WE WILL BE GREETED AS DELIBERATORS  11:21 am March 21, 2011

U.S. About To Lose Another War

by Jack Stuef

Look sister, he just wants the Nazis' treasure, okay?Why are our war planes shootin’ up Libya right now? Just because we hadn’t done it in a while? Who knows! Does the U.S. want Gaddafi out of power? Russia and China seem to think so. Gaddafi’s compound was attacked by the U.S.’s super ally team. And Britain’s defense secretary, Liam Fox, said that killing Gaddafi could become an objective of the no-fly zone. So, although Congress still hasn’t signed off on this war, we may have a whole other country we will need to occupy, try to stabilize, and find a collection of new leaders to prop up. Isn’t that always the object of this sort of action? But the Obama administration won’t say it is, even though Obama says he wants Gaddafi gone. So Gaddafi will probably stay in power, and, according to the only plausible reason to shoot up Libya, we will have lost this war.

“We are not going after Qaddafi,” Vice Adm. William E. Gortney said at the Pentagon on Sunday afternoon, even as reports from Tripoli described a loud explosion and billowing smoke at the Qaddafi compound, suggesting that military units or a command post there might have been a target.

Who is in charge of this military and this dictator compound? The U.S. would probably like to have a word with him! No, not Gaddafi! They’re trying to bring down whichever mysterious individual is battling the rebels. Gaddafi surely has nothing to do with it.

But can this unknown Libyan leader be defeated?

“I hope it’s not too late,” Senator John McCain, Republican of Arizona, said on the CNN program “State of the Union” Sunday. “Obviously, if we had taken this step a couple of weeks ago, a no-fly zone would probably have been enough,” he said. “Now a no-fly zone is not enough. There needs to be other efforts made.”

Oh good, the man brought on the Sunday talk shows to show off his complete disconnect with reality has seen an opportunity to get a new war going. He won’t need the dick-hardening pills tonight.

Obama has come through on all his campaign promises, so certainly he won’t entangle the U.S. in another endless war like John McCain wants to. But Obama started a war anyway, a cute little half war, a war that cannot possibly meet his true objectives. So he will lose it. But hey, it seems pretty compromisey! That will help him get re-elected! [NYT]

 
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nounverb911 March 21, 2011 at 11:24 am

"So, although Congress still hasn’t signed off on this war, we may have a whole other country we will need to occupy, try to stabilize, "
That never stopped Bush and Cheney. So why should the republicans care now?

Fuck Toad March 21, 2011 at 11:55 am

Hey, Bush got Congressional approval for both wars he started. Iraq was just illegal under international law.

horsedreamer_1 March 21, 2011 at 12:56 pm

While claiming Fraser, CO, is America's Icebox is illegal in International Falls, MN.

GeorgiaBurning March 21, 2011 at 1:28 pm

When has congress (little 'c' intentional) voted to NOT allow a President his war? Was it back in the Jefferson Administration? Can we bring back Jeannette Rankin, or at least move her statue into the chambers and give it a vote?

ManchuCandidate March 21, 2011 at 11:24 am

Based on Walnuts' track record of awesome, If Walnuts has a problem with it then it's good.

Sophist [DDS,DD,DFH] March 21, 2011 at 11:54 am

The only problem McCain has with this is that he isn't the one who gets to push the shiny red button that launches all those cool missiles at the brown people. That was his job, dammit, and Obama done stoled it from him.

OC_xenon-133_Serf March 21, 2011 at 11:24 am

Shorter John McCain "KILL! KILL! KILL! What's the question?"

After crashing numerous planes, Mccain is his own no-fly-zone…

OC_xenon-133_Serf March 21, 2011 at 11:26 am

Obama Killing Mooslims = Teabagger's heads exploding

教授 Zoom March 21, 2011 at 11:51 am

Nah, they just recognize it for the diversionary tactic that it is. You see, to advance his agenda of Worldwide Jihad, Obama has to occasionally sacrifice some fellow-Mooslins to fool the American sheeple. This is not a problem for him or the Mooslim world, because life is cheap to them, and because Mooslems are all just a half-step away from strapping on a bomb vest anyway.

AutomaticPilot March 21, 2011 at 4:53 pm

Plus, Obama's giving them 72 virgins each, so it's a win-win.

