Jabbering fucktard clownfish Michele Bachmann was one of the twelve or so teabaggers to “protest” in Washington today, by utterly failing to have a protest. But at least she posed with this sign announcing that she had escaped from Kenya, and that this strange white suburban wingnut village in Kenya was now missing its main idiot. Then Michele Bachmann walked into a tree and thanked George Washington for ending slavery and writing the bible, the end. [Dave Weigel's Twitter thing]
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I'd hit that. Bachmann, I mean. Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.
It's all fun and games until she boils your bunny.
Be afraid, be very afraid!
Doesn't she have like 14 kids? clearly she's doing something to keep her man coming back.
From what I've seen of her husband, she keeps him interested by letting him do her from behind while she wears a flannel shirt, a wig, and a fake mustache.
She's fostered a slew of kids
Been there, done that (crazy, not Miche1e). Can't really recommend it.
Yep. My best best mate was with a certifiably crazy gal for a couple of years. The sex was apparently wild – but the outline of her shoe tread on the side of his face, his black eyes, the cuts on his hands and arms, the destroyed property – it all just made it seem like a regular guy was keeping a crazy whore. I get the sadz whenever I hear the "crazy sex FTW" bullshit.
Nah, there are plenty of psychos who are just terrible in the sack. And Bachmann seems like the type who can only find pleasure from procreative, missionary-style, lights-out sex with no filthy moaning or needless touching of body parts.
It'd be like fucking a knothole in a piece of industrial siding. Pass.
(But I'd donkey-punch that in a heartbeat.)
With a 2×4, yeah.
You're saying you'd hit that? In the head? THAT'S ABUSIVE!
But it makes such a nice ringing noise! I can tap her head instead of hitting it, if you'd like, that but that nice hollow sound wouldn't be as loud.
The only thing I'd hit that with is a pie.
Is "brick" a flavor of pie I am not aware of?
Straight guys are weird.
Yeah, they are. I still love them men folks, but they really do seem to like that idea of "Crazy in the head, Crazy in the bed". Until, as some folks have pointed out above, it spills over into every other aspect of the relationship, no matter how loosely defined. And it always ALWAYS spills over. BECAUSE THEY'RE CRAZY.
After all those kids it would be , as my Granny used to say, 'Like sticking your cock out of the wondow and trying to fuck the world'.
Your granny sounds a lot more fun than mine. My granny just used to bitch about how she shouldn't have to pay taxes, and that the "niggros and messicans" were taking over.
She was beyond fabulous, grew up in the industrial North and worked in a cotton mill when she was 12 years old, huge union supporter all her life , weighed about 90 lbs and stood just 4'9″ tall but was a giant , never heard a racist or mean thing from her but she loathed Maggie Thatcher!
She sounds like a great gal. *snif*
No. Just no. This woman is nitroglycerine; and you're not supposed to jiggle, joggle or shake nitroglycerine.
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Nahh…not me, when I see Bachmann I always remember that time she sexually assaulted Dubya after one of his bullshit "state of denial" speeches…I don't know 'bout you, but I'm not stickin' my dick in any woman with THAT low of standards. Besides, Bachmann probably hasn't been fucked in 30 years, she's married to a Republican male, after all. The bats moved in there the night of consumation when he exclaimed "you've got a uterus!" and ran out of the room screaming like a girl….probably more bats in that snatchs belfry than in Big Ben.
That nut didn't fall far from the tree, I see.
The tree is the smartest organism in the pic.
I hit downfist by mistake! The tree is smarter than me too.
I fisted you both. And the tree. Also.
and I fisted all of you for the love.
Somewhere in Kenya a village is missing a tree.
(And fists for you all because of my "stupid" phone and I accidentally downfisted earlier.)
Now if someone would fist Michele and Sarah maybe we could get them to stay home and do just that guy.
Bachmann's whistlestop en route to taping 'Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader'.
As is often the case, there appears to be more press than protesters at a Teabagger rally.
Foxnews counts as both.
Corporate Media giving us the objective view. All 100 teabaggers all day and all night. Union rights protesters by the 100,000, not so much.
Does this mean she endorses ACORN now?
As one nut to another, obvsly.
She is standing under an oak tree.
i'd still vote for the misinformed nativist sign over the misinformed nativist congresswoman.
Well of course. President Stupid Sign would never defund the Dept. of Education and then invade Belgium, because it is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of action. A similar degree of wisom could not be expected of Bachmannnnnnnnnn.
Tree bagger.
wing knot
douchenutzel
Eats shoots and leaves.
I see that Crawford, Texas' village idiot is home again.
This is a sad day for trees. One of that tree’s siblings died to give birth to that sign.
And now the tree can only weep with that sap standing next to it.
I see what you did there.
Bachmann made that tree get an abortion!?! She is killing baby trees. All trees have the right to life. Who cares if they are killed for housing and school supplies later. They need to be born? hatched? rooted? um ah planted. Yes. Planted.
Its really sad when there are more photographers than teabaggers at the protest.
I could even tell from radio coverage how small the crowd was. Still!!! NPR felt the need to give them a full prime time segment.
