A MAJESTIC HAWK WITH AUTISM  3:47 pm March 31, 2011

Gohmert: Obama In Libya So He Can Call Up Secret Health-Care-Law Troops

by Jack Stuef

Hard to argue with that face.Most conservatives hate everything President Obama does. But they love war. Love it! They would go to war with half the world if they had a Republican president in office who would let them. So the cognitive dissonance has been pretty tough on this Libya thing. On the one hand, evil Kenyan! On the other hand, look at all those sexy bombs we’re dropping on the brown people! But finally Rep. Louie Gohmert figured out why Obama seems to also like war a lot right now: he’s secretly HURTING our military so he can create troops made entirely out of health care reform. Nooooo! That health care reform is poison! They’re going to be poison troops! (But also THANK GOD. This means Republicans aren’t REALLY opposing an actual war. Just health care for people who desperately need it.)

How do you know this conspiracy theory is fact? It’s verified by a string of old white conservative e-mail chain letters. Hard to argue with that.

Please pray for the people of Libya. Instead of being burned alive by our weapons like they should, they could be GIVEN HEALTH CARE. Scary stuff. [Media Matters]

 

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facehead March 31, 2011 at 3:51 pm

Something about that photo which says: Yes, I've tried putting a tampon in my ass, so what?

XOhioan March 31, 2011 at 3:53 pm

I was gonna say–that's his official headshot? Fail.

Lascauxcaveman March 31, 2011 at 4:36 pm

Photographer: "Okay, Mr. Gohmert, we're all set up and ready to shoot, just look at the camera and say 'herp-derp!'"

Gohmert: "Herp! Derp!"

Not_So_Much March 31, 2011 at 7:39 pm

Wherez duh jerbs?!?!11?!

How fucked up is his district that they keep electing a guy who's eyeballs point directly at one another from a centimeter apart? (I only say that because I assume the metric system make him so mad.)

Boojum_Reborn March 31, 2011 at 4:01 pm

He has one in now, in fact.

Radiotherapy March 31, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Umm, I don't think that was a tampon…it was way biggger… and it had teeth.

DaRooster March 31, 2011 at 4:22 pm

… and this is the face I made.

Trinket March 31, 2011 at 5:02 pm

A vodka-soaked tampon.

karen March 31, 2011 at 7:01 pm

Obviously those German teens stole the idea from Gohmert.

PublicLuxury March 31, 2011 at 3:52 pm

We have found one of the finalist for the Stupidest Person Alive Award

4TheTurnstiles March 31, 2011 at 3:53 pm

With reasoning like this, whaddya bet this guy's favorite book is The Fountainhead?

LowProfileinGA March 31, 2011 at 4:02 pm

Too many wordz.

poncho_pilot March 31, 2011 at 4:14 pm

yeah, reading? Texas? maybe the audio books narrated by Rand's corpse.

Ruhe March 31, 2011 at 4:26 pm

Which would be ironic since his bulbous, shiny dome would make a very gallant gallstone.

4tehlulz_lite March 31, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Do they allow literates in the TX GOP?

DownFist Troll March 31, 2011 at 4:45 pm

"Allow"? sounds like you're attacking their freedumb there sir.

Terry March 31, 2011 at 5:04 pm

He's not a big reader. His favorite book is the Bible, but of course he couldn't tell you the Ten Commandments

powersuit April 1, 2011 at 9:33 am

Sorry. No. It's the O'Reilly Factor for Kids.

Plus, what's the deal with the carefully-tended half tonsure? Dude, your hair's gone. Just shave it and put it out of its misery.

Crank_Tango March 31, 2011 at 3:53 pm

I thought he was just trying to distract us from Monica Lewinsky?

SorosBot March 31, 2011 at 3:55 pm

Is it just me, or does that dude's head look like the tip of a penis?

elviouslyqueer March 31, 2011 at 4:01 pm

Is it just me, or does that dude's head look like the tip of a penis?

Fixed. And yes.

bflrtsplk March 31, 2011 at 4:15 pm

He's the official House Republican Dickhead.

SorosBot March 31, 2011 at 4:20 pm

The only one?

bumfug March 31, 2011 at 4:06 pm

If the tip of your dick looks like Louie Gohmert, sue the mohel.

widestanceroman March 31, 2011 at 4:22 pm

My p-ness haaz a sadz and low self-esteem now.

baconzgood March 31, 2011 at 4:29 pm

You're head doesn't look like the tip of a penis SorosBot.

