• May 27, 2012

WI Unions Will Destroy Walker-Loving Bank By Pulling $1 Billion

by Ken Layne  4:40 pm March 14, 2011

I hate banks, just can't stand 'em, give me a shovel and man I'll plant 'em ....M&I Bank is Wisconsin’s biggest, and it gave a ton of money to union-busting kochsucker Scott Walker. Now the unions are targeting both M&I and the Canadian banking giant in the process of acquiring it. A couple of firemen stomped in on Saturday and withdrew $192,000 on Saturday, in the branch across from the state capitol, and now the WI unions are deciding how to best leverage the $1 billion in pension funds held by the Walker-lovin’ bank.

The Nation reports:

“It’s good to remind these corporations that there are risks as well as profits involved in supporting right-wing political campaigns,” says Mark Weisbrot, co-director of the Center for Economic and Policy Research. “Unions must use their economic power to fight for labor rights.”

With over $6 trillion of workers’ money in retirement plans, pension funds, profit-sharing and stock plans and union reserve funds, workers have the ability to reshape the economy and political priorities of the economic elite.

Ha ha, good. [The Nation]

{ 287 comments }

Barbara_i March 14, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Great rally this weekend! Fox News was predicting violence and once again, they were wrong.

Scott Walker spent the weekend, licking David Koch's car clean. Those spoke wheels can be tricky.

SorosBot March 14, 2011 at 3:39 pm

They really, really want violence to justify their "union thugs" lies; good on the protesters for resisting Walker's attempts to antagonize them into violence.

Barbara_i March 14, 2011 at 3:42 pm

Palin referred to the union leaders as "thugs" Let's not forget that Todd made his living by working for a union outfit.

Forgive any typos. I am doing yard work and my hands are vibrating from using the electric hedge trimmers. I come in and take a break and pour Dr Pepper down my blouse. Good times!

jus_wonderin March 14, 2011 at 3:44 pm

"Dr Pepper down my blouse"

Barbara, you tease. <g>

Radiotherapy March 14, 2011 at 4:02 pm

Was that one of those fancy, fitted bras?

Barbara_i March 14, 2011 at 4:32 pm

That would be spooky if it were from the "I hope my breast grow nice and long like yours, Ma" bra collection.

[redacted]Crusher March 14, 2011 at 4:09 pm

They also tend to forget that their Blessed St. Ronnie, began his political career as a union thug.

Fare la Nippon March 14, 2011 at 6:01 pm

No less to one of the liberalest of unions, the freaking Screen Actors Guild. He might as well have used arugula to have a Swedish abortion while performing an interpretative dance to "Imagine."

teebob2000 March 14, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Hmmm… I could use an uncontrollably vibrating hand about now…

karen March 14, 2011 at 5:03 pm

Why the shit are you out doing yard work in a blouse? I was rocking the hoodie + old coat. The weight of the snow from the last storm snapped some tree limbs. They weren't entirely detached, so I got to use the vrrrrmmmvrmmmmm power saw!

Oh and I also had the pleasure of picking up nails (some the size of shit you'd see in Hellraiser) from around the house. We had new shingles installed and the workers were less than tidy about it.

Barbara_i March 14, 2011 at 6:35 pm

I only own blouses at this time. I was married to a man who stabbed me and I left everything I owned in the house, grabbed my purse and birth certificate (in case I want to run for POTUS) and I fled. I didn't even take my car. I downloaded divorce papers online and signed them, used my sister's home address and mailed them to my ex. I told him if he would just sign them I would let him keep everything and I would waive alimony payments.

I moved to New Mexico from Delaware and changed my name. Jeff tries to get me to buy clothes and I hate shopping. I buy them as I need them. One of these days I will venture out and get some comfey work clothes.

DustBowlBlues March 14, 2011 at 10:08 pm

The Mexicans the contractor hired to do my roof were really careful. Probably the Mexicans were illegal, and afraid of being deported if they littered.

JoeBiteme March 14, 2011 at 4:06 pm

So we're calling David Koch's dick a car now? Ok, I can get behind that…

Barbara_i March 14, 2011 at 4:30 pm

If Koch's cock was a car it would be a mini Cooper.

jus_wonderin March 14, 2011 at 4:35 pm

And he'd call it Yugo.

JoeBiteme March 14, 2011 at 5:23 pm

Well played…

Swampgas_Man March 14, 2011 at 9:12 pm

I call mine "Sir", because I know who's in charge in our relationship.

Say, is there any link between this topic and the anti-union troll Following me? UNION AND PROUD, MOFO!

Negropolis March 15, 2011 at 9:56 pm

That is the best location, as to be in front of that would be risking something wickedly unpleasant from an engorged Koch.

BobFZ March 14, 2011 at 4:43 pm

We need to boycott Koch Industries products like Georgia Pacific: Brawny, Dixie,and Vanity Fair Paper products.

Jerri March 14, 2011 at 4:59 pm

I finally got up there this weekend, and let me tell you that even when I was in the most people-dense parts of the square (where if it had been a show at a club I'd be convinced I was going to get trampled to death), it was nothing but "Oh, excuse me please," and "go ahead" and "thank you" from everyone. Most. Polite. Protest. Ever. It was amazing, considering how pissed off everyone is.

Also there was one (1) pro-Walker guy out that I counted. He had a sign that said something like "Go ahead and strike, I'll take your job." I presume he's on unemployment then. I will try hard to think of others and feel bad, rather than him and feel good, when that inevitably gets slashed to the dickens.

Natl[redacted]Cmdr March 14, 2011 at 5:54 pm

there were approx. 100,000 people on saturday and zero arrests. seriously, badger home games are way more disruptive.

Radiotherapy March 14, 2011 at 6:31 pm

Hey, N_[r]_C. If nothing else, I hope you guys have plenty of pizza and Ian's has plenty of help.
The Right wing and MSM hoped this would just go away after the parlor and parliamentary tricks — and obviously it hasn't.
Likewise, when I was at "The Rally to Keep Fear Alive," I couldn't believe how cordial people were despite the crowds.
Then I saw Bleck say on his show last week (I was at the gym, and couldn't help myself) that he had 500,000 people at his rally (WTF #1) and the "other" rally was a bunch of slobs who left a mess (WTF #2). I think he was just trying to tie you guys to some inflated clean-up costs.
Keep the pizza coming?

Natl[redacted]Cmdr March 14, 2011 at 9:24 pm

if you are feeling give-y, you can go here: http://www.defendwisconsin.org/ thanks.

DustBowlBlues March 14, 2011 at 10:14 pm

Japan has fucked it off the news by being so utterly fucked. I'm watching the Ed Show–excellent, It's coming up.

DustBowlBlues March 14, 2011 at 10:00 pm

Sinply replying to [applause] the fact you're number one out of 200+ comments. I came in at the + part. Too bad for me.

nounverb911 March 14, 2011 at 3:31 pm

"A couple of firemen stomped in on Saturday and withdrew $192,000 on Saturday"
Now the Koch Brothers are really going to be jealous, they've always wanted to be firemen but couldn't afford to.

