THE FORGETABLES  3:21 pm March 24, 2011

‘An Evening With the Joe’s’: History’s Greatest GOP Meeting of Minds

by Jack Stuef

Ewj. Ewj ewj ewj.Tonight, history will be made. “Join the launch of the historic effort to Defeat Barack Obama with America’s most influential and conservative ‘Joe’s’ at the pre-launch party,” says the invitation. “No,” you’re thinking to yourself. “But — it’s impossible, right? They can’t get all three.” OH, BUT THEY CAN. The Tea Party Express’ Our Country Deserves Better PAC is pulling out all the stops and apostrophes for “An Evening With the Joe’s,” featuring Joe Miller, Joe the Plumber, and Sheriff Joe Arpaio. (Apparently McCarthy couldn’t make it.) And according to an e-mail sent out by the Tea Party Express’ Joe Wierzbicki (WE SEE WHAT’S GOING ON HERE!), the librul news media have been mocking them for this event and its “pack of losers,” so if you don’t show up to it Obama will be elected. Is that what you want?

Yesterday we told you about the exciting effort by three leading conservatives (Sheriff Joe Arpaio, “Joe The Plumber,” and Republican Senate nominee Joe Miller) to raise $35,000 for The Campaign to Defeat Barack Obama.

As we were telling you about this, the news media was mocking us, calling these people a pack of losers, and predicting our efforts would fail. Please don’t allow these liberal skeptics to be proven right.

Mocking them? Who could ever mock these individuals? Sheriff Joe Arpaio is inspiring for the sheer inanity and banality of his bigotry. You don’t have to be anything special to make a career out of hating Mexicans! Joe the Plumber is inspiring for his perseverance, picking up from each small-market infomercial or conservative webcast he is fired from and moving on to the next one with the strength of an idiot who couldn’t even get himself a real plumbing job in the first place. And Joe Miller is inspiring for being on Twitter, talking shit about Lisa Murkowski, as if he will ever have a shot to take that job he literally said he was measuring the drapes for. Yes, these “Joe’s” are great minds, the leaders of tomorrow.

We hope they have good security, as this must be the biggest terrorist target in human history. America’s only hope is gathering at a place Google says is called “TNT Archery,” and if something were to happen, freedom itself, not just these men’s rising careers, would die. [Our Country Deserves Better via Gawker]

 
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JoshuaNorton March 24, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Maybe Rand Paul can get Joe the Plumber to fix his toilet that the government broke.

jus_wonderin March 24, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Is this preceded by "A Morning with the Hoes"?

Gopherit March 24, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Featuring Palin, Bachmann and O'Donnell?

arcane_allusion March 24, 2011 at 4:24 pm

No silly. The Hoes go later.

You always put Joes before Hoes.

horsedreamer_1 March 24, 2011 at 4:33 pm

Unrelatedly, I always found the application of "bros before hoes", on the part of friends of the time when such phrasal usage was chic, to be wrong-headed. To suggest, when given the choice of doing something with a group of (male) friends & doing something (something) with a girlfriend, doing something with the males, neglecting the relationship with the dame — preposterous.

ManchuCandidate March 24, 2011 at 3:23 pm

All American Zeroes.

nounverb911 March 24, 2011 at 3:25 pm

What about Joe Lieberman? Or Joe Stalin?

poncho_pilot March 24, 2011 at 4:07 pm

or Joe Mama?

sorry.

BarryOPotter March 24, 2011 at 4:20 pm

*burn….!*

badseeds March 24, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Or Joe's Besser and Goebbles?

themcwow March 24, 2011 at 5:24 pm

or Joe the husband of Mary.

trampndirtdown March 25, 2011 at 1:08 am

Piscipo's a douche why not let him in hmmm?

Tengu March 24, 2011 at 3:25 pm

(No Yusefs allowed)

TanzbodenKoenig March 24, 2011 at 3:25 pm

I wonder if Joe Miller is going to elucidate on his relationship with Alaska's finest – our newest homegrown right wing extremist terrorist Schaeffer Cox (Kochs?)

PublicLuxury March 24, 2011 at 3:26 pm

Will the 'Joes' participate in the recommended circle jerk?

Tommmcatt March 24, 2011 at 3:50 pm

And who will eat the biscuit, I wonder?

