GLOWING ACAI BERRIEZ  6:11 pm March 23, 2011

Desperate Ann Coulter Knows Radiation Is Good For You

by Jack Stuef


We should all be doing cancer treatment! What a theater of idiots. Won’t somebody please find a way to make Ann Coulter popular again? This is just getting pathetic. Anyway, the more important question about radiation: How dit get dere? [YouTube]

 
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BlueMonkeh March 23, 2011 at 6:15 pm

Isn't that lump on the front of her throat some kind of thyroid cancer?

gef05 March 23, 2011 at 6:18 pm

It's her brain trying to escape.

user-of-owls March 23, 2011 at 6:49 pm

Objection! Presumes facts not in evidence!

gef05 March 23, 2011 at 7:23 pm

I refer you to the size of the lump as circumstantial affirmation.

mayor_quimby March 23, 2011 at 9:52 pm

<sassy black female judge voice> I'll allow it.. but you're on a tight leash, counsel </sassy black female judge voice>

Radiotherapy March 23, 2011 at 6:21 pm

It's a testosterone based anatomical feature characteristic of the XY karyotype.

poncho_pilot March 23, 2011 at 6:27 pm

some scientists also say that testosterone may have an influence on the ability to empathize. more testosterone, less empathy.

WriteyWriterton March 23, 2011 at 11:29 pm

I don't feel your pain.

mrpuma2u March 23, 2011 at 7:08 pm

Dang it you beat me to it. Clearly it's a radioactive tumor.

qualityshows March 23, 2011 at 8:59 pm

Ann Coulter really seems to have deep issues to deal with about herself before she spouts her insanity. Here's a comedy sketch with an ending line that might shed some light on something about her: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_3gBDThVjg&fe

GarColga March 24, 2011 at 7:23 pm

It's her larynx! Most people have some body fat so it's not visible. If the lighting is right you can see it bobbing up and down, opening and closing when she talks, making her even more creepy.

Beowoof March 23, 2011 at 6:15 pm

Radiation helped Ann grow a nice big dick. Question answered on how she got it.

nounverb911 March 23, 2011 at 6:25 pm

Then is Anne the newest Koch Brother?

DownFist Troll March 23, 2011 at 6:25 pm

I thought it made her dick fall off.

poncho_pilot March 23, 2011 at 6:35 pm

it did, and as in some species of earthworm, it actually regenerated into a new organism. hence, James O'Keefe.

DownFist Troll March 23, 2011 at 6:45 pm

well played, good sir.

poncho_pilot March 23, 2011 at 6:52 pm

thank you. take this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6GaPkkGZGw

it's dangerous to go alone.

Lionel[redacted]Esq March 23, 2011 at 9:17 pm

Dick falls off, dick grows back.

How do you explain that?

smokefilledroommate March 23, 2011 at 9:20 pm

How'd dat dick get dere? How dit get dere? –Now I know.

Chillwaver March 23, 2011 at 6:15 pm

Radiation, of course…that explains the tranny/alien looks.

Rad-T March 23, 2011 at 6:17 pm

Radiotherapy gets its due.
Now that's what I'm talking about.

user-of-owls March 23, 2011 at 6:52 pm

There's been some weirdo around here impersonating you. All squiggly lines in his name.

Radiotherapy March 23, 2011 at 7:10 pm

Despite what cunt-face says: Don't mess with Radiation.
If I see anyone misrepresenting Radiotherapy™, I'll beat them more than a hippy at a Merle Haggard concert.

And, BTW, speaking of misappropriating names, how about that meteorologist yesterday discussing radioactive showers with Nancy Disgrace, Burny Rain-O, fucking Burny Rain-O, hahahahaha

nounverb911 March 23, 2011 at 6:17 pm

Wasn't Coulter just featured in the "Pole Dancing for Jesus" story?

Beowoof March 23, 2011 at 6:18 pm

Only if she was showing off her radioactive pole.

DownFist Troll March 23, 2011 at 6:26 pm

Don't think so. it only featured chicks.

Callyson March 23, 2011 at 6:56 pm

Guess she can't make it rain…

tessiee March 23, 2011 at 9:01 pm

There's not enough duct tape in the world to fit that package into a g-string.

PublicLuxury March 23, 2011 at 6:17 pm

The husb fantasizes about the feel of that adam's apple on his dick as she swallows. I know. I know. I had him hospitalized. He'll be as good as new in no time.

