He should have stopped at the “uhhhhh.” So Newt was in favor of intervening in Libya, He couldn’t possibly comically completely switch his position once Obama takes his advice, right?
Give peace a chance! Unless Obama wants peace again; in which case, burn the mutha down. [Think Progress]
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So he's dumping Libya? Did it get cancer or something?
Probably has been having an affair with Yemen for weeks already.
Just old.
Newt also has a hard time making up his mind about wives . . .
Of course he switched sides. He realized muslim dictators can have many wives.
Then shouldn't become a Mormon like Mitt?
He already switched religions once too, maybe the third time will be the charm.
Newt providing another textbook example of mindless contradiction.
See: Argument vs. Contradiction.
Oh whatever. We all know Barry is just bombing Libya to take our attention away from Monica Lewinsky, amirite?
How can this man be president? He's never even quit a governorship.
I really think while we are in war mode we should scoot on over to North Korea and show them some bomb love too.
flipflopflipflopflipflop… Here comes Newtzilla, everybody hide!
He loves America so much that he sometimes has to stray from consistent policy views.
Newt Romney has a real credibility problem.
Yes means no and no means yes….Do you want me to punch you in the gonads Newt?
I think that scenario requires he has gonads. But, punch away!!!
Yes means no and no means yes….Do you want me to punch you in the smooth area where your gonads should be Newt?
(FIXED?)
No means yes, yes means anal. Get it right.
Vile bloated gasbag is vile.
He dumped his Libya position faster than a cancer-stricken wife.
So, Newt, are you wanting me to merely hate you and think you're a crook or do you want me to loathe you and think that you're a crook _and_ and ass?
His position is completely coherent and consistent: whatever Obama does, says, believes, is wrong. It's the kind of clear-headed policy sense that wins elections.
Hypocrisy thy name is Newt
Newtonian Physics! Every stupid opinion on Fox news has an equal and opposite opinion on fox news (as long as both opinions are that Obama is RONG).
Obama should say Newt would make a great president then watch that shady fu*k head explode.
He couldn't stick with his decision(s) to be married, or with his career as Juco adjunct professor, or as member of Congress. His mother should have named him Chameleon, not Newt.
Or Lou Sarah.
Poooor teatards. Their life would be so much easier if they didn't have to come up with a new PC way to call Barry a n****r every day.
I actually thought I clicked on an old link until I realized I was thinking of weeks ago and next door in Egypt. I'd make another red light/green light & killing brown people joke but I think that's pretty well played out.
I wonder if he's staring at Greta's tits.
Hello wife number four!
"Newt Gingrich" sounds like a disease that strikes newts.
Cue Sally Struthers for the "Let's cure Gingrich" commercials.
Newt chases his own ample tail.
Newt. I wonder if his parents realized just how prophetic their choice of names were for the slimy, cold blooded bastard they unleashed onto an unsuspecting world.
On Morning Joe today they were talking about Dowd's Valkyries and how they hen pecked Obama into this war. The most interesting/disturbing moment in their little confab was when Norah O'Donell used the phrase "this particular war" when responding to something Buchanan said. "This particular war"? Cause were neck deep in three of them right now which is like normal so you have to be sure you know which one you're talking about. Hey, we're busy and busy is good. Am I right?
Also, Newt wouldn't give in to the Valkyrie.
Because your bladder doesn't like you any more? Anyhow, my cousin Dr. Gefloigel is a terrific urologist. Lemme know if you want his digits!
no, really! My P-ness is deflating with every new post. I am distressed!
I think sometimes if you're a bit, shall we say, promiscuous in your commenting, your pee will start dribbling. But it will eventually come back. Besides, you've got a huge pee-ness already. Don't be greedy!
I don't think your Pness can ever be too big- just ask Clarence Thomas.
We're all suffering from Downfist Syndrome. A tiny-dicked parasite has attached itself to most, if not all, of us and is downfisting as fast as it can. I believe its latest name is "Biden: Impeach Obama".
gah! he is now stalking me on Intense debate.. can't we blog-war him, or whatever you anonymous/wikileaks people do to cyberdouches?
I'm just focusing on ignoring him, continuing with my work day (and wondering how I just pissed 48 ounces after only drinking 36 ounces of beer for lunch (yes, I did just use my empties to wizz in . . .) and smiling knowing that somehow the little smegma-encrusted breitbart fan is making Wonkette money just by clicking through . . . I say we welcome Trolly McTrollerson and offer him many golden showers should we ever meet him or his grave.
Hmm, wonder where THAT name came from? It sounds like it's time for Wonkette to do a post entitled "Conservative Micropenis Pandemic" & see if teh troll will give itself a new nom de niaiserie.
