Aging reality-show diva Sarah Palin is finally suffering the fate of all talentless “famous for being famous” people: Her popularity is rapidly fading, and her days as an A-lister are forever in the past. This doesn’t mean she’ll ever have to actually work for a living — there will be infomercials for adult diapers, live appearances at regional strip-mall openings and other low-rent ways to bring in enough money to keep her far more comfortable than she deserves. But even Fox News is about to drop Palin from a lucrative on-air contract, as her nails-on-chalkboard voice and jabbering nonsense have never translated into ratings for the cable channel, and her unfavorable rating with Republican voters is now at an all-time high of 37%, worse than any other Republican talking about running for president in 2012. It only took two-and-a-half years of the most venal, vulgar behavior to chop Palin down to nobody size again, but now there’s at least the hope of seeing the Wasilla Grifter pushed off the national stage forever.
It’s the first time the survey has shown Palin drastically losing support within her own party.
Just 58% of self-identified Republicans said they view Palin favorably, down 12 points since last October. At the same time, the percentage of Republicans who have an unfavorable opinion of her leapt from 21% in October to 37% now.
While it’s true that there are worse people in the GOP who simply refuse to ever leave politics despite holding no office and having no chance of ever winning even a primary — we are talking about you, Newt, you amoral slug — staying “in politics” requires something that Sarah Palin hates like nothing else: hard work. Her second “book” was just excerpts from other books assembled by bored junior editors in a cubicle somewhere, nobody on Fox but Todd’s girlfriend Greta even bothers inviting Sarah to butcher basic words from her backyard webcam anymore, and an astounding 42% of Republicans don’t even like the worn-out never-was.
It’s almost as if Republican working-class people finally figured out the only person profiting from Sarah Palin’s shitty act was … Sarah Palin.
It’s always dangerous to say good-bye to someone who has no intention of leaving, but we’ll do it anyway just to join the chorus: Good-bye, you mean old idiot. Good-bye and good riddance. [Talking Points Memo/ABC News]
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I'm sure she socked a lot of that sweet, sweet grifter money away for such a rainy day…
Run, Todd, Run!
Hahahaha. She probably didn't. I read that dumbass blew several million dollars renovating her home. I for one would not be surprised if bankruptcy is in her future.
She should have used the money childproofing her daughters.
Naw, her daughters are her retirement fund. Shooting granbabies out for exploitation!
But she might want to rethink that though.
Or just shooting free-range babies on her secluded property. Baby hunting: the Cutest Game of All!
Palin-Trump 2012.
Bringing the W(h)igs back to the White House.
There was a celebrity roast of Trump on Comedy Central last night. I refuse to watch a roast of him until it's done properly on Food Network Channel.
I'd rather watch him get eaten by piranhas on Animal Planet.
BTW, do piranhas puke?
Wait, she lived in the Wasilla Sports Arena??
In the oilfield, the redneck roughnecks used to call that "ni**er-rich;" get the big paycheck and piss it all away on cases of Bud, headache racks, mudflaps for their trucks with the chrome naked lady, and three days later they're bumming cigarettes from each other. They probably still call it that.
I grew up in a similar place, but never heard that term used. I heard it as "White/Trailer Trash rich." After bonus time, they pissed it away fast.
To paraphrase a great Canada City dweller: "I'm rich and I'm gonna get drunk as FUCK!"
Aw, now I'm having a flashback to Britney Spears.
Well, Tawd built that sweet ass fence.
Her next book will have 13 Chapters. (Oh, look! A bankruptcy joke! I am a failure!)
Socking money away is counter to some of the most important tenets of the white trash creed.
Money is for spending–that's why god gave us Wal-mart.
And meth.
She probably invested in a lot of snowmobiles and TelePrompTers, which they can sell used later.
She'll lose half of it in the divorce though.
OH NOEZ I HAZ TO WORK NAO?
CAN I HAZ A JERB AT DE NRA?
DEY TURK UR JERBS!
"live appearances at regional strip-mall openings"
What is the test or threshold for a fully functioning brain?
Too soon?
Here is to Sarah Palin becoming the Terry Schiavo of American politics.
"becoming"?
You are claiming there was brain activity before now?
Bendy straws will no longer be a contract rider. They will be the payment for her appearances.
She can wear fake glasses, but you can't fake competence.
Well, then again, maybe you can in politics most Republicans do…she just didn't do it well enough.
Luckily for us, she didn't descend from generations of wealth and power, like a certain crime family/dynasty who shall remain nameless, so she may actually go away eventually.
I'll bet Playboy would pay for her to do a pictorial.
Too late?
Nah, she'll bounce back as soon as she comes up with something clever to thrill her fan base. She'll tweet and say that "we should fight high gas prices by making all roads downhill."
"downhill baby, downhill!"
Unfortunately for humanity that "something clever" might be another pregnancy. Maybe Twig or Trapper Keeper will get knocked up this time and Sarah will pass it off as her own.
She'd have to come up with a pretty big impediment for the baby to be impressive. Conjoined triplets?
Is Levi still hanging around?
