The lines have been drawn. [Twitter via Wonkette operative "Abe Sauer"]
DISTILLATIONS OF IDIOCY
March 29, 2011
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I too, have been blocked from Sarah Palin's FB
Today, we all all Sarah Palin Facebook blockees.
now if could just block her face and books from the intertubes…
If only we could have tied her tubes twenty-five years ago.
Her Mom's, 50 years ago, would have been even more of gift to humanity…
If only I could spell.
lol – today we r all bad spellrz – like Palin
Grammer? I barely know her!
Kelsey is a he!
So was I….and what a fun morning that was.
I have been blocked from Sarah Palin's FB. All of them.
Try re-registering as Lou Sarah 01.
And all of you, birthers or otherwise, were blocked because you were not focusing enough attention on Sarah. It's her facebook, dammit, not Obama's.
Really, who would have thought you could be blocked for spouting birther shit on her FB? I can only assume they took her comment as some sort of snark. She probably spelled it "burth sertifikut."
Ah, I'm glad to see he's fishing for the crazy vote. TRUMP/SHITHOUSE RAT '12
The sane would surely never vote for him!
Wait, but who would be running for VP?
Perhaps MinuteMom herself? That would be a showstopper of a move.
Now hold on there, the 12th Amendment clearly states that his Is his hair is ineligible as VP, because it resides in the same state as Trump.
Sarah, so mean
she's just a tiny mom.
Don't need no One Minute Mom
Ludacris!
If it's an hot minute, it's Anthony Kiedis.
In fact, given the state of the Michigan economy, I think Anthony Kiedis's dad going door-to-door selling childhood photos of his rock-star son is the leading industry.
Give it away, give it away, give it away now!
It goes without saying that, as a Real American, she's no New York Minute Mom.
I can say it in 20 characters
"GOP=Fucking Retards."
And you can shorten that to 13: "GOP=Fucktards."
Did they at least use a stick to draw a line through that pile of shit?
Needs moar #bitchplz
Who knew Sarah Palin had any standards at all? Also.
Thanks to her official FB managing team, not leaving it to Lou Sarah.
All I can figure is she can't take the distraction from her her her.
She just doesn't want people asking about the Trigster's birth certificate.
Fixed.
Sarah Palin? Well, she's still totally without scruples. Scruple-free since 1964!
In other news, Hell freezes over.
Trump gets a boost from the crazies and Sarah Palin emerges as the Tea Party's moderate. Win-win.
Celebrate with a fizzy Gin And Overtonic.
Is MinuteMom Trump's Lou Sarah? Inquiring minds want to know.
I know he's already released a birth certificate, and the governor of the state where he was born vouched for him, and snopes debunked claims to the contrary, and even most of his political opponents stopped questioning his birthplace a long time ago, but still…
He's just so urban.
It really makes you wonder, doesn't it?
They're not racists! Nope. Some of their best friends are Kenyan Colonialists Muslin usurpers.
Herman Cain is a double-agent!?
Cain's not a double-agent, he's a strategy.
(Why he doesn't get this, is beyond me.)
For being so very urban, he is clean and well spoken.
Not just urban, but very, very urban.
worse, a Turban Urban…
(I am sooo sorry…Must. Resist. Compulsions.)
Not to mention very, very near. Also, too, as well.
Very urban, but also articulate.
You're talking about The Donald, right? He is pretty damn urban.
Sure he's written two autobiographies and released tons of photos, but I don't feel like I know him.
I'm just not comfortable. I mean, what do we really know about him?
Obama can't be an American because Americans are either white or black and talk like Jimmy JJ Walker. Obama doesn't talk like an American Black so he can't be from here. That's the reasonong that has made birtherism the fastest growing political movement since William Howard Taft discovered laxitives.
Thank You Trump …ewwww .
Nothing good can come after that opening.
