Obama On Libya: Don't Worry About It, Things Will Be Fine! (Video!)

Hooray, we won the non-war against what's his name, our ally in North Africa, Gadaffi Joe. Everybody feel better? TEN DAYS OF HISTORY.

According to Canadian factcheckers at the Associated Press, Obama's speech was "full o' baloney" because non-U.S. NATO forces have hardly taken over the whatever-it-is in Libya. Also, the mission he says is the mission is not actually the mission. He also violated the Constitution by not consulting Congress. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!