- The Pentagon has announced that it is “repositioning” U.S. war ships, aircraft and “nearly 2,000 Marines” in the Mediterranean Sea, to “provide for flexibility [when we invade Libya].” According to America’s top diplomat Hillary Clinton, the United States and its aircraft carriers believe that “there will be the need for support for humanitarian intervention. We also know that there will probably, unfortunately, be the need for rescue missions.” It’s also very unfortunate that the U.N. Security Council’s recent sanctions against Libya include a bizarre clause which grants immunity from war crime prosecutions to all Security Council-authorized interventions in Libya. Haha, so yeah, this authorized intervention could be “a friendly U.N. peacekeeping force, sent to distribute hobo beans and bottled water.” It could also be “2,000+ Marines providing cover fire while Navy SEALs rescue the oil fields, Mission Accomplished.” (We report, you decide!) Support the Troops, Remember the Maine, Loose Lips Sink Ships, Blah Blah Blah, War Forever. [McClatchy/Reuters]
- “A pizza feud outside Philadelphia turned ugly after a pizzeria owner was arrested for planting mice at a competitors’ restaurant … Police Chief Michael Chitwood labeled the incident as ‘food terrorism.’” Uh? [Fox News]
- Are you a “bro,” sometimes called a “male,” in Olde English? That is too bad, since apparently our Western Values are making you very depressed and eroding your self-esteem. Sorry! [BBC]
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Yes, the pizza owner did plant the mice and yet, he was considerate enough to make sure that they knew they had to wear a hair net at all times.
As one who officiates over males from 18-22 year of age on a regular basis, let me say that some erosion of self-esteem can't come soon enough.
Today we are all Jane Russell.
That'll get the economy going again. Next stop, Teheran.
PIZZA. SERIOUS BUSINESS.
No, planting mice at a competitors establishment is not food terrorism. Cracker Barrel, KFC double downs, and anus burgers are food terrorism.
Planting mice at a competitors establishment is not food terrorism. Cracker Barrel, KFC double downs, and anus burgers are food terrorism.
Planting mice at a competitors establishment is not food terrorism. Cracker Barrel, KFC double downs, and anus burgers are examples of food terrorism.
"Food Terrorism?" Should it not be "Rodent Terrorism?"
why are muslins allowed to own a-pizza-pie shops in the first place? These colors don't run, and my meat-lovers, stuffed crust pizza will not be delivered by some yum-yum terr'ist
If you just stop touching it for a few days you can build up a pretty good head of self of steam.
If you just stop touching it for a few days you can build up a pretty good head of self steam.
Are we going to use our military like Reagan did or the way Jefferson did? I hope like Jefferson did cuz I want to talk like a pirate.
Women are almost twice as likely to develop major depressive disorder in their lifetime as men, but we believe this difference may well change in the coming decades.
Jesus, can't we ever just have something for ourselves?
Although Marilyn got all the hype, Jane Russell was the real eroticism in "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend."
Although Marilyn got all the hype, Jane Russell was the real eroticism in the performance of "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend."
What? A mention of Libya and no tribute to Uncle Sam's Misguided Children aka the Marines?
You know, the old hymn about From the Halls of Montezuma to the Shores of TRIPOLI!
I am all for humanitarian aid, but if this turns into Operation Keep the Oil Coming, I have to ask if that money would be better spent finding something other than oil as fuel.
I'm Tiger Adonis, trasher of hotel rooms, consumer of opiates, loving the hookers and I'm not depressed. Seriously. This Scoot Wanker on the other hand has a problem?
I'm Tiger Adonis, trasher of hotel rooms, consumer of opiates, loving the hookers and I'm not depressed. Seriously. This Scoot Wanker on the other hand, has a problem?
Saudi Arabia is sending the tanks we gave them to Bahrain, also. Too.
For Freedoms™!
~
Now when I was a young boy,
at the age of five
My mother said I was,
gonna be the greatest man alive
But now I'm a man, way past 21
Want you to believe me baby,
I had lot's of fun
I'm a man
I spell mmm, aaa child, nnn
That represents man
No B, O child, Y
That mean mannish boy
I'm a man
I'm a full grown man
I'm a man
I'm a natural born lovers man
I'm a man
I'm a rollin' stone
I'm a man
I'm a hoochie coochie man
Fuck the BBC.
