- Sarah Palin told Sean Hannity that she is embarrassed for Republicans — embarrassed! — because they are so squeamish about cutting the budget. What a bunch of faeries! “We need much greater cuts,” said Sarah, in the most unspecific and worthless way possible. “Republicans need to be bold and strong and they need those steel spines.” (Does this lady know that when words come out of your mouth, they are actually supposed to mean something? Is she aware that this is the original purpose of words, before they became meaningless Twitter #hashtags?) “Cuts Sean, we need much greater cuts! Is that your dried-up, withering umbilical cord sticking out of your pants? Here, let me cut that for you.” Snip snip. [The Hill]
- Robert Gates is angry at our chickenshit European allies for wanting to cut & run in Afghanistan. (More cuts!) Why are they so opposed to fighting a pointless, endless war? [NYT]
- George H. W. Bush posthumously awarded Ronald Reagan the “2011 George Bush Award For Excellence In Public Service.” If only Reagan was alive, so he could get in on the circle jerk. If only. [Fox News]
- Re: the massive and tragic earthquake/tsunami in Japan … there is now a tsunami warning in effect for California, Oregon, Washington and southern Alaska. Please stay safe everyone! [AP]
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Ya lost the election you dumb bitch.
Only if you believe the gotcha lamestream media.
Yes, but she, like Charlie Sheen, is winning! at everything else 'Murka cares about. Guns, mouth-farts, low IQ, high obesity all rolled up in a toxic wrapper of vicious and stupid. Yay us!
How is that sore losey thingy working out for ya, Sarah Lou Who?
Sarah, the rod up your ass is not to be confused with a steel spine.
Todd rod?
Todd's rod is down the street.
Begin by abolishing the US Geological Survey, that'll save a lot of dollars.
Who needs stupid earthquake monitoring anyway? The Bible Profits have warned us of this.
I'm guessing it's a typo, but "The Bible Profits" is a great pun that can be useful in many situations.
Just a pearl I picked up from the Glenn Beck fan club postings. But it's now in my permanent lexicon.
Bible Profits will be one of Glenn Beck's last advertisers.
The Bible Profits is a hedge fund managed by Supply Side Jesus and Associates.
Jesus feeding multitudes on commodities of wheat and fish. There's a parable on proper investment somewhere in there.
And, Supply Side Jesus loves trickle down. He just loves pissing on everything.
"The Bible Profits" by Glenn Beck.
Publisher: HarperCollins
$29.95
Release date: 11/01/2011
I used to work for the USGS. I can tell you we didn't spend much money there. Shoot. Most of the work those guys do is tromping around in the hills breaking rocks and scribbling in notebooks. Not exactly burning cash at a great rate.
Although I must admit that I probably matched Boehner drink-for-drink at some of my lunches then. Wasn't too productive after lunch.
Wait you got paid to walk around, smash rocks, and doodle in notebooks? WTF man my guidance counselor was shit
I bet you got to wear a wide-brimmed hat while at it too, damn you!
From now on, though, they will have to walk TO the place that they start walking around to break rocks… hey, wait… no more hammers either!
Stop spending all that money that we could give to Wally Street to trickle on you with…
Wall Street CEOs need that money to fly around in helicopters shooting you while you're breaking rocks.
LouBristol: Get them off their rocks?
"they need those steel spines."
Shoppers…Steel spines, 3 for a dollar at the flashing blue light!
Oh and Sarah…suck my cock. I hurt so much I can barely walk…maybe you can send me a steel spine? It hurts so much I can't even reach my own bootstraps. So fuck off.
(I'll soon return to my regularly scheduled snark)
Is the tsunami going to affect the shipments of steel spines from China?
I actually have steel rods in my spine. I offered them to the Democrats, but they refused. The Alaskunt gets nothing from me.
So $arah supports cutting the defense budget and ending the wars? I expect quitting the wars fits right in with her personal philosophy of quitting every job you try.
Methinks you misunderstood the woman. She meant cutting all the unemployment benefits for those lazy people, health benefits for the sickos, and Social Security for anyone who didn't vote for her in 2008. And then going after the the throats of Democrats and anyone in the "lamestream media". Oh, and cutting the leave of soldiers between deployments and eliminating PTSD as a basis for leaving the military/deferring deployment. FOR THE TROOPS!
No cuts to health benefits! That would mean DEATH PANELS! (Never mind that Medicare is eating the federal budget alive. Cut it and the teabagger gravy train, currently eking an existence off taxpayer funded dialysis, will rapidly die off.)
I think my dad's a great guy, so I'm gonna follow Bush Sr.'s example and just make up an award and give it to him. Will the media treat this as if it's an actual news story as well?
Is your dad named Oscar or Tony? We could do this pretty quickly if it is.
No. Obi.