PublicLuxury March 24, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Bristle Palin… Willow Palin. It has to be a Palin. The Palin women love biscuits.

poncho_pilot March 24, 2011 at 4:09 pm

Lindsey Graham.

horsedreamer_1 March 24, 2011 at 4:34 pm

Well, I'll be! Skeet on a cracker! This is deeelicious.

smokefilledroommate March 24, 2011 at 5:22 pm

Dontcha mean 'circle joerk'?

SorosBot March 24, 2011 at 3:26 pm

Funny that "America's most influential and conservative 'Joe's' [sic]" are two guys with no influence whatsoever and one who only has influence in the one county where he enforces his fascistic, illegal version of law enforcement.

Come here a minute March 24, 2011 at 3:27 pm

Very appropriate to spell the headline tag "unforgetables," like vegetables.

Cicada March 24, 2011 at 3:27 pm

First they mocked the teatards, and I said nothing because…well, because it was really funny.

PublicLuxury March 24, 2011 at 3:27 pm

Needs moar pubic hair and Coke and pole dancing.

zhubajie March 24, 2011 at 7:41 pm

Pole smoking?

PublicLuxury March 24, 2011 at 3:28 pm

It needs a Palin. Where's Tawd 'Joe' Palin?

Gleem_McShineys March 24, 2011 at 4:34 pm

Levi? "Three Men and a Baby Daddy"

NorthStarSpanx March 24, 2011 at 10:25 pm

If being a "Joe" was the same as being a "John" then Todd would fit the billing.

WhatTheHeck March 24, 2011 at 3:28 pm

A cup of Joe has more integrity than those three.

tiredalways March 24, 2011 at 3:45 pm

A cup of Joe has more intelligence than those three combined too, btw.

Extemporanus March 24, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Will The Three Joe's be singing "Nessun Dorma"?

WhatTheHeck March 24, 2011 at 4:12 pm

No. They’ll be singing Soft and Far Away.

SorosBot March 24, 2011 at 4:25 pm

They are going to show how tough and manly they are, with a medley including such hits as The Village People's Macho Man, Elton John's Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting, and Queen's We Are the Champions / We Will Rock You.

OneDollarJuana March 24, 2011 at 5:44 pm

"Hey, Joe. Where ya goin' with that gun in your hand?"

Not_So_Much March 24, 2011 at 6:27 pm

Even though there are no lyrics, they'll be warbling through 'Dueling Banjos'.

tessiee March 24, 2011 at 9:18 pm

Or possibly the Three Tenors?

BornInATrailer March 24, 2011 at 3:29 pm

Wait, this is real?

user-of-owls March 24, 2011 at 3:29 pm

Oh yeah, wingnuts!? Well we have our own "Evening With The Joes."

Joe "Uncle" Stalin,
Joe Chi Minh,
and Giuseppe "Joe" Pasotti.

How d'ya like them apples?!

Fare la Volpe March 24, 2011 at 3:30 pm

An Evening With the Joe’s

The Joe's what?

crybabyboehner March 24, 2011 at 3:33 pm

There you go again, picking on those poor homeschooled patriots.

Extemporanus March 24, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Nothing get's by la Volpe!

SorosBot March 24, 2011 at 4:15 pm

I think you mean poor homescholed patriot's.

trampndirtdown March 25, 2011 at 1:12 am

Oh Texas the gift that keeps on giving.

MissTaken March 24, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Plumbing snake?

ChurchofRealism March 24, 2011 at 4:00 pm

lack of moral clarity?

SorosBot March 24, 2011 at 4:00 pm

Racism?

Native_of_SL_UT March 24, 2011 at 4:07 pm

We have our Joe Biden and Jobama too. Beat that pair.

KenLayIsAlive March 24, 2011 at 4:07 pm

You don't want to noe's

WriteyWriterton March 24, 2011 at 4:13 pm

A+.

ChessieNefercat March 24, 2011 at 6:12 pm

"An Evening With the Joe’s
The Joe's what? "

Wait, wait, I know this one! Joe's shoe's, right?

Tawd's bin givin' out grammer lessons, also, too.

trampndirtdown March 25, 2011 at 1:14 am

O'Keefe had to pay $50,000 for Joe's shoe's.

SilverTsunami March 24, 2011 at 8:00 pm

"I am Joe's Spleen."

memzilla March 24, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Theme music for this event: "A Whiter Shade of Fail."

Fare la Volpe March 24, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Ugh, and you just know they're going to play Mellencamp all night too, never once actually listening to the lyrics. As usual.

ChessieNefercat March 24, 2011 at 6:14 pm

And Springsteen's Born in the USA, and the Guess Who's American Woman.
Dunces.

