HAWK PARTY!  3:21 pm April 1, 2011

Recent Gaddafi Fan Lindsey Graham Now Wants Him Dead

by Jack Stuef


Hey look, it’s the three bestest friends ever, John McCain, Lindsey Graham, and Joe Lieberman! Who’s that fourth guy they’re with? Are they looking to add a member to this terrific team of winning policy minds? Oh, it’s Muammar Gaddafi. This must have been taken a million years ago, right, considering all of them now want to bomb this man into oblivion? No, it was 2009. How could they do something so evil? Did the evil dictator tempt Graham with ham biscuits (young cock)?

Here’s Graham at the Robert Gates hearing yesterday:

GRAHAM: Is Gadhafi the legitimate leader of the Libyan people in your eyes, legally? And if he’s not, would it be unlawful for a nation including ours to drop a bomb on him, to end this thing?

GATES: Well, President Reagan tried that.

GRAHAM: Well that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try again. I’m asking this in all seriousness. I don’t believe this man is the legitimate leader of the Libyan people. I believe he’s an international terrorist, unlawful enemy combatant, then we’re within our bounds as a nation — and our coalition partners — to take the fight to him and his cadre of supporters. Is that on the table or not?

GATES: I don’t think so because I think it would probably break the coalition.

An international terrorist! The Lockerbie bomber! Killer of Americans! But that happened 20 years ago. Two years ago, Graham was eating ham biscuits on Gaddafi’s couch. Was he a terrorist then? According to a Wikileak, actually, he supported a warming in relations with Gaddafi.

But war is fun and should always be supported. If Lieberman became the leader of a foreign country and Lindsey and John had a chance to bomb him, would they go for it? It would be interesting! [Salon]

 
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metamarcisf April 1, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Lindsey Graham's feelings for Gaddafi are a mirror image of my feelings for Rod Stewart.

LocalGirlMakesGoo April 1, 2011 at 4:21 pm

How dare you?!! Rod Stewart is a saint!

DemmeFatale April 1, 2011 at 4:26 pm

At least "Old School Rod" is.
"White Cliffs of Dover Rod," not so much.

(And don't even get me started on "Disco Rod.")

V572..whatever April 1, 2011 at 4:30 pm

Everything dropped off after "Mandolin Wind."

MissTaken April 1, 2011 at 5:08 pm

My mom and her baby-naming abilities would most definitely agree

DemmeFatale April 1, 2011 at 5:30 pm

Best song by him EVER.

If the young Rod could see the old Rod with his big band, he would throw up.

Ducksworthy April 1, 2011 at 3:24 pm

Oh that Lindsey. So fickle. One boyfriend after another.

jus_wonderin April 1, 2011 at 3:25 pm

I thought the same thing. Did Lindsey get to see The Momar[sick]??????

DownFist Troll April 1, 2011 at 3:24 pm

Wtf Lindsey!? Bros before Bros yo!

Stabbing his buddy in the back just to impress that handsome Bobby Gates.

jus_wonderin April 1, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Lindsey studied at the feet of Lorena Bobbit. I will leave the punchline to someone else.

jqheywood April 1, 2011 at 4:38 pm

He worked for tips?

bumfug April 1, 2011 at 3:25 pm

So Lindsay Graham thinks that as long as you're not the legitimate leader of a country it's OK to bomb your ass? Did I read that right?

Lucidamente1 April 1, 2011 at 3:28 pm

The translator lady looks like Susan Collins, or did Lindsey bring her along so he wouldn't seem totally gay?

Crank_Tango April 1, 2011 at 3:38 pm

I believe the technical terms you are looking for are
1) Interpreter
2) Beard

and yes.

cheaphits April 1, 2011 at 3:50 pm

In any case it was a fail.

LionHeartSoyDog April 1, 2011 at 4:35 pm

Isn't that Madrassah Lieberman?

Negropolis April 2, 2011 at 12:39 am

Actually, I think it's Goussa Loosah.

edgydrifter April 1, 2011 at 3:29 pm

Lindsey has grown disenchanted with Gaddafi's lamb biscuits.

ProgressiveInga April 1, 2011 at 3:46 pm

But used to love dipping into his baba ganoush.

elviouslyqueer April 1, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Shorter Lindsey: Don't mess with my couscous.