Badonkadonkette March 21, 2011 at 11:27 am

So, although Congress still hasn’t signed off on this war, we may have a whole other country we will need to occupy, try to stabilize, and find a collection of new leaders to prop up.

Freedumb is doing this same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

prommie March 21, 2011 at 11:27 am

This is just sloppy, its no way to run a country. You have to finish your wars, before you start new ones. Its just like my 5 year old, he keeps opening the new carton of milk before he finishes the old one. Next thing you know you have 3 rancid cartons of expired milk stinking up the fridge, and noone wants to touch them.

Crank_Tango March 21, 2011 at 11:35 am

We should be so lucky to only have three cartons of rancid milk to worry about…

BlueStateLibel March 21, 2011 at 11:41 am

That's THE best analogy for our precious three wars I've heard: "3 rancid cartons of expired milk stinking up the fridge."

user-of-owls March 21, 2011 at 11:44 am

Malcolm Gladwell's working on a book based on that analogy.

It's called "Stink."

horsedreamer_1 March 21, 2011 at 12:58 pm

Conclusion: the ice-box smells like a fart-box.

not that Dewey March 21, 2011 at 11:48 am

At least milk doesn't cost $500B per gallon (yet).

Dudleydidwrong March 21, 2011 at 11:51 am

Great analogy. Three-year old's response: "But this is MY carton of milk. You all drank from the others and they taste icky." So now Obama has his own carton, the one with the picture on the side that says "Have you seen this president?"

user-of-owls March 21, 2011 at 11:28 am

I had a flicker of hope that this week would be merely "horrific" rather than "apocalyptic."

You'd think I would have learned by now.

SorosBot March 21, 2011 at 11:44 am

"It turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse."

Dudleydidwrong March 21, 2011 at 11:53 am

"apocalypses." May be a useful word pretty soon now, you betcha.

Sophist [DDS,DD,DFH] March 21, 2011 at 12:08 pm

You know, I think we're rapidly reaching the point where we need an adjective that's stronger that "apocolyptic". Ragnarokular? Götterdämmeriffic? Armageddalicious?

lulzmonger March 21, 2011 at 4:13 pm

ULTRAMEGAHYPERGEDDON™ … now with 20% more fiber!

AutomaticPilot March 21, 2011 at 4:56 pm

But it would still take 500 bowls of that to equal the fiber in one bowl of Colon Blow.

fuflans March 21, 2011 at 1:10 pm

and we haven't yet heard much from grifter travel-palooza…

pukebot March 21, 2011 at 11:28 am

somebody spilled some coffee on a bunch of tomahawk missles. we had to send them somewhere so we could get some shiny new ones.

GeorgiaBurning March 21, 2011 at 1:32 pm

Buy that Raytheon stock NOW!

SorosBot March 21, 2011 at 11:29 am

Congress sign off on the war? Please, they gave up on doing that in 1950.

V5¹6℠56³94 March 21, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Enghgng…wasn't Dubya Dubya Two the last "declared" war?

And the Postmaster General isn't a cabinet member anymore either. Get w/the times, man!

SorosBot March 21, 2011 at 4:53 pm

Yep; thus the 1950, the first undeclared war – thanks, Truman!

V5¹6℠56³94 March 21, 2011 at 4:57 pm

Korea was a coalition action, necessary to avoid greater suffering. Started as a limited campaign, and then…aw fuck, what a mess!

nounverb911 March 21, 2011 at 11:29 am

"I hope it’s not too late,” Senator John McCain, Republican of Arizona, said on the CNN program “State of the Union” Sunday. "
Walnuts, you've already crashed enough planes, let someone else have some fun.

ウイジャ盤 March 21, 2011 at 12:00 pm

And that's 'cause he had to fly back and take a peek at what he'd done.

EatsBabyDingos March 21, 2011 at 11:31 am

Where is Grenada when you want just a little war?

GuanoFaucet March 21, 2011 at 11:31 am

The fundamentals of our no-fly zone are strong. Hengh!

sezme March 21, 2011 at 11:32 am

Look, from a foreign policy point of view, winning this warlet is beside the point. What's important is to be seen bombing bogeymen, and they've been in short supply since Saddam was captured and Bin Laden disapparated.

user-of-owls March 21, 2011 at 11:32 am

Can't help but believe that the past several months have absolutely guaranteed a lucrative lifetime career for Ken Burns III.