PalinPussyPower March 24, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Conservadumbs: Mixing Up Plural and Possessive Since 1950

arihaya March 25, 2011 at 2:02 am

Grammar has a well-known liberal bias

harry_palmer March 24, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Miller, Plumb-boy and Arpaiao = Joe the Loser, Joe the Schmoozer, and Joe the Abuser.

trondant March 24, 2011 at 4:40 pm

I read that in Jerri Blank's voice, in my head.

widestanceroman March 24, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Because the Evening with the Larry/Darylls worked out so well?

Also, needs more apostrophes.

crybabyboehner March 24, 2011 at 3:32 pm

Sloppy Joe was not available?

Extemporanus March 24, 2011 at 3:50 pm

NEEDZ MOAR MANWICH!

BarryOPotter March 24, 2011 at 5:14 pm

Sloppy Joe: "Fuck you! I have too much dignity for that shit…"

ChessieNefercat March 24, 2011 at 6:15 pm

I believe Sloppy Joe is actually any of 'em, all of 'em.

Not_So_Much March 24, 2011 at 6:29 pm

Isn't Miller a.k.a. 'Sloppy Seconds Joe'? Close enough.

HempDogbane March 24, 2011 at 10:10 pm

An Evening with Sloppy Joe's Buns.

DownFist Troll March 24, 2011 at 3:33 pm

That much mass of stupid can't exist in the same area, otherwise it will collapse in on itself and create a super blackhole of dumb.

poncho_pilot March 24, 2011 at 4:12 pm

yeah, but CPAC?

ChessieNefercat March 24, 2011 at 6:16 pm

Super whitehole of dumb. There, now they will think it is a compliment.

ringletwraith March 25, 2011 at 12:30 pm

Send them to Fukushima! That black hole will suck all that radioactive shiz right up.

jus_wonderin March 24, 2011 at 3:33 pm

What!!!??? Where the f@#k is Joe from The Facts of Life???? She could punch all three out.

mookwrthwilson March 24, 2011 at 3:34 pm

What about Joe Momma???

harry_palmer March 24, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Joe Mama wouldn't be caught dead with these tossers.

Hatrabbit March 24, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Nice to see Joe the Plumber still valiantly plumbing the depths of stupidity.

ChessieNefercat March 24, 2011 at 6:17 pm

Well the idiot faux plumber should plumb something.

AtlanticCapers March 24, 2011 at 3:35 pm

I hope they do Freebird.

weejee March 24, 2011 at 4:12 pm

and Sweet Home Spamerama

tessiee March 24, 2011 at 9:21 pm

*holds up lighter*
Stairway to Freebird!

OkieDokieDog March 24, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Hell NO to the Joe's!

"Political Event of the Year"??? lolololol

PresBeeblebrox March 24, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Joe goes in, Joe goes out. How dat happen?

JoshuaNorton March 24, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Give them time.

elviouslyqueer March 24, 2011 at 3:37 pm

There you have it, Amerikkka. The perfect trifecta of fail.

user-of-owls March 24, 2011 at 3:37 pm

Well isn't that precious. I just got not one, not two, but three bad fisties for my comment above. That's a first for me.

KenLayIsAlive March 24, 2011 at 4:08 pm

looks like someone figured out how to reset his browser.

ChessieNefercat March 24, 2011 at 6:19 pm

"Limeylizzie: Just upfisted you, my sweet."

Me too.

Not_So_Much March 24, 2011 at 6:32 pm

I'm jamming my fist up everyone on this string — figured our stalkers have mobilized their virtual HoveRounds to teach us all a lesson and make us cry salty pee-less tears tonight. (Jokes on them as most of us drink straight into blackout – ha!)

Gopherit March 24, 2011 at 3:38 pm

The Three "Joe's". A triumvirate or Teatard Fail.

Fare la Volpe March 24, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Yet.

Gopherit March 24, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Quick, a wonketteer has to go and throw pink underwear on the stage when Sheriff Joe comes on stage.

DownFist Troll March 24, 2011 at 3:56 pm

I nominate Stuef. Even interns deserve plum assignments now and again.

EdFlintstone March 24, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Tell Sheriff Joe and Miller to stop sucking off the government teat and then tell the plumber the toilet is backed up.

bloodandirony March 24, 2011 at 3:40 pm

I guess "two Joes, plus Sam Werzleberker" (sp?) didn't have quite the same ring to it?

Gopherit March 24, 2011 at 4:14 pm

That sounds like one of those bizarre and improbable sexual things you find on urbandictionary.

