Be all that you can be ....Wow, we are not even going to click through these, because we kind of remember the last several batches of “extremely graphic” pictures of U.S. troops and U.S. military contractors murdering and torturing Muslims in the various countries where America continues to murder and torture people, for Freedom. In fact, we’re going to cover our eyes with a couple of those yellow “I support the troops” car magnets we keep in the garbage, just in case. But if you need some help understanding/remembering why the American Empire is Evil, then please do enjoy (?) these photos of brainwashed meatheads smiling and posing with the corpses of the people they’ve murdered, thanks to your taxpayer dollars.

Of course, not all American troops wantonly murder and torture and rape people all over the world! Most troops simply fuck off and bide their time, hoping to make it home alive and relatively intact. And that is honorable, especially considering the alternative in 21st Century America for most young American men, which is “unemployment.”

But for every grinning little murderer in fatigues pictured leering over a bloodied, disfigured corpse, there seems to be a couple of hundred simpatico illiterates filling up the comments pages at Rolling Stone, for the the sin of publishing these pictures that military sadists have been passing around themselves in the idiotic belief that such gruesome evidence of American Military Evil wouldn’t find a wider audience:

Julio T___
1 minute ago


Sean B Usmc
3 minutes ago

FUKC Those Haji B@stards and FUKC you too Rolling Stones for making this seem wrong. You dont know what war is and you have no idea what it does to people. They were setting up mines to kill AMericans. Dont like how it was handeled. FUKC YOU, and FUKC all you liberal clowns on this site too

Ed H______
59 minutes ago

Thank You for cancelling my subscription! People who expect warriors to act like Sunday School Teachers need to grab a gun and stand the front line themselves instead of making criminals out of our soldiers. Rolling Stone is an out-of-touch elitist music magazine populated by writers who have never done a single thing for anyone other than their own bloated bellies and dr*g-infested hangers-on. As they sit in the million-dollar offices they attack our soldiers making less than minimum wage. The true l*w-life’s and sc*m-of-the earth persons reside in the offices of RS, not our soldiers’ barracks! In the end, our soldiers give their lives for something bigger than themselves…unfortunately so do the RS writer’s it just so happens that a pile of dog fecOs has greater worth than the whole staff of this magazine!

via Twitter

who r u to judge, u ever been the man in the “arena”? U ever been near the “arena”? Do u have balls to fight 4 ur country.

Don H___
13 minutes ago

Yeah, this is ALMOST as horrifying as 3 month old babies having their throats slashed by Palestinians. Get your priorities straight people. It’s called war for a reason.

Uhh, Palestinians?

Haha and then this one guy is all, Oh yeah, well FUCK soldiers, that’s what! He is totally going to be beaten up by his older brother, if his older brother makes it home from Afghanistan:

Matt C____
1 hour, 21 minutes ago

F&ck soldiers. All of them. All I hear them do is b11tch and whine, and tell me, “Support your troops” and “Thank me for your freedom”. Please. These men are propped up in society to look brave and courageous, when in real life, they are cowards and losers. It’s easy to go off to war to die when you suck at life. You couldn’t get a REAL job or a REAL education, so you take the easy route and join the military. You CHOSE to fight for NOTHING, and now you ret@rds have the nerve to ask ME to thank you for MY FREEDOM? Please. The U.S. government is more of a threat to U.S. citizens than any Afghan or Iraqi. Everyone here needs to remember that when our government decides they don’t want us having freedom anymore, it will be THESE SAME soldiers who will be rounding US up and placing us in concentration camps. So, go fight your useless, pointless wars… Go feel special, and courageous… Go kill people for no reason if it makes you feel “brave” or “strong”. But don’t you DARE ask me to “thank” you for sh!!t. You’re all worthless bullet sponges as far as I’m concerned. You couldn’t do anything useful in American society, so we sent you to die in the desert. Get it over with already, losers. Your flag-draped casket and sanctimonious, crying “military family” won’t mean anything when you’re headed to HE11. The sooner the better. I spit on the U.S. military. Disappear.