Minute Mom has Birther hips
FTW
WHY IS SARAH PALIN COVERING UP THE TRUZTH ABOUT KENYAN SOCIALIST OBAMA!! (Sorry I just set up my automatic Politico comments program)
God, have you ever seen the commenters over at the The Hill online? Utterly gobsmackingly batshit.
Palin blocking inquiries from birthers? Does that mean Palin is less crazy or less opportunistic? Must be less crazy, the alternative is an impossibility.
Actually the answer to both is the same. No.
Neither less crazy nor less opportunistic. Just has handlers who can count. There's enough people who are crazy enough to support Palin without courting the barking mad birthers, who are a minority of a minority.
God knows if there were a sufficiently large pederast vote, and if they were likely to give her money, she'd be asking why Obama persecutes NAMBLA.
Oh Minute Mom, Freedom Fighter. Everyone knows the true act of patriotism is to question the citizenship of your President and the validity of the U.S. of America Government. A few short years ago this was known as "treasonous"
Now it is Patriotism…
Dude, we're SOOOO fucked… *sigh*
The important thing is for the soldiers to refuse orders from Obama. That is the end-point for this game. Your move, birthers.
Check out the Yahoo comments regarding Obama ordering the bombing of Libya. According to the WingNuts, attacking sovereign nations in the hopes of effecting regime change, is an impeachable offense.
Who knew?
Really, and we blew the chance to impeach Bush, well I am sure Congress won't blow it again.
Yea, treason is the reason for the season!
Win
Once again Trump the Megalomaniac is getting credit for something a bunch of other people did first.
It's entirely possible that she was blocked from Sarah Palin's Facebook page for using correct punctuation and recognizable spelling standards.
sure sign of the elitist.
LOU SARAH SMASH GRAMMER SPELING
We'll have none of that there fukcing edukated talking on Sara's page.
Well of course Trump is as crazy as any of the foaming birthers. Could anybody sane look in a mirror every day and think "great hair"? The last time I saw something like on top of a persons head it had a chin strap.
I think he's going for the Davey Crockett look, sans tail.
A chin-strap, and high-heels.
The last time I saw something like that on someone's head it had a paws.
If Sarah Palin's Facebook page is blocking all the purse pistol packing freedom fighting Minute Mom birther wingnuts, it would stand to reason that Sarah Palin's Facebook page should also put a block on Sarah Palin.
Hey Sarah :
To thine own self be true, bitch. Also.
Why did $arah block her? What's her dirty birf certificate secret?!?!?
Is she part (shudder) Canadian?
Black, Proud, and uhm .. Russian.
Remember when Putin stuck his head up her airspace ?
She is thanking Trump for bringing his own questionable birth certificate into the public eye? BTW, Minute Mom, you are crazy, I feel sorry for your kids.
Is it difficult to be a self-professed "Freedom Fighter" whilst wearing Mom jeans?
Vive la Jeanolution!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGIMaU55430
Jeeez Mom! Ur camel toe is showing.
Can you really be seen planting IED's in a Dodge Caravan?
But I bet her bacon and nacho cheese fries ass fills them out completely.
Why yes, Zombie.
(Everyone knows that fighting for freedom is easier in sweat pants.)
And, easier still in a track suit. This is good news for Arabs!
Yes, but where's Trump's Certificate of Real Hair?
Thank you Trump …
-for making me look at your shitty hairdo for the last twenty years.
-for making Michele Bachmann look like the second stupidest candidate.
-for making Elizabeth Hasselbeck's nipples go hard when you went all birther on The View.
-for singlehandedly keeping our economy afloat with your collection of solid gold bidets.
Thats all I need baby one Minute.
I think Twitter is the best thing to happen with teabagging conservatards. I can barely stand to read anything they say. 140 characters is probably my limit.
Minute Mom … Freedom Fighter?
Only terrorists want to fight freedom.
Apparently that's not a dead chipmunk on The Donald's head, it's a Freedom Fighter helmet.
foil lined, no less.
Sarah probably decided that birtherism is the wrong mud to hurl. I'm surprised she figured it out.
