Just don't hurt their feelings by calling them racist, mmkay?The swirling toilet of American Public Life gained another floater this morning as NPR announced the immediate resignation of CEO Vivian Schiller — no relation to NPR executive Ron Schiller, who was secretly videotaped giving an accurate description of the Tea Party people and already left NPR. Again, this is because Ron Schiller said the Tea Party people are scary racists. (Tea Party people are scary racists.) If you’re getting a Shirley Sherrod deja vu thing about now, prepare to have this feeling every couple of weeks for the rest of your life (or, until you leave this dumb country forever), because this is America in 2011: a crumbling nation of fat slobs who ignore their kleptocrat kings and instead point their corn-dog fingers at Scary Mooslims and the “Kenyan president” and then get their little racist feelings hurt when anybody says, “Hey, look at those racist clowns.”

Stop calling them racist! That's a liberal thing, to call them that!NPR is a dull yuppie news network primarily funded by the industrial food and chemical conglomerates that keep the Tea Party people so plump and diabetic, so of course NPR is catering not to its listeners (liberal yuppies who ignore the Archer Daniels Midland sponsorship messages that bookend basically every NPR program) in this situation, but to Tea Party people and their cynical performers in the House of Representatives. Tea Party people don’t listen to NPR news, obviously.

If you don't stop calling Teabaggers racist, you'll be fired from your liberal job!Let us once again consider the quote from the NPR exec — Ron Schiller, not the Vivian Schiller CEO person who has now also resigned — and see why a liberal news-radio executive should not say such things:

At one point, he said Tea Partiers were “xenophobic, I mean basically they are; they believe in sort of white, middle-America gun-toting. I mean, it’s scary. They’re seriously racist, racist people.”

Hmm, well that’s completely true, so obviously someone who works for the political opposite should never say such a thing, especially in supposed private conversation.

Okay you guys if you don't stop calling the teabaggers racist RIGHT NOW then it will be time to impeach Obama, for being black.And this has been another chapter of American Liberals. Whether it’s Barack Obama or the head of NPR, an American Liberal can always be counted on to immediately freak out when somebody says something undeniably true that also sounds vaguely liberal. And then, the American Liberal can go back to the real priority, which is fellating corporate sponsors and hiring enough conservatives to provide the required 60%-right/40%-moderate “balance” and encouraging sound Democrat principles such as extending the Bush tax cuts and continuing endless failed wars against Muslims everywhere because that’s Good For America. [MSNBC/NPR]

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  • Barbara_i

    Obama, if loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be white.

    • BarackMyWorld

      Ma'am, I have it on good authority that the only racism left in America is reverse-racism youbetcha donchaknow.

      • V572625694

        Colin Powell, Barack Obama, racism over. What part don't you get? Just like Benazir Bhutto ended discrimination against women in Pakistan, which now it looks like a giant Lilith Fair from Lahore to Karachi.

  • mereoblivion

    At least NPR's finally gettin' with the pogrom.

  • BarackMyWorld

    To be fair, I'm sure there are probably 5 or 6 Teabaggers who aren't racist (somewhere).

    • Texan_Bulldog

      No, there aren't…sorry to disillusion you.

    • widestanceroman

      Those are called, 'fetuses.'

    • JoeBiteme

      The 5 or 6 black people they've conned into the (bowel) "movement" don't really count…

    • Urban_Achiever

      Some of my best friends are Teabaggers…..oh wait

  • baconzgood

    Screw NPR. They guilted me out of two-hundred smackers one pleadge drive then turned around the next week and replaced Ken Nordine's Word Jazz with Sounds of India. And don't get me started on those Splendid Table recipes.

  • Buzz Feedback

    "Ask Dr. Science" = Tea Party Einstein

  • SorosBot

    And O'Keefe orgasms as he makes another person lose their job. These evil, racist people just love causing actual suffering. Oh, thanks a lot to the judge who gave this creep probation for his little break-in of Sen. Landrieu's office! One of these days one of stunts should lead to him finally going to jail where he belongs.

  • mumbly_joe

    Ken, your ranting is in rare form today. Bravo.

    • JadedDissonance

      I particularly enjoyed the alt-text subtext.

  • freakishlywrong

    Has Ginny Thomas called NPR and demanded an apology yet?

    • Not_So_Much

      Naw, too busy tending to Clarence's velvet-covered marble needs.

