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! The Exclamationer !Ginni Thomas, the Teabagging lobbyist wife of Clarence Thomas, has taken the next step in her natural progression of odd influence-peddling conservative jobs, accepting a “special correspondent” position at The Daily Caller. “We could not imagine a better person to take on this role,” said some Daily Caller guy. Yes, who on Earth could take this important journalism job? Certainly not all the out-of-work journalists. The position could only be filled by somebody who is not a journalist and earns her living making judicial ethics violations on her husband’s behalf.

Asked for comment on her move to The Daily Caller, Thomas said, “It is a privilege to join such a fast-growing platform with a capable, fun-loving team who are filling a niche that the dinosaur media has underserved.”

How dare she impugn the work of our nation’s proud paleontology trade journals? She’s never held a media job in her life.

We understand why Ginni Thomas was a lobbyist, but why does Tucker Carlson need a favor from the Supreme Court? This is a very confusing move, but perhaps the work of this hard-hitting journalist will finally bring to light why Anita Hill should apologize and why the Tea Party is so awesome and right about everything. [Business Wire]

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