Mike Huckabee said the word “starlet.” And then he said this: “Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can’t get a job, and if it weren’t for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care.” He was talking about Natalie Portman, who mentioned at the Academy Awards on Sunday she is happy she’s going to be a mother. But Mike Huckabee really hates mothers who are happy and aren’t what he believes to be the right kind of woman. First the Obama Kenya stuff, now this: Is he just trying to destroy any chance he has at the presidency right now so Fox News won’t suspend him from his stupid talk show?
No, he’s trying to separate himself from his opponent in the 2040 presidential race, Bristol Palin. And he’s really putting his doctorate in sociology from Popcorn-Popper Fried Squirrel University to good use.
You know, right now, 75 percent of black kids in this country are born out of wedlock. 61 percent of Hispanic kids — across the board, 41 percent of all live births in America are out of wedlock births. And the cost of that is simply staggering.
Yeah, they should have all had abortions.
And that’s the story that we’re not seeing, and it’s unfortunate that we glorify and glamorize the idea of out of children wedlock.
Actually, we agree with this. The “out of children wedlock” trend must end! You shouldn’t need to force a child to ingest your vows and rings and then cut him open on the altar to retrieve them so you can get married. [Media Matters]
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Wow, and he was so good in that movie "Fat Swan…."
Sometimes the Ugly Ducking becomes a swan, and sometimes it becomes a fat noisy duck that leaves poop everywhere.
Okay, but why bring Mallard Fillmore into the discussion?
funny.
Why does he not condemn unwed fathers too? Ya know Mikey, it's a uterus and not a moral compass for you to tweak for us.
She was asking for it. Doesn't the concept of "original sin" mean anything at all to you?
It means everything to me. The more original, the better.
"If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament, not a sin…"
If men could pregnant, wouldn't they be women?
If men got breast cancer as frequently as women do, there'd be a $10 pill to fix it, the way there is with limp dicks.
It's not a choice, it's a meme.
That was last week, when he claimed poverty could be eliminated by marriage of baby daddies. Never mind the upswing in domestic violence and divorce that would result (at least until they rolled back DV laws and forced everyone to have a covenant marriage where divorce is all but impossible (cept the gheys, who can't marry at all).
"Ya know Mikey, it's a uterus and not a moral compass for you to tweak for us."
I would go so far as to say that Huckles is not allowed to tweak ANY of my body parts.
Here come the eugenics assholes…
They never left, although interestingly they are also anti-abortion in theory (as long as it is a white baby born to a stable 2 parent household without obvious mental or emotional issues, and any children with severe disabilities are kept like trinkets/mascots and never allowed to reproduce).
"their kids would be starving to death"
Well, that clearly didn't happen to your brood. What the fuck did you feed them? Fried corn syrup, whale blubber, and packing peanuts?
“What the fuck did you feed them?”
A steady-stream of deep-fried BS smothered in backwards thinking and topped with a just a touch of racism. From the photo above it is pretty clear that they are all backed up and are in desperate need of an enema.
Oh man. I wouldn't want to be around for that. Not without a hazmat suit and a canoe, anyway.
Based on the picture, and his one son's antics, I think it's strangled dog with a side of fried squirrel.
I'm gonna say the one on the left is the dog torturer? I don't think the middle boy could catch a dog.
A) he is too slow. B) He'd get impatient and eat the bait.
Nothing has as many nutrients as live, whole, feces-laden shopping carts.
They're hell on the way out tho, amirite?
That phrase made me laugh so hard I had tears.
It's the south…they fry everything…so my guess is fried squirrel pancakes with a fried coke to wash it down. Then, when the family dog gets sick or old (they never reach old age in the Huckabee household) fried dog with fried cat vittles. Oh and the Huckabees have a most elegant solution for burying their aged family members…they eat them fried with a garnish of fried goat testicles. It's a ritual sort of like Highlander…"there can only be one!" as one Huckabee male fries and consumes another to assume his identity. By the way, my money is on big fat Boris in the center to deep fry and eat Huckleberry….what are my odds?
Jesus Christ. It's like one of those Russian dolls in a conservative horror film.
KLIA, I am late to the game but I have to point out – whale blubber is not a fat packed food the way it would be with – say, The Heart Attack Grill. His morbidly obese bloodline would benefit from the "good" fat in whales. I can't wait for Drew Barrymore's new film, Everybody Loves Whales, where they dine from inside the cavernous ribs in a fancy exotic species club.
