When your editor was in Japan last week, he was comforted by nuclear experts coming on the CNN International and informing their anchors they were wrong when they said the leaky reactors were going to turn everyone across the country and Pacific Ocean into Giga Pudding. But teevee judge/raging idiot Nancy Grace is not going to just sit there while some “weather science man” tries to tell her audience they aren’t going to explode within the next five minutes.
This is a video that is hosted on CNN.com, a purported news website, where there are supposed to be facts.
HLN’s Nancy Grace and Bernie Rayno of Accuweather.com debate the effects of the radiation coming from Japan.
Yes, a simple debate. On one side, a man who doesn’t have his own teevee show and yet is standing up against the anchor. On the other side, a woman who makes millions of dollars an hour convincing people to murder their children so they won’t be murdered by a stranger. We can all see who has more clout here and is thus correct. [CNN via Wonkette operative "Nathan D."]
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Fuck Marry Kill: Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Nancy Grace. You just can't win that one.
Oh, I'd fuck Glenn Beck out of spite.
KeepFnThatBecken…
Everyone likes a good hatefuck, but not the LDS Staypuft man. Just the smell….
I'd only do it for a glimpse of his Magic Golden Panties. But even then, he'd have to wear a ballgag. What? Oh, okay. Two ballgags, in case the first one slips.
You have two balls, he needs two ball gags…..I see an obvious solution to this problem. I hear he loves the Teabagging lifestyle.
Only if I were at the most fertile day of my cycle so I could present him the aborted glob of mucous (even I would have to do it by the 5th week) in a jar. With a Happy Father's Day card attached.
Dust, you have just answered the question "Why do I read Wonkette?" The average wonketteer snarks well, but every rare once in a while, someone types a comment so over-the-top, so maliciously, brilliantly funny in a warped way that I just have to sit back and marvel.
Of course you can win that one. But only if by "fuck" you mean kill, and by "marry" you mean kill.
Can I choose suicide?
My thought exactly: I'd kill myself and not worry about the rest faced with those choices.
I demand a menage a quatre.
Is Nancy Grace stupid by design, like genetics, or is it cultivated, like NoooCueLear power?
I'd like to see a Nancy Grace Vs Godzilla/Gojira movie. But the problem is that I'd have a tough time figuring out who is who as both Godillza and Nancy have awful skin, are pretty ugly, resistant to logic/reason, have radioactive breath and both want to make me scream: "Aeeeeeei monstoru!"
Godzilla is one that was World Series MVP.
He plays baseball too? And here I thought Godzilla's big thing was basketball against giant Charles Barkley.
I'd watch that, but I would have to turn away and cover my eyes when the little baby carriage is abandoned in the path of Nancy.
Your fantasy match-up makes me wonder… Remember the time Gojira had to fight Gamera because Gamera was acting all crazy and destructive and it turned out that he had a parasite inside him that was making him crazy? Maybe Nancy Grace is infected with some sort of parasite that makes her act like an arrogant guilt-sniffing cunt. What do you think?
She is THAT parasite.
Did she get Palin's hookworms?
I heard that!
Easy, every time one of them made you think, "Yeesh! What a stupid cunt!", that one will be Nancy.
Well at least Grace's being sure California is doomed can make us confident that California will be safe.
Thank goodness… finally some good news.
Fo' shizzle. Where the hell does this guano faucet live? Does she even know what California is?
Whatever it is that's radiating from this toxic cunt has already destroyed a good portion of California.
Tool
Nancy Grace scares the bejeesus outta me.That is one angry woman.
Mama told me it's not nice to make fun of people that are handicapped.
That hasn't stopped any of us from making fun of Sarah Palin.
Yeah, but that's different… she can't read or write or shut up long enough to find out.
Yer mama raised you right
And Nancy is, herself, a symbol of what mutation can do to the human species.
She is one odd looking bird. I blame her hairstylist, makeup artist and cosmetic surgeon, without whose efforts she'd probably look like any other middle-aged American broad who tawks funny smells of stale tobacco.
The nostrils… the nostrils… arrrghhhh!
Yet someone's gotta marry the ugly ones.
You know what Bernie? You're not the one PMSing today, okay?
From your mouth to God's ear…. from your mouth to God's ear…
I've noticed less tentacle rape porn.
She is equally certain anyone left alive will be raped to death by the Duke lacrosse team. Absolutely certain.
So she's catching the red eye to Raleigh so she doesn't miss out?
We're sooner likely to die from the clouds of toxic idiocy billowing from a**hats like her and her Faux News counterparts.