EdFlintstone April 1, 2011 at 3:30 pm

The only consistent stance important to Lindsey is in a stall at a public restroom.

OC_3300X_Serf April 1, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Fickle bitch!

jus_wonderin April 1, 2011 at 3:32 pm

"Break the coalition" has a totally different meaning for Lindsey.

SorosBot April 1, 2011 at 3:32 pm

That must have been one bitter break-up.

Monsieur_Grumpe April 1, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Let's send The Three Chickenhawks™ to get Q-Daffy. Tell them it’s duck season.

Gopherit April 1, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Lindsay is just jealous of Gaddafi's Amazonian Guard…..except instead of nubile young women in fatigues carrying AKs , he wants nubile young men wearing speedos and carrying tarps and lube.

Come here a minute April 1, 2011 at 3:34 pm

Graham's pissed because he found out his biscuit was secretly filled with turkey ham by that infidel Mooslim! CREEPING SHARIA!

randcoolcatdaddy April 1, 2011 at 3:34 pm

Poor Lindsey's just become bitter since Gaddafi wears better drag than he does. Bitter queen.

SexySmurf April 1, 2011 at 3:38 pm

That explains why Lindsey also wants to bomb Manila Luzon.

Gopherit April 1, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Seriously, his clothes are fabulous. Work it, girl!

KenLayIsAlive April 1, 2011 at 4:03 pm

He looks like Liberace's tent.

harry_palmer April 1, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Like a weathervane, Lindsey knows which way the wind is blowin'. This helps him know who he wants to be blowin'.

GuanoFaucet April 1, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Most boring lemon party, ever.

Gopherit April 1, 2011 at 3:40 pm

That's mostly because McCain can't lift his hands over his head.

weejee April 1, 2011 at 3:57 pm

Has he tried letting go of it to see if that helps?

smokefilledroommate April 1, 2011 at 3:35 pm

You know, friends one day, targeted international terrorist the next.

Beowoof April 1, 2011 at 3:43 pm

Ask Saddam how that friendship worked out for him, he's hanging around somewhere.

Graham Cracker April 1, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Que-daffy is like a brother…

…let's blow up his ass.

KenLayIsAlive April 1, 2011 at 4:01 pm

Though I've always heard blowing into a vagina could potentially kill a woman, I'm not sure if blowing up someones ass has the same effect – and anyway, it seems a lot easier just to go with a tomahawk missile.

widestanceroman April 1, 2011 at 4:25 pm

It won't and don't ask.

Negropolis April 2, 2011 at 12:42 am

Don't tell.

nounverb911 April 1, 2011 at 3:37 pm

"Two years ago, Graham was eating ham biscuits on Gaddafi’s couch. Was he a terrorist then?"
Lindsey? Probably.

DahBoner April 1, 2011 at 7:56 pm

C'mon!

Every Republican is just doing bid'ness with crooks, despots and brutal dick-taters.

# FREE PASS FOR EVERY REPUBLICAN TO DO WHATEVERTHEFUCK THEY WANT

CapeClod April 1, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Did Gates suggest that great Ronald Reagan tried something that failed?! How could he utter such blasphemy! Shun him! (Crosses arms and turns around.)

Hatrabbit April 1, 2011 at 3:45 pm

Was that from an episode of Queer Eye For The Terrorist Guy?

DerrickWildcat April 1, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Well shit. At least Tom Cruise tried to kill Hitler. Lindsey Graham had the chance to kill Gaddafi and did NOTHING!

ApplesauceRobot April 1, 2011 at 3:53 pm

Libya reminds me so much of South Carolina this time of year. The crazy, the effeminate leaders, the religious hatred…

JustPixelz April 1, 2011 at 3:55 pm

I always check public opinion polls before choosing or keeping my BFFs.

Slim_Pickins April 1, 2011 at 3:55 pm

HA! HA! HA!, April Fools on us, Jack. But how did you get O'Keefe to do this video for you?

Sophist [غني عن ذلك] April 1, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Well, It looks like somebody is going to get unfriended from MG's Facebook page.

p.s. Oh, and this is a special sort of idiocy:

I don't believe this man is the legitimate leader of the Libyan people. I believe he's an international terrorist, unlawful enemy combatant, then we're within our bounds as a nation — and our coalition partners — to take the fight to him and his cadre of supporters.