CapeClod March 24, 2011 at 3:40 pm

"As we were telling you about this, the news media was mocking us, calling these people a pack of losers, and predicting our efforts would fail. Please don’t allow these liberal skeptics to be proven right."

Shows a lot of self-doubt that they feel the need to say "Liberals will laugh at us if if this event turns into a turkey."

Losers don't run in packs. A grouping of them should be called a "Skulk."

jus_wonderin March 24, 2011 at 3:46 pm

"Packs" does point to a certain degree of focus. "Skulk" conjures the image of John McCain at any debate.

natoslug March 24, 2011 at 3:58 pm

A "Circle," as in a Circle of Jerks.

[redacted]hse March 24, 2011 at 6:12 pm

Could we call it a "Credible Target" for a predator drone?

tessiee March 24, 2011 at 9:23 pm

A Suck of Losers?
A Fail of Losers?
A Whine of Losers?

SorosBot March 24, 2011 at 3:41 pm

We've got one guy who has hired goons beat up reporters, and another who has official police goons beat up brown people for being Mexican; the non-plumber might have some goon envy around those two.

jus_wonderin March 24, 2011 at 3:52 pm

Oh god, I hope they don't pull out their goons and start measuring.

DownFist Troll March 24, 2011 at 3:57 pm

The non-plumber = goon

ChessieNefercat March 24, 2011 at 6:23 pm

"…the non-plumber might have some goon envy around those two. "

He'll probably spend all of his time asking the real the other two goobers if they want to watch him lay some pipe. Or help him lay some pipe.

user-of-owls March 24, 2011 at 3:42 pm

Remind me again, do you only need three Joes for a flush?

jus_wonderin March 24, 2011 at 3:53 pm

Sometimes…it takes two flushes.

neiltheblaze March 24, 2011 at 3:43 pm

Three irregular Joes.

smokefilledroommate March 24, 2011 at 5:24 pm

..but I thought they all had diarrhea of the mouth.

CapeClod March 24, 2011 at 3:43 pm

By the way, troll, I upfisted everyone who posted, so you're wasting your time.

Tommmcatt March 24, 2011 at 3:54 pm

Just ignore him and he'll go back to trolling Jezebel while beating off into a pair of his mother's panties.

__kth__ March 24, 2011 at 4:45 pm

I was sort of thinking we need a strategy to counteract the downfisting. Because if we upfist indiscriminately, the really cutting comments may no longer rise to the top. Then the downfisters have really won.

But I remembered that I told my friends to kill me, for real, if I ever sound like one of those Red State/ Free Republic / Hot Air dorks. So never mind.

Guppy06 March 24, 2011 at 5:34 pm

Dammit, I post here for the self-esteem boost from the upfisting! Now I'll lose sleep over whether or not people really like me!

ChessieNefercat March 24, 2011 at 6:24 pm

Sniffle. Me too.

Not_So_Much March 24, 2011 at 6:36 pm

Ditto. My carpal tunnel is dueling it out with my giant box of wine right now.

edgydrifter March 24, 2011 at 3:45 pm

I'd rather have "Lunch With The Larry;s" with Mr. Eagleburger and his associate Mr. The Cable Guy.

Weenus299 March 24, 2011 at 4:02 pm

And Mr. Fortensky, and the dead guy who played Larry Tate. Oh and Larenz (close enough) Tate.

DashboardBuddha March 24, 2011 at 3:45 pm

What about Joe Cool? Why do they hate beagles?!

genxr March 24, 2011 at 5:11 pm

Sing it with me…

NO DOGS ALLOWWWWWWWWWWED

i_like_tigers March 24, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Yeehaw, lemme get my woman to load up our hoverounds, road trip time!

SayItWithWookies March 24, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Hey Joe's
Where you goin' with that dumb in your hand?

Troubledog March 24, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Seem to recall the offended AZtards launched a recall against the sheriff in Tucson, after the Giffords shooting, because he was overstepping the bounds of his office by making political statements? But Sheriff Joe can join two unemployed guys to raise money to defeat a political candidate?

natoslug March 24, 2011 at 4:04 pm

The Tucson sheriff accused Arizonians of having small cocks (or spoke out in favour of some sort of gun control, same thing), so he's obviously a commie liberal who needs to go. Arpaio Joe believes in god, guns and goons, so he's obviously a True American Hero and can do whatever he wants.

kissawookiee March 24, 2011 at 5:32 pm

for making political statements that were (a) true and therefore (b) critical of teatardation.