Lascauxcaveman March 21, 2011 at 11:33 am

Damn, we're getting dangerously close to having smarmy Naderite trolls come here and say "Told ya so."

教授 Zoom March 21, 2011 at 12:08 pm

Since the Daily Show is on hiatus this week, my kiddo and I have been watching the 'Indecision 2000" segments online. We just got to the election itself yesterday, and the kiddo is having a hard time believing that a poorly-designed ballot in one Florida county made George Bush president.

Also, we admitted a fair bit of grumbling agreement with the clip of Nader saying ''If [Gore] cannot defeat the bumbling Texas governor with that horrific record, what good is he? It should be a slam dunk.'' Even so, no love for Nader here.

catchtheflava March 21, 2011 at 12:29 pm

I can't speak for others, but I think this might have turned me into a smarmy Naderite troll.

Mencken time: "To wage a war for a purely moral reason is as absurd as to ravish a woman for a purely moral reason"

Pithaughn March 21, 2011 at 1:52 pm

Don't tempt me. I'll troll you so hard your whole family will troll, will have trolling, be trolled. Never mind your family, forget that.

Gratuitous World March 21, 2011 at 11:34 am

Mess We Can!

EatsBabyDingos March 21, 2011 at 11:34 am

The Great War can be won with only McCain's soothing words from his tight lips. Can we remove his lips, clone them, and drop them with vengeance on Libya?

We just need a Pack-a-Lips Now!

HistoriCat March 21, 2011 at 11:54 am

Why bother with removing and cloning? It's time to recall McCain to active duty and drop him into Libya.

OkieDokieDog March 21, 2011 at 11:35 am

In times like this it's good to remember history – Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/huckabee-id

“Wouldn’t it be an exciting thing to have leaders who believe all of us are equal?” – from the big gaping hole that passes for a mouth on Huckabee.

BlueMonkeh March 21, 2011 at 12:37 pm

“Wouldn’t it be an exciting thing to have leaders who believe all of us are equal?”
I don't even know what that is supposed to mean in context with what Chucklhut was saying.

bureaucrap March 21, 2011 at 11:36 am

What are we up to now? six, seven?
Iraq
Afghanistan
Libya
Yemen?
Colombia?
Mexico?
Korea (as necessary)
Nigeria?
South Carolina

hagajim March 21, 2011 at 11:42 am

Don't forget Arizona and Texas

HistoriCat March 21, 2011 at 11:54 am

Wisconsin

OC_xenon-133_Serf March 21, 2011 at 12:03 pm

war on drugs ( war on… the national meme)

bureaucrap March 21, 2011 at 12:18 pm

War on drugs is covered by mexico and colombia.

We are also, apparently, winning the war on sanity.

Tommmcatt March 21, 2011 at 12:39 pm

The last shot fired in that war was when Sarah Palin joined the 2008 Republican ticket.

cheaphits March 21, 2011 at 12:34 pm

War on Poverty – it looks like we've defected and instead of eradicating it, we are bent on multiplying their ranks – this is a war it looks like we're winning (since we changed sides).

pukebot March 21, 2011 at 11:36 am

The u.s.a. is 12-5-1. that's enough to get us in the playoffs and it looks like we're gonna get iran in the first round. i like our chances.

Lascauxcaveman March 21, 2011 at 12:06 pm

What brackets are China and Rooshia in? I hear both those guys have a pretty deep bench.

Oldskool_ March 21, 2011 at 12:22 pm

We're doing better than the Big East!

gef05 March 21, 2011 at 11:37 am

You should have to pass an Ethics course before running for office. This way we might avoid some of these heinous situations.

ha ha ha. I AM AN IDIOT

BklynIlluminati March 21, 2011 at 11:37 am

This is France's oil spigot let them be the plumber for once

hagajim March 21, 2011 at 11:41 am

Let France at the plumbing and we'll all smell shitty soon – like the Frenchies do.

Andrew Drinker March 21, 2011 at 2:16 pm

They also sold Libya lots of those great weapons they're using to butcher civilians now.

MinAgain March 21, 2011 at 11:38 am

Amusing alt text is amusing.