I say go ahead and defund.
hear hear. We don't need any more stories about congressional hats.
And don't ask because it is literally too stupid even to make fun of.
I will not miss the Nice Polite Republicans.
And how does this differ from the other bagger gatherings? [Gatherings = group steeping of teh tea bags.]
And this differs from other teabagger rallies how?
have they checked the Starbucks? the one in the mall next to Forever Snowflake?
There is such a thing as over fertilizing. Save the tree!
The amount or bullshit that tree's getting, it'll probably live forever
I'm pretty sure that tree is a Democrat.
It's DC. Everyone and everything is a Democrat except the GOP'ers who come to town related to an election cycle and a few old white guys up in Northwest.
But of course. Liberals are always hugging them; they want to return the favor.
Somewhere with two capitals, yep it was an authentic teabagger rally.
Most of the photographers appear to be down – blousing Bachmann…which, I guess, explains how that batshit crazy wingnut gets press…
she is a boob. she may even be two boobs.
Somewhere in Minnesota there's an entire village worth of idiots that keep voting this dingbat into office.
right, if their village was short an idiot they wouldn't notice, as there are too many to keep count
WIN(ing!)
George Washington, George Washington,
…kick the cunt apart.
TAGS: MINNESOTA LICE
Them's squirmishin' words, Ken!
There's a new form of hallucinogen in my city. They're calling it Bachmann due to the length of time the user loses ties with reality. Users often claim to be transported back in time to the late 1700's when men wore wigs and weren't ridiculed.
Did those same men hang around stage coach men's rooms looking for love.
I don't know, I think the dopehead probably just woke up in San Francisco
I used to feel a twinge of pity when I'd see these kinds of fucktarded signs at teabagging rallies….you know, like you might feel for a dog that tries really hard to open a doorknob. Like, wow, you really think you're clever. Now, though, it just pisses me off. Fuck these fucking clowns.
Aw, he thinks he's people! (Creator of sign, that is.)
Although "SomeWhere" has an oddly capitalized W, the rest of the sign has good grammar and spelling.
Therefore:
FALSE FLAG OPERATION!
Wait! Village is also capitalized in mid sentence. The rest was spell-checked. Proof that Koch has supplied auto-correct to teh sign makers. NOT false flagged – false auto-checked!!111!ELEVENtY
This is just so sad on only one level.
Dozens of supporters, looks like Michele has some of that Joementum!!!!
So that's the Crazy Tree that Michele Bachmann fell out of…
…and hit every branch on the way down.
That'd explain the perpetually concussive look on her face.
Mehbe Bachmann could do CPR on the rat from the earlier post.
Batso & Ratso 2012
She's never going to make it nationally until she learns to use her rental terror-babies as stage props at these events.
Nah, they're too busy doing chores around the federally-subsidised farm, and sweatshopping leather key fobs and other craft shit for Michele to sell at the checkout down at the local truck stop.
Judging from the photo there appears to be more photographers than idiots.
She's like one of those people you see ranting on the corner with a sign and a tin cup that everyone crosses the street to avoid making eye contact. Wait, she is one of those people.
So THAT'S why she stares off to the right slightly instead of straight ahead. She's adapting.
President Taft. I hear you've formed an exploratory committee to return to the White House, if only in spirit.
Indeed. I would love nothing more than to engage further in the national debate but me and Ben Franklin's ghost are fascinated by this demonry you call an iPhone. It even has pornography! What a wonderful America you've all created!
Will you all stop complaining. She brought that nice sign to identify herself to others, and placed it aside when she agreed to a photo. What a nice, old, crazy lady.
Her cats are sitting just out of shot, beside her bag of knitting.
I just can't settle on which batshit republican lady is most annoying. Some days I think michele my belle. Other days you just have to go full palin.
Depends on which one does full frontal first.
You know, I hear they're making great strides in eliminating fetal alcohol syndrome these days. Too bad they couldn't get to Bachmann's mom.
Humor tips 4 Baggerz – part 316:
"Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot" is funny because W was famously ineloquent. Substituting "Kenya" for "Texas" is stupid because Obama is famously eloquent.
Thank you for your attention. You may now resume your regular fart-sack activities.
Don't bother…waste of time, annoys the pig, etc.
They really don't get it. A few years ago my father was all excited to tell me a joke he heard on the Rush Limbaugh show, because it was so hilarious. It started like this:
"So Al Gore was told by a general that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq…"
No, it's funny because he's a nee-grah. Only they can't say that in public, so they have to make jokes like this one, or jokes about his teleprompter. The "President is a dumb negro" is implied, and incredibly funny to a teabagger.
I've got to think at this point this sign thing is pretty played out. Maybe the drooling old white people who make up the foot soldiers of the Tea Party still haven't figured it out; but the higher ups have to know by now when they get their picture taken with just about any sign it's gonna result in this. Maybe they don't care; maybe they think it's better than what would happen if they ran away from crazy people who would carry signs like this, I don't know.
Or maybe I'm just projecting my own capability to recognize that a past event that happens over and over again means the same event might have similar properties in the future.
