It was bound to happen sooner or later to President Serious Face.
Look! He’s pressing that special button in his robot face that makes him hate white people!
Flash cards are a great way to memorize your times tables.
Christ, man, it’s just chocolate. It’s not like you’re picking which Afghan kids to bomb. That was the day before. [Flickr]
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In the first picture, is that the American Sign Language symbol for "Kenyan" or "Muslim?" That's great that they do this so that deaf people can hate the President, too.
Barb, I do believe both ASL words require the use of the middle finger…
Amurcan Sign Language
I thought the first picture was Obama confirming that he was "more" than half black, with the women behind him confirming his measure.
Who has two thumbs and is photobombing the most powerful man in the world? This gal!
Timely ID….are you going to change it to Margarita in May?
She's a Sign language Interpreter…
He was bragging about size and she was divulging preferences…
The lady sitting to his left was checking for herself, I notice.
Completely off topic, but is Wonkette still a war blog?
http://biggovernment.com/jpollak/2011/03/09/call-...
Eh, those two are too pathetic to worry about.
It's like tripping kids on their way to the short bus.
I guess this means I hate Trig.
Ooooooooooooo
"union thugs" … just like On the Waterfront. I'm thinking one of the olds is having flashbacks of a 1950's movie and thinks it's happening now.
Just go in there and downfist a few. For America and delicious chocolates.
I have done my downfisty patriotic duty. But the smell of Cheetohs and cum-filled socks was overwhelming. It smells like sadness.
Good christ, the commenters over there are amazing. What's their obsession with poop and fart jokes?
Never mind, answered my own question…
The shithead calling for "live ammunition": authentic America-hater, domestic terrorist, or just self-loathing closet-case?
"All of them, Katie"
Har. We speech-bullied with our effete liberal wit.
They were strangely drawn to us, aroused, yet repelled by our ability cause subject verb agreement; not willing to admit the hidden desire to suck our toes while we teach them the difference between their, there, and they're.
Barbara_i upfists the cabinet meeting… twice!
Choosing chocolate IS serious business.
I bet that white dude is hoping the Prez will pick either the one he dropped on the floor or the one he licked. He probably licked all of them (I would!).
They probably are all made with larks' vomit and random ones have a bolt which shoots through your cheeks.
She is spelling "applause" in sign language.
That sign says "APPLESAUCE."
Why does sign language even need a sign for applause?
Barry's flipping me the BIRD! Or it's the Hawaiian good luck sign.
"He’s pressing that special button in his robot face that makes him hate white people!"
He needs to press that shit alot more. He'd redeem himself to me if he falcon punched Steve KKKing.
Peter King, too.
Stephen King, Pete King, Larry King, Burger King … ALL OF THEM!
That first photo is Mr. Obama describing the time he met Clarence Thomas in the locker room.
and they were discussing pubic hair?
Nope. Coffee beans.
And oddly enough, cement.
I think she's doing that dance like Elaine from Seinfeld.
Notice how Obama isn't looking at the white chocolate?
No, but the white chocolate is looking at him from afar.
There are at least five Negruhs in that photo I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK
There are a lot of black people in the first picture, then the President posing with chocolate! What's going on in my America?
OOOOOOH by one post!
We should both be ashamed.
The bird is clearly a subliminal message to Sarah Palin.
He's being intense over the chocolate because he knows he's gonna have some 'splainin' to do when Michelle finds out. You think she bitched him out over the cancer sticks? Just wait.
I thought the first pic was the subliminal message to Sarah…something like – fuck with me and I'll give you the big black dick!
so " life is like a box of chocolates"?
sorry that was terrible
Boy howdy, he really caved on that whole wearing-a-flag-pin thing, didn't he?
That bald guy in pic #3 is named Aristotelis "Telly" Promptar. He is the one who the Wingnuts have been screaming about all these years.
Phot – Obama'd?
Man, cancer has exacted a heavier toll on Roger Ebert than I realized.
Life without cigarettes really sucks, doesn't it Barry?