Lascauxcaveman March 24, 2011 at 1:11 am

Bisexual is not the same a s crazy. Let him out, to find his way. Might be something in it for you as well.

PublicLuxury March 24, 2011 at 9:33 am

I don't have issues with bisexual play, no not at all. His problem is it is Ann Coulter

ttommyunger March 23, 2011 at 6:17 pm

She just likes it 'cause she found Radiation Treatment helped reduce her Adam's Apple down to the size of a tennis ball. Naturally, it also made her gonads and penis larger, but she doesn't care, stating flatly; "I can tape them up, no problem.".

Angry_Marmot March 23, 2011 at 6:57 pm

I wouldn't mind her hiding her candy, if she wasn't trying to steal my candy and give it to people who already had their share.

ttommyunger March 23, 2011 at 7:48 pm

Your share, and mine, and my children's and my grandchildren's share.

mayor_quimby March 23, 2011 at 9:56 pm

I think we can all agree that she goes to the garden to make a sacrifice to Evil, not Good, correct?

MinAgain March 23, 2011 at 6:17 pm

And here I thought the golden glow radiating from her head was caused by one too many encounters with Miss Clairol.

gef05 March 23, 2011 at 6:18 pm

Good. She can go fight the Fukushima reactor in that case.

Giveusabob March 23, 2011 at 10:24 pm

Indeed, and if she comes back as a normal, sensible human being, then her theory that radiation = good is correct! A very slim chance, but I'm feeling optimistic this week.

mourningnmerica March 23, 2011 at 6:19 pm

Has she always worn those cheap, cross-dresser style eyelashes? Did I not notice them before?

Jim89048 March 23, 2011 at 7:15 pm

Most aging drag queens become caricatures of their younger selves.

Lionel[redacted]Esq March 23, 2011 at 9:18 pm

Ann's real ones fell out due to radiation.

PublicLuxury March 23, 2011 at 6:19 pm

Maybe she and James O'Keefe can get together. James needs a man and a warm place to stay and she needs a cover so the tea-publicans will fap over her.

Crank_Tango March 23, 2011 at 6:25 pm

Hmm so Okweef would be a man-beard then? It's a bit of a stretch, but I am sure he will do it. Besides, he has to be getting tired of Lightfart's onion breath.

bflrtsplk March 23, 2011 at 6:20 pm

If it's so good for her, I will give her my share free of charge. Of course, then she'll turn into Godzilla Reborn or something equally skeezy.

JustPixelz March 23, 2011 at 6:21 pm

Have she learned nothing from movies? Radiation created Godzilla. Oh wait, she's sweet on him. She wants to have his babies. Oh Annie, you hopeless, hopeless romantic. But that kind of creature-on-creature relationship does not fit the mold of traditional family values. Sorry, I don't make them rules.

Angry_Marmot March 23, 2011 at 6:47 pm

Huh. I figured her for a Rodan or Ghidorah freak– the eggs, the shrieking…

tessiee March 23, 2011 at 9:02 pm

Even Godzilla has standards, you know.

ifthethunderdontgetya March 23, 2011 at 6:22 pm

And now for tonight's "Reptiloid Report" on FAUX Nooze…
~

Lionel[redacted]Esq March 23, 2011 at 6:25 pm

Remember when Ann was the Bat Shit Crazy Republican par excellence?

Now she just fades into the background noise of the Glen Becks, Rush Limbaughs, Michelle Bachmanns, Sarah Palins, Sharon Angles, etc. etc. etc.

It must be so frustrating when you use to have it made, but now you are simlpy too normal for your old followers.

Radiotherapy March 23, 2011 at 6:35 pm

It's like the brave soldier — or suicide case — who attacks the machine gun nest and then the troops use the corpse as cover and then step over it as they advance….no, I'm just kidding, she's just an androgenic cunt and all the others are asswipes.

Rambone March 23, 2011 at 6:26 pm

Finally! Someone has the balls to stick up for radiation!

Next up, perhaps Glenn Beck will inform us that stabbing oneself in the eye with a jagged piece of glass is a good way to increase penis size.

user-of-owls March 23, 2011 at 6:56 pm

Jagged piece of glass in the eye or GTFO!

mavenmaven March 23, 2011 at 6:59 pm

He'd pretty much have to do that live to get his ratings up.

not that Dewey March 24, 2011 at 12:59 am

And then OBAMAR can say "no, that's not true", and Republicans will try to make it mandatory, and there's a Tea Party rally coming up. I like where this is going.

gvvt March 24, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Another Inalienable Right the Obamatatorship wants to DENY to the American People.

