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The mentally ill are such ideal teevee guests, aren’t they?

For my next miracle, I will turn this Bible into attention for myself.
Oh, good thing she brought that book along to show in case we wanted to buy one. Hadn’t heard of it.

WAIT A SECOND, WHAT’S THAT ON HER PALM? Does that say “NH”? As in New Hampshire? Oh God, this woman is running for president. EVERYONE. EVERYONE THINKS THEY SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT. [Splitsider]

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