Barbara_i March 14, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Their not being able to be firemen hasn't stopped them from trying to hose everyone else.

Radiotherapy March 14, 2011 at 4:08 pm

Funny, that is the same amount the banks got as a tax break — for a month — from Walker. Go figure.

Not_So_Much March 14, 2011 at 6:07 pm

The Kochs probably prefer the kind of firemen that dance a lot, have killer abs and tear-away pants.

tessiee March 15, 2011 at 12:29 pm

Who doesn't?

Sue4466 March 14, 2011 at 6:51 pm

Now the Koch Brothers are really going to be jealous, they've always wanted to be firemen but couldn't afford to don't care about anyone else and are too gutless.

All fixed.

KnaveOfDiamond March 14, 2011 at 3:32 pm

Capitalism is a fickle bitch, ain't it Walker?

Lascauxcaveman March 14, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Attention, all unions. It's time to use this financial leverage (while you still have it.)

Jukesgrrl March 14, 2011 at 11:23 pm

Yes, let's hear from the California teacher's union. Don't they own enough stock to crash the market?

tessiee March 15, 2011 at 12:31 pm

Can I just butt in here to mention that the teacher's union in NJ discovered that their pension fund is empty — including the part that was a mandatory salary deduction? If you don't hate Chris Christie, I can only guess it's because you haven't heard of him.

So yeah, unions, carpe diem before you can be the victim of any unpleasant surprises.

Rotundo_ March 14, 2011 at 5:36 pm

To Quote Nelson Muntz "HA HA". Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of assholes, burn the fuckers that brought Scooter to the dance!

Negropolis March 15, 2011 at 3:17 am

Yeah, I hear she goes both ways.

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Alt-text Mojo strikes again!

Man, I love the smell of schadenfreude.

horsedreamer_1 March 14, 2011 at 4:06 pm

"Banker in your disfavour…"

SexySmurf March 14, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Another example of union thugs screwing over the small banker. I think we should give them another bailout.

lulzmonger March 15, 2011 at 10:33 pm

How can we bail them out if nobody will lock them up first?

aguacatero March 14, 2011 at 3:34 pm

"Money talks" and Teabaggers don't have quite all of it yet.

Oblios_Cap March 14, 2011 at 3:42 pm

Most TeaTards don't have anything but government checks and stupidity to live on.

The assholes backing them have all the money.

aguacatero March 14, 2011 at 3:59 pm

True enough. But it seems fair to confer on the Koch Bros and other funders of the Worlds' Biggest Astroturf Campaign at least honorary teabagger status.

[redacted]Crusher March 14, 2011 at 4:11 pm

Tea Baggers don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
That's what makes them so "grassrootie".

MayansWarnedUs March 14, 2011 at 4:20 pm

A CEO, a teabagger, and a union member are all sitting around a table with 12 cookies between them. The CEO takes 11 cookies, then, gesturing to the union member says to the teabagger, "Look, that guy is trying to take part of your cookie."

jus_wonderin March 14, 2011 at 3:34 pm

I love this!!! I just really, really love this. Thankeez Ken.

The pen is mightier than the sword.

Lascauxcaveman March 14, 2011 at 3:40 pm

The withdrawal slip has got some grunt, too.

Negropolis March 15, 2011 at 3:19 am

Especially if you stab someone in the neck with a pen. The precision is so much greater with a pen than an unwieldy sword.

tessiee March 15, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Don't let the teacher see you doing it, though, or you WILL get detention.

Negropolis March 15, 2011 at 9:50 pm

Totally. I remember in second grade, we used to try and flip pencils into the drop-ceilings, and god help you if the teacher caught you trying to do it. Though, by the end of the year, there were enough pencils in the ceiling for a preschool classroom.

ManchuCandidate March 14, 2011 at 3:34 pm

Walker: Fuck you Unions
Unions: No, FUCK YOU!!

Moral of the story, walk softly and carry a multibillion dollar stick.

dox[acted] March 14, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Joe Pesci: Fuck me? Fuck me? You motherfucker!

babyeinstein March 14, 2011 at 6:47 pm

judd nelson: no dad, FUCK. YOU.

Redhead March 14, 2011 at 7:14 pm

I'm sure Faux News will find a way to make this violence against money and the poor, poor bankers who are just trying to do their jobs and how dare the unions stand up for themselves – only teabaggers are allowed that right, etc.

horsedreamer_1 March 14, 2011 at 3:35 pm

We'll beat ye in H-O-R-S-E, too, fancy-boys. We call… bank.

Troubledog March 14, 2011 at 3:35 pm

No need to worry! The Union's pension funds are probably safely invested in so called AAA debt instruments such as bundled mortgages! So hey all your money is safe anyhow because real estate never goes down. They aren't making any more real estate, you know! Heh heh.

JustPixelz March 14, 2011 at 3:35 pm

$192,000!!! Just goes to show how overpaid those firemen really are. Plus they only have to work when there's a fire.

PublicLuxury March 14, 2011 at 3:42 pm

Yeah. What the fuck is up with that. I mean, how many fires can there be? Its not like they have to go to Haley's house and carry him out after his heart attacked him.

OC_Surf_Serf March 14, 2011 at 3:47 pm

and if the victim didn't pay their fireman-ax- tax, well the fireman get to watch and cook marshmallows and stuff…

Izzyfrit March 14, 2011 at 9:27 pm

The $192,000 amount, along with the 6 trillion amount are intentional exagerations, meant to be humorous. In fact it was a lot more than two people who withdrew thier money frm this bank.

Check out this link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mary-bottari/wi-fir...

Negropolis March 15, 2011 at 3:23 am

I really love that shit meme that "teachers only have to work nine months out of the year," as if they are lazy slobs. Most of my high school teachers had to work second night-jobs to pay the bills and part-time during the summer. One of them worked at a minimum wage job at a local convenience store, and they all drove ten-year-old cars.

Sparky_McGruff March 15, 2011 at 8:49 am

Damn thousandaires have too much power in this country.

missemish March 14, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Money talks, and we've got a lot to say
…bitches.

Lascauxcaveman March 14, 2011 at 3:42 pm

If there's anything that you want,
If there's anything that you need,
There's no need to be evasive,
Money talks, and it's persuasive

Elvis Costello, Possession (1980)

A bit more obscure, but also appropriate for Walker and his overlords, if only for the title: Shot With His Own Gun (1981)

onemoretime79 March 14, 2011 at 5:49 pm

Last time a politician did the right thing. R Budd Dwyer, "Hey Man, Nice Shot".

Keep waiting for someone on Wall Street to do the same.
Ain't holding my breath.

But I did close out my bank account today.

edgydrifter March 14, 2011 at 3:36 pm

How dare these criminal thugs steal their own money. Why, there aught to be a law…

Radiotherapy March 14, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Could be the bosses too.

chicken[redack] March 14, 2011 at 3:37 pm

Canadians are taking over Amurkin banks?! What, are they getting a free toaster?

