AMERICA'S NEXT PRESIDENT  12:44 am April 4, 2011

Huckabee Plans To Make All Americans Watch Jesus Wingnut ‘At Gunpoint’

by Ken Layne

Huckabee preparing to hold a shotgun to the head of a black American.America’s forgotten “Man From Hope,” Mike Huckabee, never even came close to winning the GOP nomination in 2008. But he’s still sort of half-trying to run in 2012, so of course he is pandering wildly to the fringe “Christian Supremacist” bible-college nutters who are the true heirs to our national heritage of illiterate preachers going from town to town trying to rile up the yokels enough to fill the “love offering” buckets and fill up the Lincoln Continental and pay off the hookers and the hooch man and get across the state line before the sheriff figures out what happened. So here’s some video of Huckabee at the “Rediscover God in America” regional convention, yucking it up about his plans to press guns to the skulls of all 309 million Americans so they don’t try to escape the TeeVee Set when Huckabee begins the 24-hour channel devoted to the insane historical fiction of dingbat weirdo David Barton. (This will be the only channel on all 479 satellite and cable channels in America, once Huckabee becomes “Pastor In Chief.”)

You’ll want to skip to 1:06 for the gun sexytime:

(Thanks to Wonkette operative “Katie D.” for the creepy video!)

 
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Barbara_i April 4, 2011 at 12:51 am

He's really reaching the upper echelon of the GOP, meaning that he won't always have to wear a name tag at his appearances.

dr_giraud April 4, 2011 at 1:02 am

These fucking people, these fucking people.

"David Lane had a strange hobby. . . ."

poncho_pilot April 4, 2011 at 2:40 am

collecting clothes?

Grief_Lessons April 4, 2011 at 8:31 am

Moonshine? Washing line?

not that Dewey April 4, 2011 at 9:30 am

Takes two to know…

tessiee April 4, 2011 at 1:07 pm

Doors clang, chain gang?

Terry April 4, 2011 at 8:17 am

Good grief, I get scared when a conservative has/had "a strange hobby".

poncho_pilot April 4, 2011 at 12:45 pm
tessiee April 4, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Somewhat awesome video. Also, wherever that was filmed looks ass-freezing cold.

HempDogbane April 4, 2011 at 1:03 am

Looks like he's got plenty of ammo under that coat. Or Big Macs…

Andrew Drinker April 4, 2011 at 9:39 am

Ham biscuits?

nastyliberal April 4, 2011 at 1:03 am

The ever-effervescent Michele Bachmann weighed in with her always fluid Reality, as well: http://www.opednews.com/articles/Michele-Bachmann

dogscantlookup April 4, 2011 at 1:08 am

"take what you can when you can, eat squirrel from a popcorn popper."
So say Saxon Jebus and Huckabump

dogscantlookup April 4, 2011 at 1:23 am

Downfist stalker make me sad (=_=)

Barbara_i April 4, 2011 at 1:32 am

They don't even bother to read what is said. They just click the downfist and that makes them tingle in their naughty parts.

Guppy06 April 4, 2011 at 1:48 am

Their uterus?

poncho_pilot April 4, 2011 at 2:38 am

the Trump Tower. it's actually a giant dildo wired directly to the pleasure center in the right wing Borg hive mind. they can barely get anything done on a windy day, it's so distracting.

Swampgas_Man April 4, 2011 at 4:58 am

Is that why I still have only 83 peee?

Andrew Drinker April 4, 2011 at 9:40 am

Yes. And why, even after many comments with +20 or better, I haven't changed my "p" number in many weeks.

glamourdammerung April 4, 2011 at 1:54 am

Downfist stalker make me sad (=_=)

It makes me a little sad too, knowing that someone has such a worthless life that they have literally nothing better to do than troll here and cry about being banned for it.

Then I realize what a total degenerate would do that, and enjoy the fact they are crying in impotent rage.

Crank_Tango April 4, 2011 at 5:28 am

yeah i think it is fucking hilarious, this jackoff and his raging impotence. Or hers. How would that work anyway? Fatty uterus?

