When your corporation needs to take care of some troublesome “environmental and regulatory matters” in Wisconsin, heh heh, just go see the dumb kid who never graduated college but did manage two DUI convictions, because that dumb kid is earning $81,5000 a year as one of Governor Scott Walker’s top-paid people in the administration. But how did this young GOP idiot, Brian Deschane, get such a sweet job suckling on the public teat? Easy! According to the Journal Sentinel’s Daniel Bice, Brian Deschane’s father is “Jerry Deschane, executive vice president and longtime lobbyist for the Madison-based Wisconsin Builders Association, which bet big on Walker during last year’s governor’s race.” Haha, now that’s the kind of contribution that really pays off!
Imagine you’re Jerry Deschane, a Republican lobbyist for the crooked home-construction industry. You need to smooth the way for your clients’ pillage, and you would also like to get your ne’er-do-well failure of a son out of the house. He couldn’t even finish college!
And how drunk was this kid, Brian Deschane, to get two DUI convictions when his dad is a Republican lobbyist who hobnobs with the likes of Scott Walker?
What was it that made Brian such an attractive candidate? Was it the lack of a resume, or was it the drunk driving? Did Walker think the environment needed a fun spoiled-brat friend who knows how to party?
“It doesn’t look like he’s ever had a real job,” Rep. Brett Hulsey (D-Madison) said.
Hulsey noted that the recently approved law that made collective bargaining changes converts 37 top agency attorneys, communications officials and legislative liaisons from civil service positions to jobs appointed by the governor.
“This is an example of the quality of candidates you’re going to get,” said Hulsey
Anyway, Scott Walker is all about JOBS, especially (specifically) if you give Scott Walker’s campaign a couple of sacks of money. Because Scott Walker will make that money go to work for you, if you are the person who paid the money to Scott Walker. Jerry Deschane of the Wisconsin Builders Association got Maximum Value out of the $121,652 he handed to Scott Walker: Not only does the Wisconsin Builders Association now have somebody on the payroll in charge of “environmental and regulatory matters,” but that same drunken failure kid is also earning $81,500 from Wisconsin taxpayers. Score! [JS Online]
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In Walker's defense, Deschane was the most qualified drunken failure kid of a campaign contributor available.
I'm sure there are some Bush kids looking for jobs.
Apparently George Bush forgot to send in a check.
don't the koch bros have any spawn?
Sure, in Pattaya…
It's an unholy union you can believe in.
Does HE have bargaining rights?
(I know… stoopid question)
He doesn't need bargaining rights. He has the invisible hand of the free market.
So this "reacharound" that everyone's talking about – that is done by the invisible hand?
Also known as SACKS OF MONEY.
Laugh all you want, but at least Brian Deschane didn't get where he is through collective bargaining.
Why do you hate affirmative action for the socially over-privileged? Haven’t they suffered enuf?
I had a deschane once. He was great. He could fetch the paper and when you'd rub his belly in the right place his leg would do that little cute kicking thing….Man I loved that dog.
This Deschane probably fetches things as well.
This Deschane probably felches things as well.
fixed (sorry, freakish, I've never "fixed" another's comment before, but I did upfist you 6 times if that helps)
Yep, I had me one of them once. Sucker'd eat candy kisses at Christmas–you know, them little chocolate bits wrapped in shiny foil. Then, the mutt'd crap out in the back yard the next day, and take his time doin it. Oh, my, how the sun glittered offa them turds! Red, yellow, blue and green–why, all the colors of the rainbow!
More or less the same effect hyar, I reckons.
So that's where I went wrong. I really need to work on my drinking.
So why is it that my drinking hasn't paid off? I must be doin' it wrong since I have no DUIs.
So this is why I can't find a job? I plainly haven't been drinking enough.
I've found it builds muscle.
I upfisted you on name alone.
It is noteworthy.
I can help you with that. I have an intensive program that lasts 8 weeks. Afterward you'll be able to attend an Irish Wedding and/or Wake. GUARANTEED!
Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
That's a hell of a lot better than an unpaid internship.
Crap yes, I have one kid who got her degree in WIsconsin- and is doing an unpaid internship and a kid who got his degree in Maryland and has a poorly paid job. My kids do not drink to excess(ok, one might but not while driving) and I bet they are both way smarter- so I will offer both of my kids to do this job and they will do it for less money. Where do they apply????
It's like Walker's shoving the Washington Monument up Wisconsin's ass.
without a condom!
only two dui convictions? what kind of Wisconsite is this guy?
seriously, i know a guy in Madison who got two dui's in one night.
he's a starter drunk.
Drinking is a gateway drug to Nepotism…
Fuck, this kid is a complete failure at everything he does!
It's not even a felony 'til the third incident.
And how drunk was this kid, Brian Deschane, to get two DUI convictions?"
Deschane's mistake was not living in Montana, where they encourage DUI's.
Walker probably thought that DUI="doing unions in" and thought the jerk would be perfect for the job.
DUI= Driving Unions Insane.
I mostly hate these people for making me hate them, and I hate that. It's not nice to hate.
You know who ELSE was the drunk-driving loser son of a well-connected crony?
Dick Cheney?
Ted Kennedy?
Mel Gibson?
Charlie Sheen?
Kelsey Grammer?
My father is NOT well-connected.
Yes, and proud were his parents. Proud we all were, until he bailed out those banks.
W
Laura Bush?
Leave George alone. Jar Fetus was going to roll off the seat…
Al Gore jr?
to be fair, he was stoned on pot, not drunk
Prince Harry?
My boss.
All of them.
Kim Jong Il?
W C Fields?
No. I'm not that old so shut up.
Not fair, who wasn't?
Oh, alright: WALNUTS?
Bin Laden?
Yukov Dzhugashvili?
The Fitzgeralds (all of them)?
Nipsey Russell?
you must be as old as me to know Nipsey Russell!
So you are OLD!
Pat O'Brien?
Edsel Ford?
Jesus H. Christ?
Spirochete Agnew?
James Dean, too soon?
Johnny Quest?
Donald Trump.
"Because Scott Walker will make that money go to work for you"…
However, if that money truly does ANY real work… it shall be flogged to near death, placed in the stocks and stoned at noon on Tuesday.
"I'll sign up for the "Stoned at noon" part if I get to hold the buds….oh, that kind of stoning.
Countdown to "Heckuva job, Deshie!"…
The free market at work! Can't explain it!
Invisible handjob.
Is that the downfisters newest name?
Hah hah! Ken that's great! Nounverb911, excellent!
Nephews go in, nephews go out. You can't explain it, but you can define "nepotism" and point out good examples.
In Wisconsin we just call DUI "driving".
WIN
What's he going to regulate? Beer pong?
Well, c'mon on now, that Milwaukee's Best isn't just going to drink itself, now is it?
I've tasted that stuff and it is definitely not Milwaukee's Best.
His urine stream.
It sounds like this loser isn't even qualified for one of those 50,000 new jobs McDonalds is offering.
True to type. Beady, off kilter badger eyes.
LOL- or cheeks on a butt.
Another prime example of the John Galt-like republican hero, the man who achieves and attains in life through merit, hard work and individual effort. This story just proves all the flaws in evil welfare socialism collectivism. There's a lesson in this story for all those good-for-nothing lazy poors ("nears"); look what you can do, quit looking to the government to hand you things, go out there and grab that brass ring!
" There's a lesson in this story for all those good-for-nothing lazy poors ("nears"); look what you can do, quit looking to the government to hand you things, go out there and grab that ass ring!" Fixed it.
Ah that makes it clearer. He grabbed the brass ring.
Who knew Scott Walker had a piercing down there!
"What made Milwaukee famous
Made a loser out of me."
Drunk drives in, drunk drives out.
Well, let's not rush to judgment on dipshits who didn't graduate college getting drunk and smashing into things all the time. Little close to home for some of us. (I mean Billy Joel, not just me.)
i told you not to drive but you made it home alive.