Troubledog March 14, 2011 at 3:42 pm

They also bought the guy that used to be Jack the DA on Law and Order. Not only that, but their oil reserves are second only to Saudi Arabia. Plus, who do you think is gonna MAKE OUT LIKE GOLD, PONYBOY on this global warming thing? It's like I always said. Look north for our new masters. Also: Justin Bieber.

Chicken Beaver March 14, 2011 at 3:45 pm

Between this and Watson ucking the fast lanswer, you may be on to something.

I, for one, welcome our new power trio overlords.

jus_wonderin March 14, 2011 at 3:54 pm

I think there was a hidden clue in the one Watson got wrong. "He" didn't mean that Toronto was in the US. "He" is going to have it moved.

Computers. You just can' tru……………………………………………..

ManchuCandidate March 14, 2011 at 3:44 pm

It's because Canada City banks have oodles of money… money because they aren't deregulated because their lobbyists couldn't get the Canada City gubbiment to deregulate them like US America did to theirs in the 1990s/2000s.

trampndirtdown March 14, 2011 at 9:43 pm

Well that's just unAmerican of them.

[redacted]Crusher March 14, 2011 at 4:15 pm

Read this AM on Yahoo, that another organization is going to release the Bank Of America e-mails today, instead of Wikileaks. In the article it said that Bank Of America was selling parts of itself off to an Australian company.

EDIT: They are out. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110314/wr_nm/us_bank...

SorosBot March 14, 2011 at 4:20 pm

It's nice to have some proof that the bankers are as big douchebags as we've suspected.

walstib March 14, 2011 at 3:37 pm

No worries. Commisar Walker will just take teh monies cause the stoopid union thugs will just spend it on teh ponies, womans and teh drugs.

Sophist [teadacted] March 14, 2011 at 3:37 pm

Class warfare! Soshulism! Corrupt caviar eating union bosses! SEIU thugs! Argle bargle fleeeen!!!!
[falls to ground foaming at the mouth and convulsing]

I think that more-or-less covers how the repubs will respond.

jus_wonderin March 14, 2011 at 3:47 pm

"Argle bargle fleeeen!!!!"
LOL

Lascauxcaveman March 14, 2011 at 3:58 pm

"Argle bargle fleeeen!!!!"

Should be the new sozchulist rallying cry. The crowds o' Union Thugs™ at the capitol in Madison should be chanting this at high volume for hours on end, just for teh shock and awe of it.

pdiddycornchips March 14, 2011 at 6:03 pm

There's been a class war going on since Reagan. We're losing but I sense they've stirred the beast within this time. I suppose we get the government we deserve. We're a nation of morons. Our lives are shit but our heads are full of fantasies that one day, we'll live like Charlie Sheen or Kim Kardashian. Rather than look around at the dwindling, fetid, table scraps the rich leave us to live on and say, "fuck you!, we're not going to take this shit laying down". Instead, we look for scapegoats and the wingnuts keep a steady supply of them front and center. It's the liberals/teachers/unions/PBS/ACLU/ACORN/San Francisco that are to blame, not the rich. Never the rich. Well, I say fuck the rich. Taxes too high? Fuck you. Leave if you don't like it. We know there's no place on earth more friendly to the wealthy than the good 'ol USA. Too much regulation? Fuck you. Leave. Move your factory or your jobs. That just creates a business opportunity for someone else. Why this argument is so radical inside the beltway is beyond me. I

Jukesgrrl March 14, 2011 at 6:10 pm

I, myself, would like to live like Lindsay Lohan. Walk in a store and just walk off with whatever you want. Who needs money when you're … blonde and wear hotpants? Freedum!

trampndirtdown March 14, 2011 at 9:50 pm

I, myself would like to live in Lindsay Lohan's hotpants.

babyeinstein March 14, 2011 at 6:49 pm

oh lord, pdiddy's had some sort of conniption.

YOU WHAT? YOU WHAT?

DustBowlBlues March 14, 2011 at 10:28 pm

The clue the teabaggers are morans? That they're still biting on that old, "But we can't tax the job creators" line. It's like Bret sleeping with the croissant girl because she was leaving for Iraq the next morning. They have an ideology and they filter out anything that doesn't support what they believe.

Chet Kincaid March 14, 2011 at 6:25 pm

"Go out and get me my old movie stills!
Go out and get me another roll of pills!
There I go again shaking, but I ain't got the chills!
Argle bargle fleeeeen!!!!!"

trampndirtdown March 14, 2011 at 9:52 pm

Been listening to this dude named Ike Quebec, man can that cat blow a horn.

zhubajie March 14, 2011 at 6:35 pm

Know who else used to roll on the floor foaming at the mouth?

GunToting[Redacted] March 14, 2011 at 7:15 pm

Elvis?

not that Dewey March 14, 2011 at 7:19 pm

Iggy Pop?

Sophist [teadacted] March 14, 2011 at 7:37 pm

Used to?

not that Dewey March 14, 2011 at 10:03 pm

I was being kind.

trampndirtdown March 14, 2011 at 9:54 pm

HeyZeus?

FraAnima March 14, 2011 at 10:05 pm

Jeebus?

imissopus March 15, 2011 at 1:19 am

Cujo?

tessiee March 15, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Charlie Sheen?

WhatTheHolyHeck March 15, 2011 at 3:05 pm

Old Yeller?

(OHSHITSPOILER, sorry)

Negropolis March 15, 2011 at 9:52 pm

The Oracle at Delphi?

An_Outhouse March 14, 2011 at 3:37 pm

Great, march down to Bank of America, withdraw your money put it where, CitiBank?

Sophist [teadacted] March 14, 2011 at 3:55 pm

I hear the International Bank of Sealy Serta & Simmons is popular these days.

onemoretime79 March 14, 2011 at 6:00 pm

I'm not pretending my withdrawal hurt but I'm past the point of caring.

It's my $129 and the mattress will be silent at the beginning of the month, and it has no power to take away $9 for the priviledge of keeping it there.

Frankly I'm hoping if I look next month, I'll see $130, because, well. It wouldn't be the first time.

Geminisunmars March 14, 2011 at 4:00 pm

Might I suggest your local Credit UNION? Banks hate the credit unions – all the more reason to use them.

June_Cleaver2.0 March 14, 2011 at 5:51 pm

That's where I have my teacher money!

Ken Layne March 14, 2011 at 4:01 pm

If you can, switch to a credit union. You honestly will not understand why you ever dealt with banks.

If there's no credit union nearby that you can join, go with an Internet-only bank. They're mostly owned by the same foul banking industry, but they've got almost no fees for anything, and most will pay back your ATM fees.

Steverino247 March 14, 2011 at 4:14 pm

I've been with credit unions since forever and only used banks when I absolutely had to. If you really want to hate a bank, try having a checking account with American Express Banks in Germany. When the dollar was dropping like a rock, you could buy all the Marks you wanted, but when the Dollar improved, they limited you to 100 dollars worth, so you had to line up your buddies with your paycheck in your hand to get enough Marks to pay your German landlady (who kindly overlooked the fact that we bombed her only son to death after ran out of legitimate targets in Germany). I have hated American Express ever since.

jus_wonderin March 14, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Don’t leave home without it.
Do more.
My life. My card.

