LOBBYISTS WITH FEELINGS  4:54 pm March 25, 2011

Haley Barbour Pro-Baby; Barack Obama Anti-Baby

by Jack Stuef

Waterworks. It's available. $150.“We’re doing everything that we can to stop abortion in our state,” Mississippi chief hog proctor Haley Barbour said. “And if I get elected president, I will come into office with that attitude. And that’s about 180 degrees different from the current president.” That’s right, Barack Obama is doing everything he can to increase abortion while he’s in office. But what’s his track record? So far, like on many issues, Obama is failing in this department. Still, that didn’t stop Haley Barbour from bawling on stage at a speech in Iowa today because he loves developing humans so much. Yes, apparently he still thinks he can run for president. Even when he’s once again providing his interesting perspective on black people.

A bit choked up, Barbour said he never would have predicted at the time how important the law would be to a future White House campaign.

Of course not! (And it still won’t be important. Because nobody will vote for this man.)

“Barack Obama fought such a law, and defeated such a law, in Illinois,” Barbour said.

“After an abortion in Chicago,” he said, pausing to collect himself, “the medical personnel are not able to save the life of a child. To me that’s inexplicable. And we changed the law in Mississippi so that could never happen in our state.”

Isn’t that how an abortion works? You can take out whatever fetus goop is in there because it’s not a baby that survive outside the womb? “No!” Barbour shrieks, fighting back tears. “Give the fetus some medicine! Put a pretty little dress on it! She’ll be fine! Just fine!”

And then Barbour goes and says shit like this:

“The priests and the pastors who walked for civil rights, today the left would say there’s no place for religion in politics,” Barbour said.

Yes, because the priests and pastors who fought the Haley Barbours of the era weren’t really concerned with civil rights, their purpose was to promote their religion in politics and maybe see if they could force some kids to pray at a lacrosse match or whatever.

Those black pastors being political? They’re still around! They are named “Sharpton” and “Jackson” and such! But never mind, Haley Barbour is too concerned about THE BABIES to start noticing the existence of black people. [Politico]

 
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pukebot March 25, 2011 at 4:57 pm

haley can nurse all the unwanted babies with his 20 tits.

教授 Zoom March 25, 2011 at 5:05 pm

Haley don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies

Radiotherapy March 25, 2011 at 5:21 pm

.Are those gubmint teats?

Beowoof March 25, 2011 at 6:27 pm

just envisioning that makes me want to puke.

randcoolcatdaddy March 25, 2011 at 4:59 pm

Outlawing abortion is only the first step these people have towards giving fetuses (feti?) full voting rights.

jus_wonderin March 25, 2011 at 5:09 pm

But, isn't this counter intuitive. I mean, it's only the browns that abort their babies. These feti are not going to grow up to vote Conservative unless, unless, they can be convinced their lives would be better under the Conservatives.

Hmmmmm. I am really confused on this one.

randcoolcatdaddy March 25, 2011 at 5:32 pm

They're hoping that the white, pale colored feti from the South will vote Republican.

What they're not counting on is that these are actually the reptilian spawn of aliens.

The darker toned feti will, of course, vote for the Muslin.

KenLayIsAlive March 27, 2011 at 1:05 am

The hardest part will be getting a voting machine up in the uterus.

Zvi_Bleindmeis March 25, 2011 at 10:22 pm

The browns are the only ones to abort their babies openly. (Well, maybe some liberals, too.)

When Gwendolyn gets knocked up in her junior year by the kid with the brush-painted F-150 and the tattoos, though, there's a quick trip to Atlanta or somewhere for a "death in the family."

SorosBot March 25, 2011 at 10:28 pm

No, it's sort of the reverse; the first step towards rescinding women's voting rights.

Bonzos_Bed_Time March 25, 2011 at 4:59 pm

Friends of the fetus do love them some babies.

LetUsBray March 25, 2011 at 6:03 pm

'Least til they're born; then the little shits are on their own.

Beowoof March 25, 2011 at 6:28 pm

Its just the Mississippi way. Ayn Rand would be proud.

教授 Zoom March 25, 2011 at 5:00 pm

Barbour pretty much has the White Fetuses Citizens' Council endorsement sewn up, then.

EdFlintstone March 25, 2011 at 5:01 pm

I like my fetuses in a mason jar.

Ducksworthy March 25, 2011 at 5:10 pm

They keep real good if'n ya puts 'em in wif yore white lightnen

Doktor Avalanche March 25, 2011 at 5:10 pm

And below the Mason-Dixon Line.