(Please, George Lucas, don't sue.)
That works too. Just scratch an e off an Obie and you are in business. Trust me, no one will know what it was originally for (unless Limeylizzie or another thespian is in your inner circle).
I didn't know Limeylizze swung that way.
Well my long-dead grandfather was nicknamed Ace – those probably go for about $10 on ebay.
Can't wait for the GOP presidential debates. The attempts of the 'serious' candidates not to roll their eyes every time Snowbilly talks will likely cause them seizures.
Also, did I miss the law that decrees that Ronnie has to win a damn award every year?
Wait, since when are there are serious candidates running for the GOP nomination?
Since George Will said so.
I know; that's why I put it in quotes. I was thinking of poor Mittens mainly–he actually completed his term, manages not to say something insanely racist or stupid every 5 minutes and does not politic via FB or Twitter. Boy, if Mittens is the GOPs great white hope, I'm feeling pretty good about 2012.
Mittens – Obamacare 1.0
Pawlenty – All the charisma of a high school Vice Principal, all the ideas/insight of a young Joseph McCarthy
Daniels – Architect of the W budgets and tax cuts, way ahead of Walker in cutting collective bargaining rights, about as compelling as wallpaper paste
Those are your "serious" GOP candidates, which has a direct correlation to Trump's delusions that he has a chance. And why Huckabee may get the nomination – and get to be the Mondale to Obama's Reagan.
Mittens also has the whole Mormon thing hobbling him with the GOP base.
Did you happen to notice last night's "Moment of Zen" on The Daily Show, which invoked Ronald Reagan on the campaign trail, praising the high importance for unions to have collective bargaining rights?
Damn Commie!
He meant for the real salt-of-the-earth hard-workers, i.e. actors. Actors need a union. Janitors? Not so much.
That was classic, wasn't it? Of course, that was in opposition to Commies. Once the air traffic controllers actually stood up to him, that position got tossed out there with his whole no negotiating with terrorists (unless they like chocolate cake and have American hostages to trade).
Not only did he just say it, but said it angrily and passionately as if he were commanding it to be true. It was a thing of beauty.
Oh and the potential for an honest to goodness cat fight between Snowbilly and the serial adopter is simply delicious.
the prize is a scooter surrounded by bulletproof glass like the pope mobile.
Wait -it's the lack of those steely spines that separate us from the apes.
Saw that yesterday. And, owch.
The only cut we really need right now is Twat's air time.
How does one tie thier shoes with a steel spine?
Velcro straps.
Nothing like a god 'ol Father/Son circle jerk.
Sarah Palin demands cuts to everything but her speaking fee, of course.
We're all just getting confused by the cross-talk. While Sarah was attempting to discuss policy with Hannity, Willow was mixing drinks in the kitchen. & the Duh'vner was instructing her charge (unkempt) to put a little more Cutty Shark in those libations.
A steel spine? Would that be the same steel used in the Gravina Island Bridge (to nowhere) That's 400 million that we'd like back, please.
Well, we already know they have spineless penises.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheat-sheet/item/spi...
(teh best headline evah!)
Sarah, please tell us why your husband prefers the chunkies, your daughters spread thighs for guidos, and your newest family member isn't really your spawn.
Answer those and I'll pay attention to your other spewings.
Otherwise, please just go ahead and come out of the closet already. RAM loves you a lot.
And also, too.
Does this lady know that when words come out of your mouth, they are actually supposed to mean something?
Not to paint with too big a brush, but pageant participants will typically say what people want to hear… even if it doesn't make a lick of sense to the speaker.
Or the listener:
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some . . . people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children". Caitlin Upton, Miss Teen SC
As long as the men's tongues are wagging, who gives a fuck what she said?
But if I had a steel spine how could I grovel? (Oh, I'm not a Republicant so I guess I don't need one.)
Well, OK, then, let's start by cutting all federal subsidies to Alaska.
Are you suggesting that Sarah Palin might be a bit of a hypocrite? That's unpossible!
Hypocrite? LouSarah? Well…. Yes!
Let's continue by cutting all federal funding to any state that receives more in federal funds than they contribute in taxes. An eye for an eye, a dollar for a dollar!
It would be pretty much all the states that voted Walnuts except Texas.
I like your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Seriously, Alaska is THE welfare state.
Nanananananah!
Go ahead! I am moving to Arizona to keep an eye on the Mexicans now!
Lou Sarah
Can't help thinking she's actually demanding cunts. Lots and lots of them. Be bold, Republicans, and give me your gashes, greater and greater ones… deep deep down, that's what she's holding out for.
"There's something wrong with the beav-er…"
By seconds! Damn you!
Upfists for everyone! Pass the Crisco!
Let's cut federal subsidies to Mississippi, too, because it's obviously not done any measurable good whatsoever.