Rotundo_ March 14, 2011 at 5:38 pm

AMEN to that Ken. I'm surprised CU's haven't been banned by the banksters and their hired representatives in the hallowed halls of Congress yet. I suppose that's next on the agenda.

Natl[redacted]Cmdr March 14, 2011 at 5:52 pm

anyone interested can go here http://www.ncua.gov/ to find a credit union in your area. sometimes they have residency requirements so call first.

Chet Kincaid March 14, 2011 at 6:33 pm

It's got "Union" in the name and bankers hate it. I see another industry in the surveyor's marks of the oligarchs…

not that Dewey March 14, 2011 at 7:21 pm

Egg management fee.

trampndirtdown March 14, 2011 at 9:57 pm

Meh, I thought I'd just find a nice S&L that a Bush was involved with and put all my munies there.

V572625694 March 14, 2011 at 4:09 pm

This isn't funny, but believe it or not, the best bank in the country is USAA Bank in San Antonio.

Let me explain it this way: when it was started (by the United Services Automobile Association, an insurance company started by military service members because no one else would write them auto insurance policies), it's chairman assembled the staff and said, "Don't worry about being profitable. Just provide good service and the profit will come." And it wasn't snark.

Plus they refund ATM fees from any and all banks. Anybody anywhere in the country can use it. You'd be surprised how quickly you can get used to not having a bank on every corner.

HuddledMass March 14, 2011 at 4:44 pm

Yep, this is the way to go. I'm insured by USAA and bank with a credit union, and it's ALL GOOD.

not that Dewey March 14, 2011 at 10:34 pm

I assume you don't mean San Antonio, NM.

…the population of San Antonio is hard to pin down because the area is somewhat ill-defined.

No, but seriously. I've been at NM Educators' Federal Credit Union for 10 years now. It's awesome. They know me; there's never a line; it's not like a bank at all.

I was at Wells Fargo for a couple years, until they started stealing my money. I postered all over town with "Wells Fargo is Stealing My Money" (in their corporate font, of course). They weren't happy about that.

ShaveTheWhales March 14, 2011 at 11:19 pm

This is true. Also, for forty some years now, if I find myself trapped by a car insurance agent in a social situation, I say "USAA", and he says "Nice party, isn't it?"

comrad_darkness March 14, 2011 at 6:25 pm

You can always join the Pentagon Federal Credit Union with a one time donation to the National Military Families Association.

What? . . . They have great cash back deals on their credit card.

Hey, I mean really. It's great fun. You walk into some diner with a parking lot full of pickups and hummers looking like a Dead Head and pull out a Pentagon Federal Credit Card to pay? Really messes with their heads.

ShaveTheWhales March 14, 2011 at 11:06 pm

I'm not even gonna read the replies, because there is a really easy answer — Credit Union.

missemish March 14, 2011 at 3:37 pm

Also this is why all of MY dough is in a credit union.

SexySmurf March 14, 2011 at 3:51 pm

Credit union=socialist bank.

I put all my money in good ol' capitalist 9/11 commemorative gold coins.

PublicLuxury March 14, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Fuckin' A. Kick their asses.

"Yes We Can!"

GuanoFaucet March 14, 2011 at 3:38 pm

The invisible hand just gave the Koch brothers the middle finger. Haha.

GuyClinch March 14, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Excellent move, unions! Now, I seriously hope they can find a place to park their muneyzz that doesn't already somehow have Koch tentacles attached to it. Any ideas? (They're welcome to use my PayPal account for the time being.)

SorosBot March 14, 2011 at 4:02 pm

They can always put there money in a small, local bank; or rather they could if any of those still existed.

V572625694 March 14, 2011 at 4:11 pm

See above: credit unions, USAA Bank, community banks. All way better than the Wall Street monsters with their 34.99% interest rates usury on credit cards

dox[acted] March 14, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Don't the rabble know that only billionaires are allowed to use their money to influence politics?

Cue conservative whining about limiting the bank's "free speech" in 5…4….3…

bikerlaureate March 14, 2011 at 5:56 pm

Bond libel.

SorosBot March 14, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Sucks to be you, bankers! No doubt Fox will call them the victims of those evil money-withdrawing unions, while continuing to praise any and all boycotts engaged in by teabaggers and fundamentalists.

SayItWithWookies March 14, 2011 at 3:42 pm

Ayn Rand forgot to mention who it was who built Galt's Gulch, didn't she? None of the main characters ruined their manicures, that's for sure.

Chicken Beaver March 14, 2011 at 4:02 pm

No, but John just got a lot of help from his deux ex machina. Well fuck, if I had a machine that offered limitless power, I'd probably build my own goddamn power tools!

horsedreamer_1 March 14, 2011 at 4:09 pm

Billy Corgan built Galt's Gulch?

trampndirtdown March 14, 2011 at 10:03 pm

Never read that piece of shit and I never will. There are too many good reads that I will never have time for, because I now will have to work till I fucking die. No SSI no medicare and as Johnny Rotten said No Future.

OC_Surf_Serf March 14, 2011 at 3:42 pm

money goes in, money goes out…(and its pretty easy to explain why)

emmelemm March 14, 2011 at 3:43 pm

I really, really hope this actually happens.

And what's with injecting some good news into a Monday? What're ya, goin' soft?

RedneckMuslin March 14, 2011 at 3:43 pm

"A couple of firemen stomped in on Saturday and withdrew $192,000 on Saturday"
But see, the problem here is you have to find another bank to put it in.

Wait a minute! Credit Union. Win!

widestanceroman March 14, 2011 at 3:43 pm

I'm going to print this story out and put it under my pillow tonight and dream of a run on the bank.

MayansWarnedUs March 14, 2011 at 4:11 pm

Screw a run (although the bank did temporarily shut down to prevent one) — if the pension funds pull out we may have a full-blown bank failure (fingers crossed).

hagajim March 14, 2011 at 5:15 pm

Maybe all the union folks ought to fill up on prunes tonight and really run on the bank tomorrow.

widestanceroman March 14, 2011 at 5:24 pm

I'd prefer the bank have doubled-over, crampy, unproductive runs–like dry heaves, but from the other end.

voodooeconomics March 14, 2011 at 3:45 pm

Get ready to pull the plug on some banks in Florida. we have our own Rick "noblink" Scott. No blink because this dude has not blinked his eyes since November 2 2010.
Our little job governor here is enthusiastically cutting jobs, and feeding the Tea Party Guanos that he is doing something else.

Oblios_Cap March 14, 2011 at 4:01 pm

The Lizard King and his cronies are going to make the homeowners situation where nobody can afford it, too.

also:

"As Florida Gov. Rick Scott's ownership of Solantic, the urgent care chain, increasingly poses conflict of interest questions."
In January, Scott transfered his Solantic stock – to his wife.

They may not succeed if challenged. Scott's health policy adviser Michael Cannon, an economist with the Cato Institute in Washington, favors giving consumers health vouchers that they would use either as cash for direct-pay medical care or to buy insurance. The possible effect on Solantic and similar clinics could be huge, said Rodwin, the legal ethics expert.