SorosBot March 25, 2011 at 5:01 pm

“We’re doing everything that we can to stop abortion in our state”

Funny, I never heard that Mississippi had a top-notch sexual education program promoting the use of condoms and other forms of birth control, and made sure said birth control was easily available and affordable to all.

Barbara_i March 25, 2011 at 5:03 pm

I'd be happy if they just evolved enough to not need a ketchup bottle at their Thanksgiving table.

Zvi_Bleindmeis March 25, 2011 at 10:24 pm

Yes, a ketchup bottle and a Coke can to spit into.

Beowoof March 25, 2011 at 6:29 pm

I think their plan is no fucking and I don't believe that is working out.

zhubajie March 25, 2011 at 10:44 pm

You never heard of them having a top notch education program in anything, because they're always at the bottom.

the_problem_child March 25, 2011 at 5:01 pm

You don't put little dresses on them, you put them in a jar. Haley's just pig-ignorant.

baconzgood March 25, 2011 at 5:01 pm

"HEY BABY!!! GET IN MY BELLY"

-Haley Barbour-

Mahousu March 25, 2011 at 8:27 pm

By the look of things, it's already there. Along with several of its buddies.

comrad_darkness March 25, 2011 at 10:16 pm

Hey Sweetheart, get ON my belly! is the only form of reproduction this guy's got a chance at.

savethispatient March 25, 2011 at 5:01 pm

I'm assuming Haley Barbour also wants sex education to start in junior school, and condoms to be freely available to teenagers in order to cut the number of unwanted pregnancies in the first place, right?

baconzgood March 25, 2011 at 5:14 pm

He's also working on implementing a needle exchange program and midnight basketball teams for inter-city youth.

comrad_darkness March 25, 2011 at 10:14 pm

Ha ha ha, you're funny. Making people suffer is the sole goal of Republican policy.

aqua_buddha March 26, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Well let's just say "certain" people. And we can use other words that signify what we mean, too– people who may be involved in "urban areas" or maybe "crime" or "community organizing" or "social programs". People who tend to take advantage of governement entitlements like medicare and medicaid because they have no option. People who are generally identified with so-called "poverty" status, or minorities who may be here illegally anyway.

And let's just say those people should face really fierce ID certification measures at the voting booth. Because we don't want them having access to contraception or family planning— we're not against a large, powerless underclass— we just don't want them voting.

Walkinwiddaking March 25, 2011 at 5:02 pm

.."he loves developing humans so much. "

More humans = more votes.

GuyClinch March 25, 2011 at 5:03 pm

Hey, c'mon, he just wants every fetus to have a chance to grow up to be a puffy, fat-necked, racist ex-lobbyist tool like him

Buzz Feedback March 25, 2011 at 5:04 pm

Southern mucous plug.

Doktor Avalanche March 25, 2011 at 5:12 pm

He's what happens when santorum is given a chance to live.

Zvi_Bleindmeis March 25, 2011 at 10:27 pm

The first name is Meconium. Meconium Santorum.

Walkinwiddaking March 25, 2011 at 5:04 pm

As long as those votes are Caucasian.

Jukesgrrl March 25, 2011 at 5:04 pm

And to illustrate how much you love babies, you cry like a baby? Am I the only one left old enough to remember what happened to Edmund Muskie's presidential election campaign when he cried? Oh, I forgot — different rules for Dems. It's just assumed that a Southern Republican is a regular ole Walker, Texas Ranger, even when he's too fat to lift his arm off the table.

GuyClinch March 25, 2011 at 5:06 pm

Hey, that was a snowflake baby melting on Muskie's face — them waren't tears!

PresBeeblebrox March 26, 2011 at 10:40 am

I thought it was the Ibogaine that did Muskie in…

SayItWithWookies March 25, 2011 at 5:05 pm

Haley Barbour weeps for an imaginary unsaved abortion in Chicago — this is clearly a desperate attempt to make our lachrymose House speaker seem manly and able to grasp reality.

finallyhappy March 25, 2011 at 5:05 pm

He looks pregnant to me-with quintuplets.

jus_wonderin March 25, 2011 at 5:20 pm

OctoBarb

jus_wonderin March 25, 2011 at 5:05 pm

I am confused. Will this require a birth certificate??

教授 Zoom March 25, 2011 at 5:16 pm

At the very least, it *will* require a birth.

Gratuitous World March 25, 2011 at 5:07 pm

i'd rather be aborted in Chicago than born in Mississippi.