Zombie_Reagan March 24, 2011 at 3:48 pm

I'm still confused, why is the "effort to Defeat" Obama "historic"? Anyone?

Cicada March 24, 2011 at 4:05 pm

I had the same thought. I suppose because it will end up in a history book someday, just like the campaigns of John Bell or Wendell Willkie.

CrunchyKnee March 24, 2011 at 4:12 pm

Because the only people that will attend are Rascal riders who were around for most of history?

crybabyboehner March 24, 2011 at 4:20 pm

ahem … he is colored, in case you didn't notice …

genxr March 24, 2011 at 4:36 pm

They are scrambling to be part of history as the first white man to kick a black man out of the white house. My, how far we've come…

Ancient_Hackery March 24, 2011 at 3:48 pm

Hey,m wait a minute, that's not three Joe's. "Joe The Plumber" is not a plumber, and he's not a real Joe. Well, it's his middle name, but by that rule we should be calling certain events "A evening with Louise (Palin)"

We need real, Joes, like Joe DiMaggio and Joe (Mickey) Rooney.

widestanceroman March 24, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Focus groups rejected the name 'An Evening with Three Inbred Lying Sack of Shit Losers' cuz it sounded uhleedist.

genxr March 24, 2011 at 4:37 pm

We tried Lou Sarah, but it violated Facebook's terms of use.

elfgoldsackring March 24, 2011 at 3:49 pm

What a bunch of J.O.'s.

WordSaladNation March 24, 2011 at 3:50 pm

An evening with the Joe is what?

user-of-owls March 24, 2011 at 3:51 pm

…and to you, dear thing.

Bonzos_Bed_Time March 24, 2011 at 3:52 pm

Montara, CA??? The Google tells me that's within one BMW's tank of gas from the Bay Area. Seems like the "Joe's" should be holding this event further away from Nacy Pelosi's vile influence.

Jim89048 March 24, 2011 at 5:42 pm

I grew up just over on the other side of Montara Mountain. That area was heavily impacted by Japanese relocation during WWII, for freedom. Beautiful spot…

Bonzos_Bed_Time March 24, 2011 at 6:57 pm

So that means the US Americans bought all the Japanese-owned land for pennies and then built golf-courses?

ironhead77 March 24, 2011 at 3:52 pm

A meeting of the mindless…

A gathering of the asses…

crybabyboehner March 24, 2011 at 4:21 pm

dunces of the confederacy

emmelemm March 24, 2011 at 4:23 pm

Nice.

Tommmcatt March 24, 2011 at 3:52 pm

What do you want to bet they all show up at a different location because Mapquest throws them into spasms of confusion?

Guppy06 March 24, 2011 at 3:53 pm

No Joe "You Lie!" Wilson?

Chillwaver March 24, 2011 at 3:53 pm

Next up, An Evening with the Ho's, featuring Michele Bachman, Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter and Michele Malkin (w/special guest the Downfisting Troll).

widestanceroman March 24, 2011 at 3:53 pm

Didn't you know? The apos'trophe is' part of the letter "s' "

Als'o.

user-of-owls March 24, 2011 at 3:55 pm

Hey, everybody! We caught the spooge-fister in the open! You've seen a cat with a rodent, right? Mee-fuckin'-ow!
http://wonkette.com/441290/fundamentalist-christi

BklynIlluminati March 24, 2011 at 3:58 pm

The Three Amigos of loserdom
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/thre

4TheTurnstiles March 24, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Nobody tell me about the Three Dog Night reunion?

DerrickWildcat March 24, 2011 at 4:00 pm

San Francisco seems to be as good as place as any to have a Tea Party fund raiser.

hagajim March 24, 2011 at 4:00 pm

An Evening with the Joe's

An Evening with the Joe's Jokes.

All fixed. Next thing you know they'll have an evening of face painting with Sarah and Michele.

Thurman Munster IV March 24, 2011 at 4:01 pm

3 schmoes named Joe

BarackMyWorld March 24, 2011 at 4:01 pm

Can't be as awful as G.I. Joe: the Rise of Cobra…can it???

Weenus299 March 24, 2011 at 4:01 pm

Joe Biden'll show up and torch their asses.

GeneralLerong March 24, 2011 at 4:01 pm

Obviously, the Teabaggers have too much money. Let us tax them.

Weenus299 March 24, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Larry Moe and Culy, more like. Or Shemp, or Curly Joe, depending.