("Micropenis" = Reagan Rulez, "Pandemic" = Libz hate Amerika!)
Prostate problem?
Enough of the flp-flop, Newt. Get some Cialis already.
I seem to vaguely recall not so many years ago being lectured by Newt and his cohort that when we're at war, a good American supports his Commander in Chief and doesn't question/ criticize the management of the war. Looks like he flip-flopped on patriotism too.
That was already a flip-flop from his earlier position of "No blood for Monica!" Good think for America they stopped Clinton in his attempt to distract the country from his consensual blowjob by going after that one dude, what was his name again; bin ladle or something.
Nothing conveys 21st century presidential foreign policy gravitas like a big-ass "PIONEER Machine Shed" sign, buggy etching, and milk jug of funeral flowers.
What the hell, Newt, are ya mannin' the hostest stand at Chotchkie's now? And if so, where's your fucking flair?!
He should be sued for whiplash.
Newt's problem is that the president is near, he is suffering from a mental illness caused by the election of Barack Obama, a mental illness that is rampant in certain areas of the country and among certain demographic groups. It was all predicted prior to the election, when there was much speculation that the election of a "nigger president" would cause mental harm to a certain segment of the population, those often referred to as "ignorant redneck pigfuckers" and "meth-head trailer trash." At the time, it was feared that they might suffer actual physical harm to their skull and brain, that the pigfuckers' heads would "asplode." Asploded heads, fortunately, were nto as common as feared, but this condition that Newt is displaying, this "black president derangement syndrome," as I have come to call it, has become widespread. Most of the sufferers of this illness are called by the more colloquial term "teabaggers." They are easy to spot, as they tend to dress up as Ben Franklin, carry mis-spelled signs covered with incoherent non-sequitors, and spew idiocy and hate.
You know, I think you may be onto something….
This posting gets the around the world and back snap!
Why are we only allowed one upfist per post? It just isn't fair!
BPDS is clearly at the root of Newt's
logicdisconnected blather. Electroshock therapy is making a comeback, at least for depression. Maybe the Neuter should look into this for BPDS. Perhaps using a large Tesla coil.While flip-flop has a certain political definition, perfectly illustrated by these videos, Newt's jowls are the flippiest floppers ever.
It is yellow or green? (Mom used to ask that).
Obama Derangement Syndrome.
Like all Republicans, he forgets that little things like – oh – video cameras, for instance – actually exist. Oh, and You Tube.
This porcine shyster is just pulling a Christine O'Donnell style flim-flam – running for office to take contributions which will go to fund his next illicit affair so he can dump his current wife in case she gets sick and ends up in surgery too.
What the hell happened to Fred Thompson? He's the most promising of the bunch.
Seriously, I just saw him on some old-person-insurance-ripoff commercial last night.
Events are happening too quickly – Newt couldn't wait for Obama to be in the hospital battling cancer before abandoning him for a new position.
What a maroon…
Newt: "The United states doesn't need anyone's permission."
China: *cough*suck-my-dick-you-broke-biaatch*cough*
If there ever was a dip-shit, Newt is it.
btw he is the apotheosis of momma's boy, suckled too long, potty trained at twelve and forever fascinated with his own booboo. " Look ! It floats!! "
This is all President Obama's fault for making Newt think he wasn't going to do anything.
The wrong polar(izing) bear died recently.
But good Lord not in those skinny jeans!
Newt can't help it, he has about as much control over his mouth as he does his waistline. On a more positive note, however, I have decided I will vote for Barry again in '12 no matter how hard I may have to hold my nose, just to fuck with closet-racist dickwads like Newt.
Gadhafi "slaughtered his own citizens"? They said that about Saddam, too. That sounds bad, but Abraham Lincoln slaughtered his own citizens, too. Hundreds of thousands of them. You know, the Southerners. Lincoln himself claimed they were his citizens and that they deserved to be slaughtered because they disagreed with that view. But Lincoln is a hero, and has his picture on the penny. So now I'm confused. Is it OK to slaughter your own citizens or not?
Should've exiled the survivors to Dakota Territory, like happened to the Sioux. Hanged the leaders, too.
Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
This guy is a dick, huh?
you know what's really fun? playing those two videos at the same time / on top of each other.
newt mash-up of epic proportions.
also: 'gringrich one-on-one' is absolutely disgusting.
Plainly, Obama needs to speak out against huffing Javex while stuffing hedgehogs up your ass, ASAP!
Do it for the lulz, Mr. President.
"Killing your own civilians.." We can do it for you better at cost plus, with Halliburton and BlackWater!
Can anyone tell me what this http://townhall.com/political-cartoons/lisabenson...
Lisa Benson cartoon means? God, I miss the Comics Curmudgeon.
You're just getting old.
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