TsunamiAli April 4, 2011 at 8:31 am

"Hm, let's see, I'm retired/unemployed/on disability and don't have a lot to do…maybe I should coach a kid's softball team in my community, or help out at the food pantry of my church. Nah, trolling Wonkette is a much better use of my time!"

MarshallBanana April 4, 2011 at 10:44 am

Really? I find it fucking hilarious.

You go, impotent fucktard! Go! Do Gawd's work! You're so cute!

iburl April 4, 2011 at 1:10 am

"Take the bible and apply it to every single aspect of the culture."
Stryper already tried that. It failed. You can't have metal.

undeterredbyreality April 4, 2011 at 1:48 am

When Jeebus comes back and looks around, he's gonna say: "When I said to render unto mammon what is mammon's, I didn't mean to lie cheat and steal to get mammon's stuff so you could render it to him, though. YOU go to hell, You go to hell, You go to hell–look under your seats–you ALL go to hell!"

GlowneyHouse April 4, 2011 at 7:19 am

There was a time when European nations did apply the Bible to all problems. It is for good reason we call those times the Dark Ages.

comrad_darkness April 4, 2011 at 9:58 am

Wait, all women are supposed to get their fathers drunk and have sexytime with them??

DahBoner April 4, 2011 at 10:05 am

"I love Christian music. Always so optimistic and they don't have to pretend they are real musicians."

tessiee April 4, 2011 at 1:09 pm

"We just change 'baby' to 'Jesus'".

LetUsBray April 4, 2011 at 1:18 am

This is one of those jokes that's not really a joke, isn't it? Hucklenuts is trying desperately to shed his rep as the affable, reasonably lucid wingnut.

Moonbatting Average April 4, 2011 at 1:21 am

Christianity, motherfucker! Do you believe in it!?!

undeterredbyreality April 4, 2011 at 1:30 am

Ammurika, hell yeah!

comrad_darkness April 4, 2011 at 9:59 am

I believe in its power to make people into narrow-minded loons. Does that count?

LionHeartSoyDog April 4, 2011 at 1:27 am

At 0.51:
"And I just wish that every single young person in Amerka would be able to be under his *tootle-edge*."
What is that, a belly apron?
Sounds so wrong, somehow.

Radio_______ April 4, 2011 at 1:27 am

That dog is alarmed, its huckles hackles are up. Huck Fuck's psychopathic son is coming up the path.
Run, little Lab, Run.

MiniMencken April 4, 2011 at 2:14 am

Regarding Sonny-Boy, Wow! Can we go all Stalinist and just liquidate these people as a class? Seems like the prudent thing to do, considerin.' Oh, but, we're not in control! So, uhm, Canada?

SudsMcKenzie April 4, 2011 at 1:28 am

…. "and don.t forget, Ill be sitting in with Murph and the Magic Tones in the Ramada Lounge later, and tip your waitress, or Ill Fucking Cut you, … for Jeebus."

poncho_pilot April 4, 2011 at 2:41 am

look at you in those candy-ass monkey suits.

Negropolis April 4, 2011 at 7:05 am

"Ill Fucking Cut you, … for Jeebus" is one of those retro country songs, right? Isn't that a Toby Keith cover of an old Johnny Cash song?

Andrew Drinker April 4, 2011 at 9:44 am

I'd like to think that Johnny Cash would put his boot up Toby Keith's ass if he covered one of his songs.

undeterredbyreality April 4, 2011 at 1:30 am

Lemmeseenow: David Lane organizes events that teach people how to go set pull-pits on fire? Sounds like a terr'rrist ta me. Does it ta you?

Gawd I hope he's not the Lane that makes them comfy recliners, cuz' I'd hate to have to give that up.

HonkIfYouLikeCookies April 4, 2011 at 1:32 am

I </3 Huckabee.

BarackMyWorld April 4, 2011 at 2:41 am
ShaveTheWhales April 4, 2011 at 1:37 am

What the fuck are he and the Lab looking at with such awed intent? Bugs Bunny?

