Oh look, here’s sexy teabagger Scott Brown begging David Koch for more of that sweet, sweet Koch support. Haha there must be a video like this of every teabaggy Republican in America. [Think Progress]
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When does Brown get down on his knees?
After they walk into the men's room.
Did Scotty learn that from Larry Craig?
Nope, Scott Walker.
Untreated victims of child-hood sexual-abuse often experience sexual gratification, in adulthood, only in similarly aberrant scenarios as the rape in their youth. So, I'd say Scott B. is merely acting out his "big daddy" fantasies with David Koch. Axiomatic, too, since that Ca$hMoney Billionaire is quite juvenile.
I almost went there, but my better angels prevented me. Thanks for doing the dirty work.
He's already banging away.
Methinks if he was on his knees, he's on his way back up. . .
When David Koch says "say ah".
He's definitely going to have to show him what's "under the staple" in the centerfold…
Scott Brown is working on a cure for prostate cancer?
He'll be milking it for all he's worth.
Scott Brown is the cure for everything that ails you.
Hey, you know who else also has a Brown Koch…
Lexington Steele?
If the tumor can be extracted by a tongue up the ass, we'll know shortly.
"We're already banging away" from a man who has posed nude and pimped out his daughter. Hmm…
Massachusetts didn't elect Scott Brown — they elected Hulk Hogan! When is he going to remove his mask & make his heel turn?
"Turn your head and cough up some dough, Koch!"
Scotty Brown is a KochSucker too. OMG! Everybody is copying me!
Say, you know who else courted powerful right-wing industrialists in a bid to take over a nation… ?
Johnny Damon?
José de la Cruz Porfirio Díaz?
[slow clap]
Johnny Fontane?
Prescott Bush?
John Galt?
Didn't he starve to death in Galt's Gulch after they realized that no-one there could actually cook?
The United Fruit Company (now Chiquita)? Oh way, you were asking for the despot, not the industrialist.
Blofeld. And he almost got away with it.
…If it wasn't for
these meddling kidsJames Bond.Little Orphan Annie?
All of them!
The Jonas Brothers?
captain kangaroo? (it's in revelations people!)
Ron Jeremy?
The American citizens in multiple elections throughout our history?
He did a better job of covering up his Koch in the Cosmo spread than he did here…
…but at least we'll find out how large his Koch support will be next year.
What can Brown do for you, Mr. Koch?
His offer to take David Koch to "Brown Town" seemed innocent enough.
All aboard the Santorum Express!
Maybe he knows some little places to go that never close, Brown Town.
Scott Brown loves to rub up agaisnt a Koch
Haha there must be a video like this of every teabaggy Republican in America.
Let's play
sixone degreesofKevin BaconDavid Koch.David Koch and John Stewart together!
http://www.panacheprivee.com/Web/BeSeen/NYPresbyt...
Is Brown giving Koch teabagging lessons?
I think he's offering to show him what the staple was covering up in that centerfold.
Didn't Larry Craig get busted for doing something similar?
I believe that was just Spud Busting.
The first SpudNut moment.
I saw the still of the two of them together and immediately had the lyrics to Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love" playing through my head.
I wonder how long before the Koch Bros make a $1 “Trading Places” bet on Scott Brown just for the hell of it?
Remember Scotty, Uncle Koch only gives money to his favorite–currently the other Scott. You might want to do something extra special in the bathroom stall today.
Scott/Other Scott 2012!
"The only choice for TP!"*
*Tea Partiers, of course. What were you thinking?
ok then, fine
Tongue PunchersScott Brown and Scott Walker are related, what with having the same first name and all.
Did you see all those weird mouth movements David Koch keeps making, he needs to floss those remnants of baby flesh from between his teeth.
Children are worse than spinach in this regard.
True, true. Their tears make his mouth ulcers sting, too.
Those movements look familiar.
Hmm, kinda reminds me of my youth and some of the coke and meth heads I knew. They couldn't stop moving like that either.
Original lizard person? Strange alien humanoid? Licking his lips because he can't wait to get a piece of Scott Brown?
In the lyrics of Spinal Tap: "Give me some money…"
You know what I want,
You know what I need,
Do I just have to come out and say it,
Give me some money, Give me some money etc. ad nauseum in this case
Love the way Koch's gestures are all "you will do this," and "I command that" right in of Brown's kisser. He's a real presence bully, among other kinds of bully.