"You have a major owner-operator of a set of clinics on the state level, and a major policy figure on a state level, making major changes that affect whether that kind of business will thrive or not, what their competition will be, and really reforming the whole health sector," Rodwin said. "That's in my view a very dangerous role."

(From Florida Politics blog)

trampndirtdown March 14, 2011 at 10:08 pm

Beautiful the Cato Institute Libertarian Cunts.

Terry March 14, 2011 at 3:46 pm

If I managed a bank in WI that hadn't contributed a red cent to Walker, I'd be making calls to the heads of the various unions in the State to describe the wonderful opportunities with my institution.

jus_wonderin March 14, 2011 at 4:26 pm

I just got this image of Mr. Drysdale from "The Beverly Hillbillies".

PartyMarty March 14, 2011 at 3:48 pm

Bad Ass.

ghettodiamond March 14, 2011 at 3:50 pm

Hahaha! The Nation article doesn't mention it, but M&I bank had to close for the rest of the business day after that $192K withdrawal to prevent a run on the bank.

missemish March 14, 2011 at 3:51 pm

One more thing! (I'm very comment-happy today, but Madison is my hometown) This bank closed early the day the firefighters marched in, in order to prevent a run!
http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/govt-and-p...

SorosBot March 14, 2011 at 4:01 pm

Well that's not very Free Market of them.

horsedreamer_1 March 14, 2011 at 4:11 pm

No, no… No, no. The Invisible Hand swooped in & drew the shutters on the bank.

BarackMyWorld March 14, 2011 at 3:54 pm

Shorter conservatism: Anyone but rich people using their money and free speech to promote their own interests is bad.

nounverb911 March 14, 2011 at 3:58 pm

And coming soon to Wisconsin! Koch Brothers to buy all of the Fire Departments!
Fees based on how big the fire is.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2010/10/08/13...

BarackMyWorld March 14, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Time 2 privetize teh fire deptments!!!111

OneYieldRegular March 14, 2011 at 4:00 pm

It's actually not that difficult to wean oneself from profiteers. Over the past two years, I've withdrawn all my money from a well-known large bank. They did not appear to care – or even, for that matter, notice.

jus_wonderin March 14, 2011 at 4:01 pm

I need to make the move. I have thought about it. Was Chase one of the banks that we (all) bailed out?

Jukesgrrl March 14, 2011 at 6:30 pm

Yes. When I bailed out of Chase, the local branch manager begged me to stay, even though I had a pathetically small amount of money on deposit. He even offered to remove the fees their national mailings were threatening me with because my direct deposits weren't big enough for their taste. I have a feeling the branches are monitored and get in trouble if they lose too many accounts in a month. I actually felt sorry for the fellow, but it sucks to devote your life to evil.

So, go for it! And make sure they know why you're doing it.

comrad_darkness March 14, 2011 at 6:41 pm

Yup, 25 billion.

But, I'm sure they are worth it. *cough*

ShaveTheWhales March 14, 2011 at 11:27 pm

Based on one kid's experience, Chase is quite obnoxious. Of course, this was the kid I had to hit with a metaphor to use the USAA account I had already opened for him.

Toomush_Infer March 14, 2011 at 4:32 pm

Yeah, but how noticeable is $1.42….?

OneYieldRegular March 14, 2011 at 5:12 pm

Damn. I was hoping no one would see through to that.

Natl[redacted]Cmdr March 14, 2011 at 5:35 pm

why, i believe i'll take my 37 cents elsewhere! good day to you, sir! i said good day!

[redacted]Crusher March 14, 2011 at 4:42 pm

They probably won't, until the first year the CEO's wife doesn't find a Lexus under the Xmas tree, then all Hell will break loose.

Angry_Marmot March 14, 2011 at 5:42 pm

Then there was that Xmas the CEO found me underneath Alexis…

Redhead March 14, 2011 at 7:09 pm

In college, I had all my money in one of the large, well-known banks because my parents had had all THEIR money in that bank for decades.
At the end of one semester, I had my last money budgeted down to the dime for the last 5 days or so until I got the check for the next semester. I'm talking $10 for gas, $10 for grocery store, $5 at Target, maybe $5 somewhere else – several small charges at different places. This bank randomly charged an overdraft fee on the first item, even though I had money to cover it – but at $50 per overdraft, that put my account in the negative and all the subsequent charges also drew overdraft fees, $50 a piece.

I didn't have online banking (or they didn't offer it or something), so I went to the bank and asked for a printout of my charges on my bank account. They refused to give it to me or discuss the charges, and wouldn't talk to me about it at all until my mom called, reminded them how much she and my dad had in their bank (several large accounts) and threatened to pull all that. Only then did they discuss it with me and they never refunded all the overdraft fees.

So about a week later, my parents and I both pulled all our money and put it in a state credit union. They are AWESOME, super friendly, go out of their way to be helpful. A few of the really small credit unions here folded with the economic crash, but the slightly larger ones seem great.

ShaveTheWhales March 14, 2011 at 11:29 pm

I'll take a guess — Wells?

[redacted]hse March 14, 2011 at 7:42 pm

They'll notice. Wait 'til they add up the lost over-draft fees from your account.

The_Great_Gazoo March 14, 2011 at 4:02 pm

I love this story. But it also makes me wish I had money, but I don't. So that makes it a bit of a downer, too.

Swampgas_Man March 14, 2011 at 9:24 pm

Solidarity, brother.

Buckminster March 14, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Good for the unions. The hell with the Koch brothers.

Monsieur_Grumpe March 14, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Fuck yeah! America!

glamourdammerung March 14, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Wondering when Fitzgerald is going to whine about how they should change the law to stop the little people from displeasing him.

elviouslyqueer March 14, 2011 at 4:35 pm

I would laugh, but Bill Haslam (Douchebag-TN) already did this, more or less, to voters in Memphis.

glamourdammerung March 14, 2011 at 5:44 pm

Well, they already are mulling over changing the recall laws.

owhatever March 14, 2011 at 4:09 pm

Scotty: You thought your state was broke before. Subtract a billion.

jus_wonderin March 14, 2011 at 4:12 pm

Shhhh. There is still money to take from babies and poor people.

genxr March 14, 2011 at 4:31 pm

yeah but we can only take it from them after we convince everyone that this time we're really really super double broke!

Angry_Marmot March 14, 2011 at 5:46 pm

And the babies are greedy ingrates who suck at the taxpayer's tit…

TsunamiAli March 14, 2011 at 4:10 pm

Hahaha, Yay! Go unions – move that money!

if I had any money in a bank I'd move it just for solidarity kicks.

MistaEko March 14, 2011 at 4:10 pm

Hey Union Moolah guy: Buy and hold Wisconsin Muni Bonds. Not bond funds, the actual bonds themselves.

1. Hi Scott, we've decided to buy out your deficit problem tenfold.
2. If WI does not go bankrupt, you wins cash.
3. You don't invest in anything looking to dick you over.
4. Woohoo tax exemptions!
5. Even if you don't make money, you've just invested $1B worth of money that will indirectly or directly go to keeping you employed.

