Before you think about relief efforts in Japan, please take a moment to consider the world’s truest victim, James O’Keefe, who desperately needs your cash. “We’re ready and waiting to expose more government corruption. But — it all comes down to money,” he wrote to his e-mail list, like a common whore. O’Keefe says that recent deceivingly edited NPR video, which didn’t really catch anything, but still resulted in people being fired, somehow cost him $50,000. And he really needs that 50k right now to pay off his credit cards. So if any big-pocketed conservative guy out there would like to help this lithe, translucent young man, he’d probably be very appreciative, if you know what we mean. It’s not like he can count on federal funding for his projects. YET.
“If you help us pass $100,000 — we can do two new videos…” O’Keefe said. “…And if by some chance, we raise $1,000,000 — we could expose 20 disturbing cases of government abuse and corruption. But, all I’m worried about is $50,000 right now.”
“Give what you can and take the Survey on Media Responsibility and Ethics. America needs The Project Veritas to grow quickly. But, we can’t continue, much less grow, unless we receive financial support soon.”
The survey implores readers to donate and ask questions like “Do you think the mainstream media will have to embrace the tactics used by James O’Keefe’s The Project Veritas to be credible in the future?”
Yes. Every news interview will have to be done by luring a guest onto a boat full of lube and dildos. Nothing but that highest standard of excellence will be treated as real journalism. [TPM]
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I'll give him some money when he learns how to use a comma.
And an em dash.
I suppose it all depends what that elipses is taking the place of?
But either way it looks like that should be a semicolon there, no matter what Lightfart is doing to his colon.
I'd consider if he'd agree to go into an extended coma.
I don't know what, you're talking about.
Neither do, I?
What, the Koch Bruddahs bounced a check on him?
Koch whoring not paying what it used to – these are tough times.
I don't know. Valerie Cass got significantly more than the last person who had her government job.
Once the quarter stopped bouncing, the checks started bouncing…
Well if the 'boy' needs some help with his 'rent', conservatives are the go-to guys.
Why hasn't he formed a PAC yet?
"Paging Larry Craig: Someone to see you in stall six."
It apparently takes a lot of money to keep that young man in dildos, lube and pimp outfits from the 1970's.
Strange thing, actually. That fur he wore in the pimp video? He'd borrowed that from his Aunt Edna without telling her. Then, right after the video raw footage was finished, he was attacked by three PETA activists who poured blood all over the coat. He hid it from her as long as he could, but of course she found out eventually. She no longer lets him in the house every day to rub her feet and he no longer has access to her checkbook when she's in the bathroom.
That's why this ambituous young fellow has money troubles.
Tucker Carlson lost some weight.
What's poor Tucker going to do when he realizes he's last year's model?
Call Ted Haggard for advice on a comeback.
Just when you think there is no good news, Jack steps up with some sunshine.
Fuck him and all the teabagging idiots that will send him money.
Why isn't he "investigating" (har de har har) Conservative corruption?
Why isn't this dildohead in jail?
In his most delectable secret fantasies, he probably asks himself the same thing.
Edit: I forgot. Eww.
I heard ol' Becky's spot is opening up at Faux News. Maybe he can take his bullshit to the Big Show for bullshit psuedo-journalists.
Two words for you James: Rentboys.com
Too high-class. Craigslist CE — make sure you ask for the "donation."
A guy who spends all his time getting outfitted as a pimp and setting up business donations on behalf of Muslims with international ties should have a better rolodex.
Doesn't he have a Nigerian uncle?
To tell a family secret, his grandmother was Dutch.
Be a good Captain, James, and go down on your ship.
Be a good Captain, James, and go down on your shipmates.
There, I think James would prefer it that way and make more money.
HEY DOWNFISTER. Every time you touch the DOWNFIST I am gonna WANK over a pic of a CONSERVATIVE PROVOCATEUR
LET'S MAKE SWEET MUSIC FUCKER
I don't know whether to upfist or downfist that, so I did both.
