Hey look, it’s the three bestest friends ever, John McCain, Lindsey Graham, and Joe Lieberman! Who’s that fourth guy they’re with? Are they looking to add a member to this terrific team of winning policy minds? Oh, it’s Muammar Gaddafi. This must have been taken a million years ago, right, considering all of them now want to bomb this man into oblivion? No, it was 2009. How could they do something so evil? Did the evil dictator tempt Graham with ham biscuits (young cock)?
Here’s Graham at the Robert Gates hearing yesterday:
GRAHAM: Is Gadhafi the legitimate leader of the Libyan people in your eyes, legally? And if he’s not, would it be unlawful for a nation including ours to drop a bomb on him, to end this thing?
GATES: Well, President Reagan tried that.
GRAHAM: Well that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try again. I’m asking this in all seriousness. I don’t believe this man is the legitimate leader of the Libyan people. I believe he’s an international terrorist, unlawful enemy combatant, then we’re within our bounds as a nation — and our coalition partners — to take the fight to him and his cadre of supporters. Is that on the table or not?
GATES: I don’t think so because I think it would probably break the coalition.
An international terrorist! The Lockerbie bomber! Killer of Americans! But that happened 20 years ago. Two years ago, Graham was eating ham biscuits on Gaddafi’s couch. Was he a terrorist then? According to a Wikileak, actually, he supported a warming in relations with Gaddafi.
But war is fun and should always be supported. If Lieberman became the leader of a foreign country and Lindsey and John had a chance to bomb him, would they go for it? It would be interesting! [Salon]
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Lindsey Graham's feelings for Gaddafi are a mirror image of my feelings for Rod Stewart.
How dare you?!! Rod Stewart is a saint!
At least "Old School Rod" is.
"White Cliffs of Dover Rod," not so much.
(And don't even get me started on "Disco Rod.")
Everything dropped off after "Mandolin Wind."
My mom and her baby-naming abilities would most definitely agree
Best song by him EVER.
If the young Rod could see the old Rod with his big band, he would throw up.
Oh that Lindsey. So fickle. One boyfriend after another.
I thought the same thing. Did Lindsey get to see The Momar[sick]??????
Wtf Lindsey!? Bros before Bros yo!
Stabbing his buddy in the back just to impress that handsome Bobby Gates.
Lindsey studied at the feet of Lorena Bobbit. I will leave the punchline to someone else.
He worked for tips?
So Lindsay Graham thinks that as long as you're not the legitimate leader of a country it's OK to bomb your ass? Did I read that right?
The translator lady looks like Susan Collins, or did Lindsey bring her along so he wouldn't seem totally gay?
I believe the technical terms you are looking for are
1) Interpreter
2) Beard
and yes.
In any case it was a fail.
Isn't that Madrassah Lieberman?
Actually, I think it's Goussa Loosah.
Lindsey has grown disenchanted with Gaddafi's lamb biscuits.
But used to love dipping into his baba ganoush.
Shorter Lindsey: Don't mess with my couscous.
The only consistent stance important to Lindsey is in a stall at a public restroom.
Fickle bitch!
"Break the coalition" has a totally different meaning for Lindsey.
That must have been one bitter break-up.
Let's send The Three Chickenhawks™ to get Q-Daffy. Tell them it’s duck season.
Lindsay is just jealous of Gaddafi's Amazonian Guard…..except instead of nubile young women in fatigues carrying AKs , he wants nubile young men wearing speedos and carrying tarps and lube.
Graham's pissed because he found out his biscuit was secretly filled with turkey ham by that infidel Mooslim! CREEPING SHARIA!
Poor Lindsey's just become bitter since Gaddafi wears better drag than he does. Bitter queen.
That explains why Lindsey also wants to bomb Manila Luzon.
Seriously, his clothes are fabulous. Work it, girl!
He looks like Liberace's tent.
Like a weathervane, Lindsey knows which way the wind is blowin'. This helps him know who he wants to be blowin'.
Most boring lemon party, ever.
That's mostly because McCain can't lift his hands over his head.
Has he tried letting go of it to see if that helps?
You know, friends one day, targeted international terrorist the next.