SudsMcKenzie April 4, 2011 at 1:46 am

The child who got out of the cellar?

mookwrthwilson April 4, 2011 at 2:16 am

The burning meth lab in his backyard?

gef05 April 4, 2011 at 6:56 am

Bugs dressed as Lady Bugs.

Negropolis April 4, 2011 at 7:13 am

The Urkainian mail-order bridge he keeps chained up in the attic whenever he's out?

mereoblivion April 4, 2011 at 9:33 am

As someone who commits a typo about every third line, I must thank you: the image of Hushabye sending off to the Ukraine for a bridge will get me through this murky Madison Monday (assuming I do, in fact, get threw it).

Failure_Artist April 4, 2011 at 1:07 pm

http://www.cracked.com/article_17090_wheres-bridg

So that's where that bridge went!

BaldarTFlagass April 4, 2011 at 7:53 am

I think that's duck-hunting gear, so maybe Daffy. Woo-hoo!!

Monsieur_Grumpe April 4, 2011 at 8:47 am

A Subway sandwich?

tessiee April 4, 2011 at 1:11 pm

Rabbit season!

DashboardBuddha April 4, 2011 at 9:26 am

They're watching aliens insert an anal probe in Bubba's ass. That stuff happens all the time in Arkansas.

mereoblivion April 4, 2011 at 9:28 am

"Squeal like a pig!"

DahBoner April 4, 2011 at 10:08 am

New delivery of Hostess Ho Ho at 7-11…

MiniMencken April 4, 2011 at 12:28 pm

An actual colored man in the White House!

bumfug April 4, 2011 at 1:38 am

"And then I'll squeeze your nuts til you accept Jeeezus Keerist as your lord and savior!"

undeterredbyreality April 4, 2011 at 1:38 am

Damn video cuts off just as Huck's about to discuss the horror stories of American History textbooks. I assume he's going to expound a bit about the Texas chainsaw massacre of facts in favor of the preferred propaganda of the slavery-ending founding fathers and their rebellion in Lexington, New Hampshire.

glamourdammerung April 4, 2011 at 1:40 am

Too bad he "forgot" about Barton's fantastic work as a "historian" and failed to mention what exactly Barton claims. Especially the parts about the founders of the United States intending a theocratic state. And of course, that the Holocaust did not occur.

mavenmaven April 4, 2011 at 1:40 am

They protest "liberal bias" in the universities but have little problem espousing violently enforced "re-education" by pseudo-scholars.

ChessieNefercat April 4, 2011 at 10:46 am

"…violently enforced "re-education" by pseudo-scholars"

Wasn't this what Bachmann was yammering on about a while back while the census was going on? Funny, I thought her concern was that the liberals were going to do it. My mistake, I guess.

Guppy06 April 4, 2011 at 1:44 am

I admit, his accent does make it sound a lot like "gunpoint," but he actually said "surveyor's mark."

comrad_darkness April 4, 2011 at 10:03 am

You only got 40 for that! 'Tis a sad place we have arrived at.

glamourdammerung April 4, 2011 at 1:46 am

Is the worst part of this that Republicans have to cater to the Holocaust denier crowd to have a chance of winning the primaries?

Or that he used David Barton instead of "The Andrew Show"?

iburl April 4, 2011 at 1:49 am

I almost wish that there would be like a simultaneous telecast and all americans would be forced, forced at gunpoint no less, to listen to every made up, myth-based, fully teabagging, theocratic anti-constitutional, insane message, and I think our country would be better for it, I wish it (mmd) happen. I really do.

Signed,
Fascist War Machine

MiniMencken April 4, 2011 at 2:16 am

I'm glad Ken finally put up an item I suggested….

Zvi_Bleindmeis April 4, 2011 at 8:19 am

MiniMencken isn't your real name, then?

MiniMencken April 4, 2011 at 12:32 pm

No, actually, it's Thurston Howell IV.

nounverb911 April 4, 2011 at 2:18 am

“Man From Hope”
Didn't Burt Reynolds and Marilu Henner star in that?

nounverb911 April 4, 2011 at 2:25 am

When does Huckabee burn a Quran? That would certainly energize his base.