Motherfuckin' GENIUS!!
Don't kid yourself. It's going to take a wooden stake and holy water to put her down for good.
I'll get the garlic!
Praise be to God and His holy Name for toppling this moran.
No. I think Bible Spice will have to take personal responsibility for her downfall.
She'll take personal responsibility when pigs fly. Knowing that, I've got my pig cannon handy if (read: when) it takes her too long.
you're welcome!
Cloris Leachman is looking great for a woman her age.
Finally, a melt-down I can cheer about.
"It's 'nucular.' Nucular.'"
"Oh, Papa Homer, you are so learn-ed."
Fuck you. Not enough, Retardlicans. I expect an apology from each and every one of you that enabled and thrust this awful gorgon on us. I'm looking at you, Walnuts.
I've been thinking that since August '08. But, by definition, they will NEVER admit they were wrong. See, um, WMD's for instance.
Umm… I think Ken Layne had something to do with it. I heard Bill Kristol first got a chubby for her when he saw her on Wonkette.
It was Pareene! It was Pareene all along!
I love Retardicans. Thank you. I just stole it.
Hold not thy breath. He's too busy with the danged fence.
And then I want my economy and Constitutional rights back.
I'm sure God will find a place for Sister Sarah. There's always a 3AM time slot available for a charismatic televangelist.
Also this; too – she is a Monster.
I was thinking more on the lines of the home shopping network.
Greatest. Photo. Ever. other than ("Three Invisible Dicks", slightly NSFW)
That needs to be the stock Wonkette photo for her, similar to front-butt classic.
That reminds me, why has The Museum of Wonkette Pictures not been created yet? What the hell are all those interns doing anyway?
It's not a Museum, yet; it's a touring installation. I believe it will be coming next to the National Gallery of Clipart.
(Don't know which commenter, here, made that last part up, but it's gold.)
The National Gallery of Clipart is merely a front for the Church Of The SubGenius. Beware of Creeping Slack!!
The Blingee Wing alone would be amazing (BTW, why haven't our editors given us any new blingees in a long time?)
Pattern induced seizures.
Getting irradiated in Japan?
Photocopying/pdfing their resumes. 'Cause that's how interns roll.
"Three Invisible Dicks" is nice, but "Monster" has a certain je ne sais quoi about it, for sure.
Man you wouldn't know it from reading the comments on her Facebook page. Oh wait…
Ding Dong the Witch is dead!
Which old witch? The Wasilla witch!
Ding Dong the wicked Witch is dead….
(oops, that shoulda been an upfist.)
It's no surprise, Newt Gingrich taught us that Republicans quickly lose interest in aging women.
The Missionary Position benefits from the forces of gravity, doesn't it?
wow I must not be paying attention but I've never seen a post on the Wonkette by 'Tengu' and yet you've got the biggest p-ness here!
When the Fundies began to smell where the bear shit in the buckwheat then the 'candidate' has problems.
I hope this stupid, vapid, whore, butt licking cunt saved some of her ill-gotten gains because I refuse to pay taxes to support this piece of shit human wanna be.
You know she has a sweet, sweet pension, prolly with life-time health-care, for being Duh'vnuh.
Did she stay in office long enough?
Now she can go back to staring at Russia.
nah. she's moving to Arizona. gonna run for something or other. gonna film a reality show about guarding the Arizona border against Texas i believe.
So we all wake up now and have the dawning realization that it was all just dream, a terrible, terrible dream, right?
Will Bobby Ewing be getting out of the shower?
It was all the dream of that autistic kid, Tommy Westphall, just like pretty much every single show on television.
It's like we are all Leonardo DiCaprio, and she's been playing Marion Cotillard, trying to convince us that we are not living in a real world and need to jump off the ledge with her.
I guess it's not too tough to guess what Netflix delivered the other day, eh?
Seeing that this is an article about Wasillabilly in Methland, I guess "Winter's Bone"?
Um, "The Navigator"? Wait! Can I get a second guess?
In bed next to Suzanne Pleshette?
Count me in!
Hah! I was going to pick on you for a past their prime thing til I remembered that I still have a crush on Mary Tyler Moore.
Yum.
Next up for Palin, franchising Bristol Meth.
is it just me or she is just look like a drag queen in that picture ?
She's Rudy 9iu11iani in drag. Have you ever seen them together?
it's the aging former beauty look. it's awful and she often has it.
Hey, don't insult my drag queen friends.
Hi-Def meets Aging Diva
No contest.
Tranny Spice
Ew.
She'd be roughly as successful in a drag queen career as she was as a candidate.
What would her drag name be? I say Sarah P. Ness
And now welcome to the main stage, Cinnamon Buns!
there will be infomercials for adult diapers, live appearances at regional strip-mall openings
You forget infomercials for those Time-Life books and "music" collections and shilling for some old person insurance program to supplement the Medicare.
Ever see John Sebastian doing that? It's saddening.
From the picture I'd say she's a cinch for Ginzu knives.
Ideal for stabbing any and all perceived enemies in the back.