Ducksworthy March 25, 2011 at 5:07 pm

You tell em Boss Hogg. Gawd these people are disgusting. And T Paw, although disturbingly skinny (generally a sign of hookworms in a rethuglican) has done his best to turn Minnesota into the Mississippi of the North.

SexySmurf March 25, 2011 at 5:07 pm

Remember when crying in public automatically disqualified someone from being president (i.e. Ed Muskie)? Can we bring that back?

OneDollarJuana March 25, 2011 at 5:08 pm

Hayley Barbour is one of the reasons Mississippi is stellar in its treatment of the poor and disadvantaged. Stellar as in black hole where nothing good ever comes out.

KenLayIsAlive March 25, 2011 at 5:09 pm

How did the party of "guys you'd want to have a beer with" suddenly become the party of "unstable weeping wackos"?

GOPCrusher March 25, 2011 at 5:50 pm

They're just emotional about how much they love America!

KenLayIsAlive March 27, 2011 at 1:02 am

Wait… I thought that made them cheat on their wives.

Dr_pangloss March 26, 2011 at 9:06 am

They are weaping all the while pumping thier mistress/future wife or the Terrorists Win.

KenLayIsAlive March 27, 2011 at 1:03 am

They're just proving that they don't abide by those Sharia provisions against adultery.

nounverb911 March 25, 2011 at 5:10 pm

Mmmm! Mississippi baby backs!
Oh, sorry I thought you were talking about barbeque.

BaldarTFlagass March 25, 2011 at 5:10 pm

As long as they're cute babies, ok, I guess. I hates me some ugly babies.

baconzgood March 25, 2011 at 5:16 pm

White too. But not "Catholic" white "Baptist" white ok.

angryclownspawn March 25, 2011 at 5:11 pm

Hayley won't rest until all the little fetuses can exercise their second amendment rights the way Jesus intended.

Beetagger March 25, 2011 at 5:11 pm

Fat, lying shitsack. (This could apply to Gingrich as well.)

Ducksworthy March 25, 2011 at 5:15 pm

I think its a genus of rethuglicans with several species who have evolved slightly different characteristics. You have your Fatlyiingshitsack Corpulosus, Fatlyiingshitsack obeseus and of course Fatlyiingshitsack Fatlyiingshitsack

imissopus March 25, 2011 at 5:11 pm

BABBIES R PEEPLE NOT NAIL!!1!

Doktor Avalanche March 25, 2011 at 5:13 pm

Please, everyone, upfist this comment

PalinPussyPower March 25, 2011 at 5:14 pm

Never trust a man who can't see his own penis.

bumfug March 25, 2011 at 8:24 pm

And makes sure no one else will ever see it either – hidden away as it is, behind that mud-flap of flesh.

Giveusabob March 25, 2011 at 5:14 pm

Louis XVI executed people for dropping bad puns in his court. But don't worry, I'd gladly take the ax in your place for that one.

Doktor Avalanche March 25, 2011 at 5:16 pm

Funny, I'm pretty sure it's the motherfuckin Constitution, Thomas Jefferson, SCOTUS, etc who say there’s no place for religion in politics.

edgydrifter March 25, 2011 at 5:17 pm

Hey Republicans! Do you remember 2001 – 2007, when you had complete control of every fucking branch of the federal government? Hmm? Ringing a bell, is it? Remember how it was so vitally important to protect those little globular protohumans from the knives and needles of their sinful incubators (aka women) that YOU DID NOTHING? Why, it's almost as if abortion is a crass wedge issue that you troll out to your slobbering base every election to get them all riled up but which you never intend to finally resolve. I'll bet you wear out the knees on your XXXL Sansabelt trousers thanking Jesus every day that your core supporters are so forgetful and so feeble-minded that this works EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. Hallelujah! It must seem like a miracle to you. It's a damned disgusting travesty to me.

教授 Zoom March 25, 2011 at 5:22 pm

This. Thumbs all up in your business for that observation.

Gopherit March 25, 2011 at 5:28 pm

Well, all I can say to that is 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 Iraq Iraq WMDs 9/11.

comrad_darkness March 25, 2011 at 5:46 pm

Ditto that fence they bitch and moan about between here and MeHeeKo. They spent billions, but never seem to trumpet the results, funny that. Something about a handful of miles of dysfunctional result. They are incompetent, even at the shit they blabber on about, nonfuckingstop, essentially.

