We won’t know for sure until he double-sucks the withered old peckers of David and Charles Koch on live television while simultaneously pooping on the grave of a 9/11 firefighter and strangling a pre-schooler, but Wisconsin’s Scott Walker is quickly shaping up to be the Republicans’ top choice to run for president in 2012. He’s got the can-do moxie of a real go-getter scrambling up the corporate ladder, and if he can illegally stomp the teachers and police and firemen of Wisconsin (until it’s all overturned in court) then maybe he can push the rest of the American Middle Class into poverty and turn the “frown” of schools and public sewer systems upside down into a new libertarian-kleptocrat utopia (for the Koch Brothers). RUN SCOTT DON’T WALKER!
That’s a pretty good 2012 campaign slogan, don’t you think, Scott? This is David Koch writing this here beautiful blog post, and I think you’ll agree it’s a great slogan. In fact, I think you’ll agree with literally anything I say, such as, “It’s groovy to rape a baby.” Money is money, right Scott?
Let’s see, Reuters report, here it is:
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, who signed sweeping curbs on public unions into law on March 11, may be emerging as a potential 2012 Republican presidential contender, according to a poll issued on Thursday. The phone survey by Public Policy Polling of 642 registered voters on March 10-13 found that Walker’s favorability among Republican voters was 55 percent positive and 11 percent negative, a spread of 44 points.
That pushed Walker ahead of other possible Republican contenders like former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich ….
“None of the folks most seriously considering this race have been able to get any momentum yet, leaving a lot of room for a fresher face to enter and get a lot of traction,” it said. “Walker’s crusade against the unions has put him in a position where he could be that guy.”
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Jesus, shoot me if this happens. He will have plenty of time to get his campaign together though, since he will be out of a job come January.
Hope so.
His unemployement will not deter his crazy base. And they won't even be put off by the fact that he will probably file for unemployment.
If you're planning on dying anyway, shoot him first.
Hey, that's not civility transcendant!
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Getting recalled or voted out of office will polish his wingnut street cred.
Beating up minorities and women. Check
Sucking up to Kochs. Check.
Stupid like a fox. Check.
Lighting rod for union anger. Check.
Fire up the base and piss off independents. Check
Wildly unpopular in his home state. Check.
Bravo, GOPers. Bravo.
Yes, they're outdoing themselves with this one…hey, am I the only one to notice that if you put round, wire-rimmed glasses on this chump and an SS cap he'd look almost exactly like a sans moustache Heinrich Himmler? Or have I just been studying the Nazi's too much lately…..?
No,
Heinrich Himmler was much better looking.
If you know what I mean.
Walker was known around the county building here as "Hitler Youth." He's the Cheesehead Sarah Palin.
Is there any asshole that isn’t qualified to be a Republican candidate?
"Being an asshole" is qualification No. 1. Duh.
No. Asshole is pretty much the full set of criteria.
If freedom does NOT give you a boner and make you cheat on your wife, you are not qualified.
Mine. It's not for sale.
My asshole was quoted today as saying "If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve. If necessary, however, I will poop. Thank you, and may God Bless America."
Unless that thing's wearing a flag pin it's an AINO.
Only Qaddafi and King Abdullah.
Palin.
I'm an asshole, but I'm not a Republican.
Well, the people of Wisconsin will be happy to see him go.
Yeah, but I get the feeling that the good people of Wisconsin who would be glad to see him go would see it as their civic duty to make sure he doesn't do to the rest of the country what he is trying to do to Wisconsin.
I know, he can be RNC chair!
He's a perfect Republican Presidential candidate: bought and paid for, just smart enough to follow instructions without having the smarts to question them, heartless, mean, deaf when it counts, and swallows.
The Kochs really do like it when their bitches swallow.
So it is a good thing that Scotty likes it.
You do know that some of us engage in some or all of the sex practices listed above, and that your description above takes a great deal of the abandon and joy out of them, due to the mind pictures created by your comments thereby.
Do I make comments about performing oral sex on Michelle Malkin or Michelle Bachmann? No, sirs, I do not. Yet try and keep that image out of your head next time you go downtown, gentlemen, just you try – and see what lurid images flash before your eyes! Imagine the phantom sounds! Imagine the phantasmagorical scent!
Verily, then, I say to you: Is this worth it? Is it worth the surge in pee when you see what you put your Wonkette sisters and brothers through when your comments bring such misery to our lives?
I mean, probably it is totally worth it, but still.
Haha, homo sez we're grossing him out.
soorryyyy Do I still get some P?
We celebrate you and your sexuality, T, but this is some kind of trick question, right? Or a rhetorical-device-y thingie?
Man, I was enjoying the ride right up to the phantasmagorical scent. I'm thinking highly acidic lye soap, petroleum-drowned salmon, dust bunnies and sadness.
I would agree, I have not been shy about my desire to do filthy things to Malkin, but only after rupturing my eardrums to spare my brain the craziness.
I would encourage you to Step Yo Game Up (copyright Marcus) and bring the hetero-filth full force. I assure we can take it and will survive to pop a boner again. Maybe.
Malkin and Bachmann? There would never be enough whiskey to kill the taste of that rancid duo. This is no way to start a day.
So a George Bush wanna be.
“None of the folks most seriously considering this race have been able to get any momentum yet, leaving a lot of room for a fresher face to enter and get a lot of traction,”
It's just too bad the he lift tire prints and skid marks all over teachers and firefighters to get there.
Traction face has skid marks on his brown nose.
Haha, Madison beret-guy sighting!
I think at this point my labrador could be a contender for the repuglican nomination. And she'll lick your hand.
Awww. She'd get my vote.
Unless she was a Republican. Then I'd have to get all "Bad dog. BAD DOG." with her.
Unless your labrador has rabies or something, I doubt she's got what it takes to get the Rep nomination.
Does she have a wide stance?
Labrador=Canadian= National Health Care= Socialism.
Palin would be compelled to derail your dog's candidacy.
"He’s got the can-do moxie of a real go-getter scrambling up the corporate ladder,"
Isn't that toxic nuclear waste?
I like the cut of that young man's jib!
Yeah! Finally a replacement for that other stupid douchie weasel TPaw. What did TPaw ever do to compare to Scott Walker's crushing the middle class in Wisconsin? I mean aside from dropping that bridge on all those people. Admittedly some of them were also crushed.
Although Scottie better hurry up with his Thuglish lessons. TPaw has already learned to talk with a mouf fulla shit jist like Haley Barbour the Hutt.
