“MONKEY MIND OBAMA THE GREAT SATAN, AND THE CHANGE HE PROMISED YOU.” A sentence for the ages. While it stays true to the viewer’s spelling and grammar expectations, this vehicle switches up the art form by being a camper rather than a pickup truck, and we can safely say it has some refreshing new ideas in the small print we’ve never seen plastered on one of these before. “OBAMA HAS BOOSE PARTY’S EVERY OTHER DAY AT THE WHITE HOUSE, GIVEING EVERY-ONE $150 STEAKS (IMPORTED) TO EAT,” America’s most trusted journalist, the old rusted-out camper, reports.
This camper would be good if it only had the “THE RIGHT TO BARE ARMS AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT” sign. Give me tank top or give me death indeed. But it really goes above and beyond the call of duty.
There’s the gall to call our black president a monkey with no intelligence while every other word on this vehicle is misspelled:
Some say God loves man, the being he created in his own image, most of all. But more blessed are the UFOs, which are cool as fuck.
TEN MILLION DOLLORS? OF OUR TAX MONEY? ON BOOSE AND STEAKS? Actually, that seems like a pretty good and American way to spend it.
This may be the masterpiece to which all future Teabagger vehicles are compared. Sheer excellence. ["CptTripps23" on Reddit]
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Quick Poll: How many hooker's heads do you think are stored in the minifridge in the camper part of that truck?
666
All of them, Serolf.
Trick question. They're not in the minifridge, they're in the barrel of lye.
The correct answer, is of course, all of them.
What do you wanna bet that there are shit stains on the driver's seat and the whole camper smells of stale beer and urine?
Yeah, real Mericun beer!
Budweiser or Coors?
Pabst Blue Ribbon–doesn't get more trailer trash than that.
Keystone Light (so you can drink a 12-pack a day)
Well who else is gonna blow the money?
HA!!! None. He keeps their vaginas.
However many heads Rob Zombie wrote in the script.
Slightly off-topic, my husband measures a car's trunk space as a function of how many dead hookers could fit inside it.
I don't even want to imagine what the inside of that camper looks like.
Or smells like.
Mmm. Smell the racial transcendence!
Betcha $1000 it's NASCAR themed!
A Dale Earnhardt Shrine dominates the back wall.
2/18 NEVA FORGET!
Yeah, I'm thinking of that one episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force where they meet that onion / spider monster guy, and they tell him that, for a monster, he isn't really very scary. And then he invites them to visit him up in the attic.
And to think, all those years they were just throwing away Willie Nelson's mail.
lots of Burger King bags betcha
Just imagine the cold crimes that could be closed with a thorough DNA analysis. I think I'm kidding, but I'm not sure. Brr.
He's obsessed with the monkey mind because it smells like a monkey house inside.
I think he got a prion disesease from eating monkeys' minds.
Mobile insanity.
Proving once again that being right wing is a mental illness unto itself.
Bonus points if this was parked at the creationist museum.
I see a Burger King sign… so same thing, really.
Parked in front of a Burger King. Surprise, surprise!
The camper author meant "BOSE" party. You know how those jungle people love their thumping base rhythms.
Fixated.
They're not booing you sir, they're saying, "Boooo-se."
"Theres (sic) your proof." Well, case closed.
That thing is riding awfully low. I suspect a hoarder. Of stoopid.
Those scooters are pretty heavy..
As are dead hookers… enough of 'em. They really stack up.
I was thinking Rent Boys as well. But then realized that's probably out of their price range since they appear to still be entry-level Wingers.
Time to bump up the lithium prescription and buy a dictionary at the next flea market.
E.T. was squat, out of shape, always eating junk food, had poor command of the English language and was hauled around in a makeshift personal mobility device. Sure sounds like a Tea Party member.
Eh, it's still better written than Angle's book.
Probably was cheaper to self-publish too, also.
This has got to be a librul "false flag", right? RIGHT?!!
Sure, the tell is that the $150 steaks are imported.
From Japan?
AH HA!!!!