Wasn't Gaddafi's name spelled differently in the 80's? I seem to remember a K and an H in there somewhere.

Terry March 21, 2011 at 11:43 am

His name is like quicksilver, shifting and changing from moment to moment.

Lascauxcaveman March 21, 2011 at 12:11 pm

That's one the stylebooks have never reach an agreement on. Since it's a transliteration from a language that uses a whole 'nother alpahbet, anything goes.

The Caveman stylebook prefers "Q-daffy."

freakishlywrong March 21, 2011 at 11:38 am

Per Boner: "We're Broke"
Republicans "But we want more war!"
Boner "So be it"

WHERE ARE THE JAWBS??

BlueMonkeh March 21, 2011 at 12:46 pm

U.S. fires 110 tomahawk missiles, each costs $569,000.
DO THE MATH. If the U.S. is "broke", Mr. Boehner, how can we do this now?

Jim89048 March 21, 2011 at 1:13 pm

Teh jerbs are in the Tomahawk missile factories, duh!

GOPCrusher March 21, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Remember when the Republiklans were complaining that we were facing a shortage of Tomahawks because Clinton was firing them off into foreign countries because he got a blowjob?

sezme March 21, 2011 at 7:29 pm

Ghadaffi is currently hiring human shields. "Party-Sized" Americans most welcome to apply.

baconzgood March 21, 2011 at 11:39 am

This is like a suprise party war. Here I was all going to the Applebee's (Iran) with my girlfriend expecting my family to be there. When she started driving to Chili's (N. Korea) I thought OK the party's there. But, then she turned into the Red Lobster and what do you know…..All my Blackwater mercenaries were there!!!!!!!! It was a fun collateral damage time.

horsedreamer_1 March 21, 2011 at 1:01 pm

Serendipitous, as with all the "fraternization" among Xe mercenaries, their privates smell like a Red Lobster.

hagajim March 21, 2011 at 11:40 am

Obama has come through on all his campaign promises

Now that might be the funniest thing I have read in all my years….I know the Wonkette means to be ironic…but that was precious. Also – why are we bombing Libya? Because that's the only way we can re-order up some ridiculously expensive war machine weapons to replace the ones we just blew up. Now that will lead to job creation and viola! Obama saved the country by creating war machine jobz.

gef05 March 21, 2011 at 11:51 am

Ohh, haga, that's so cynical.

/Dow +185 currently.

//hmmmmmm…

V5¹6℠56³94 March 21, 2011 at 12:30 pm

Just dawned on ya, hengh? Dubya-Dubya 2 made a lot of fortunes as well. Believe it or not, there used to be such a thing as a "war profiteer," and they were not held in high regard!

Tommmcatt March 21, 2011 at 12:40 pm

Nowadays, Mother Courage is usually staged as a comedy.

Moonbat March 21, 2011 at 12:58 pm

I laughed.

Then I cried. We're so fucked.

hagajim March 21, 2011 at 1:33 pm

But today they are the Shiznit!

CliveWarren March 21, 2011 at 11:41 am

Relax, people! They are only talking about putting boots on the ground – no one has said anything about soldiers. It's just footwear, jeez…

Crank_Tango March 21, 2011 at 12:00 pm

lookin like a fool witcha boots on the ground!

Terry March 21, 2011 at 11:42 am

So, is Gaddafhi stupid or delusional enough to still be hanging out in his bunker in Trippoli? Wouldn't he or his kin folk have thought to hightail it to one of their many other elegantly appointed bunkers located elsewhere in the country? Like way down south?

HistoriCat March 21, 2011 at 11:58 am

Running your own country for decades tends to decrease your grasp on reality. On the bright side, in 50 years or so we'll have a great new "Gaddafi learns of …" meme from the film. By that point the "Hitler learns of …" meme will have run its course.

Lascauxcaveman March 21, 2011 at 12:14 pm

He's probably chillin' in Morocco right now. They've got some great golf courses there.

freakishlywrong March 21, 2011 at 11:42 am

Dear CNN and other God Awful Sunday shows,

John McCain lost. He is not the President so what he thinks about anything is irrelevant.
Droopy Dawg even less so.
Please find a Democrat every now and then as well, a REAL Democrat, there are some still remaining in Congress.

gef05 March 21, 2011 at 11:53 am

MCAIN / ANCIENT HISTORY 2012!!!!