She intended to say "cunts", with steel spines in them.
So Steely Dan is her favorite band?
Cuts should be done alphabetically with all federal funding to Alaska being eliminated first.
I think Alabama would be first…but six of one, half dozen of the other.
So you get the George Bush Award For Excellence In Public Service if you fuck up the economy, start 2 wars endless wars, and spend over 950 days on vacation? That's like me getting a gold watch for comming into work drunk….which I am right now.
We call that award a "Wonky".
& George W. Bush, c. Arbusto, is also eligible.
A steel spine isn't very useful when you have cottage cheese for a brain.
Denizens of Curdistan, one and all.
Is wondering when McCain is going to be on all the pundit shows, whining about how the mess is Japan is clearly the fault of Obama's weak policies towards Godzilla. And of course why this earthquake means we need to bomb Iran.
Walnuts! is upset the quake wasn't centred around Hanoi.
Why would McCain want anything to happen to Hanoi? No one really cares at this point that he sang like a canary and sold America out.
Oh McCain still cares, as shown by his referring to Vietnamese as "gooks" during the 2008 campaign.
I am not sure that was not just done for the cameras as he hugged and then practically French-kissed one of his "captors" a few years back.
Wouldn't it be awesome if W. were to award that excellent award to Sarah for her excellence on the excellent Balboa Pier in Newport Beach, CA this afternoon with Rush (Excellence in Broadcasting!!!) officiating the ceremony. I mean, that would just be excellence all-around!
Waves come in, Japan washes out. Who can explain that?
I will not let this dip shit ruin my friday.
i will not let this dip shit ruin my friday.
i will not let this dip shit ruin my friday.
i will not let this dip shit ruin my friday.
Think of your happy place.
The liquor store? That's where I'm heading after work. There's scotch in my future.
Would that it were so…sadly, while I like weed…it doesn't like me.
I'm going to stop spending money and quit my job. That way with no money coming in, I can pay off what I owe, just by not spending? Brilliant Alaskunt! Brilliant!
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
I'd like to cut off her oxygen.
Is that Enid Sharples?
Ena Sharples, to be precise.
The memory grows dim
And her botox supply.
Governor Bobby [redacted], can we send this volcanoey, earthquakey tsunami to you? You could borrow some Depends from Vetter to keep your
powderscrawny ass dry.The messican Straight of Juan de Fuca and Lake Pug-it wrap around too many mountains, so none tsunami warning for us in Port Angeles or C'Addle, so most of us in Warshington should be okay and they have already moved those right on the west most beaches.
Of course Palin offers no details of what will be cut because she’s probably one of those big picture kind of thinkers. In her case the picture is a giant black velvet kitten with sad eyes.
No, kittens are cute, cuddly and fun; the picture is probably something more like a pair of warthogs fucking.
Do a 5% across the board cut along with a rule that a five-year rolling average of federal expenditures expressed in terms of tax dollars collected be $1.00. That would allow for emergency helping hands, like hurricanes or earthquakes etc. It also would avoid see thing as they are right now were all the flippin' blue states get less, like Washington $0.88, or a lot less, like New Jersey $0.55, than $1.00 back for each dollar paid and almost all the frickin' red states getting more or a lot more, like Alaska with $1.87, back for each $1.00 collected.
We blue states would be money ahead.
That should appeal to conservatives' sense of pride in their self-reliance
and playing cards….on velvet
It's something with eagles, guns, Jeebus, and the American flag.
Monsieur: Bull O'Really? of all people (guess he doesn't like it when other folks try to push him out of the spotlight) tried to pin her down. Conversationally, of course. At least on camera.
She was mouthing her BS and he asked her several times to be specific. Sad truth: She can't.
Republicans getting lectured about what does or does not constitute "spine" from this serial quitter is just plain funny. That they will listen as if it means anything is even funnier. This is as hilarious as when she "weighs in" on the Libyan insurrection, or anything else involving countries the dumb asshole can't find on a map.
RE: a tsunami warning in effect for California, Oregon, Washington and southern Alaska. – Fortunately we in British Columbia are a godly people so we don't have to worry about no tsunami . – Tough luck sinners.
Maybe she means cold cuts. Did Todd ever pick up the honeycooked ham turkey?
No, but it seems that he's been giving some husky hooker bologna-pony rides.
Yeah, but trust me, you don't want to know what he used it for.
One way Congess could show "steel spines":
Here's a quick $100,000,000 saving – cut Congressional salaries in half.
Jack, on your way to Japan, why don't you stop off in Alaska and give lil Sarah a pickle tickle. She would be in a better mood and maybe some intelligence will spray out of you and get stuck in her… It's worth a try.
Ronald Raygun is a pig fucker
Pigs worldwide react with revulsion; demand an apology!