Walkinwiddaking March 31, 2011 at 8:07 pm

I think a penis is a little, no a lot more erudite.

jus_wonderin March 31, 2011 at 3:55 pm

That photo is just screamin' "Why yes, he is carrying my luggage. Why do you ask?"

Updated: I watched the video. What a dick!

SorosBot March 31, 2011 at 4:07 pm

You're a braver man than I, willingly watching this dick ramble.

Beetagger March 31, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Eyes are too close together. My eugenics textbook says that's an indication that he's dumb as fuck.

SorosBot March 31, 2011 at 4:08 pm

Isn't it a common result of multiple generations of inbreeding?

DaRooster March 31, 2011 at 4:37 pm

A friend told me about this guy that took pics of southern families and on down the line their eyes were getting closer and closer… I wonder if this guys kids are cyclopes'?

FNMA March 31, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Leave Trig alone!

Ducksworthy March 31, 2011 at 4:31 pm

Trig will have a bright future in politics. He was fortunate to have been born into the right party.

jus_wonderin March 31, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Tyler is such a beautiful part of the state. It is sad that this shit stains it so.

Boojum_Reborn March 31, 2011 at 4:00 pm

We should drop healthcare on Libya. It's not like we're using it.

DaRooster March 31, 2011 at 4:42 pm

And we are all pocketing tons of cash by not doing so…

…and having abortions.

mavenmaven March 31, 2011 at 4:01 pm

"Obama's depletin' the military, not like us Republicans who so love the military that we caused over 30,000 wounded in an unnecessary war while cutting the budget for the VA health care system to ensure they don't get proper care or rehab"

baconzgood March 31, 2011 at 4:23 pm

TRUTH LIBEL!!!

DaRooster March 31, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Unnecessary? They had weepeens of mass distraction.

marinmaven March 31, 2011 at 4:02 pm

The Ready Reserve Corps of doctors and other health workers will report to the surgeon general in times of health emergencies like a major epidemic, bio-terror attack, or any disaster of wide scope.

The GOP: Preparation is Tyranny. (Right, Brownie?)

Sparky_McGruff April 1, 2011 at 8:19 am

Heckofajob, Brownie!

baconzgood March 31, 2011 at 4:02 pm

WOW! This is Glenn Beck BAT SHIT INSANE! Kutos to you Rep. Gohmert. Now here's your Haloperidol injection.

Edit:

I still can't figure how to do that red linky thing but the joke would be funny if you clicked on Haloperidol and linked to this- http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH00006

KeepFnThatChicken March 31, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Could he not shave those four hairs at the top for one photo?!

KenLayIsAlive March 31, 2011 at 4:28 pm

He probably tends to those four hairs like Tommy Chong tends to his prize-winning Purple Haze seedlings.

widestanceroman March 31, 2011 at 4:42 pm

Hey, now, he spent a lot of time pulling those back hairs up and into place.

trondant March 31, 2011 at 4:42 pm

Those are his antennae, duh.

Not_So_Much March 31, 2011 at 7:44 pm

Those are brand new transplants from his taint that he's nurturing.

PublicLuxury March 31, 2011 at 4:04 pm

I thought that Obama was trying to make everybody in the Country sick so they would all go to the doctor on the very same day, at the very same time, say 9:00 am to overwhem the healthcare system. Then the system would fail and evil socialist butt reaming assholes would all get the same helathcare that Ben Quayle has.

pukebot March 31, 2011 at 4:04 pm

pube transplants?

nounverb911 March 31, 2011 at 4:23 pm

Did he get them from Clarence Thomas?

trondant March 31, 2011 at 11:38 pm

Perhaps they shared a can of Coke.

edgydrifter March 31, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Follow the chemtrails to the secret UN concentration camps in the Mojave Desert. That's where the Bilderbergers and the Carlyle Group have set up George Soros' underground shadow government complex. The level 5 biocontainment facility there will protect them when the ChiComs use the Stuxnet virus to hijack CIA drones loaded with weaponized anthrax spores that will rain down on US America. Only those who have accepted the mark of the beast will be saved–saved to serve as slaves on Obama's collective farms run by ReadyCorps centurions. Obamacare was the first step, Libya will be the last. People, are you blind???