Anyway, enjoy the photos (or don’t, really). Just takes some dr*gs instead. [Rolling Stone]

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  • straighteight

    Fucking Palestinians. They're everywhere, man.

  • MrsBiggTime

    But at least we stopped calling them "French" fries. That's got to count for something.

    • poncho_pilot

      what about Freedom Ticklers?

  • nounverb911

    Joe Lieberman and Herman Cain must be happy.

    • NorthStarSpanx

      And don't forget Youth Hockey League Volunteer Sarah Palin. That Team Mom They'd Like to F sure planted deranged notions of patriotism in Track's hockey buddy to make him murder unarmed teens abroad so that she can misunderstand our First Amendment rights.

  • jus_wonderin

    Whoa. The comments give the best "picture".

  • Weenus299

    Thank fucking god we're not ruled by half-wit Web site posters. Like me.

  • SexySmurf

    How come none of these dumb asses know how to spell fuck?

    • Come here a minute

      They didn't all go to fancy H@rv@rd like u!

    • blinky_twinkie

      Jeebus will c*me d*wn and sm*te them if they spell fukc pr*perly.

      • jus_wonderin

        Oh, so this spelling not some hip thing the kidz are doing now? Dagnabbit, I was sooo going to, like, mimic it.

      • CthuNHu

        I have always found the spelling of the (greatly overused) expletive "fuck" with two k's to be degraded, odious and repellent, a disgusting and shameful smear upon the glorious all-embracing all-overthrowing act embodied in the true meaning of the word, a dirty eros-fearing curse that serves only to bring shame upon the curser.

        For goodness' sakes, people, if you have something to say that requires rhetorical — usually adjectival — amplification, and you're insufficiently creative to take an approach that doesn't rely heavily on the blunt instrument of the shock value of moldy Anglo-Saxon cuss words that make up a large part of the conversation of boys on the cusp of puberty, at least have the pride and self-respect to utilize their correct spelling. Fuckwits.

    • emmelemm

      I think… I hate to say this… I think they're sentient enough to realize that they have to misspell "Fuck" in order to get it past the automated comment censors at Rolling Stone.

      Or they could just be mouth-breathing idiots. Either or.

      • SexySmurf

        The magazine that employed Hunter S. Thompson and Matt Taibbi won't let commenters use the word fuck?

        • LocalGirlMakesGoo

          I find that incredibly hard to believe. When we finally moved to the States my mum wouldn't let me read RS because they were such potty-mouths.

        • Timofmars

          They wouldn't want anyone's precious sensibilities to be hurt by such offensive words. Ya know, after they finish looking through the photos.

        • sati_demise

          yea, the sensor there is Miss Manners. they dont allow links, either.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        Quit being a l*w-life sc*mbag and t*ll me whre I can sc*re som good ch**p dr*gs.

        I need th*m so i can go and c*mment on the RS c*mment page.

    • baconzgood

      If you go through my past comments I am glad to inform you that I NEVER misspelled Fuck.

    • bflrtsplk

      Maybe they never did it before and… well, you know.

  • Troubledog

    Wouldn't it be great if the troops could come home and be unemployed like the rest of us?

    • nounverb911

      Cain could hire them as throat stompers.

    • jus_wonderin

      Troubledog, you won me there. LOL

    • SorosBot

      Unemployed, PTSD-ridden, possibly homeless vets; yep, it's just like Vietnam all over again.

      • LionHeartSoyDog

        Except these bloody ghouls weren't drafted.
        They volunteered to murder kids for fun and freedoms.

  • jonzin

    What the fuck does "Support the troops" mean anyway? Do they mean like hold their b*lls like a jock strap? I'm not down with that. Fuck Fuck Fuck. We are all so fucked. Just wait till the ones that slipped through make it back to 'Murica and decide to take their shit out on us.Good times indeed.