Remember when he trashed Bristol Palin for being an unwed mother?
Me neither.
From your wonkette:
Bristol was a teenager and should have taken his advice: don't get pregnant and don't get an abortion. But Natalie Portman isn't a teenager, so his advice doesn't count.
It doesn't count anyway. I don't recall Natalie Portman soliciting any advice on her reproductive rights.
Not alot of grief given to Cheney over his bearded clam-loving daughter's lesbatots for that matter.
Bristol's a good Christian mother, not one of those, you know, New York-Hollywood elite types of people.
Natalie's from Israel, no? Why does Huckabee hate Israel? Wait till Lou Sarah finds out.
pfft
Even worse… She went to YALE. Oh, the humanity. If only she were wed, she could have dropped out of as many colleges as $arah.
But she's a hard-ass worker living by herself in a dump of a repo house in Arizona bought with money skimmed off her mother's gravy train. Not a stunningly beautiful, Ivy-league educated thespian with a string of successful roles, an Oscar (for torturing herself to a degree that even De Niro thought went a little far), a brain and a committed partner. Plainly Bristol is much more relatable for young, poor , talentless future meth heads, and her Mom's a Republican for some reason, hence by definition she must be a great role model while Portman's a debauched slut.
Bristol works? Hard?
She's writing a book. That's hard, when you're an illiterate.
Tech.
you mean hard ass-worker, right?
I was trying to hit a callback to the facebook war of a month ago and may have misplaced the hyphen.
Syracuse?
Bristol is married to jeebus…you heathen.
Baylor?
But Bristle is moral, i.e., dumb.
BYU?
Which Klan member gave him those statistics?
Same place he got Obama's childhood biography.
Oh, the Anarchist's book store in his mind.
I'm thinking from Foxipedia. Full of greater-than-unity percentages, swapped poll numbers, incorrect party assignments, and mixed-up geography videos. Full of lies, damned lies, statistics, and Fox Facts.
Sen. Larry Craig (D-Idaho)
Actually, he's right with those figures.
but as long as the parents are married, Huck has no problem with the kids being sociopathic animal torturers.
so you're damned by these sanctimonious hypocritical Jeezus-fuqqs if you get an abortion – and you're damned if you carry the zygote through to birth!
If these nutjobs were consistent at all they would have huge health & living benefits for women who don't get an abortion with enough cash to live comfortably and raise the kid until age 18.
They're just bitter because they no longer get to pin big red 'A's on single, pregnant women.
SEWSOLISTS!
Yes, but then women could have sex without being punished for it, and the world would come to an end.
What does Natalie Portman's fetus have to say about all this?
Fetus Portman offered, through her mother's agent's fetus, to testify, but, of course, she's too liberal and Natalie seems too happy and we can't have that.
I am volunteering to help with the transvaginal ultrasound.
I put my ear to the crack once, and all I could hear was the ocean.
It's testifying in Ohio next week.
Jeepers, not even born yet and busy as all get out. What's an unwed actress's fetus to do?
I wonder if a public ultrasound counts as "full frontal." There's usually a BIG bonus in the contract for young starlets who are willing to go that route in a major motion picture.
"The Portman fetus has retired from public service to spend more time with its host and requests privacy be respected during this gestational time."
I bet that Ohio foetus is glad is wasn't a Bush foetus. I'm guessing the Bush foetus was ready to testify and wound up in a jar.
"Bristol made this look so fucking easy."
her fetus grows up to be Mark Hamill right?
I love you for that.
Ya know who else (besides Bristol) was an unwed mother? Why do you hate Jesus' mom, Mikey?
Huck and sons have the breasts and abdomen of a single mother….I'm really surprised he doesn't have more empathy…oh wait, it's Huck. Not even the Kenyan comment was as offensive as when he likened uninsured people with pre-existing conditions to burned out homes and broken down cars. Is there anything this fat fuck has sympathy for aside from himself when the gravy boat is empty and he has to get up to refill it?
C'mon. Babies and the miracle of childbirth vs. an institution that America defiles and shits upon with horrible divorce? And the biggest gift he could give her is a wedding ring? Sure, yeah, sounds about.
Nice to see Huckabee chasing Palin's 20 percent.
I am much less concerned with the marital state of people who have kids than if they can afford it and be good parents.
Rich, successful, Harvard educated single lady has a baby=tragedy.
Dumbfuck married couple have 17 kids=celebration of life.
Just have to take a glance at their waistlines to see that quantity counts more than quality for these folks.