Has to be. That's a Toyota.
It's a Dolphin camper too boot! My father, the cheapest of the Scots, had one because it was the cheapest camper in So Cal.
Not a librul false flag operation: No liberal would ever misspell the word "booze." In fact, no red-blooded American would misspell "booze." Aliens, do you think?
Isn't that Michele Bachmann's campaign bus?
Yup. The Crazy Talk Express.
Who wouldn't want to party every other day with Terry Boose?
Loose boose parties for everyone!
I was thinking Dorian Boose, former NFL defensive lineman http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/nfl/pla...
that is one scary looking morn, can I assume he's a Rpeig since there's a big flag behind him on his web site? (dey luvs da flag!) here's a message I sent to him…'r u a commie cuz yer yard signs is RED jus lik the commies and evn has a RED star lik the commies used…and u look lik a commie too wit da big head and beady eyes and stoopid grin on yer face' (well I thought it was funny, but I'm drunk, also too)
Needs more apostrophes!
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"Needs moar apostrophe's," you surely meant to say.
(Insert obligatory reference to the Ankh-Morpork Guild of Greengrocer's here)
Oh, 教授 Z, thank you for brightening another day that our dear Wonkette diligently tries to ruin by reminding us how much ugly/stupid there is in this world.
"As they say in Discworld, we are trying to unravel the Mighty Infinite using a language which was designed to tell one another where the fresh fruit was."
–Sir Terry Pratchett
He did all that shit to try and improve the blue book value of his camper.
UFOs = Angels in the Bible = Orbs.
Just try to refudiate this, Jack. You can't!!!
~
The UFOs are angels? The guy must be a Babylon 5 fan.
Show me on the doll where the Vorlons touched you.
All of them, Katie.
Lyta Alexander in a very special episode of "Touched by a Vorlon".
"The right to bare arms against the government"
Wait–I thought they hated FLOTUS's beautiful bare arms.
Beat me to it.
It's about wife-beater shirts.
The wingnuts are always quoting that, but out of context, which I find really annoying. Yes, we have a 2nd amendment right to bare arms, i.e., wear tank tops, but not if you have lots of nasty hair all over your back shoulders. Then it becomes an obligation.
She has bear arms.
The camper owner is just trying to be fair and balanced by complementing Michelle's style sense.
(AVERAGE)
Well, I for one did not take this camper seriously until it demonstrated its mastery of one of the harder concepts covered in fourth-grade math.
Dad, it't time to get back to the home, you only have a day-pass and tonight's meatloaf and brussel sprouts night!
Where's the bumper sticker that says, "I'm insane and I operate motor vehicles on America's highways."
I don't think that motor vehicle has operated for a long time.
DAMMIT. Then how will I know if it's stopped on the side of the road on Sunday?
Under the one bragging about how well it's child is doing in school, no doubt.
Hundred bucks to a Krispy Kreme donut says that if his bumper sticker references school at all, it's "My child beat up your honor student".
Beat me to it by 7 hours.
Ha ha! Child? School?
You crack me up.
Oh, someone like this probably has children, and works for a job where he gets paid under the table to avoid having to send child support to his ex-wife, who he calls "that bitch".
I'm thinking this person has been out of the workforce for a long time now, and is bitter about having to live in this shitty mini-RV for the rest of his(I assume it's a he) life. I know I am.
I don't think so. There's no reference to the judge who ordered the support on the side of the RV. That's your first clue, there!
Maybe the camper has a point. If this thing is on the road and being driven by a licensed driver, the system is clearly broken.
America's SOCIALIST highways
"How's my ranting?"
You owe me a new keyboard.
All of them, Stever.
Please tell me why this person is allowed to drive? I think a mental evaluation is in order before this person is allowed to drive any longer.
Bachmann/Rusty Camper 2012!
Actually, the more presidential candidate shld be at the top of the ticket and the mindless attack-dog shld be below.
Boose/Squirrel 2012!
As long as he doesn't bare his entire body against the government, I should be able to keep my boose down.