One of her handlers probably told her not to pander to the Batshyt Crazy Demographic.
She looks a little mediterranean… jus sayin is all.
She's obviously a Nicaraguan contra.
Wes Unseld wants her dead.
Dear MinuteMom, Freedom Fighter:
Spend a night at my house. You won't shit right for a month afterward, but you'll have a totally different view of freedom, resistance, stretching your limits, giving birth, and santorum. Free offer! just no talking.
Yours with a firm hand,
4TT
Oh, and you'll never go back to that constipated closet-case Ned Flanders husband of yours again. (don't you think he deserves a few "poker nights" with the boys anyway?)
Ewww.
freedom fighter??? freedom fucking fighter ??!?!??!? what the fuck have you EVER fought for lady 'mom'? what have you ever had on the line??? go to fucking libya or tibet or burma or afghanistan or death row in fucking texas and then talk about 'freedom fighting'.
god. and sorry i got no snark. that fucking moniker really pissed me off.
Why do you hate freedom?
fu, she is fighting the tyranny of mild reforms on a for-profit health insurance system. Get with it. Sheesh!
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
She's fighting for freedom from the Muslim Kenyan Socialist Usurper.
Hell, if she wanted to fight communism and help only white people, she could head to Belarus. THERE ARE WHITE PEOPLE BEING OPPRESSED! The suffering of one white person somewhere is the suffering of the white race, everywhere. How can a birth certificate compare to that?
Oh, and the infant mortality rate in Belarus is lower than it is here, making it a great destination for moms!
Lady, other women's husbands may have been able to impregnate them in just a minute but it's normally not something to brag about.
"Minute Mom?"
That's some looseness.
Minute Mom has a big hand.
But I thought her husband was Sixty Minute Man.
Wait a second. I'm supposed to believe that our Freedom Fighting Minute Mom posts to her Twitter feed with an iphone? Can a batshit crazy truther teabagger really bring itself to use such an obviously leftist bit of technology? Or is this further proof that the iphone interface is so simple that even a teabagging simian can use it? Questions, questions….
I can see her now, galloping through Lexington (NH) in a minivan shouting "The Kenyans are coming! The Kenyans are coming!"
Yes, it is that simple. They particularly enjoy the Feces Throwing ap.
Down Syndrome vs. Donald Syndrome…FIGHT!
Does Minute Mom come in half gallon containers? Does she contain pulp?
She ♪♫could.♪♫. If ya get muh drif…
The best part about all of this is this asshole is obviously trying to keep his shitty apprentice show alive, when I think it will just be the final nail in its coffin.
I never watched it before and now I will ask people not to watch.
The crew of has beens and never weres on this season is something to behold. It was pure, distilled, essence of shit when Joan Rivers and her talent-free daughter were on it. Now it has LaToya Jackson and other "Z" listers no one has heard of, or wants to hear from. Trump is losing it in a lot of ways, not just hairline.
Lou Sarah gives this a thumbs up
One man's freedom fighter, is another man's keyboard retard.
Still waitin' on Jesus' birf certificate.
I know, right? Last time I checked, he was born in Bethlehem and raised in Nazareth, both of them filled with Palestinians. He may be an Arab, just sayin'.
Wow, that is a thing of beauty. It's perfect. It's like some sort of Republican koan. What is the sound of one braincell tweeting? This.
This means WAR. If the unemployment rate wasn't so fuckin' high then 'those' people would find something better to do, like slaughtering their pastor or terrorizing children from playing out doors or hassling unsuspecting postal employees.
Gee THANKS Trump, because we are getting within two years of the actual election, so the frontrunners' handlers are damping down the crazy. Because Minute Mom has had her head up her ass for the last 3 years and hasn't been paying attention to the refudiation proof, Trump is her man! Minute Mom, don't worry, there's plenty of room in the Teatard party for balloon heads yet. Jump on in!
'Murka should be proud of a Mom who Fights for our Freedumbs for roughly 60 seconds before taking the kids to soccer practice.