JustPixelz March 31, 2011 at 4:22 pm

OK, as long as there's no Sharia Law.

FNMA March 31, 2011 at 4:27 pm

You forgot the reverse vampires. Everybody always forgets the reverse vampires.

LesBontemps March 31, 2011 at 4:35 pm

Needs moar chalkboard.

DownFist Troll March 31, 2011 at 4:37 pm

Defeat teh Nude Whirled Odor! Vote Paul/Paul 2012!!!!

jqheywood March 31, 2011 at 4:50 pm

Visualize whirled peas!

ChessieNefercat March 31, 2011 at 5:19 pm

What I really like about your post is picturing our downfister stumbling across it, reading it, moving his lips, tongue flapping through his increasingly agitated mouth breathing, as he realizes he FOUND IT, the true liberal plan, it's all true, yes it is, and he, yes he, found the proof, and scuttling away to TELL EVERYONE!

marinmaven March 31, 2011 at 6:24 pm

It takes an iron spine, black and white world view, and careless immorality that comes from thinking they're eternally saved to pull off stuff like this. Only republicans are capable of this. Republicans are The Empire, liberals are the Ewoks. Our only hope is that our scrappy band of rebels will get lucky while the villain monologues too long.

Liberals will break into caucuses and into working groups to worry about the environmental impact and long term consequences of such actions. They can organize Burning Man, not so much death camps.

emmelemm April 1, 2011 at 3:18 am

I was really liking your analogy, but then I remembered, didn't the Ewoks actually defeat the Empire? Cuz… yeah, that only happens in the movies.

marinmaven April 1, 2011 at 11:04 am

As a Marin writer almost next door to Lucas Ranch, I am obligated to make a Star Wars referance occasionally.

If memory serves the plucky ewoks only had time to save the day because the Emperor was too busy monologuing and trying to taunt Luke to the Dark Side. Republicans would destroy Endor first, and THEN trashtalk and blame it on the Rebellion (ie. liberals),

Schmannnity March 31, 2011 at 10:21 pm

I feel like a just read a program preview for George Noory and Coast to Coast AM.

neiltheblaze March 31, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Did Gohmert do a bunch of Owsley in college and never come down?

trondant March 31, 2011 at 4:43 pm

College?

neiltheblaze March 31, 2011 at 4:51 pm

Yep. Texas A&M University according to his bio.

trondant March 31, 2011 at 9:21 pm

Well, that explains it. When you get mistaken for a rival frat's goat mascot – kidnapped and abused every home game weekend for four seven years of school, I can see how he got to where he is today.

weejee March 31, 2011 at 4:05 pm

The Tomahawk missiles are going to have ghey sex with Gadaffy and produce dozens, dozens I tell you, of terrorist babies who will poop on the Second Amendment !!!

EdFlintstone March 31, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Early morning republican meeting:

Somebody go out on the floor and try to connect Libya with healthcare. Not me, I'll sound stupid. Louie Gohmert—–I'll do it, I got nothing to lose.

metamarcisf March 31, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Has Hollywood put out a casting call for "Sling Blade 2"?

GOPCrusher March 31, 2011 at 4:07 pm

I'm betting that Louie is bald because he wears his tinfoil helmet too tightly.

bumfug March 31, 2011 at 4:08 pm

Remind me why we're supposed to give a fuck if Texas secedes.

metamarcisf March 31, 2011 at 4:15 pm

The Dallas Cowboys? Nevermind…

genxr March 31, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Kicking the crap out of the Texas Rangers in the World Series?

SorosBot March 31, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Molly Ivins? No wait, she's dead. Anne Richards? Nope; dead too. Hm, I'll need to keep thinking.

elviouslyqueer March 31, 2011 at 4:34 pm

Austin. Austin is cool. And the Riverwalk in San Antonio is nice. Other than that, she's all yours Mexico!

MrFizzy March 31, 2011 at 5:01 pm

Unfortunately even if it seceded it would still presumably be attached to the mainland.

greypanter March 31, 2011 at 5:23 pm

Because Texas has erl like Libeeyuh do?

