We should all be doing cancer treatment! What a theater of idiots. Won’t somebody please find a way to make Ann Coulter popular again? This is just getting pathetic. Anyway, the more important question about radiation: How dit get dere? [YouTube]
GLOWING ACAI BERRIEZ 6:11 pm March 23, 2011
Desperate Ann Coulter Knows Radiation Is Good For You
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Isn't that lump on the front of her throat some kind of thyroid cancer?
It's her brain trying to escape.
Objection! Presumes facts not in evidence!
I refer you to the size of the lump as circumstantial affirmation.
<sassy black female judge voice> I'll allow it.. but you're on a tight leash, counsel </sassy black female judge voice>
It's a testosterone based anatomical feature characteristic of the XY karyotype.
some scientists also say that testosterone may have an influence on the ability to empathize. more testosterone, less empathy.
I don't feel your pain.
Dang it you beat me to it. Clearly it's a radioactive tumor.
Ann Coulter really seems to have deep issues to deal with about herself before she spouts her insanity. Here's a comedy sketch with an ending line that might shed some light on something about her: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_3gBDThVjg&fe…
It's her larynx! Most people have some body fat so it's not visible. If the lighting is right you can see it bobbing up and down, opening and closing when she talks, making her even more creepy.
Radiation helped Ann grow a nice big dick. Question answered on how she got it.
Then is Anne the newest Koch Brother?
I thought it made her dick fall off.
it did, and as in some species of earthworm, it actually regenerated into a new organism. hence, James O'Keefe.
well played, good sir.
thank you. take this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6GaPkkGZGw
it's dangerous to go alone.
Dick falls off, dick grows back.
How do you explain that?
How'd dat dick get dere? How dit get dere? –Now I know.
Radiation, of course…that explains the tranny/alien looks.
Radiotherapy gets its due.
Now that's what I'm talking about.
There's been some weirdo around here impersonating you. All squiggly lines in his name.
Despite what cunt-face says: Don't mess with Radiation.
If I see anyone misrepresenting Radiotherapy™, I'll beat them more than a hippy at a Merle Haggard concert.
And, BTW, speaking of misappropriating names, how about that meteorologist yesterday discussing radioactive showers with Nancy Disgrace, Burny Rain-O, fucking Burny Rain-O, hahahahaha
Wasn't Coulter just featured in the "Pole Dancing for Jesus" story?
Only if she was showing off her radioactive pole.
Don't think so. it only featured chicks.
Guess she can't make it rain…
There's not enough duct tape in the world to fit that package into a g-string.
The husb fantasizes about the feel of that adam's apple on his dick as she swallows. I know. I know. I had him hospitalized. He'll be as good as new in no time.
Bisexual is not the same a s crazy. Let him out, to find his way. Might be something in it for you as well.
I don't have issues with bisexual play, no not at all. His problem is it is Ann Coulter
She just likes it 'cause she found Radiation Treatment helped reduce her Adam's Apple down to the size of a tennis ball. Naturally, it also made her gonads and penis larger, but she doesn't care, stating flatly; "I can tape them up, no problem.".
I wouldn't mind her hiding her candy, if she wasn't trying to steal my candy and give it to people who already had their share.
Your share, and mine, and my children's and my grandchildren's share.
I think we can all agree that she goes to the garden to make a sacrifice to Evil, not Good, correct?
And here I thought the golden glow radiating from her head was caused by one too many encounters with Miss Clairol.
Good. She can go fight the Fukushima reactor in that case.
Indeed, and if she comes back as a normal, sensible human being, then her theory that radiation = good is correct! A very slim chance, but I'm feeling optimistic this week.
Has she always worn those cheap, cross-dresser style eyelashes? Did I not notice them before?
Most aging drag queens become caricatures of their younger selves.
Ann's real ones fell out due to radiation.
Maybe she and James O'Keefe can get together. James needs a man and a warm place to stay and she needs a cover so the tea-publicans will fap over her.
