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Oh for fuck’s sake.

But is there still time to apply? And what are the requirements?


* Solid understanding of free-market principles
* Commitment to limited government and the advancement of individual liberty
* Solid academic record
* 0-10 years of work experience
* Minimum of a bachelor’s degree
* Strong interest in learning MBM® in the non-profit setting

Watch these people closely, because they’re the ones you’ll have to lead to the gallows when the revolution comes. (The actual billionaires and millionaires will evacuate by private jet.) They’ve all got the “hair product” and talk like 70-year-old right-wing hedge-fund managers, even though they’re all about 20 and share a 1980s’ condo in Ballston. [YouTube/ThinkTanked via “Doug”]

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