Dude, he is the uniformed military commander of the armed forces of a country we are attacking. If he's not a lawful combatant, the term has no meaning.

jqheywood April 1, 2011 at 4:45 pm

What makes it worse is that Ham Biscuits is a JAG officer. He really should know better.

ShaveTheWhales April 2, 2011 at 3:47 am

Oh, please. An "unlawful enemy combatant" is anybody we say is one.

weejee April 1, 2011 at 3:58 pm

That was a better Tripoli Troika that Britney, Lindsey, and Paris.

__kth__ April 1, 2011 at 4:02 pm

Next Axis-of-Evil torque-center should be taking notes: these Jezedudes are all fondling you one day, next day they wanna busta cap in you.

Jukesgrrl April 1, 2011 at 4:23 pm

Yeah, whatever happened to "Thou shalt not bust a cap in a cuzz"?

Radiotherapy April 1, 2011 at 4:06 pm

At 0:04, watch the way JoeMentum shakes hands with the unlawful international terrorist. Is that just gay extra hand over shake or is he passing him cash?

widestanceroman April 1, 2011 at 4:27 pm

Just wiping it off I'm guessing.

chicken_thief April 1, 2011 at 4:12 pm

Gates has always responded to Congressional questions with such sombre respect – like the idiots asking even have a clue as to what they are talking about. You know he really wanted to tell Lindsey to stfu.

fuflans April 1, 2011 at 4:13 pm

please stop saying ham biscuits. it is a long time til dinner.

thank you.

baconzgood April 1, 2011 at 4:18 pm

According to international law he IS the legitimate leader of the Libyan people and the rebels are trying to overthrow him. Just because you say "Nu-uh" doen't make it so shit for brains.

natoslug April 1, 2011 at 4:18 pm

Oh, Lindsey, you catty little girl, you! Just because he no longer welcomes your sweet embrace is no reason to hate him so . . .

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 1, 2011 at 4:21 pm

I guess someone found out that Gaddafi has video of their last "meeting" together.

Jukesgrrl April 1, 2011 at 4:27 pm

…which they usually follow with a snack of sour mash and ham biscuits, but not so easy to find in Libya. Hot tea and falafel? Not really the same, although Joementum may like it.

prommie April 1, 2011 at 4:33 pm

Nothing more vicious than a spurned lover.

arihaya April 1, 2011 at 4:42 pm

Lindsey need to get laid… someone please volunteer *

* only receiving male applicants

SudsMcKenzie April 1, 2011 at 5:01 pm

Gotta love the "King of all African Kings" bowling shirt.

Troglodeity April 1, 2011 at 5:07 pm

I dunno about bombing Gaddafi, but those armchairs deserve multiple rounds of heavy ordnance.

Walkinwiddaking April 1, 2011 at 5:51 pm

I imagine Gate's was grinding his teeth while this opportunistic piece of shit was asking his questions.

PublicLuxury April 1, 2011 at 8:50 pm

Those fair-weather friends. You always know who your real friends are when your needing help to move or trying to kill a dictator.

PublicLuxury April 1, 2011 at 8:55 pm

Some people are born assholes, some people aspire to be assholes and some people achieve excellence in asshole-ness. These elite few, proud, politicians have earned asshole-ness

Negropolis April 2, 2011 at 12:37 am

What's that? Lindsey Graham Lohan is a fan of Gabrielle Gaddhafi Giffords?

Ms. Lindsey: What a cozy dunt.

schvitzatura April 2, 2011 at 5:25 am

McCain and Graham bowing to an Arab foreign leader? OH MAH GAWD!

simplyblue7 April 2, 2011 at 2:44 pm

Ham biscuits will make you do anything…and i mean anything!

NadePaulKuciGravMcKi April 3, 2011 at 7:09 am

bldg 7, twin towers, pentagon, shanksville, anthrax
McCain Lieberman Lindsey
Israel-first Neocon Trio
False Flag 9/11

LocalGirlMakesGoo April 1, 2011 at 5:50 pm

I just played "find the raspberry" with I Don't Wanna Talk About It playing in the background, so GTFO.

metamarcisf April 1, 2011 at 6:07 pm

Best Rod Stewart song ever: "I've Been Drinking Again", with the Jeff Beck Group, 1968.

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