Hey, look who’s back, just in time to weigh in on Arizona is Crazy Day! See, everything can be solved by guns. Just let the white people have guns and the Sikhs have their little daggers and let’s see who wins! Meanwhile, this white pride thing is making a comeback, because old white people now think they’re a “minority!” Let’s see some quotes from people who are grown adults and are not forced to do little Internet videos if they want to have any of that roast possum for dinner:
“We’re not trying to promote racial bigotry,” Bohannan says. “All we’re about is helping college students trying to better their lives who happen to be white males.”
Just happen to be!
“The very definition of being an American is going through a profound change,” Wise says. “We can no longer take it for granted that we (whites) are the dictionary definition of an American.”
Yep, 2011. But every single year before that you could take if for granted that dictionaries said only white people could be U.S. citizens. (Because Uncle Cooter wrote the family dictionary in the margins of the family Bible, and that’s what he wrote.)
“Whites have never really felt terribly secure in their majority status,” he says. “It’s often said that it is lonely at the top, but it’s also an anxious place to be, because you live in constant fear of falling.”