Also, hawking "reverse mortgage" scams.
Medicare? What Medicare?
Infomercials on panning for gold in the Alaska Wilderness
She'd never have gotten this far if she weren't relatively attractive on the politician-adjusted scale of attractiveness. (Jeb Bush = 9, Barbara Mikulski = 0).
and she never would of got this far if a bunch of old, white, asshat men always watch her with the volume down…
Yeah, how does that work again? Every time some old Republitile wanks to Silly Sarah winking at the TV… an angel kills a puppy, right?
Jeb Bush?! 9?! Sir/Madam, your standards are different from mine. I'd give him a 4. At best. And if I were ghey, maybe a 2.
If I *had* to choose an attractive looking Republitile man? Harold Ford, Jr.
If I *had* to decide whether the porcine Jeb Bush was better or worse looking than the simian Duhbya?
*frantically grabs eye bleach*
you got it…someone smarter than me once noted that if 'ol $carah looked like this kinda Repig woman she wouldn't have got 0.15 minutes of fame whorin' http://www.accessnoaa.noaa.gov/index050205.html
Man, that pic! It screams; "Gaaahh! They found out! My shit DOES stink".
She will always appeal to the "Jesus spirit speaking through me" crowd. They'll buy her books, attend anything she speaks at, buy whatever Christian icon she's shilling.
She is the Krusty the Klown of the religious-right and isn't going away anytime soon…
oooooooh — Krusty the Kunt has a certain ring to it.
More like Side Show Bob.
In her dreams!
Awesome.
Concur.
Tweets about vicious liberal-media blood libel campaign against honest, hard-working mama-grifters in 3…2…1
I'm sure she'll be tweeting something on the order of "Roomrz of my d-mice have been grately exagerererated, & Im hear 2 refudiate them."
It'll be just like that.
Or, "U R such a faggot."
Or announce she's making the run for pres…all that sweet, sweet PAC money…more trips for clothes to Sac's & Neiman Marcus…more TV appearances and adoring fans. This is just a hunch, but I think the Todd and the hooker story set her back a bit and if that hissy fit has receded a bit she will make one more big push to build her customer base then quit and endorse someone else.
If she doesn't do it soon, Michele will grab all the goodies.
I'd like to think that the entire crosshairs-Gabby Giffords situation may have increased Bible Spice's toxicity with the Republiklans. Or perhaps, they too are finally growing tired of the whole Tea Bagger B.S.
"more trips for clothes to Sac's & Neiman Marcus"
"So Sarah, what do you think of sex?"
"Not as good as Neiman's, but a nice designer dept."
[ba dum bum!]
The American people were introduced to Sarah Palin 2 years, 6 months, 16 days ago. Longest 15 minutes ever.
But, in dog years…………………..
I eagerly await Palin's YouTube retort to Ken's blurb.
Blood libel, in my Wonkette?
Nah, she's too busy looking on TheLadders.com for work. She's be a shoo-in if they had an "insufferable cunt" category.
She's a better candidate for Monster.com. Because she's, you know, a Monster?
Todd gonna have to move on. Either Michele or the troll like Ms Sharron Angle are about to get their first taste of the Wasilla Fuckhammer. Boy's gotta do what a boy's gotta do.
And the inbreeding goes on and on…
Is that the Alaska version of 3rd Bass's "Gas Face" there at the top of the page?
Pop goes the weasel, the weasel.
Paging Dr. van Helsing! Dr. van Helsing to Pathology, please!
Great photo, Ken. My nightmares thank you for the fresh material.
I always have trouble pronouncing ennui.
I knew some guys who were in a band called N-Way. At the same time there was another local band called Blah.
Heady days, back in Seattle in the advent of grunge. (Come to think of it, doesn't "Nirvana" mean something along the lines of "a state of nothingness" or somesuch?)
My co-worker says they should be called On-We, or On-Oui, or best yet, On-weejee.
Wasn't Pearl Jam's first name Mookie Blaylock? Apparently they had to change it because of copyright problems. Moral of the story: it's pretty unlikely there will ever be a band called Sarah Palin.
It's pronounced "shah-den-froy-deh"
2 and a 1/2 years to figure it out?
No wonder GOPers are so fucking sensitive when people call them out on being stupid.
"Street Smart is a term stupid people use when they want to use the word smart to describe themselves".
Some people are "street" "smart" but in my observation is that those who are never call themselves that.
Aka "common sense conservative"
She was also Duh'vner for two & an half years (give or take).
Must like that number. Has a nice ring to it. I can imagine, in twenty years, when she's running for president — she'll still only be 66, at that point — Sean Hannity will bellow, "Two & an half years! She toiled for two & an half years to build her brand!"
Yeah not so much though seeing how she was stumping with Walnuts for six months and not Duh'guvning.
Today we have mirror-universe Ken Layne, cheerer-upper.
Feels like spring!
~
It's like the episode of Star Trek with the parallel universe and Evil Spock, except we got Good-News Ken instead of the We-Are-So-Fucked Ken that we are used to. It's all in the goatee.