Wait, what?
Double fist? Kinky…
Seriously, man, it doesn't matter. If anything, it has seriously raised everybody's scores due to the backlash. Plus, Wonkette gets ad revenue from trolls viewing pages to downfist… so, in the end, you have these simpletons tirelessly devoting themselves to earning Wonkette money.
Meh, I have two of them following me on their eHoveRounds downfisting everything I type. I don't even comment that often or that cleverly. But I feel like I'm giving Teh Oldz something to do in their waning, confused years. Then I cry myself to sleep because my low pee score is easily the most important thing in life. Ever. Also.
Viginia Foxx.
Panhandling is the new entrepreneurial spirit! Christine O'Donnell was way out in front on this.
Hell, Sarah Palin made her career out of it.
And Haley Bahr-Boouer, who says lobbying prepared him for the presidency. If lobbying isn't asking for money, then neither is prostitution.
Been wondering. Has Haley's house been rebuilt yet and have he and bushie been able to get pounded holding hands and watching the sunset on the porch yet?
That was Hairboy Trent Lott, wasn’t it?
My bad. I thought they were the same guy. I must be racist for crackers. They all look the same to me.
When was it ever not?
The only place Christie is out in front is with his gut that sticks out 10 times as far as his penis. Caught a side shot of him last week and was impressed that a man that fat could even run for office.
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for some freedumbs today.
For $1m, Jaymse will be able to utilize the latest in green-screen and CGI technology, enabling him to get earth-shattering admissions from Barack Obama, FDR, and Mao-Tse Tung!
There is a difference between the three?
FDR couldn't make that back door cut worth a shit in his wheel chair.
True, but did you ever see Mao drive the lane?
No, but I heard KimJong Il can jam it with the best of them.
Maybe, just maybe, it is time the boy got a job???????
That's BOI…
me thinks.
Like paying taxes, only little people get jobs.
I am sure he has given plenty of jobs.
Get a hob, you ippie!
"Dear Mr. O'Keefe — Thanks for all your hard work. Please use this money to sneak more underage Salvadoran girls across the border."
I wonder if I sent him a dollar with the above note if he'd feel obligated (out of a sense of — what?) to return it. Because by his rules, he'd be complicit in a crime if he took it.
Rush will sign on if it's underage Salvadorean boys.
I thought Rush was into little Dominican kids. My bad!
All them brownz like alike. Well, except the ones that look kinda Asian.
Our downfister is all over this thread like Santorum on Larry Craig's ass.
His account name is Spanky 2b, which is adorable. I just imagine a little freckle-faced munchkin furiously pounding his pud to Victoria Jackson videos.
I get more of a vision of him waxing on and off to Samuel L Jackson…but that's just me.
Ooooo – just got fisted! Perv!
He may be watching Victoria but he spunks over Barry; the boy can't help it.
I have actually acquired 2 wingnut stalker downfist-fetishist followers. I like to make occasional forays to the intellectual wasteland that is Breitbart and I think the mix of wit and original thought draws mouthbreathers like moths to a flame. I still haven't figured out what victory they think they are achieving here though
It's a virtual victory. Like November 2010.
Handle has to be a tribute to Tory belle lettrist Paul "Spanker" Johnson.
ha ha. priceless.
Look… it is following us all: http://intensedebate.com/users/2370767/following . Following 391 of us. Holy crap, what a waste of carbon is this troll.
Hahahahaha. That is so fucking hilarious, it's even worth the downfisting. Just the mental image of this guy so angry at the libs being snarky that he went to the trouble of clicking follow on 391 people. Oh god, and then *hee hee* clicking all those down thumbs pretty much every goddamn day.
Fucking priceless. *snort*
We can't all be leaders – some can only follow.