    • jus_wonderin

      I know this is rethorical but I think "Support the Troops" is the camoflague version of "You hate America if you don't think like me".

      • NorthStarSpanx

        Are we supposed to be afraid of the ones who come back? The ones that couldn't even make it past recruitment, like Jared Lee Loughner, are bad enough thank you.

  • mavenmaven

    "Either the world will be ruled according to the ideas of democracy, or the world will be dominated according to the natural law of force; in the latter case the people of brute force will be victorious." Mein Kampf

    I can pretty much use this quote in almost any story posted on this site, it would seem.

    • Come here a minute

      You know who else said that? Oh, yeah, I guess you got it.

      • genxr

        Sarah Palin?

      • RedneckMuslin

        The Terminator?

    • DaRooster

      It is sadly looking like neither one is gonna get here before we all melt due to another non-caring, self absorbed institution… GE.

      Dumb Fuckers are Fuckers and Dumb.

  • nounverb911

    OT (sort of, maybe), Bieber's a Yankee fan?

    • Barbara_i

      He just turned 17, and he probably likes to "yankee" a lot. Once his sparse pubes fill in and his mom let's him get his learner's permit, he can get someone else to "yankee" it for him.

  • PublicLuxury

    This is just like S*r*h P*l*n posing with an antelope she slaughtered for fun. Or my D*d taking a pic with a fish he caught and then beheaded.

    • Or trophy pictures people in the south used to hang on their walls of their favorite lynchings.

      • PublicLuxury

        There really are some fucked up people. But not me. I like a role model or something…

  • Billmatic

    What does "loose the dogs of war" mean? When people misspell lose they often spell "loose" so yes, I'm totally on board with losing the dogs of war.


    • jus_wonderin

      Loose the bowels of war!!

    • genxr

      Lost: One dog of war. Answers to "Fido" Please call if found.

      • Swampgas_Man

        More importantly, where are all the kitties of war?

    • blinky_twinkie

      His use of "loose the dogs of war" is actually correct. PUTTING IT IN ALL CAPS IS WHAT MAKES IT C*MEDY.

      • Billmatic

        It's sort of hard to understand without the "let".

      • Jim89048

        Or "whatever farm animals of war, Lana." If you like Archer, and if you don't, you should…

      • blinky_twinkie

        Yeah, I think it's "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war." Or something. Yawn. I was just commending him on using "loose" (which means close to the same thing as "let slip") as opposed to the more Tea-bagger-friendly "lose."

    • Let sleep the cats of war.

    • Housebreak the dogs of war.

      • sati_demise

        even my dog laughed. he sounds like a dolphin

  • I liked the part about the prim evil savages

    • BornInATrailer

      I think those are the opposite of pre-maddonas

    • prommie

      The Felix Unger-like savages.

    • Jim89048

      Today we are all prim evil savages.

      • SorosBot

        Today we are all Mr. / Col. Kurtz.

    • anniegetyerfun

      Although they laugh maniacally before sipping from a bone china teacup of infant blood, prim evil savages hold their pinkies in the air while drinking.

      • Ducksworthy

        Or perhaps somebody else's pinky.

        • anniegetyerfun

          Now that I have read the article, I won't be able to eat for about, oh, three or four weeks.

    • natoslug

      I've wasted my afternoon working, and am just now getting caught up on my prim evil savages. I first read that as prim evil sausages, which makes more sense, really.

      • axmxz

        Ditto. The image of prim evil sausages is going to be with me for a while.

        • natoslug

          They are diabolically delicious!

    • sati_demise

      they always use a coster and doily in the cave.

      • undeadgoat

        And they always make faces like they're not allowed to indicate which parts of their afternoon tea are delicious and which are merely ok.

  • OkieDokieDog

    War is hell.

    And the offspring of the whole Bush Administration should be in the front, waving their flags, thumping their bibles, while dodging bullets and dancing around to side-step the mines. Now that… I'd like to see the pictures of.

  • blueplano

    10 bucks says the soldiers are rebagligoons.