TPaw was a case of benign neglect: Scooter is actively fucking his state up. Incompetence versus active destruction. Scooter is giving the fascists large lumber these days. What amazes me is the guy didn't make it through a four year degree in something. Hell he could have gone for a Poli-Sci degree and hung out with all the little young repiglicans and cruised through to a degree. Given his political career, he must be damned good at following orders written on checks to make up for the lack of education.
Wasn't TPaw the object of Spock's pon farr urges??
Great! Hopefully, this will unite all union members and the f***ed-over middle class against the Rethuglicans.
As Admiral Yamamoto said after Pearl Harbor: "I fear all we have done is awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."
I like the idea of comparing the Republicans to Adm. Yamamoto and his attitude toward, and treatment of, the American people.
Un-American, un-patriotic dootyheads, the lot of them.
nice myth but didn't happen, makes for good movie fare however…
DOG help us all!
All those GOP contenders mentioned couldn't pour piss out of a boot without somebody (God probably) telling them how to do it.
Actually, the Kochs tell them how and when to pour the piss.
Erm, the actual saying is "So stupid he couldn't pour piss out'n a boot if the directions was writ on the heel."
Which you probably knew, but some o' these hyar Eastern effete common taters might notta.
"Erm, the actual saying is "So stupid he couldn't pour piss out'n a boot if the directions was writ on the heel." "
That's assuming that it would ever occur to them in the first place that a boot shouldn't be full of pee.
Too late.
Dogs already shit on the rug.
Time to clean up the mess.
At least Walker is paying more attention to the unions than Obama is.
While I'm not lately inclined to come rushing to Obama's defense, there is this, *at least*, from his schedule for today (and of course it's Biden, not Bammerz):
"6:00 PM: The Vice President and Secretary of Labor Hilda Solis participate in a conference call with labor leaders and members from across the country to discuss the rights of workers to organize and collectively bargain"
EDIT: Fuck it, this sounds like lip service, really. No defense.
Oh man, I listened in on a "conference call" he made before the election to the AFL-CIO. They were so so jazzed, then he made a five minute speech and hung up before they could ask or say anything.
It was pretty, pretty bleak.
Will he be our first cross-eyed, college dropout POTUS?
Awesome.
The half term governor will be jealous.
That's former half term governor.
Just think: we could have the half-term Gov versus the quarter-term Gov in the primaries.
0.5 X 0.25 = 0.125 of a brain
Needs more upfisting than I am capable of giving…
I long for the day when I will no longer encounter photographs of that douchebag. I just want to whack him in the face with a hammer.
At Union scale nonetheless.
the urge is strong, isn't it?
Yeah, the little creep will probably "regretfully" quit as Governor to run for President and miss the recall of his lyin' ass.
Koch's have him on the fast track.
I think Andrew Jackson was there first with the dumbass, and he was so sure he was right, he bucked the Supreme Court itself in his rush to be our first genocidal president.
You who else got inferior races to accept his appeasement terms and sign hollow treaties?
Julius Caesar and Pompey Magnus?
Captain Cook?
George Wallace?
Ming the Merciless?
Wait until the Alphazoids from Planet Gleep kick us out under "right of discovery"…
"In 1823 the Supreme Court handed down a decision which stated that Indians could occupy lands within the United States, but could not hold title to those lands. This was because their "right of occupancy" was subordinate to the United States' "right of discovery." In response to the great threat this posed, the Creeks, Cherokee, and Chicasaw instituted policies of restricting land sales to the government. They wanted to protect what remained of their land before it was too late."
… WHITE "cross-eyed, college dropout POTUS" obviously trumps BLACK Harvard Law, Columbia grad, constitutional law professor, community organizer, Illinois state Senator, US Senator, best-selling author, etc., etc… in the "who is most qualified to be president" derby, right?
Right? Right?
Eleetist mofo sez what?
He isn't so much cross-eyed as cranially malformed: One side of his head is not as large or was crushed during birth rendering the handsome chap we see today. One eye is about an inch lower than the other. Probably has something to do with the college dropout thing too: dude could have finished a Political Science degree in his sleep, hung out with the rich kids and connected himself up with a boost in politcal marketability, but I don't think the brainpower was there, and he wasn't a rich legacy like W who slept through a couple of degrees. Be nice to see him run and get crushed like the nasty little piece of trash he is.
"He isn't so much cross-eyed as cranially malformed: One side of his head is not as large or was crushed during birth rendering the handsome chap we see today. One eye is about an inch lower than the other."
Or perhaps he comes from a culture with a tradition of head binding?
Damn! Guinness out my nose and all over the computer! Happy Patty Day.
"He isn't so much cross-eyed as cranially malformed: One side of his head is not as large or was crushed during birth rendering the handsome chap we see today. One eye is about an inch lower than the other."
Sloth like Chunk.
And mouth breather. Really.
Jesus (throws hands up). Sarah, Shelly, Christine, Newt, Mitt, now this guy? It's like thier not even trying.
"Ladies and Gentlemen your next president of the United States this inanimate carbon rod"
A pencil (and a dull one at that) or a reactor control rod?
Eraserheaded needle-nosed suckubot.
Puts him way out ahead of the pack, though.
" I'm not a pencil-necked geek.
I'm you.
An All American Jerk. "
/turns tv off "aww, they were just about to show some pictures of the rod!"
Can't up fist you enough for typing that!!!! I wanted someone to say that and you WIN for going so.
In rod we trust!
The best Simpson's episode ever. Damn, that was funny.
What Mr. Burns isn’t available?
Yeah, I know, Mr. Burns is a fictional character but since when does the difference between fiction and fact matter to the modern Republican?
at least Mr. Burns was born in the U. S. of A.!
And I say taxes are too high!
Well I was saying Boo-urns…
C Montgomery Burns/Scott Walker 2010!!!one!!!un!!!eins!!!!
“None of the folks most seriously considering this race have been able to get any momentum yet…"
Cuz they're all a bunch of Nuckin' Futs and hopefully none of them do pick up any momentum. Wiggity Whacked Fuck Heads…
However, them Diebold machines do make up for a lot.
Dammit! Beat me to the obligatory Diebold comment. Shit.
Mitt is actually fairly sane, despite the underwear thing. Unfortunately for him, he has the spine of a, uh well, a Democrat.
you seem hesitant to swear. it's ok. "cuz they're all a bunch of fuckin' nuts". there, fixed.
"fuckin' nuts" it would be true, except even squirrels won't go near this troupe of half-term fuckwit dipshit fuckwad shitface fuckshit shitfuck fuckwad wad-fucking shitslurping fucking shitburping bunch of shit-covered fucks. diebold.
there. fixed.