PalinPussyPower March 25, 2011 at 9:38 pm

Upfist upfist upfist upfist fap fap fap fap.

KeepFnThatChicken March 25, 2011 at 11:25 pm

Is it also disgusting that I laughed at this — when your argument should make people well up in guilt-ridden and self-deprecating tears?

Dr_pangloss March 26, 2011 at 9:04 am

They were to busy running the two minutes hate loop machine for the War in Iraq to get it on with the abortion stuff. Priorities, Priorities..

Mumbletypeg March 25, 2011 at 5:17 pm

Put a pretty little dress on it! She’ll be fine!

This reminds me of a bizarro story that made news in my mountain hometown in TN some many years ago.
It was reported on the 6 o'clock local news that a woman had to give up the pet fawn she had adopted from the wild, cited for animal cruelty that involved not just feeding the sick deer table scraps like a coon hound deserves (and digests) better, but for piercing the deer's ears.
I did not see footage of what the ears were pierced with. I did not want to see it, even though I suspected less Goth-exotic plugs and more likely rhinestone maybe in a nod to Joan Jett or seed pearls like some infants' pierced ears you see at christenings.
I did observe the woman weeping on camera (like I'll get to see Barbour do when I get home I guess) in reaction to the deer being removed from trailer home; she hadn't intended anything but love for the critter.
Point being: efforts to re-humanize a voiceless entity, no matter how noble the wishful intention, ends up just coming across as at best, tacky — and at worst a cross between fetishization on a personal level and unhinging some urge for the spotlight of attention that was previously lacking.

ProgressiveInga March 25, 2011 at 5:30 pm

I'm no shrinking violet, but piercing a fawn's ears? I swear to jeebus that I'm going to have nightmares tonight. That's even worse than Cormac McCarthy's Child of God. Or maybe it's a scene from that story of serious depravity……Definitely having nightmares tonight. Thanks man.

Jim89048 March 25, 2011 at 7:11 pm

Not so odd, every cow has it's ears pierced with those insecticide tags. Fetching!

poncho_pilot March 25, 2011 at 7:08 pm

i'm reminded of the people who dress their stillborns up and take pictures of them posed before they bury them. those pictures will haunt me forever.

Steverino247 March 25, 2011 at 9:03 pm

No fucking shit! My wife and I lost our first child and it was horribly painful, but we never got near that level of sickness.

SorosBot March 25, 2011 at 9:24 pm

So you're saying you won't be voting for Rick Santorum in the primary?

poncho_pilot March 26, 2011 at 2:24 am

that would be a frothy mix of no, no, and no.

KenLayIsAlive March 27, 2011 at 1:07 am

My god. May I never accidentally ever see any of these photos.

Ms Kami Quasimodo March 30, 2011 at 11:17 pm

(sigh) I've taken them, as a labor & delivery nurse, who has delivered stillbirths. Actually, photos of the baby (such as it is) wrapped in a little blanket can help with the grieving process; parents don't have to see them, some don't, but return several months later for them. Dressing up the dead fetus? Sick. Think: miniature zombie flesh, logistics problems keeping things together enough to put miniature clothes on (some companies make kits for this).

教授 Zoom March 27, 2011 at 1:22 am

Hmmm…must be a dead baby meme going around the internetz this weekend.

SayItWithWookies March 25, 2011 at 10:22 pm

I remember reading about either that or a very similar story a few years ago — and I wouldn't be surprised if people have done this mutliple times. And deer are damn skittish and easy to panic — how do you even get close enough to one to grab it and pierce two years and then put earrings in them? I mean, if your kid disappeared for weeks and then one day came out of the woods with antlers crudely sewn into his head, I could see doing it to teach those horrible deer a lesson — but otherwise, what the hell?

Ducksworthy March 25, 2011 at 5:18 pm

If abortion didn't exist in this cuntry the GOP would introduce it so they could whine about it and con ignorant rednecks into voting exactly contrary to their fundamental economic interests. Fatlyiingshitsack, also.

教授 Zoom March 25, 2011 at 5:19 pm

Funny, I always think that those anti-abortion protesters on the street corners are holding up huge photos of open-faced pork BBQ sandwiches….

Gopherit March 25, 2011 at 5:23 pm

Haley eats fetuses? That would explain his zealous desire to save them all……for later. Fetus gumbo.

tessiee March 25, 2011 at 9:53 pm

*hopefully*
Followed by baby doughnuts?

