PEERS 1:57 pm March 4, 2011 Rick Perry Did Something To the President’s Dog
by Jack Stuef
This dog always seemed like a real asshole to us. But now he has that look of sheer terror in his eyes like a man came up behind him and, well, interfered. WHAT DID YOU DO, PERRY?
We looked at more of Rick Perry’s Twitter. It seems he mostly uses it to post photos of dogs:
You know, governor stuff. [Twitter]
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Uh-oh, time for ASPCA: SVU….
Ah, ya idiot! The peanut butter goes on you and not the dog. Enjoy your Jiff Ricky!
(I am giving myself a time out for this)
Jesus christ Rick Santorum was right.
Growing up, Ricky did always bragged about all the tail he got…
Those dogs are now suffering from PTSD.
Bo’s like “He’s going to choke me. I’m telling you guys, this asshole’s going to choke me. Where’s the fucking Secret Service when you need them?”
All dogs are fascists. I mean, anyone here ever seen a police cat?
Ya got it wrong, Baldar. Ambulance driver Walt Disney taught me that all cats are evil.
Yes, in fact one that was assassinated:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3061243.stm
Rusik the cat was recruited by police at a checkpoint in the Stavropol region, bordering the Caspian Sea, to uncover illegal cargoes of the endangered fish.
Police believe it was a contract killing, Russian Ren television reported.
The cat was hit by a car in which he had found smuggled sturgeon some time before, the station reported.
Wow, post-Soviet Russia is tough even on cats.
So which dog is the one he was defending when he blasted that evil coyote and left the carcass to rot?
All of them, Katie.
Obama should be careful in letting his political enemies around Bo; particularly keep Huckabee's kids away.
"SQUIRREL!"
Stir fried in the popcorn popper.
He's got a basset hound in there! A freakin' BASSET HOUND!
What the hell is a basset anyway?
Tbogg would like it.
I freakin' love those little hotdogs.
Well done, with mustard.
What a thick, healthy, shiny pelt!
And those dogs look pretty good too!
Perry likes dogs because they don't mind when he runs his fingers through their hair, or calls them bitches.
Or spends a half an hour licking their privates.
(Heck, it saves them work.)
I fuck dogs. #assholes
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Rick Perry
"Durh–this baseball bat is my penis, har har, and the guv just shat out a mulatto dog!
It's widely known that Rick is not a fan of pussies.
He's straight?
Bo's walking funny now.
You know what we'd be thinking, if he was posting pics of little kids on the playground…
"I bet Grant Storms would really like to see these"?
Where's Blondi?
Oh Wookies with the Hitler reference, .
OK, Rick the Prick likes dogs. Big deal. He also likes to shoot coyotes with his .38 while jogging on the trails surrounding his $9,900 month rental property which I am helping pay for since can't seem to get his mansion rebuilt.
And yes, Rick is still an asshole.
As soon as it's finished, the anarchists will just torch it again.
Rick has a lot of cronies – gotta make sure they all get a piece of the rebuilding action.
Yeeeaaah Ricky shot a coyote with a pistol, I'll believe it when I see it. Texan brag much?
I think it had, like auto-LIDAR targeting or something.
Black lab. Check. Yellow Lab. Check. Chocolate Lab. Check. Wait! Where is the Meth Lab in that series?
Bristol's house.
Meth Lab found! http://www.podpocalypse.com/wp-content/uploads/20…
"Oh, I see Scraps is a boy dog."
Which one is the First Lady of Texas?
Doesn't the governor of Texas only work 140 days per year anyway? Lots of time to bond with every single dog in the state of Texas…
Ricky seems to favor the brownz and blacks…
Luckily, Perry was able to 'Secede' before the cameras got there.
"Is Rick Perry gonna have to choke a bitch?"
It's nice to see Governor Petter finally showing some unwelcome fur affection for something other than people.
Beat me to it. By 4 hours.
The little guy he's teabagging in the fourth photo down looks embarrassed as all get out.
The Secret Service agent who was in charge of Bo's protection detail is now heading up the office at Bagram in Iraq, checking the orange jumpsuits of detainees for contraband.
Should be hand checking the fecal matter of detainees for contraband.
I have a doxie too. Loving. Willfull. But, I'd rather have an independant one that the dependant ones.
"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Rick Perry, blah, blah, blah."
Larson ftw.
His personal peanut butter budget must be huge, though I imagine he somehow manages to charge it to the state budget.
The Bassett is laughing its head off at Rick's Trucknutz.
I love that BoBama dog, he is adorabe, but he looks as if he's been rogered swiftly from behind in that picture.
Given how he normally behaves (Bo, not Perry) he didn't appreciate the man trying to hold him back.
Just love that… "rogered' hee hee
It's not often you see a dog looking completely mortified.
Do I sense a Blingee contest in the offing?
The dachshund is the cutest one (imho).
Will we be seeing Rick Perry on Animal Hoarders soon?
"This dog always seemed like a real asshole to us…"
Bo is such a sweet dog! You can tell he is really Michelle's dog. I go searching the youtubes for Bo stuff. I fell in love with him last year when he hung around Michelle's legs for an hour when she received guests Jan 20, 2010. Love him. (But my dog of choice is Collie/Sheltie.)
That was pretty awesome video, peoples reactions to the FLOTUS are cool to watch.
Aww, who's a sucky governor? Is it YOU? Is it YOU?
I don't like him touching those innocent annimals like he is. I'm calling the ASPCA. Fuckin' Freak
The fact that he obviously likes dogs makes me hate him a bit less. Please remove this at once.
It's like when Newt got all sentimental at Easter. For a second, it was like he was a human with feelings and needs. I hate the cognitive dissonance.
Maybe this can offset your temporary pangs of human compassion…
Perry wants to lay off 1/3 of Texas teachers… 100,000 teachers in all:
http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D9LO…
Vouchers anyone?
Yup, that did it. I'm over it.
I see a shallow, heartless fuck using dogs as a prop to soften his image. Nothing to see here, move along.
We looked at more of Rick Perry’s Twitter. It seems he mostly uses it to post photos of dogs:
Making it one of the most coherent and least embarrassing republican authored twitter feeds on the net.
It's pretty relaxing with the dogs, out on the ranch. So much better than that downtown, cramped governor's mansion anyway. Plus you get to shoot wild animals on the driveway. Yup.
Smells like Up Dog in here.
I think it's safe to assume that Bo is angling to be Rick Perry's running mate in the 2012 race.
NOBOBAMA
The grainy image, lack of a computer on every desk, and Rick's Butt Cut makes me think that photo was from 1986.
Odd that he posts dogs on his Twitter, because he allegedly has a boot fetish, and a bad habit of running his fingers through other peoples' (read: strangers') hair.
The photo with the three Labbies (1) is insanely cute; (2) has me thinking badgerbadgerbadger.
Poor, poor Beau, he has to have that ugly Republican kneeling next to him. I love Beau Obama!!!!!
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