You noticed that too, eh?
Via Crooks & Liars:
Called in by Fox News to deconstruct President Obama's speech, she wonders aloud whether the Libya action is a war, an intervention or a "squirmish".
The balance of her "opinion" is to be expected, but at the end, just after the "squirmish" drop, she goes on some weird tangent about the North Star and how it's a guide.
Look for "squirmish" to be Websters Word of the Year.
It's going to put up a fight, but WINNING will, well, win.
Tiger-style.
Got to celebrate it!
What a coincidence, listening to Sarah Palin speak makes me squirmish.
Her moniker Minute Mom must refer to her attention span.
Thank you Trump for giving Gary Busey a job. Other than that – fuck off.
Minute Mom or Minute Mon?
OMG she's part of the Jamacian rasta cabal.
Wake up Sheeple!
Bring the question to the forefront? Didn't the President's own campaign start a much criticized/publicized website (FighttheSmears) to debunk your stupid "question" like 2 years ago?? Didn't six sitting members of Congress c0-sponsor a bill about this shit question 6 months into Obama's presidency? Hasn't every single GOP hopeful, even remotely associated with a presidential run, been asked their thoughts about the President's birth?
What part of any of this is 'Donald Trump bringing the question to the forefront"?
Hasn't SCOTUS already slapped the birfers frivolus lawsuits? Where has Minute Mom been for the last 3 years?? What freedom has she ever fought for?
Three words "The Donald" needs to remember. Meg. Fuckin'. Whitman.
Look it up.
At least he won't be making fun of Obama's hair.
Wrong rich white CA woman losing candidate.
But you still got a chuckle and an upfist from me.
Oh, I don't know. I'll bet under that rug, The Donald has a world class five head to rival Meg Whitman's.
I don't think Trump has nearly as much money as people think, and I suspect his whole run for the presidency is bullshit, designed to prop up a failing empire. It reminds me of something, oh, yeah, the country where I live.
Her tweets are hilarious. 3 days before complaining she got blocked from Sarah's fb page she wrote this:
"twitter needs to change it so they can't see your tweets and you can't see theirs. Like facebook"
Who is the Donald going to choose for his running mate? Joe the plunger? Will he then tell Joe "Yoah FI-ahd" after Joe inevitably dicks up some public appearance by appearing and speaking? Oooooh my naughty bits are all a tingle at the mad cap hijinx that will ensue. Run Trump run, it will be far more entertaining than your stupid TV show ever dreamed of being.
Seriously. He may crash and burn harder and brighter than Palin or even Bachmann. And Huckabee is just so boring he might get elected. Run, Donald, Run! I'd get a big ol' bowl of popcorn for those fireworks. Then I'll beg France to take us (the sovereign state of Louisiana, according to Russell Pearce) back.
I was blocked from Palin's FB too. (Funky Bush).
MinuteMom, busy Freedom Fighter, also sez:
Hooray, no more graffiti on US.
;and
Yes, but what does our Constitution say?
Where the fuck does it say THAT?! Nobody's parents were born here back then.
Don't need 136 chars to say, "Fucked up!"
Minute Mom? Freedom Fighter?! Jingoistic, self-aggrandizing patriotism makes me puke.
"Jingoistic, self-aggrandizing patriotism makes me puke."=Great ribbon magnet slogan.
Also, is the downfisting troll on the loose again?
MinuteMom also tweets: Two years ago, my LONG FORM birth certificate was denied at the motor vehicle agency because it didn't have a raised seal on it.
Yeah, it didn't have a raised seal because it was an INTERNET FORGERY! MinuteMom is just another KENYAN DEEP PLANT AGENT, trying to lure true USA AMERICANS with the siren song of JAMAICAN=KENYAN LITE POSEUR Donald Trump.
Sleeper agent. She was activated that day her phone rang and she heard the words, "John has a long mustache.".