MinAgain March 23, 2011 at 6:28 pm

Boy, Bill's working really hard to keep from slapping her upside the head and saying, "Get the hell off my show, you crazy bitch."

mourningnmerica March 23, 2011 at 10:17 pm

She makes O'Reilly look like Disraeli.

gvvt March 24, 2011 at 1:05 pm

Jewish?

V5¹∞ª℠≠½6³√•4° March 23, 2011 at 6:28 pm

How awesome is it that two people who clearly know not a goddamn thing about science are on teevee, talking about science?

BlueMonkeh March 23, 2011 at 6:41 pm

And it's not even on the public access cable channel! Democracy!

poncho_pilot March 23, 2011 at 6:44 pm

they both have a history of discussing other topics on tv they know little about.

riverside68 March 23, 2011 at 6:45 pm

That's because they aren't biased about science. Anyone who knows "a goddamn thing" about science has a pro-science bias and cannot be trusted.

Wake up Sheeple!

tessiee March 23, 2011 at 8:56 pm

Because Nancy Grace had the day off?

Timofmars March 23, 2011 at 11:36 pm

I'm pretty sure O'Reilly thinks cancer is an "infection" and that the victims of the A-bombs were incinerated by the radiation. When he goes to "nuke it" in the microwave, he probably thinks he's cooking with radiation. And from his gestures he made in describing standing in radiation (like lying on a beach and taking in the sun), it seems he also thinks ultraviolet light is radiation as well.

It must be pleasant to live in such a simple world. Idiots truly are to be envied!

EdFlintstone March 23, 2011 at 6:28 pm

Nancy Grace on one side and Trann Coulter on the other. Who knew he/she lawyers were also radiation experts.

GuanoFaucet March 23, 2011 at 6:29 pm

And with that performance, Ladies and Gentlemen, we conclude this round of America's Biggest Idiot Asshole, nuclear dumbfuckery round. Nancy Grace put up a good fight, but the winner, by an adam's apple, is Ms. Coulter.

DownFist Troll March 23, 2011 at 6:29 pm

Ann Coulter is the kind of "women" even bill o'reilly would not sexually harass.

XOhioan March 24, 2011 at 12:49 am

Not even with a falafel?

Hatrabbit March 23, 2011 at 6:29 pm

"A stunning number of physicists" = zero.

user-of-owls March 23, 2011 at 6:58 pm

She lied?! I'm stunned!

nounverb911 March 23, 2011 at 6:29 pm

Uranium futures are the future! Get them while they're hot!

Karma_Suture March 23, 2011 at 9:12 pm

Where does Uranium come from? Uranus?

SayItWithWookies March 23, 2011 at 6:32 pm

She certainly picked a subject that gives her an easy way to prove her point — I'm sure she's just dancing around the Fukushima countryside right now, eating the spinach and drinking the milk, right? Oh, she's still here? And it's President Obama who's the wimp, for — um — attacking Libya? No, I don't get it. Don't get it at all.

Extemporanus March 23, 2011 at 6:32 pm

Ann Coulter should eat a bag of lightly-salted nuclear fuel rods.

chicken_thief March 23, 2011 at 6:56 pm

She wouldn't do that – salt makes her retain water….

Steverino247 March 23, 2011 at 7:48 pm

And masturbate with an inanimate carbon rod.

yyyaz March 23, 2011 at 9:59 pm

And that would be a video of Trannie Annie I actually would watch.

XOhioan March 23, 2011 at 6:32 pm

Also, next time you're at the zoo, pet one of the tigers. It's very good for you.

Crank_Tango March 23, 2011 at 6:43 pm

well, cats are supposed to lower your blood pressure, therefore cogito ergo sum, the bigger the cat, the bigger the benefit.

Karma_Suture March 23, 2011 at 9:20 pm

A lot of people are afraid of large cats, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

mayor_quimby March 23, 2011 at 10:50 pm

She should try shooting one of the big ones with a slingshot, that takes low hanging, hairy, radioactive balls. I think she's got the stones!

WhatTheHeck March 23, 2011 at 6:34 pm

On the other hand, radiation from x-rays are bad, because the x-rays might reveal something oddly out of place.