Just make sure you don't get frontrun by the hedge funds.

GuyClinch March 14, 2011 at 4:22 pm

I'm no finance guy, but at first blush this actually sounds like a very good idea, Mr. Eko

MistaEko March 14, 2011 at 4:50 pm

And for the record, neither am I though I know some odds and ends. The first concern would be a significantly smaller rate of returns than investing in stocks. The second would be bonds are since the 80s a trillion dollar industry largely manipulated by large hedge fund players that treat them as tools for arbitrage plays and even sums like a billion could easily be toyed with – though hopefully not if you're intending to just hold onto the bond for its life.

The thing is that bond buying used to be an old school patriotic duty: loan a set amount, the country gets things done, you get 5% back some years later, and your community is better for it. And that's how they still function.

I've been yearning for some plutocrat with a heart of gold to do some kind of "I will save my city" campaign by investing his/her entire fortune into a home city's construction bonds, then developing a fund where smaller investors can do the same.

Right now, the best you can do is invest in NY Muni bond funds which do sell them if market conditions are ripe.

problemwithcaring March 14, 2011 at 4:11 pm

HarHar! How you like the free hand of the market, now that it's made a fist and upturned a middle finger at you, rich assholes?

packerturner March 29, 2011 at 10:59 pm

You disgusting parasite losers are destroying my home state. The wealth envy is hilarious. Just because you hate your mediocre, moocher lives, we achievers who aren't dependent on extortionist thugs to protect us will laugh as the unions go down in flames! ahahahahahahahahahahhaaaa! LOSERS!!!!

V572625694 March 14, 2011 at 4:12 pm

Sweet Jebus, the next thing you know they'll start boycotting scab businesses. This thing has possibilities!

Monsieur_Grumpe March 14, 2011 at 4:16 pm

This is why we have unions. There is power (lotsa money) when people unite.

XOhioan March 14, 2011 at 11:25 pm

Union…union…uni..te
Oh!!!

No wonder they hate them. Can't have the people doing that. Go back to your consumer segment niche! There's nothing to see here!

conkytrevor March 14, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Unions are destroying businesses by…not giving money to them! The bastards!

bitchincamaro2 March 14, 2011 at 4:17 pm

So, alright already. Free toasters to the first fifty firefighters that don't close their accounts at M & I ! Today only!

[redacted]hse March 14, 2011 at 7:44 pm

Throw in an EB?

Radiotherapy March 14, 2011 at 4:18 pm

Obama needs to finally step in and stop this right now. That'll show he doesn't side with Union thugs and bosses!

DonnyKerabotsos March 14, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Well I hope the bank got their toaster back, at least.

XOhioan March 14, 2011 at 11:16 pm

Don't you only get that for turning someone lesbian?

neiltheblaze March 14, 2011 at 4:25 pm

Americans fighting back…..who would have thought it possible?

mereoblivion March 14, 2011 at 4:26 pm

O/T, but Evan Bayh just got hired by Guess-Whaux News. That didn't take long.

horsedreamer_1 March 14, 2011 at 4:38 pm

So, he's going to run for President, too?

Liar!

Jukesgrrl March 14, 2011 at 6:33 pm

He and his wife are both money-grubbing sleaze buckets. He should be flogged for ever pretending to be a Democrat.

jus_wonderin March 14, 2011 at 4:48 pm

I upfisted you 'cuz it won't be long before your "stalker" takes the points away.

Asa_Hawks March 14, 2011 at 9:12 pm

Thanks! So they follow me to take away points? That seems sort of sad and lonely. Poor guy/gal. We should stick together, like some kind of a, I don't know, union?

Crank_Tango March 14, 2011 at 10:00 pm

yeah it seems like they all go through and follow everyone, which makes perfect sense, except that it might be easier just to lurk here like a winner and hatefist people all day long, again totally crushing it.

Hipple, Rev. Paul T. March 14, 2011 at 4:49 pm

This just proves we need to move to an all volunteer govt workforce as fast as possible. We got a All Volunteer Sacred Armed Forces which is the best in the history of the world. We can do the same with an All Volunteer Govt Workforce, and get all those freeloader govt workers off the govt teat before they destroy our banking economy any worse than it is already destroyed!!

Natl[redacted]Cmdr March 14, 2011 at 5:38 pm

we already have an all volunteer wonkforce. (except for the paid trolls)

fuflans March 14, 2011 at 4:53 pm

Now that war is declared-and battle come down…

DashboardBuddha March 14, 2011 at 5:00 pm

Hey! UnionsRStreetGangs…weer in ur bankz takin our moneez

Crank_Tango March 14, 2011 at 10:01 pm

n peein on ur carpet.

Negropolis March 15, 2011 at 3:53 am

All your dollarz are belong to uss, durrty baztard.

tessiee March 15, 2011 at 12:47 pm

Also I eeted ur luntch.

MinAgain March 14, 2011 at 5:05 pm

This touches me deeply in my happy place.

hagajim March 14, 2011 at 5:07 pm

Looks like M&I bank just got accidentally Kochblocked.

Terry March 14, 2011 at 5:09 pm

Too bad the firefighters didn't demand cash.

[redacted]89048 March 14, 2011 at 7:20 pm

Or gold, way more teabaggy!

Negropolis March 15, 2011 at 3:55 am

A payout in pennies would have been a sight to see.

hagajim March 14, 2011 at 5:12 pm

Ken – did you get permission from M&B to use that nice little picture?

[redacted]89048 March 14, 2011 at 5:15 pm

I think much of the printing industry has been off-shored, the bastards.

Jukesgrrl March 14, 2011 at 6:38 pm

And Old Original Bookbinders restaurant in Philly closed, too. Bankruptcy. Locked the doors without paying employees their final checks. One thing that killed them: electric bills that were twice of what other restaurants of comparable size were paying. And Peco Energy could offer no explanation why and cut them no slack, contributing to their demise. It's not enough that energy companies are killing lobster in situ. They're even killing the people who cook them.

Monsieur_Grumpe March 14, 2011 at 5:15 pm

Where the hell is Pete Seeger?
I feel like singing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYiKdJoSsb8

Jukesgrrl March 14, 2011 at 6:39 pm

I was thinking that kid's song, This Little Light of Mine (I'm gonna make it shine).

tessiee March 15, 2011 at 12:48 pm

Pete Seeger? Where the hell is Jimmy Stewart?

onemoretime79 March 14, 2011 at 5:43 pm

"unionsarestreetgangs" is now following me.

Hey there, corporate tool. This ain't the only place I post, go figure.

(sigh) Probably my batshit crazy step-dad again. Floyd is that you? Obviously, I'm Pink.

DustBowlBlues March 14, 2011 at 10:51 pm

I haven't seen this troll's comments anywhere. How do I miss everything?

Jukesgrrl March 14, 2011 at 11:05 pm

They never leave comments. They just read ours and downfist. How's that for a hobby?