HistoriCat March 31, 2011 at 8:23 pm

Because once the Texas government started oppressing us liberals Obama would feel the need to intervene on humanitarian grounds and he just can't afford any more wars damn it!

trampndirtdown March 31, 2011 at 10:21 pm

SXSW

GOPCrusher March 31, 2011 at 4:12 pm

You know who else created a corps of non-commissioned and commissioned officers that could be called up in a moment's notice?

genxr March 31, 2011 at 4:19 pm

Geek Squad?

SorosBot March 31, 2011 at 4:33 pm

Gaius Marius?

trondant April 1, 2011 at 7:34 am

Biggus Dickus, but you were close.

elviouslyqueer March 31, 2011 at 4:36 pm
LesBontemps March 31, 2011 at 4:37 pm

Buckaroo Banzai?

DownFist Troll March 31, 2011 at 4:40 pm

Oscar Wilde?

SorosBot March 31, 2011 at 4:50 pm

Zordon?

neiltheblaze March 31, 2011 at 4:54 pm

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert?

trampndirtdown March 31, 2011 at 10:23 pm

Don Corleone?

trondant March 31, 2011 at 11:44 pm

Sgt. Pepper?

Monsieur_Grumpe March 31, 2011 at 4:12 pm

Is this the guy they based Forest Gump on?
He seems more evil like.

Monsieur_Grumpe March 31, 2011 at 4:14 pm

Gohmert Pyle US Dipshit.

arihaya March 31, 2011 at 4:16 pm

i don't know who he is but his name sounds familiar and Biblical

oh yes of course,, Sodom and Gohmert that is

jus_wonderin March 31, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Who left the jar open and let this waste of tissue get out????

poncho_pilot March 31, 2011 at 4:17 pm

the Salvation Army would launch a Crusade if they could though.

qwerty42 March 31, 2011 at 4:18 pm

Well, gosh darnit, if you can't trust rightwing chain emails, what can you trust?

baconzgood March 31, 2011 at 4:27 pm

Dear qwerty42,

Make 100 copies of the letter below and send it to 100 of your fox news friends if you break this chain Obama will steal your freedom and force you into a FEMA camp to have an abortion….

trampndirtdown March 31, 2011 at 10:25 pm

I checked it out on Snopes and it's 100% true!!1

Gopherit March 31, 2011 at 4:18 pm

Obama is depleting our precious bodily fluids, Mandrake. Get me a grain alcohol and rainwater, stat.

Every time Gohmert speaks, I marvel at the miracle that he's never drowned in a rainstorm.

poncho_pilot March 31, 2011 at 4:18 pm

ha. just thinking the same thing.

"i don't know they could stack shit that high, Private Pyle."

mereoblivion March 31, 2011 at 4:18 pm

So wait, now, Jack: You're saying Obama ISN'T in Libya so he can call up secret-health-care troops? So why's he there then, anyway, huh?

nounverb911 March 31, 2011 at 4:21 pm

When did Gohmert Pyle get out of the Marines?

(Apologies to Monsieur_Grumpe.)

Lionel[redacted]Esq March 31, 2011 at 4:22 pm

The simple answer to this is to stop providing our troops with government health care. I'm sure they all can pick up affordable individual plans.

genxr March 31, 2011 at 5:05 pm

All those troops attempting to find private coverage for lingering war injuries and PTSD will surely spur innovation!

Schmannnity March 31, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Barbara Bush's Miscarriage-In-A-Jar lives!

Radiotherapy March 31, 2011 at 4:24 pm

There are two great, modern bogie men to these rubes.
Terrorists = Muslims, and
Single Payer = Communism

So, our brilliant genius dickhead just combines them for wingtard hysteria.

catholic4condom April 1, 2011 at 2:32 am

Don't you realize they're one in the same? BTW it's not just single payer = communism but any law regulating the health insurance industry to prevent denial of coverage for pre-existing conditions = communism.

__kth__ March 31, 2011 at 4:25 pm

fried shrimp, bawled shrimp, shrimp gumbo, shrimp creole

Ducksworthy March 31, 2011 at 4:27 pm

Can we pass a constitutional amendment to the effect that members elected to congress shall not be seated until they take the MMPI and are proven not to be insane? The ones who insist that Gawd is talking to them on the radio, can be shipped back to Texas.

ChessieNefercat March 31, 2011 at 5:24 pm

Or just shipped to Texas. They don't have to be from there, right? Once ours fail the test, I don't want them to stay here.

poncho_pilot March 31, 2011 at 4:27 pm

i'd pay good money to watch that fight.