This kid's making a lot of money despite not being qualified for anything beyond flipping the burgers at McDonalds? Someone set him up with Bristol.
"Heck of a job, Brian."
Hey, these guys are rich and white — I don't see a problem here.
This guy has " future FEMA Director" written all over him.
Only if one of his DUIs occurred while riding horses
Could happen. Scott's just one election away from, you know, the Big Chair!
Folks, calm down. It's simply another budget balancing maneuver that has to be done.
Drunken son of a rich Republican SOB, hmm?
Brian Deschane/Jenna Bush 2016!
The Bush twins are paragons of modesty and decency and hard work compared to this crop of young GOP crooks.
Sorry, I meant Meaghan McCain.
And waaaaay more fuckable.
I'd do Barbara (the younger) before I'd do Jenna.
Though, I'm pretty sure Jenna would be more apt to do me than would be Barbara, since Jenna's not getting any from that frat-boy-hazing closet-case she has for a husband.
Just how do you build a badger, anyway?
the badger to nowhere.
Very, very carefully.
Future Wisconsin appointments we'll be reading about include:
Dept. of Revenue–> Bernie Madoff
Dept. of Agriculture, Trade and Consumer Protection–> Monsanto
Dept. of Natural Resources–> a human skull floating in a bucket of mercury
Okay, you got a laugh out of me with that last one. Thanks — I was really wondering if that was possible anymore.
Walker is really rubbing it in SP's face over how to run a for-profit state.
What's wrong with that dude's head? Like he's been keeping it warm under a hotlamp at the K-Mart "Eatery". The rich have no sense.
We don't need no stinking Badgers!
On the bright side, the kid is probably stupid enough to let the civil service types enforce some of the "environmental and regulatory" laws and get his daddy's pals in trouble.
Unfortunately, they're never QUITE that stupid. Or, to put it another way, they take orders directly from their daddies, who've been around long enough not to be stupid (just massively, massively evil).
Remember that government is the problem instead of the solution, and Walker is desperately trying to prove it.
I liked him better when he was Ronald McDonald.
See, there ARE good jobs available – you just have to be born to the right family.
So can my intelligent kids be reborn- because being smart and having college degrees has not gotten them jobs that pay like this
Wife? We're talking about right-wingers here so it would be either son or dog.
It's like Walker is going through a "How to be the biggest prick in government ever" checklist.
Fuck this. My next life, I'm coming back as a spoiled, stupid, idle child of the wealthiest barons around. (Except with my luck I'll come back in some parallel universe in which money is worthless and it's hard work and helping others that really helps you get ahead, and I'll be in the same boat I'm in now.)
You know it sweetie. Every day here in SC, I ask myself, why can't I be a dumb retard who wears fratboy clothes with palmettos on it, attend steeplechases, partner up with buddy lawyers and bankers? My whole family needs to take a crash course in lying-sniveling-weaselry.
why can't I be a dumb retard who wears fratboy clothes with palmettos on it, attend steeplechases, partner up with buddy lawyers and bankers?
When you break it down like that, being a member of the great unwashed doesn't seem so bad after all.
Or to be a big-breasted, empty-headed daughter of a failed Presidential candidate and a beer baroness; you'd never have to do real work a day in your life and get on the TV with the media treating your opinions as important.
i hear he's writing a book: How To Bake Friends And Eliminate People.
too soon?
the sad thing is that he has so much competition
Yeah, how dare the governor's enemies bring up a youthful indiscretion that occurred way back .3 decades ago!
Look at those two feces…
-fixed
Mr. Deschane, Mr. Deschane! Is there any way a fresh-faced young upstart like myself can get in on the exciting and dynamic field of Nepotism too, also?
Sure; find some young dumb political spawn of your preferred gender like this dude and bang the shit out of them.
How do you spell corruption? W-A-L-K-E-R!