God. Damn. I was happy as a Coulter in a pool of radioactive coolant water when I noticed I'd picked up a pee pt today to get all the way up to the rather (to be honest) pathetic level of 88 and then I see I don't hate idiot republicans enough or don't communicate my disgust clearly enough to even be followed by this loser. Christ, I must suck as a commentator! Maybe it's because I'm redundant. (See: dumb republicans.)
Truly pathetic…I suggest it get a job or conversely stop being such a pussy.
Yay! I made somebody's list of something! You like me! You really, really like me! Wait, what?
No wonder I've been languishing in the 80's, . . .not that I need affirmation in my Palin Derangement Syndrome or anything. It isn't like I'm lonely.
Fappy 2day was already taken.
I don't know if this will help, but I happen to have, leftover from Halloween, a case of premeasured, disposable douches.
GO ON…….
+1
You have a case full of Newt Gingriches?
Metamarc, I just want to drop in once again to say that I honestly don't know how you even bear to troll on Breitbart. I dropped into one of those threads, and, good god. If you told me I was looking at comments on Stormfront.com, I wouldn't have questioned that claim.
Oh dear, a survey. What could possibly go wrong with that?
It's hard out here for a gimp…
That signature looks a little femmie, James. Or am I reading too much into this?
Money?
I suggest you learn how to suck dicks at a professional level.
"Learn"?
that picture looks like the poster shot from a languid quiet movie involving tortured homosexual gentlemen in great houses in 1920's britain.
'moving books slightly to the left…'
I like how he has his hair cut to hide them baby fucking new year ears he has. He has huge, misshappen ears, also.
Prolly from Lightfart tugging on them from behind.
"But, all I’m worried about is $50,000 right now.”
Oh yeah? Well, all I'm worried about right now is $500 for an x-ray. Get in line, asshole.
When I hear this guy open his mouth, the first thought that comes to mind goes something like "WHO ASKED YOU TO TALK!?"
“We’re ready and waiting to expose more government corruption. But — it all comes down to money…”
There ya go. You answered your own question of, "Why the corruption." So I will send nothing.
my first question was, how the fuck did that stupid video cost $50k. My new question is- why do all of these cost the exact same amount of money? "Something Something Corruption video"= fifty grand. "Cat walking on a piano"= FIFTY GRAND, SUCKERS GIMMEE
I read that as "cat wanking on piano" and thought "that's a new take on keyboard cat"
There's something wrong with my brain, I suspect.
$50,000 a video!? At these prices, I'll take government abuse and corruption any day. Plus, that godawful NPR "video" looked worse than anything someone might make with an iPhone, and should have cost no more than $500 including everyone's lunch tab with a bottle of Chateau Margaux thrown in for good measure. Just imagine what James O'Keeffe would charge if he were responsible for supplying the Pentagon with monkey wrenches and toilet seats.
Grifting comes in…grifting goes out
Total BS. I shot a short on 16mm, on location, fully dressed sets, costumes, paint, fed and housed my crew for 4 days, trucks, cameras & rigs, lighting dude with a truck full of fancy crap I know nothing about, paid for color correction and processing, editing, etc etc etc all for $20k.
LIES all LIES.
which makes me wonder why we aren't making our own stupid okweef style movies? I am sure where are way more motivated and talented libtards out there and plenty of gop corruption and sleeze to go after…
Oh sure the opportunity to make them is there but since no one in the lamestream media would even notice, you might as well just talk to the wall.
I think it's because the exposés wouldn't be news.
Seriously, who'd be surprised if a Queef-style investigation of the AFA (of Bryan Fischer fame) caught one of its employees using viciously anti-gay or possibly racist language? Nobody, that's who. We here would simply roll our eyes and make snarky comments, and the right wing would laud them for speaking the truth and not giving in to Political Correctness.
edit: moar because this pisses me off
That teabagging fuckweasel Walker was caught on tape talking about inciting violence in crowds for political gain and also admitted to considering subverting the political process for ideological reasons. What happened to him? Fucking nothing, that's what, apart from other teabagging arsegaskets wanting him to run for president.
Booze time.