So with Beck and Palin being shuffled off, what fresh hell will the nutjobs foist on us next? Some untold teatard monster must now be slouching towards Fox News.
There could be a conversion to Ex-sen. Evan Bayh.
oh, I did read about this. Kee-rist, that guy sucks elephant dicks.
http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/evan-bayh-joi...
I think Palin's doomed to end up in sequels to the porn movies that have already been made about her. But Beck may actually have a career at NPR as he's done more to fight for them than their own nutless execs have.
Who would have thought FOX & NPR were just making a sports-like trade, Beck for Juan Williams?
Bachmann will eventually make us fondly remember the days of Palin.
B-a-c-h-m-a-n-n. Worse, because she's not merely a grifter. She's a true believer. Eric Hoffer, your table is ready, and we are f*^#ed.
Damn you libtards. This towering intellectual of the new right was slated to be my entertainment in lieu of the NFL come the fall…
Stop hating on Monkey Pump Lady!!
Seriously, Imma get so much stuff down around the house on Sundays next fall.
Football is nature's way of telling us that extremely large muscular men have too many working brain cells.
You know how in a horror movie, there is always a false-ending, when everyone is relaxing and celebrating because the monster is finally dead, and then suddenly, Ohmygod, its the monster, it didn't die? This will happen.
Terminate Her II. Is there a vat of molten metal nearby?
*Makes mental note to self NOT to walk within ankle-grabbing distance of Silly Sarah's prone body*
best news in a week!
Fox lets go nails-on-chalkboard and is left with fails-on-chalkboard
And isn't he supposed to be exiting stage left, too?
conspiracies! With Beck, I kinda get the feeling he will be leaving on a stretcher…
The Frank Burns ride of shame.
Now she switches to being a Liberal and we ride this pony all over again.
We won't get fooled again.
Hang on, WE weren't fooled the first time.
Come to think of it, I seem to be losing my Palin-induced Tourette's; I don't always yell The C-Word (sometimes, but not every time).
This can only mean one thing–she's gonna have something really bad done to Bachmann.
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
"No"!
She's certain to come up with the stupidest, and most futile gesture ever.
I just thought of Palin in a toga, and threw up a little in the back of my mouth.
Then I thought of Palin driving the Deathmobile, and felt somewhat better.
"What's all this lying-around shit?? NOTHING IS OVER UNTIL WE SAY IT IS!!!"
"infomercials for adult diapers"
The commercial for the product could be based on the Charlie Rose interview:
CR: "Do you agree with the Bush-doctrine?"
(a full minute of obvious pant-wetting and horrible, wringing facial expression by Lou)
SP: "It depends Charlie… It depends."
(A wink at the camera. Fuck it. Make it eight winks)
Super Bowl material, eh?
Her character (played by Tina Fey, of course) should be on the next Saturday Night Live version of "Jeopardy":
Alex: "Name a color"
[hits buzzer]
"Sean Connery": Your mother, Alex.
Alex: Um, no, that's incorrect. Name a *color*.
[hits buzzer]
Sarah/Tina: All of them, Alex! [big, wide, vacant-eyed smile at audience]
So long, and thanks for all the pageviewz
She's like the Mr. Magoo of words…or something.
She's not gonna go away quietly, however, since she's incapable of doing anything quietly; we'll probably have to keep hearing that horrifying voice for quite some time.
Sarah, please STFU and just rapidly fade into obscurity.
PS: For the douchebag Palinheads who are downfisting, I know your registered as "TheStenchofLibuancy" and "UnionsRStreetGangs." It's pretty easy for me to shit in your house, electronically speaking.
You mean…those guys are trolls? Oh, no! They've been following me! I felt so special. What a fool I've been. And now all their "following" just feels like creepy, creepy stalking.
Me too! Creepy internet stalker trolls are creepy!
Go get 'em!
I don't think either one of them understands 98% of the comments here. Or that this is a humor site.
I think that "either one" should be he; I'm pretty much certain that one's a sockpuppet for the other.
Being followed by both of them – I checked with Intense Debate, they have no way to block stalkers but claim they're working on it.
I will not worry about them so long as fartknocker continues to shit in their houses, electronically speaking.
"Sarah, please STFU and just rapidly fade into obscurity."
After three years of wishing for this, do we dare hope that finally, this time, it will actually happen?
Bachmann's still there, though. And Cravaack is, too.
Chip outed himself last week as being a little more "special" than what the voters were looking for.
I'd love to see that. Do you have a link?
http://www.minnpost.com/politicalagenda/2011/03/1...
I'm stunned that Bachmann hasn't awakened to a caribou head in her bed yet.
But 58% of them still like her. I will not be comfortable until 58% of them either believe that she is, or may be, the antichrist.
What difference does it make? Even if she gets down to 0% approval that won't mean that the morons doing the disapproving have suddenly gained a brain. It just means that they've moved on to fetishizing some new shiny gorgon.
Keep in mind that over half also think Obama was probably born in Kenya. In short, republicans are stupid motherfuckers.