Now now, Scooter's just givin' a kid of one of his friends a chance at some redemption here. Now 81 and a half large a year *is* a pretty robust starting wage in these times of government cutbacks, but Scooter's heart is in the right place giving this poor wayward son of a friend a chance to make something of himself and do some good work for the state of Wisconsin in the bargain. SNARK OFF I imagine junior will spend his days swilling coffee and nursing hangovers while being driven around by state troopers who will be delighted to clean the Jack and Coke vomit and semen stains out of the back seat of their cars daily.
This guy could never be hired as either of the two public school teachers whose salaries his consumes.
$81,500 a year buys a lot of beer
Those two teachers would just waste all their money on school supplies…
Depending on the district, it could be more like three starting salaries.
Ya know, you hardly ever see Otis in an episode with Ernest T. Ass. The photo finally shows them together.
Depends. Is he a union drunk or a scab?
So what? His job is not to understand or enforce the law. Its to make it all better for his donors.
I recently emailed a relative in Wisconsin and put in a little jab about Walker. His response made it sound like lynching is being considered by many Wisconsinites. I suggested stoning with frozen bratwurst.
May I suggest the "Bratzooka?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngtTwCxBJ38
I received an e-mail this weekend, the first Republiklan Senator recall petition has been turned in with 100% signatures required. http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/04/01/us-wisc...
BADGER WIN!
The wages of stupid is paybacks.
frozen bratwurst
Heh.
just stoning w/ frozen bratwurst? i say we stick it where the sun don't shine. and then make him eat it.
Must have run out of Fitzgeralds to appoint (sorry, this is an inside joke to those of us unfortunate enough to live in Fitzwalkerstan.)
This is asshole is predictable. I also predict he's a one termer.
Considering how well the recall petitions are going (one was just turned in, in half the required time, with about 150% of the required signatures), more likely a half-termer like Sarah.
Just in time to run for President. He'll stand head and shoulders above that crowd. Or not.
Fuck that. All kidding aside, aren't they gathering signatures now? If not, why not? I live in Kansas, and I will send money into the state to bone that overreaching corporatist fuck. When is the one year period up? I want the recall election the next fucking day. The next, goddamn, fucking, cocksucking day.
Way to work "cocksucking" in there. Excellent usage. Really. Excellent.
"I used to rub mine with just a little mayonaise."
same goes for the downfister.
Badger Builder? Badgers are built? I always thought there were born'd like other mammals.
I'm surprised that, with that magazine's name, no one has linked to this internet classic yet:
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
omg. that's fucking intense.
that was like a fever dream. thank you. does it ever stop?
I don't believe so. Did you make it to the snake? I think that was thrown in just to freak out stoners watching.
There's a newer, better badger meme these days http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
That badger doesn't give a shit about badger memes.
Built not born!
With a new $80k salary he can afford the gas and the payments.
So what was Bremmer paid for his find fine job?
Big Dick Day on Wonkette continues:
In 2006, Deschane was the campaign director for Magnum for Congress.
So OK. You made me look up this douche Magnum. He's listed as a "former radio personality". What does that mean? That he formerly had a personality?
I'm not talking about the guys who came here from Wisconsin to make dairy products. I'm talking about the Badgers who peed on my right to bargain collectively! It tied the whole Labor movement together, man.
These downfisters are fucking idiots. spankyb, microphallus (microcephalus?) here are a few of his/her/its comments:
The Wankers are very intolerant.
They like when people stop by and "downfist" their posts.
Join me!
Or:
Wonkette admins seem pretty scared that a couple of conservative posters are going to beat them up.
Microphallus – at last! Truth in troll advertizing!
# SIZE OF BRAIN DOES MATTER
i would like the tards to know the only thing i fear is running out of liquor.
I hesitate to point it out, I really do, but this meta discussion is all troll food.
Please do not feed the trolls.
You're right. But it's the first time I actually clicked on one of my followers and I couldn't believe how inane, petty, immature, and ludicrous these fucktards are.
Ayn Rand was right–you really do get to where you are based on pure merit!