    • Well, it isn't 7:00 AM on a Saturday, so her bender hasn't begun yet.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Can I still listen to Click and Clack?

    • genxr

      They have a deep-seated hatred of American cars. I once heard them recommend that a lady in Vermont by a socialist Volvo!

      • DustBowlBlues

        No, no, no. You're confused, yet again. Buying American cars made by UAW members is the pinko thing to do. If you love America, you'll buy foreign cars.

        Anyone remember when the sister–Lindsay– on Arrested Development made a copy of her new Volvo on the copier at the office party and showed it to Michael and he said, "This isn't a VolVO."

        Best comedy show ever.

    • If you dare!

      The Outhouse Underground reports that the Teabagger Secret Police, James O'Keefe and hiz 3 closest dweebs, are tapping the Tappet Bros. Can't you hear how noisy those lifters are with all that tea on the camshaft lobes?

    • WhatTheHeck

      Sure. But it will now be called “Click n’ Clack, the Koch Brothers.”

      • BaldarTFlagass

        With a new law firm representing them? "Dewey, Fuckem, and Howe?"

    • MistaEko

      Thankfully, yes. O'Keefe tried to get them to say something incriminating but all they did was laugh uncontrollably.

  • GuyClinch

    All Things Ill-Considered. Well, there's always Pacifica… or is there? (just checked–still broadcasting in DC)

    I'm glad we don't live in Japan (or am I?) because all the dishonor suicides by NPR execs would be filling NY Ave with blood by now.

    • mavenmaven

      Much better music though

    • mavenmaven

      Much better music in Japan though

      • jus_wonderin

        In standard gravity that music would have to be clips, for the jumpers. What music does one pick for such an event?

    • bureaucrap

      NPR can avoid the ritual suicide route by immediately selling itself to Fox News. That way it can continue to exist and still be "fair and balanced."

      • GuyClinch

        Hearing “From NPR News, this is Steve Doocy” at the top of the hour just sounds wrong, so very wrong.

      • I was going to make a Rick Sanchez joke but then realized I made the exact same joke yesterday.

    • MsQuasimodo

      Methinks if Wall Street et alia occurred in Japan, there would have been many dishonor suicides. The Japanese at least have some sense of morals, and personal responsibility, although suicide, however ritualistically accomplished, isn't necessarily the best response.

  • Gopherit

    "The swirling toilet of American Public Life gained another floater this morning as NPR announced the immediate resignation of CEO Vivian Schiller." Congratulations, Ken. Like Tom Lehrer before you, you have reached the point where your Muse is no longer affected by inhibiting factors such as taste. That is meant in a good way.

    • JadedDissonance

      every time I read Swirling Toilet, I make Swirling and Toilet rhyme.

  • LabRodent

    They don't hate us they just hate our unforgivable blackness.

  • OkieDokieDog

    Teabaggies are racist homophobic misogynistic rat fuckers. And I will NOT apologize!

    • x111e7thst

      HEY! Rat fuckers have feelings too and you are hurting them.

    • fuflans

      FAT racist homophobic, etc.

      don't forget fat.

  • Allmighty_Manos

    I love how the right has made Tea Party to be something akin to an oppressed minority group. Like the NPR exec was talking about Native Americans.

  • gef05

    To paraphrase Python:

    May I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no bigotry in the Tea Party. Absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit…

  • PopeyesPipe

    Why in the fuck are people still listening to serial liar O'Keefe and his goon squad of ca-ca sniffing weirdos?

    Also, what exactly is the wingnuts' problem with NPR? They don't like bland middle of the road reportage? Dislike gravy voiced Minnesotans? What? What is it?

    • BaldarTFlagass

      The international music segment that plays at the end of The World every day scares the shit out of them.

      • V572625694

        They should understand, as every show on NPR has apparently learned, that a music segment at the end of the hour lets you play exactly the length of clips of tunes needed to round out the hour.

    • bureaucrap

      The wingnuts feel that NPR is too niche-oriented, serving primarily the "truth-based community" (whose numbers are small and dwindling).

      • GayInMaine

        So — reality. They just don't like or believe in reality.

        Oh, and anyone having an opinion that isn't what they are told theirs are. They don't like that much either.

    • We need those frequencies for more Christian broadcasting!

