Is Bill Clinton still America’s creepiest old horndog? Maybe not! Some gal who was a 17-year-old masseuse/sex slave for Democratic bigshot Jeffrey Epstein says she was not “lent out” to Bill Clinton. So that’s something! Then again, she’s a trim little surfer gal with blonde hair, and that isn’t really Bill Clinton’s type.
Gawker website “The Daily Mail” has this excitable report:
During the outcry over the Epstein case, it emerged that another man with a notorious appetite for young women, Bill Clinton, travelled with Epstein to a number of destinations, including three times on the billionaire’s private aircraft.
Yet Virginia Roberts stresses that she was never ‘lent out’ to Mr Clinton.
On one occasion, she adds, Epstein did invite two young brunettes to a dinner which he gave on his Caribbean island for Mr Clinton shortly after he left office. But, as far as she knows, the ex-President did not take the bait.
Bill Clinton: Still gross to think about! [Daily Mail]
{ 59 comments }
Not dumpy brunette.
Bill, did you call Charlie Sheen for advice? #tigerblood
#notquiteadonisDNA
Winning!
I thought Clinton borrowed her from Al Gore.
Like Al goes after women. He married Tipper.
Yep, it really is sex day at Wonkette. Is this because it's show-us-your-boobs day?
Isn't everyday "Show Us Your Boobs" Day here at Wonkette?
T'were a consummation devoutly to be wished. Something like this, one would hope.
Yo quiero…
Yo quiero mucho….Salma Hayek is a permanent resident of the spank bank…years from now, she'll be older than shit and I'll still want her to shake those maracas for me…okay, maybe 15 more years, come to think of it…
No, it's International Women's Day, thus all the sex posts.
Tits or GTFO.
Does that mean 40 days of no massages for Mr. Bill?
i don't think he practices the same way my grandma did. Today is Fat Tuesday. Tomorrow is Ass Wednesday, and it degenerates from there. I think Statutory Saturday is just around the corner.
He stayed married to Hils, so Bill Clinton was never into happy endings, obvsly.
What does marriage have to do with sex?
Just ask Newt.
Absolutely nothing according to my married friends.
Sorry, republicans. Close, but no cigar.
(I see what you did there.)
But they wished they could smoke some of them cigars.
Their cigars have balls attached.
Win!
Man Ken Starr was all set and ready to go too.
Ken uses Cialis daily plan, then, obvs.
I'm sure he did Sarah Ferguson but who hasn't bagged that?
Jesus Christ, Ken — not every Wonkette commenter is a virile young sex machine blessed with a two-post refractory period!
Alright, here goes…
FAP…FAP FAP…FAP FAP FAP…*sigh*…FAP FAP…FAP FAP FAP FAP…*sob*…
I believe that's called "chooching." (Also see: Mulholland Drive.)
What? Fapping and crying? Thats called "fapping."
Lo sé, mi amor, lo sé…
(Also see: "chooching" link = this post, which is downright mean, man.)
But some of us are, also. Especially on a slow day at the office. Man, being in my twenties is awesome.
Eh….there's still boner pills…so you can get a 24 hour erection that you can't fap to finish…so that's something, right?
If they were zaftig brunettes with the faint fragrance of trailer park lingering about their persons, however did Bill resist?
So in other words you want to know what Sarah and Bristol's whereabouts were on that day? Fear not…Bill Clinton isn't their type…he can read and has held a job that wasn't sweeping floors in his uncle's turd factory.
A Clarence Thomas post and a Bill Clinton post?
Best International Womynz Day ever!
It's a happy ending for Bill.
Kankles McSwampsow got to her.
Bubba also nearly just-missed clubbing a puppy to death and was close to shooting Hil with a poison dart from a blowgun. In fact, the list of things he almost did is practically never-ending, and never-happening, and somehow always newsworthy.
Good going in calling the dude a paedophile, Daily Mail; having sex with a 17-year-old is legal in most of the US, along with your country, and even where the legal age is 18 it's not pedophilia, which involves sex with pre-pubescent children. And also, fuck Rupert Murdoch and his attempts to smear with guilt by association.
Okay, okay calm down….you have to learn the code language….if Bill Clinton has sex with anything from now to eternity it will be some form of sexual perversion or another. Now Newt and David Vitter? Quality, all-American sex there.
Yes, they didn't just jump the shark there…they jumped it, turned around and detonated fucking TNT into its open maw.
I'm surprised you guys didn't try and throw in a joke about Clinton and Chris Tucker hanging out on a private plane
Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog (a.k.a. David Vetter) approves.
I don't think so…there's no Huggees, poopey diapers or crying out of shame (not him, the prostitute) involved….or any sheep for that matter. Vitter likes his sex the same as his politics: disturbing, horrible and at the end of it all….flaccid and ineffective.
What the hell is the point of becoming President if you cannot hit on 17 year-old masseuses? Hell, it makes me wonder why I even want to be an American anymore.
You know it's a Dem sex scandal when you're debating whether or not a politician had consensual hetero sex with a woman over the age of consent in most states and there's no mention of diapers, knives, safe words or rentboys.
The culture's built on it.
Indeed…there's only so much inbreeding a royal family can take.
Todd Palin would like her phone number–not enough masseuses in AK.
Can James O'Keefe prove he was not part of the tawdry affair? Wuz he the official PedoGummiebear?
Um. Why can't I comment on the Chucky Norris Lies Out His Ass Again story? Anyone else having that problem?
Was Epstein just doing his job?
Mmm, Ken, I know you're not a big Clinton fan, but I'm losing the logical flow here.
Am I supposed to find Bubba still gross because he declined to boink a couple of young brunettes?
Maybe Clinton's non-egg-shaped penis was a deal-killer.
Creepy? Clinton'll be 90 years old, and he'll still have it, sorry.
Bill Clinton has a type?
Bubba seems to like the big-assed girl.
Yes, breathing. That's where he draws the, though. No dead chicks.
I've always felt bad because I was the only women in the DC area Bill hadn't fucked. I got a complex over it. I mean, "What's wrong with me?" It still upsets me so I don't like to talk about it.
Comments on this entry are closed.