"Rich, successful, Harvard educated single lady has a baby=tragedy.
Dumbfuck married couple have 17 kids=celebration of life.
Single woman has baby, and she and her baby struggle through 18 years of subsistence-level existence with no prenatal care or health insurance=miracle of the free market."
There, fixed it.
Just to be clear, she's not single. She's just not married to her boyfriend, so his criticism of her is even worse.
No pleasing the Contarded. They're unhappy when women are shooting babies out like a babyland cannon and they're unhappy when they aren't.
Here's the key to understanding him: "…and if it weren’t for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care."
What he really wants is for these kids to "be starving to death and never have health care." Not only does government, which Huck hates, alleviate this, abortion, which he also hates, prevents it as well. This is [i]why[/i] Huckabee hates these things.
Both abortions and government assistance for single mothers prevent Huck from living in his Randian utopia.
And not only that, she is a JEWESS. So her kid will be Jewish, another person for you to hate Huckahole.
And the father is French. French I tell you!!!
"Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world…"
'Ceptin' them ones what comes from thems dirty single-lady whores.
Uh oh… French + Jewish = Kenyan Muslim
where the fuck do you get this shit?!
"right now, 75 percent of black kids in this country are born out of wedlock. 61 percent of Hispanic kids"
So if I have this math right, Natalie Portman's child will be 75% black, 61% Hispanic, and based on the appearance of the parents, 100% drop-dead beautiful.
75% + 61% + 100% = 236%.Yup, Fox math.
These aren't gaffes, he is checking off the list of prerequisites to be the republican candidate in the teabagger age. Racist? Check. Sexist? Check. Stupid? Check.
This is what it means to be a republican now. In order to get votes, you have to establish your cred as a racist fundamentalist fetus-worshipping religious bigot, and to get money, you have to promise to sell everything left in the US that isn't nailed down to Goldman Sachs, Con Agra, and Exxon, the roads, water systems, jails, the land, the rivers, the air itself. Then, with the cash from the criminals and the votes from the ignorant, your home free.
You make that sound almost like a bad thing….look, every fundamentalist wingnut saw what happened in Egypt…the outbreak of democracy, the tearing down of the plutonimy and concluded it's because Mubarak was too nice to his people. Huckleberry is going for the Ayatolla Khomenie/Ayn Rand/Bull Conner route: a fat, mean racist who uses his fundamentalist religion as a means to deprive everyone accept his friends of everything he possibly can. I would have thrown Nicholas I into the equation because of "official nationality" and continuination of serfdom, but Nicholas apparently didn't like serfdom but was too weak to abolish it: Huckles I'm sure wouldn't mind slavery and also, serf's were white.
"If it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care."
When Mike Huckabee is Prez, he will take away their stupid health care and jail any socialist teachers who wanna give those freeloading (probly Kenyan) kids free lunches to stop their starviness.
He will also sit on Natalie Portman's head while singing 'Onward Christian Soldiers' and eating popcorn squirrel nuggets.
I'm pretty sure that's what would happen.
He will also sit on Natalie Portman's head while singing 'Onward Christian Soldiers' …
so death for Natalie Portman, is what you're really saying.
Are we absolutely certain Huckabee has a heartbeat, cuz we all know his testimony is not valid if he doesn't have a heartbeat.
There aren't enough salted, poisoned rat dicks in this entire universe for these fuckwits (Huckabee, Waker, Gingrich, Perry, the Koches, gah, fuck it, the entire GOP teabagging crew) to choke on.
Going to be drunk by noon, I reckon.
Natalie Portman is pregnant out of wedlock because she watched Murphy Brown as a kid.
She never managed to master Candace's 'slow burn' take, however.
Seriously, can Portman, y'know, act? I've only seen her in the Star Wars movies, and The Professional, when she was just a tot.
http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-can-natalie-po…
V For Vendetta was pretty solid.
See the movie Closer. Great movie. Portman not only acts, she sticks her almost naked stripper behind right in Clive Owens face.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376541/
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3403123968/tt0376541
And I've heard a rumor her stripper originally had a nude scene, but the director decided not to use it. :(
This man is a traitor to his sex. And also to lesbians.
Well, yeah. If you had the chance to film that, wouldn't you? Even if you never planned to put it in the movie. Cute ass.
You remember how the other day I said I was going heavy into Amalgamated Mason Jar Futures? Better than fucking Kruggerands, my friends.