Radiotherapy March 23, 2011 at 6:54 pm

You mean like this?

Oldskool_ March 23, 2011 at 6:40 pm

Tell me she did not say "the coolest cat in my column". Poor guy will never live it down.

user-of-owls March 23, 2011 at 7:01 pm

In the Assange post yesterday, someone said O'Reilly had diddled their pet whilst housesitting. So, in this case, we'd be talking about the "coolest column in my cat."

WIDTAP March 23, 2011 at 6:40 pm

I wonder if Ann will volunteer herself to prove this.
One can only hope.

bumfug March 23, 2011 at 6:50 pm

Well, now we know just how big a dipshit a right-winger has to be for even O'Reilly to say, "Fuck it, you're nuts."

user-of-owls March 23, 2011 at 6:51 pm

Won’t somebody please find a way to make Ann Coulter popular again?

So, did you see "Network"? Remember how Howard Beale began to become pathetic? Remember how it ended?

Tommmcatt March 23, 2011 at 10:03 pm

God that is sexy. Make it so, please. I will chip in money to help pay.

BlueMonkeh March 23, 2011 at 10:30 pm

I'm a big fan of Sybil the Soothsayer..I mean O'Reilly.

not that Dewey March 24, 2011 at 1:04 am

So, Hippie Tim Robbins will take care of her, then?

ManchuCandidate March 23, 2011 at 6:53 pm

J. Frank Parnell/Mann Coulter: Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too. When they canceled the project it almost did me in. One day my mind was full to bursting. The next day – nothing. Swept away. But I'll show them. I had a Lobotomy, um, sex change in the end.
Otto: Lobotomy? Sex change? Are you a chick with a dick?
Parnell/Coulter: Not at all. Friend of mine had both. He was a contarded talking head. You ever hear of the Federalists or Club For Growth? Destroys people – leaves money growing. Fits in two words, low taxes. It's so stupid, no one knows it's there until – BLAMMO. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad or change your sex. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So he had a lobotomy/sex change. Now she's well again.

poncho_pilot March 23, 2011 at 7:15 pm

bullshit. you're just a white suburban punk like me.

Steverino247 March 23, 2011 at 7:50 pm

But it still hurts!

poncho_pilot March 23, 2011 at 8:03 pm

let's go get sushi and not pay.

catholic4condom March 23, 2011 at 11:56 pm

Dude, I was so thinking of that quote.

OneYieldRegular March 23, 2011 at 6:55 pm

Talk, talk, talk. I urge Ms. Coulter to travel to the Fukushima plant to demonstrate to the rest of us the many beneficial effects of radiation.

trampndirtdown March 23, 2011 at 11:36 pm

She could go for a nice swim in the pool in reactor #3 I hear it's a heated pool.

mumbly_ジョジョ March 23, 2011 at 6:55 pm

"I think that's how it's pronounced, I've only read about it"

And, yeah, that clearly qualifies you to write a book about it.

fartknocker March 23, 2011 at 6:58 pm

Apparently the physicists didn't tell Old Ann about the importance lead shielding given her face. She should expose herself to about 5 Sieverts of gamma radiation and tell us how her cellular system is behaving (Hint: It won't feel good).

mavenmaven March 23, 2011 at 7:00 pm

"Cancer is good for you! People who die of cancer have much less death due to heart disease"
"Well, how did the cancer get there? How did the moon get there?"

tessiee March 23, 2011 at 9:05 pm

"People who die of cancer have much less death due to heart disease" "

Excuse the cliche, but, DUH!! People who die of ANYTHING have less death due to heart disease! You can only die once!

user-of-owls March 23, 2011 at 9:52 pm

Tessiee, you ignorant slut.

tessiee March 26, 2011 at 9:19 pm

I resemble that remark!

gvvt March 24, 2011 at 1:12 pm

How the fuck did Ann Coulter get there? Ergo, God Disproved

Callyson March 23, 2011 at 7:01 pm

Yes, Ann, radiation is good for you. I think you should expose yourself to as much as possible right away.

pinkocommi March 23, 2011 at 7:02 pm

I'm willing to bet a good, strong dose of radiation to Ann's brain won't damage the quality of her commentary.

chicken_thief March 23, 2011 at 7:03 pm

That's it! I'm buying a time share at Chernobyl while the prices are still right!!!