SayItWithWookies April 4, 2011 at 3:11 am

His base is in Mazar-e-Sharif?

poncho_pilot April 4, 2011 at 2:32 am

Khamaro Rouge?

Negropolis April 4, 2011 at 7:17 am

A red Chevy Camaro? I love those things!

BarackMyWorld April 4, 2011 at 2:39 am

I'm glad so many people take uneducated fools like Barton and Glenn Beck seriously. It's nice to know the 4 years and thousands of dollars I spent getting my B.S. in history were completely wasted.

I'm not bitter or anything.

Swampgas_Man April 4, 2011 at 5:02 am

Still better off than a B.A. in English Lit. Like majoring in unemployment.

Crank_Tango April 4, 2011 at 5:37 am

I don't know any Englishers, or is it Englishator? Shit, what is the job you would hope to get with that degree?
Once I did my semester abroad in Paris, I switched my major to French and never looked en arrière….of course I had to get a masters to make any money at it, but hey; a foreign language.

mereoblivion April 4, 2011 at 11:52 am

"and never looked en arriere" Yep, I read that as "never looked at a derriere" and thought "Then why in blazes did you go to France?"

bflrtsplk April 4, 2011 at 8:58 am

Hey I got an English Lit degree and I had a fine career in dish washing 'til I got allergic to sponges. Then i switched to mowing lawns 'til I ran over my…

zhubajie April 4, 2011 at 5:26 am

Hey, imagine how I feel about my PhD in Ancient History, Biblical Archaeology!

Negropolis April 4, 2011 at 7:18 am

Looks like someone else also got their BS in History.

ChessieNefercat April 4, 2011 at 10:48 am

I have an MS in biology. Sadly, I studied a leafless moss.

SayItWithWookies April 4, 2011 at 2:55 am

My momma always told me, "son, don't play cards with a man named Doc, don't lie down with a woman who's got more problems than you, and don't ever vote for a fat preacher from North Louisiana with a diet book for any position of responsibility." I ain't about to disrespect such sound advice.

zhubajie April 4, 2011 at 5:27 am

My folks never gave me such useful advice. It was more like "don't be too smart; retards are the happiest!"

Zvi_Bleindmeis April 4, 2011 at 8:26 am

My parents:

"The thin ice is the smoothest to skate on."

"Strangers have the best candy."

Jim89048 April 4, 2011 at 11:46 am

I was simply admonished to not aspire to rise above my station. She was right, it's better this way.

Negropolis April 4, 2011 at 7:19 am

Reminds me of the "never trust a skinny chef" advice I've heard.

DahBoner April 4, 2011 at 10:17 am

I'd like to buy a copy, but the asking price of $0.01seems a little high …

ChessieNefercat April 4, 2011 at 10:50 am

My parents: "You can always fall back on teaching."*

*If you don't get a man.

BarackMyWorld April 4, 2011 at 11:29 am

Wait….fat with a diet book….own talk show…trying to become popular by appealing to people who watch TV all day….

Forget president, Huckabee is on his way to becoming Oprah!

JoshuaNorton April 4, 2011 at 3:03 am

The Charlie Sheen Comedy Death March will need a new opening act pretty soon. Maybe Huck should submit an audition tape. What he's jabbering on about is way funnier than anything coming out of Charlie's mouth.

SheriffRoscoe April 4, 2011 at 3:19 am

Guns to the head because the message is that awesome? David Barton, I hope you enjoy flattery.

TanzbodenKoenig April 4, 2011 at 3:20 am

And you know who else held guns to peoples heads and forced them to listen to state sanctioned radio stations?

poncho_pilot April 4, 2011 at 4:22 am

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb?

BaldarTFlagass April 4, 2011 at 7:57 am

"It turns the dial to NPR."

Zvi_Bleindmeis April 4, 2011 at 8:27 am

Ira Glass?

Monsieur_Grumpe April 4, 2011 at 8:50 am

Orson Welles?

