Hey, look who’s back, just in time to weigh in on Arizona is Crazy Day! See, everything can be solved by guns. Just let the white people have guns and the Sikhs have their little daggers and let’s see who wins! Meanwhile, this white pride thing is making a comeback, because old white people now think they’re a “minority!” Let’s see some quotes from people who are grown adults and are not forced to do little Internet videos if they want to have any of that roast possum for dinner:
“We’re not trying to promote racial bigotry,” Bohannan says. “All we’re about is helping college students trying to better their lives who happen to be white males.”
Just happen to be!
“The very definition of being an American is going through a profound change,” Wise says. “We can no longer take it for granted that we (whites) are the dictionary definition of an American.”
Yep, 2011. But every single year before that you could take if for granted that dictionaries said only white people could be U.S. citizens. (Because Uncle Cooter wrote the family dictionary in the margins of the family Bible, and that’s what he wrote.)
“Whites have never really felt terribly secure in their majority status,” he says. “It’s often said that it is lonely at the top, but it’s also an anxious place to be, because you live in constant fear of falling.”
BUCK UP, WHITE PEOPLE! WE CAN DO THIS! STOP BEING SO AFRAID YOUR RULE IS OVER! IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT WE KEEP THE OTHER RACES IN THEIR PLACE! [WhitePrideTV/CNN]
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They're so precocious when they're that age. Too bad they tend to die before 50.
Eating at the Heart Attack Grill.
That's thirty.
Isn't that just natural selection?
As a video editor, I have to say, that's some stellar green screen work there. Also, where is this kid from with that accent, Middle Earth?
close, Arkansas
I'm going to guess that his "unique" accent is a product of his "non-traditional" (i.e. homeschool) academic environment…
Guns are good. Unless that gun is in the hands of a colored.
I'm gonna find me some people (colored or regular) who hate this guys parents, and supply them with some 2nd amendment remedies before those jerks reproduce again.
"The Gun is Good. The Penis is Evil."
What a precocious little scamp! Home schooling is awesome!
Mein Scampf?
If he went to public school, he'd get beat up on a daily basis whether he deserved it or not.
I'm trying to imagine circumstances under which this kid wouldn't deserve being beat up.
why is he developing a British accent?
Iffin' you get far enough up in them there hillz, ya' find some spots that time forgot.
Plus nothing says "class" like a British accent, guvnah.
? my pee score just jumped 57 points! Golden shower!
Wish someone would pee on me. Can't even get to 100–sheeeeeit.
He's turning into Maggie Thatcher?
Sounds Afrikaans to me.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!
And not to be that guy, but Afrikaans is a dialect – pidgin Dutch, actually. Afrikaaners are South Africans of Dutch extraction. South Africans of British extraction are just called South Africans, or, in my case, 'white devil'.
If all the good people have guns then that means there's less guns for the bad people.
Right?
There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?
I believe the lawmakers in South Dakota are working on an answer to this question.
Just for laffs today I went onto cheaperthandirt.com and found AK-47 ammo for less than $4/20 rounds. That's pretty goddam cheap, and makes AK's look pretty attractive as personal party favors. It just amazes me that the 'tards haven't figured out that when the fire is flaring up, you can't put it out with more fuel.
Yes, American Whites have finally achieved the minority / victimhood status they have long craved!
It is only a matter of time before Whites will comically subvert their victimhood status with their very own version of Carlos Mencia.
Charlie Sheen stands ready.
You mean Gallagher wasn't it? Shit.
I have purses older than this little punk.
His parent must just be beaming with pride.
I have "persistent stains" older and worthier than this kid.
I have shoes that are older than that kid, and squeak less.
I have hemorrhoids older that that kid, and less of a pain in the ass.
I have underwear older than this kid, and I'm probably wearing them now………Let's see where was I?
Being a white guy with a college education in science has held me back at every turn.
If only I had a chance, I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum…
America!
Where any little racist teabagger can grow up to be a congressman.
A-fucking-men.
Luckily, as the article points out, the majority of the nervous racist whites are also olds, and we won't have to put up with them much longer.
The article also notes the increase in interracial relationships, which is the only thing that's going to end racism; once we've been fucking in various combinations for several generations until few Americans are of any one race, maybe we'll finally stop caring about that shit.
Bah, we'll probably just end up with Italoswedutschistani Power rallies where speakers denounce the Lithuanigeriandorromanian menace.
Still, it's worth a shot. Who want's a little Pole in them? Wait, that didn't come out right…
Nope, not watching it. I don't wanna go through another day depressed. Nope nope nope. Nope.jpg!
i think what we really need right now is a 'scott walker – andrew of the andrew show – public toilet' story.
