Brave sandwich survivor Dennis Kucinich was able to exist as a somewhat serious candidate for president the past two cycles because he gave red meat (certified-organic fair-trade local tofu “Reddmeete” sustainably collected from unwanted scraps left by wild animals) to libtards on their pet projects such as impeaching George W. Bush and making anything but world peace illegal. Libtards really, really liked that impeachment thing, and would never stop talking about it, even though there were legitimate problems and possible solutions to debate. Kucinich’s hot-wife-distracted brain has not forgotten this, so when he heard about President Obama deciding to bomb Libya, he quickly composed his 2012 platform: IMPEACH OBAMA!!!!1!!!1!!1
According to Kucinich, Obama’s decision “would appear on its face to be an impeachable offense,” though he questioned whether Congress would ever move forward with a trial in practice.
As reported earlier by Politico, Kucinich raised the specter of impeachment in a conference call with Democratic lawmakers on Saturday.
He questioned whether Congress would ever move forward with a trial? That never stopped him before. Do it, Kucinich! Start the impeachment! This will be fun.
Should presidents just bomb things whenever they want to? Probably not! But how often do presidents commit impeachable offenses? Probably two or three times a day. If we removed from office every president who does something impeachable, we would very quickly wind up with a President Kucinich, under whose leadership America would swiftly be beaten up and have all its money stolen by Canada. [TPM]
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Doesn't meet or exceed the blow job requirement, this is over before it even begins
Libya shot first, so we won the circle-jerk. Impeachment, therefore, off the table.
If we removed from office every president who does something impeachable, we would very quickly wind up with a President Kucinich, under whose leadership America would swiftly be beaten up and have all its money stolen by Canada.
How is this any worse than what's happening to our monies right now?
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True, and at least America would have a hot wife to make the sexytimes with.
Does Kucinich share?
He probably doesn't think he does.
It doesn't kill any wogs or make the rich any richer.
The crooks on Wall Street were OUR crooks.
What's going on with Bono?
Bono? I thought the photo was from Angry Birds 2.0.
Sonny Bono?
The late Sonny whose widow/successor-to the-hereditary-Palm-Springs-pocket-borough is now a confirmed boob-licker?
Bono? I thought that was a photo of a lesbian Kim Jong Il impersonator.
I thought that was Elvis!
That's clearly zombie Johnny Cash. Easy mistake to make.
Meanwhile, Dennis' super-hot wife remarked to reporters: "If Dennis kept face between my thighs where it belonged, he wouldn't be making such stupid ass statements!".
If he won't… I will.
He might not. I like him, but he acts a little dorky. He might just be a little backward in that area.
Tally ho!
After the Fox!
No danger of dental damage there. Plenty of floss, too.
Where was his voice when the bush was starting illegal wars? I didn't hear him pulling his pork all over the trial for impeachment. Oh, I forgot, that's because the libtards took impeachment OFF THE FUCKING TABLE. Republitards OTOH got elected on their impeach and repeal platform.
Actually, I do remember on various occasions his squeaky little voice making noises about impeachment for Bush. It was pretty adorable, and one of the reasons I love Dennis so. (And not just his hot wife.)
Ummm . . . sure, it was later in the process, but in fact Kucinich was the prime pork puller. It would appear that Kucinich is putting ideals over politics here, a type of pork we all should be pumped to pull.
You can't blame Dennis for that. Nancy's fault.
Dennis did bring up impeaching Bush on several occasions. Problem being, Tom DeLay and the other Republiklans kept telling him to sit down and shut up, the few Democrats refused to join in the call, and the Lamestream Media lived in fear of having weaponized anthrax show up in their mail.
This here is 'Merica gawddamnit. We'll bomb who the fuck we want, when the fuck we want, and how the fuck we want. Got that World?
Hopey walks the slippery slope: "I'm a >carnage< lover, not a >carnage< fighter!"
I'd forgotten about the famous Kucinich Sandwich Incident. That, combined with all his other weird drunken uncle-type rantings, kind of puts his credibility at risk, eh? I am impressed that he keeps getting re-elected though, since OH seems to be where fun goes to die.
Not while MI is still….
Oh, never mind.
kind of puts his credibility at risk, eh?
Yeah, this is really making me question the veracity of his UFO sighting.
Is Kucinich making a pitiful, Obama-esque attempt to get the Repugs to like him?