The medium he used (bond paper with taped-on clear plastic weatherproofing?) doesn't look very secure. I can't imagine that thing being able to go over about 20 mph without the wind just flat tearing all that shit off.
That's why he's conveniently parked in front of the Burger King. Trust me, that vehicle's going nowhere.
I can't believe there's no vandalism. Sure, you might risk taking a bullet but wouldn't you put a matching "Hey kids, there's candy in here!" sticker up?
My luck. I will be driving beside him when it shears off and it gets plastered on my vehicle and fellow Obama likers flip me off or try to drive me into the curb.
You would think that Glenn Beck could afford something nicer to drive.
Meh. Needs moar "nigga please."
Just don't make eye contact at a stoplight.
Looks like Walter and Jesse have gotten back to basics (and sampling the product) since the last season of "Breaking Bad."
Obama needs to explain the purpose behind thse every-other-day (average) $150 steak and boose parties in a way that America can understand. Oh, and Libya.
Also, he should invite me to at least one steak and boose party per week.
"Why was I not invited?" /Dale Gribble/
Another sign of the apocalyptic devolution of the USA.
Yeah it was inevitable, whaddaya gonna do?
we're all devo.
Despite all that incoherent paranoia, he still managed to save some room for racism
They always do.
There's always room for jello….and racism.
Tell ya what, an 8 dollar ribeye from down the HEB cooked up on the grill out back tastes pretty fucking awesome. How good could a $150 steak taste? Mmmmm.
You can't spell Texas, or "imported steak and boose party every other day" without HEB.
Love me some HEB. Herbert E. Butts rocks…or his stores do, except when the Trigs they hire to sack groceries put my bread under the six pack of cokes.
Actually, the founder (Howard, not Herbert…) was a bit of a fundy, and they didn't start selling beer and wine until after the old man died back in the late 70's. Fortunately, Charles is a little more forward thinking.
Oops…thought it was Herbert for some reason. I guess Charles figured out he'd actually like to make some money.
like victory.
HEB steak and shrimp – now that's good eatin. If we could just get the Legislature to lossen up assinine Texas liquor laws, I could pick up all my food and boose in one stop.
It cost James O'Keefe $50,000 to decorate this camper. Wont you help the cause with a donation today?
At least he recognizes Michelle's right to bare arms.
Frankfort? dollors? boose? giveing? theres?… I need a better dictionary!
Frankfort is the capital of Kentucky. 'Nuff said.
LOLSpeak gone bad. Very bad.
I know the internet doesn't smell. But I can smell that. I really can. And it's wholly unpleasant.
It was probably a lot more "fresh" smelling back before the holding tank and the shitter froze a couple of years back. Now he has that Home Depot orange bucket that he empties every week, even if it don't need it.
He's missing his "Obama is morally weak" sticker.
Except he/she/it/they would spell it "moraly week."
Hey, how much you want to bet that thing spends all day parked at the library while our troll is inside downfisting us.
MYSTERY SOLVED
I do like the Arial Psycho font.
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
It's like a stream of consciousness-deranged/hick/racest Ulysses on a RV.
This is a pot of snark gold. FIST UPS JACK!!!
Barry's a member of the Frankfurt School? Sheesh, if only.
No, the FrankFORT School of …….. (fill in the blank).
Theodor W. Adorno – secret Muslin.
This camper needs its very own website, not just a post on Wonkette.
Actually I think it needs to be a topic of study for a Psych 101 class; there's at least a full semester's worth of analyzing on this baby. And it'd be a lot more entertaining than looking at ink blots!
I imagine it with neon green type against a black background, with a flashing and moving neon pink banner at the type, styled like geocities circa '98.
I'd piss on that thing but I wouldn't want to improve it.
Sadly, as an East Tennessean these are the kind of deranged rantings that I am on the receiving end of at gas stations and standing in lines everywhere…
feels bad man
Wait. You mean they talk about something other than Bruce Pearl's firing?
there was a tin foil covered rv i used to see in Texas. same guy also had a Colt with bible quotes painted all over it.