Screw the "Fountain of Youth." How about a "Fountain of Smart?"
We need to find that fountain and get it into the water supply NOW!
Even just a "Fountain of Not Quite Such An Asshole & Actually Think Before You Open Your Fucking Santorumhole" would suffice.
Bonus for Santorumhole!
Shouldn't Nancy be out searching for some missing white girl somewhere?
This is her approach to the criminal trial process as well. If there is a "detectable amount" of evidence, that's guilt "beyond a reasonable doubt" for ole' Nancy with her J.D.
Who on earth watches Nancy Grace? She is just vile. Must be dumb old people in the Midwest or something.
It must be an interesting demographic: Curious enough with world events to watch a cable news channel, ignorant, mean and gullible enough to listen to Nancy. Someone who is not far enough gone to take Beck seriously, but definitely not firing all those neurons effectively. Dumbass Light?
She's right! Before you know it, they'll be finding radiation in every single microwave oven everywhere in California.
And in sunny fields of spring flowers.
I wouldn't hate fuck her but I would hate beat her with a tire iron.
What do you have against tire irons?
Nancy Grace's skull, presumably.
Repeatedly. With zest!
I refuse to take her seriously until she gets a better hair style. Geez. If you're going to be a talking hair do, at least be an attractive one.
Of course, I have AccuWeather.com on my computer right now and it's telling me I'm sitting in the middle of thundershowers when I look out the window and the sun's shining.
I'll wait for more informed 'experts' before I run out to stock up on duct tape and plastic sheets.
I refuse to take her seriously until she gets a better hair style. Geez. If you're going to be a talking hair do, at least be an attractive one.
For real. That Tina Turner "Private Dancer" 'do was fucking fab for Tina Turner in 1983, only not so much today. Oh, and who did her makeup? The queen who got fired by Elvira, Mistress of the Dark?
Yep, it's about 70 here on the Nor-Cal Coast… and its never 70…
Must be that radiation someone was talking about.
They call her 'Dome Head' on The Soup.
Who cares about Nancy Grace or radiation or CNN. I want to touch the nice lady in the NetFlix ad's boobies. You know which one I mean.
From Transformers… now there's an apocalypse worth watching.
Seeing as how both Nancy and the boobies are modified sweat glands shaped with fatty tissue, I don't know which one you mean.
They don't call it the Golden State for nothing…at least we on the West Coast can stop worrying about the economy.
Also: I make it a policy to avoid Nancy Grace like radiation. I'll take my chances with the Japanese first.
Luckily, Alaska, Washington, Oregon, and Hawaii are safe.
Unluckily, Arizona, South Carolina and Mississippi are also safe.
AK, WA, OR, and HI are apparently part of flyover country and, therefore not worth mentioning. California matters because it has teh browns, movie stars, and electoral votes.
You don't a weatherman to known which way the irradiated wind blows.
she's gonna ride this one to fame. oh no that was her husband's corpse.
It's funny because—unlike her version of his murder—it's true!
Serious brain meltdown, Nancy.
Meteorologist/Schmeterologist. Nancy Grace is 'just a JD' but she knows an impending nuclear catastrophe when she sees one! OMG she's hideous.
The radiation won't be dangerous until it's responsible for more deaths than Nancy Grace already is.
And from what outhouse did Nancy Grace grab her JD?
What a total twatwaffle. Her rantings have absolutely no basis in science, not that science matters a wit in wingnut teevee and blogosphere. As a result of defense work mostly, our technical capacity now has the ability to measure radiation down to incredibly low levels.
This is part of why the Homerlander Security folk feel confident that we can avoid a walk-in bomb. Folks who have had nuclear med stuff get stopped on the streets by security folk from New York to Seattle because the detection levels are so incredibly low. You get zapped more if you risk stepping outside in Iowa without being wrapped in tinfoil than what is showing up on the left coast.
What a cunt.
If you watch her horrible show, it's the law school that teaches the police can do no wrong and are always right, and the accused are always guilty. Regents, maybe?
Soros, I'm afraid that if I watched her show I'd take my teevee up on the roof and give it a toss. Shouldn't be a prob though as my bride and I don't have cable. Gotta come through the ether or we don't see it.
I'd never intentionally watch her show either, but I used to live with my cable news loving parents, and the airports love the Headline News network.
Yep. In that respect she reminds me of how Law and Order SVU was the first few seasons. I was a huge Law and Order fan so I was ready to swallow SVU whole but I was immediately offended by the attitude the two main detectives always had, i.e., "if we're talking to you you scumbag then you're a guilty scumbag" or some such procedural laziness. That's Nancy!