Sent from my DUI Conviction 2
Oh, now you've gone and done it. The Sindicato de Payasos is gonna be all over you for that crack.
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I despise metrics on principle as a control mechanism of the middle-manager class over the proletariat. I've outlined my distaste for the "p" value before. Especially, considering folks like metamarfcst, who is my hero, runs in the -120 range. But, if they think it annoys us, so be it.
Corruption is simply encoded in Republican DNA. They cannot help themselves.
I don't have a college degree either, but I have two less DUIs than this kid.
God damn affirmative action… making it so a white man like me can't get a cushy job.
Hmm … a kid who never graduated college, but racks up DUIs and has friends and relatives in high places …
Well…that tells me everything I need to know about how George W. Bush staffed his administration.
40 years ago the REAL Mayor Daley gave the city of Chicago's insurance contract to his son. When there was a public outrage, Daley, with complete sincerity, said "What's happened to America when a father can't throw a little business to his son?"
if hollywood made a movie of this guy it would be considered cliched and over the top.
Woo hoo! Another Mitchell fan!
"Mittens? an action film called Mittens?" oh i could go on forever.
"Why would Linda Evans want to do that with Mitchell?"
"my my my my apartment."
Wuz Brian drinkin' Walker's Black? Obvs wouldn't have been the Red.
I'm pretty sure that was his father's ice cream truck, which doesn't really count as 'experience'.
This is what happens when you hit rock bottom for candidates. Scooter only won by default since his only opposition was Mark Neumann (imagine an even bigger douche than Scooter, just wrap your head around that for a while), and the fact that nobody in the sorta paying atttention crowd showed up to vote for the right guy. Wait for the next round in 2012 folks, stupid is going national.
I was going to say that paying $121,652 for an $81,500 job was not showing good business sense on the part of the Badger Builders but come to think of, with all those union negotiated state employee benefits, this job is worth way more than a measly $121,652.
Oh and DeChancroid be upon him.
Jesus, that reads like the weekly outro to "Soap"!
you zombie-lovers out there might enjoy this article: http://www.thedailypage.com/daily/article.php?art... the zombies came out to protest! "I ate Scott Walker's brain and I'm still hungry!"
hey, I made a joke like that about Sarah Palin during our Zombie walk in 2008!- and it wasn't my own idea then
Wait until he starts trying to drill the Northwoods for beer.
Hey, don't insult that toilet rat!
Rats are pretty smart- I bet that rat was practicing scuba diving
Birds of a feather…
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bfc53cdf8b/rich-...
Sick of not getting ahead in life? Get yourself some rich parents!
Walker is the scummiest of the scumbags, and his new DUI-collecting "environmental and regulatory" hire fits right in with him. Crawl back under your rocks, you slimy pieces of shit.
"What was it that made Brian such an attractive candidate? Was it the lack of a resume, or was it the drunk driving? Did Walker think the environment needed a fun spoiled-brat friend who knows how to party?
“It doesn’t look like he’s ever had a real job,” Rep. Brett Hulsey (D-Madison) said."
What do these people think it is, 2004?
So? It's not like he's whit trash.
Excellent snark. Just excellent.
I think Walker's going to be badgered right out of office.
I'll drink to that.
Apparently, it doesn't get any better than this.
And this is news, because? Like, we didn't know this stuff goes on from day one to forever on both side of the aisle? The Republicans didn't invent corruption, they just legitimized it. BTW, if that cover shot showed their hands, you'd understand the goofy smiles.
In Wisconsin, two DUIs is merely proof that you make a habit of drinking at Packers games. Generally, it's a political plus for a candidate.
FFWD to third DUI for crashing into car in Capitol parking-lot, crippling a child in the back-seat, & the usual "surely noone could have foreseen" press-conference where he's fired (but also quietly given another even better paid desk-warmer gig).
In the best tradition of 90's Adam Sandler/Chris Farley flicks…DREAM BIG!
What a frickin' surprise:
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/brian-deschane/12/7a6...
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0.2… Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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