This is what the Palin Tour Bus is gonna look like in 5 years.
Isn't that a Toyota (i.e. furrin-made) pickup chassis groaning under the weight of all that verbiage accusing Obamar of serving imported steaks at WH dinners? Honest to Jeebus, racists: try to be consistent. It makes you seem a lot less crazy, although that may not be possible in this instance.
Right after 9/11 I pulled up behind a pick-up with a dandy pair of stickers. "God Bless America" and "Kill them all, let God sort them out". It was on a Toyota truck. That was the moment I knew we had entered a whole new world of hypocritical foaming at the mouth insanity. Made me appreciate the old straightforward, puritanical kind, I have to say.
Consistency is foreign to conservatives. Same as morals and logic.
I guess in another generation or two, there will be an entire class of Americans who just use the possesive "S" on pretty much any old word they friggin want to, and it will be accepted as formal writing in TX and GA schools.
Your just a grammer nazi. You "need" to loose your bad attitude. Their is NO reason to be SO mean. If people want to spell thing's different, I say Here, Here!
If loving good grammar is wrong, I don’t want to be right!
That is unholy.
That sucker's on a Toyota chassis: underpowered, overweight, guaranteed to break every bearing in the rear axle and end in a cloud of rust. Sounds like the perfect Tea Party vehicle to me. The signs cover the holes in the sides but to become perfect it needs more duct tape. Then it'll be enshrined in the RV Hall of Fame in Indiana.
I recognize that van! I see the Agent Orange finally infiltrated the rest of my old friend's brain.
More evidence that you can be completely insane and still possess a dangerous weapon, an RV. I'll be the cops think twice before pulling this guy over because of his right to bare arms.
Deny my right to bare arms? They'll take my tank top away when they pry it from my cold dead hands.
They've mocked Michelle Obama's right to bare arms too, I seem to recall.
$10 million on boose and steaks beats the hell out of $10 million on Tomahawk missles used to blow the shit out of anything we think worthy of such treatment. I want in on the boose partaaaayyyyyysssss.
Hmmm, let's do the math (even though Barbie says its hard). $10 big ones at $150 is
(pause)
66,666.6666666666666… steaks! (worse, the 666's go on forever).
What further proof does anyone need that Obama is a gorilla communist AntiChrist?
If he feels this way about Obama he must REALLY hate Republikans' unashamed destructive ways and general assholishness. I bet he's got an entire trailer park covered with his observations about them.
Remember in the 1980s when Reagan cut off funding for mental health and the patients were let out on the street to become homeless?
I'm glad to see at least one saved up enough money for a house on wheels.
He saved it by only eating ketchup.
On the Road with the Three Joe's.
Needz moar stubble.
Pass the boose. Make mine a dubble.
I giggled alowed.
mee to
"Whatcha got goin' this weekend, Clem?"
"Weeeellll, gotta unclog the downstairs toilet, cut the yard, and paste a bunch of facts about the present state of the nation on the RV. Wanna come on over and help out, Merle?"
Obama blows money? Kinkay!
It is endlessly fascinating to me that the President's most virulent haters and detractors relish the idea that he has been unable to effect promised change. Shouldn't they be cheering this failure, rather than heaping further criticism?
It would be like saying "I hate the Yankees, they were such assholes for not winning the World Series. GO SOX!"
It's the back log of Sarah Palin's twats on a rusty camper.
Old rusted-out camper is this generation's Walter Cronkite.
I think Crispin Glover's character from The River's Edge lives here….
…And to this day, the McDonald's scattered across the interstates in the Heartland wonder where their letters went……
You mean like the notorious missing "G" in "ANGUS BURGER"?
I remember many times transposing "PERMS" into another classic declarative.
I think this camper may belong to Dr. Bronner's evil twin.
buwahahahahaha!
Thanks for the wake up spite take this morning.
But they're NOT racists. Nope.
