ROTTEN FRUIT  2:32 pm March 22, 2011

‘Julian Assange: Houseguest’

by Jack Stuef


Look, if Allison Silverman sends us an e-mail asking if we would post a video she made, what are we going to do, not post it? We’re going to post it automatically. Because that woman is a comedy genius.

It’s going to be a fine tragedy when the Anonymous retards kidnap her Neopets or whatever it is they do to people. [YouTube]

 
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PublicLuxury March 22, 2011 at 2:35 pm

Watch out. His condoms break

PublicLuxury March 22, 2011 at 2:39 pm

Reminds me a bit of my brother-in-law.

OvertonWindolt March 22, 2011 at 2:43 pm

If this isn't Houseguest starring Sinbad, I'm not fucking watching it.

user-of-owls March 22, 2011 at 2:46 pm

Didn't the Dalai Lama say that?

bflrtsplk March 23, 2011 at 3:01 am

The Dalai Lama is still disappointed Sinbad beat him out for the part.

MiniMencken March 22, 2011 at 2:48 pm

I don't know what's more tedious, the real Julian Assange or this video.

OvertonWindolt March 22, 2011 at 2:51 pm

So I actually watched the video, despite it not featuring Phil Hartman or Sinbad. I really hope Jack was being sarcastic, because this is the unfunniest 6 minutes I've ever experienced.

And I've seen Mike and Molly.

Hatrabbit March 22, 2011 at 2:49 pm

I had a similar experience when Newt Gingrich stayed at our apartment.

Our cat still walks funny.

nounverb911 March 22, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Was Newt in-between mistresses then?

Hatrabbit March 22, 2011 at 3:06 pm

Literally. Those three fuckers made a mess of our couch.

DownFist Troll March 22, 2011 at 2:50 pm

Julian Assange: My Wiki-leaky condom, or how i learned to stop flirting and just sex my hosts in their sleep

SexySmurf March 22, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Julian Assange is a pasty, insensitive horndog? I'm shocked! Shocked I tells ya!!

Sharkey March 22, 2011 at 2:59 pm

I would have been so wiki-pissed.

aguacatero March 22, 2011 at 3:13 pm

And yet he never gets called an asshole.

hagajim March 22, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Just a Wikidick

Extemporanus March 22, 2011 at 3:14 pm

If you turn the sound all the way down and imagine that the silver-wigged houseguest is Andy Warhol, the video is actually rather amusing.

walstib March 22, 2011 at 3:18 pm

The two voices are douche-tastic wimps.

If you're that much of a pussy, you deserve to get walked on, used, butt-raped, etc…

My god they sound like Republicans complaining about their boy-toys' not washing their ballsacks.

No wonder Colbert fired her. (At least thats the word on the street…)

MiniMencken March 22, 2011 at 7:28 pm

American women in their twenties seem to come equipped nowadays with either the blue collar voice, which is a sort of Betty Boop-meets-Valley-Girl sound, or the white collar voice, which is the monotonous, jaded drone in this video. I can still remember when women had individual voices that one could listen to forever. Think Joan Crawford in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane," Joan Greenwood in "Kind Hearts and Coronets" and, more recently, films starring Kathleen Turner.

Rad-T March 22, 2011 at 3:20 pm

Reminds Mrs. Radio of me on a Wonkette jag…

Mumbletypeg March 22, 2011 at 4:08 pm

Oh those wonkette jags, you say.
Some time ago, you referenced cubism.
I'd like to second that, and Mr. Mumblety would like to third it.
Do consider checking it out, RadioDacted, and all the other 'dacted's..

Rad-T March 22, 2011 at 10:06 pm

ex-mpeg, tonight this commenting system is more messed up than Grace Slick at Woodstock…and there is a downfister troll to boot. Tarnation.
Mrs. Radio and I are all over the Picasso exhibit, weekday road trip. The next stop on the tour is the de Young in San Fran .

jus_wonderin March 22, 2011 at 3:25 pm

Houseguest as in "Big Brother"? Oh, brother.

Callyson March 22, 2011 at 3:26 pm

Someone needs to get Julian a new supplier. Whatever drugs he is taking do not work.

ManchuCandidate March 22, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Assange is Australian for Kato Kalin.

BarackMyWorld March 22, 2011 at 4:25 pm

Anyone ever heard of that Sara Benincasa gal?

She makes some pretty funny internet videos, too.

XOhioan March 22, 2011 at 6:12 pm

Thank you. After posts about Knut the polar bear dying, old Daniel Ellsberg being arrested for peaceful protest, and poor people being forbidden to carry money, this was welcome comic relief.

tribbzthesquidz March 23, 2011 at 12:12 am

You can bet he was "hacking" that lady's underwear drawer.

[redacted]hse March 23, 2011 at 10:06 am

What can I say? Mr. Assange and I have similar house-guesting styles.

LocalGirlMakesGoo March 23, 2011 at 10:38 am

The fact that I still have a celebrity crush on this guy gives myself the creeps.

MinAgain March 23, 2011 at 6:56 pm

I guess Ben Franklin was correct. Julian Assange, like fish, begins to smell after three days.

fxgeorges March 23, 2011 at 11:25 pm

Well, I guess we won't be having him to stay, then. Thanks for the heads-up!

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