Lets see. I think there's an important fact here. If 58% of Republicans like Palin and 27% of voters identify themselves as Republicans that gives us 15.6% percent of voters who are either in need of immediate institutionalization in a mental facility or are at least way off their meds.
It's the 27% thing. she will never fall below that number. Bush hasn't. Nixon didn't. I think Nate Silver's written about it. Or he should, nasally.
Just 58% of self-identified Republicans said they view Palin favorably. Just? Seems batshit crazy high to me.
I'm thinking that if you put a wig and a pair of falsies in an empty room, 58% of this group would rate it favorably.
I'm afraid we may be seeing Sarah, exit stage right; Michele, enter stage right.
At least Peggy Hill was nice. Dim, but nice. And, over the years, she didn't age one bit.
Boggle champ!
And “Napkin Rings and Other Things.”
T!
The Palin Factorial; or, the Population of My & Todd's Precious Angel Grandchildren.
"Just 58% of self-identified Republicans said they view Palin favorably, down 12 points since last October."
There really are a bunch of morons huh? Unbelievable… 58%?
She's got to depressed about the news that only 58% love her, considering she considers herself the Reincarnation of The Blessed Saint Ronnie.
She'll be working a glory hole in Kotzebue soon. Kotzebue, a remote town in Alasaka, was identified in the offical Alaska Airlines city guide as a town that hates everyone that isn't a native Inuit. She will fit right in,as the other 299,998,264 of us are sick of her too, also.
I'll believe it when I see the snow-machine funeral procession, the erection of the pyre made of old tires and copies of her books, the ignition with a hunk of burning meth, and her eternally-loyal spokespeople throwing themselves on the blaze so they can serve her in the afterlife.
Even then, I'd demand that the ashes be thrown into the Japanese radiation death-pit.
This actually IS good news for John McCain.
Dammit.
Don't worry, John. Some of us will never forget what you unleashed upon the world…
Given her prior history as a part time weather girl, maybe she can get a job in Dutch Harbor as an anchor. Preferably a ship anchor.
So now there are more Republicans who believe Obama is a Kenyan and that climate change is a hoax than who like Sarah Palin? Can we just liquidate the whole lot of them now please?
So that plan for everyone to pull over in their cars didn't fire up the base? Huh.
You have to think that that contract offer from Playboy is looking pretty good right now. Palin's loyal army of fapping grandads will finally get their hearts desire and all they had to do was reject her. Irony!
Not Playboy. I'm thinking one of those cheap 'zines that Larry Flynt uses for women that don't cut the mustard for Hustler. After all the shit she's put us through, we need to see some pink. (Or whatever you call that color they daub on the genitals in Flyntland…)
"will finally get their hearts desire and all they had to do was reject her."
I cannot help feeling that there's a life lesson in that.
She really doesn't even need them anymore, she has a whole fringe group that she can milk for a very long time. She gamed them all and when things get slow all she has to do is lob bombs to either side because all the tards that love her will do so and pay no matter what.
She just blamed Obama for the high price of gas, on facebook. I imagine she'll get many "likes" out of that one.
Guess "Drill, Baby. Drill" isn't going to work this time?
Actually heard a talking head say on TV that despite the fact that domestic oil production is the highest it's been in the last seven years, it's because of George Bush, not President Obama.
Will she get her own TV show on TBN, like Pat Robertson? Her own shortwave show, like Pete Peters?
Everybody knows that when you create a Monster it will become uncontrollable and turn on you.
I'd love to see Palin stuck doing infomercials, maybe helping to hawk the ShamWow!/SlapChop guy's latest crap.
SarahPalin™ Make-Up Made Right™ infomercial coming soon! Our patent-pending mini-spatula applicator will change the way you use foundation forever. It's Make-Up Made Right, for the woman who wants it all!
She's got the "sham" part down pat, at least.
It’s always dangerous to say good-bye to someone who has no intention of leaving,
She's like Belushi's character in that old SNL skit "The Thing That Wouldn't Leave."
More like Luskin's "The Thing the Thing Left Behind".
considering her attention to detail, i imagine she will be announcing her presidential candidacy in short order.
Heh, look at the article on her rift with Fox; apparently Ailes is pissed because she didn't listen after he warned her to just keep her mouth shut after the Giffords shooting instead of making about her, but then of course she had to make things worse with the blood libel.
Ailes wants to fire her in person, but since he cannot walk, it's going to be a long trip.
She's not dead, yet, actually she's feeling much better.
Isn't there something you can do?
I think her loss in popularity comes from what a thin-skinned, professional victim she is. People – even most Republicans – prefer leaders who exude confidence and determination – not pea brained, whiny-assed quitters.
Interesting point. For all the glory she gave herself as a "mama grizzly", "pit bull", etc., she pretty much responded to everything — not even everything *directed at her*, just everything, period — with a whole lot of "they're all picking on me!" whining.
The kind of "hard work" that Newt does to keep in the public eye doesn't seem to involve enough physical labor to prevent his pants size increasing every year.
I am looking forward to the "fat Sarah" that will surely follow the loss of interest in her by the news media.