Why so sensitive? Why does every monkey analogy lead people to pull out the race card? Why does every invocation of blubber-lipped watermelon-lovin' bone-in-the-nose Mandingo-dicked strutting pimps lead to cries or "racism?"
You left out the entirely baseless accusations of Obama as profligate rapper holding "Boose" parties with top-shelf alcohol and $150 steaks all because of government handouts.
UFOs for Jebus?
*walks slowly over to wall and starts banging his head*
Worst psychedelic freakout bus EVER.
Ken Kesey is spinning in his grave.
Anyone else hear Dueling Banjos?
Sharron Angle's book tour is ready to HIT THE ROAD! The excerpts all over the sides are a nice touch.
I personally would to thank said insane individual. Giving early warning signs to drive or walk on opposite side of street is very considerate of them.
I want Obama to meet this person, shake his hand, have a beer with him, and then clock him with a Presidential 2×4.
A Presidential 2×4? I missed that in the White House gift shop!
soaked in motor oil for a few weeks
There's an awful lot of warning lights around the bottom edges of that camper. Do you think they've become self-aware and now migrate, moth-like, to focal points like this?
The imported steaks really piss me off!
Complaining about Imported steaks?
Where do you think the fuckin' "meat" at Burger King comes from dickwad? Omaha?
Idiocracy is a comin'… save up your Brawndo!
Considerate of the camper author to throw in the UFO references for anyone who thought the guy was just a normal deranged racist fuck and not a criminally insane maniac.
much like our early ancestors must have wondered upon discovering a root vegetable, do you attack it, eat it or pray to it?
Seriously we have this discussion when we cut up vegetables for our local shelter. I mean, how did someone decide to eat a rutabaga- or not a root- HOW did the first person decide to eat an artichoke?
One guess: starvation.
starving so took a chance
Black President = Total Mental Breakdown for that 20% of the population. You know which 20%. The pigfuckers.
Actually, they've moved on to horse-fucking now. At least in South Carolina. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33621048/ns/us_news-w...
Sad to see Lone Starr and Barf become crazed teabagger olds.
Q: Where do you park a camper like that?
A: At the KKK Campground!!!
If it breaks down, call triple-K!
OT
The Wisconsin Rethugs are using FOI laws to go after a UW prof for positing that there might be an ever so small link between the Cheesy GOPee's recent legislation, and that of other Rethug legislatures, and the American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC). Who ever would have imagined that the GOPee would have an ALEC in their closet. Does the absence of Rethug alacrity to this disclosure mean something? Does ALEC have a wider stance than is generally known? Gasp!
Is this the new Briebart format? BigNigger ? Content looks the same.
Well, AT LEAST he didn't use Comic Sans.
Update: Isn't this just some plagerized speech of Momars?????
This guy is using my dissertation without properly citing me.
Hay, wut wood thes giez shopeen lyst luke lyk?
There's more crazy per square inch on that camper than I encounter in a month.
$150 steaks…imported? No shit sherlock. MONKEY OBAMA IS IN COHOOTS WITH THE SOCAILIST COW FARMERS AND DOPING CHEAP MEAT WITH CARSINIGINS.
Sigh…everyone needs a hobby, I guess. I do like the reflectors glued on along the bottom…for safety! Yellow for "Caution: Crazy driver on-board"
What kind of Muslim spends 10 million dollors (sic) on boose parties? Obama is a bad bad Muslim.
Yeah and is the meat Hallal?
This gal's a flasher – I'm pretty sure that's what the "bare arms" code is about….oh, and I like boose….I'm going to have some now, with Coke…..yum…..but what I really want to know is – did the resale value on this POS camper go up or down due to the signs…?…and do they drive these things in outer space….
Boose, that's a boar wrapped in a moose right? Sorta like turducken.
Snark aside, this piece of shit has been wandering around Capitol Hill for years. I look forward to seeing it as I take all of my spiritual guidance from its message board.
Hey it's just as likely to be right as any church around here.
I'm fairly sure that Burger King does not offer a DepoProvera value meal.
What a damn shame.