KenLayIsAlive March 24, 2011 at 11:03 pm

These guy's are America's Shemps for sure.

Ducksworthy March 24, 2011 at 4:04 pm

McCarthy had to beg off. Something about his liver. But he did offer to send an AIDs infested AID.

WriteyWriterton March 24, 2011 at 4:17 pm

A Cohn-head?

LiveToServeYa March 24, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Do you know what *else* comes in threes?

KenLayIsAlive March 24, 2011 at 4:12 pm

Hitler Hitler Hitler?

BarryOPotter March 24, 2011 at 5:41 pm

Charlie Sheen's household?

littlebigdaddy March 24, 2011 at 4:07 pm

I am eerily sure that JTP had a stint in gay porn in the mid-late 90s.

chicken_thief March 24, 2011 at 7:22 pm

Maybe he was the bottom as Sam "plumbed"?

JoeBiteme March 24, 2011 at 4:08 pm

I would do ANYTHING to go to this thing. Simply interacting with the crowd could be the most self-affirming event of my entire life…

BarryOPotter March 24, 2011 at 5:42 pm

could be the most self-affirming event of my entire life…

"Hey, I'm OK and so are y–HOLY SHIT!!!!"

PublicLuxury March 24, 2011 at 4:10 pm

I have to go to this thing-y. My nephew dumped hamburger grease down my sister's drain…. little bastard…. and now she needs "Joe the non-Plumber". No. Drain-o did NOT work. Perhaps she can shove my nephews head down the drain and he can lick the grease off the pipes.

Hey, you guessed it. He's been doing this for quite some time.

Jukesgrrl March 24, 2011 at 5:14 pm

HOT water. VERY hot water. And if nephewcide ensues, you will be acquitted by a jury of your peers.

mumbly_ジョジョ March 24, 2011 at 4:14 pm

The dinner boasts the highest ratio of fascism:name length in modern history, also.

BTWBFDIMHO March 24, 2011 at 4:14 pm

How many Joe's does it take to fix a federally standardized toilet?

Walkinwiddaking March 26, 2011 at 5:34 pm

I dunno. How many lobbyist we talkin' about?

Ducksworthy March 24, 2011 at 4:18 pm

Oh crap. I remembered who Joe Miller is. Thanks a lot wonkette, not.

dox[acted] March 24, 2011 at 4:19 pm

No panel of minds is more fitting for the Teaparty than one with a 66% unemployment rate.

Jukesgrrl March 24, 2011 at 5:17 pm

And don't worry about the one who IS employed being on the government's tit. It's only a matter of time before Jan Brewer privatizes law enforcement. I'm sure it's in the works now that the people of Pima County have made it clear they don't want to fire Sheriff Dupnik.

Mort_Sinclair March 24, 2011 at 4:21 pm

The nitwit who put together the announcement needs to spend a little time with the Three Fucking Apostrophes to learn the difference between ownership/omission and a plural. Fucking idiots. Make's me wan't to set my hai'r on fir'e.

Jukesgrrl March 24, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Thatz the trouble with you commies you don't unnerstan that 1st & 4most, Punctuation is a decoration!!1!!!11

tessiee March 24, 2011 at 9:35 pm

Except for quotation mark's,,, which are for "emphasis".

WriteyWriterton March 24, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Oh, please, please, please, please let this fail. Unfortunately, I think Arpaio draws a big crowd wherever he goes.

chicken_thief March 24, 2011 at 7:24 pm

Hell, if I lived in the area I'd show up. It'd be like the Blue Collar Comedy Tour lite.

mavenmaven March 24, 2011 at 4:23 pm

It is appropriate that these guys don't know any grammar, either. I suppose grammar is not in the constitution.

Jukesgrrl March 24, 2011 at 5:31 pm

No doubt it's not in THEIR Constitution. Much has been omitted from that document, most specifically the Bill of Rights.

tessiee March 24, 2011 at 9:36 pm

Knowledge is eleeeetist. Real Amurricans [tm] are ignert.

prommie March 24, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Such a gathering of individuals of immense stupidity in one room hasn't been seen since George Bush tried to eat a pretzel alone.

libtardbot March 24, 2011 at 4:28 pm

What is it with the possessive plural and the teatards?

tiredalways March 24, 2011 at 4:36 pm

Then you just send the money to Tea party and they will take care of rest

GhostBuggy March 24, 2011 at 6:29 pm

Good point. Explain to me again why they hate him, what with all the torture and bomb-dropping he's so big on? Oh, wait, right, the skin, the skin.

tessiee March 24, 2011 at 9:31 pm

For some reason, I heard this in Dr. Zoidberg's voice.