Negropolis March 15, 2011 at 3:56 am

I feel kind of left out. I haven't checked my profile in, like, ever, but I'm pretty sure I'm not being followed by any trolls. I'll be sure to check.

onemoretime79 March 15, 2011 at 5:46 pm

You haven't missed much, I'll tell you that. Reason we know he's following is cuz it's in the rules somewhere. They follow, intense debate informs me via email. So it's a kinda cool set up, cuz I can finally say to you w/o being OT, I like your posts man. Always.

There are more than a few names that never post, only follow. So I was only half-joking when I called out my step-dad. Though how he'd find his way here is a mystery. He'd run screaming from this. Me? I am fucking loving it. Rock on, OK.

jus_wonderin March 14, 2011 at 5:44 pm

MAE BEAVERS!!!!!!

[redacted]hse March 14, 2011 at 7:47 pm

APRIL SHOWERS!!

tessiee March 15, 2011 at 12:49 pm

LEROY JENKINS!!!

Rotundo_ March 14, 2011 at 5:52 pm

M&I is already teetering, hopefully this wipes the bastards out and turns ownership over to some other conglomerate so we can ignore them too! HA!

Tundra Grifter March 14, 2011 at 5:57 pm

And – there's big money (Big Money!) in that banana stand…

Crank_Tango March 14, 2011 at 10:02 pm

NO TOUCHING!!!

MozakiBlocks March 14, 2011 at 5:59 pm

Somewhat OT but since he's probably reading this thread, I'd like to welcome my new follower.

I like puppy dogs and long walks on the beach and men who take regular showers and shave.

I'm pretty easy but you at least have to buy me dinner first.

I'm so excited to begin our internet stalking…err…courtship.

elfgoldsackring March 14, 2011 at 6:45 pm

Hey, that's my stalker too, you know! Sooo… threesome?

TsunamiAli March 14, 2011 at 6:52 pm

Don't let that fucker try to take you to Krystal for dinner, neither. Tried that shit on me! You demand McDonald's or no fisting!!1!1

DO YOU HEAR ME TROLL FUCKER????!!!

Natl[redacted]Cmdr March 14, 2011 at 6:10 pm

poor scotty walker can't go anywhere in this damn state:

"The Republican Party’s annual Lincoln Reagan Dinner was open to card-carrying party members only and closed to the media.

Walker spoke for approximately 20 minutes before driving back to Madison Sunday night.

Police officials estimated the number of protesters at between 3,000 and 4,000 but about 1,000 were still standing along the Bond Street entrance to the Rock Garden parking lot when Walker arrived at 7:15 p.m."
http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/article/20110...

genxr March 14, 2011 at 6:31 pm

"I'll have the Lincoln Regan, medium rare."

Jukesgrrl March 14, 2011 at 6:44 pm

And I hope the cooks AND the waiters spit on it. And the bartenders pissed in every drink.

Crank_Tango March 14, 2011 at 10:06 pm

OH man, a Lincoln/Reagan is totally a gay sex thing isn't it.

owhatever March 14, 2011 at 6:13 pm

Hey! Unionsarestreetgangs! Why aren't you following me, too, you vapid, elitist troll? Maybe when you look up "vapid" you'll respond. I feel left out. Whatigottado to get some troll love?

TsunamiAli March 14, 2011 at 6:55 pm

I feel bad for all the great folks on Wonkett who have not been followed and/or troll fisted by UnionsR'US or whatever. Don't worry, owhatever, someday you'll find a stalker just for you.

Gunner Asch March 14, 2011 at 10:38 pm

I used to have a troll of my own, but it dropped me. Sniff. I feel so rejected.

Fare la Nippon March 14, 2011 at 6:16 pm

Welcome to the Downfisty McTroll club. You're in good company.

comrad_darkness March 14, 2011 at 6:44 pm

Too bad the trolls aren't in good company, as in gainfully employed.

Asa_Hawks March 14, 2011 at 9:14 pm

upfisties for you. Uh, that sounds gross.

ManchuCandidate March 14, 2011 at 11:45 pm

Give him a break, it's the only job he's qualified for as Walmart greeter is above his skill level.

Fare la Nippon March 14, 2011 at 11:53 pm

In his defense, it's a lot of work reciting, "Welcome to Costco, I love you. Welcome to Costco, I love you."

petehammer March 14, 2011 at 6:27 pm

"And now to find a bank that loves unions!"

onemoretime79 March 14, 2011 at 6:43 pm

FTW

Jukesgrrl March 14, 2011 at 6:44 pm

Credit UNIONS. You're an owner and can vote if you have a deposit.

Crank_Tango March 14, 2011 at 10:08 pm

yeah I think when you have a billion dollars you can be your own fucking bank.

Jukesgrrl March 14, 2011 at 6:42 pm

You people are utterly awesome.

Natl[redacted]Cmdr March 14, 2011 at 7:37 pm

can't stop, won't stop.

Natl[redacted]Cmdr March 14, 2011 at 7:39 pm

wait, was that a cow joke?

Jukesgrrl March 14, 2011 at 11:07 pm

No joking about cows. They give us cheese, one of mankind's finest creations.

[redacted]hse March 14, 2011 at 6:46 pm

OT, but: Isn't ANYBODY going to comment on the Palintards they firebombed along the highway over the weekend? I've spotted several burned-out shells of automobiles and Rascals in my area, along with the wheelchair I took out personally. Huzzah!

BarackMyWorld March 14, 2011 at 7:09 pm

Boy, that story sure got overshadowed, didn't it?

BarackMyWorld March 14, 2011 at 7:08 pm
DustBowlBlues March 14, 2011 at 11:06 pm

He really is a dick. Faux news says he's important because of all the "important decisions he made" or was that "important decisions he sat in on?" And bailed the minute something might upset his corporate overlords. Plus, he's a boring fuck.

Last comment of the nite for me, losers. I've got to go beddy-bye. The old man got a big bottle of cough syrup from the doctor and since half of it is already missing, I'm hoping that means he won't cough all night. Yes, even in a separate room, the poor old guy's cough is so bad it keeps me awake.

And besides Bayh, Obama is a dick for not supporting Wisconsin's brave warriors for freedom. Never thought I'd call him a dick. But he's still not half as bad as Bayh.

That's it. Honestly. That's it. (I lied. Popped back in for a typo edit. Now I mean it,)

ttommyunger March 15, 2011 at 12:26 pm

True, but a very tiny, flaccid one.

owhatever March 14, 2011 at 7:13 pm

Wonkezoids! I AM somebody. The Unionsaremeanies troll just sent a message from its undisclosed lair in the slime beneath the bridge. I did not understand its muttering, but I wish it solidarity.

[redacted]89048 March 14, 2011 at 7:22 pm

I wish it solidarity, too–in the arteries, I mean.

trampndirtdown March 14, 2011 at 10:43 pm

Hooray for you, I too send out a peace be upon you to our Libtarded friend.

dahboner March 14, 2011 at 7:17 pm

So, what’s the big difference between a Walker lovin’ banker and a Craigs List gambling addict medical student whose hobby is killing whores ?

