• May 26, 2012

David Broder Dead

by Jack Stuef  

David S. Broder, 81, a Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist for The Washington Post and one of the most respected writers on national politics for four decades, died Wednesday in Arlington of complications from diabetes.

Mr. Broder was often called the dean of the Washington press corps — a nickname he earned in his late 30s in part for the clarity of his political analysis and the influence he wielded as a perceptive thinker on political trends in his books, articles and television appearances.

What can you say about a man like David Broder? He was, uh, around. Till the end! Yeah. RIP. [WP]

{ 119 comments }

Barbara_i March 9, 2011 at 1:37 pm

RIP. He was a great writer, though I disagreed with his piece on Palin being "Pitch perfect" last year.

__kth__ March 9, 2011 at 1:37 pm

It's his rip day, so I'll lay off the direct snark, but this should be a total Ozymandias moment for about a hundred middle-aged purveyors of tiresome conventional wisdom lining up to fill his shoes.

GuyClinch March 9, 2011 at 1:40 pm

Diabetes? Shoulda had his passport renewed. Too soon?

Bonzos_Bed_Time March 9, 2011 at 2:34 pm

No, not if you include dentists per capita.

SheriffRoscoe March 9, 2011 at 1:40 pm

He and Tim Russert are probably at that great "round table" in the sky right now, pointing and laughing at the tea party, and David Gregory.

mrblifil March 9, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Ha the reality is even better, that they are simply mouldering into dust, forgotten and unloved.

ifthethunderdontgetya March 9, 2011 at 2:03 pm

He's probably already down in Hell's green room, fellating Reagan's burning corpse.
~

horsedreamer_1 March 9, 2011 at 2:23 pm

Broder would object that the Tea Party has some good ideas.

Russert is trying to get his questions about the Birth Certificate — "it's an issue of vital importance!" — to Gov. Abercrombie.

They are laughing, though, at somebody: Luke Russert. Even they can't stand that smug bitch.

Native_of_SL_UT March 9, 2011 at 2:46 pm

And Molly Ivans is having a grand time mocking them both.

MozakiBlocks March 9, 2011 at 3:53 pm

This image warms the cockles of my heart.

lingin March 10, 2011 at 11:51 am

Fuck, I wish they done that while they were alive. Then I might have mourned them when they passed.

As for Broder, well I hold to the saying that if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all.

(Mouth shut).

Grief_Lessons March 9, 2011 at 1:40 pm

Can you imagine living in a time when clarity of analysis led to influence?

fuflans March 9, 2011 at 10:07 pm

oh if i could upfist you more…

ManchuCandidate March 9, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Considering what that 40+ years of "clarity" led to. No.

SayItWithWookies March 9, 2011 at 1:42 pm

That's a Lenten all-in if ever I saw one.

harry_palmer March 9, 2011 at 1:45 pm

The 3 people still reading his column are going to miss him.

undeterredbyreality March 9, 2011 at 1:46 pm

There was a time–late 60's? mid 70's?–that I read Broder pretty regularly. Found him to be even-handed and thoughtful, if I remember rightly. "Thoughtful." "Even-handed." Don't hear that much these days. RIP, David. Say hi to Walter and the rest for me. Your kind is an endangered species and there aren't many left (if any).

KenLayIsAlive March 9, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Should have been David Brooks.

SheriffRoscoe March 9, 2011 at 2:04 pm

But if David Brooks died, who'd weakly attempt to indict the crazy elements of modern conservatism?

KenLayIsAlive March 9, 2011 at 2:13 pm

To weakly indict them seems a little too extreme for me. I think we should stick with the plan of cowering in fear and shunning people who dare to question their motives in the hopes they'll leave us alone eventually.

nounverb911 March 9, 2011 at 3:01 pm

Alphabetically he's next.

XOhioan March 10, 2011 at 12:36 am

No, he's MINE.

mrblifil March 9, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Fortunately the WaPo will be able to recycle all his old columns like so many panels of The Lockharts. They never depended on historical context in the first place, and filling column space takes time and money. Plus security no longer has to worry about the old goat trying to fist the interns in the supply closet.

LionelHutzEsq March 9, 2011 at 1:49 pm

That does make it official, doesn't it? The Washington Post has no reason to exist anymore.

SheriffRoscoe March 9, 2011 at 1:51 pm

They are "through."

SheriffRoscoe March 9, 2011 at 1:49 pm

David Broder. You weren't half as awful as Novak.

How's that for a eulogy?

doxastic March 9, 2011 at 3:17 pm

It's much better when Death actually stalks the halls of the WaPo opinion department, instead of just feeding the columnists talking points.

problemwithcaring March 10, 2011 at 1:00 am

I shouldn't be laughing so hard at this. At all.

lingin March 10, 2011 at 11:57 am

Stole this from you and put it on my FB page (with a h/t).