  • Billmatic

    By the way, that guy who can't spell fuck is right. This is all the Rolling Stones' fault.

    • straighteight

      Morlock was inspired to kill for sport after hearing "Emotional Rescue."

    • __kth__

      Well what can a poor boy do, except for pose with the corpse of a non-combatant he just killed?

    • Jim89048

      Because he couldn't get his picture on the cover, is what I was thinking.

      • genxr

        I thought it's because they panned Led Zeppelin

  • DownFist Troll

    I think you mean "brownshirts"

  • Gopherit

    I am waiting for the pics of Track doing the same thing being used to promote Sarah's run in 2012. We're creating a generation of brain-damaged psychotic morons who i am sure will make the second half of my lifetime seem like fucking Disneyland.

    • straighteight

      "Sarah Palin: The only candidate in the race whose son has a necklace made of Mohammedan phalanx bones!"

    • ThundercatHo

      As if Track (seriously, is that a name for a person?) Palin is ever going to see any "real" action. I'm not talking about the Wasillbilly meth whores either.

    • friendlyskies

      The Business Plot, Part Deux: Contractors in Tights!

    • Swampgas_Man

      You mean the Kmer Rouge Jungle Ride, right?

  • YasserArraFeck

    Fuck the Dogs of War – I nearly let loose my lunch.

    • PublicLuxury

      You ate a dog for lunch. What's wrong wichyou?

      • genxr

        I just let slip the hot dogs of earlier this afternoon.

      • YasserArraFeck

        You never had a beagle with a schmeer?! What's wrong wichYOU?!

  • LesPaultard

    Sadly, this happens in every war. The difference today is an easy ability to share the images, making official denial impossible.

    • Gopherit

      Well, also, IT'S FUCKING ILLEGAL. So there's that.

      • Ducksworthy

        Yes. As I recall the penalty for leading the My Lai massacre was very severe, house arrest.

        • tessiee

          And a strongly worded letter of reprimand in their Permanent Record.

    • jus_wonderin

      Well, that line suggest the "troop" didn't want to share. I bet he and his family and ilk treated the photos just as the ones they took deer hunting from the highway.

    • zhubajie

      Parents never teach their boys "when your a soldier overseas, don't kill the civilians! Don't rape the women!"

  • widestanceroman

    Throwing candy to children in front of the tanks so they could then run them over?

    Yeah, we grow some real nice people in our small towns, Sarah.

    • zhubajie

      Lots of people are moral chameleons. At home, they go to bible studies with everyone else, at war they rape, rob and murder with everyone else. :-( Discipline is supposed to prevent this, but most US junior officers are just frat boys a couple years later. They aren't disciplined, either.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Dear Barry:

    When you get through renditioning all those Rolling Stone commenters, you might want to pull out a few and put 'em on the next available plane to Kandahar.

    Happy to help,

  • LabRodent

    The Xbox culture has come home to roost.

    • jonzin

      Join the Army! It's like "Grand Theft Auto" but with REAL bullets!

    • phlox✔

      Can we just start calling them Generation X-Box and be done with it?

    • Swampgas_Man

      But– But I'm just playing De Blob 2 and You Don't Know Jack! And the Lego games, too also.

  • Extemporanus

    F@P F@P F@P?

  • hagajim

    we’re going to cover our eyes with a couple of those yellow “I support the troops” car magnets

    I think that's a great idea. Not only can we keep pretending everything is hunky dory (cause we see no evil)….but the magnets will protect us (like Michele's foil hat) from the wild ass fucking crazy microwaves that have obviously muddled the brains of the commenters. Gawd Bless Merika!!!

  • SmutBoffin

    "Haji" is a term of derision when applied to Afghanis by US personnel. "Sean B Usmc" is at the forefront of the operation to win hearts and minds.

    • catholic4condom

      Actually Haji means someone who has made the pilgrimage to Mecca, which would make it a term of honor. American service personnel use it because it was the name of the brown-skinned kid who wore a turban on "Johnny Quest" That would be like a foreign occupying force coming here and referring to Americans as "heroes" because they know that's a name of a sandwich.