    • GOPCrusher

      NPR won't go 24/7 Rush Limbaugh.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    We are all the sons and daughters of Weirdly Gruesome.

  • The_Great_Gazoo

    NPR just needs to do more stories about xenophobic, white middle-America, gun-toting scary racist people who are also transgender.

    • Weenus299

      The warm and fuzzy side.

    • GregComlish

      Were you referring to Pam Geller? Because she's already been profiled.

  • Not_So_Much

    This is good news for Click & Clack, the Car Talk Guys. Wait, what?

  • HempDogbane

    David Brooks will explain it all on Friday afternoon.

    • How dare you LIEbrals have on a conservative that doesn't make you froth from the mouth with RAGE?!

  • Mumbletypeg

    This was not what I had hoped would be the fruits of our collective liburrral novelty-gene labors..

    • Radiotherapy

      peg, that is the best link ever, a little red dot, subtle but when clicked....pow, you are taken to another place, a memory really, multidimensional, jazzy, sophisticated, oh so sophisticated.

      • Mumbletypeg

        Wow, waxing poetical today! That happens to me too when I'm caught in the draft between mardi gras and St. Paddys… Alas, the u-tubes are blocked here at work so this red-dot relay will have to continue when I'm home & can view your link unimpeded.
        Also, happy Ass Wednesday to you as well.


    oh, and TEABAGGERSARERACISTS, too, also

    • superdave

      Dude! We need to Google-bomb tea party so that the top hit is a Klan page or something.

    • JadedDissonance

      I'm starting a tumblr: where I hope to curate only the finest examples of artisinal teabaggery racism.

  • LesBontemps

    Next on NPR: Terry Gross interviews blows James O'Keefe.

    • Really? She demurred when Gene Simmons asked.

      • LesBontemps

        Yeah, but now it's a mandate from National.

    • DashboardBuddha

      That's Gross.

    • SorosBot

      Will he trap her on his rape boat?

    • PubOption

      Perhaps Diane Rehm should do it, especially if her jaw trembles like her voice!

  • genxr

    You want irony? If Republicans cut public broadcasting, the deeply conservative rural radio stations would be the first to go…

    • Um…that's not ironic, that's the plan. NPR is the last "opposition" voice in most of these areas. And by opposition, I mean opposed to the batshit insane, vile, lie-filled, right-wing talk radio that otherwise is the only source of news and/or entertainment in these areas.

    • GOPCrusher

      And irony is lost on these wingnuts. Otherwise they wouldn't say stupid shit like "Calling someone a racist, is racist.".

  • Pithaughn

    News Flash: NPR rejects funding contribution from Fascist Oligarchical Overlords Inc. NPR's new director of media, Amy Goodman, said that it goes against the very fabric of excellent journalism to accept money from despots that seek only to enrich the rich no matter the long term societal or environmental costs.

  • edgydrifter

    Teabaggers aren't racist. They just believe in preserving (wink) America's traditional (wink) cultural (wink) heritage (wink wink wink).

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Terminal case of blepharospasm going on there.

      • jqheywood

        Excellent word, Sir. You are on a roll today.

        • BaldarTFlagass

          Yeah, I'm on fire. Unfortunately, we've got a conference going on here in town and although I was able to skip out and hang at the office this morning, I've got to spend the afternoon attending such compelling training seminars as "Hexavalent Chromium: A New Jersey Regulator's Perspective," "1,4-Dioxane Biodegradation," and "Studies of Chlordane Availability and Volatility in Air Force Soils and Facilities." I'm not making that up.

          • ShaveTheWhales


            Makes you want to go on a pick-a-nick, no?

  • Who is paying O’Keefe to do this crap? I’d gladly take up sabotaging right wing reputations but I got house payments to make.

    • Texan_Bulldog

      Isn't it Riley-molesting Andrew Breitbart?

      • I thought that was ended with O'keefe's brush with the law.

  • The only possible quibble I have is with the required 60%-right/40%-moderate “balance”

    I would suggest a 60% Freikorps/40% conservative balance.

  • jus_wonderin

    I love my NPR. It probably is best that we move away from any public funding. Then I can just flip my finger at the naysayers and shout a heartfelt fuck you.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Clear Channel will probably buy them out when they lose their public funding. "Today on Fresh Air, Sean Hannity will fellate Bill Kristol." Gross.