GregComlish March 9, 2011 at 1:50 pm

Both the Left and the Right must find solace in this difficult hour.

V572625694 March 9, 2011 at 1:55 pm

Couldn't he find some sensible middle-ground between life and death?

andrewdrinker March 9, 2011 at 2:26 pm

Isn't that what the last 40 years were for him?

horsedreamer_1 March 9, 2011 at 2:26 pm

Limbo!

GuanoFaucet March 9, 2011 at 2:27 pm

Like being a ghost?

LionelHutzEsq March 9, 2011 at 2:33 pm

You mean appear on Face the Nation?

Gorillionaire March 9, 2011 at 2:45 pm

A+

TheSheriffsNear March 9, 2011 at 11:08 pm

Undeath.

Zombie Broder!

Negropolis March 10, 2011 at 1:24 am

Damnit. Beat me to it.

Negropolis March 10, 2011 at 1:24 am

Surely, he will haunt us in ghost form. Not quite alive, but not quite dead. Ooo! Zombie Broder will be even better.

Sophist[ArsPunetica] March 9, 2011 at 1:57 pm

David Broder was a bipedal primate who lived for a period and then died. He will be missed by all except those who will not miss him or do not know who he is. Of all the reporters who have ever worked in Washington, he was one of them. Requiescat in pace.

Negropolis March 10, 2011 at 1:26 am

WIN(ing!)

Mumbletypeg March 9, 2011 at 1:58 pm

Awaiting Palin's highly-sought opinion about this latest newspaper non-scandal in 3…2…never.

BaldarTFlagass March 9, 2011 at 5:57 pm

Q: What paper did David Brooks' column appear?
Sarah: All of them!!!

trampndirtdown March 9, 2011 at 8:59 pm

He writes for the Wasilla Bee smartypants I see his column there every third sunday.

V572625694 March 9, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Too extreme. He had to be a Buick or Dodge driver

Progressiveinga March 9, 2011 at 2:10 pm

I'm thinking 1981 Ford Fairmont sedan. They should bury him in that thing.

horsedreamer_1 March 9, 2011 at 2:26 pm
Rotundo_ March 9, 2011 at 5:35 pm

Especially the Fairmont that had the 2 liter four cylinder with automatic transmission. Much like mister Broder, incapable of getting out of its own way.

RedneckMuslin March 9, 2011 at 2:01 pm

I think he was askin' for it.

badseeds March 9, 2011 at 2:01 pm

Well, it wasn't his house anyway.

ph7 March 9, 2011 at 2:02 pm

As of post time, St. Peter and Satan were unavailable for comment.

harry_palmer March 9, 2011 at 2:02 pm

Given what the state of American journalism has become, he should have felt insulted to be called the Dean of it. And said so.

johnnymeatworth March 9, 2011 at 2:08 pm

He and Hunter Thompson were friendly during the 1972 campaign. Hopefully they're decrying that very state of affairs right now and plotting revenge.

CapeClod March 9, 2011 at 2:43 pm

The title of "Dean" dies with him. The elder statesman of American journalism will now be refered to as "Principle Clown."

horsedreamer_1 March 9, 2011 at 3:32 pm

Wrong! It's Brit Hume.

Now, it won't be just Megyn Kelly essing Brit's dee.

SorosBot March 9, 2011 at 2:05 pm

Now that has Broder has passed, the Post should try and bring some vibrant, youthful energy to its' editorial page by bringing in someone in their mid-sixties. Must be a white guy, enjoy blowing up brown people.

CliveWarren March 9, 2011 at 2:11 pm

Someone who is 69 years old, will not seek re-election in 2012 and wants to invade Libya? Someone like that?

SorosBot March 9, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Yes, and it can be someone who calls himself a Democrat but is constantly attacking the Democratic Party and its leadership; that person would fit right in.

the_onceler March 9, 2011 at 11:16 pm

paging Mickey Kaus.

Jukesgrrl March 9, 2011 at 4:12 pm

And someone whose wife wants us all to take drugs … and that would be name-brand drugs advertised on TV, not those cheap generics, or worse yet the ones cooked up in the house down the street from me.

Lost_Teabaggers March 9, 2011 at 3:45 pm

Oh you guys….Lieberman won't go to Wapo unless he can be on teevee…his boring, Muslin hating ramblings can only achieve full effect on teevee, especially when your remote battery dies and you're too lazy to put your double down, or baconator or stuffed cheeseburger and waddle your ass over and change the channel…maybe that's why they invented the scooter? So old lazy and obese white people can literally move around all day without having to NOT be eating a double down without fear of dropping it?