GhostBuggy March 25, 2011 at 11:09 am

Well, just talking like a cartoon alien doctor doesn't make me a cartoon alien doctor. These fancy clothes do!

smokefilledroommate March 24, 2011 at 4:36 pm

Where's the librul rebuttal, 'An Evening With Anthony Weiner, Barbara Boxer, Al Franken, Chuck Schumer, et al.'? I'd happily buy a ticket to that.

SorosBot March 24, 2011 at 5:04 pm

But those are actual influential liberals or center-leftists; the liberal equivalent would be "An evening with three angry guys with signs we've plucked off the street – here's Meat is Murder Guy, Free Mumia Guy, and Ralph Nader."

smokefilledroommate March 24, 2011 at 5:10 pm

I was going for 'An Evening With the Jew's', but good point..

Jim89048 March 24, 2011 at 5:48 pm

What about the rainbow-haired John 3:16 clown guy?

smokefilledroommate March 24, 2011 at 6:09 pm

Bob Ross?

SorosBot March 24, 2011 at 6:56 pm

He became a Christian terrorist and is now in jail for life. This is not a joke:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollen_Stewart

ShaveTheWhales March 25, 2011 at 12:32 am

That's where he went. I missed that.

Jukesgrrl March 24, 2011 at 4:38 pm

I hope the Federal judges in the area have been informed of Joe Miller's impending arrival so they can hide from his "security" detail.

YasserArraFeck March 24, 2011 at 4:38 pm

Do you think PBS will be giving away the "Three Fuckwits" DVD during their next subscription drive?

jus_wonderin March 24, 2011 at 4:45 pm

I don't think there is a membership level that is low enough to accomodate this "gift with pledge".

genxr March 24, 2011 at 4:40 pm

Lamestream media calling them losers just because they lost. Joe Miller lost to a write in, and Joe Plumber lost McCain, and then for an encore got kicked out of Israel.

sportshort March 24, 2011 at 4:50 pm

Cool. Is it on a double bill with "No Exit" by Sartre? Cause that would, like, be a cool double bill. In hell.

trondant March 24, 2011 at 4:51 pm

I think the actual line is "Hey Joe, where you goin' with your gunt in your hands?"

Jukesgrrl March 24, 2011 at 5:22 pm

SayItWithWookies beat you both. He posted, "Hey, Joe, where you goin' with that dumb in your hands?" on page one.

Jukesgrrl March 24, 2011 at 4:53 pm

Sorry to break it to you, but Arpaio has already had an exploratory trip to New Hampshire, where he claims people are begging him to run. Apparently, they need to be saved from Canadians sneaking across the border to buy more expensive drugs.

Wilcoxyz March 24, 2011 at 4:57 pm

Add G.I. Joe, Joey Buttafuoco and Jo from Facts of Life and you got a Joe six-pack. Show me the money, Murika!

gurukalehuru March 24, 2011 at 4:59 pm

Has anybody else noticed that Joe spelled backwards, and without the superfluous e, is O.J.?

Texan_Bulldog March 24, 2011 at 5:06 pm

Is Sheriff Joe bringing his tank & his buddy Steven Seagal? He should; this would be one of the few times Steven Seagal would get top billing.
http://www.kpho.com/news/27272012/detail.html

kissawookiee March 24, 2011 at 5:35 pm

Nothing makes a man a hero to the anti-superfluous-government-spending social-conservatism crowd like spending tens of thousands of dollars to USE A FUCKING TANK to take down an unarmed guy (and a hundred defenseless chickens) while a Hollywood "star" rides shotgun.

The logic-free existence must be so refreshing.

Jukesgrrl March 24, 2011 at 5:10 pm

Isn't Montara south of San Francisco? I'm surprised these goobers are willing to go there, lest they catch the ghey. Orange County is going to be mighty angry they didn't think of this first. Maybe they'll top it with An Evening with Three Hos — then again, maybe nobody can afford Palin AND Bachmann.

glamourdammerung March 24, 2011 at 5:10 pm

Our country does indeed deserve better than this pack of losers.

El Pinche March 24, 2011 at 5:14 pm

Gathering of Cocksuckers

dancesw_cougars March 24, 2011 at 5:14 pm

Joe Joe Joe. That's Joe cubed. We're talking exponential stupidity here.

glamourdammerung March 24, 2011 at 5:32 pm

The only one of the hosts that is not a loser is mostly known to normal folks for grandstanding, malfeasance, and "losing" $80,000,000+.

