SURPRISE: U.S. Wants More Than Just a No-Fly Zone In Libya!
Happy St. Patrick's Day! Let's celebrate by bombing Libya: "The U.S. ambassador to the U.N. raised the possibility of 'going beyond a no-fly zone,'" but didn't specify when the United States would save all the oil from oppression -- causing major blue balls in diplomatic circles. Remember two days ago when Barack Obama said he would wait and see if the Arab League supported a no-fly zone, before making a decision? Well ... they support it now! And that means America has a mandate from Geezus himself to bring Freedom/Halliburton to Libya. It's just like Eisenhower said it would be, in his fabled "farewell suckaz" address: "This country is ruled by war merchants. Also, in fifty years everyone will be fat and unemployed." [ CNN ]
Japanese heroes are shooting water cannons at the exploding Fukushima reactors -- a last attempt to keep the world from ending. [ Fox News ]
U.S. military robots killed 38 "suspected militants" (random brown people) in Pakistan. Also: U.S. government officials deny that they paid millions of dollars in blood money for the release of murderous CIA terrorist Raymond Davis. [ Reuters ]
We've been paying Israel & Egypt more than six billion a year for the last 30 years. The least they can do is bomb Libya for us.
But will we get Kraaaaazeee Bargainz on those leftovers if we ORDER RIGHT NOW? Maybe throw in a free vegatable slicer?