DaRooster March 31, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Them Shriners dress like Arabs… ain't that what we been watchin'?

(Anyone that ain't white is either Chinee, Arab or Kenyan right?)

Sophist [غني عن ذلك] March 31, 2011 at 4:44 pm

They don't just dress like Arabs, the full name of their organization is the "Ancient Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine", and they have both a scimitar and a star-and-crescent in their logo. I'm amazed they haven't all been put in Gitmo yet.

widestanceroman March 31, 2011 at 5:16 pm

Those little cars have more power than you'd think.

Not_So_Much March 31, 2011 at 7:43 pm

That's what I was thinking. You gotta give them the edge based upon their expertise in tiny car drill-team maneuvers.

poncho_pilot March 31, 2011 at 4:48 pm

don't forget the mescans. but really, they're all some shade of brown and they all eat a lot of rice. Mercans don't eat rice unless it's battered and deep fried. like our women.

DaRooster March 31, 2011 at 4:54 pm

Like when Cheech was teaching Asians to be Messicans to get into the USA? Goes both ways I guess.

poncho_pilot March 31, 2011 at 4:58 pm

Mexican Americans take night school Spanish and get a B.

PublicLuxury March 31, 2011 at 4:28 pm

The death of the brain is no laughing matter. Just look at what happens. Poor thing. He needs mental health care. I think there are 'day care' centers that focus on adults with these kinds of issues.

Crank_Tango March 31, 2011 at 4:30 pm

yeah I could go for some irrational exuberance right now.

this fucking country is like it is being run by 8 year olds who want to eat pizza for every meal and insist it is not the reason they are so fat.

DaRooster March 31, 2011 at 4:35 pm

"I'm fat because YOU made me that way mom."

owhatever March 31, 2011 at 4:33 pm

Nurse Ratchett, please deplete Congressman Gomer.

DownFist Troll March 31, 2011 at 4:38 pm

I knew, it, he wants beck's time slot.

DerrickWildcat March 31, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Whoa whoa wwwhhhoooaaa!
A story about someone from Texas that does not involve drowning their babies in a bathtub or someone getting shot in the face at a Church! I'm a gonna bookmark this one.

jus_wonderin March 31, 2011 at 4:54 pm

Well, sadly, where he is from…a woman stoned her kids 'cuz God told her too. But that was a few years back.

ThundercatHo March 31, 2011 at 10:07 pm

Don't forget fags gettin' drug behind trucks.

pinkocommi March 31, 2011 at 4:49 pm

By the same logic, Obama should continue to build nuclear reactors on fault lines at sea level within easy reach of tsunamis and also allow the release of mercury from smokestacks so that it makes its way into our food chain and eventually absolutely everyone will come down with cancer. The trouble is that cancer patients find it hard to organize and protest between chemo treatments and then they die.

Schmannnity March 31, 2011 at 4:51 pm

That forehead should say

Your Company's Name Here

hilacious March 31, 2011 at 5:08 pm

Plenty of room for Koch!

elviouslyqueer March 31, 2011 at 5:09 pm

This Space For Rent, more like.

DaRooster March 31, 2011 at 4:57 pm

Cue banjo…

Hey make THAT the National Anthem!

Lascauxcaveman March 31, 2011 at 5:00 pm

iPod test

MrFizzy March 31, 2011 at 5:00 pm

Louie the Lightbulb strikes again. Department of Getting What We Deserve.

GOPCrusher March 31, 2011 at 5:35 pm

I'm sure the people of Tyler, TX are beaming with pride at their Representative and can't understand why the rest of America doesn't send right-minded people like Louie to Congress.
Americuh would be a much better place.

VinnyThePooh March 31, 2011 at 5:04 pm

Actually, the Libya squirmish is a distraction for selling arms to Mexi…Whoops! You didn't hear that.

elviouslyqueer March 31, 2011 at 5:05 pm

No no. That's in Appendix 2 of Plan B.

poncho_pilot March 31, 2011 at 5:20 pm

i'm going to need a chalk board or an etch-a-sketch so i don't get confused.

timbo71351 March 31, 2011 at 5:06 pm

Is that guy's district just full of dumb-asses? You can't tell me those people are proud to have someone like that representing them in Washington. There's not some decent county commissioner or state legislator who could run against him? I mean, he may be the stupidest person in Congress. And that is saying something.