Pithaughn March 21, 2011 at 1:55 pm

I think I heard Sen Dennis (K) on the BBC late last night, but he thinks the democratic aspirations of the pitiful Lybians will be ok without massive intervention from former colonial powers. Just think how much more marginal utility the Lybians will have if they Win on their own without superpower helping them. Something like that.

Andrew Drinker March 21, 2011 at 2:19 pm

Aaaand now Dennis is calling for the impeachment of Obama.

Fred_Wertham_Jr March 21, 2011 at 11:44 am

I must disagree. John McCain will still need dick-hardening pills tonight.

elviouslyqueer March 21, 2011 at 11:54 am

This is good news for Lindsey Graham.

Terry March 21, 2011 at 11:44 am

soon to be a movie by Mel Gibson

SorosBot March 21, 2011 at 11:45 am

We have learned that Qaddafi himself will be inside the Death Compound. Many Bothans died to give us this information.

jqheywood March 21, 2011 at 12:03 pm

It's a trap, Luke! Pull out!!

ulTIMum March 21, 2011 at 12:38 pm

Oh, I remember that line. Juno, wasn't it?

Sophist [DDS,DD,DFH] March 21, 2011 at 11:45 am

And Britain’s defense secretary, Liam Fox, said that killing Gaddafi could become an objective of the no-fly zone.

Confirming once and for all the longstanding rumour that Muammar Gaddafi can fly.

Or, you know, that the whole "no fly zone" thing is just a cynical ploy to get a foot in the door but HA HA THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN RIGHT GUYS?

Pithaughn March 21, 2011 at 2:02 pm

Oh shit, don't tell me the USS Maddox off the coast of Lybia right now?

Chillwaver March 21, 2011 at 11:46 am

Obama Jones and the Temple of Free-Dum was the the worst sequel ever.

DaRooster March 21, 2011 at 11:46 am

What is the current kickback the Gubmint gets for each bomb dropped on another country?
$10… $15…?

"America, handling the deficit one brown people's block at a time."

user-of-owls March 21, 2011 at 11:46 am

Burned all my notebooks.
What good are notebooks?
They won't help me survive.

metamarcisf March 21, 2011 at 11:46 am

Since we are broke, according to Scott Wanker, the only way to fund this war is to pass immediate tax cuts for those Americans earning over $250,000 per year. The money that is saved will go towards stimulating the economy which will then automatically trickle down into free aircraft carriers and bazookas. Plus, America should sell the rights to its national weapon, Colt .45 malt liquor.

El Pinche March 21, 2011 at 11:53 am

OBAMAR SHOULD HAVE SHANKED GADDAFI WHEN HE WAS A TEENAGER IN LIGGERIA.

sezme March 21, 2011 at 12:03 pm

Why doesn't Obamar just ask ghadaaffeee fer his longform berf-tificate? Problem solved.

Oblios_Cap March 21, 2011 at 11:53 am

A Phyrric victory is still a victory. Big Picture, folks.

Send in the Brits and let the Gazala Gallop begin!

crybabyboehner March 21, 2011 at 11:53 am

What could possibly go wrong?

baconzgood March 21, 2011 at 11:57 am

"Piece of Cake"

-Billy Crystal holding a vile of sperm-

elviouslyqueer March 21, 2011 at 11:55 am

In related news, John Bolton is still whining that we haven't bombed Iran yet.

Gopherit March 21, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Yet….

fuflans March 21, 2011 at 1:13 pm

and like walnuts whining that we didn't go into libya sooner and alone.

god.

EdFlintstone March 21, 2011 at 11:56 am

We'll if Walnuts does get hard, the real loser in all of this is Cindy McCain.

KeepFnThatChicken March 21, 2011 at 11:59 am

Munitions cost money, but they add to the taxes for our government. Helps pay for the war effort.

LabRodent March 21, 2011 at 11:59 am

Buy two Wars get one free. Obama's just using his war coupon. Relax it expires in May.

sezme March 21, 2011 at 12:01 pm

Russia and China voted for the No Fly zone because they just really, really hate flies.

arihaya March 21, 2011 at 12:58 pm

they *abstained* in the resolution vote

because apparently they are not as freedumb-loving as Americans

sezme March 21, 2011 at 1:13 pm

How dare you spoil my joke with *facts*? Seems kind of unamerican if you ask me (and for that I gave you an upfist)!