Kiss your [redacted] with that mouth?
I just like nuckin' futs… that and dain bramage…
It's almost bar time at the Republican party, and the drunk-ass douchebag date rapists are starting to get desperate.
(Okay, more desperate.)
Heh. Good mettafour.
Yeah I was just telling myself there aren't enough shitty people running for Republican president of America. He should look at the field and say "We need someone shittier!" Run Scott, RUN!
642 folks who use a land line phone, were home when the pollster called, were bored/ lonely enough to speak to the pollster, etc. Walker's prime demographic: Homebound, lonely, teabagger, who can manuever his/ her HoverRound to the phone. "Walker/ Metamucil 2012"
That would be a Rasmussen poll, I think. Yes, yes, it would.
Lolz my 72 year old mom was called by Mike Hucklfat today, she told him to get fucked she was watching basketball. In her defense she usually doesn't talk like that but she really likes basketball.
With Los Bros Koch's new freikorps behind him, Walker could go all the way to the
ReichstagWhite House.You are supposed to rally your own base, not the other team's. Dumb.
The Proxy Kochsy President.
It's like Beatrix Potter is writing our national story.
Or Dr. Seuss.
Koch. Joke.
Scott. Blot.
Buck. Fuck.
Duck!
Duck, goose.
"Or Dr. Seuss. ":
I do not like this guy named Walker
I think he is a bullshit talker
I would not have him for a spouse
I would not have him in my house
I do not like him more than Newt
I say we give this guy the boot.
I'm thinking Richard Scarry.
That. Is. Awesome!
I miss the days when Photoshop Phriday was actually funny instead of just people showing off their Photosphop skills.
May the happiness of a thousand p's drench your future.
The GOP talking about this possibility is equivalent to futilely jerking on their whiskey-dick while one-handedly trying to dial up some new sad-porn on their internet machine, while knowing in their little pea-brain that they'll never quite come. And the press following along, lazily.
He pledges to bring 250,000,000 jobs to the U.S.
Walmart's Chinese overlords are not amused.
?
But has he had an affair/homosexual lover? As Sarah Palin has proven, abuse of power is not enough in today's Republican Party.
Well, Walker is in bed with a Koch.
Well, his family is suitably Huckabeesque.
One thing he has going against him is that he isn't fat. Does this mean he follows a Michele Obama diet? Call him out on it, Cheeseheads.
Bummer about Sargento. Hard to get local cheese in these parts, but I do have some mozzarella order from the dairy farm where I buy greek yogurt in vats. (But I can only order once a month. Shit).
Haha. Political fail. The dude's more toxic right now than a can of botulism. It'd be fun to see him make the effort and then realize that it's only the media that still takes him seriously.
I think they're doing a little Overton step here.
When all you've got is fully spent losers like Mittens and Newt, who can't even raise an eyelash outside of the Fox family of viewertards…. Throw in something really hateful and toxic like this jerk to shift the window of acceptance way over to the right. All of a sudden those dull reagan-androids like Mitt look pretty moderate and electable, huh ?
I think Tancredo had this seat on the carousel the last round.
Bad apples a barrel makes. Smells funny though.
There just seems to be a veritable avalanche of things/people to ridicule these days.
Um, has anyone checked in with the guys at Diebold yet, to make sure there's enough time to revise the software to rig the election machines in key states?
They prefer to be kept in the loop on these things, you betcha.
eta: Fuck Scott Walker sideways with a rabid dingo, also.
Poor rabid dingo, it deserves so much better than that.
Poor dingo.
republicans recruit wankers because republicans are the party of wankers.
which came first i wonder?
Yes.
Scott Walker: why go with a virtual corporate fascist, when you can vote for the real deal?
There is an entirely accurate descriptive word for Walker and his paymasters. Is there any doubt that they would have any hesitation to take this country completely fascist given a chance? I guess we are about to find out, in this post citizens united landscape.
Dems (seem to) want a smart president. Republicans want a president who makes them feel smart. From that standpoint, Walker is a fairly obvious choice.
"Republicans want a president who makes them feel smart. "
Next up, Trig.
You have to hand it to the Rethugs. Just when you think they can't dredge up another anti-human from their septic tank they stick their Koch-pole up the ass of this "great 'Muricin" and wave him around to see who will do obeisance to their fresh-faced formaldehyde-soaked fool. Time to update the passport.
“Walker’s crusade against the unions has put him in a position where he could be that guy.”
That guy to make me vomit every time I see or hear him. It's the new Sarah Palin! Only it's in a more familiar dude package so we can like him!
Why God Why do they all look so fu*king dorkish. Is it a requirement , are they making them in a damn factory. WTF I cant take this anymore. Im out.
Boys from Brazil.
"Why God Why do they all look so fu*king dorkish."
Because they're fucking dorks? Fucking, mean, champion asshole, dorks?
Anyways, you're missing the point. What they look is white, and male. Ta-da! Anyone of them would make a good president!
Have you ever seen Young Republitards? If they didn't look like that they'd be dating girls in college, having sex and getting drunk (reverse order) and become Democrats.
Good point. And why is it that you can be a “Young” Republican until you're 50? Any democrat just out of college knows that he/she is a boring adult and that he/she had better work hard to recruit actual young people to the Democratic party.
"why is it that you can be a "Young" Republican until you're 50?"
"Young" is relative to the beef jerky faced zombie geezers that refuse to die, who make up the majority of the party (e.g., Strom Thurmond).
He (Walker cheesehead Ranger) is going bald kinda quickly, and we have not an ELECTED bald preznint since Ike. Gerry Ford was a queue ball, but made it by succession. Touche, Ken on making me guffaw audibly.
The scary thing is, I don't think the Republicans are in on the joke anymore; the GOP'ers of yore just used lazy rationalizations to thinly veil their greed and corruption, but I think today's useful idiots actually believe that drivel to be true and not just a scraggly beard hiding the truth.
27%, Katie.
A truthier truth was never written. Brownshirts, all of 'em.
they believe it with a religious fervor.
Right now we're observing the time-honored tradition of the Republican Dick-Off. Whoever can prove he/she is the most repulsive Republican douchebag will get the nod.
Named after Dick Nixon, no doubt.
In elections past, this would have been great news for John McCain. Nowadays, Walnuts would have to run as a corpse to even approach the alternate-universe level of sheer douchiositude the gop's candidates are required to demonstrate.
This certainly is going to make it harder for the Dems to lose the 2012 elections, but I am sure they still will do everything they can to fuck it up.