I see him challenging Ben Quayl in a few years.
It's hard to believe that Ben Quayle could any more challenged than he already is.
Why wait, he could beat him today. In Arizona.
Just as there was talk for awhile about changing the US Constitution to allow Arnold to run for Pres, we should amend the Constitution to allow this kid to run.
They probably see this 2001 ad as a horror movie trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz9pX8rrYdo
I love that ad. They should replay that over and over again. Maybe America will get its head out Kim Kardashians ass and wake up.
I for one refuse to pull my head out of Kim Kardashian's ass. It's nice and warm in here.
Wait, where's the white Idahoan with a beer and a chainsaw?
NEXT!
"We went from being a privileged group to all of a sudden becoming whites,"
Wait, what – that's actually possible? Impossible Venn diagram – brain, exploding…
Ordinarily I would condemn someone for peeing on a child, but I'm willing to make an exception in this case. Full-bladdered Americans–your country calls upon you to quench the fires of racist idiocy with your honey rivers! Heed the call!
Prepare to whizz!
Ready!
Whizz!
I beg to differ. I would not piss on him if he was on fire.
America!
We're number one!
We're number one!
Whites are getting fatter because the extra weight helps hold the browns down.
Wow, Megyn Kelly sounds like shit.
Haha good one. I like how they have all those fake books in the background.
Looks like 200 copies of "Arizona Shrugged".
Being white in Texas isn't as popular as used to be.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,165395,00.htm…
woo hoo!! Chimichangas for everyone !!!
Fuckin' ignoramuses at Fox. Anglos are white.
O/T kinda but thanks to your link I found this: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/03/04/c…
Best quote from the article: “A show like this can damage perceptions [of Christians in this country].”
Um, I'm pretty sure the damage has already been done.
"It's not willy fayooh for Sick students to wayuh a small weligious daggaw"…
Goddamn–will someone get this kid some speech thewapy aweady? Don't his parents know the hate groups he will eventually join are going to laugh at him?
Welease wogew!
I'm sure I wasn't the only one singing along with the music… "Stiw I wondow, whoo'w stop dah wain…"
I thought Andwoo's favowite CCAWW song was Gween Wivaw.
This guy is a future star in the Republican Party. They showed this video at CPAC, and you could hear a pin drop. Well, that is, except for the sound of hands rubbing against rayon.
Blearrargh! I pictured that! Brain bleach! I need brain bleach!
Soon he'll be manning the "Youth for Western Civilization" table at CPAC and we'll all wonder where the time went and why we're now so old.
Or why were all locked up in prison camps.
I have never been so embarrassed to be white. Going out for a tan.
I'm not embarassed. It's not a choice. Just like my sexual preference. Which is bj's while drinking beer.
Now religion, that's a choice!
Is Alabama going to take this sitting down?
No SIR!
Alabama anti-Sharia law cribbed from wikipedia
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If this is true, does this mean we can change Alabama law just by changing Wikipedia? I'm gonna make all 'Bamans wear togas, day and night!
weverse wacism!
His Christopher Walken is aw – ful
Moar cowbell!
I've got a fever! And the only prescription is–more racism!
Geez, what a wonderful world his parents have given him. I forget, what was the age when you could join the Hitler Jugend? Ten?
He's so adorable as he espouses racial cleansing.
As a distaff member of the white "minority", I would just like to tell these people to shut. the. hell. up.
He's ready for Fox News – he's about as vacuous as Palin and he gives just as many Repervlicans a boner.
And to think he got his start in an E-Trade commercial.
A show for white kids! How precious. I mean racist.
Those Tri-Delts that were headed for the Junior League, that were acquaintances of mine from before the labor halls and plasma centers, were decidedly free of the "constant fear of falling". So it's probably more a white-trash thing than a white thing per se.
I wish it were true so we could see this little fuck dressed in a jockey costume, standing by some brown guy's driveway, shuffling and grinning.
"Are Whites Racially oppressed?" CNN asks so nicely…
Well I'm in China right now and I'm telling you – whites are sure racially oppressed here – nobody speaks English, you can't even read the KFC menu (no double down either), hardly any fat people.
Awful, just awful. Racial oppression for sure!
Why are they so un-American?
The family that Klans together stays together. Heres a writeup about Elmer Fudd Jr and the rest of the family in the Sun. Shocked they're from Arkansas.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3002337/Pr...
They toll me Obamer won't take care of the dumb ass tick problems. My dog's got ticks but I ain't a sure how smart they are.
Minority, sure, but apparently Arizona whitefolk still have the market cornered on batshit crazy….
Clearly, the Leif Garrett, Jr. show was not "Brought to you by the Letter R".
Brought to you by the letters KKK and the number 88.