Jim89048 March 21, 2011 at 1:20 pm

Damn, I miss those Shell No-Pest Strips…

Sophist [DDS,DD,DFH] March 21, 2011 at 12:02 pm

I'm pretty sure it's fucks tard. You know, like Surgeons General.

LetUsBray March 21, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Yes, but what's he collective? A teabag of fucks tard? A hoverround of fucks tard? A Wasilla of fucks tard?

Sophist [DDS,DD,DFH] March 21, 2011 at 12:14 pm

A group of fucks tard is a Beck.

You know, like in the rhyme: "Peter Parker picked a Beck of blinkered bigots."

philpjfry March 21, 2011 at 12:02 pm

On the bright side, when was the last time America, England and France did something together? WW II. oh, I made myself sad.

jqheywood March 21, 2011 at 12:45 pm

1992–the Persian Gulf War of Bush the Elder

Andrew Drinker March 21, 2011 at 2:24 pm

Wait, we're all NATO so wouldn't it have been Afghanistan?

philpjfry March 21, 2011 at 2:46 pm

I don't think France is with us on that one

ウイジャ盤 March 21, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Maybe Barry should tell Gadaffy that he has a sorry, and have Hillz send him a box of dates stuffed with Pacific Northwest Liberty Cap 'shrooms.

Gopherit March 21, 2011 at 12:07 pm

The Afghan war is BORING. It's all IEDs, and mountain climbing, and blowing up civilians. We needed another meat and potatoes war with video coverage…….and what is Raytheon supposed to do unless we fire off a few hundred tomahawks? They might have to go all peace time and their engineers will get bored.

4TheTurnstiles March 21, 2011 at 12:10 pm

They're doing it on the Milosevic model. First they bomb the shit out of the place, schedule elections, but leave the dictator in place until they can finally schedule a war tribunal in the Netherlands or some other flatland locale no one will remember where he'll die before facing a verdict. Done and done.

Andrew Drinker March 21, 2011 at 2:28 pm

I really hope it's that simple. I really do.

I feel very conflicted about this whole attacking Libya thing and I just can't completely say it's all good or it's all bad. Maybe I need to listen to more Thom Hartmann.

DerrickWildcat March 21, 2011 at 12:10 pm

In a recent episode of, "No Reservations" Anthony Bourdain decided to be a good guy guy in Haiti and paid a street vendor to have an impromptu food party for a bunch of still hungry and homeless Haitians. This went well for about 5 minutes. Word quickly spread and it turned into a violent nightmare as hungry Haitians showed up and started pushing each other around and screaming trying to get a warm bowl of Pig fat slop.

Ok, so we stop Gadhafi's ability to ground pound the civilians/opposing forces/Rebels…now what? What's to stop the civilians/opposing forces/Rebels from going hog wild and exacting revenge on Government loyalists and anyone they suspect of being a loyalist? Don't get me wrong, I'm not supporting Gadahfi here, but trying to be a good guy in this situation might well make things far worse.

El Pinche March 21, 2011 at 12:18 pm

I'm 100% sure that you have thought this one out more than anyone in our government.

Pithaughn March 21, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Quick, register FarWorse.US . That will be worth something someday. ( I already own I_S0_toldyouso.us )

Naked_Bunny March 21, 2011 at 12:14 pm

We should limit ourselves to enforcing the no-fly zone for now. Then Malia can oversee the actual invasion when she is president. That's the new American tradition.

undeterredbyreality March 21, 2011 at 12:26 pm

Let's modify the tradition a bit so Michelle takes over–she will kick some serious butt!

Naked_Bunny March 21, 2011 at 12:28 pm

Damned liberals, flaunting our hallowed traditions!

GregComlish March 21, 2011 at 12:46 pm

Also, in about 4 years Malia is going to be ever hotter than FLOTUS so there's that.

V5¹6℠56³94 March 21, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Another reason to love Reagan: no endless wars.