Rand Paul and the Head Stompers got it figured out.
Are you kidding? It gives them "dumb cred". How can you be a true patriot unless you too are a slack-jawed yokel?
The sign should be (of course) "Tits or GTFO".
Can't imagine any other reason to hang around that idiotic harpy,
The sign isn't in braille, so she doesn't know what it says. She probably doesn't even know it's there!
I thought the pic called for a Blingee! Yay!
Brilliant!!
"Let's see," says the dog. "There's a tree. And there's Michelle Bachmann. Which one shall I piss on?" Dog thinks, decides that he'll piss on the tree. "Why did you piss on the tree and not on Bachmann?" you ask, wonderingly. "Because Michelle Bachmann isn't worth pissing on," responds the dog, knowingly, revealing a depth of understanding that transcends her Minnesota district's voters.
A dog walks into a bar and sees a fire hydrant, a tree trunk, and Michele Bachmann's leg…
That dog is a regular Alvin fucking Greene, ain't he?
Michele is getting press…. Sarah is going to be soooo pissed.
Sarah who?
Ohh yeah, I vaguely remember that wildercunt.
if they wanted to use a tired old internet-sex-meme to name themselves after, i think Donkey Punchers would have been better. they could have spared themselves the obviously dumb, implied historical rewrite of the meaning behind the Boston Tea Party. but you can't expect much from people who cherry pick their own Holy Bible so why should they treat the Constitution any differently?
psst! Bachmann! hey you! you have representation. just because you don't want what the majority of the country wants doesn't mean you have to act like a bunch of whiny little assholes.
p.s. http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/...
Strange her gay husband isn't anywhere in that shot. He must have been busy lolling around the Macy's men's room at that time.
I do believe he was over in Sportswear looking for some new outfits for her. Then over to the men's room for lunch.
With Todd?
And this is why no one takes movement conservatism seriously. You can not debate or reason with lies and "the crazy".
There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter.
Allz I can say is: the Germans are no idiots…OR ARE THEY?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6itHZEH0Ds&fe...
Look at her legislative agenda. All she does is praise people for sleeping on Swedish Foam Mattresses in Saint Cloud, praise old dying farts, and bash the President:
http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/r?r111:@BAND(...
What a stupid fucking twat. At least she's engaged with her voters – who probably enjoy hover rounds, ham, bisquits and gravy. Maybe she can be a Professor of Bat Shit Interpretations of the Federalist Papers at Oral Roberts University.
Oh my god. It is the holy bible of batshittery.
Under the spreading chestnut tree
The village idiot stood……..
I burst out laughing when I got to "clownfish." It's the most perfect description of her.
Give Chris Smith a break lady, he was only over there for a week.
Hey look…Bachmann's gotten all of her presidential supporters into one convenient place…game on, bitches!
Layne, you're getting a Peabody for "jabbering fucktard clownfish," I can just smell it.
No, that's Palin's twat you be smelling.
Oh, I feel so welcomed here.
I've just been down fisted. Tis true that I will cheerfully consider both ways. So thanks, I guess.
Well, off duty, time to have drink. Nite all! I'm going home with that warm feeling that comes with anonymous downfisting and thoughts of giving Boehner blow jobs (teeth included). Crash Tango – let's talk!
But the drugs are good. (in terms of street value)
I believe myself is on the downfist protocol as well. Can't be sure. Been meeting with Jack Daniels all night. He helps me forget.
I upfisted you baby, just in case
Thank you darlin'.
Somewhere in Minnesota a middle-aged kid with a funny name ("Elwin Tinklenberg") is just shaking his head at his fellow citizens.
I just love "jabbering fucktard clownfish." I think it should be used in every election ad against every republican. Who cares it it's polite? It's true. If people get used to thinking "jabbering fucktard clownfish" whenever they think of a particular republican, maybe they would actually vote intelligently?
One can dream.
What does GOP stand for? Jabbering Fucktard Clownfish.
Is Bachmann wearing a bumpit?
Proving Bachmann is an idiot is like proving a dropped book will fall to the ground. Where is the challenge?
Michelle Bachmann presents the woman she is hugging to the press as the missing idiot. "I tracked her down all by myself, but it was really, really hard," Bachmann said. "She was hiding among all of the other idiots in my district."
The sign is clearly Photoshopped–accurate spelling is the tell.
o/~ tie the crazy around the old oak tree then beat the shit out of it o/~
Bachman is a cunt
Hey Teabaggers, Thomas Paine, remember him?
"The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country"
Ya Pussies
Michele: "Who's 'Bob'?"
Aha…I've been afraid to admit it but my "stupid phone" also occasionally downfists. Nothing to do with failing eyesight and pre-martini jitters.
So many stories about her, her Grandmother had 4 children , all by different fathers, we suspect she sold her favours as they were really poor, and my Grandmother was very dark, looked like Merle Oberon when she was young, and when she would go to the outdoor market , as a child, many of the stalls were Jewish-owned and operated and they would always claim her as “one of us” and give her free stuff! So, family lore has it that her father was a Jewsh peddlar in the Manchester area.
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