He'll be 45 years old on Election Day 2012. That will make him three years younger than Obama was in 2008, when Barack was too
blackinexperienced to be President. But, oh, Scooter will have two years executive experience, as WI duh'vner. (Those eight years as County Exec don't count, since the County Board ran the County during Walker's term in office.)Try one year of executive experience.
I dunno, half-wit, I mean half-term ex gov Palin gets to count her Wasilla mayor experience, even though there was talk of recalling her and to stave it off, the city hired a city manager to, you know, actually govern the city since Mayor Bitchface was too busy remodeling the mayor's office on the city dime.
Oh no. We want him out of the office, but not like this! If he actually won we'd be stuck with his batshit LT Gov. here in WI, not to mention the rest of you having to suffer through Prez. Crosseyed G. Dicknose.
Just, no. No.
i think our darling lt. gov. also has some recalling in her future. people, if you have not yet been introduced, rebecca kleefisch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it0V5HFalZA (it's pronounced "clay fish")
Man oh man, here's hoping.
Driving around town (Milwaukee) yesterday evening I saw a ton of people out protesting/canvassing for the Alberta Darling recall efforts, so that's encouraging.
Oh boy, methinks the Kochs are really going after her. She has those crazy eyes, toooo!!! They know the teatards find a way to swim in crazy eyes and will never realize they are drowning.
this one is even worse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oql84UsCdxg check out scott walker video-bombing his friend's commercial at the end.
Finally — someone brave and bold enough to get America out from under the thumb of the teachers, sanitation workers and firefighters, and who will free our industrial giants from the shackles of Big Brother's regulation and taxation, and who doesn't let pesky things like democratic principles stand in his way.
Then again, if he gets the GOP nom and doesn't lose the election by a 75-25% margin, I'll be thinking about moving to Japan.
Oh Puleeeeeze!!! Every wingnut and teatard that gets their name in the paper is instantly crowned "possible candidate for president" by the MSM scribes.
Right! And if earnestly asking the question "whose dick ya gotta suck around here to be President" was all it took to be a viable candidate then Walker would have to bescratching and clawing at Palin's backside to get her off the Koch brothers.
No fair! At least she did finally complete college. In about as much time as Walnuts! was imprisoned, 5 1/2 years, Alan!
Whoa, wait a second there Big Jim, let's see the long form graduation certificate first.
How do I get that image out of my mind, please?
i think the Koch bros. are multiple tentacled penis monsters. there's room (a dick a piece) for the whole GOP! it would look much like puppies nursing.
too much?
I am trying to figure out how the Democrats would manage to fuck this one up.
Haha.
Obama will compromise and agree to be Walker's VP?
More realistically –
Obama will attack Social Security in an attempt to "move to the center" and the base is so upset we get a repeat of 2010?
Obama takes tons of money from Wall Street and Walker labels him as the candidate of the big banks (which sticks, becasue the Dems are too mealy-mouthed to counter with his being a total Kochwhore)?
The possibilities are endless!
Sob.
That earned a "fellow pessimist/realistic jerk" follow.
Pessimist Realism. It's an art form.
Not to worry, they will find a way. They always do.
How about, I dunno, pursuing a Rose Garden Strategy during the most critical moment of the past several decades at least (depending on how things turn out in Japan), while people on the West Coast are freaking out, the Libyan opposition is being slaughtered, SNAFU in Afghanistan, etc.
It's almost not worth the thought process. Dems can't get the will to power to mean the same thing pugs do. I'm generally ok with that. I'm going to go drink heavily now.
Gee I dunno…maybe by showing up?
Okay, I have to own up. I slept with him one snowy night in Oconto. He said he had to get away from his wife. And when he sat next to me at the bar I had no idea who he was. His first question was "Do you have a dog?" When I replied "Yes" he asked "How big?"
One thing lead to another and we wound up going back to his cabin. He had chilled wine and candles and the bed was turned back. I guess I was commited, or, looking back, should have been.
To make a short story shorter. It lasted all of 15 minutes. Oh, not the act. Getting from the bar and back to the bar. I must admit I "phoned it in". Butt he seem to enjoy being submissive.
Oddly, he did continually scream his own name during the act.
Shhhhh. Don't tell anyone.
Funny! Thanks for making me laugh.
You're a guy, right?
The other tidbit he left out, mercifully, was who was "on the mound" and who was "behind the plate."
nb, this is one comment I will not back track on the IntenseDebate™ comment stream/dashboard. Thus, no further comment on my comment is necessary.
Did he have a Brazilian?
A scene for the play "Shady Republicans in Back Rooms Picking Canidates for Election."
Republican 1: Hmmmmm how should we run in 2012…….
Republican 2: How about that guy that fucked over all his workers
Republican 1: Great idea….now…which one…
According to The Authority Wanker is a four-year college attendee who maintained a C average, didn't receive a degree, and lost the race for student government president in his sophomore year to a write-in candidate due to "campaign rules violations." Sounds to me like a doppelganger of the witch of Wasilla.
Perfect- still smarter and more well educated than the people who will vote for him. Repukes seem to revel in the stupidity of their candidates.
I'm afraid we're doomed. I remember reading about the lives of Cubans under Castro or Russians under Brezhnev and thinking how sad and helpless those poor souls must be. Sure, I was naive and complacent but I never imagined living in a country full of so many batshit crazy, evil and heavily armed morons. Part of me says, they're our neighbors, there's more that brings us together than tears us apart but I don't really believe that anymore. There's a certain segment of the population that's just plain too stupid to be called "citizen". They do not believe what I believe. They aren't capable of rational thought so they can't be converted or reasoned with. They are the incurable dumbfucks and they appear to respond to simple commands and verbal dogwhistles like "George Soros" and "San Francisco" which effectively shuts off all thinking in their brains. These are the 55% who support this decietful little twit. In another time and place, he would have been fragged by his own troops before he left boot camp but in our time, he's the Republican frontrunner for POTUS.
"In another time and place, he would have been fragged by his own troops before he left boot camp…"
Well, let's face it, an impressive number of Republicans who could have been in a position to be fragged by their own men, weren't actually in any danger of that at all, because they never served!
But by God, they have no problem sending others to die.
So while waiting/hoping not to be called for jury duty today, I was reading Jon Krakauer's book Where Men Win Glory*, about Pat Tillman and how he got screwed by Bush & McChrystal. Krakauer reminds us that Mika's dad Zbigniew wanted the Rooskies/Soviets to invade Afghaniland because he was certain they'd be defeated there by the mujahadeen and Bin Laden. It's the graveyard of empires. Ha ha on us, he was right!