Can't really believe I'm saying it, but it's troo.

horsedreamer_1 March 21, 2011 at 12:59 pm

Tip O'Neill made Reagan cut n' run in Lebanon!

Demonrat Islamist Fifth Column!

fartknocker March 21, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Dear John McCain:

Kindly shut the fuck. Between your desire to engage in wars and Sarah Palin, you sir are a nothing but a walking kalostomy bag.

Signed,
Me and my liberal friends

greypanter March 21, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Tut, tut. Let's be sensitive to people who have had their kalons removed.

NadePaulKuciGravMcKi March 21, 2011 at 12:30 pm

[uncensored]
Libya regime change
by the
Israel-First Crusaders
Bloodthirsty Assassins

NadePaulKuciGravMcKi March 21, 2011 at 12:33 pm

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'only semi-controlled media'

ulTIMum March 21, 2011 at 12:36 pm

"Pardon me," said Rickie John one late night, back home early from his fishing trip, adressing a nervous shuffle in his closet while his wife was innocently aghasting in bed, "But you seem to be hovering where I'm gonna discharge this here weapon."

Did, too. And the only question for the jury was whether a Man had a right to wreck his closet with small arms fire.

The_Great_Gazoo March 21, 2011 at 12:42 pm

Are there any soldiers from Wasilla involved in this operation?

LiveTo[Redacted]Ya March 21, 2011 at 12:49 pm

War. Good God, y'all …

DashboardBuddha March 21, 2011 at 12:52 pm

Barry better hope this has a crystal clear and pretty outcome.

donner_froh March 21, 2011 at 1:10 pm

Barry finally has a war he can call his own. Very presidential.

greypanter March 21, 2011 at 1:21 pm

Tut, tut. Let's be sensitive to people who have had their kalons removed.

BarackMyWorld March 21, 2011 at 1:43 pm

So now we're attacking another middle eastern country, while the president's critics still cry that he's too liberal.

This would be awesome satire if it wasn't true.

owhatever March 21, 2011 at 1:55 pm

Is a no-fly zone really an area that doesn't have flies? If so, why bomb it? We can use that technology because BBQ season is almost upon us.

mumbly_ジョジョ March 21, 2011 at 1:55 pm

You know, I'm not actually 100% comfortable dubbing all UN bombing funtimes a war that the US is fighting. Particularly because that implies that Dubya's invasion wasn't actually a new war, just an "escalation", just like the neocons tried to claim way back when in 2003.

I mean, whether this is more like Serbia or more like Clinton-era Iraq is still sorta an open question, but there's enough difference between the two that one really ought to be considered a war, while the other, not so much.

Also, two-time-never-been failed-presidential-candidate Walnuts! needs to shut the fuck up.

iburl March 21, 2011 at 2:37 pm

U.N. treaties specifically state that people who ride in limos cannot be targeted.

BTWBFDIMHO March 21, 2011 at 3:11 pm

If they have no freedoms, let them have cakewalks.

chascates March 21, 2011 at 3:30 pm

“Under any score, I don’t know how you could play this worse than this president has,” Santorum told POLITICO in a Sunday interview, as he took a break from yard work. “I think we’re going to be involved potentially in a very prolonged standoff, or U.N. peacekeeping, or who knows what could be involved in the long term? … The president put [us] in a very difficult situation.”

But those 'situations' in Afghanistan & Iraq are going just fine.

KenLayIsAlive March 21, 2011 at 6:41 pm

I'm not gonna let a guy who thought it was a good idea to have his kids hug a dead baby tell me anything.

PublicLuxury March 21, 2011 at 4:14 pm

This war belongs to that pig fucker Raygun. He was such a cock-sucking swine but couldn't take his balls out of Nancy's purse long enough to get this done correctly in 1986.

lulzmonger March 21, 2011 at 4:35 pm

Third time's the charm!

Negropolis March 22, 2011 at 12:05 am

Somehow, in someone's mind, this has to prove to them that Obama is morally weak. As for me, all this proves is that G'Daddy pushed hard enough that he went from going from "begrudingly accepted/tolerated and eccentric" dictator to "The fuck!? Did you really just start a war with your own people with the world watching?" dictator. I'm usually pretty cynical, but I simply can't come to the conclusion that this is primarily or even significantly about testing weapons or going after oil.

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