Hmm so Okweef would be a man-beard then? It's a bit of a stretch, but I am sure he will do it. Besides, he has to be getting tired of Lightfart's onion breath.
If it's so good for her, I will give her my share free of charge. Of course, then she'll turn into Godzilla Reborn or something equally skeezy.
Have she learned nothing from movies? Radiation created Godzilla. Oh wait, she's sweet on him. She wants to have his babies. Oh Annie, you hopeless, hopeless romantic. But that kind of creature-on-creature relationship does not fit the mold of traditional family values. Sorry, I don't make them rules.
Huh. I figured her for a Rodan or Ghidorah freak– the eggs, the shrieking…
Even Godzilla has standards, you know.
And now for tonight's "Reptiloid Report" on FAUX Nooze…
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Remember when Ann was the Bat Shit Crazy Republican par excellence?
Now she just fades into the background noise of the Glen Becks, Rush Limbaughs, Michelle Bachmanns, Sarah Palins, Sharon Angles, etc. etc. etc.
It must be so frustrating when you use to have it made, but now you are simlpy too normal for your old followers.
It's like the brave soldier — or suicide case — who attacks the machine gun nest and then the troops use the corpse as cover and then step over it as they advance….no, I'm just kidding, she's just an androgenic cunt and all the others are asswipes.
Finally! Someone has the balls to stick up for radiation!
Next up, perhaps Glenn Beck will inform us that stabbing oneself in the eye with a jagged piece of glass is a good way to increase penis size.
Jagged piece of glass in the eye or GTFO!
He'd pretty much have to do that live to get his ratings up.
And then OBAMAR can say "no, that's not true", and Republicans will try to make it mandatory, and there's a Tea Party rally coming up. I like where this is going.
Another Inalienable Right the Obamatatorship wants to DENY to the American People.
Boy, Bill's working really hard to keep from slapping her upside the head and saying, "Get the hell off my show, you crazy bitch."
She makes O'Reilly look like Disraeli.
Jewish?
How awesome is it that two people who clearly know not a goddamn thing about science are on teevee, talking about science?
And it's not even on the public access cable channel! Democracy!
they both have a history of discussing other topics on tv they know little about.
That's because they aren't biased about science. Anyone who knows "a goddamn thing" about science has a pro-science bias and cannot be trusted.
Wake up Sheeple!
Because Nancy Grace had the day off?
I'm pretty sure O'Reilly thinks cancer is an "infection" and that the victims of the A-bombs were incinerated by the radiation. When he goes to "nuke it" in the microwave, he probably thinks he's cooking with radiation. And from his gestures he made in describing standing in radiation (like lying on a beach and taking in the sun), it seems he also thinks ultraviolet light is radiation as well.
It must be pleasant to live in such a simple world. Idiots truly are to be envied!
Nancy Grace on one side and Trann Coulter on the other. Who knew he/she lawyers were also radiation experts.
And with that performance, Ladies and Gentlemen, we conclude this round of America's Biggest Idiot Asshole, nuclear dumbfuckery round. Nancy Grace put up a good fight, but the winner, by an adam's apple, is Ms. Coulter.
Ann Coulter is the kind of "women" even bill o'reilly would not sexually harass.
Not even with a falafel?
"A stunning number of physicists" = zero.
She lied?! I'm stunned!
Uranium futures are the future! Get them while they're hot!
Where does Uranium come from? Uranus?
She certainly picked a subject that gives her an easy way to prove her point — I'm sure she's just dancing around the Fukushima countryside right now, eating the spinach and drinking the milk, right? Oh, she's still here? And it's President Obama who's the wimp, for — um — attacking Libya? No, I don't get it. Don't get it at all.
Ann Coulter should eat a bag of lightly-salted nuclear fuel rods.
She wouldn't do that – salt makes her retain water….
And masturbate with an inanimate carbon rod.
And that would be a video of Trannie Annie I actually would watch.
Also, next time you're at the zoo, pet one of the tigers. It's very good for you.
well, cats are supposed to lower your blood pressure, therefore cogito ergo sum, the bigger the cat, the bigger the benefit.