Guppy06 March 23, 2011 at 7:06 pm

Physicists? What about biologists and ecologists?

TanzbodenKoenig March 23, 2011 at 7:07 pm

Claims to be a woman, adam's apple is the size of a cantaloupe… Can't explain that!

lulzmonger March 23, 2011 at 7:26 pm

Adam's apple goes up, Adam's apple goes down – never a miscommunication!

ObamaHatesLibyans March 23, 2011 at 9:23 pm

She turned you down, huh? Check this out–the sky is falling! Even the EuroTards are starting to catch on. Got progress?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1369129/B

bumfug March 23, 2011 at 7:09 pm

She's a woman, damn it! A woman with a six inch clit.

PalinPussyPower March 23, 2011 at 7:10 pm

I don't understand why anyone would go through the trouble of having gender reassignment and not follow through with small details like shaving down the Adam's Apple or having some injections so they actually have an upper lip.

natoslug March 23, 2011 at 7:14 pm

So, Ann Coulter's nose: A sign of advanced-stage syphilis, or nose-job gone awry? Either way, her voice is really annoying, which seems to be a theme amongst right-wing women. Can these experts explain either of these? Why yes, I DID just finish off my second 6-pack of the day. Why do you ask? And who just peed on my leg?

WriteyWriterton March 23, 2011 at 11:36 pm

Apparently, I already "voted" on this, so I can't favor you with another love-tap, but it wasn't me who just, uh, you know.

DahBoner March 23, 2011 at 7:15 pm

Ann Coulter is amirite? Sure, God Almighty created both radiation and arsenic.

Try some uranium and arsenic in your Tantrictini some time Ann…it's God's will.

DashboardBuddha March 23, 2011 at 7:17 pm

Or creme brule maybe?

Slim_Pickins March 23, 2011 at 7:18 pm

She kept ranting about a minimum dose "they" say you shouldn't exceed. Its a maximum dose. She also shouldn't use Nancy Grace as her media reference standard. Controlled, theraputic doses can be beneficial, it the uncontrolled exposure that's the problem. Ask the GIs that the Army deliberately exposed to atomic radiation in the 50's, if any of them are still around. What, no spell checking in Firefox 4.0! I'm doomed!

rocktonsam March 23, 2011 at 7:23 pm

Ann Coulter?
Was Gretchen Carlson busy THAT NIGHT?

lulzmonger March 23, 2011 at 7:27 pm

Ann Who?

BklynIlluminati March 23, 2011 at 7:29 pm

So when does her plane to Japan leave for her beneficial radiation spa day?

WordSaladNation March 23, 2011 at 7:40 pm

"You have to urr on the side of caution," apparently, guys.

El Pinche March 23, 2011 at 7:43 pm

I think some radiation could do Mann some good. Maybe it could mutate that 9" penis back into an ordinary vagina…or turn that Daniel Craig-in-drag looking face into something vaguely female. But what the fuck do I know. ?

PublicLuxury March 23, 2011 at 10:03 pm

This is what I know, El Pinche, it is easier to dig a hole than build a pole.

Fare la Volpe March 23, 2011 at 7:46 pm

Radiation has feelings too, you know.

Steverino247 March 23, 2011 at 7:52 pm

Downfisting troll puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

poncho_pilot March 23, 2011 at 7:56 pm

now it puts the lotion in the basket. put the fucking lotion in the basket!

El Pinche March 23, 2011 at 8:50 pm

Apparently we struck a soft spot.

BlueMonkeh March 23, 2011 at 9:24 pm

Yeah, I don't think his skull ever fully closed.

KenLayIsAlive March 23, 2011 at 10:22 pm

Yet his mind did. Interesting.

BlueMonkeh March 23, 2011 at 11:42 pm

zing!

randcoolcatdaddy March 23, 2011 at 7:57 pm

Well, if there's anyone on the planet that resembles a steaming pile of Uranium 235, it's that remarkably self-absorbed excuse for a human being.

KenLayIsAlive March 23, 2011 at 7:59 pm

"New to area. Very fit classy, successful guy. 39, 6ft 190lbs, blond/blue. smooth hard body. Looking for a sexy right wing commentator that i can spoil. I promise not to disappoint."