This RV makes some pretty good points, I would like to sit down with its owner and discuss them while we share Burger King's new Deep-Fried Double Jalapeno Bacon Cheddar Whopper w/ Gravy and a Diet Coke.
written like a ransom note
I think the owner of this van likes to eat white kasuls, stuf for spaghtti, and cakes we like.
That truck was picked up cheap at Satan's repo lot.
I thought he promised me an ORANGE. Now I'm disappointed.
yes!
If I had a dollar for every camper or van decorated like this that I ran across in Post Falls and Coueur d'Alene, Idaho over the past few years, I'd be a rich man. At least $5 richer. At least this one didn't apply his message in spray paint and hooker blood.
Whoever drives that thing probably still has the first hooker he ever killed. In the fridge.
On edit, I can see someone's already made that joke. I think I need to up my meth intake if I'm going to keep up here.
No, not in Idaho! I call bullshit. Pics or GTFO.
I really should have kept a better photo journal of my adventures in N. Idaho. 5 years, and all I took were pictures of moose, lakes, trees and snow rather than the plethora of rape vans decorated with scripture and doomsday messages, and my meth-addled next-door neighbor taking her morning piss on the steps of her trailer. You haven't lived until you've watched a 300# ex(?)-meth addict stumble outside in only a t-shirt and proceed to squat and smile at traffic.
The one time I passed through there it was absolutely beautiful, except for when we'd stop for gas. Then it became very uncomfortable and somewhat terrifying as in "I have a pink mohawk and these people are not cool with that."
It's almost as if exposures to high levels of lead, radon and heavy metals aren't healthy for brain function . . . although the lead and metals do make for some beautiful lakes.
Today we are all BOOSE AND STEAKS parties.
First nice day, that's what I'm doing. Haul out the charcoal, tap a keg. Fuck it all.
You're all invited too. Just bring your own reusable beer cup, we don't get with that plastic disposable shit.
I think that you should commit to having said party EVERY OTHER DAY (AVERAGE) once it gets nice out.
This lettering would have looked much cooler on his mobility scooter.
Not a single word in praise of Bristol? What kind of paranoid schizophrenic is he?
That's the lamestream media for ya.
Sure, wear them outside your pants!
Barry, never mind getting me a job, or closing Gitmo or even getting me a pony. If I can just go to your party and eat one of them $125 steaks and drink all the BOSE I can handle…In return, we can discuss what the definition of "is… is"
$arah Palin's twatters if she was allowed more than 144 characters
I think he has a point.
If'n royal tees dint sound so ferign, I'd want 'em fer this pitcher of mah house.
Where is this!?!? I saw this very same camper late last summer in a Safeway parking lot in Laramie, Wyo. Crazy gets around, apparently.
And you survived? Wow man, you must have seen some fucked up shit. ETA: in Wyoming, I guessed it in my post below.
I am pretty sure that TO BARE ARMS AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT is commonly called treason.
Excellent point. I was so bemused by the spelling I failed to notice he was advocating treason, which he seems to believe is an option, nay, a right, guaranteed by the Constitution.
I'm just guessing, but did you take this picture Thursday in Montara, CA?
"America’s most trusted journalist, the old rusted-out camper, reports. "
For that alone, I salute you Mr. Stuef.
That kind of crazy really needs to be posted in comic sans.
Who'd bet even ten bucks the owner has a less than 40-inch waist…?
Upside: Think of how that will jump start the economy, what with all those 'Tail-Ready Pants' we'll have to buy.
TRAFFIC STOP SLAVERY!!!1!!
I swear I've seen that thing here in Independence, Mo. (Kansas City 'burb) last summer. So either this dude gets around, or the crazy is spreading.
Think of how electing a black guy to the White House has made so many people lose their fucking minds. Now — just imagine it was a black lesbian.
That could be enough for us to finally reach Peak Wingnut.
On the plus side, he never has to hunt for his vehicle in a mall parking lot.
That right there is not a happy camper.
(Adding: Nor am I for having been the first to mention it.)
You know if Sarah had won, there would be MOOSE parties going on instead.