A lot of people are afraid of large cats, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.
She should try shooting one of the big ones with a slingshot, that takes low hanging, hairy, radioactive balls. I think she's got the stones!
On the other hand, radiation from x-rays are bad, because the x-rays might reveal something oddly out of place.
You mean like this?
Tell me she did not say "the coolest cat in my column". Poor guy will never live it down.
In the Assange post yesterday, someone said O'Reilly had diddled their pet whilst housesitting. So, in this case, we'd be talking about the "coolest column in my cat."
I wonder if Ann will volunteer herself to prove this.
One can only hope.
Well, now we know just how big a dipshit a right-winger has to be for even O'Reilly to say, "Fuck it, you're nuts."
Won’t somebody please find a way to make Ann Coulter popular again?
So, did you see "Network"? Remember how Howard Beale began to become pathetic? Remember how it ended?
God that is sexy. Make it so, please. I will chip in money to help pay.
I'm a big fan of Sybil the Soothsayer..I mean O'Reilly.
So, Hippie Tim Robbins will take care of her, then?
J. Frank Parnell/Mann Coulter: Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too. When they canceled the project it almost did me in. One day my mind was full to bursting. The next day – nothing. Swept away. But I'll show them. I had a Lobotomy, um, sex change in the end.
Otto: Lobotomy? Sex change? Are you a chick with a dick?
Parnell/Coulter: Not at all. Friend of mine had both. He was a contarded talking head. You ever hear of the Federalists or Club For Growth? Destroys people – leaves money growing. Fits in two words, low taxes. It's so stupid, no one knows it's there until – BLAMMO. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad or change your sex. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So he had a lobotomy/sex change. Now she's well again.
bullshit. you're just a white suburban punk like me.
But it still hurts!
let's go get sushi and not pay.
Dude, I was so thinking of that quote.
Talk, talk, talk. I urge Ms. Coulter to travel to the Fukushima plant to demonstrate to the rest of us the many beneficial effects of radiation.
She could go for a nice swim in the pool in reactor #3 I hear it's a heated pool.
"I think that's how it's pronounced, I've only read about it"
And, yeah, that clearly qualifies you to write a book about it.
Apparently the physicists didn't tell Old Ann about the importance lead shielding given her face. She should expose herself to about 5 Sieverts of gamma radiation and tell us how her cellular system is behaving (Hint: It won't feel good).
"Cancer is good for you! People who die of cancer have much less death due to heart disease"
"Well, how did the cancer get there? How did the moon get there?"
"People who die of cancer have much less death due to heart disease" "
Excuse the cliche, but, DUH!! People who die of ANYTHING have less death due to heart disease! You can only die once!
Tessiee, you ignorant slut.
I resemble that remark!
How the fuck did Ann Coulter get there? Ergo, God Disproved
Yes, Ann, radiation is good for you. I think you should expose yourself to as much as possible right away.
I'm willing to bet a good, strong dose of radiation to Ann's brain won't damage the quality of her commentary.
That's it! I'm buying a time share at Chernobyl while the prices are still right!!!
Physicists? What about biologists and ecologists?
Claims to be a woman, adam's apple is the size of a cantaloupe… Can't explain that!
Adam's apple goes up, Adam's apple goes down – never a miscommunication!
She turned you down, huh? Check this out–the sky is falling! Even the EuroTards are starting to catch on. Got progress?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1369129/B…
She's a woman, damn it! A woman with a six inch clit.
I don't understand why anyone would go through the trouble of having gender reassignment and not follow through with small details like shaving down the Adam's Apple or having some injections so they actually have an upper lip.
So, Ann Coulter's nose: A sign of advanced-stage syphilis, or nose-job gone awry? Either way, her voice is really annoying, which seems to be a theme amongst right-wing women. Can these experts explain either of these? Why yes, I DID just finish off my second 6-pack of the day. Why do you ask? And who just peed on my leg?