Hucky's gotta learn that parenting depends on a consistent message to the kiddies (or grownups that you treat like children).
Brother has to pick a theme and stick to it… not pick and choose, particularly when you choose the semi-literate, virtually unemployable spawn of a snow billy grifter.
Consistency of thought is an abomination in TeaParty Land.
Wait, so abortion's not an option and birth control's not an option and now having the baby's not an option anymore?
I mean shit, I don't many people with a tardis so it looks like options are pretty slim here…
Abstinence is the only option. And since masturbation is not allowed either, we should be a nation of frustrated, stressed-out, angry pricks; the teatard nation in other words.
Yeah…. see abstinence without masturbation isn't possible past, what, 13, 14 years old? Just not physically possible. I don't care who you talk to – they may not do it every day, but they're doing one or the other. We have a ton of hypocritical asswads who try to tell us masturbation/porn is wrong for god knows what reason (these are usually the same tards who say gay people are going to hell for their "choice" until these tards get caught with underage boys…) and then because they're being told it's so wrong, people lie and say they don't do it, don't watch it, or that they "struggle not to" or whatever other bullshit.
Who decided it was wrong anyway? Some fat ass squirrel-brain eating dumbass who can't get laid so he doesn't want anyone else to either? But if you tell people they can't have sex, can't have safe sex, can't have abortions, can't raise babies and can't masturbate, you're going to end up not with a bunch of celebate people but with a bunch of syphilis- and herpes-riddled single teen parents who don't even understand how they got that way.
"Who decided it was wrong anyway? Some fat ass squirrel-brain eating dumbass who can't get laid so he doesn't want anyone else to either?"
DINGDINGDING!!! We have a winnah!!
A fat, stupid, old bigot said what?
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Ergo, Huckabuck wants all mothers to be miserable, barefoot and pregnant. Oh and married, also, too. Who knew?
Hey, if it's good enough for his wife, it ought to be good enough for everyone!
just ask his wife.
I'm guessing you didn't realize he was a Republican.
"75% black kids, 61% hispanic kids, and 41% overall."
Huckabee, you're doing your stand-up routine wrong. You're supposed to rag on your own people, not anyone else's.
Natalie Portman is talented, smart, wealthy and gorgeous. Huckabee is right–only Satan would condemn a child to a life with a mother like that.
Besides, Jesus never liked gluttons like that twelve-sandwich-eating Huck.
when i saw this story last night all i could think was 'wingers are pissed b/c she doesn't NEED a ring or a man.'
sisters are doing it for themselves.
If Natalie ever crosses paths with Huck, I hope she asks him to say her name.
Huckabee is dangerous. He waddles around as this affable, reasonable guy- and then occasionally drops these "wait-WHAT?" nuggets of shockingly hateful wrongheadedness, almost as an aside. It's like an SNL skit.
Subliminal Wingnut Guy.
Never drank the WALNUTS = Maverick Kool-aid and not gonna drink the FatBoy Dim = Moderate (or even sane) Kool-aid, even if we will have to listen to it for the entire election cycle, since the media has declared him so.
You are absolutely right. You see this fat prick on shows like Colbert/Stewart and he's all reasonable and aw shucks, then he goes out to the teatards and spews his hate speech. Unfortunately a lot of people don't pay enough attention to the wingnut side and think " hey this guy doesn't seem that bad".
How soon Forrest Gump forgets that he too was born out of wedlock.
But dadd'y on vacation. . .
And this is just galling:
“Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can’t get a job, and if it weren’t for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care.”
But you, and your rabidly insane, pink, corpulent party, are attempting to take away birth control, defund Planned Parenthood, defunded the WIC program, repealed HCR and are in the process of dismantling unions and firing teachers. How do these assholes talk out of both sides of their mouths and NEVER get called on it? Waiter! Pino Grigio, STAT!
Question is, how do they talk out both sides of their mouth and both sides of their asshole at the same time? Something like bagpipes but smellier, and just as annoying to listen to.
oh just beautiful.
I would very much like to be Natalie Portman's baby-daddy.
I wouldn't mind being her baby's second mommy.
I'd have her baby. I was so glad she grew up, I felt like a pedobear watching Leon the Professional and thinking "Man is that little girl gonna be hot."
I had to upfist you for that. I remember watching that same movie and having the same discussion with friends.
Like Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice. Or Great Balls of Fire. Or even Mermaids.
Yikes! I feel almost like I've been stalking her.