  • BarackMyWorld

    People get really upset when you show them the real consequences of war, it seems.

    Just like how everyone wants government cuts except for the program that helps them, or hate negative campaigning but believe every attack ad they see.

    • tessiee

      "People get really upset when you show them the real consequences of war, it seems."

      Yeah, as per the comment about "making this kind of thing seem wrong".

  • arihaya

    the ironic part is,, the Afghans (Pasthuns majority) are Indo-Europeans people, which linguistically and arguably also genetically closely related to White Americans,, including those dumb wingnuts

    yet they keep taunting these victims as "Palestinians" (which are Semitic peoples)

    • mavenmaven

      They would be happy to kill Americans as well if "Moslem" (or Sikh for that matter, as we see every year). Just watch those videos from Kentucky around the building of that mosque.

      • And the majority of the Taliban are from that closely related to white Americans Pashtun majority.

    • zhubajie

      Palestinians are almost certainly descended from Israelites, too, not Philistines, as many fundie preachers like to say.

  • freddymcmurray

    Just as I predicted last week. The money shot from the article:

    "He grew up not far from Sarah Palin in Wasilla, Alaska; his sister hung out with Bristol, and Morlock played hockey against Track."

    So maybe Bristol *does* have photos in those fat rolls somewhere.

  • SheriffRoscoe

    "I love how easy it is for you dumbazz people to get on a comp. and type all this bullsiht.You havent seen a dam thing nor do you know what really happens over there.You sissy azz americans wont even enlist yet you will talk siht about what is goin on.Do me and my fellow soldiers a favor and just keep your fukcin mouths shut. Take away the geneva convention then we will see who is winning this war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Ummm……Support The Troops?

    • Support The Troops

      It's a figure of speech I guess.

    • friendlyskies

      I totally believe that guy is a soldier</sarcasm>

    • zhubajie

      I think it's pretty obvious who'd winning this war. Random atrocities are usually a good way to LOSE a war.

    • catholic4condom

      We can win the war if we get some contractors to build a bunch of hermetically sealed showers and our troops march the entire population into them and spray Zyklon B. If we kill all of them then we will kill every terrorist among them. Then we pack up and move on to the next terrorist country. By this summer the world will have 7 billion people. That means 6.6 billion non-americans. So if we can get our genocide quotas up we can eliminate the threat of foreign terrorism, illegal immigration, legal immigration, snooty french people etc. by the end of this decade. What do I know I'm just a fatty that was turned down by the army.

  • jus_wonderin

    Romans? Rome?

  • The difference between these soldiers and some officer who just ordered the bombing of some village?

    These guys are going to get court-martialed. The officer killed more civilians and will get a promotion.

    USA! USA! USA!

    Hurray for the good war, amirite, President Barry?

    • jonzin

      Officers don't prosecute other officers. It's hitting too close to home. Better to have the 18 year old hillbilly go to jail than the 23 year old Academy grad.

  • I would hit that.

    Too soon?

  • SorosBot

    This is good news for William Calley.

    • jus_wonderin

      I am old enough to grok that one.

      • SorosBot

        I actually had to look up who it was, but figured the boomer contingent here would know.

        • YeOldeFapSmith

          I live in Columbus, Georgia. William Calley works in a jewelry store down the street from one of the many bars I frequent. After they released Calley from the stockade he married the daughter of a local well-to-do muckity muck. The lucky gal's father was a big fan of Calley's My Lai exploits and set him up with the jewelry store. Every time I see that man I make eye contact and spit on the ground, so at least he knows there is at least one local yokel who knows what a pig fucking shit whore he is. /rant

          • But isn't it every good father's dream that their daughter marries a war criminal?

            Bravo, btw. I do hope he gets that a lot.

          • zhubajie

            Good for you!