Ken,
Please hire this guy. It'll keep him out of trouble with the law, pimps and his parents. They've recently evicted him from their basement. He shacked up with his uncle but his unc wouldn't spoon… He then went on to a cousin. But, alas, he was tossed like yesterday's salad. Now he can't even afford one of those STD infected condom thing-ys.
Who will take care of the teeming masses is you don't step up to the plate on this Ken, Jack or whoever?
Thanks tons, hugs
Pickels
Toss him a fiver for getting you off. You know you fapped to the thought of him stimulating you.
How much can we give him to make him go away for good?
Who? O'Keefe or the downfister?
Well, we'd have to consult a veterinarian for the precise dosage needed for a rodent of this weight, height, etc. Once we have that, we'll have an answer to your question.
OOOOOOOO DOWNFISTER YOU DO IT SO GOOD
Assuming O'Keefe does not want to pursue the obvious solution and be a rent boy (perhaps the market is flooded at the moment?), why doesn't he go on Dancing with the Stars, like every other unemployed wingnut?
That, or join the other clowns and run for President.
Or, come to think of it, open a dildo shop.
James, the possibilities are endless…
but what would he call his dildo shop (of horrors)?
Grand Old Plugs? James O'Face's Dildopolis? The Hidden Ramera? The Pubic Option?
"James, the possibilities are endless…"
…and your depravity, bottomless.
no, you need a bottom and a top. i don't think two tops would work.
Or, you could give me the $100K. I'll produce one highfalutin piece of porn and give you a 20% return on your investment. What's Sasha Grey's fee nowadays?
For $20/person and a couple bottles of vodka, I'm sure I can get you some performers for less than whatever Sasha's fees are.
Victoria Jackson and Dennis Miller?
That was really uncalled for. I have a vivid imagination. And I'm pretty sure Victoria Jackson'd pull a train for a piece of pie and a pillow to cry into. In the name of Jesus, of course.
So sorry, but conservatives have already spent all their money hoarding gold, ammunition, gasoline, and incandescent light bulbs. There's barely enough left over to pay the private fire department subscription rates.
However, I, as a representative of the Society to Promote Sharia Law and Underage Sex Slaves, have been authorized to donate up to $50,000 for your cause – let's discuss it over lunch.
Koch sucker should pull himself up by his John Galt pimp bootstraps.
Poor dumbass should have kept the pimp outfit.
hey, he's just looking for an invisible handout!
A conservative asking for handouts?!!!!!!!!!!!
(breathe)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Isn't that just another name for campaign donations?
Great, he's running for Prez too?!!!
All libtard enterprises live off handouts!
Really, $50,000? How much video editing equipment can one rentboy own?
And, hell, if he just treated money like his videos, he would be churning out bad copies on his ink jet. Equally ethical, and he would deserve everything he got.
Paypallin' ain't easy…
It is funny to see him begging for cash, I'm sure he still gets his allowance from Unca Andy and those nice Koch fellows, but Jimmy wants a BMW reaaallly bad. Or to pay for getting laid, 'cause Dog knows, he isn't getting it for free with a face and a warm personality like his.
Why is anyone surprised that the videos cost $50K? Tapes don't just deceptively edit themselves.
is it accompanied by him taking a picture of himself in his bathroom mirror? what about his Amazon wish list? buying him stuff won't make him love you. k thx bye.
Yo J-dog! Keep your lilly white cracker pimp hand strong!
"Up 'til now, my friends and I have financed all of our work on our own — running up major credit card debt,"
You do realize of course that to finance something… you PAY for it.
And… you have friends?
Run up debt just like his idols Ronald Reagan and George Bush
And, while I hate to be serious for a second, can anyone, even Breitbart on a coke bender, claim that O'Keefe has exposed corruption? Made a few people look foolish because they were foolish enough to listen to him, been arrested a few times, failed to have sex with a CNN employee, but, corruption? And, heck, even the people he made look foolish, he had to edit the tape to hide the truth. It's not like he showed that the governor of a state was perfectly happy to send goons into a crowd to cause trouble if only he didn't think he might be caught, or would take the phone call from any rich conservative donor that called out of the blue. Now, that, my friend, is corruption.