      • jus_wonderin

        Oh, my eyes!! Well, I do think that NPR/PBS will survive but some smaller outlets will go away.

        I am continually amazed at the ratio of supporters to listerners/viewers. It's like 40 to 1. Who out there is the monkey on my back/contribution???

      • Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

  • Chillwaver

    There is no such thing as "Liberal Media" in this country, just Right Wing Propaganda and Bullied Media.

    • GOPCrusher

      Media in this country stopped reporting the truth shortly after Watergate.

  • OzoneTom

    What happened to all of the news stories where that Reagan Republican who worked in the GW Bush Administration to destroy the economy was saying all of the same things a few days ago?

  • hagajim

    60%-right/40%-moderate “balance”

    What is this balance thing? I watch Faux and I thought it was supposed to be 100% asshole.

  • Hypothetical:

    Would giving James O'Keefe an anal waterboarding be considered:
    1. Torture under the Geneva rules
    2. Public works – a basic sanitation service
    3. Other, if so please explain

    • 3. Other–Lice and vermin eradication

    • GeneralLerong

      Maybe if he got the Bradley Manning Treatment it would be #1?

    • V572625694

      3. A service to humanity.

  • Gopherit

    It is surreal to have the teabaggers essentially appeal to political correctness in their own defense….and have it work. They might have found the liberal kryptonite.

  • harry_palmer

    "NPR is a dull yuppie news network primarily funded by the industrial food and chemical conglomerates that keep the Tea Party people so plump and diabetic."

    Nail, meet the ban hammer.

    Feeding their listeners empty news calories to keep from offending the corporate rulers of the US of A.

  • undeterredbyreality

    I was going to suggest we send someone out to punk the Teabaggers–you know, catch them saying offensive, bigoted and embarrassing and/or factually untrue things–then I realized that we already do. It's called the daily news, but nobody seems to give a shit.

    • LesBontemps

      "undeterred by reality" pretty much sums it up, dunnit?

    • MarshallBanana

      If somebody on the Right says something like that, it's "a single wacko" and "not indicative of Republicans/conservatives/teabaggers as a whole". Whereas if somebody on the Left says something it's "proof of a deep-seated liberal elitist indoctrinated lamestream media plot". These are The Rules.

    • snoopyfan2010

      Because deep down inside they really agree with them. Not objecting is the same as agreeing.

    • tucsonyaqui

      A caller to C-Span after the Tucson Gabby Giffords shooting: "If she voted against the bailout she'd have nothing to worry about".

    • GOPCrusher

      Either they don't give a shit or the daily news doesn't do a good enough job keeping this bullshit in the audience's faces.
      Lets see an in-depth investigative report on the money trail that funds the Tea Bagger Movement on 60 Minutes, Dateline, etc.
      Let the American public really see just how grassrootsy these wingnuts really are.

  • NPR is getting close to streamlining the entire process but there is still some distance to cover to get it exactly right.

    The in a perfect teabag world someone-Brietbart, Limbaugh, FuckYourMother, whoever they want–would announce that O'Keefe or some other scum is about to run an "undercover" operation against them. The next day there would be an Executive Order defunding the organization.

    Simple and easy, cuts out the unnecessary steps, gets to the inevitable conclusion right away.

  • Don't. They don't need your money anyway — they've got AMD and Dow Chemical and every other evil poison maker writing gazillion dollar checks.

    If you want to donate, donate to Pacifica. NPR and PBS live off the corporate teat and Ford Foundation grants.

    • V572625694

      Ha ha, we had a local NPR station director say, and I'm not kidding, "just because listeners give money doesn't mean they have a say in programming."

      And don't forget Joan Kroc — she gave them $200M, I believe. Raises for all, particularly the Kitchen Sisters!

  • GuanoFaucet

    The teabaggers don't hate brown and black people, they just seem to feel better when they're not around.

    • Gleem_McShineys

      My favoritest line evar! Platinum fistification commencing!

  • Redhead

    Well, Sarah Palin doesn't like it when people point out that she's retarded either. The Republicans lie and make shit up so often they get offended when anyone speaks the truth.

    • SorosBot

      Fuck this media bullshit that treats "balance" and "civility" as more important than honesty. People should get condemned for telling the goddamned truth, no matter how inconvenient or rude.

      • comrad_darkness

        Civility only comes up when the discussion is of people hurting the fee fees of those on the right. Fox is 24/7 uncivil to the left.

