America's Muslims To Redress Statue of Liberty, Put a Burqa On That Hussy
America's new favorite Thomas Kinkade—a brave "fifth-year" art student at the Pratt Institute, is being CENSORED because his message is TOO TRUE and POLITICALLY INCORRECT for the sissie limp-wrists of the art world. [ The New Criterion ]
Evil Muslims (is there any other kind of Muslim, really?) want to destroy the Statue of Liberty and turn it into brand new Victory Mosque for their innumerable blood rituals. [ Before It's News ]
Obviously, people from Berkley California are all terrible ivory tower tenure-leaches, but did you know that are also solely responsible for the financial crisis? It's true! [ Pajama's Media ]
Glenn Beck can lift fucking BOULDERS now, people. So his conspiracy theories must be right! [ Glenn Beck ]
China's messenger pigeon army is ready to obliterate America with waves and waves of bird feces. [ Telegraph ]
The crap gap? If this also involves forcibly recruiting the dozens of gulls dive-bombing my parking lot, you're upfisted.
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