Just askin’…

philpjfry March 14, 2011 at 8:44 pm

So they are pulling all their money out……..Good

Oldskool_ March 14, 2011 at 9:06 pm

I hope the firemen threw in a "Suck on that, bitches".

Gorillionaire March 14, 2011 at 9:10 pm

The unionsaremeanies troll is just another breitbart fanboy. I actually feel a little empathy for some of those poor assholes because, when I was a young dumbass and hadn't figured out how to get laid yet, I was another wingnut dupe too. I changed, maybe it can happen for one of them too.

Gunner Asch March 14, 2011 at 10:42 pm

Yeah, I had about a six week period in my freshman year of college where I thought Ayn Rand was the cat's meow. I still feel guilty, but I can remember that flush of superiority before my brain cells rebooted and flushed out the virus.

Jukesgrrl March 14, 2011 at 11:16 pm

I had an English teacher in my senior year in high school who forced the entire class to read Atlas Shrugged. Told us it was one of the most important novels in American literature. It was in Western Pennsylvania so, needless to say, his rantings went unchallenged by everyone except yours truly. In his defense, though, he didn't downgrade me, I think mainly because I was the only one in the class who stayed awake the entire period and probably the only one in the class who actually read the book. He eventually ended his career in a mental hospital after a spectacular in-class meltdown. No shit. So thank Gawd you were re-programmed.

TsunamiAli March 14, 2011 at 11:38 pm

I saw a flyer on campus one time for the Objectivists meeting and was going to go, but then I think I got drunk and ended up watching a "Who's the Boss?" marathon at a friend's house, instead. Ayn Rand, meh.

Jukesgrrl March 14, 2011 at 11:03 pm

I have four troll-stalkers. I'm hoping against hope that makes me Prom Queen.

tessiee March 15, 2011 at 12:46 pm

Not like Carrie, I hope.

ShaveTheWhales March 14, 2011 at 11:37 pm

Good on you all, but isn't "afterwards there will be beer and cheese" redundant?

Natl[redacted]Cmdr March 15, 2011 at 2:09 pm

it is generally assumed, yes.

karen March 15, 2011 at 12:17 am

Off-topic, didnt know where to post it. Is anyone paying attention to The Guardian's reporting on the nuclear problem in Japan? They just said small amounts of radiation have been detected in Tokyo. Will Jack be returning to us glowing? Stay safe, gaijin.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/mar/15/japan...

SistersTalk March 15, 2011 at 12:50 am

The Facebook page Boycott M&I Bank is up! Please hit the LIKE button and spread the word. http://www.facebook.com/BoycottMIBank

Geminisunmars March 15, 2011 at 1:05 am

And here I thought I was special. I thought that he was admiring my lovely avatar. Once again I'm just another cunt.

Negropolis March 15, 2011 at 3:58 am

Release the Badgers!

Seriously, you guys are an inspiration. I hope this can be sustained all over the country, a new social great awakening.

Negropolis March 15, 2011 at 6:24 am

OT:

Oh, Hai Der, u…

Michigan Capitol braces for protests of Snyder's budget plan
Karen Bouffard / Detroit News Lansing Bureau

Lansing — Gov. Rick Snyder's budget and tax reform proposal and bills in the Legislature will be the target of protests at the state Capitol building over the next two days.

AARP Michigan put the Capitol on notice to expect up to 1,000 seniors today to protest Snyder's plan to tax pensions, said Steve Benkovsky, who manages the Capitol operations.

The next day, the AFL-CIO is expected to rally against what they call "anti-union" bills in the Legislature, including changes to binding arbitration laws. Benkovsky said they expect about 3,000 protesters.

They're coming…

horsedreamer_1 March 15, 2011 at 10:44 am

I thought all the Oldz were Teabaggers.

But I'm glad they're not.

tessiee March 15, 2011 at 12:53 pm

"Michigan Capitol braces for protests of Snyder's budget plan"

When I read this, I pictured Principal Snyder from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which is wrong, but somehow also right.

Reader11722 March 15, 2011 at 12:22 pm

Teachers and Firefighters withdraw $1 Billion, sounds like they are over-paid. Over-paid useless, dumbed down teachers, yet another violation of our rights. Add it to the list of gov’t violations of our right:
They violate the 1st Amendment by placing protesters in cages, banning books like “America Deceived II” and censoring the internet.
They violate the 2nd Amendment by confiscating guns.
They violate the 4th and 5th Amendment by molesting airline passengers.
They violate the entire Constitution by starting undeclared wars for foreign countries.
Impeach Obama and sweep out the Congress.
(Last link of Banned Book): http://www.iuniverse.com/Bookstore/BookDetail.asp...

lulzmonger March 15, 2011 at 11:06 pm

Sounds like Wisconsin is about to UNLEASH TEH FUCKING FURY … Walker fucked the poodle & now he's going to be raising the litter.

A great white shark may outweigh a school of piranha but if you put them both in a big ol' fish-tank, I know who I'd bet on eating whom.
Bon appetit, Badgers!

DemmeFatale March 14, 2011 at 4:51 pm

Ha, ha!
I may have to use that one on my daughters.! They never give me any credit for their awesome figures.

(You are SO funny Babs, you must be a lot of fun at parties!)

Barbara_i March 14, 2011 at 5:09 pm

Thank you, very much. Let me know if you are ever having a party.

karen March 14, 2011 at 6:46 pm

Oh shit, I'm so sorry about that. The only reason I was even outside today was because my father is in jail on a technicality. He owns the property right behind ours and runs drugs out of the barn. He threatened mom again, has beaten her before, and the only reason he was arrested yesterday was because he owes money to some check cashing agency. It isn't the same, but I understand the fear.

I pass along some lady-solidarity.

Barbara_i March 14, 2011 at 7:52 pm

Loving the passed along lady love. I am feeling it, thanks! I hope Mom is safe. If he comes near her I will come there and help you take care of business. : )

Progressiveinga March 14, 2011 at 8:08 pm

Yeah, mucho solidarity to you both. I'm no ol' what's-his-name that used to rudely comment here about all of his guns and ammo, but I'll stone cold bust a cap in someone's ass for ya. Just give a shout.

trampndirtdown March 14, 2011 at 9:29 pm

Meh he was only in the union to rat people out to the McCarthy Trials.

user-of-owls March 14, 2011 at 10:33 pm

With a beret.

DustBowlBlues March 14, 2011 at 10:12 pm

Sweet Jesus. Between you and Karen, I'm feeling incredibly lucky that the old man has a good pension and his worst crime is snoring. (The 'fuck I care? 30+ years of marriage–I can never remember how many–and I have my own damned bedroom. Fuck listening to him snore).

mormos March 15, 2011 at 4:24 am

Red or Green? What do you think of our new lady governor so far?

mayor_quimby March 15, 2011 at 8:48 pm

Props to you on that, my folks are 70+ and that's the main reason they are still together. Had separate bedrooms for the last 20+ ! And yeah, I'm gonna blame my divorce on that goddamn one bedroom we had, I mean seriously, the same cold feet and (no)pussy every night?? I think not!

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