So, yes, we're doomed.
________________
*Unbelievably great yarn, somewhat clunky journasaur writing
The real conundrum between us and the Cubans and Soviets is that we have free will and yet…
On the bright side, Zarathus…nevermind. We're devolving. Tomorrow, I will regain the courage to not give up!
I don't get it. What's snarky about this? Straight truth is supposed to be labelled "Snark off" dammit!
Perfect 2nd Lieutenant, you hit it spot on. Right after the fake Koch call I flashed on the same thing My God, this guy actually truly believes in all this stuff. There's book by a journalist named Michael Herr, who covered the Vietnam war, titled "Dispatches" (Apocalypse Now was this book mixed with Conrad's "Heart of Darkness"). He related the story of Lieutenant Gladly, so called by his troops because he was always telling them, "Men, I wouldn't ask you to do anything that I myself wouldn't do, gladly." Southern military tradition, the whole thing.
One day they were pinned under fire beneath a ridge. He asked Jones to go to the top of the ridge and see what's going on. Jones replied, "Sir! Never happen, Sir!". This went on with two ro three more guys. Finally he said, "I'll do it!" He went up and of course got killed. If the enemy hadn't gotten him first sooner or later they would have fragged him.
Scott Walker is a proud Eagle Scout. He's the GOP's Lt. Gladly who went first on Union busting in the Midwest.
Related to Gladly the Crossed Eyed Bear
Gladly the Cross-Eyed Bear! I had to look it up and found a name – Mondegreen – for that phenomena of hearing “Secret Asian Man” for the ump-thousandth time on the radio. Thanks.
Apocalypse Now also had a eensy weensy bit of Aguirre, the Wrath of God to thrown in there, too.
What about W? A true
retardmoron if I ever saw one.These are the same jack-holes who started squawking non-stop in 2005 that Hillary was the shoo-in Dem candidate for Pres. How'd that one work out for ya?
Unfortunately, we seem to have an unlimited supply of jack-holes
I think jack-hole is listed in modern fourth-grade geography text books as the main product of the USA. (Remember those cool maps for crops, weather, vegetation, terrain, languages, etc.? And the list of important things, picture of the flag, etc.)
Yup. USA: Principal Product: Jackholes. Secondary products: Stupidity, despair.
I guess my happy reminiscent mood is gone.
"Money is money, right Scott?" In this instance the pathology (thinking that pleasing two old loonies by delivering a political BJ will get you in the White House) would be called Dementia Prae-Kochs.
Walker/Santelli 2012!!!1!11!!!
Walker/Santorum. Because googling them would be so fun.
Quick, someone put a dead girl or a live boy in Scott Walker's bed!
Or both!
He'd just blame the death on the boy.
Let's do a half-dead lady-boy. Cover all the bases and whatnot.
http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/01/15/engri...
WIN
Splitting the difference is all the best kind of funny.
"Put"?
Someone just pull the covers off the bed, already; that's all.
/vomits
he will be unemployed by then. but i predict he will resign to "focus on running for preznint" rather than endure the humility of getting recalled.
/vomits again. and i haven't even started drinking yet.
How is the recall campaign? I went to the grocery store and, like a good liberal. bought mostly fruits and vegies. When I got into the car, I fastened my seat belt. Down here, put those two together and it spells LIBRAUL.
Anyway–No meat in my cart, so I could squeak a little more out of the social security this month. The last donations were divided between AFSCME and the Teaching Assistants. This time, I'd like to donate to the recalls. Is it still going through the state party? Huffpo says they're freaked on the right because their recall against Democrats and against Repubtard recalls are going so badly. Can the Kock brothers fix it? I hope not. Thanks for the updates and happy drinking to you.
It seems to be chugging right along from what I have seen. Judging by the editorials in the Milwaukee Urinal Sentinel, the boycott may be making some nervous too. It's always funny when conservatives rail against people boycotting a product or service for political or other reasons and then don't bat an eye when outsiders like the Koch Bro's spend loads of cash to influence an election. Economic expression of your political beliefs are fine if you are spending, but if you withdraw your savings account at M&I or buy locally made cheese instead of Sargento it's economic terrorism. It never does pass the "bullshit sniff test" for me at least.
vegetables and seat belts. you've been indoctrinated by the nanny state!
http://www.wisdems.org/ is leading the recall efforts against the repubs. also, they might give you a "recall walker" sticker for free! http://www.recalltherepublican8.com/?page_id=132
the republicans won't get enough signatures. there's no way. but we will!
again, thank you thank you thank you. all of wisconsin thanks you.
I'm hoping he will resign to "spend more time with his family."
Lucky family.
i would settle for 'i have to resign so i can complete my degree from marquette.'
Yes, that would keep him out of hair for years to come, wouldn't it?Lucky marquette.
The family? Hope the kids don't look like him.
Damn, Sarah must really be regretting not keeping her position as governor of Alaska and royally screwing over the workers there. Major miscalculation. I'm sure though that her campaign committee is actively searching for a way that she can ass rape the middle class as soon as possible, or at least promise to. Forced teen pregnancy? Concentration camps? Concentration camps with forced organ donations to the super rich?
Selling her "books" among the smoking ruins of the middle class seems to work quite nicely, thank you.
A nuclear power plant beside the Golden Gate as soon as she is elected?
"Sarah must really be regretting not keeping her position as governor of Alaska and royally screwing over the workers there."
Yes, but she did kill off 254 poor people while governor through a Medicaid program so badly mismanaged that the federal government put a moratorium on any more people being enrolled in it. I think if she reminds enough powerful people they just might realize how valuable she could be!
I mean, how many bodies did Walker leave in the streets? Here's the thing, those people that died on Sarah's watch? You won't see them starting up any recall attempts.
Gov. Brewer in Arizona seems set on breaking Sister Sarah's record. In her first month in office, she denied anyone on Medicaid who needed a transplant, in spite of many people telling her they could show her where to get the money and doctors willing to demonstrate the transplants were scheduled for otherwise healthy young people. Several have already died and it's almost like she enjoyed it. She is one freaky woman — Sarah's craziness can be put down to greed and desperate need for attention. I can't figure out what motivates Brewer.
He is going to have plenty time on his hands next year to run after they recall his ass.
Jeremy Piven?!
For the last fucking time, you mercury-laden asshole roll, STOP fucking hitting on me!
With 2 kochs behind him, the ClusterSlurp to the White House is ON, baby!