He's just worried that George Lucas is planning a new Star Wars series centered on Natalie Portman's baby ("Young Luke Skywalker"). It's a legitimate concern.
Christ, the proposed series HAS to be better than the first one…
So Huck, who are your fatass sons sleeping with?
They're in Arkansas so you obviously meant "What are your fatass sons sleeping with?"
Darrell and his other brother Darrell and pulling their own pork. Obviously.
Funny how Hick-a-bee would never believe Natalie if she told him the Holy Spirit knocked her up, but he bases his whole schtick on a fictional character with that backstory.
I want to be outraged about this, but he gives the media another opportunity to post that pic of the Huckabee clan, it's just comedy gold.
It just screams "I shoulda aborted".
Unto the second generation.
Which one is the dog torturer?
Wait, I don't understand. She's engaged to be married to the father of her unborn child. What would Gov. Huckabee rather she do? Abort the child and wait after she gets married to have one? That's absurd! The guy is around. They're going to be married soon. Chill out.
I'm pretty sure if you win the Academy award for Best actress it's fair to say you're no longer a starlet, but a real star.
Just like if you are Mike Huckabee, it's fair to say you're not a Dick Wadlet, but a Kentucky Fried, Grade A, Dick Wad.
Hatrabbit: You beat me to it! Yes – Ms. Portmann is a STAR!
As has been pointed out elsewhere, it appears she is not a "single" mom. She has an established relationship with the father of her child-to-be…
Of course Huckleberry's right about the out-of-wedlock birth rates in the U.S. This why he supports fully the initiatives allowing Planned Parenthood counselors into our public schools so they can distribute their birth control devices. He also supports gay marriage, evolutionary biology and maintaining the current speed of light at 186,282 miles per second.
Judgmental Huckster's family is the poster family for extremely gluttony. That's like two xian sins right there.
FatBoy Dim wouldn't say stuff like this if he had a big fat rod of bacon in his throat.
Natalie, cough up the long form marriage license for Huckabee, please. Jeeze Louise, it's getting to the point where we have to wear cargo pants to carry all of our papers to please the nut jobs.
Natalie is paying for this herself and not asking the government for anything. Think of the furniture for the baby, the diapers, toys, etc. She is pumping tons of money into her local economy, creating and sustaining jobs. Besides the extra counter help at the KFC, what jobs are YOU creating, Mike?
Next, Huckabee takes on that purveyor of moral turpitude Nathaniel Hawthorne.
What about all those unmarried farm animals you left behind Mike?
And you know who else was a Jewish, out-of-wedlock pregnant mom? That's right, Mary. And Portman's already given birth to a pair of messianic twins.
Yeah, and you know what happened to the little bastard? Lived a life of homeless rabble-rousing before being executed. Huck wins.
He seemed to prefer the company of other men, also.
Snark aside, I'm told there were women disciples too, who got edited out of the 'canonical' gospels.
See, you can't show the savior of humankind relating to women on a respectful and healthy level, because women are gross and have cooties. And that's the thinking that's made the church the psychological train wreck it is today.
WIN
Mike, buddy, sit down. The election was two years ago. Did you know that? They elected a nice mulatto man from Harvard.
Honorable Mention WIN.
Look at me I'm glamorous!!!! I feel like Fergie.
The Black Eyed Pea or the chunky, freckled British ginger?
Yes, I'm sure that all of the unwed mothers out there are only becoming unwed mothers because Natalie Portman did it first. The moms of each of those 75% of black kids (and I'm not even going to comment on the validity of that stat) had Natalie Portman posters up on their walls.
I thought they got knocked up cuz they saw Bristle on DWTS.
Huckabee Baby
On the tree tops
When the "right" wind blows
Lefty babies will stop
Lefty babies are zombies
That eat up our pie
So preach them into sumbmission
Or Ol' Boehner will cry
We should just put all those babies into Newt's orphanages.
Having a child out of wedlock is a million times worse than enabling a rapist murderer in his quest to rape and murder. I'm simply stating a fact.
Huck's making damn sure to scotch any sequel to that hated film the Black Swan.
Mike is right. We have to do something to stop the browns, the blacks and the Harvard educated millionaires from having babies. First step: defund Planned Parenthood and do not allow people to have abortion covered in their insurance….
Huh, that's funny; Hispanics are 16% of the total population, and blacks are 12.9 percent of the total U.S. population. If they have children out of wedlock at the rates
Fuckabee is postulating, that means that 6.56 and 9.675 percent of the newborn population is made up of children of unwed mothers of those groups.