Ask Saddam how that friendship worked out for him, he's hanging around somewhere.
Que-daffy is like a brother…
…let's blow up his ass.
Though I've always heard blowing into a vagina could potentially kill a woman, I'm not sure if blowing up someones ass has the same effect – and anyway, it seems a lot easier just to go with a tomahawk missile.
It won't and don't ask.
Don't tell.
"Two years ago, Graham was eating ham biscuits on Gaddafi’s couch. Was he a terrorist then?"
Lindsey? Probably.
C'mon!
Every Republican is just doing bid'ness with crooks, despots and brutal dick-taters.
# FREE PASS FOR EVERY REPUBLICAN TO DO WHATEVERTHEFUCK THEY WANT
Did Gates suggest that great Ronald Reagan tried something that failed?! How could he utter such blasphemy! Shun him! (Crosses arms and turns around.)
Was that from an episode of Queer Eye For The Terrorist Guy?
Well shit. At least Tom Cruise tried to kill Hitler. Lindsey Graham had the chance to kill Gaddafi and did NOTHING!
Libya reminds me so much of South Carolina this time of year. The crazy, the effeminate leaders, the religious hatred…
I always check public opinion polls before choosing or keeping my BFFs.
HA! HA! HA!, April Fools on us, Jack. But how did you get O'Keefe to do this video for you?
Well, It looks like somebody is going to get unfriended from MG's Facebook page.
p.s. Oh, and this is a special sort of idiocy:
Dude, he is the uniformed military commander of the armed forces of a country we are attacking. If he's not a lawful combatant, the term has no meaning.
What makes it worse is that Ham Biscuits is a JAG officer. He really should know better.
Oh, please. An "unlawful enemy combatant" is anybody we say is one.
That was a better Tripoli Troika that Britney, Lindsey, and Paris.
Next Axis-of-Evil torque-center should be taking notes: these Jezedudes are all fondling you one day, next day they wanna busta cap in you.
Yeah, whatever happened to "Thou shalt not bust a cap in a cuzz"?
At 0:04, watch the way JoeMentum shakes hands with the unlawful international terrorist. Is that just gay extra hand over shake or is he passing him cash?
Just wiping it off I'm guessing.
Gates has always responded to Congressional questions with such sombre respect – like the idiots asking even have a clue as to what they are talking about. You know he really wanted to tell Lindsey to stfu.
please stop saying ham biscuits. it is a long time til dinner.
thank you.
According to international law he IS the legitimate leader of the Libyan people and the rebels are trying to overthrow him. Just because you say "Nu-uh" doen't make it so shit for brains.
Oh, Lindsey, you catty little girl, you! Just because he no longer welcomes your sweet embrace is no reason to hate him so . . .
I guess someone found out that Gaddafi has video of their last "meeting" together.
…which they usually follow with a snack of sour mash and ham biscuits, but not so easy to find in Libya. Hot tea and falafel? Not really the same, although Joementum may like it.
Nothing more vicious than a spurned lover.
Lindsey need to get laid… someone please volunteer *
* only receiving male applicants
Gotta love the "King of all African Kings" bowling shirt.
I dunno about bombing Gaddafi, but those armchairs deserve multiple rounds of heavy ordnance.
I imagine Gate's was grinding his teeth while this opportunistic piece of shit was asking his questions.
Those fair-weather friends. You always know who your real friends are when your needing help to move or trying to kill a dictator.
Some people are born assholes, some people aspire to be assholes and some people achieve excellence in asshole-ness. These elite few, proud, politicians have earned asshole-ness
What's that? Lindsey Graham Lohan is a fan of Gabrielle Gaddhafi Giffords?
Ms. Lindsey: What a cozy dunt.
McCain and Graham bowing to an Arab foreign leader? OH MAH GAWD!
Ham biscuits will make you do anything…and i mean anything!
bldg 7, twin towers, pentagon, shanksville, anthrax
McCain Lieberman Lindsey
Israel-first Neocon Trio
False Flag 9/11
I just played "find the raspberry" with I Don't Wanna Talk About It playing in the background, so GTFO.
Best Rod Stewart song ever: "I've Been Drinking Again", with the Jeff Beck Group, 1968.
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