        Civility has long been a bludgeon the right has been successfully using against the left. Which is why I I say fuck them and their willfully ignorant shilling for the rich plutocrats who are sucking the country dry. Fuck them.

  • MinAgain

    I love NPR, but they are a bunch of pansies.

  • Weenus299

    NPR has to hire that Michael Savage guy now, as the token teatard.

  • ChrisM2011

    “Ugh. Isn't it obvious at this point that the right is winning when it comes to controllin­g the message? You have Walker who was actually caught being a corporate stooge and all the media could do was shrug and say, "what's the big deal?"

    Maybe I should just be the homeless guy in "The Live" who decides to just give in to the aliens since it's obvious that they're always going to control things.

    Drifter: What's wrong with having it good for a change? Now they're gonna let us have it good if we just help 'em. They're gonna leave us alone, let us make some money. You can have a little taste of that good life too. Now, I know you want it. Hell, everybody does.

    Frank: You'd do it to your own kind.

    Drifter: What's the threat? We all sell out every day, might as well be on the winning team.”

    • BaldarTFlagass

      It's worked for me. So far, anyway. Here in the belly of the beast.

  • prommie

    Where's my Happy Helmet? I need a happy helmet. Then I can sing the Happy Happy Joy Joy song, with my old Pal Stinky Whizzleteeth.

    • jus_wonderin

      Alcohol is involved, right?

  • DaRooster

    I guess they didn't realize they put W's book in with Barry's…
    W was the REAL chimp after all… in so many ways… such as.

  • Slim_Pickins

    In their zeal to dismantle the federal government, piece-by-piece, the tea baggers should realize that they are going to need NPR next year if they want to hear Glenn Beck after he is booted from Fox.

  • ttommyunger

    I've been witnessing the slow demise (shrinking nutsack) of NPR for many years now. It will be a relief when public funding is removed and the MegaConglomerates are its only dependable source of funding. Wonder how their programming will slant then? What will we be left with, CSPAN? They haven't the guts for a fight; they proved that when they refused to replay Colbert's Bush Roasting performance at the National Press Club's Annual Clusterfuck. Clinton's roasting by Don Imus was on a constant loop for weeks on CSPAN, but Colbert: crickets. This "series of tubes" is our last best hope. I rarely listen to radio or watch the tube now anyway, so fuckem.

    • genxr

      Good point. We need to defund CSPAN! Now! Let it stand on its own in the free market. If people want to know what their government is doing, they can sit through a few "BP Cares" commercials, right?

    • fuflans

      the problem with the colbert roast – which i think will go down in history as one of the more important speeches speaking truth to power – was that he also took out the media.

      so they ignored it or trashed it.

      • ttommyunger

        You are undoubtedly correct. I always thought they had been pressured by Dubya's boys to uphold a WarTime President and complied out of fear of being accused of being unpatriotic.

    • Beowoof

      I also rarely watch TV anymore. Same lame bullshit over and over and even the history channel has gone with the painfully stupid reality shows. No more thought provoking television, the same pablum served up on every station. I have satelitte radio so I can listen to comedy and music in the car. I spend more time on the net and reading than anything else. Sigh, I guess I am continually disheartened by those afraid to stand up to weasels such as O'Keefe, and his crap gets continual play. I got a Kindle for Christmas and now read more.

      • ttommyunger

        All good to hear.

  • PublicLuxury

    Most tea party people do not understand basic english well enough to comprehend the average NPR advertisement. If Rush isn't spewing it then it ain't worth listenin' to.

  • GOPCrusher

    On Yahoo, conservatives are beating themselves on the chest over the revelation that a NPR executive basically confirmed what the rest of America has been saying for the last two years, as proof that NPR should be defunded and taken off the air.
    Is this really how pathetic their lives have become? Proud of the fact that James O'Keefe got on video what everyone already knew?

    • ChrisM2011

      You should get a medal for wading through the Yahoo comment section ooze…

      In other news, NPR's "Science Friday" will now be referred to as, "Healed by the Grace of God!!!! Friday".”

  • Asa_Hawks

    Well, I need never watch the news again, as this post pretty accurately summarizes what is wrong with pretty much everything today.

  • HempDogbane

    Hey, everybody! Let's all at once pull off to the side of the road or into the driveway, and NOT listen to NPR. Then send out a Twat to our friends about it. That'll show 'em we're mad as hell and not going to take it anymore !