          • tessiee

            "Every time I see that man I make eye contact and spit on the ground"


        • Gunner Asch

          I was in Vietnam at the time the news broke. Thanks for reminding me I'm ancient.

      • neiltheblaze

        You're old enough to grok "grok".

    • Ducksworthy

      They'll never touch Calley's one day record total. And he was punished, with house arrest. Although I think the fucker did finally die of pig aids and shame.

  • DaRooster

    You said you wouldn't speak of that anymore.

  • baconzgood


    Uh…Remember George W. didn't want us to see those.

  • I was debating taking some dr*gs even before reading this column, but now I'm sold on it. TTYL.

  • genxr

    He wasn't quoting Shakespeare, he was quoting The Road Warrior.

    • SorosBot

      He was quoting Star Trek VI quoting Shakespeare.

      • genxr

        In that case he should have used the original Klingon.

  • Buzz Feedback

    More proof the terrorists have already won.

  • V572del c:/*.* y/n?

    Hard not to agree w/commenter and extremely sensitive elider Ed H____:

    Rolling Stone is an out-of-touch elitist music magazine populated by writers who have never done a single thing for anyone other than their own bloated bellies and dr*g-infested hangers-on… The true l*w-life’s and sc*m-of-the earth persons reside in the offices of RS, not our soldiers’ barracks!

    • NorthStarSpanx

      And Ed H_____ is out there with his servant's heart perpetrating love and charity for others and everyone but himself even on his worst day. Sure.

    • zhubajie

      Low-lifes and scum are common everywhere. War criminals are usually in the barracks, the officer's quarters, and the supreme leader's palace.

      • V572del c:/*.* y/n?

        By definition, by gum!

  • LabRodent

    Sean B works in Admin and is stationed in Palms Springs, Cali. Give em hell Sean oooooh rah.

  • WhatTheHeck

    Remind me once again, what was the directive for starting that war, and where are those protagonists today?

    • zhubajie

      I strongly suspect that Bush's war aims included trying to speed up the Rapture! Not that he'll like Judgement Day when it finally comes.

  • Hey, well at least it looks like we are getting our money's worth from the military's sock-puppet army.

  • EdFlintstone

    Are we winning the dead hearts and minds?

    • mumbly_ジョジョ

      In the sense that we're taking them as trophies? Yes.

  • Morlock. Moloch. Whatev.

    What sphinx of cement and aluminum bashed open
    their skulls and ate up their brains and imagi-
    Moloch! Solitude! Filth! Ugliness! Ashcans and unob
    tainable dollars! Children screaming under the
    stairways! Boys sobbing in armies! Old men
    weeping in the parks!

    Ginsberg had it on the money nearly half a century ago.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      "All a poet can do today is warn…" Wilfred Owen, who died in the last days of WW I. Ginsberg nailed a lot of things.

  • fuflans


  • SheriffRoscoe

    I think those ay-rabs are *this close* to professing Jesus as their Lord and Savior. Maybe you guys could kill a few more little kids with the ol' "candy toss, gun 'em down" maneuver to clinch it.

  • mumbly_ジョジョ

    Wow, jesus. Don't shoot the messenger. In cold blood, for sport, while staging things to pretend that said messenger was actually an insurgent.

  • baconzgood

    After looking at some of those photographs I have to say sometimes I'm ashamed to be a human being

    (This comment is 100% snark free)

    • jus_wonderin

      I totally understand. However as a recently transplanted Martian I must say I did not pick this neighborhood. I was tricked. I had forgotten our coins say "IN BLARF WE TRUST" on *both* sides.

      But, I totally understand.

    • emmelemm

      The photos are… pretty bad. And I say this as a huge horror movie buff with a decent sense of detachment.

      I would like off this planet now.

  • randcoolcatdaddy

    Wow … I had no idea that Rolling Stone was actually becoming slightly relevant again…

  • genxr

    This is almost as bad as an NPR exec calling people names. Not bad enough to defund the army, but still.