Steverino247 April 4, 2011 at 9:18 am

Anybody named Kim in North Korea?

poncho_pilot April 4, 2011 at 12:56 pm

Phil Spector?

tessiee April 4, 2011 at 1:14 pm

Don Imus?

problemwithcaring April 4, 2011 at 1:34 pm

Radio Raheem?

Manhattan123 April 4, 2011 at 3:23 am

I'm always fascinated by the folks who say Huckabee is the "likable" Republican candidate. On what planet is this turd likable? Ok, granted the people he's being compared to are Gingrich, Romney, Palin, etc. – but I think calling him likable is stretching the definition.

zhubajie April 4, 2011 at 5:28 am

I suppose he can be charming in the way all politicians are charming. That doesn't mean he should be trusted with even the least bit of power!

Andrew Drinker April 4, 2011 at 9:58 am

Do people still call him that? In late 2007 and early 2008, he was the "likable" candidate because he wasn't taking part in the poo-flinging between McCain and Romney, and he was really good at smiling and making very simple sweeping generalizations into cute little one-liners, à la Zombie Ronald Reagan.

comrad_darkness April 4, 2011 at 10:09 am

He doesn't have a creepy, droolly smile. The bar has been set very low.

ZangoCrudmonger April 4, 2011 at 4:15 am

At 1:30, 5 o'clock from Huck….Rod Stewart, or his hair, at least. Young hearts, be free tonight.

wok3 April 4, 2011 at 5:10 am

Remember how the conservatives freaked out that president Obama had a televised speech for classrooms, and people wanted to exclude their kids from that? For some odd reason, that seemed much less offensive to me than having a gun pointed at my head.

zhubajie April 4, 2011 at 5:29 am

It all depends on the message and who's giving it.

Boojum_Reborn April 4, 2011 at 8:35 am

That's because you hate America. Also Jesus.

Andrew Drinker April 4, 2011 at 9:58 am

You forgot TruckNutz!!!!

kissawookiee April 4, 2011 at 12:27 pm

If you're a teabagger, that's just foreplay.

tessiee April 4, 2011 at 1:15 pm

"Remember how the conservatives freaked out that president Obama had a televised speech for classrooms"

*robotic monotone voice* Good afternoon, Mother. Good afternoon, Father. Nothing happened during my uneventful day at school.

wehojoel April 4, 2011 at 5:13 am

Since I skipped right to the moment I have no idea what he said but I can only agree that yes American's should be forced at gunpoint to workout at the local David Barton Gym. Of course most American's won't be able to afford to join a David Barton Gym but don't worry it's in Obamacare 2.0. Just wait.

gurukalehuru April 4, 2011 at 5:21 am

When he says "all Americans" does that include congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ)?

zhubajie April 4, 2011 at 5:30 am

Don't say it can't happen to a USA you know!

schvitzatura April 4, 2011 at 5:33 am

New and Improved™! Talibangical Charismatic Christian Tomás de Torquemada, now with extra firepower!

Come here a minute April 4, 2011 at 5:35 am

I'm coming around to supporting Huckabee now that I've seen his running mate.

Goonemeritus April 4, 2011 at 5:36 am

Guns to the head don’t kill people, pissed off preachers kill people. Guns just make it convenient.

schvitzatura April 4, 2011 at 5:39 am

(Howard) Dean's "Scream" ain't got nothin' on this mushroom-cloud layin' mofo!

Even Palin would have Flunkabee's latest soundbite looped during Replunklican primary season…

schvitzatura April 4, 2011 at 5:49 am

Escape the Arkansas heat and join Huck on an Alaskan Freedom Cruise in June 2011!
https://www.paradisetoursandtravel.com/cruise.php

Complete, with creepy ventriloquism entertainment!:
http://www.ryanandfriends.com/NewsArticle.aspx?a=

mavenmaven April 4, 2011 at 11:21 am

Featuring "Guy Penrod"? Is he the "don't ask don't tell" entertainment?

skyshoes April 4, 2011 at 5:57 am

As a Christian I would like to say one thing. It is a blessing we have Ken Layne amongst us. May God bless him.

