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It's the Oval Office he occupies in his mind.
He's got a ways to go to beat that creepy shot of Cheney stalking Bush from under the trees.
Is that a hand reaching out from inside that Podium?
The majesty of the Oval Glory Hole.
The majesty of the Oval Glory Hole.
I'd like to add "You know it's a lobbyist manning it."
Photo entitled: The View from Bizzaro World Grant Storm's Van.
I've seen this video, it gets weird.
Weird political angles, at its best.
Taken through the porthole of the Ship of State.
"What The Maid Saw"
That's fucking outstanding!
Is the new White House photographer David Lynch?
Oh Joe, say it isn't oak.
Taken through the teardrop window in the back of Joe Biden's customized GMC love van (replete with A-Team paint job).
Image now available in a lovely commemorative plate from the Franklin Mint.
Image now available on a lovely commemorative plate from the Franklin Mint.
At least Biden has his shirt on.
If Uncle Joe takes a hit off some unidentified gas, yells at the first lady not to look at him, and then makes a reference to his mother, this will be the most winningest win ever.
With waterbed, shag carpeting, and "Love Machine" painted on the side in psychedelic lettering, right?
And something stuck in the shag carpeting ever since he loaned the van to Grant Storms.
I liked this view better in the movie Porky's.
Totally.
Is that The Ovaltine Window I've read about?
Now in refreshing vanilla.
Is there a blackboard hiding somewhere in there?
Was it a photographer or the chef taking it from the kitchen?
It was the photographer/chef actually. Budget cuts are a bitch.
This time…
Joe Biden is optically weak.
No, he's "urinating" into a "bottle."
Where's the playground equipment?
How Much is that Joey in the Window?
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you this Easter's worst-selling panoramic egg.
Whatever happened to the White House tradition of the State Easter Eggs? Those were awesome. (read as 'terrible but fucking hilarious)
Meh, it does not count as voyeurism unless and until I can see for myself if it really is a big fuckin' deal.
My Dad used to call those vans "daughter rapers."
OK, this is what goes through my head when I see that picture:
Saruman: Sauron has regained much of his former strength. He cannot yet take physical form, but his spirit has lost none of its potency. Concealed in his fortress he sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth and flesh. You know of what I speak. A great eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.
uncovers the stone) Why? Why should we fear to use it?
Gandalf: The Eye of Sauron.
Saruman: He is gathering all evil to him. Very soon he will have assembled an army large enough to assault Middle-earth.
Gandalf: You know this? How?
Saruman:I have seen it.
They enter another room, where a stone sphere lies covered.
Gandalf: A Palantir is a dangerous tool.
Saruman
Gandalf: They are not all accounted for, the lost seeing stones. You do not know who else may be watching!
so very good.
"I want my money back! You promised me chicks in the shower!"
Should've just used the nannycam.
Tonight: Joe Biden, After Dark
"I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head! I crush you!"
A wasted opportunity that the photographer did not snap this from inside the fireplace. Amateur.
Or perhaps the offal office.
Or the oval orifice.
Creative. A shot framed through the West Wing's "Fleshlight."
That isn't a big fucking window.
I just want to take this opportunity to say that I fucking love Joe Biden. That is all.
Ooo, the sexy keyhole/peeing-Joe shot. That's the money shot, right there.
I prefer the video where he's ironing, in the nude.
clearly, he photog didn't want to be in the same room as scott walker.
So you're saying it's an average Tuesday at the Naval Observatory?
"Diane…"
I was thinking maybe more Annie Liebovitz, myself.
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