If Qaddafi wouldn't have denied the protesters Hobo beans in the first place then we wouldn't have to give them any of ours. Why are the protesters causing trouble with the distribution of Hobo beans? When will they learn? They must be loyal to their mass-murdering, psycho, billionaire, overlord and bend over and take it already. All this whining is getting on my nerves.
Mice or anchovies? This might take awhile.
If I am Jane Russell then why aren't I in bed feeling my own boobs?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention
So how many refugees can we actually get on an aircraft carrier?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention
So how many refugees can we actually get on the aircraft carrier USS Kearsarge?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention
So how many refugees can we actually get on the aircraft carrier USS Kearsarge?
http://www.kearsarge.navy.mil/default.aspx
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention
So how many refugees can we actually get on the aircraft carrier USS Kearsarge?
http://www.kearsarge.navy.mil/default.aspx
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention
So how many refugees can we actually get on the aircraft carrier USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on the aircraft carrier USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on the aircraft carrier USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on the aircraft carrier USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on the aircraft carrier USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on the aircraft carrier USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on the aircraft carrier USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on the aircraft carrier USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on USS Kearsarge ?
aircraft carriers …. humanitarian intervention …whaaaaaa??
So how many refugees can we actually get on USS Kearsarge ?
"Food terrorism". I'm throwing a flag on this one. I'm sick of every little thing now being labeled "terrorism" now. Here maybe this will help everyone.
"the calculated use of violence (or the threat of violence) against civilians in order to attain goals that are political or religious or ideological in nature; this is done through intimidation or coercion or instilling fear"
IF I STUB MY TOE MY COFFEE TABLE IS NOT A TERRORIST.
"Food terrorism". I'm throwing a flag on this one. I'm sick of every little thing now being labeled "terrorism". Here maybe this will help everyone get on the same page on what terrorism is:
"the calculated use of violence (or the threat of violence) against civilians in order to attain goals that are political or religious or ideological in nature; this is done through intimidation or coercion or instilling fear"
IF I STUB MY TOE MY COFFEE TABLE IS NOT A TERRORIST.
"Food terrorism". I'm throwing a flag on this one. I'm sick of every little thing now being labeled "terrorism". Here maybe this will help everyone get on the same page on what terrorism is:
"the calculated use of violence (or the threat of violence) against civilians in order to attain goals that are political or religious or ideological in nature; this is done through intimidation or coercion or instilling fear"
IF I STUB MY TOE, MY COFFEE TABLE IS NOT A TERRORIST.
Whatcha sayin' there Psyc?
*puffs out chest, sucks in gut*
Well, that's what Viagra and Enzyte commercials are for.
Bros before psychos[is].
A UN resolution is not going to stop Boner and his crew from eventually bringing some kind of charges against Obama.
I love that it's news that men might become almost as depressed as women in 20 years or so. Gimme a break. Call me when you have to deal with PMS and labor, and then we can talk.
Speaking as a Navy vet, I'm sure ennui set in long ago, and our boys will welcome this opportunity to bomb someone besides Iraqis and Afghans. But the crucial question becomes, Will the Muslim Brotherhood let the US aircraft carriers transit the Suez Canal? Or are we going to have to do the "end-around" via Capetown, Dakar, and Gibraltar?
Fox just issued new internal copy guidelines. Henceforth, "mice" are to be referred to as "homicide mice."
The ones without self-esteem end up smoking pot and playing video games down in Mom's basement.
Rationality: it'll never catch on. I am thinking of adopting this as a motto.
Rationality: it'll never catch on. I am thinking of adopting this as my motto.
The guys aren't rushing to have cramps and bloating monthly, as far as I can tell. I'd be willing to had that right on over to them.
We teachers at Montezuma Middle School extend a hearty welcome to our impending Marine Corps occupiers. Finally.
Back to the shores of Tripoli, but this time the pirates are the oil companies.
Hey Zeus and Maria, too, also.
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Iraq before the First Persian Gulf War and it worked out <a href=" <a href="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/30/article-1196584-0061EE1600000258-877_468x319_popup.jpg">great!” target=”_blank”>http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/30/article…
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Iraq before the First Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Iraq before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Iraq before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Iraq before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Iraq before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Iraq before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Iraq before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Iraq before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Iraq before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Iraq before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Kuwait before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Kuwait before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Kuwait before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Kuwait before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Kuwait before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Kuwait before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Kuwait before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Kuwait before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Kuwait before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Kuwait before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
_________________
¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Kuwait before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Kuwait before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Kuwait before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Kuwait before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Kuwait before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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¹How many are we up to now?