The Gussied-Up Sexy Librarian Look is Dead!
Long Live the Gussied-Up Sexy Librarian Look!
Half-been. Go home to Wasillastan
Sarah Palin today placed a surveyor's symbol on a picture of Roger Ailes.
Needs saying: This is good news for Bill Kristol.
Maybe not.
That's it. I'm defriending her right now.
We'll know it's over when Lou Sarah defriends her.
Nice picture. She'd better stay away from that turkey-head-grinding guy.
My Grammy had the same wattle. Or did, until they ground her up.
Turkey head-grinding guy may not be there too much longer, according to this: http://tinyurl.com/4kxapgy
Apparently, those damn federal regulations are strangling his strangling business….
Please let her have spent every cent already. PLEASE. Also, tax troubles. Maybe an angry rash, too.
Now folks besides Todd, Walnuts and Greta can enjoy her going down.
Totally off topic, but I was just in downtown Lansing, totally having forgot there was to be a protest, today. This is quite easily the largest protest I've probably ever seen, down there, probably bigger than the anti-skinhead protest a few years back. There are literally thousands of folks on the capitol square against Snyder from all walks of life. Traffic is swamped along the main avenue.
Alas, not a hoveround to be found. Mostly construction workers, and students, and teachers and such. So, of course the media will say it was a few dozen hippies.
I wish I could have made it. The Michigan Democratic Party actually did some organizing for the demo–amazing what happens when people are angry and an organization they trust (or at least don't distrust) helps them get together.
Supposedly, the people that tried to occupy the capitol, last night, are back. When asked today if he'd allow them to stay, Snyder is basically saying that the MSP will take care of it. This may get a bit ugly…
Wayne Kramer & Ted Nugent can settle this dispute once & for all with a guitar battle.
Check this shit out. A picture from the capitol lawn.
excellent! thanks. am sending this out to some younglings who are in college and new to the struggle. also they feet don't hurt….now where' d i put my hoover round?
Sorry, but the mainstream media can only cover one legitimate news story at a time; the disaster in Japan means the protests aren't happening. Now for more on Charlie Sheen's latest breakdown…
Mr. Snyder, they're heeeeeeereeeee
The way NPR is going lately, they'll hire Palin to establish their cred with the right wing nut jobs.
Soon she will be a footnote to a footnote in history, the answer to "Who was what's her name, that one from Alaska or someplace?"
There is already a line forming to take her place. William Kristol is interviewing (sniffing the butts) of applicants.
Kristol does have that magic touch doesn't he? It is going to be really hard to top the Palin promotion. He should go on Faux Business and become a stock guru, with his track record, it might actually have some value for shorting etc.
How the heck did you manage did get a hold of that portrait of her that she hides away in her attic?!? And boy, never did a picture say a 1,000 words like this one.
"Just 58% of self-identified Republicans said they view Palin favorably"…while 68% believe Jesus rode to America on a dinosaur and 78% believe that science causes earthquakes because god doesn't like it.
To me that picture says, "Who's coming camping with us this summer? The Kardashians?"
58% favorability is enough to win her the Republican nomination youbetchadontchaknow.
(Or at least that's how she'll see it.)
President Palin 2012:
Now More Than Ever.
This thread is making me starburst.
Is Willow pregnant yet? That should be good for some tabloid coin, unless Bristol's worn out that particular demographic. Trig's too young for her to hope he knocks up some girl in time to maintain her Kardashian style fame. (I don't actually know who or what a Kardashian is, but they seem to appear on covers of trashy mags at the checkout counter at the grocery.
Poor Trig. I'm sure she'll find another way to exploit him.
They can have the older son (is that one Track, or is that Bristol's bastard?) knock up a Kardashian; that would really get the tabloid coverage.
Sarah Palin's got an illegitimate black baby, too?
(Todd's a brown, but he's not that brown.)
He'll marry an Iraqi girl and turn Muslim!
The Kardashian were that race with the weird things sticking out of their heads who would attack Deep Space Nine.
Nobody's wailin about the loss of Palin! Goodbye snowcunt – and good riddance….of course we know the's gonna drag this shit out forever….unfortunate part is that the bitch made a fortune off her 15 minutes.
But fortunately, that fortune was made from the exploitation of the stupid. Normally I would say, how sad, but in this instance, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! SUCKERS!!
Maybe the voters of Alaska will take her back as their Governor.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
She'll be lucky if they don't kick her ass out when she comes whimpering back home.
Not even naked…
Roscoe, I'm laughing at both lines.
Do not dispair, Wonketteers! Look what the crazy just dragged in: http://sharronangle.com/sharron.html
Yay!
Oh sure, because the Republicans won an overwhelming majority in the House, and a too-close-for-comfort margin in the Senate, everything is all the democrats fault.
Funny thing, winning big in an election. You have to actually start owning some of the responsibility.
Yay! The gift that just keeps on giving. Give me the crazy angle on this, Sharon with Two Rs!
When will Sarah and Todd get divorced?
Yes.
Five minutes after Sarah ceases to be the center of attention?