    • problemwithcaring

      At least these soldiers had the decency not to call Teabaggers racists or try to help pregnant prostitutes.

      • genxr

        Still, just to be safe, we should dress up O'Keefe as a 70s blacksploitation pimp and air-drop him into one of the hot zones.

    • Negropolis


  • SheriffRoscoe

    Word. If there is a hell, she's in it right now.

  • Steverino247

    The RS captions make very clear that the photos violate Army standards and also make clear the ambiguity of some of the subjects shown, as in "it's not clear who killed this guy." Anybody posting such comments in response should be forbidden to carry firearms under any circumstances. RS was very fair in how they handled the photos (and this from a person who has personally experienced RS being unfair).

    The brigade commander (Col. Harry Tunnell) is ultimately responsible for all of this. "The commander is responsible for all his men do and fail to do" has been pounded into the heads of everyone over the rank of Sergeant at every leadership class ever held by the Army. The brigade commander failed to instruct his troops in the Law of Land Warfare and to ensure they were properly supervised. The list of his failures is very, very long. Man, I'd love to be the guy writing that asshole's letter of reprimand, but sadly, somebody else gets to do that. (Somebody BETTER do that!)

    For more detail about how badly an officer can fuck things up, see Jacob H. Smith here:

    • Ducksworthy

      Wow. There was once an anti-imperialist press?

    • emmelemm

      /snark off

      Thank you for pointing all that out. Good information to keep in mind.

      • Steverino247

        You're welcome. The Army apparently had their doubts about this guy as he made speeches in professional settings advocating a "take the gloves off" approach to Afghanistan. The guy was seriously wounded in Iraq during a deployment there and fought his way back to command. That's commendable, but the Army should have been able to figure out that he was carrying too much anger to command troops in combat again, especially in a sensitive area like Afghanistan. Had they put him in training commands or on a staff/logistical career path, they would have honored his service and successful efforts to recover, gotten the benefits of his experience and personal example and allowed him to retire at Colonel like he should have. Instead, we sent a seething, angry man back to war in command of a very deadly organization.

    • XOhioan

      Jacob H. Smith–what an unsavory, dishonest, mendacious, murderous pile of shit. He'd fit in well with the Tea Party if he were alive today.

  • mereoblivion

    Cry havoc!
    Barring that, cry for (June) Havoc, who left us a year ago today:

  • __kth__

    Guessing RS' readership contains, for every reader of (say) Matt Taibbi, about 1000 fans of Nickelback and Godsmack. Hence the palpable sense of betrayal.

    D'you guys (i.e., Nickelback fans) know that the first ever cover of Rolling Stone, over 40 years ago, featured John Lennon in the antiwar black comedy How I Won The War? Yeah, didn't think so.

  • tiredalways

    Definitely good news for Gitmo prisoners?

  • Redhead

    But did the Palestinians then pour vodka into each others' mouths off the dead babies' butts? Cause I'm scared to clicky the linkies, but I'm guessing there's some good old vodka-drenched frat boy times with the dead people on behalf of the US soldiers…

  • NorthStarSpanx

    But Willow trashing the Morlock home doesn't add into the equation of shiny-happy-enablers. She's a maverick, she's gone rogue with the Palin Olive Branch.

  • Guppy06

    Wonkette: reading news website comments so you don't have to!

    (And it's kind of hard to get "the job" done "over there" when nobody knows quite what "the job" is.)

  • Gleem_McShineys

    After reading those comments, I am sort of thinking there are photos in another plane of existence, of someone posing with the bullet ridden corpse of Human Compassion.

  • kissawookiee

    Jesus. There is not enough boose in this world to wipe those images out of my brain. Dr*gs, though, may be another matter entirely. Uh, ent*r*ly that is, or *nt*r*l*.

    FUKC make it stop.

  • GunToting[Redacted]

    Don't mention the war. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.

  • iburl

    I just want to say thank you to the troops for our freedom. Because without having wasted thousands of lives and trillions of dollars not finding Bin Laden, I'm sure we'd have no freedom somehow.