Only the guilty want a lawyer!
She went to Mercer Law School in Atlanta.
Maybe she can bully the radiation cloud until it kills itself.
Nancy Grace–wasn't she the one who went on for months about the blond chick who drowned? And now she's an expert on nooclear fallout? Anyway, I have been to Cali and I think it has already mutated.
Far as I can tell, neither of them is a nuclear physicist – so fuck 'em both!
Well we should all look at a map. You don't need to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
Californians predict Nancy Grace will become a babbling idiot.
See!
She decided prior to the show that the radioactive fallout was a real danger! Prior to the show! Therefore Stare Decisis applies! So this dumbass weather guy who probably knows nothing about the actual world where people live just makes a fool of himself with Nancy because they don't teach you about Stare Decisis in "Green Screen School" or wherever weather guys get their cheap diplomas.
I'm flabbergasted – this may be the very first time I've found *any* angle for appreciating Nancy Grace. She has all the humility of Ann Coulter, she's as detached from empirical reasoning as Louie Gohmert, and her pronunciation of the vowel "u" takes one into a ravine of terrifying, grating sonic depth – but on the other hand, she appears not to have read the memo from the multi-billion dollar nuclear industry about the, you know, ixnay on the aryscray ewsnay.
General Electric owns another network, not this one, is why. [msnbc:
Not since the sale to Kabletown went through earlier this year.
GE still owns 49%, I think.
She should probably blow her nose and/or hire a diction coach before her next taping. But I'm no expert.
If there's any teevee jay-dee lay-dee whose completely uninformed assessment of a complicated scientific subject we should be taking seriously, it's someone who sounds and looks like the retarded love child of John Edwards and Paula Deen.
Fuck me.
Try as the weatherman might to explain to her that the California state of emergency was for the tsunami, not the radiation, Grace continued to find his explanations inscrutable.
Watching Nancy Grace is like injecting corn syrup directly into your medulla oblongata.
Poor Nancy can't even pronounce her own name. "Nancy Grice"? She must be studying radioactive materials too closely.
That should be "Nayancy Grice."
Nancy Grace Killed A Girl In 2006
I got caught in her trance. I couldn't break it. Finally, a coworked saved me. Note: water in the face and keyboard are not a mix.
Fuck, she is killing all of us today.
On the one hand, Nancy Grace is vile.
On the other, this Bernie guy works for one of Santorum's paymasters, who wants to get rid of government hurricane monitoring.
she only understands natural catastrophes if they're premeditated
who is this person and why are we being subjected to it?
i would say this is a tranny but that would be an insult to trannies everywhere.
If there's no radiation in California then how do you explain all the hippies? Riddle me that mister fancy pants weatherman.
I thought radiation was the explanation for Orange County.
When does Grace get a spot on Fox? She'd fit right in. She's like an older, somewhat less attractive Megyn Kelly who has expert guests on so she can roll her eyes and verbally abuse them. Give her a contract and a show with Juan Williams.
You've mentioned why not right there – she's not good looking; for women to appear on Fox News, they must either be attractive blonds or Anne Coulter.
How much money did they waste trying to improve Greta?
Oh come on now, she's not THAT bad. Remember, these folks wank off to posters of Ann Coulter; not that I have anything against trannies!
This would have me worried, but then again Jesus Christ is coming back on May 21st. In the meantime, buttsecks for everyone and then repent!
BTW, great name for a weather guy, Burny Rain-O.
I want dueling clips of this and Coulter on Fox last week saying radiation was good for us.
And a gun.
"Now I'm gonna school you." She is one of those who does not understand what "objective reality" is. She is only able to perceive, not to conceive. If she knows it, it is so, if she does not know it, it does not exist. She lacks the capacity to even understand that there may be things she does not know, or that she has never seen, which do in fact exist. Her own subjective thoughts and perceptions are the only reality, to her.
Such people, they are never plagued with any fear of being wrong, and often do very well as lawyers. They are too stupid to know that they are stupid, and too stupid to know they are wrong, and therefore, they are very convincing, and never ever give up.
Nancy is so not her last name.
Whoa. What are these "unknown unknowns" of which you speak?
This is some sort of cognitive defect similar to the lack of object persistence in infants that causes them to think that something is gone if they can't see it, hence the fascination with peek-a-boo. Somebody should give Nancy the peek-a-boo test.