Republican governors look like:
A. Piggies (Barbour, Christie, Deal, LePage)
B. Eighth grade nerds going to a big boy job interview (Walker, Jindal, Branstad, Daniels)
C. Hair Club for Men models (Perry, McDonnell, Sandoval, Brownback)
C. All of the above
also, soulless, dead-eyed, brain-dead, supposed "populists/regular guys & gals" (palin, gwb, etc)
Scott Walker is worse than Sarah Palin. There really is no bottom.
I disagree. Have you seen who bankrolls him and Palin?
I'm pretty sure they're both bottoms.
May the Holy P shower upon you this St. Paddy's Day.
Redefines the concept, "How low can you go?"
and why on earth is this even a choice we are forced to make?
fuck you 'republican base'.
What if it's fascists all the way down?
Walker has his naturally-occurring white yarmulke going for him.
That should lock up the Florida vote.
This should be exciting. Until he wins.
you know, there is no shame in thinking evil here at the wonkette.
I think I will cast by vote for Fleet® Enema…we're all buttsexed anyway, we might as well be clean,
"We the
PeopleCorporations."There, fixed.
Mr. Layne:
<golf clap>
Bravo, sir, for one the top ten ledes of all time.
Well done!
</golf clap>
How many "68-page plans" will his presidential campaign committee issue?
69
The labor movement enthusiastically and socialistically upfists this idea.
I got to admit that he'd look good on a Tancredo ticket. Not as good as xGov "(grand)MamaGriz" Sarah Palin. But you take Gov Scott's anti-teacher creds with Rep Tom's creds on the anchor baby crisis, and round out the cabinet w/ Gov Barbour's anti-reparations creds, and Jesus may very well decide to come back, after all!
And start some serious smiting, I hope.
Brilliant analysis, Ken. Why don't you have a gig on MSNBC?
Well, he's got Reagan's dye job, Dubya's intellect and Nixon's ethics ergo he is perfect.
Yeah, but what if he had Dubya's ethics, Reagan's intellect, and, um…
Hmm, that pretty much works however you fix it.
That's a nice picture of Scott and his benefactors — I was wondering if that was really pictures of the Koch brothers (photoshopped on tuxedo bodies) or if it was the two old guys from Trading Places, so I Google image searched both to compare. I have to say, I'm still not quite sure. But I am surprised that my memory failed me on the point that two of the stars of the movie are Jamie Lee Curtis' boobs! Thanks, Google!
Scott Walker is the antichrist. He likes Ronnie Raygun and that is evidence enough for me. Get the gawd-damned garlic and crucifix out, again.
In end of weimar Merka, it doesn't really matter what the people think, the rich guys will pick someone and tell Fox News how to sell him to the "base".
George W Bush would like a word with this "reality" you speak of.
But would it speak back?
That is so ludicrous I had to laugh. And my lips are really chapped. Thank you so much.
They look like the two old guys in Trading Places. One needs a pencil thin mustache. Mortimer and someone.
To Walker's credit, he's the only "Republican frontrunner" in that list that isn't described as "former" something.
Former human being, now a republican. Just like all the rest.
Heh. Nine months to "former governor"?
He certainly won't be the only "republican frontrunner" known for lacking something. He's the next jesus (maybe?).
Walker Bachmann 2012! Whoo! Are there enough bulets for all of us? I just nodded off and had a dream of the four horsemen looming in the horizon. Seriously.
As a rather harsh acquaintance once said on a guy, "I'd put a bullet through his brain if I could find a small enough caliber."
Permission to borrow this, please?
Wish I had another upfist to give you on that one.
Makes me proud to be an American. Oh no wait, it doesn't.
Well, they keep presenting Gov Foghorn Leghorn as someone who could appeal to the whole country, including the large portions that weren't on the losing side in the Waw of Yankeh Aggression.*
*My apologies to smart, Southern Wonketeers.
The news these days is pissing me off so much, I'm exclusively watching MSNBC. Yeah, I only want to hear shit I agree with because anything else will counter the positive (so far) effects of the anti-depressant I just started taking.
MSNBC, Schultz or someone, tracked Rince Preepuss and his immediate pasting of Cheesehead Hosne's photo on all the RNC shit. This was designed to make him a star, and all the other guvs were given the same marching orders and are lining up to take turns fucking the middle class, like priests and altar boys.
We won’t know for sure until he double-sucks the withered old peckers of David and Charles Koch on live television while simultaneously pooping on the grave of a 9/11 firefighter and strangling a pre-schooler, but Wisconsin’s Scott Walker is quickly shaping up to be the Republicans’ top choice to run for president in 2012.
Republican primaries are really disgusting these days.
Wow. Maybe those guys from South Park can turn this into their next musical.
He would be a wonderful candidate…to run against.
Walker/Shit-for-Brains in 2012!
Hopey could get the base fired up against this dick without even walking the picket line where American men and women are being denied their collective bargaining rights?
Oh, Teeeamsters… psst, come here…
Traction…teamsters. I see what you're doing here.
KEN!!! I need help. I've been protestin' in Madtown, Kochwalkerstan and I need a high-quality "Don't Teabag on Me" image. For my protestin' sign. And America, also, too. I'll even put Wonkette on it. And trucknutz. Help!!!!
if it helps any, you can borrow my "don't teabag on me" t-shirt. i'll be at the rally on saturday.
Thanks for the offer! I am so angry that I didn't buy one while I could! You just take for granted that awesome things will always be there to buy when you scrape up enough hobo nickels to purchase them. <<<sigh>>>
I really want that image on a large poster-sized sign. I'll even have it printed professionally. If I can't get it I will have to resort to "Bring back Arrested Development" or something.
This is good news for John McCain. But only because he's not running for president again.
"The fundamentals of a Scott Walker presidency are sound."
but france is going to war with libya so that's good.
We're buried in two endless wars that have done nothing but cause Mulins to hate us, and now we're so over-extended that we can't help the rebels in a country where we could do some good, and make friends on Egyptian, Tunisians, etc. Couldn't they make a deal with the rebels to give us dibs on their oil?
Why do I feel like this is the Spanish Civil War of this century?
Bomb the shit out of the mercenaries fighting for the douchebag who's even crazier than Franco. (Who is still dead.)
You know….I think I just solved a conundrum…"who is a bigger hypocrit than an elderly teabagger living off medicare and social security?"….the Koch brothers are, of course. Billionaires who's entire lives were inherited from somebody else…"pull yourself up by your bootstraps and go earn you own, son!" You first, Kocheads.