  • genxr

    You can't tell the good guys from the bad guys without a program.

  • Ducksworthy

    Truth be told they killed the kid to cover up the buggery.

  • GortRay

    ThE roLling STones cant get know satusfackshun and neether cen are troups who I suuport. all the Time. YOu commy muslin liburals shood just shutt youre faces and supporT are troups or DIE!!! and obey the words or are lord and savier. OK?
    And cancel my prescription also.

  • Beetagger

    Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, but at least it's an ethos.

  • Beetagger

    P.S. I'd like to upvote the "Fuck Soldiers" comment from Matt C. I'm sick of them being called heroes and I'm sick of being told to "support the troops" buy a bunch of fat retards.

  • CapnFatback

    and FUKC you too Rolling Stones for making this seem wrong.

    Alert Jagger and Richards: I believe this is a dated review of "Sweet Neo Con."

  • GortRay

    How much do you want to bet that Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld et al have albums of photos like these for their personal enjoyment? What a sick, putrid pile of filth it is that have taken control of this nation. And Obama has turned out to be just another fascist piece of turd carrying out the wishes of our corporate overlords. Damn! I am so sick of it all.

  • owhatever

    And out there on the forefront of freedom stands a man with a pair of scissors. He will be coming home again soon. Huzzah!

  • Goddamn. That shit is so much worse than I could have imagined.

    Though I'm willing to bet that the unreleased Abu Gharib photos are way worse in a brutal rape and humiliation kind of way.

  • PublicLuxury

    Blood Libel!

  • Beowoof

    I finallly see way to get Dr. Hook on the Cover of the Rolling Stone.

  • Beowoof

    Does it seem like every one in the military these days is Sargent Barnes or Bunny from Platoon.

  • LionHeartSoyDog

    I know.
    I understand now why that photo had the face blurred out on other sites.
    The dead person is just a child!

  • problemwithcaring

    I had the stomach for those awful, awful pictures, but had to pass on reading the comments on Rolling Stone. I know my limits.

  • user-of-owls

    Don H___
    13 minutes ago?

    I really expected better from Don Ho. I don't know why but I just did.

  • neiltheblaze

    OK – drugs it is!

  • zhubajie

    Let's hope the sympathizers don't enlist.

  • hollywooddood

    Uh oh. It sounds like someone else is pallin' around with terrorists.

  • THE PRESIDENT: [Expletive Deleted] those [Expletive Deleted], Henry!

  • Refudiation

    For some reason I can't put my finger on, I just assumed the entire nation was in the "My Lai was a really bad deal" camp.

    I really need to cut down on my drinking.

  • axmxz

    What are "prim evil sausages"? Is that when you cry havoc and let loose the wiener dogs of war?

  • PuckStopsHere

    "And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free…"
    I feel neither proud nor free tonight as I see what has been done In. My. Name. Fuck. My snark sucks! Sucks, I tell you.

  • MadBrahms

    "u ever been the man in the arena"? What, Thunderdome?

    Can't we just get *beyond* Thunderdome?

  • catholic4condom

    It's not like these young men after cutting up and throwing around human corpses like slabs of meat, will have any trouble adjusting to life in the "real world" Besides we'll need workers for the kill floor at the Soylent Green factory.

  • CHUDster_Arthur

    Can we Thank The Troops for the next generation of terrorists they are presently creating?

  • CookiE_MonstA

    As a veteran of the first gulf war, I can say to these kids as someone who has been there and does know shit. YOU HAVE NO HONOR, NO SOUL. YOU DEFEND MURDER IN COLD BLOOD?!? YOU ARE A FUCKING DISGRACE!

  • genxr

    From the Rolling Stone page:

    "Comments on this article have temporarily been disabled due to technical issues."

    Because technically, America is full of bloodthirsty sick psychotic bastards who, putting their thoughts to writing, sound less like John Wayne and more like John Wayne Gacy.

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