__kth__ March 31, 2011 at 5:21 pm

Tyler, TX iirc. And yes, every time Gohmer gets off a good one they blow Ensure through their nostrils.

Limeylizzie March 31, 2011 at 5:48 pm

This is a serious question, American pals, how can someone this unbelieveably ignorant get elected to anything?

Dudleydidwrong March 31, 2011 at 10:17 pm

Believe me, it is tooooo easy in parts of this country. Inbreeding and paying no attention when education is attempted are parts of the puzzle's answer. People (assuming that Louie is sentient) like Gohmert mouth certain words, people shake their heads up and down, and he's in. It is embarrassing. It is as if some, instead of enjoying Monty Python as comedy, consider it a blueprint for behavior.

trampndirtdown March 31, 2011 at 10:32 pm

Agreed, don't forget that most people in his district have no idea who Louie Gohmert is, and when told that he is their congressman they probably shrug and say "oh that's nice".

ShaveTheWhales April 1, 2011 at 3:48 am

Many of us are not particularly smart (that's the average at work), and many of us are dreadfully underinformed about events outside our daily lives. As to why we're underinformed, I'd say religion. Christianity (like Islam) has as one of its key concepts that your physical life is infinitely less important than your prospective afterlife. Why would someone who believe that (with some amount of strength) go to the trouble of figuring out how the world works, or whether your congressman is a cretin?

GunToting[Redacted] March 31, 2011 at 5:51 pm

If I listened correctly (and I like to believe that I did), he said that Obama could "involuntarily" call up this crack fighting force of cardiologists and plastic surgeons. So, if someone taps Obama's knee with a little rubber mallet, we could be up to our armpits in practitioners?

Beowoof March 31, 2011 at 6:00 pm

I don't know, I think Gomer was a fucking Rhodes Scholar compared to this schmuck.

catholic4condom April 1, 2011 at 2:27 am

and a marine to boot

unclejeems March 31, 2011 at 6:18 pm

You heard the old Marx Brothers' saw that "Nacogdoches is full of roaches"? Well, da Gohmster here "represents" Nacogdoches, Tyler, Longview and similar noxious little sinkholes in the deep east Texas First. We talkin deep in the Piney Woods, right up next to Luziana, crotch end of the Bible Belt and Jesus is the lord of my life, clear up into the 20th Century lynchin, beered down, trailer park knocked up, swamped out, real, real deep ignerance. In other words, my sainted mother's people.

And even if he weren't that bad, he couldn't act otherwise and get elected.

And you ain't seen nothin' yet. Wait 'til some of the Yahoos currently "sitting" in the Texas leg get promoted to Congress.

DerrickWildcat March 31, 2011 at 6:27 pm

As I've said all along, The Minutemen are guarding the wrong border. They and the Border Fence should be positioned around Texas

Troglodeity March 31, 2011 at 6:41 pm

Boehner: "Release the Gohmert!"

Joey_Ratz March 31, 2011 at 7:53 pm

Louie Gohmert: so stupid he couldn't be elected in Arizona. Think about that, willya?

HistoriCat March 31, 2011 at 8:29 pm

I didn't think Gohmert could come up with anything more ridiculous than his "terror anchor baby" freakout last year but he did it. Well done Louie – kudos.

trampndirtdown March 31, 2011 at 10:22 pm

Would that make him a Chicken fucker?

frostbitefalls April 1, 2011 at 12:39 am

I'd call him a dickhead, but I like dick.

catholic4condom April 1, 2011 at 2:42 am

Keep up the crazy talk and what's going to happen when Obama is re-elected? Someone is going to believe this and feel that it is his patriotic duty to do something about it like that dude in Arizona.

gvvt April 1, 2011 at 8:46 am

"…I've been greatly concerned with the hypocrisy of this administration telling Israel, "Just let Palestinians build illegal settlements and take over areas that are not theirs. Just let 'em take over." Louis Gohmert (Reprehensible TX) 11/15/2010

ttommyunger April 1, 2011 at 12:38 pm

Most commonly heard reply to a Louie Gohmert pronouncement: "Who farted?"

PlanetWingNut April 1, 2011 at 3:30 pm

why haz no one found him with a male hooker yet?

catholic4condom April 1, 2011 at 2:25 am

That's Anglo-Americans would get if they took English

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