I'd love it if every billionaire second, third, or fourth generation libertarian inheritor had to give all that money (because they didn't earn shit except being a member of the lucky sperm club) to charity and then earn it all by themselves based upon their own merits, no exploiting connections daddy gained or favors from purchased pols..just you living by your own personal sand and wits…they'd see how fucked the free market really is and would liberal up, real fast. Fucking hypocrits…all o' them!
This was one of the brief blurbs on The Onion recently:
Corrections
In last week's issue, The Onion incorrectly stated that education is the key to success. Being born into money is, actually. The Onion regrets the error.
i'd love to see the koch brothers have to fill out a thousand of those generic, irritating ("what's your high school's phone number?") job applications for some 8 bucks an hour job.
Oh, you lovable dreamer, you.
Walker would be the first "Challenged" President.
"On what level, Charlie?"
"All of 'em, Scottie, all of 'em."
Sometimes the wingtards wake up from a corn syrup coma and notice foxnews bobble heads fapping to the same conservative asshole. They actually see a pattern and discern a favorite. For a conservatard, it's actually remarkable and relatively complex thought process (besides getting spoon fed by rush and hannity).
Walker/Palin, Palin/Walker….Either way, I'm chubbing up at the endless snark prospects.
Shitsuname. That didn't turn our right. You get the idea, right?
It's a tidal wave of shit and cute puppies?
spaceballs? oh, shit. there goes the planet.
Walker/Scroob 2012.
Sam Rockwell would make a great Scott Walker in an Oliver Stone biopic about union bustin' Pubtard shitheel Scott Walker.
All we need is a treatment, pitch it to a large independent, some dough…Ken Layne, Executive Producer!
so, uh, God, Zeus, Gaia, Xenu? I know it's wrong to wish death on anyone but…COME THE FUCK ON! The Kochs' are old guys anyway! Can't you just speed things up? Hell, make it something they enjoy, like a heart attack while getting fucked in the ass?Just in time for the "death tax" (Fuck you frank luntz) to come back into effect? Pretty please?
I read the Kochsucker's bio. What the fuck, Cheeseheads? How did you manage to elect someone with less intelligence than the Snowbilly Grifter herself?
Dispatch from Okdoucheistan. Saw Inhofe's (R-BigOil) aide at a lunch today, looked him right in the face and said, "Save NPR. Some of us are fully literate and enjoy listening to it."
Long, but I think worth it:
The old man had a conversation with a woman who used to work for Mercury Marine in Stillwater, OK. Quick background: negotiating with union in Eau Claire, the union voted down the contract and Mercury Machine announced they were moving all the job to Stillwater and closing the Wisconsin plant. Because Republitards are dumb as fucking stumps, the Republic House Speaker, two Republitard dickwad legisfuckers from the district, LEE DENNY and HALIGAN–former pres of OSU (was a Democrat until the Republitards offered him $180,000 campaign money up front–Chesapeake Energy is always good for the money– and promised he wouldn't have to campaign–held a press conference and announced that, because of our non union workforce in this Right to Workforless state, Stillwater would be getting the plant. All of the plant. The Democratic Representative from the district did not join in.
Obviously, these dumb shits didn't realize, in their blood-sucking anti-union little brains, that Stillwater was nothing but a bargaining pawn. The fucking contract had only been voted on once. So not two days letter, the Wisconsin workers bent over and took the contract in the ass, courtesy Oklahoma Republitards. And the Stillwater plant? Mercury Marine is closing it and moving everything to, yes, Wisconsin. (I think it was 180 jobs in a little city.)
Even when OK told them they were going to have to pay back all the "investment" money they'd gotten from our idiot state, Mercury said, "Good enough. Here it is." And idiot Haligan said, "As I recall, I insisted on the give back clause if they moved the plant." Right, genious asshole Oklahoma State douchebag, no one else would have thought of anything as brilliant.
It always feels good when Republics make public asses of themselves. Oh, and if anyone would like a great deal on a giant and empty industrial building, I hear you can get a great deal in Stillwater, OK.
And the woman the old man was talking to? She dissed the work ethic at the union plant and bragged on how much better the okies were. Right. That's why the company moved. She just didn't fucking get it. They're so fucking stupid that if there were a tornado in their backyard and they were standing beside their storm shelter, if Faux newz and/or hate radio told them it wasn't a tornado, they'd get blown to Texas. And, somehow, the okie relatives they left behind would blame Soros and the Democrats.
first off, breathe. now, okdoucheistan=brilliant. what did inhofe's aide say? thank you for taking it to them. i saw rep peter barca on the street the other day and almost tackled him w/ love. he seemed surprised. i thanked him and apologized for startling him (i did actually sort of run across the street straight at him) and then i thanked him again.
soros creates/controls tornadoes. that's a fact. why else would they only hit trailer parks and not high priced suburbs (except stoughton, wi, august 2005)? and if there were a tornado, they'd probably blame the government for not warning them, not realizing the funding for the national weather service was cut in the last bill, pushed through by republicans. because who needs tornado warnings in oklahoma? i mean, what's next? earthquake warnings in california? tsunami warnings? volcanoes? pfft. "tax and spend tax and spend"
i remember hearing about mercury marine. but, of course, it probably warranted two sentences on the local news. this just proves that this tactic is rampant all over the country. "right to work" states is just a brilliant marketing ploy. "even the devil can quote scripture". silver tongues, silver tongues. "flags for orphans" and all that.
every day someone "important" says something incredibly stupid. but then i come here. and all the "unimportant" people say incredibly smart, witty, truthful things. and i think, "yeah, we're not dead yet."
"They're so fucking stupid that if there were a tornado in their backyard and they were standing beside their storm shelter, if Faux newz and/or hate radio told them it wasn't a tornado, they'd get blown to Texas."
At least now I know how the Texans got there.
1) i used to work in Stoughton, WI. is it expensive to live there? because if it is then some people are getting ripped off.
2) what's this about getting blown to Texas? do you get blown the whole way? is this a round trip?
3) i have in-laws in OK. i feel so bad for them. they really belong in a better state.
Hey thems my idiot asshole relatives yer talkin about. Only on one side though the rest are tote bag carrying idiot libs.
Do we think that the Koch bros insisted (as part of the deal) that little Scotti W get "Open for Business" tattooed on his ass? 'Cause in their shoes I certainly would have.
tramp stamp!!!
Apropos of nothing I'm now being "followed" by a Beck/Walker/Koch/Freedumb lover. What a terrific sense of validation!
UnionsRStreetGangs? the one who is trying to prove how mean liberals are? by stalking them?
Are you suggesting that someone add…
[poorly suppressed snicker]
*surveyors' marks*…
over his picture?