DownFist Troll March 25, 2011 at 5:19 pm

FUCK THIS STUPID FAT FUCK! Jesus Christ, this asshole wants kids born but won't spend a penny to make sure they get healthcare.

Gopherit March 25, 2011 at 5:24 pm

All vaginas should have job centers installed. We don't want those lazy babies coming out thinking they can just suck off the teat.

BaldarTFlagass March 25, 2011 at 5:26 pm

I think the preferred term is workhouses.

tessiee March 25, 2011 at 9:59 pm

They have jobs; punishing their slutty mothers.

教授 Zoom March 25, 2011 at 5:26 pm

It's the gummint's business to make sure that babies get birthed, not to make sure that they have any resources after that. Why do you hate America?

TanzbodenKoenig March 25, 2011 at 5:21 pm

Ah, Mississippi: the reason I moved 400 miles to be as far as possible from those inbred illiterate motherfuckers and still be in TN.

(I know, I know, we got plenty of unlettered brother-uncles here in TN too, but at least we have some gorgeous scenery to make up for it)

MetroVaquero March 25, 2011 at 9:57 pm

Hey!!!!!!! My in-laws are from Chattanooga–we'uns is homies!

mrblifil March 25, 2011 at 5:23 pm

Infanticide. It's b-a-a-a-ack!

EdFlintstone March 25, 2011 at 5:23 pm

Sick joke of the day:

Q—How do you get a dead baby in a bowl?
A—Use a blender

Q–How do you get it out?
A–With tortilla chips.

mrblifil March 25, 2011 at 5:26 pm

Meanwhile, why do all these sick fucking panty-sniffers always look like they're about to poop out a baby themselves.

Lionel[redacted]Esq March 25, 2011 at 5:26 pm

Actually, increasing the rate of abortion in Mississippi might be as noble of calling as anyone could undertake.

CalamityJames March 25, 2011 at 6:12 pm

I say we just abort Mississippi itself. Hell, I'll make the ultimate sacrifice, take out me and Alabama as well.

Radiotherapy March 25, 2011 at 5:26 pm

Isn't Haley a girl's name?

Zvi_Bleindmeis March 25, 2011 at 10:40 pm

Also Lindsay. And Newt.

Dr. Radio, PhD. March 25, 2011 at 11:29 pm

y también, Mitts and T-?

Guppy06 March 25, 2011 at 5:26 pm

"because he loves developing humans so much"

Who in Mississippi could truly be called "developed?"

Sassomatic March 25, 2011 at 5:29 pm

If you drive by the abortion clinic in New Orleans you'll see that almost every car in the parking lot has Mississippi plates. That's because birth control is barely available in Mississippi and there are no abortion clinics. If he wants to stop abortions he'll have to put up a wall between Louisiana and Mississippi. We don't mind.

Ms Kami Quasimodo March 30, 2011 at 11:19 pm

There has been an upswing in ER visits of sequelae of illegal abortions performed in states like Mississippi – abortions are impossible to get, women are poor and desperate for them, so what to do? There is still an illegal underground network of providers of some sort, I guess.

fartknocker March 25, 2011 at 5:35 pm

Haley Barbour is just another shit stain that doesn't care what's in your gun cabinet but feels he has the right to supervise a woman's reproductive organs.

Please Lord, let him get the Republican nomination. I can't wait to see who his V.P. choice. I'll offer up Rick Perry. And I want to watch Obama mop the floor with him in the debates.

Texan_Bulldog March 25, 2011 at 8:45 pm

I'm just waiting for Haley to call Barry 'boy'….it's ingrained in him so it's bound to slip out eventually.

comrad_darkness March 25, 2011 at 10:18 pm

"That One" wasn't good enough for you, eh?

genxr March 25, 2011 at 5:36 pm

He's going to be 180 degrees different. For example, Obama thinks it should be illegal to shoot abortion doctors…

jus_wonderin March 25, 2011 at 5:40 pm

That photo looks a lot like that guy that stars in "$h*! My Politician Says"

pinkocommi March 25, 2011 at 5:40 pm

They love babies so much, it's as if it is a sin to not be having sex every minute of every day. It's like those of us lucky enough to have jobs should quit them and then we all could spend our entire lives in a giant orgy…. Hey, that's not such a bad idea.

comrad_darkness March 25, 2011 at 5:41 pm

God clearly hates Haley Barbour or He would have given him a uterus so he could make all the zygotes and fetuses for his own self. Alas, he will be bitter and hateful forever instead. Amen.