    • genxr

      I forgot about that. Has the "let's have a big traffic accident in support of the Palin train wreck" happened yet?

    • GayInMaine

      Or maybe we can get a liberal organization to ask us to sign a petition about it! That'll show 'em!

  • arihaya

    we are all Ron Schiller now

  • GregComlish

    All this shit will continue until Melinda Gates makes Linda Wertheimer her bitch

  • Limeylizzie

    I mean they have to know that they are racist, right? I certainy knew when I was a giant slut, I was slightly guilty about it but t didn't stop me from slutting around.

    • Beowoof

      No they don't know, that is both sad and frightening. I have talked to these folks and the ones I have spoken with have no idea how racist they are, others know it and don't care, because the tea bag party affirms for them what they want to believe.

    • SorosBot

      They believe they're not racist, because they've defined racism so narrowly that basically only people who actually have lynched a guy just for being blacked are atually racist; they think limiting their use of the n-word to when there are no black people around and not shouting it in their faces proves they're not racist.

      I've certainly known some racists, and it's instructive how they behave if there are no minorities around, only white folks. All of a sudden they start saying horribly offensive shit, and they act weird if anyone is offended, because they assume all other white people are just as racist as them; a common phrase is "I'm just saying what you're all thinking".

    • Steverino247

      Wait! Let's hear more about your being a giant slut…

      • jqheywood

        Pictures or GTFO….

  • user-of-owls

    Tea Baggers are marching on NPR headquarters, shouting for the creation of a Wad'Ya Know-Nothing party and playing their This American Fifes.

    • genxr

      All Things Considered Anti-American

  • Ducksworthy

    I'm applying for Medicare approval of my newly designed "Sand Rascal" … with treads for desert terrain.

  • Beowoof

    When does some liberal news media weenie get the balls to stand up and say its true and here is the proof. Show the pictures, play the video, prove it to them and call them on their bullshit. In the corporate controlled media we have no chance it seems to fight back against the bastards such as O'Queef.

  • MistaEko

    The swirling toilet of American Public Life gained another floater this morning as NPR …

    Wait, wait! Don't tell me!

  • jqheywood

    Okay, I've just tilted at the windmill. Here is my email to NPR management:

    I have been a loyal listener since 1982, and today I am thoroughly disgusted with NPR. Why on earth have you fired both Schillers? James O'Keefe is a disreputable slime whose past "videos" have been horrible, deceptive, and fraudulent mashups designed to smear their targets unfairly. Ron Schiller spoke the truth when he said, in a private conversation, that the Tea Party was full of xenophobic racists. They are–just look at the signs from their rallies. And then to fire the CEO? Have you ever thought about standing up to your enemies and fighting for what is right?
    NPR has been in a long, slow decline for me ever since you fired Bob Edwards. It was both wrong and shabbily done. You have followed that with a dumbing down of your content, and a retreat from actual journalism. You have enshrined the "report both sides equally, even if one is demonstrably false/fraudulent/etc" ethos. You have featured as "commentators" and "journalists," insipid Washington Villagers like Cokie Roberts, who blithely assume that their limited world view, spawned in the junior high school that is Washington Press Corps, is somehow all that there is. You have given air to that Fox News repeater of Republican talking points, Mara Liasson, whose lack of journalistic ethics and credibility should damn her to the confines of her Fox Propaganda Service hell.
    I am sure that you don't give a damn about your share of my modest contribution to my local station (WAMU). But you should know that I am not alone in my disgust, and that you should not take your listeners for granted. The Tea Party doesn't listen to NPR; their antithesis does (for now). You can either stop cowering or lose us.

    • This is fantastic.

    • Well done. I will be copy-pasting large parts of this in my email to NPR. And I, too, fucking hate Mara Liasson. Why can't we get the handful of shitty people at NPR fired? (Well, I guess we did get Juan Williams fired)

      • GOPCrusher

        I question whether or not Juan Williams is a true asshat, or just made his Muslim comments in order to gain some street cred with the Faux audience.

    • Radiotherapy

      Applause. It's similar to the e-mails I was sending to Organizing for America after the lyin' African caved on tax cuts.