In a way, that would be hilarious to call them a bunch of wimps when they started getting the vapors. But, we all know that conservatives are professional victims and this would be used as "proof" despite all the denials when it was done to democrats.
I dunno.. there has to be a Koch and cock rhyme in there somewhere. This fucking little stoolie certainly delivered the votes for these two pieces of ..whatevers.
pardon me, may i direct you here? http://www.flickr.com/photos/59717543@N07/5515094...
Spot on.
"bend over," said Koch.
"it's time for a poke."
another cock fer
Walker.
This is excellent news for John McCain.
Why don't we just put Ken and Barbie up for Potus and Flotus and get it over with?
So I imagine that in WI the term "koffer" will be replaced with "kocher". Certainly not coffer (soshalizm).
Hey, maybe this will give the Obama campaign another chance to trot out those old "populist", "Pro-union" poems that Candidate Obama liked to read to us before we gave him all that money and support! Good times!
Scott Walker 2012: America Inc. Will Last For A Thousand Years*!
* Some conditions may apply
OT: My old friend Joe McG (name withheld) sent me this photo he took through the blinds of his neighbor while he was working on a book in Alaska. Seems he caught his subject in mid-morph. Calls it Sharrah O'Bachlin. Happy St. Paddy's Day!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/undeterredbyreality/...
i would downfist you for this, but instead i just followed you. i downfist you in heart (on principal and for the impending nightmares). on wonkette you receive an upfist.
Kill it! Kill it with a rusted shovel!
The Republicans are the masters of failing upwards/vertically. Sometimes, they slip through and get rewarded with a higher office, and sometimes they don't. I guess it's not without risk for liberals, but a Republicans chances fall exponentially as they rise through government.
Has America ever heard this guy speak? He's horrible, and not horrible as in endearingly folksy but hollow, but horrible as in my non-existent chin, sagging lower lip, possum-beady eyes, and deviated septum render me incapable of you comfortably being able to look at me while I talk.
yesterday, (well, wednesday) a thousand bastard wisc repub stupid heads went to the 8,987th circle of hell known as "washington d.c." aka "our nation's capital" (yes, "capital". don't "sic" me. i may me drunk and wishing i was in maui but dammit i know the difference between capitol and capital and yes this joke was first made by our greatest president ever benjamin franklin in 1643.) anyhoo, they went there to receive the moneys and some of my (and your!) fearless comrades in arms were there to greet them. as our dearly departed jim newell writes: "Top members of the Wisconsin Republican party went to pick up their checks for crushin' those unions at a Washington lobbyists' fundraiser yesterday. The event had been planned for a week, so pro-union protesters were ready to greet them. Here's a solid clip, via Salon, of the good-size crowd occupying the lobby of DC's Homer Building, headquarters of the firm Barbour, Griffith & Rogers. And yes, that "Barbour" does refer to the one and only Boss Hogg."
linkies: http://gawker.com/#!5783054/protests-follow-wisco…
shit going national. raise your voices! you will be heard! if you shut up, they win!
Have a drink on me brother. Somewhere Joe Hill is shouting too.
Just a quick note:
This appears to be a robocall survey.
It is illegal to call cell phones via Robocall to do a survey.
Therefore all results are from landlines.
Landlines trend toward an older demographic.
An older demographic trends toward more conservative voters.
Landline only polls are not a good statistical sample.
This is also why Rasmussen Polls are always around 10 points higher towards a conservative viewpoint (Robolcall Landline surveys)
Rasmussen Polls are total shit anyway.
It's just absolutely fascinating how these rich low lives like the koch bros. have tricked the tea baggers into voting against their own self interest. They think Obama's a socialist? how the hell would they react to REPUBLICANS before 1994?
http://alphanovus.org/?p=256
Should link to that article if you wanna make a tea bagger's head explode.
The new slogan.
"Fool me once…uh… fool me twice…SHIT…
Kay, got it now.
Fool me once. You are a…fool.
God dambdit GW …need a little hep here."
Life goes on Raahhh…..Bloody Bloody life gores on.
jeepers.over 3,800 page views on this topic for our wonkette. considering ken says y'all get paid per page views, maybe it might be in your economic best interest to keep on this story. of course, i have "vested interest" <A href="http:// [http://www.flickr.com/photos/59717543@N07/5515231041/]" target="_blank"> <a href="http://[http://www.flickr.com/photos/59717543@N07/5515231041/]” target=”_blank”>[http://www.flickr.com/photos/59717543@N07/5515231041/] in this, [hint hint!] but it seems like wonkette is on the verge of an electric car moment.
kisses, love, thanks. beware of snakes [it's st patrick's day.]
Nice photos.
The URL got all mangled up inside the Wonkette, let me try using tinyurl: http://tinyurl.com/4t7t3gk
Time for bed.
Enough said.
Tommorow is another day.
To get Walker out of the way.
WALKER /SHEEN 2012!!!!
OT:Bwahahahaha!!!
I hope the people absolutely haunts these bastards to the end of the earth.
WIN like Charlie Sheen, you trolls. Down-thumb at your own peril, assholes.
Now, |||even local high school students are protesting:
I offer this bit of snark as a semi-satirical example of the sordid economic and social fantasies that make up the typical Republican mindset these days. It helps me fulfill my civic obligation to the common good, while at the same time being a gift of snark that I think many in this forum will appreciate.
http://thetimchannel.wordpress.com/2011/03/18/rep...
Enjoy.
Hah, a dark horse. You can't even *see* Russia from Wisconsin. Maybe you can see Canada, but that's not really, you know, foreign.
How many Kochs would go unsucked if Scott Walker didn't suck Koch?
Ok, but only because you are cute.
Nah, I just wanted to make gross jokes about Michelle Malkin and needed an excuse.
I was thinking more along the lines of apple cider vinegar, blue cheese, and self-loathing- but you are probably right.
Fortunately I am high-minded, otherwise I would try to fill your head with thoughts of a Gingrich/Huckabee/Limbaugh bukkake orgy, with detailed descriptions of their doughy, naked, crisco-coated bodies writhing together while they are showered in cum. But no, I won't go there.
[Wiping brow]. Whew!
You are just begging for me to pull out the Phillis Shafely with a strap-on talk, but fortunately I am above that kind of thing.
lemon party!!!
[sticks fingers in ears, closes eyes tight] la la la la! i can't hear you! la la la la la la!
Mmmm . . . probably feels like going down on a bowl of beef jerky . . .
Phyllis Schlafly is a strap-on.
that's what she said…
sorry.
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