He'll start asking about a birth certificate as 2012 looms.
Fucking hobbit. Did that olive pit lodge itself in his frontal lobes?
Oh elfin Kooch… why?
Isn't having an unbelievably hot, smart, much younger than you and tall redhead wife enough?
Looks like someone came back from the Fonzie Convention with quite a chip on his shoulder.
Actually, that was a chip in his tooth. Badadum.
Golf clap.
Considering that Congress didn't impeach Truman, Eisenhower, JFK, LBJ, Nixon, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, or Bush when they did started bombings without Congressional authorization, I'd say that ship has sailed.
For a chance to impeach the Kenyan in the WH, I bet that ship can be recalled.
I voted for this Keebler elf in the primary.
Sigh.
Kucinich should run for prezinut with Paw-T on a bipartisan Ambien Ticket: Motto: "Yawning while watching Dancing with the Stars, because it is after 8!"
Thanks Dennis. This further allows the ole' "both sides" nonsense. Now they're all yelling that the LEFT and the RIGHT are questioning this decision and or bemoaning "dithering". What the hell, the retardis were going to impeach him for something.. Might as well let a Democrat get that ball rolling. Fucking assclown.
has a little ;'kim jong il' look going there. must be looking for even less legitimacy.
Oh, go back to Middle Earth, you constipated hobbit. And by "Middle Earth," I mean your wife's clitoris.
I think that may be the problem. Dennis is acting like he's not getting any……but instead of being grouchy, he's acting like a two year old.
Also, Elizabeth……Call me.
This is why Lebron needed to leave Cleveland.
Thought he broke his tooth on an olive pit, not a peach pit. What with this in peach mint nonsense? Is this a new Bin and Jhari flavor? Is he having a Duane Allman flashback?
Ohio. Always Ohio, I swear.
You know you love us.
True. What other state has produced the absolute wild variety of elected officials?
Besides Minnesota?
One word. Trafficant.
Trying to catch up to Arizona.
It's the mother of Presidents. And assholes with orange tans.
Do not try to bend the spoon – thats impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth – THERE IS NO SPOON…. Neo all day long.
Dennis Kucinich? Everything I hear or read his name I feel I need to visit the pharamacy or the free clinic.
There is no purpose to any article on Dennis Kucinich that does not include a gratuitous photo of his inexplicably hot wife. Actually, there is no purpose to Dennis Kucinich except as a prop in a photo that includes his inexplicably hot wife.
How might we lure her into the frame??? Diamonds?
Whore diamonds?
You know what Chris Rock said about a woman — or man — with a pierced tongue.
Now imagine if you will that Kucinich gets re-districted right out of congress. Immediately he starts making the rounds of the talking-heads shows as a new career. He's the perfect foil, entertainment wise, for blowhards like Newt. So one day while on Fox air with Newt to debate whether Obama should be impeached for going into Libya or impeached for refusing to use nukes on Libya Newt happens to notice Kucinich's wife standing just beyond the lights and cameras. Kucinich follows Newt's gaze and then, just before coming back from a commercial, Kucinich silently mouths to Gingrich "all night long baby." A dumbfounded Gingrich looses the debate and Fox impeaches Barry for being a bully not a pussy.
I like this if for no other reason than how much it aggravates Newt.
The original "high crimes" which went with misdemeanors as impeachable grounds, so to speak, was specifically designed for dropping rocks from weather balloons. History!
This seems as apt a time as any for one of my favorite thousand lines from Lebowski:
"You're not wrong, [Dennis]. You're just an asshole."
That's it in nutshell. Sometimes you can be right and still be on the wrong side of things.
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, could you repeat that?
Beware you,,,l Dennis Kuchinich was endorsed by Aragorn
My hair is a bird. Your presidency is invalid.
I doubt impeachment would fly — on the other hand, a hypothetical President Biden would probably have liberated Wisconsin before he liberated Libya, so there's that to consider.
I have always admired him for his stance on Chemtrails and his bill to outlaw them, and for his proposal to have the federal government subsidize the purchase of tinfoil so that even low-income members of the public would be able to protect themselves from the mind-control rays.
kusinitch used to be a real hero but im afraid maybe someone is forcing him to do this how can he tun against pres obama this is racist koch bros stuff
At least old Dennis is consistent…I'll give him (and Ron Paul) that anyway….