Apparently, I already "voted" on this, so I can't favor you with another love-tap, but it wasn't me who just, uh, you know.
Ann Coulter is amirite? Sure, God Almighty created both radiation and arsenic.
Try some uranium and arsenic in your Tantrictini some time Ann…it's God's will.
Or creme brule maybe?
She kept ranting about a minimum dose "they" say you shouldn't exceed. Its a maximum dose. She also shouldn't use Nancy Grace as her media reference standard. Controlled, theraputic doses can be beneficial, it the uncontrolled exposure that's the problem. Ask the GIs that the Army deliberately exposed to atomic radiation in the 50's, if any of them are still around. What, no spell checking in Firefox 4.0! I'm doomed!
Ann Coulter?
Was Gretchen Carlson busy THAT NIGHT?
Ann Who?
So when does her plane to Japan leave for her beneficial radiation spa day?
"You have to urr on the side of caution," apparently, guys.
I think some radiation could do Mann some good. Maybe it could mutate that 9" penis back into an ordinary vagina…or turn that Daniel Craig-in-drag looking face into something vaguely female. But what the fuck do I know. ?
This is what I know, El Pinche, it is easier to dig a hole than build a pole.
Radiation has feelings too, you know.
Downfisting troll puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
now it puts the lotion in the basket. put the fucking lotion in the basket!
Apparently we struck a soft spot.
Yeah, I don't think his skull ever fully closed.
Yet his mind did. Interesting.
zing!
Well, if there's anyone on the planet that resembles a steaming pile of Uranium 235, it's that remarkably self-absorbed excuse for a human being.
"New to area. Very fit classy, successful guy. 39, 6ft 190lbs, blond/blue. smooth hard body. Looking for a sexy right wing commentator that i can spoil. I promise not to disappoint."
She turned you down, huh? Check this out–the sky is falling! Even the EuroTards are starting to catch on. Got progress?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1369129/B…
Parting gift for you, KennyBoi: http://frozenrosengrens.blogspot.com/
Good gravy, that emaciated harpy would make Barnum blush. Coulter's pitch about radiation and hormesis is loonier than the ads that tell Thumbelina, our beloved down-fisting troll, that for just $99.95 he can turn his shriveled nothing into a 10-inch wonder. Shit, that video makes O'Reilly appear a voice of reason.
If you want to spend some time seeing Radiation Annie get schooled, try going here.
Great link. Thank you. Consider yourself fisted.
Jeezus Krispy Kreme my head kind of hurts after being exposed to all that knowledge.
Still can't read or hear "hormesis" without snickering a little to myself. Whore me, sis!
*sigh*. Looks like I just wasted $99.95…
"in Yucca Mountain"? Finally – we'll put that boondoggle to use and it will have been worth every penny.
We are locking the door after they go in, right?
Oh of course. I picture it like this:
Us: "Hey teabaggers! There is some spent nuclear fuel to cuddle with down this here tunnel!"
Hoverounds: "WHIIIIIRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrr…….(distant echo)"
Door: *slam*
The radiation comes in. The radiation goes out. Never a miscommunication.
Could we please settle this by sending both Ann Coulter and Nancy Grace to go clean up the Fukushima reactors, with different exposure times, and then seeing which one croaks first?
You know, for science.
Also, any time Bill O'Reilly starts sounding like the voice of reason, I get very nervous.
Even better, we could start storing radwaste in Ann Coulter's bunker. You know she has one.
A bunker, I mean.
I live a good life, Jack. No way am I listening to that thing blabble through her flapping hole about anything. To Billo even. FTA!
Yes, Ann. It's not early detection of breast cancer through digital mammography to be highly regarded in thwarting cancer, it's the radiation in the imaging. Shit, why do the doctors even look at the results?
Suck a dick.
EDIT: That was the answer to number 3.
Wow, I just thought of what we can do with all the radioactive waste that Obama and Cheney are ushering in with all their new nuke plans! We can dig a hole 100 miles under Dick Cheney's Moleman caves and put mAnn down there. Once she eats enough of it, she will emerge from the ocean floor 100 feet tall, and then we will be more justified in attacking her with a giant robotic ape.