Sounds like a pack of losers to me.

[redacted]hse March 24, 2011 at 6:09 pm

Any one of those Joes could make me Ralph.

Sassomatic March 24, 2011 at 7:54 pm

Stupid people: America's greatest natural resource.

SilverTsunami March 24, 2011 at 8:02 pm

And his last name is now officially ThePlumber. No spaces. Maybe an apostrophe.

Neoyorquino March 24, 2011 at 9:09 pm

This Unholy Three was foretold by the prophets of old as a sign unto the end of days.

That . . . or maybe it is when the Jetsons meet the Flintstones. My eschatology must be on the fritz.

iburl March 24, 2011 at 9:25 pm

They didn't invite Joe Mengele? RINOs!

Walkinwiddaking March 24, 2011 at 10:38 pm

The average Joe is suppose to lay out some serious cash in order to hear these three lame-assed douche bags blather? Good luck with that. Although, there will be that small contingent..

berkeleyfarm March 24, 2011 at 11:41 pm

Well, that was a first. I saw a downfisting run while it was happening earlier today. Half the comments zeroed out, so I Upfisted for Great Justice.

I'm only hoping the Joe The Sore Loser Who Pals Around with Terrists and Faux the Plumber took this gig to try to have a nice California "spring break" by the ocean, because the north-central coast got pounded with rain today and I hear it was heading south. Hopefully it stayed over Monterey Bay for a good long while. The rain falls on the unjust as well as the just.

DahBoner March 25, 2011 at 12:06 am

Joe Miller?

Isn't he the Bro on the beer commercial?

PuckStopsHere March 25, 2011 at 1:10 am

I was on my way to this event but pulled my car off to the side of the road and wrote slogans on the car windows with temporary soap because, well, I don't exactly remember why.

The_Great_Gazoo March 25, 2011 at 7:53 am

One more Tea Party Joe and they could change Michelle Bachmann's light bulb.

comrad_darkness March 25, 2011 at 8:35 am

Mmmm, wingnut welfare gravy train.

comrad_darkness March 25, 2011 at 8:42 am

Sam Not a Plumber is still kicking around? I guess a guy who can't grasp the idea of gross and net income and taxation basis would be considered a business expert by the tea party. I believe it. Sadly.

prommie March 25, 2011 at 10:27 am

Don't forget the implied bow to Jefferson, as well.

genxr March 25, 2011 at 12:00 pm

Not only is this just outside SF, it's not even easy to get to. Montara is where they're building the tunnel because Hwy 1 keeps collapsing. The attendees must have been the half dozen or so right wing nuts who hide in the SF sewers and spend a whole day trying to get around to the west side of Montara Mountain. In a rainstorm.

jzgplj March 25, 2011 at 12:28 pm

So many villages missing their idiots!

ICanGetYouAToe March 25, 2011 at 12:41 pm

Its not related to these Joe dudes, but did has anyone played Obama-Poker…pretty funny and educational….AND I'M A DEMOCRAT. website is http://www.obama-poker.com

ttommyunger March 25, 2011 at 2:04 pm

Sorry, I'll pass. Saw the movies: "Dumb", "Dumber" and "Dumberer".

aqua_buddha March 25, 2011 at 7:23 pm

Whenever your gonna put name's on teabag poster's, alway's use lot's of apostrophe's.

Evening With Joe's ?
Evening of Jokes, without the funny.

aqua_buddha March 25, 2011 at 7:26 pm

HEY, Joe, where you goin with that gun your hand ?

RIGHTYOURSELF March 25, 2011 at 9:40 pm

Great mind's think alike.

Angry_Expat March 25, 2011 at 10:04 pm

"Joe's" connotes possession e.g. "Joe's opinions are ill-informed and totally retarded".
It should read "An evening with the Joes" as "Joes" connotes a plural; e.g. "the tree Joes are all idiots, if you have no brain or want to shake your head in disbelief until you get a concussion, you should see the three Joes".

AC666 March 26, 2011 at 4:26 am

Maybe they could dig up Joe McCarthy's corpse and use it as a mascot.

Gopherit March 24, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Yeah. Those Bart-tards seem to come over here when they get bored with their anal bondage porn.

elviouslyqueer March 24, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Oh come on now. This is even bigger than the news that Tim Pawlenty wears Spanx for Men.

themcwow March 24, 2011 at 5:31 pm

hambiscuit

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