Nuclear Holocaust May Affect Distant Nation's Sushi Supply

Everybody suffers in their own way, okay? Don't judge! Sometimes when somebody loves a fish in a very special way, that person is unhappy when the fish can't be shipped from Japan, on the other side of the world.

Is this a real thing? Because we here at Wonkette very much enjoy eating ourselves some sushi -- although we've sworn off the unsustainable stuff such as toro (bluefin) and actually use this guide to order fish that's plentiful and caught in sane numbers -- and we know that the tastiest seafood is your fresh, locally caught seafood. Isn't Israel next to asea? What the hell, people, eat the fish you've got right there. Also, Israel? This makes youlook like assholes, again. Perception is reality, etc., right? Jesus christ .... [ Ynet via Wonkette operative "Oren"]