    • DustBowlBlues

      Excellent. But, sorry, jwood, I take the Wonkette Tilting at Windmills prize of the day, ranting "as a Christian and a Sunday School teacher" to the staff people for our unlovable village idiot, Inhofe and Spooky Doktor Tom.

      They need to get the Rachel M message to Obama (not that he listened) about courting Republithugs and trying to get them to like him: NPR–they're just not that into you.

  • snoopyfan2010

    At one point, he said Tea Partiers were “xenophobic, I mean basically they are; they believe in sort of white, middle-America gun-toting. I mean, it’s scary. They’re seriously racist, racist people.”

    If the comment hurts them this much, it must be true.

  • randcoolcatdaddy

    NPR panics about everything. They're just scared they'll never unload all those damn totebags…

  • prommie
  • Steverino247

    Important Safety Tip: When NPR starts calling Liberals "cockroaches" it's time to get the fuck up to Canada, everybody.

  • Welcome to KarTalk with Klick and Klack!

    America is safe from liberalism once again.

  • comptoneffect

    You got that right and an upfist, too.

  • Gleem_McShineys

    Well, this is great news! It is always so satisfying to do-it-yourself, yes? I would imagine that totally includes subjugation! Also, doing it to yourself has the advantage that you get to administer the kinds of morale-lifting beatings that YOU like best!

    So I guess "gave away the NPR totebag" should be a new Urban Dictionary term for turning over your balls/self-humiliation? Chuck's girlfriend sent him to the store to get tampons. Man, that guy totally gave away the NPR totebag!

  • Billmatic

    I take everything I said back. Guys, we need to be more tolerant of dumb, fat racists on scooters. I'm turning off Godspeed You! Black Emperor and buying several Toby Keith albums, right now!

  • Wait Wait Don't Fire Me!

  • Radiotherapy

    This relentless assault on anything that doesn't fit into their Capitalistic, hateful, backward worldview has got to be challenged. How about stopping faith based funding? Or, better yet, the tax break to churches? Aren't those biased entities too?

    • DustBowlBlues

      Speaking of tax breaks, how much does the Westboro "church" scam off the taxpayers? And all that Xian broadcasting shit. As far as I'm concerned, if I were Czarina for the day, church would no longer be exempt. Real churches, like mine, wouldn't be affected. Winger mega-churches, however would find their "spiritual leaders" fleeing to greenr pastures–as in greenback.

  • lulzmonger

    James O'Keefe = speaking power to truth.

  • Midway117

    So there were two unrelated Schillers working at high-level jobs at NPR? Damn Germans control everything.

  • ALIVE!

    If only Schiller would've talked about taking a baseball bat to the 'baggers, he'd still have a job.

  • user-of-owls

    Goddamnit, Lizzie, I have a student coming in 10 minutes from now…a GIRL student. How the hell am I gonna explain the tent in my pants? You are an awful person.

    Now I'll have to do it 'cut-'n-paste' style instead of 'fresh from the oven.' Boo!

    • Limeylizzie

      Hi Owls! Oh darling, my heyday was 20 years ago now I am just "well-preserved", although I was thrilled a few months ago ,as I was strolling down to the gym ,to receive a phrase of appreciation unlike any other as I passed a group of neighbourhood denizens they said "Hi" and then as I walked past I heard one of them say -sotto voce – "Look at the shitter on that critter".

      • user-of-owls

        Oh darling, my heyday was further back than that, so you'll always be that young chippie with a lust for, um, lust, to me. And I bet you have a righteous 'shitter.'

  • Pragmatist2

    When you ponder the Tea Party, remember this:
    There are no disgruntled winners, only disgruntled losers,

  • portermelmoth

    Viv Shill-er's dad is named RON.

    (Source: Wikipædia)

  • Nationalist/Narcissist Propaganda/Pentagon/Palestinian Radiation/Relations (aka 'NPR') is the ONLY possible news outlet for America's Thinking Masses. The purse-lipped intellectual wit of Blob Siegel, the smoky sexiness of MeeShill Norris, the brilliant motormouthing of Steve Inskreep and the urbane mall-rat perspectives of Renaay Mundane are guiding lights for the future saviors of the American Empire, who pant for fun, even cheerful digestion of the world today.

    NPR is America's Storyteller. People, if you'd only BELIEVE!

  • owhatever

    Somehow, this is the fault of some first grade teacher in a little town in Wisconsin.

  • DahBoner

    Whats so racist about calling a bigger a bigger?