Kevin Stowell March 23, 2011 at 10:06 pm

She turned you down, huh? Check this out–the sky is falling! Even the EuroTards are starting to catch on. Got progress?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1369129/B

Parting gift for you, KennyBoi: http://frozenrosengrens.blogspot.com/

ويجا المجلس March 23, 2011 at 8:01 pm

Good gravy, that emaciated harpy would make Barnum blush. Coulter's pitch about radiation and hormesis is loonier than the ads that tell Thumbelina, our beloved down-fisting troll, that for just $99.95 he can turn his shriveled nothing into a 10-inch wonder. Shit, that video makes O'Reilly appear a voice of reason.

If you want to spend some time seeing Radiation Annie get schooled, try going here.

Fukui_sanYesOta March 23, 2011 at 8:26 pm

Great link. Thank you. Consider yourself fisted.

BlueMonkeh March 23, 2011 at 9:26 pm

Jeezus Krispy Kreme my head kind of hurts after being exposed to all that knowledge.

Still can't read or hear "hormesis" without snickering a little to myself. Whore me, sis!

GuyClinch March 23, 2011 at 10:38 pm

*sigh*. Looks like I just wasted $99.95…

HistoriCat March 23, 2011 at 8:13 pm

"in Yucca Mountain"? Finally – we'll put that boondoggle to use and it will have been worth every penny.

We are locking the door after they go in, right?

Moonbatting Average March 23, 2011 at 8:32 pm

Oh of course. I picture it like this:

Us: "Hey teabaggers! There is some spent nuclear fuel to cuddle with down this here tunnel!"

Hoverounds: "WHIIIIIRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrr…….(distant echo)"

Door: *slam*

Timofmars March 23, 2011 at 8:16 pm

The radiation comes in. The radiation goes out. Never a miscommunication.

教授 Zoom March 23, 2011 at 8:19 pm

Could we please settle this by sending both Ann Coulter and Nancy Grace to go clean up the Fukushima reactors, with different exposure times, and then seeing which one croaks first?

You know, for science.

Also, any time Bill O'Reilly starts sounding like the voice of reason, I get very nervous.

教授 Zoom March 23, 2011 at 8:27 pm

Even better, we could start storing radwaste in Ann Coulter's bunker. You know she has one.

A bunker, I mean.

Weenus299 March 23, 2011 at 9:14 pm

I live a good life, Jack. No way am I listening to that thing blabble through her flapping hole about anything. To Billo even. FTA!

smokefilledroommate March 23, 2011 at 9:17 pm

Yes, Ann. It's not early detection of breast cancer through digital mammography to be highly regarded in thwarting cancer, it's the radiation in the imaging. Shit, why do the doctors even look at the results?

CalamityJames March 23, 2011 at 9:22 pm

Suck a dick.

EDIT: That was the answer to number 3.

iburl March 23, 2011 at 9:24 pm

Wow, I just thought of what we can do with all the radioactive waste that Obama and Cheney are ushering in with all their new nuke plans! We can dig a hole 100 miles under Dick Cheney's Moleman caves and put mAnn down there. Once she eats enough of it, she will emerge from the ocean floor 100 feet tall, and then we will be more justified in attacking her with a giant robotic ape.

CalamityJames March 23, 2011 at 9:29 pm

After watching this (10 seconds anyway) I have one thing to say. "GOOD NEWS ALL YOU FUKUSHIMA WORKERS! Li, stop bleeding out of your eyes. Wan, must you pull all your hair out now? I've got something you might wa… Goddammit, somebody get Hu's body-parts off the floor. Now listen up…"

教授 Zoom March 23, 2011 at 9:32 pm

Err, might want to work on your stereotypical names. Should be Yamaguchi, Hashimoto, Suzuki, etc….

elfgoldsackring March 23, 2011 at 9:38 pm

So, Paddy and Mick walk into this sushi bar…

user-of-owls March 23, 2011 at 9:48 pm

…and Guido the bartender says, "光る魚の内臓"

CalamityJames March 23, 2011 at 9:55 pm

…to which Pedro says "That's not my wife!"

Haha, never gets old.

CalamityJames March 23, 2011 at 9:56 pm

Sheesh, I was trying to be considerate and not use anybody's real name.

WriteyWriterton March 23, 2011 at 11:40 pm

Now you tell us.

WriteyWriterton March 23, 2011 at 11:39 pm

I'm glad you went after our colleague. I was gonna give him/her/it/them a pass on the Chinese names. Maybe CJ was thinking of the China Syndrome?