I am still hoping for the entertainment of her running for President.
Now see? We Wonketteers have been sick of her for years.
As goes Wonkette…so goes the nation.
Really? America is about to be really, really stoned soon.
Palin gone? And anal warts are cured by rubbing them with hundred dollar bills. Not likely.
So, you're saying that we should rub Sarah with anal warts?
Palin is a useless toit. thank god she is on the decline. have a bad feeling she will still linger like a bad fart.
That's her "Trig needs a diaper change and I ain't fucking gonna to it" face.
Aging reality-show diva Sarah Palin
Whiny the Elder
WIN!!
Ken,
Do you know what's even more dangerous than joining the chorus in saying good-bye to someone who has no intention of leaving?
Leading the chorus in saying hello to someone who has no intention of leaving, because they are a snowbilly GILF and your readers are sarcastic faptards.
Hey you cunt, I am NOT a sarcastic faptard. I'm a sardonic faptard!
I'd intended to call you a scar-shafted faptard, but my autocorrect fucked me over again.
Also, too, you gunt.
Oh, poor naive young Ken…
"Otherwise, we don’t know anything about her, but we do hope she seeks national office soon because the Capitol is filled with scary old men wandering around in their pajamas and she could really class up the joint."
Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it.
Time to bring back the Sarah Palin Fail-O-Meter, Mr Layne.
Wow five years have not been kind to her.
I didn't think true Republicans ever liked Palin – they tolerated her because they didn't want to alienate the teatard vote, the people so dumb they can easily be convinced to vote against their own interests. Glad they stopped pretending.
Well you have the rich, stodgy, who cares if the gays want to buttfuck each other at the marriage altar as long as I have my tax cuts "establishment" Republicans; and then you have Cletus and Ima Jean from Retardsville, Alabama, who, based on their sheer numbers keep the GOP in power, because the dimmycrats are too friendly towards the blacks and the homos. And Cletus and Ima Jean love them some-a-that Mama Grizzly.
She just like them, an' ain't puttin' on airs like one-a them int-lectual 'leetists, jus' who we wanna run da country.
I know I, for one, do NOT want someone smarter than me to be president! That would be a bad idea, no sir, I want some guy just as dumb as me but who I'd like to have a beer with. Because my drinking buddies would do a better job of running the country (when they're not throwing napkins at the waitress) than any ol' smart elitist guy!
And to think she used to be your GILF-friend.
Don't worry. With Snowbilly, Xtine and Beck on the fade, there are still plenty of dead fish to shoot in that barrel. Next up, the one woman Minnesota adoption agency.
I was weary of her when she said she was hockey mom. Having been a hockey player in high school, I can tell you my mom was a card carrying, voting liberal democrat until the day she died. And she made me a card carrying voting liberal democrat and my kids appear to be following that path.
Sarah, your kids seem to have taken on your grifrter what can I do for cash I don't have to work for attitude and dipshit persona.
Looking at that pic, I realized she does kinda look like Ben Kingsley with a wig.
Yes, Sir Ben Kingsley would be a fool not to take this Oscar opportunity. If he can play Gandhi, he can play Sarah Lou.
But please no macro lens.
Have no fear — Bachmann is the new pinup girl for GOP batshit crazy. Wonkette won't have any shortage of material.
Ha HA!!
My god, look at that picture of Sarah, then look at this one of Calibos from the original 'Clash of the Titans' …then look at that picture of Sarah….and look at this one of Calibos from the original 'Clash of the Titans' …then…
http://images.wikia.com/clash-of-the-titans/image...
Jesus God, I opened the Titans picture separately so I could see them side by side and, it's like the lizard lady on V is getting ready to rip off her human skin!
Ken, Ken, you have a breaking news story here! The reeeal Sarah Palin underneath the Edgar suit!
(And, finally, an explanation for her pterodactyl-like screeching voice.)
If only I had photoshop skills. I would put bangs and ridiculous square glasses on the movie mythical creature and line the pictures up next to each other into one comparative pic. Maybe David Icke is on to something with his lizard creatures from Draco bit taking over our planet.
Don't worry, the Grift will rise again! This penile implant will continue to dog us for years. Never count out the nuts. They are like zombies.
No
Not so fast. There's no "I" in Palin.
Don't count her out of the game just yet – even that scumbag Richard Hatch has managed to get on yet another reality tv show, "Celebrity Apprentice".
Z-list celebrities never really go away.
With 58% approval, tales of her demise may be like Mark Twain's: a tad premature. Just sayin'.
Don'tcha luv your free fallings?
Hey Sarah, how's that bitchy, grifty thing workin' for ya'?
Sarah, It Gets Better…except for you, thank space jeebus.
. . . that is until the radiation plume reaches Alaska and she rampages across Japan
Perhaps we can help Sister Sarah by enrolling her in that Twelve Step program called "Onandonanon."
Let's give credit where it's due: Thank you Dana Milbank!
You're thinking of O'Donnell. Sarah will need at least an exorcism, a turkey-head-chopper-offer, and maybe a band saw.