Yes, but Lionel, dear Lionel, you live in the real world, whereas our darling Mister O'Keefe lives in Spoogeville.
I think he exposed quite a bit of corruption, maliciously editing videos like he has done.
Oh wait…
And Breitbart posting the fake clips.
And FOX News dedicating days of coverage to them.
Wait…., Has James O'Keefe really been a liberal fifth column all along?
I don't get the idiot downfister. Are we supposed to cry and learn a lesson and stop commenting or something? How pathetic.
If the brainless mouth-breathing slack-jawed drooler doesn't like it here, why isn't he on some similarly inhabited site impressing his peers with his mono-syllabic wit and wisdom, and perhaps even a photo or two showing off his undoubtedly green and mossy teeth?
There. If I'm going to get downfisted, might as well give the fart-sniffing weasel a reason.
he wants to show how mean we are. that we are guilty of poisoning the public discourse like we claim the other side is. because what someone says on the internets is just as influential to national public opinion as someone who receives national media coverage.
But saying mean things about venal barbaric sociopaths means that you love terrorists & hate Amerika! You must always be tolerant & civil to people who despise you & yearn to see you dead – it's Teh Amerikan Way!
i know…we're not allowed to use verbal "retaliatory force". i'll stop before the terrorists win. might be tough, though: they just bought Park Place and Boardwalk.
"You must always be tolerant & civil to people who despise you & yearn to see you dead – it's Teh Amerikan Way! "
I'm pretty sure it's the Democratic Way, also too. Sigh.
It's the Teabagger version of "activism." Anything more, well, active would require them to get up off the couch and wash off the Cheetos. And possibly even form a coherent thought.
who says you have to wash off the cheeto stains/crumbs?
now i'm imagining a teabagger washing a cheeto in a river until there's nothing left and then blaming me for it.
Bwahahah! Had I been eating Cheetos, my monitor would only be visible through an orange haze.
Doesn't that pretty much describe their reaction to the George W. Bush presidency. "Hey, what happened to all the money? The negro took it!
He's trolling for freedom!
OMG OMG OMG – "Impeach Obama" is following me now!
My milkshake brings the boys to the yard, bitches!
The tardboy known as Impeach was also spanky something and unionsrstreetgangs. Just another name-change, because it thinks we give a fuck.
I will love him and pet him and call him George.
Or shitferbrainz.
Just don't let him drink the milkshake after midnight.
"Impeach Obama" is following me now! "
Me too!
Just in case we're not all mortally wounded by the damage to our pee-scores, I hope he doesn't wise up to the fact that what would finish us off would be donations to Planned Parenthood in his name. Shhhh, nobody tell him, because I would HATE for that to happen.
O'Keefe needs a professional money manager. Like Christine O'Donnell.
He needs to get a real pro like $arah!
James, I know that panhandling over the internet is easier than your usual gig (sucking Elephant Dicks for a Dime a herd), but forget it. As long as you continue to post your likeness along with the pitch, you ain't getting squat. It's not so much that you're ugly, which you are; it's just that you are so unwholesome looking. (skin commences crawling)
Ill give him twenty dollars to punch him in his fucking face. And then when he's crying like a little bitch, I'll take that 20 spot back. That's capitalism in action folks
Take the twenty back and then donate it to NPR.
The bawling would be audible from orbit.
Well I plan to print some fake checks payable to Pimpy McFuckstick in the amount of 1 gazillion dollars from Jack Meoff. The check will be inside 4 different sealed and taped envelopes. Mail to:
Project Veritas
PO Box 96838
Washington, DC 20090-6838
This is a wonderful idea.
I wish I did not have so much to do because this actually sounds like a lot of fun.
A sticky bus token is in the mail!
