Mike Huckabee Criticizes Actress For Having Baby, Neglects To Spell 'Potato'

 
 Mike Huckabee said the word "starlet." And then he said this: "Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can't get a job, and if it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care." He was talking about Natalie Portman, who mentioned at the Academy Awards on Sunday she is happy she's going to be a mother. But Mike Huckabee really hates mothers who are happy and aren't what he believes to be the right kind of woman. Firstthe Obama Kenya stuff, now this: Is he just trying to destroy any chance he has at the presidency right now so Fox News won't suspend him from his stupid talk show?

No, he's trying to separate himself from his opponent in the 2040 presidential race, Bristol Palin. And he's really putting his doctorate in sociology from Popcorn-Popper Fried Squirrel University to good use.

You know, right now, 75 percent of black kids in this country are born out of wedlock. 61 percent of Hispanic kids -- across the board, 41 percent of all live births in America are out of wedlock births. And the cost of that is simply staggering.

Yeah, they should have all had abortions.

And that's the story that we're not seeing, and it's unfortunate that we glorify and glamorize the idea of out of children wedlock.

Actually, we agree with this. The "out of children wedlock" trend must end! You shouldn't need to force a child to ingest your vows and rings and then cut him open on the altar to retrieve them so you can get married. [ Media Matters ]