Jim89048 March 24, 2011 at 12:25 am

Now, before the ceremonial saki-toss…

elfgoldsackring March 23, 2011 at 9:40 pm

How'dit get dere? Yeah, good question. Ann also wants to know "how is babby formed?"

BornInATrailer March 23, 2011 at 10:02 pm

This dude obviously has a little sugar in him.

undeterredbyreality March 23, 2011 at 10:02 pm

Garbage goes in, garbage comes out. You can't explain that.

karen March 23, 2011 at 10:17 pm

I'd like to thank all the hard working wonkateers for all the fucking fantastic dick jokes in this thread. It's easy to just say "Ann Coulter is a man with a penis!", but you guys have brought the funny and a hilarity-induced tear to my eye.

KEEP IT COMIN', YOU FILTHY BASTARDS!

fuflans March 23, 2011 at 10:32 pm

i was listening to a little of that and then realized i was listening to a little of that and it was really pretty annoying and really she should just shut up.

k. now i have to memorize some james joyce or something.

GuyClinch March 23, 2011 at 10:35 pm

I feel an irresistable urge to come up behind that terrible woman with a long pair of scissors and just cut that mane of tranny hair off and sell it to the Chinese or something.
And then I'd pie her.

BarackMyWorld March 23, 2011 at 10:42 pm

I'll repeat my comment from when someone mentioned this the other day…

…either:
(1) Ann doesn't understand that there are different types of radiation that can effect you in different ways depending on the amount of exposure, and can also have unhealthy long term effects (for example, chemotherapy can fight your cancer but also make you so sick your hair falls out); or
(2) Ann's a dumb bitch who is exceptionally good at being oblivious to any information that doesn't fit neatly within her pre-existing world view.

Please let this be the final straw of stupidity that gets her banned from television forever.

Warpde March 23, 2011 at 10:42 pm

Just have to say, you would really need a set of balls to want to go to Fuc'u(Hiro)shima
and Ann is packing a big pair.

DerrickWildcat March 23, 2011 at 11:46 pm

Good to hear. The Japanese are looking for more people to get in there and work on the Fukushima reactor. If anyone can make a room full of rods go limp and impotent, it's Coulter.

Negropolis March 24, 2011 at 3:59 am

Alternative Title: Local Ladyboy Speaks on the Virtues of Nuclear Waste.

deelzebub March 24, 2011 at 9:22 am

Yes, Ann, radiation is great. In twenty years all the super trendy Japanese teenagers will be dressing to accentuate their scars from the surgery to repair their Chernobyl Hearts.

stew1 March 24, 2011 at 10:08 am

Ann, radiation causes sterility in men, so you should be quite concerned about potential penile issues.

hagajim March 24, 2011 at 11:05 am

Ann is just desperate because the GOP isn't having enough conferences where everyone gets to assfuck the tranny.

mush2 March 24, 2011 at 11:29 am

YES beating a dead horse but in one sentence "As the New York Times reported it doesn't get press…". Yes how could it possibly get press, being reported in the press?

Ducksworthy March 24, 2011 at 11:51 am

Thank Gawd! I understand now. Republicans are not just crazy inhabitants of bizarro world. They are contrarys. Everything bad is good and everything good is bad. Health care bad, radiation good. Soon they'll begin walking backwards. Ollie North has converted them all into contra zombies. It all makes sense.

owhatever March 24, 2011 at 1:04 pm

America needs more strong men like her.

gvvt March 24, 2011 at 1:07 pm

Check them carefully – it may be that some of your opinions make sense, which would be grounds for dismissal if you were a Fox-fucker.

memilyg March 24, 2011 at 2:17 pm

That Voldemort-looking deuce talks a big game – Now let's see her pony up and sit in the radiation tub herself for a few days. Sheesh.

ArmoredBore March 24, 2011 at 3:53 pm

Bile-belching polemicist is a bile-belching polemicist.

Toomush_Infer March 24, 2011 at 5:52 pm

It's not only The Aristocrats….it's Botoxical!…

pixelkarma March 25, 2011 at 3:06 am

what does 911 have to do with radiation. He's an idiot

Walkinwiddaking March 25, 2011 at 6:15 pm

What a hideous horse faced bag of bones.

user-of-owls March 23, 2011 at 11:06 pm

…then they all kicked Coulter in the dick and everyone lived happily ever after.

Negropolis March 24, 2011 at 4:00 am

**ethnic howls, hoots, and whoops**

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