Scott Brown is really good at stroking Koch.
The Koch Bros. and the groveling Repugs, it's like a cancer.
"We're already banging away." I'll just bet you are, cutie-pie.
That was subtle. I’m surprised he didn’t pull out the front of pants and tell Koch to stuff the money in his danger zone.
Doesn't Koch industries make "Scott" tissues and towels?
The thought of David Koch backing his campaign does make Scott go through a lot of tissues. And Lubriderm.
You didn't think his pick-up truck was just for his daughter's saddles and blue collar cred, did you?
He put pee-pee in his Koch.
Wow. There goes all of Scott's recently-accumulated goodwill.
Wait, what?
Publicly financed campaigns would put a kink in this love fest.
Jesus' Mom's cousin was one of the best orthodontists in upper west Galilee.
It's not enough to make them ask for Koch. They have to beg. And they have to sound like they mean it. TAKE ALL 3 ANGRY INCHES, SCOTT!!! TAKE IT!!
This would be with the Extend-a-Knob?
and milk shoots out my nose…thanks Gopher!
that's disgusting. disgusting and uncalled for. well done.
I'd like to buy the Koch a world.
He's doing pretty well on his own!
Look at Koch lick his lips. His thin, thin lips. brrrr
Pucker up, buttercup.
Hey Scott, you ever suck dick for Koch?
Kochs LOVE it when you beg for it.
This is Classic Koch®.
David Koch likes teabagging Koch whores.
Republicans complained because they're expected to use Spanish pronunciation of Hispanic names, like Sotomoyor (fuck if I can remember. I took French in college) yet the Koch brothers insist they're name be pronounced "coke" when everyone knows that there is no second vowel after O and ch, at the very least, should be a soft sound.
And then they're the whole question of John Boehner. Everyone knows that when two vowels to walking, the first does the talking, Mr. Boner.
Same stupid fucking "awe-shucks now tongue my taint" vibe as every billionaire I've every met or worked for.
I truly think something chemical occurs when that last zero rolls over…
Thanks. Now I have N.W.A's "Just Don't Bite It" associated with David Koch & Scott Brown.
It's just two regular guys talking about regular things — hell, they could be on rocking chairs in front of the gas station, but they just happen to be wearing suits. And they could be talking about borrowing a chainsaw, but one just happens to be schmoozing the other for as many millions as he can spare. Either to cut up that old rotten branch that fell off the sycamore tree or to make sure millions of Americans can't get affordable healthcare. See, just a scene out of Norman Rockwell's America.
Norman Rockwell's America – the version with more pus.
"Put a $5,000 check in Scott's ear and his teeth automatically fold back."
I don't get that…but it sounds pretty funny.
Oh wait…now I get it.
Yeah, it used to be denigration of the loose chicks back in junior high days, nickel instead of a check (as if we really knew…).
What confused me is that I happen to know that the teeth of many snakes fold back into their mouths when not in use. Then I had this weird image of Scott say, "fuck you old man! Sheen's got tiger blood? Well, I got motherfucking COBRA blood"!"
Brown – Sir…I sure could use some money.
Koch – Easily done, m'lad. Just kneel down.
Brown – Like to pray?
Koch – zzzzzzzzip Yes…just.like.praying.
[Grabs Brown's head as he climaxes]
(shouting): Anthro… ANTHRO… ANTHROPOGENICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
David, as a "job creator" — I mean a really big "job creator", I appreciate your support in "making a difference."
Scotty can take it hilt deep and swallow with ease.
Thank you sir, may I have another!
President of the Plutocrats 2012!
I couldn't tell if he is a sycophant, or just Brown nosing around.
Maybe this is the "tumor" up David Koch's ass?
Scott Brown Loves the Koch.
Here is an idea, why don't all the corporatons, millionaires and billionaires get all the money they use on lobbying Congress to avoid paying taxes and getting handout and I don't know actually pay taxes. Can't they just cut to the chase.
The woman offscreen not vomiting in disgust and is responsible for putting the shindig together is Ms. Susan Hockfeld, MIT president who has putzed around for years and years while many of us alumni asked if she was ever going to do something memorable.
We regret provoking her.
Shameless (Based on the novel Hypocrisy by Every Republican Everywhere)
it seems everyone in the video i.e. Koch & his staff & hangers=on is called a "leader" except Gov. Brown?
Is this the video where Koch got his cancer?