That's where the chocolate comes in.
you can smoke chocolate?
Not anymore. Barry's FDA fucked that up when they outlawed flavored tobacco.
SkoalRebel is still fighting for us.
nah, he's just worried michelle's going to catch him at the candy counter.
He'll be okay just as long as he gets enough for everyone.
Why is that woman mocking the president in the first picture?
Look! He’s pressing that special button in his robot face that makes him hate white people!
And flipping them off at the same time! He's very talented.
the woman in the first picture is a sign language interpreter…
Sorry, but I still love me some Barry…
Nothing to apologize for!
"Look! He’s pressing that special button in his robot face that makes him hate white people!"
Hmmm, I thought that wsa more of a lever and was when he grabs his crotch and yanks up proudly.
Mmmm, delicious chocolates. Why does the rest of the world hate us for our snacking choices?
"I'm a doctor, not an airport ramp worker!"
Isn't sign language redundent when there's already a teleprompter in the room?
The more important question is where actually any deaf people at the meeting and was the interpreter actually needed?
Of course not. This is just more wasteful government spending on special programs for invisible constituents. You should have bought GOLD!
"you must be at least this big to handle this job"
1st photo: Prez illustrates the size of his wang. Translator doesn't buy it.
Or celebrates it.
You win.
Alternate interpretation:
President: And it's THIS BIG! Swear to God!
Person in background: He's not kidding! It really is! All RIGHT!!
Third photo – Obama practicing with cue cards in case they take his teleprompter away.
one
I kid you not, it was this big.
two
…awww, geez, another fucking apology from Boner. What is it this time?
three
Barry, I TOLD him to send an email and he was all, "What's email? Hennnnnnngh?"
four
Can't do the cancer sticks. And reefer is out until at least November, 2012. I'll grab a pound of this and open one of those Barossa Valley Black Pepper Shiraz's that the Aussie sheila brought me. Fuck everything.
"Who has two thumbs and would've dressed up more if she'd know she was getting her picture taken? This gal!"
I still love Barry and maintain the faith.
I'm wit you, kid.
In the first pic, the translator is saying, "Yeah, it's that big. I gave it two thumbs up.
I love how the woman in the gray suit in the first photo is looking down, to see with her own eyes if our President really is that size…
And look how worried the other guy looks.
The man…
…the legend
Did he forget how to smile or sumthin'?
That chick in the center in the first pic looks like Jeanne Tripplehorn from Big Love explaining why Mormon Polygamism is a cut above Scientology.
Ol' gray pantsuit sitting to the president's left seems to be noticing something rather captivating in POTUS's lap…..
IT'S TWUE!
Where's the obsequious squirrel?
See now white folks hold out their hands like this! But black folks hold out their hands like this!
I didn't think the Wisconsin Mob allowed pictures of Mawzluns, Kenyan, Marxist, Leninist, Socialist, Hawaiian, Not really and American, No birf certificate people to be photographed.
lol
aww it should have been Sara Benincasa who got to do the photo-bomb….
http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/obama-biden-pho...
There was always this one from Sept., '08
America says: "Two thumbs up! (Three, if they fit.)
He would look more Presidential in a fucking speedo than Dubya did in a Tux. I still have high hopes for Barry.
"He would look more Presidential in a fucking speedo"
:fap:??
Never swung that way, but he would be the first if I did. He is quite the charismatic, intelligent and athletic specimen, all factors that drive the Right over the bend, since those adjectives describe NONE of them. Plus, they know in their white little heart of hearts he has an enormous penis, and they, of course, do not.
Re: the afghan kid comment
Snap!
Don't they have Chocolate Buying Drones for that?
Hey now! Those chocolates are for Michelle and choosing the right chocolates is very important if the President wants to get laid.
Sure, you say it like it's funny, but Presidents who don't get laid regularly tend to get cranky, and start wars.
/ominous voice-over/
THIS IS YOUR BODY
I
THIS IS YOUR BODY ON CHOCOLATE
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ANY QUESTIONS???
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