Yes, President Obama is a Marxist and a Communist.
/sighs
It is not even worth pointing out all the logical inconsistencies of the teatard crowd anymore.
Anyone want to start a pool on when this one gets busted for "loitering" outside a truck stop or rest area toilet?
It's all fun and games until you remember that the owner of this is allowed to own a gun (let alone a driver's license) in Arizona.
Well, I, for one, am now pissed. If the president is spending my hard-earned tax dollors on frequent boose parties, they damn well had better be a fair sight above average.
HUSSEIN BORN IN KENYA IN DECEMBER, 1963 (OH, WHAT A NIGHT). NOW MONKEY MIND OBAMA WILL FACE GOD’S WRATH DO TO HIS PRIDE (IN THE NAME OF LOVE). HE SPEND TAX DOLLORS ON BOOSE AND EXPENSIVE NORWEIGIAN WOOD (THIS BIRD HAS FLOWN)! MERCY MERCY ME (THE ECOLOGY), HANDS OFF MY MONEY (THAT'S WHAT I WANT)! TO HELP CLEAN UP THE MESS OF THE GOV. WE MUST CALL ON LADY LIBERTY, MY LIVING LOVING MAID (SHE’S JUST A WOMAN), WHO I KNOW REALLY IS JUDY IN DISGUISE (WITH GLASSES). OH JUDY I AM CRAZY FOR YOU (BUT NOT THAT CRAZY), AND SOON YOU AND I WILL GREET THE UFO’S IN OUR (THE ANGELS WANT TO WEAR MY) RED SHOES AND (THEY MUST HAVE MADE IT WITH THEIR) HATS. IT WILL BE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT (AND I FEEL FINE).
One more reason to keep you doors locked and stay armed at all times.
40 out of 44 Presidents of the United States have had boose parties at the White House. They only exceptions were Harding, Coolidge and Hoover, on account of it being actually illegal at the time, and the poor emasculated Rutherford B. Hayes, who only got one term and that was quite likely due to the unpopularity of his shrieking shrew of a wife, Lemonade Lucy Hayes, among the drinking classes.
Andy Jackson's inauguration was basically a big, fucking drunken orgy on the White House Lawn and they say that JFK had some humdingers, too.
I didn't know they made magnetic poetry tiles that big.
He means Lil' Boosie, right? I really hope he means Lil' Boosie. That would be awesome.
He meant Lil Boosie parties:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H0fy73jQaI
6'3.5" INVISIBLE RABBIT'S, ARE THE ANGEL'S' IN, THE, BIBLE.
6'3.5" INVISIBLE RABBIT'S, DID ALL THE MIR'ACLE'S IN THE B'IBLE'.
DONKEY KONG OBAMA THROW'S BARRELS OF BOOSE AT AMERICAN'S WHO TRY TO "HAMMER" HIM FOR KIDNAPPING WHITE WOMEN.
Luxury ArVee? $175 Magic Markers? $1.99 Being crazier than a bag of bees? Priceless.
Srsly, or his ham, or his sausage…
Is this one of those cool intertoob apps where you can write stupid shit and it appears to be really in the photo, like on a church sign? Awesome!
Silly me, I thought that the whole all capital letters and misspelled words was a product of the internet age. Never crossed my mind that these folks practiced this distinctly All-American form of creative writing on their mobile homes, BEFORE they post it on blogs. Guess I didn't spend enough time in fly over country.
Diagnosis: colloidal silver pills swapped with mercury.
RX: Needs Blingee Therapy, stat!
It's sad. That camper was once new and driven with pride to America's Park and Eats. Now, a little older and not as cute, it is abused, neglected and poorly fed with low octanes Sun gasoline and oil by the gallon jugs from WalMart.
Won't you give just five dollars to rescue this once young and spirited camper. It deserves no less in it's declining years.
This gent is a graduate of the Merrycan Noyes School of excellence??
At least we can take solace in the fact that we truly do have 'crazy' on the run
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this guy is on the barter system.
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