The total of that is 16.235%. If the overall total of children of unwed mothers is 41 percent, then 24.765% of those unwed births, the largest percentage, are the offspring of some other race that is not being singled out.
HM WHO COULD THAT BE THATS NOT BEING MENTIONED WHILE BLACKS AND HISPANICS ARE
Huckabee is a fat fucking racist protofascist pig.
QED
Hucklebee: "Damn you, math!"
You don't know what the code word to the base here is? Natalie Portman is a "Jew".
I'm not going to bother looking this up but who wants to bet $5 on which color states have the highest unwed teen birth rates? I pick Red.
"If it weren't (sic) for government assistance…"
And like all Republicans he stands firmly on the side of pro-starving to death and pro-never having health care.
Astronomers have announced that Pluto was downgarded from it's "planet" status to make room in the solar system for the diabetic Huckabee men.
Been a helluva long time since I could look down and see mah pecker!
That comment works on so many levels.
"Governor Walker, it's Colonel Qadaffi on line three. He says he's in a bit of a pickle in his own Country and read about your management style. He's wondering if you have time to speak with him, maybe give him some pointers…."
…don't know what's going on with my 'puter today. That poor yet to be strangled dog is saying "Help me" under his breath. Out of view in the shot are the banjos, git-fiddles and garrote.
Whoever said stripes are slimming never saw a circus tent.
Nice picture – good thing vertical stripes are so thinning.
Ahh. Sounds like someone got the herp.
Judging how little starving is going on in the Huckabee household, he must have at least 4 wives.
Mike Huckabee said the word starlet. And then he said this: Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, cant get a job, and if it werent for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care.
Every time one of these Repubtards opens their yap I get filled with …. is it joy? it is bile rising in my throat? Both. I'm joyful because they reveal themselves as the hate mongers that they are, but I am sickened because a lot of Amerikuns follow them like sheep.
“Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can’t get a job, and if it weren’t for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care.”
This is bad news for Brisket Palin.
It's ok for Natalie, Mike. She has a man in her name.
This country went straight to Hell, when we outlawed stonings.
Not to mention all these laws forbidding girls to marry before the age of consent. If she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to make some man a slave..er…I mean wife.
So… He calls out a single mom who actually has the means and maturity to raise a baby as a single mom (not to mention tons of grace) but ignores a single teen mom who doesn't have the emotional maturity to maintain a facebook account, much less raise a baby, and who has "provided" for that baby with a combination of government assistance like medicaid and money from her mom?
I mean, shit. I might call the Huckster out on his weight but at least I'm closer to his dog's weight than his. Is it possible that all that lard caused a stroke that no one picked up on and the man now has brain damage?
Seriously, it is completely impossible for these repuke assholes and their single-gene base to mind their own fucking business! Oh, and by the way, Huckleberry, the average welfare queen is white, not black, you racist pig.
Huck would need some crazy pretzel logic to put this statement together with his Mau-Mau rant and explain the African/American OUT of wedlock conception and IN wedlock birth that resulted in the man who is a fuck-all better president than he would ever be.
Huckleberry hasn't suffered from failure to lunch, has he?
What always kills me is before ascending to the national GOP Huckleberry was known as a decent, fairly moderate Republican for a fundie. He didn't cultivate the malicious hatred with a smile sociopathic behavior of Jerry Falwell back then. What does it say about the national GOP that Huckleberry thinks it's good strategy to be a completely bigoted, condescending and judgmental asshole because he thinks it will win him fans and the party nomination?
I don't think it's strategy, fundies are all like this, Huck just has a nice guy veneer that wears off really quick once you pay attention to what he's mumbling about.
There are some BIG Huckabees in that photo. Phew!
Was this family portrait taken before or after the Huckster went on his purported diet?
Reasons teens girls get pregnant:
Desire to have sex without appreciation for consequencesLack of education on contraceptivesSocial pressure not to get abortionTrying to be like the chick from the Star Wars prequels.
But, at least they look good doing it, and in Modern America, that's really all that matters.
No irony in a Christian attacking a Jewish single mom, I guess.
"You know, right now, 75 percent of black kids in this country are born out of wedlock. 61 percent of Hispanic kids — across the board, 41 percent of all live births in America are out of wedlock births. And the cost of that is simply staggering. "
By adding Natalie Portman he's just throwing the Jeeewws into the mix.
Furman? / Vandy?
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