This is keeping with my 25% doctrine…which is that 25% of Republicans aren't crazy. Let's cross check the numbers, the 38% who finds Palin repellant is probably the core of the 42% of Republicans who think Obama was born in the Ole' US of A. Then you have the 28% who viewed Bush unfavorably as he was leaving office. I'm thinking between those three groups exists a heavy amount of overlap…not to mention Obama got about 10-15% support from Republicans in 2008. So, what I'm guessing is while 60% are indeed crazy (Palin has 58% support, coincidence?) 25% are not…and 15% aren't sure if they're lunatics or if they aren't. So, I'll be willing to clap for that small group of conservatives (and probably Paultards…Ron Paultards, mind you) who don't go in for the authortiarian insanity of the modern right and it is possibly within them that we may find an end to the Snowbilly, Beckerhead and the Bachmann, Turner Psychopath. What do you guys think? Am I too optimistic?
Two and a half years…. too bad she won't quit like she did the governorship.
She'll move to Phoenix so she can make meth with Bristol and bang Joe Arpaio on the sly.
Republicans tired of her = me sincerely hoping she keeps her fangs sunk into them for many years to come.
She easily gave Obama at least 2-4% of his mandate in 2008 – maybe she can do it again in 2012! Too greedy & narcissistic to care that she's a human footbullet for her own party? YOU BETCHA!
RUN SARAH RUN!
That face so expresses what is in her heart.
Ha ha, how many guys on this site would hit that now?
Not even on the rebound, my dear; not even on the rebound.
Yes
(even if I have to wait another 20 years for that Hustler spread)
That screeching sow is a complete waste of carbon and isn't worth the space she takes up, but I don't think she will ever go away. There is nothing she won't do for fame and cash (well… she won't read a book of course)
I loathe her like a cancerous colon, but her legion of drooling Neandertahls will love her 4evah.
{{shudder}}
Was that an orgasm?
Noooooooo!!! Eeeeeew!!!
That is the first time I have laughed today.
Happy to help!
Man if a UPer doesn't wanna see you naked…
Well, our standards up here in the snowy north woods may evolve (devolve?) over the course of our long dark winters, but by golly, we still have some! Alaska can keep their nasty skanky tramp.
Me too.
Is that pic of her listening to a recording of her voice?
Not so sure about that leaving stuff. Barry's love of bipartisanship has me a little worried. Vacancy coming up for Ambassador to China; well known Utah Rightard already put in that slot a couple of years ago. Hils is leaving State, she says. Both high level positions requiring the utmost in tact and diplomacy. She HAS spent a lot of time checking Russia out from her porch, admit it. She READS everything, by her own account, so is obviously quite knowledgeable. Either appointment would knock her out of the running until she quit and ran anyway. How badly do you want to please the Right, Barry? That bad? I'm not sure I'd be that surprised.
Hey, it has its uses. It's one way to put the "bop" in horizontal bop.
I like it when PL is ironically indirect like this.
Lamestream Blue Blood Republicans can't dictate the votes of honest, God-fearing Americans who have shit for brains!
Holee cowee – the LA Times exposes Palin's mouthpiece, and it's The Penguin!
Are you referring to the Batman villain, or an actual penguin?
I'll be all around in the dark – I'll be everywhere. Wherever you can look – wherever there's a fight, so grifters can make money, I'll be there. Wherever there's a rightwinger beatin' up a union guy, I'll be there. I'll be in the way guys yell when their wife thinks she's a genius. I'll be in the way kids groan when they're hungry and they know it's gonna be moose chili again, and when the people are eatin' the stuff they got someone else to pay for and livin' in the houses they stole – I'll be there, too.
Using your criteria, I'd be Punkin Hoare.
Thumbs up!!!
But where will she run?
*Which seat will she take?*
used abused dumped by the neocons
dreams unwind love's a state of mind
I don't think I'd pay money for a porn CD with her in it. Maybe a hentai involving Reptilians, Octopoids, Hitler and Satan….
Silly Sarah having a threesome with Newt and Rush?
What's the over/under on how long 'til she "accidentally" releases a sex tape???
Now listen to a story 'bout a girl named Sare,
Flyin in her Piper Cub shootin' wolves and bears
Then one day while watchin Russia from her deck
Up from the ground come a bubblin' Beck
Glenn that is. Cry baby, Faux news star.
Well the next thing you know ol' Sares a millionaire
Kinsfolk told er' Sare move away from there!
Sed Pennsylvania Avenue’s the place you aughtta be
So she put her "Bump it" in a bag and moved to big D.C.
Beltway that is…Bought and paid for. Blind leadin' the blind
Lame Stream media, Ya'all drop dead now, ya hear? The Big Lake Hillbillies!
She could make extra income by selling pictures of bears, laying on baby skin rugs.
They just reported on MSNBC that this rally is actually multiple rallies where they hold one about every hour on the capitol steps, and then that group enters the capitol. I guess that keeps its more orderly than bumrushing the rotunda. Whoever organized this should be commended.
Seriously, can I joke-marry you?
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