"-our national heritage of illiterate preachers going from town to town trying to rile up the yokels enough to fill the “love offering” buckets and fill up the Lincoln Continental and pay off the hookers and the hooch man and get across the state line before the sheriff figures out what happened."

I nearly pissed my pants. Sorry hipsters LOL. (still)

schvitzatura April 4, 2011 at 6:00 am

The Black Robe Regiment (with Comic Sans, for emphasis):
http://www.blackrobereg.org/index.html

Andrew Drinker April 4, 2011 at 10:01 am

OMG that website SCREAMS 1997.

littlebigdaddy April 4, 2011 at 6:19 am

So the R's big tent is now the size of a boy scout's pup tent–the one in which he gets ass-fucked by his bible-thumping, tea-tard scout leader.

Negropolis April 4, 2011 at 6:53 am

so of course he is pandering wildly to the fringe “Christian Supremacist” bible-college nutters who are the true heirs to our national heritage of illiterate preachers going from town to town trying to rile up the yokels enough to fill the “love offering” buckets and fill up the Lincoln Continental and pay off the hookers and the hooch man and get across the state line before the sheriff figures out what happened.

I love how incredibly accurate you are in summarizing groups in just a few sentences. I mean, if this ain't the truth. The only difference, these days, is that lots of meth is involved, as well as non-profit charity fronts for the sake of the appearance of sophistication.

BaldarTFlagass April 4, 2011 at 8:00 am

"summarizing groups in just a few sentences."

Or better yet, in one long sort-of run-on sentence.

tcaalaw April 4, 2011 at 7:30 am

the 24-hour channel devoted to the insane historical fiction of dingbat weirdo David Barton

I'll wait for the 24-hour channel devoted to Mischa Barton, thank you.

mereoblivion April 4, 2011 at 12:02 pm

I'm holding out for the 24-hour "Clara Barton, humanitarian candystriper."

MiniMencken April 4, 2011 at 12:40 pm

Down here in the Lone Star State, we'll be holding out for Beans Barton and the Bipeds.

joobajooba April 4, 2011 at 7:40 am

How "effective" a communicator (Huckabee's words) is this Barton, if you have to use a gun to get people to listen to him?

BaldarTFlagass April 4, 2011 at 7:51 am

I'm sure my girlfriend is gonna love changing her name to Ofbaldar.

MrFizzy April 4, 2011 at 8:19 am

It looks like the Huck-o-lator and the dog are holding an empty-stare contest. Mikey's drooling a bit more, so I think it goes to him.

4tehlulz_lite April 4, 2011 at 8:33 am

Man. Terry Jones at least had a trial for the Koran before he executed it.

Huck is hardcore.

jzgplj April 4, 2011 at 8:34 am

Aren't people this insane usually locked up in mental institutions?

comrad_darkness April 4, 2011 at 10:11 am

That was the very first round of Reagan's budget cuts, lo those years ago. It was a damn clever plan, turns out. Bastard.

BklynIlluminati April 4, 2011 at 8:44 am

Violent fatpedo of jeebus truth

cheaphits April 4, 2011 at 8:45 am

Praise da Lawrd and pass the fried squirrel.

randcoolcatdaddy April 4, 2011 at 8:45 am

Well…looks like extremist Christian fundamentalists have found something they can agree on with extremist atheist Marxist fundamentalists and extremist Muslim fundamentalists … Ain't it just a happy little world we live in?

Steverino247 April 4, 2011 at 9:25 am

With happy little trees painted on all our canvases?

poncho_pilot April 4, 2011 at 12:53 pm

"i don't support the work of imperialist stooges."

"only commie stooges, huh?"

Monsieur_Grumpe April 4, 2011 at 8:56 am

Every time a religious extremist says something this profoundly stupid an atheist’s metaphorical balls get bigger.