What's so great about whites anyway? Really, what have they done lately? Even whites are a mush up of races: Angle, Saxon, Jute, Gaul, Celts, Norse. Show me a 'pure blood' and I'll show you a banjo pickin' inbred.
Hell, DNA studies proved many whites even have neanderthal in them. Stop with the species mixing!
JD Hayworth approves this message! (Really, does anyone remember him anymore?)
As far as I know, the Australian Aborigines are about the purest humans (genetically) on the planet. They may not have invented cell phones and jetpacks, but their civilization has been around for 50,000 years, so they seem to be pretty good at being humans in society. Unlike the rest of us, white or not, who can't resist a good genocide or Double Down KFC.
Their religion is cool, too – dreamtime, and they go on walkabouts. Doing a lot of walking out in nature with fresh air is good for the soul and keeps you from getting fat.
Anglo… correct answer is anglo.
Ain't he cute? You just wanna put him between two slices o' WHITE bread and eat him. Bless his l'il brainwashed heart. I'll bet he grows up to own a passel o' slaves. In the sweet bye and bye.
Is the internet making white people dumber? News at 11.
Or, as they say on The Andrew Show, "noose at 11".
If we make all of the good people have guns, then the bad sick people in Dee-troit will have to be more white to have guns and could shoot crazy people like my Dad, who used to be a good bad people, but now is. And that moon landing thing. Right.
Today we are all waycist kids.
And I wonder, still I wonder…
How does John Fogerty feel about this? He oughta sue the little punk's little white balls off. And his daddy's little white balls, too.
“Whites have never really felt terribly secure in their majority status,” he says. “It’s often said that it is lonely at the top, but it’s also an anxious place to be, because you live in constant fear of falling."
"So to help us feel more secure, we occasionally wiped out a tribe or two, hung a few Negroes from trees, maybe passed some laws keeping brown people out of our theaters and restaurants. It was good for our self of steam.”
Just let the white people have guns and the Sikhs have their little daggers and let’s see who wins!
Just tell that to all the Brits who died at the hands of the Sikhs during the Battle of Chillianwalla back in 18 and 49.
Tell me about it. You can't talk to a limey without them bring up that unpleasantness.
Look, I know this is the third time I've posted this Onion link, but it seems oddly relevant here, too.
I promise I'll stop, now.
Once again, not watching. Regular kids annoy me no end; right-wing kids would probably turn me into a homicidal sociopathic madman.
I hate kids' singing in particular.
Mixed-wace mawwage? That's just wong!
QED. The logic is inescapable. See–you can explain things, Bill.
Mawwage is aww about wuv – twue wuv.
No race mixing! This isn't a fuckin' cake you know.
Check out the green hair. Ya think there's a little chlorine in Andrew's swimming pool? Probably some lead in the paint chips he's eating too.
It's not easy being green.
I see Speech Language Pathologist haven't been successful at serving the home schooled population.
I'm surprised they haven't beaten the child to death for talking like a homo.
The dumber they are, the harder they fall.
I think Abe Lincoln said that.
Upon receiving a telegram from General Sherman updating his progress through Georgia.
Centuries of fuckin' oppressin' has been really, really hard on white dudes. You think genocidin' and slave drivin' and civilizin' at gunpoint and sister disownin' cause they had a taste for the dark and or spicy meat is easy. You don't know until you've walked in the white man's heavily burdened shoes. Cause really who else was gonna do it, lazy forners.
This must be what parental involvement in real Amerika looks like.
Go out and play, stoopid kid.
That is, go out and play in the traffic, kid.
It's rough being up top, ya know? The people you're trying to hold down are always peacefully marching, trying to get you to act in a manner even remotely human. It's horrible.
Gotta love CNN stirring up racial tension.
But that article is right . Soon all white men will end up like Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk.
Mother: Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.
I'm sorry but racist people need to suck koch and die. I had to listen to rant from two people (in the same neighborhood) today about how their trailer park was "just fine until the BLACKS moved in but they're selling drugs and messing up our roads and they're recruiting the white kids and they try to date white girls! Things were just fine until those blacks moved in but now I'm scared of them."
It is two thousand and fucking eleven people. The civil war was 150 years ago and guess what – you lost! The "war of northern aggression" never existed you bunch of inbred hillbilly traitorous fucktards. Slavery has been over for 150 years and that little thing called the civil rights act – that thing that said people are people and skin color matters about as much as eye color and hair color – passed almost 50 years ago. So get it through your inbred empty skulls, because I'm tired of having to listen to your insane idiotic ramblings that no one other than your cousin-brother-uncle and his wife-sister believe. Eat shit and die.
No one ever recruited me to be black. I feel unloved.