I was thinking about this, object persistence, when I wrote that. I have known people like her, truly, they don't understand the difference between the objective and subjective, cannot conceive of anything beyond their experience.
"Such people, they are never plagued with any fear of being wrong, … They are too stupid to know that they are stupid, and too stupid to know they are wrong"
Throw in a nails-on-chalkboard whiny voice, and you've got my ex-mother-in-law to a capital T.
I won't believe it until Nancy Grace explains radiation in easily-understood poo terminology.
"Nancy, in this scenario I'm Japan and you're California. I'm going to squat down and simulate a reactor meltdown. Now I reach down, grab a handful of toxic radiation – you can see it's in full meltdown – and start flinging it right at you. Do you understand the principle? Okay, now let's discuss acid rain."
How do you expect her to fill air time? Covering murders/rapes/kidnappings of non blonde haired, blue eyed Caucasians? Fat chance Jack.
But she has a JURIS DOCTORATE, people! That makes her an expert on everything. Just ask any non-lawyer professional who works for, with, or around lawyers. And I should know, I got me one of them there JDs as well.
OK, not all lawyers…but a lot of them.
When you libtards all die horrible radiator deaths, you will remember that Nancy the Grace tried to warn you.
I can't read through all the posts because my wonkette is acting all douchey this afternoon, but did anyone watch <a href="http://video.tvguide.com/Late+Show+with+David+Letterman/David+Letterman++Dr.+Michio+Kaku/7111170?autoplay=true">加來 道雄 on Letterman last night?
Nancy is just another American who is convinced that her opinion is always right, regardless of what the facts say. She has the qualifications to be a Fox News host, say maybe a 5:00PM when the current occupant of that time slot goes completely crazy.
Meh. Call me when she screams at the radiation for abducting children and asks the scientist why he would marry a known pedophile like Radiation.
I take it she's never going to submit her precious, world-famous twins for x-rays, even if they need them.
Just for the record, we have Mercer University in Georgia to thank for this.
And how great is Mercer University?
Mercer University is an independent, private, coeducational university with a Baptist heritage located in the U.S. state of Georgia.
(Wikipedia)
Baptist Heritage Law was her specialty.
It's quite an accomplishment to make a TV weatherman look like an intellectual.
Then Grace deserves a Nobel-Academy-Golden Globe Award for that performance.
Lucky Bastard!
I liked the Boston Legal version of Nancy Grace better than the real thing. She was hilarious, on purpose.
And yet, I can't tear my eyes away from the news banner underneath them that screams, incoherently,
"AMERICAN TEACHER FOUND DEAD IN JAPAN AFTER FAMILY TOLD SHE ALIVE."
Everyone at CNN is drunk.
"Everyone at CNN is drunk." If I worked at CNN I would drink on the job too.
No one brings death to you like Nancy G.
Damn she's hot !!!
S'cuse me while I shed some innards.
Jesus…I wanted to hear what the meteorologist had to say but that mewling sack of shit drove me away. Folks…if that is what it takes to get on tv, the Idiotcracy is truly upon us.
"GODDAMMIT NANCY!"
I was torn by this clip. I couldn't wait for it to end, and yet I kept watching, hoping the weather guy would finally scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU IDIOT CUNT!!"
There is going to be a big problem, she feels it in her balls.
Nothing like being a dumb, ignorant, shit-for-brains at the top of your lungs.
Nancy Grace better tell the California Dept. of Public Health about that "state of emergency," because their FAQ seems insufficiently panicky.
Up next on Nancy Grace – Radiation! Will it bring Natalie Holloway back as a Nuclear Zombie?
Honestly, could she at least make an effort to be a little less pleasant? I swear, she's just phoning it in these days…
I'm guessing in her case JD is an abbreviation for "Jinormous Douche".
"Also nuuuuuuu pluuuuuuumes of smoooke rising from twuuuuuuu of the nuuuuukyuuuuuler reactors there."
That'll duuuuu, pig.
Gaga pudding?
Is that where California women grow small penises?
I hope there's a special place in hell for people like Nancy Grace who make quite a comfortable living exploiting dead teenage girls.
I don't think her fiance was murdered, he paid to get shot to get out of the wedding. Hideous fucking harpy.
I don't need science! I believe what the voices in my head are saying! They also tell me that there were no dinosaurs and climate change is a commie plot!
"From your mouth to God's ears." That's the Georgia way of saying you're a big fat liar.
"Family told she alive" ??? Is the Chyron trying to do some racist Jap-bonics thing?
Well, they certainly think they know more than those dumbass scientists.
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