Rotundo_ March 9, 2011 at 5:41 pm

Lord, he could do the sunday pundit shows and do the droopy dawg act weekly just like now. Wapo could get Kristol-Lite and everyone would be happy forever after…

petehammer March 9, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Broder? I hardly know her.

hagajim March 9, 2011 at 2:08 pm

Does his dying on ass (whoops Ash) Wednesday mean something? Actually I thought he had been dead for at least a decade.

mrblifil March 9, 2011 at 2:23 pm

Yeah it means that if you stumble in an alley and smear shit on your forehead, people will assume you are observing a solemn memorial rite.

Extemporanus March 9, 2011 at 2:08 pm

Perhaps now purgatory will at long last return to the high level of bipartisanship it so admirably displayed in David Broder's youth.

horsedreamer_1 March 9, 2011 at 2:22 pm

Some say Broder's life function expired. Others say he's taking a nap.

Jukesgrrl March 9, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Others say those are indistinguishable from his appearances on CNN.

OvertonWindolt March 9, 2011 at 2:26 pm

This now means that Richard Cohen is the dean of the Washington Press Corp, so this is indeed sad news.

CookieGuggleman March 9, 2011 at 3:16 pm

But good news for comedy, because Richard Cohen knows funny!

horsedreamer_1 March 9, 2011 at 3:34 pm

He's the Roger Dudek of the District.

SexySmurf March 9, 2011 at 2:28 pm

That's blood libel!!!!!

horsedreamer_1 March 9, 2011 at 2:28 pm

Who will enable the GOP Freshmen?

This is like when Tony Montana died at the end of Scarface. False equivalence is their cocaine, & Broder was their pusher.

Oblios_Cap March 9, 2011 at 2:30 pm

Broder has gone to that Great Matlock Set in the sky; no one will be capable of filling his soggy Depends in our lifetime.

nedbeaumontjr March 9, 2011 at 2:34 pm

David Broder Dead

How can they tell?

ttommyunger March 9, 2011 at 2:48 pm

Beat me to it!

nedbeaumontjr March 9, 2011 at 3:00 pm

It was just lying on the ground, sparkling in the sunlight, so I picked it up.

ttommyunger March 9, 2011 at 3:04 pm

And you were quicker than me, my friend.

mereoblivion March 9, 2011 at 2:38 pm

To paraphrase Michael Steele: Broder still here.
Except he isn't, so fuck the whole idea.

chascates March 9, 2011 at 2:38 pm

It was Palin saying 'WaPo, you're through' that did him in.

Lost_Teabaggers March 9, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Haha…yes, Broder died in response for fear of the facebewk snowcunt's snowbilly rage, good point. I'll wager Glenn Beck will has a conspiracy all loaded up on his poop deck blaming Obama, Soros and Van Jones for the whole episode in 5…4….3…2…1….

Doktor[Redacted] March 10, 2011 at 2:39 am

Once again, we see the Far Left blaming Palin….

Gorillionaire March 9, 2011 at 2:48 pm

Will wear my trousers with the belt line just below the nipples in his honor today.

ttommyunger March 9, 2011 at 2:49 pm

One less ponderous self-important white guy knowitall.

hagajim March 9, 2011 at 5:19 pm

We can hope George Will joins him soon.

ttommyunger March 9, 2011 at 6:14 pm

Don't get me started on the chinless wonder.

SorosBot March 9, 2011 at 2:52 pm

Broder is born, Broder dies; how'd you explain that?

DangerHelvetica March 9, 2011 at 2:54 pm

In conclusion, David Broder is a land of contrast. Thank you.

user-of-owls March 9, 2011 at 2:59 pm

As they say in the newspaper business, only the good die young.

MinAgain March 9, 2011 at 3:01 pm

I hope he turns up at Fox as a poltergeist.

doxastic March 9, 2011 at 3:11 pm

On the one hand, David Broder shares in the basic decency of all human life and it is right to mourn him. On the other, he committed high crimes of journalism. In tribute to David Broder, we should solve this conundrum by all just agreeing with whatever powerful people think of this.

Lost_Teabaggers March 9, 2011 at 3:13 pm

Hmm…well, honestly I'm not all that familiar with David Broder other than the man must be a fucking legend to our reporters/corporate representatives or something. Hey, at least you guys can keep kicking Dickie Cohen around, right? That's something…

Yes, I know…you might be thinking "Damnit Teabaggers how can't you be familiar with David Broder?" and my answer is well first, I'm a teabagger and we're not well known for a grasp of history, or reality, or self awareness (judging by the NPR "scandol")…also, David Broder's period as resident genius (or something) was JUST A BIT before my time….still, from what he stood for (which was good reporting?) I'm guessing it's a much bigger loss to journalism than Dickie Cohen would be?

hagajim March 9, 2011 at 5:20 pm

You're no teabagger…you can spell! Mostly.

