Hillary Clinton Quitting As Secretary of State (In 2012)

 
 Scheming frenemy Hillary Clinton tells the CNN people that she won't be Obama's secretary of state in his next term, assuming he wins, so this frees him up to nominate Sarah Palin or George Will or somebody. Really, Hillary's jumping off the rat-ship ... that's what she told Wolf Blitzer, anyway. She's a Clinton, so you could literally throw her farther than you could trust her, but Hillz says a big "No" when asked by the CNN muppet if she would serve again as Secretary of State. Then, according to the transcript, she barks off "No," "No," and "No" when asked if she wants to be vice president, defense secretary or Actual President. Great, we guess?

The interview will be broadcast on CNN this evening, so make sure to skip it! Here's the transcript part, helpfully sent out by CNN:

Full transcript:

Q- If the president is reelected, do you want to serve a second term as secretary of state?

No

Q- Would you like to serve as secretary of defense?

No

Q- Would you like to be vice president of the United States?

No

Q- Would you like to be president of the United States?

No

Gripping! [ CNN ]