The bigger problem than Sarah Alascunt talking, is all the morons who believe every stupid, selfserving, vague, meaningless buzzword that spews from her horrible mouth. Too much?
I'd like to award Ronald Reagan with the first annual rictus rectus award….since he's the dead douche that started the assfucking of America. The snowbilly….you expect anything of substance to come out of her mouth? Even Tawd has to blow his load in a different hole because hers is always an empty maw.
Meth cunt, of course, excludes subsidized lip-liner tattooing .
Frankly, I'm coming to grips with the Frigid Grifter. With jokes like her and Hickabillie speaking for the Right, Barry might have a shot at reelection. Rather have her out front that a serious threat like Mitch Daniels.
Mitchy-poop isn't a serious threat to Barry, either. It follows like this, remember the 2004 election? You had a boring, task-based leader in John Kerry versus everyone's favorite torturing frat boy and Kerry lost because of a "charisma gap". Barry has the useless platitudes to make us happy thing down pat while Daniels only strategy is fear and bitching. Either way, NONE of this prospective GOP field is a serious threat and they (the wingnuts) know it. It's just a sacrificial lamb Obama will easily defeat especially now that he has The Crying Game Boehner to play off of rather than a Democratic majority. As the economy double dips it will be incredibly easy to blame it on the dumbass GOP majority in the House who aside from their usual multi-faceted bigotry haven't done a fucking thing on the economy or jobs, which they ran on.
I believe you are right, I hope you are.
Given the impotent trolling that is the only real platform these clowns have, I would say all parties are aware of the probability of a GOP win in 2012.
Look, do we need to be spending tax payer money on things?
Does Palin also wants cuts to the government programs her offspring and grandoffspring mooch off the government with?
Let's eliminate all govt spending, every man woman and shrewish snow cunt for themselves.
Every time Sarah is quoted on policy, another natural disaster occurs.
What a bunch of faeries!
Well, hello Edmund Spencer.
*eyeroll*
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!
She NEVER makes any sense, NEVER shuts up, and NEVER goes away!
It's like a trifecta of suck!
Caribou Barbie (raw feed, no editing):
"Gosh, I know Americans are in a lot of pain right now. But it's not nearly enough for me. I want them to feel more pain, Sean … MUCH more. I was put on Earth to kill the dreams of all people with good hearts, & I will never stop until I succeed, no matter how much I have to degrade myself or my family to do so … because I need to know that the living truly do envy the dead … the dead like me, who can only approximate a sickly parody of life by feeding on the needless torment of the living … mocking me with their emotions, their consciences, their joy, their knowledge. Cold steel is what I crave more than anything, Sean – cold steel with a keen edge, & a living innocent throat to slit with it. YOU BETCHA!"
The only kind of cutting Sarah has even actually been involved in is cutting and running.
"Oh yeah, hang in there with a steel spine and make sure to do your job! Imma just look for something to quit or a speaking engagement to cancel"
Congratulations, Riley…
The mental image of Sarah Palin cutting off Sean Hannity's umbilical dick with her mouth has won my morning!
Let's see here…the Abominable SnowKunt takes a 'stance' that merely echoes what teabaggers have been saying since their racist, self centered movement began and it's news? Way to keep your ear to the ground, Snowbilly. What's even worse is Faux Nuuuz and the talk radio gargoyles will praise the bitch that time forgot for "bravery and clarity" in taking such an easy, doctrinaire conservative position. These people feed the cynic in me very well and makes the cynic happy….as happy as a morose asshole could be, anyway.
Oh and it would be nice if reputable or semi-reputable publications could stop taking the easy road by thinking mentioning an interview of the Snowkunt will drive up sales or ratings. Her opinion means carries as much weight any other unemployed, amoral wingnut opinion does (who makes up fake profiles to upfist themselves…pathetic) and should be treated as such.
The funny part is that when her second account was discovered, she removed it. Our Breitard pals have openly joked about the multiple accounts here. Which leads to one conclusion.
Yes, Palin has more shame than our troll(s).
Nice to finally have a picture of Sarah's FB alter-ego.
Herbet Walker awarding Reagan anything is just rich. H.W. fucking hated Reagan's guts.
I shouldn't surprised with how awkward Sarah is with words, but "steel spine" instead of "spine of steel?" She's like a computer spell checker which tries to correct your grammar, but only makes the sentence sound more awkward.
but what would Lou Sarah say?
Jesus feeding the multitudes? Did you read that in one of them there Lie-beral Bibles? You didn't read it in the Conservative Bible, that's for sure. No, The Bible Profits fund is heavily leveraged in Wages of Sin futures. Seems to be a lucrative market.
You can get all the loaves and fishes you want if you play the derivatives market right.
Well using hideously offensive racial slurs is a good way to pander to the Republican base.
Especially when spelled wrong on a posterboard sign.
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