Please follow this gal on Twitter, where you can get updates on her new patriotic family band: "Minute Mom and the Sloppy Seconds." (They're touring Texas on a double bill with The AfterBirthers)
Jeeze take it easy on her. She's been a Mom for only a minute.
Minute Mom – she's only a minute mom because every time her husband pins her dumb ass down to inseminate her she fights for her freedom and he ends up finishing in 60 seconds because she is so squirmish.
This is just like Sesame Street. I'm learning so much about the English language. Learning is fun!
Hey, MinuteMom – Those drugs you seem to be taking? I don't want any of those drugs, please.
Oily Titz is actually a Democratic plant?
According to Kristol, yes
So she's a "False Fag" operation; a gay man dressed up to look like a woman?
"If you leave me, I will kill myself. I will elect Michelle Bachman president."
LOL. You play this game well.
"Oh god. You know how to push my buttons. Of course, now I can't leave. Next you will be saying that Newt will be VP."
It was either that or I am pregnant. But I couldn't find a good metaphor for America With Child.
How about, "…or I'll post all of the nude pictures you sent me on my Facebook and send them to your boss/family"?
On March 26th MinuteMom also tweeted:
"Two years ago, my LONG FORM birth certificate was denied at the motor vehicle agency because it didn't have a raised seal on it."
So this goofy bitch question's our current president's citizenship yet she'll accept the birth certificate prepared by what appears to be made from articles found at the Pottery Barn and a Hallmark store? And she want's a guy who has hair that looks worse than Kate Gosselin's backwards flying stork for President. What the hell is she drinking?
Why do ppl with iPhones and iPads leave the message on that they are sending the tweet or message from their iPad or iPhone? I figured out how to change mine in about 2 mins. And I'm hardly tech savvy–just ask my kids. Or do they think they have the only one so they are trying to impress??? Don't get it.
Plus you'd have to wonder what kind of
telepathytorture they'd use to determine true allegiance. Then there's the DNA testing to verify true parents.As a bit of trivia, Gerald Ford was born "Leslie Lynch King, Jr", then wisely changed his name after his mother remarried. Pretty sure "Lynch King Jr" would have hurt with the African-American vote. Though first name "Leslie" might have locked up the coveted Leslie Nielson fans.
Well it's really not a question anymore is it? I mean surely enough time has gone by that he has had every opportunity to provide sufficient documentation and since he has not, it is safe to conclude what we have seen so far is fraudulent? So where is the "question?" Assuming the birfers are right and he doesn't have the documentation they seek, that's a thing he really can't prove isn't it? How do you prove that you DON'T have a birf certificate? What they really mean is that the President wasn't born in the country and is lying. Unfortunately for them his mom's US citizenship means he's a citizen nevertheless, and until they prove he was born out of the country, there's really no evidence that he's naturalized as opposed to born on US soil.
So they should still just shut the fuck up, but at least they should be honest and stop suggesting there's somehow some open question at play. There isn't.
Oh yeah well Donald will take away your social security money and give it to his Wall Street buddies, after all they are so adept at handling other peoples cash.
Remember, Palin was handpicked to be VP to a guy who was born outside the U.S. and even (modern recreated birf certs with non-existent hospitals aside) outside the Panama Canal Zone. Apparently even The Grifter can be consistent where she stands on this.
I thought he already owned America.
Perfection!
10 out of 10 on The Wingnut Scale…
Does anyone know what country John McCain was born in?
There's not a country that would admit it.
No Country for Old Man.
Wonder no more. It was a gift.
MinuteMom, eh? She must be a hit with the perpetually desperate suburban soccer dads.
FTW First Runner Up
Trump's hair is irrelevant – he can wear an elephant-scrotum on his head for all I care. If I was a Yankee I'd be a bit more concerned with that little "I BANKRUPT EVERY FUCKING THING I TOUCH, UP TO & INCLUDING A FUCKING CASINO" issue Teh Donald seems to have. Pandering to mouth-breathers like MiniMom is just a symptom of Trump's chronic case of Venal Assclown Disease.
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