Have a seat, Shewiff.
Can anyone predict the ending of this kid's story on a Lifetime channel movie in 30 years?
Isn't it jail? Or to be killed by the women he raped? We are talking about Lifetime, aren't we?
I have my money on- he falls in love with a non-white and becomes a liberal, and then he is killed by his aryan brotherhood pals.
He already has the lisp, I'm voting ghey. With an urban lover.
I weep bitter tears every day and rage against an uncaring god that I had the misfortune to be born a white male in the second half of the 20th century.
How can I ever hold my head up in pride knowing that during my lifetime the control of capital of the western world by my (white) people dropped from 99% to 98.9%.
" . . . And that's why there's a special pwace in heaven for wynchers.
Here's our next e-mail from someone named John." [reads] "Uh-oh! It looks Cwedence Cwearwater Wevival is going to sue us for wifting "Who'll Stop the Wain" for our theme music!
Tell you what. Evewy time 'wain' comes up in the song, just substitute 'niggews'"!
It'll be a nice day when somebody fucks this kid up, like enough to rearrange his face.
Or dyes his skin dark brown. That would be hell on Earth for that little talking aryan turd.
Happily, the internet is fowevew. No matter what he evew might possibwe become or who he might faw inwove wif, these tapes wiw suwface.
He'll set fiwe to his pawents in theiw sweep within a decade.
Don't need to watch the vid. I live in Georgia (whimper).
Until they subject our wee racist to an unprotected, full-blast, 1930's-style X-ray to determine conclusively that he has a pumping heart, I'll reserve judgment..
I thought we burned his trailer and left him for dead. I need to check in here more often to make sure we do a better job of following through with our plans.
Little Lord Fauntleroy sounds a little too swishy for real Americans.
Sheppard Smith, meet your replacement.
Andrew turns out to be just a 10-year old from Arkansas with a noticeable speech impediment. He’s actually the grandson of the national Klan leader and along with his sisters, is completely brainwashed. The last few Wonki stories are more depressing than funny; the funny is being beat out of me…
Uh, kid, you apparently forgot about Joe Zamudio, who WAS the scene of the Arizona shooting carrying a legal, licensed handgun. This brave dude heard gunshots, and ran *towards* the gunfire, gun in hand. Here's what happened, in his own words:
"I heard gunshots, I ran outside to help. You know, I was carrying a gun and I would have shot him…I, I almost did.”
“Why didn’t you,” Geraldo asked.
“They’d already had a-hold of him, and there was a lot of people around him, and I wasn’t going to cause any more collateral damage or scare anybody any further than they needed to be scared.” Joe replied. “I felt like I could hold him down and wait for police, and it wasn’t my responsibility to end his life.”
So kid, that is what *brave* people do. In other words, you're just a "putthy".
Ugh, the Arizona thing. Right, because, wingnuts are pretty sure life is a video game, and the person with the drawn gun who was the "bad guy" would be readily identifiable, presumably because his name would appear in red text when you pointed your gun at him. Meanwhile, in real life, a real person actually did almost get shot, because she was separating Jared Loughner from his gun, and thus holding a gun at the scene of a recent shooting.
And also, seriously, as a child of three generations of "race mixing", fuck this kid and fuck his fucking Klan parents, too. Normally, I'd let the kid get a pass for being a product of his upbringing and the racist memes force-fed to him, but come on. Even a 10 year old would recognize the fundamental disconnect between saying Everyone Should Have Guns so that the "good people" can protect themselves and others, and saying three seconds later that It's Wrong That Some Brown People Are Allowed to Carry (often symbolic, unusable-as-weapons) Knives.
I would never make fun of a child with a lisp and stutter. Probably wouldn't have it if his father wasn't mouth-fucking Andrew every night.
Surrounded by so many books, and darn it, have not read a single one of them. Accent is no from Middle Earth, but recently picked up from a London Slum
If this kid and his parents are serious it is absolutely one more nail in the coffin of the American Empire. Big surprise.
You libprogs are the real racists for pointing out the white supremacist is racist.
Also, Robert Byrd was in the KKK!@!!!!111!!
Though I guess using teabagger "logic", that makes them racist for pointing it out.
On an unrelated note, I just got back from the gym, feel great, and am going through and upfisting everyone on this thread. Pee party!
Cuz that's how I roll.
Shhhh, be vewwy vewwy quiet. I'm hunting wace-twaitors.
This kids' videos come very close to being something that Social Services should be called about.
Seriously–what crazy, psycho, insane parents let their kid post something as bat-quano crazy, stupid, dumb, moronic and idiotic as this? Bat-quano crazy parents, that's who.
Can someone please call Social Services before something even worse happens with this family? Thank you.
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