America ranks #22 on the global corruption list, with #1 being the least corrupt country (Denmark). Videos like this will get us down to the Russia/Somalia level.
How many countries exactly are there on the list? Because given the last 2 years or so, I'd see us at about #50 at best.
http://www.transparency.org/policy_research/surve...
But isn't this a model of why Teabaggers sent Teabag politicians to Washington in the first place? So that instead of having to make crooked deals with mere lobbyists, they could just beg directly from the source?
If they entered into a civil union I wonder if Scott would change his name to Scott Brown-Koch, and how far he would actually go to make it literal.
i am so very sick of rich winning tools winning all the time.
i am now going to read about famous hermits or something.
Start with St. Godric. He's my fav.
-Tea Party accepts $X Koch money to elect "ahhhh stop spending! lolz!"-bots.
-MIT accepts $100M Koch cancer money, most of which goes to construct the building.
-Tea Party seeks to cut $1.6B from the NIH <a href="http://(http://wonkroom.thinkprogress.org/2011/03/07/koch-cancer-cuts/)” target=”_blank”>(http://wonkroom.thinkprogress.org/2011/03/07/koch-cancer-cuts/)
-NIH previously funded MIT to the tune of $119M every fucking year.
<a href="http://(http://report.nih.gov/award/organizations.cfm?view=orgdetail&orgid=4911501&ot=&fy=2010&state=MA&ic=&fm=&page=1)” target=”_blank”>(http://report.nih.gov/award/organizations.cfm?view=orgdetail&orgid=4911501&ot=&fy=2010&state=MA&ic=&fm=&page=1)
Used to be we were good at math…
How's that go?
IHTFP = Institute Hearts The Fucked-up Plutocrats?
True. But when it's NIH funding it, slimy, slithering sluree like David Koch doesn't get to look like a Big Man, doling out a pittance of his fortune in an attempt to build his Tower to Heaven.
Damn. If every Conservative were really so God-fearing as they claim, they'd have a listen to Pedro the Lion's Winners Never Quit. (Joe Scarbourough would want to pay particular attention to tracks no. 4 & 5.)
What's the difference between a whore and a teabagger politician?
After you pay a whore she won't turn around and fuck the constitution.
If she's a real freak, she will.
Yeah tear off those name because if there is one thing that the world needs, is less people giving hundreds of millions for kickbacks.
I'm sorry but you folks have become parodies of yourself.
See, if I can just manage to gain 100 pounds, forget every English class I ever took, cut and paste nonsense, and make friends with unrepentant public racists, I could be a conservative "journalist" too!
I'm so happy Sen. Brown is enjoying his first and only term.
Speaking of brown cocks:
wonkette was trying to send me over the edge today. this was the "coffee-bean velvet-covered cement" that broke this "national treasure". 'night!
Hey,some of us are trying to eat here.
I just threw up a little in my mouth. Ok, a lot.
Listen, if you're next SCOTUS slash-fiction (though I have a feeling this is all too true) is going to be about Samuel Alito slapping butts & sporting a semi in the locker-room at Phillies Phantasy Camp in Florida, just don't.
And some people said that Scott Brown forgot all about the "Tea Party".
Scott has nothing to worry about. David's shooting blanks anyways .
Koch to Scott Brown: You can't outrun the pimpin', bitch. I done told ya.
Nothing like begging the kid of the guy who built Stalin's power plants for money. Yay cloud.
Stop wasting my time
You know what I want
You know what I need
Or maybe you don't
Do I have to come right flat out and tell you everything?
Gimme some Koch money, gimme some Koch money
Oh, boy. They know that the camera is on, but they are both so awkward that even their small-talk is self-incriminating. It's like they can't help themselves.
BTW, the "I Suck Dick for Koch" bumper stickers are going to be flying off the self if anyone ever prints them.
Neither Elizabeth Warren nor Rachel Maddow would embarrass the Bay State like that. Just sayin.
The rising stars of the Left & Right, everybody! Who's made the longest strides into national prominence, among the two parties/ideologies, since 2008? Let's see…
From the Right: Scott Walker, Marquette dropout (supposedly a plagiarism issue), & career politician (19 years & counting in gov't).
From the Left: Rachel Maddow, Ivy League graduate, Rhodes Scholar, journalist, & provocateuse.
Oh, who's the better choice?
Try telling that to my wife.
Or Len Bias.
/triple entendre
Who said you can't mix business with pleasure?
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