    Gee, those tea party racists are all honkies….

  • DustBowlBlues

    Because I just found out that I'm not dying from having something weird in my lady parts (short version: the UM pastor at my little church healed me yesterday), I was in such a good mood I actually performed two acts of absolute futility: I called Inhofe's and Spooky Doktor Tom's office persons and ranted about my support for NPR and PBS and how I listen to Limbaugh and that Savage fellow on hate talk radio and find the twenty four hour a day vitriol they spew to be completely offensive to me as a Christian and Sunday School teacher.

    I'm sure Idiotinhofe and Spooky Doktor Tom will immediately support public broadcasting.

    • jim89048

      Good for you! My state just decided we no longer need a State Fair, so they sure as hell don't care about that one (two, actually) NPR station(s) located here.

      And my naughty bits got a clean bill of health today, too. I need something new to worry about.

      • DustBowlBlues

        Just turn on the news on NPR or the Newhour–better yet, rent Frontline episodes or listen for the newest news from Wisconsin or the senate going Republic in 2012 or global climate collapse or . . . You were being facetious, weren't you?

        Never mind.

        PS Hurray for our lady parts. Although the Jim in your screen name has me very confused. About your bits, not mine.

    • Mariecohn

      DBB, that's excellent news (about your ladyparts)!

      • DustBowlBlues

        Thank you. My ladyparts and I are happy about it. And happy I won't be shelling out money on anymore medical care than usual.

  • HolyCow!!

    So O'Keefe put up a fake Muslim smear website, cited extensively by not-racist-at-all conservatives, and offered a fake $5 million by posing as fake Muslim extremists to secretly record some guy giving his personal opinions? And then only after extensive editing, they had themselves a story.

    America is so dumb it's embarrassing.

  • All I hope is that when the smoke clears, NPR is still on the air without Car Talk.

  • catholiccitizen

    I am amazed at the depth of insight, the intelligent dialog of the American liberal intelligentsia, the tolerance that is displayed by so many of the commentators.

    Vulgarity does not a cogent argument make. I believe Mr. Clinton, Mr. Biden, and a host of southern democrats who were enthusiastic members of the KKK engaged in quite a bit of racist behaviors.

  • onemoretime79

    Tea Baggers prove they are not (simply) racists – they have it in for women too.

    Also. The guy on tape has zero input into their news – he was in the fundraising arm. But that won't fit neatly into three second sound bytes as you have to explain the difference between opinion and news (will never fly with Fox viewers – obviously).

    Further. NPR should have hit back at this slander. At the very least, pretend shock like, O'Keefe ! I thought he was in jail over that comical breaking and entering of a Senator's office. Oh yeah, another woman. So it never happened, and even if it did, no big deal.

    Because NPR chooses not to mount their own defense, and instead are engaged in proving their liberal street cred by forcing out the CEO, well I guess they deserve the vitriol coming their way.

    I'd feel sorry for the rural people who want something other than prayer and Rush 24/7, but it's not like they'll ever know and they probably don't want my pity thinking it's wasted.

    They'd be sort of right, seeing I have a vodka in my hand right now.

  • June_Cleaver2.0

    uh, Ken… amen.

  • rocktonsam

    this is good news for Scott Simon.

  • catholic4condom

    I can't wait for NPR to totally cave to the conservatards. I can listen to A Steaming Pile of Hot Fresh Air with Bill O'Reilly, then No Things Considered. On weekends its, This American Life is Worth More Than a Million Meskin Lives with host Ted Nuggent, and sCARe Talk with your hosts Beck and Bachman.

  • Negropolis

    If these organizations aren't going to fight for their lives when they are under unwarranted attack, why the fuck should any of us? Maybe, it's good that they are on their way out. I won't tie myself to an organization that won't even so much as curl up into a defensive fetal position when it's attacked.

    Great way to fight for your listeners, NPR. How many other voluntary amputations will you preform on yourself to attempt to sate an insatiable beast?

  • smokefilledroommate

    I don't give a shit. NPR is still good, worthwhile radio. Hmmph.
    (Sorry, but I listen to NPR even with the ADM sponsorship (!) which, I guess, makes me a horrible ghastly person because I'm not planning some attack on a random ADM office and boycotting what I'm 'supposed' to boycott or whatever..)
    Libs always fold like a lawn chair–why is this news?

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