GOPCrusher March 9, 2011 at 3:14 pm

In 17 hours we can look forward to Sarah Palin tweet about how David Broder was her favorite game show host.

horsedreamer_1 March 9, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Now you have me imagining the Palin Family on the "Dysfuctional Family Feud" on Howard Stern's programme. I don't know if it would be funnier to pit them against the Penthouse Pets or Wack Pack, though.

KenLayIsAlive March 9, 2011 at 3:44 pm

If you do the Wack Pack, Trig could play on both teams.

walstib March 9, 2011 at 3:26 pm

Is it a fortnight or what before I can do the whole spitting thing?

GodShammgod March 9, 2011 at 3:29 pm

If a David Broder dies in Arlington, will anyone notice?

Jukesgrrl March 9, 2011 at 4:14 pm

These days, to move to the middle he'd have to go left. Far left.

LetUsBray March 9, 2011 at 4:19 pm

First Phil Collins retires and then the man who is to punditry what Phil Collins is to music passes on. Should whoever's drawing "Blondie" these days be worried?

carlgt1 March 9, 2011 at 4:56 pm

But at least Phil in his younger days had moments of being a kick-ass drummer and prog rock legend. Broder was plain white bread all the way wasn't he; with his wimpy "bipartisanship" that made it so he couldn't get tough on Nixon & Reagan & Bush etc.

PublicLuxury March 9, 2011 at 4:22 pm

My condolences to the family

LesBontemps March 9, 2011 at 4:34 pm

In which case you bro'ed her, bro.

carlgt1 March 9, 2011 at 4:53 pm

none of these guys e.g. Broder & Russert et al ever pointed out that Emperor Teabag has no clothes; so should we really care? They always found some bogus "middle" ground as if you have to lend an ear to the most insane jerkoffs this country has produced. I mean they would never in a million years have a Walter Cronkite moment where he finally is fed up with the Vietnam War fiasco etc.

Buzz Feedback March 9, 2011 at 5:11 pm

This is good news for John McCain.

LetUsBray March 9, 2011 at 5:59 pm

Still, let's not forget that the real victim here is Sarah Palin.

Rotundo_ March 9, 2011 at 6:12 pm

So I wonder who Bradlee is going to bring on board? No doubt some winger to add "balance", but most of the yappy ones are running for, or pretending to run for president. Giuliani maybe?

KenLayIsAlive March 9, 2011 at 6:32 pm

That sounds about right. Replace the consummate moderate with a raving extremist for "balance". We are fucked.

Barrelhse March 10, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Bris?

Cat_Damon March 9, 2011 at 6:28 pm

Diabeetus kills? Wilford Brimley better watch out!

tcaalaw March 9, 2011 at 7:11 pm

Of course this happens right after I gave up pissing on graves for Lent.

MiniMencken March 9, 2011 at 7:19 pm

Previously, this has only happened to other people.

Veritas78 March 9, 2011 at 8:33 pm

I demand a death certificate. Right now.

Okay, so there is not a chance in hell that some Wonketteer did not beat me to this demand in the slew of shit I didn't read above, so let me add my lame voice in all caps: AMERICA DEMANDS A DEATH CERTIFICATE. PROVE THAT DAVID BRODER IS DEAD. WE ARE NOT GOING TO GO APE-SHIT BONG PARTYING FUCKDAPOLICE UNTIL WE HAVE SEEN THE DEATH CERTIFICATE!!!

Then, I want police dogs to sniff his rotting corpse. Then, I want some pundit to compare his rotting corpse with democracy. Then, i want an interview with the maggot who is eating out his left eye as we speak. David Broder is dead? This is the best that 2011 has to offer so far? Sux!!

BarackMyWorld March 9, 2011 at 10:52 pm

I can respect someone who did his job dutifully to the very end, but I strongly disagree with the "consensus for its own sake" mentality he perpetuated.

horsedreamer_1 March 9, 2011 at 10:59 pm

Hell, for the DC interests — cough, Joe Klein, cough — this is worse than what happened to Gabrielle Giffords, Taylor Green, the Judge, & all the rest.

Negropolis March 9, 2011 at 11:27 pm

And, my poor fool is hanged…

I'm going to miss America's Favorite/Most Notable Tortoise. Who will ever be able to wear a bow tie like him? No one, that's who. He makes Tucker look like a little bitch.

portermelmoth March 10, 2011 at 1:37 am

Who then, shall we get to take up the great Broderian mantle?

Well, how about that soon-to-be NPR orphan, Mara Liarsson? She's smart, sexy, savvy, wears turtlenecks, and makes pop-eyed grimaces on Fox 'n Friends. Plus, she has an attention-getting speaking style that suggests she's masticating her own vomit.

Doktor[Redacted] March 10, 2011 at 2:43 am

Molly Ivins once said she liked to know that she was getting a reaction, at least. After all, she pointed out, no one ever says, Man, today's David Broder column really has me steamed.

Barrelhse March 10, 2011 at 4:42 pm

Dead? Who knew.

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