Hell money. The billion yuan note, with "Bank of Hell" on the back.
“Give what you can and take the Survey on Media Responsibility and Ethics."
This coming from a man whose project dresses people as Muslims that incite Zionist slander to bait a professional kiss-ass into saying horrible things about Jews.
I know now that Glenn Beck ain't shit compared to this rodeo ass-clown.
I said ain't easy, homeslice.
Awwwww yeaaaaah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGRoEfRJSGs
I think there was a young Shock G on that cut.
I know !! He can pretend to be a bank robber and "borrow" the money from a bank.
Let's just hope the security guards and cops don't use pretend bullets.
Many, many thanks – and reciprocity, baby!
Fucking socialist, trying to live off the teat of his fellow man. MY TEATS ARE DRY, YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!! And somewhat saggy. Maybe I need a walk.
Next he'll be asking for money to pay back his loans to the government-subsidized state university where he received his education.
I'll give him $15.00 to not sleep with me.
Maybe he'll infiltrate a bank by pretending to be a bank robber. Lets just hope the security guards/cops don't use pretend bullets.
Resorting to the tactics of t.v.evangelists. How gauche!
The boy can become an editor for Foxx news if he needs the cash.
Come on jimmy, you could take it in the butt for some cash. It'll be just like working for andy breitbart again.
How the heck is he "under attack"?–did Daddy cut off his allowance?
Bingo!
OK folks, who's got a hidden cam, some audio software, and an open calendar?
Imagine the irony when a potential benefactor at a lunch date gets him to "admit" that he should be in jail for the phone-tapping stunt, the tea party is gullible enough to believe anything he makes up, and the public discourse would be better with him gone.
Pity the poor naive schlub they con into opening that PO Box. Hope they've got good gloves & a noseplug.
Option A: Everyone points & laughs, soon Man-Child-Troll winds up giving out blumpkins at truckstops, a hilarious 2013 "Where Are They Now?" TeeVee segment ensues … Option B: Dipshits give him oodles of money, hubris kicks in, Man-Child-Troll pushes things too far & becomes Bubba's New Girlfriend … yeah, I'm not seeing a problem here.
This jack off is an amoral mean spirited evil kochsucker and deserves to rot in jail, or hell, or both
The thing that makes me laugh is that, true to right-wing form, he actually thinks we care about this pee point thing. He goes back to Big Failiwood and brags about how upset we all are.
Once again, no sense of either humor or irony. If we wait long enough right-wingers are just going to disappear on their own because, let's face it, these people are not the fittest organisms in the ecosystem, if you catch my drift.
If we wait long enough right-wingers are just going to disappear on their own because, let's face it, these people are not the fittest organisms in the ecosystem, if you catch my drift.
Snuck in to the shallow end of the gene pool whilst the lifeguard was distracted?
I don't get this downfisting thing either. Sure, we all fuck around and laugh about it, but, like you say, who the fuck cares really? It's all about the humour and the ideas: both anathema to wingnuts.
Sure you sit up there with your elitist dark green three digit pee and say it doesn't matter (sob!). Actually I never cared until Woncut changed formats. Now I want to grasp that brass ring even though i know it's worthless.
*tosses the crybaby a p*
"Take it kid, I don't need it."
Thanks (honk, snort) that's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me. Fucking metrics making a p-whore out of me.
This is like irony and karma wrapped in a delicious krispy kreme doughnut
I for one will be quite happy when this little twit is sued into oblivion for libel and slander. You know his days in court are coming.
Pimpin' ain't easy.
- Big Daddy Kane
You can't even act like a respectable whore. Maybe you can film Christine O'Donnell getting plowed by a massive black Rambone® on your dildo rape boat. Hell, I'd buy that.
O'keefe is totally a STR8 shooter and some generou$ guy will cum to his rescue.
Im kinda hoping someone like Schlinger from Oz will cum in his ear.
"I don't always wish for someone to end up penniless and in the gutter, but when I do, I wish it on James O'Keefe."