Isn't DK already locked in an intractable legal battle with an olive pit? One fearsome foe at a time, munchkin.
But in all honesty, having Kucinich go after him is probably the best thing that could possibly happen to BObams.
Are you suggesting it's scripted — a sort of "wag the elf" strategy?
Mmm makes me want peach pie. But if I make one would Dennis sue me for a peachable offense?
Sorry, time for lunch…
Mmmmm. Pie.
Fucking hippies.
No, literally. I'm on board with that.
They should take a shower first, though.
I only take him seriously when he’s wearing his “Rebel without a cause” pleather jacket and standing next to his wife, the other “Reddmeete.”
I also once broke a tooth on a galldanged olive pit . That's who we should impeach, Greeks and their galldanged olives.
Yeah but he has a hot wife so FTW.
Charlie Sheen:Bree Olson::Dennis Kucinich:Elizabeth (Harper) Kucinich.
Dennis Kucinich is President of Pissing In The Wind-ville.
president trump will take care of all these pesky details.
Seeing as how Dennis will probably be redistricted out of Congress, I guess he's decided to go all in. Twerp!
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/03/22/k...
Space Preservation Act? Does this refer to sex?
Good job on insuring Obama will never be impeached, Dennis.
WHERE'S Kucinich's "long form" birth certificate?
If we removed from office every president who does something impeachable, we would very quickly wind up with a President Kucinich…
I, for one, welcome our new hobbit overlords, their hot wives, and their sandwiches.
Well, mostly just the last two. Mmmm….sandwiches…
"a President Kucinich, under whose leadership America would swiftly be beaten up and have all its money stolen by Canada." At which point Kucinich would calmly point at his super-hot wife and say "scoreboard, Canadian bitches." It's not about winning the little battles Jack, it's about winning the war and the scrawny geek with the hottest wife is clearly the victor.
Clinton got away with a blow job and we all know that's much worse than sending troops to kill browns. So, I'm thinking Obamar will get away with it! And the Repukes still owe us one for not riding Dutch out of town on a rail after Iran/Contra.
Repukes owe Barry big time. And no fucking yellowcake required.
Actually, I'm hoping that this is the 3 dimensional chess move we've all been waiting for. Impeach over bombing Libya, get all the baggertards on board, then you can call all previous presidents who've ever dealt with Gaddafi, Bush takes the stand, we get to ask him about all of his bombings, including the World Trade Center.
Well fine, Jack, since your irradiated brain didn't think of posting a picture of Dennis's sexbot, here are some goodies I found on the intarwebs for all of us pervs!
Ladies and gentlemen, the gorgeous Elizabeth Kucinich: http://viralroots.blogspot.com/2007/05/elizabeth-...
Obama can't win, whatever he does is wrong.
Prez LB Johnson had a similar problem, but he put it nicely:
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".
Dennis is a kook, but he's a principled kook. You have to admire that in a person.
Wow…..Dennis Kucinich and Pat Buchanan agree on an issue. It's the endtimes, people. I'll get the popcorn.
You know you're doing your job when EVERYBODY wants to impeach yo ass.
Can I say for the record one more time how much I fucking love that he pushed that whole impeachment thing? I really, really do.
Elizabeth Kucinich http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-496213/Th...
Now that must be the reason…
And here I thought McSame was a sore loser.
I'm late to this party. Have we heard from naderkucinichlittledebbieajaxbungabunga yet?
Fuck you Kucinich. You dwarf sore looser cocksucker.
If we're going to impeach Barry, I'd rather it be over the whole torture thing.
When Barry has him whacked I call dibs on the wife.
Its the Chicago Way!
Until Kucinich takes a crack at curtailing that cunt Kasich, he can hop down off his high chair and go fuck himself.
I love Dennis, I really do. Yeah, he's a goofy, little Vegan but impeaching Bush and the Dept of Peace, how can you not love that? However, speaking as a native Clevelander, Dennis is like your crazy aunt who has 14 cats, wears outrageous hats and talks to herself in the grocery store. But, she always made you great treats, gave you money, asked interesting questions and did not judge so even though eccentric you loved her madly.
Man, Kim John Il looks awful.
Me, I'm thinking about the peach…
Osama Obama Biden Bin Laden
One coincidence? Two coincidences?
NO COINCIDENCE
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And Terry gets a checkmate!!!!
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