After watching this (10 seconds anyway) I have one thing to say. "GOOD NEWS ALL YOU FUKUSHIMA WORKERS! Li, stop bleeding out of your eyes. Wan, must you pull all your hair out now? I've got something you might wa… Goddammit, somebody get Hu's body-parts off the floor. Now listen up…"
Err, might want to work on your stereotypical names. Should be Yamaguchi, Hashimoto, Suzuki, etc….
So, Paddy and Mick walk into this sushi bar…
…and Guido the bartender says, "光る魚の内臓"
…to which Pedro says "That's not my wife!"
Haha, never gets old.
Sheesh, I was trying to be considerate and not use anybody's real name.
Now you tell us.
I'm glad you went after our colleague. I was gonna give him/her/it/them a pass on the Chinese names. Maybe CJ was thinking of the China Syndrome?
Now, before the ceremonial saki-toss…
How'dit get dere? Yeah, good question. Ann also wants to know "how is babby formed?"
This dude obviously has a little sugar in him.
Garbage goes in, garbage comes out. You can't explain that.
I'd like to thank all the hard working wonkateers for all the fucking fantastic dick jokes in this thread. It's easy to just say "Ann Coulter is a man with a penis!", but you guys have brought the funny and a hilarity-induced tear to my eye.
KEEP IT COMIN', YOU FILTHY BASTARDS!
i was listening to a little of that and then realized i was listening to a little of that and it was really pretty annoying and really she should just shut up.
k. now i have to memorize some james joyce or something.
I feel an irresistable urge to come up behind that terrible woman with a long pair of scissors and just cut that mane of tranny hair off and sell it to the Chinese or something.
And then I'd pie her.
I'll repeat my comment from when someone mentioned this the other day…
…either:
(1) Ann doesn't understand that there are different types of radiation that can effect you in different ways depending on the amount of exposure, and can also have unhealthy long term effects (for example, chemotherapy can fight your cancer but also make you so sick your hair falls out); or
(2) Ann's a dumb bitch who is exceptionally good at being oblivious to any information that doesn't fit neatly within her pre-existing world view.
Please let this be the final straw of stupidity that gets her banned from television forever.
Just have to say, you would really need a set of balls to want to go to Fuc'u(Hiro)shima
and Ann is packing a big pair.
Good to hear. The Japanese are looking for more people to get in there and work on the Fukushima reactor. If anyone can make a room full of rods go limp and impotent, it's Coulter.
Alternative Title: Local Ladyboy Speaks on the Virtues of Nuclear Waste.
Yes, Ann, radiation is great. In twenty years all the super trendy Japanese teenagers will be dressing to accentuate their scars from the surgery to repair their Chernobyl Hearts.
Ann, radiation causes sterility in men, so you should be quite concerned about potential penile issues.
Ann is just desperate because the GOP isn't having enough conferences where everyone gets to assfuck the tranny.
YES beating a dead horse but in one sentence "As the New York Times reported it doesn't get press…". Yes how could it possibly get press, being reported in the press?
Thank Gawd! I understand now. Republicans are not just crazy inhabitants of bizarro world. They are contrarys. Everything bad is good and everything good is bad. Health care bad, radiation good. Soon they'll begin walking backwards. Ollie North has converted them all into contra zombies. It all makes sense.
America needs more strong men like her.
Check them carefully – it may be that some of your opinions make sense, which would be grounds for dismissal if you were a Fox-fucker.
That Voldemort-looking deuce talks a big game – Now let's see her pony up and sit in the radiation tub herself for a few days. Sheesh.
Bile-belching polemicist is a bile-belching polemicist.
It's not only The Aristocrats….it's Botoxical!…
what does 911 have to do with radiation. He's an idiot
What a hideous horse faced bag of bones.
…then they all kicked Coulter in the dick and everyone lived happily ever after.
**ethnic howls, hoots, and whoops**
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