Pragmatist2 April 4, 2011 at 9:00 am

This reminds me – I hav been looking for a picture of Jesus wearing camo to hang in my garage. Can't find one – even on Ebay. Any thoughts would be appreciated.
A photo would be best.

jdoleman April 4, 2011 at 9:05 am

Has Mr Barton commented on the biggest question for revisionist Republican historians?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070

baconzgood April 4, 2011 at 9:07 am

"Let the power of Christ Compell you"

-Mike Huckabee-

Steverino247 April 4, 2011 at 9:23 am

Yeah, but you have to get two priests to scream that 17 times each just to get a bed to start to move, so we all better yell that all fucking day to get the economy moving.

mereoblivion April 4, 2011 at 9:35 am

Oh, the power of Christ! I thought they were yellin' sump'n about letting Streisand command you.

Steverino247 April 4, 2011 at 9:23 am

I've said it before and I'll say it again–All politics is yokel.

mereoblivion April 4, 2011 at 9:36 am

You rule!

Ancient_Hackery April 4, 2011 at 9:27 am

You know who else had people listen to totally nutty propaganda….

mereoblivion April 4, 2011 at 9:38 am

Yogi Berra?

Andrew Drinker April 4, 2011 at 10:04 am

Charlie Sheen?

donner_froh April 4, 2011 at 9:27 am

There is already an organization that works to apply the bible to every aspect of the culture. You will find this on their website:

Welcome to the Ku Klux Klan. Bringing a Message of Hope and Deliverance to White Christian America! A Message of Love NOT Hate!

weejee April 4, 2011 at 9:47 am

Ahhh, the beloved People for the American Way (PFAW) posted the tape. When your campaign is over what do you do with the left over dollahs? Well Xtine O'Donnell used them for rent, donuts, and dildos. Mo Udall used his as a seed to start PFAW. Thanks Mo.

JustPixelz April 4, 2011 at 9:49 am

The audience applauded "forced at gunpoint". I assume the government would run this with the compassion of the Inquisition and the efficiency of the Soviet Union. But at least we now know Huckster's audience doesn't believe there is a constitutional impediment to something less coercive, like a health insurance opt-out fee.

HempDogbane April 4, 2011 at 9:49 am

Say 'taint so !

PublicLuxury April 4, 2011 at 10:00 am

Willful ignorance. They can shove David Barton up their asses, without grease.

ttommyunger April 4, 2011 at 10:11 am

But only on Huck's birthday ;)

ttommyunger April 4, 2011 at 10:15 am

Note the rope around the dog's neck. Out of frame is psychopathic son #2 preparing to push the pup off the crate. Could not bring myself to watch the clip. I'm assuming it portrays the Huckster of performing his favorite miracle: turning ordinary food into adipose tissue… Considering the fact the Huck shares Ron Christie's eye problem, I'm surprised he doesn't hunt with two guns, just to be sure.

NorthStarSpanx April 4, 2011 at 10:45 am

Oh look, at least the dog made use of Levi's unused groom's camo vest.

Slim_Pickins April 4, 2011 at 11:42 am

Nice picture, but Sarah Palin is still a better shot.

Dudleydidwrong April 4, 2011 at 11:48 am

"It is not an enviable position to follow David Barton" because his farts smell really, really bad. David Barton discussing history is like Huck and Sarah and The Newt discussing global warming. As an atheist I will stand against the forces of evil and injustice in the name of this Jesus feller who wants us to watch TV at gunpoint. I regret that I have but one life to give for my remote.

billy_reuben April 4, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Canvasing at gunpoint = good news for John McCain

BZ1 April 4, 2011 at 12:25 pm

"We all know the horror stories of American history books", like those pesky facts…

dancesw_cougars April 4, 2011 at 12:29 pm

Aw hell, just go ahead and shoot.

owhatever April 4, 2011 at 12:41 pm

Winchester Cathedral?

Gr8Old1sParty April 4, 2011 at 7:34 pm

Wow. Kevin Spacey went all wingnut.

not that Dewey April 4, 2011 at 9:11 pm

Name me one other website on the internets where we can simultaneously make fun of Republicans and crack Arnold Layne jokes. Name one. This is exactly why I loves me some Wonkette.

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