__kth__ March 25, 2011 at 5:46 pm

Jimmy Swaggart tears

jus_wonderin March 25, 2011 at 5:47 pm

Bettty Ford Eyes?

GOPCrusher March 25, 2011 at 5:46 pm

Is Haley trying to convince us now, that Martin Luther King Jr., Jesse Jackson, etc. were actually marching for fetus equal rights?

FraAnima March 25, 2011 at 6:28 pm

Of course Obama "is doing everything he can to increase abortion while he’s in office." He needs a constant supply of aborted baby blood to quench his satanic thirst. Duh.

Bluestatelibel March 25, 2011 at 6:29 pm

Look, the poor guy is clearly 9 months pregnant (with twins by the looks of it); allow him to get a little emotional now and then.

neiltheblaze March 25, 2011 at 6:32 pm

Well, the water works schtick worked so well for John Boehner, no? Actually – no it didn't. Never mind.

Redhead March 25, 2011 at 6:36 pm

I think these people care SO much about six-week old fetuses with absolutely no chance of surviving outside the mom, if they're even big enough to be seen at that point, because they know the fetuses won't vote against them.

DahBoner March 25, 2011 at 7:03 pm

TAX TIP:

I wonder if Haley Barber has ever had a abortion?

If so, I hope he saved the receipt.

I hear they are tax-deductible.

You know how Republicans love to save money on their taxes!

MrFizzy March 26, 2011 at 4:12 pm

I imagine the citizens of Mississippi are real happy paying his medical bills every year.

MetroVaquero March 25, 2011 at 9:34 pm

Even Muslims hate the Muslim-in-Chief.
http://www.breitbart.tv/obama-effigy-beaten-by-sr

SorosBot March 25, 2011 at 9:48 pm

Hey racist shit-for-brains motherfucker, Obama is not a Muslim and that reich-wing meme is one of the most racist things out there.

Also, good job making a point by linking to Breitbart, a known constant liar. Has he apologized for what he did to ACORN yet?

comrad_darkness March 25, 2011 at 10:13 pm

Hey, poors don't deserve no help with their taxes and landlords. That's some commie shit, that.

tessiee March 25, 2011 at 9:47 pm

Yeah, but then he ate them all himself, so you can't really give him *too* much credit for that.

trondant March 27, 2011 at 9:30 pm

Well, eating the homeless is one way to reduce homelessness.

tessiee April 9, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Ha! And also, ew!

tessiee March 25, 2011 at 9:57 pm

“Give the fetus some medicine! Put a pretty little dress on it! She’ll be fine! Just fine!”

Didn't Santorum actually do that?

Dudleydidwrong March 27, 2011 at 12:13 pm
comrad_darkness March 25, 2011 at 10:20 pm

Oh, and Haley, darling. Gluttony is a sin, bitch.

SudsMcKenzie March 25, 2011 at 10:23 pm

So, they are going over the diagram when the General Lee jumps over Star Jones?

gurukalehuru March 26, 2011 at 3:35 am

This crying stuff has to stop. Now, they're doing it on purpose.

aqua_buddha March 26, 2011 at 2:00 pm

True. We would be an international laughingstock.
What next, an arrogant, illiterate son of a president that can't put a sentence together on his own, or pronounce what's on the teleprompter without smirking ?
Oh, right.

Fuck Toad March 26, 2011 at 4:09 pm

“After an abortion in Chicago,” he said, pausing to collect himself, “the medical personnel are not able to save the life of a child."

You lying fuck, you can't even stick to Jill Stanek levels of dishonesty. The party line is "In Chicago, babies born alive after an attempted abortion can just get chucked in the supply closet!" not "In Chicago, babies born alive after an attempted abortion must get chucked in the supply closet!'

MrFizzy March 26, 2011 at 4:11 pm

He's storing a baby in each cheek, in case it gets late and there's no Cracker Barrel around.

rocktonsam March 26, 2011 at 5:33 pm

Palin/Barbour 2012

TITZ AND AZZ

UpfistFairy March 27, 2011 at 11:32 am

I'd call this guy a piece of shit, but my shit is far less racist and ignorant.

PublicLuxury March 27, 2011 at 7:24 pm

How many children does Haley Barbour have?

PublicLuxury March 27, 2011 at 7:27 pm

And this human piece of dung is going to tell me how to live my life and what I can or cannot do with my uterus and what and who I can do in my bedroom. Small government? Indeed. Just big enough to fit in my WoooHooo. Fuck off, Haley the Barbarian

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