That's the most interesting comment alive!
At first I read that as penisless and thought "Oh man wouldn't it be great if James O' Keefe went to prison and somehow got his penis cut off?"
Thank you for the wonderful sleep I will get tonight.
Haha. Penisless would work too. Penisless and in the gutter. Man, hahaha. That's being in a bad way indeed.
I've got a wad for ya', kid. Say "aaah".
Ugh. If I didn't already hate him, that misuse of the comma in his plea message would seal the deal.
Here's a fiver for Jimmy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-45xNr-udU
How about if I dress up like Thomas Jefferson and go over to the Chamber of Commerce and ask them for some help starting up a slavery trade.
Cardma is a bitch, and you're her pimp.
Turning tricks?
I'll gladly pay $50,000 to see a Magician incorporate gymnastics in his act…
Make a check out to James O'Kweefe. If he endorses it as "James O'Keefe" call your bank and accuse him of bank fraus for cashing someone else's check. If he endorses it "O'Kweefe" then post it online then tell the bank that you don't think that the check was cashed by the right person and make him show his birth certificate.
I'd give him my laundry money to dress like a 'ho and try to punk Paul Ryan.
James O'Keefe is not Oprah, yet.
Are those suspenders? You little limpdick fraud, why don't you just borrow Matt Drudge's fedora? I bet he'd let you have it for a handy if you let him finish on that pert face of yours. Wearing suspenders doesn't make you Edward R. Murrow. It doesn't even make you Larry King. Fuck, you'd have to spend ten hard long years making amends and turning your life around before clawing your way up to the level of Mork.
Piss on you and your journalist drag. Seymour Hersh has had shits with more journalistic integrity than you. But hell, so has Martin Bashir. Even Nancy Grace feels bad about sharing a profession with you, chucklefuck. Why don't you and Andrew Breitbart just take pictures of each others' dicks and get it over with.
Impressive!
"Fuck, you'd have to spend ten hard long years making amends and turning your life around before clawing your way up to the level of Mork. "
I have been roflmao'd.
He ain't lyin', is he?
He's a whore, and proud of it. Wait, are whores the ones that get paid?
O'Keefe used to just do it all for the taste of old spice and donkey butt, but he is finally yearning for a little more.
He could save some money cutting down on superfluous commas.
Those dildos, lube and Sade aren't free, you know.
He's intellectual enough to read de Sade?
A smooth operator he, ain't.
Edit: on the downfister thing: maybe a lot of work, but fun: if everyone knows who it is, serve them a page just like this one, except the code for both fists bumps p up +1. Nothing would frustrate the toddlers more than that. And our p-ness would get bigger, which makes everyone happy.
Why doesn't he just get a nice cushy job at at one of those extremist right-wing "think tanks", like most wingnuts who get into trouble?
I believe it originally read:
"We're under attack in the butt, but we're fighting back."
And that pesky auto-correction turned it into something dirty.
At least he hasn't gone out in a blaze of Federal Building. Yet.
What complete bullshit…James "pale faced dildo" O'Keefe should be in arears because of lawsuits, not begging for more money to spew more lies. People like this who's entire outlook is to poison the body politic should be shunned as the liars they are. Go find another table at a white power rally to hock your wares, James…stop begging for charity. This is another one of those wingnuts who hates welfare but doesn't see any similarity between his pathetic begging like this and welfare conceptually. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps you racist peckerwood and go work for a living like you people tell everyone else.
Well, to continue the vaguely homo/basketball references and not leave Barry out:
None of them can put it in the hole like Obama!
I believe it's "Fill the hole." (I missed you folks all day. My gubbmint job obliges me to work during bidness hours. The nerve o' them taxpayers!)
My, this Clontarf is tasty.
You guys are forgetting the folks who called up Scott Walker pretending to be Koch. That was noticed, and had an impact. More stuff like that, with carefully chosen targets and intent, could make a difference!
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