Oh yes let's send in our heroic special operations forces to secure the oil fields. They did that in Kuwait before the First¹ Persian Gulf War and it worked out great!
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Once the Marines hit the shores of Tripoli again, our friends to the south may start to get nervous that the Marines are going to do a tour through that whole song again.
Riley: after "War Forever," you forgot "War is Peace"
It's Fox, so of course they just refer to Upper Darby as "outside Philadelphia" instead of "one of the rich, white, Catholic, Republican suburbs of Philadelphia".
Comment terrorist!
And the tanks aren't actually tanks. They are food delivery vehicles, and the shells….Happy puppy population control apparatuses.
Don't forget the ordeal of Trying On Swimsuits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOERMMssC0I&fe...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOERMMssC0I&fe...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOERMMssC0I&fe...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOERMMssC0I&fe...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOERMMssC0I&fe...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOERMMssC0I&fe...
…are you saying Mystery Science Theatre is not a life manual?
Ha you say that like Boner is in charge.
And the lesson we learn from this story is, next time you place your order,
don't forget to say, "No rodentia mus musculus, please."
"food terrorism"…is you pizza fucks trying to inject cheese in every crack and crevice of the damn pie…
Meh, they'll fit plenty. Just ask the Vietnamese. Trick is going to be pointing the ship in the direction of Mecca five times a day.
It's natatorial terrorism!
Jah-Weh told you not to touch that forbidden fruit. But would you listen?
Yah-Weh told you not to touch that forbidden fruit. But would you listen?
As a man who has suffered from depression and low self-of-steam, I say to any fellow penis bearers who get depression due to our society becoming more sexually egalitarian: boo fucking hoo. If you're married to a woman who makes more than you, it does not mean you've "failed as a breadwinner", and thinking that mean you're misogynistic ass.
In my experience it is the ones without self-esteem go on to higher larning, get MBAs and wreck the economy to stick it to the Munsons of the world while the ones with too much self esteem end up living in Mom's basement or end up working for Ron Paul.
…and Tostinos and Mountain Dew are not a well balanced meal, either.
Robert Gates : "Never, ever, ever, EVER wage a land war in Asia and Middle East AND Africa !"
Chickenhawk GOPs :" Why do you hate our troops?"
ya, some of us men live in a house with 4 women and swear we go up and down a few pounds in cycle.
but…I live in a house with 4 women and swear I go up and down a few pounds in cycle.
Yeah, but we get nose hair. It's a curse.
Hell, half the Marine Corps is made up of Hispanics. No worries.
I don't know. Those are really more like "food subterfuge". Or perhaps "food guerrilla warfare."
It should be refreshing to see the "terrorist" label finally applied to a presumably white guy (based on the name, probably Greek), but no it's over silly bullshit instead of actual terrorism, like say Operation Rescue.
"A few days?!?!" Maybe if I got in a horrible accident and broke both arms and was in traction.
Early posts from both yesterday and Friday were struck by late-night trolls, both from Breitbart. Are those assholes sending new people over to annoy us every night now?
If the Brotherhood doesn't let us use the canal, I see another bomber-tunity coming our way! Yippee!
If the Brotherhood doesn't let us use the canal, I see another bomber-tunity coming our way! Yippee! Stand in the door!
Well, I'm tired of every political scandal being referred to as "Whatever-gate." Just sayin'.
I recommend we drop mice onto all the pizzerias in Libya, thus eroding their self esteem.
You get to keep pregnancy, too!
Sometimes, you have to shoot humans to be a humanitarian just like vegetarians have to shoot vegetables. …wait…
That you think women don't shows the depth of your…well, whatever…
You should ask the residents of Little Rock, Arkansas how that drill-y, frack-y pursuit of oil is workin' out for 'em. They're experiencing earthquakes on a regular basis now, to keep you from experiencing a new Libyan war.
Fuck. Now I'm depressed.
And CNN's webpage has this poll:
"Do you believe Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is loved by his nation's people, as he says? Yes/No"
I believe answering 'Yes' takes you to a Teaparty site where Glenn Beck sells you gold.
Jane Russell was a necrophiliac?
Funny how there's so little mention of the Barbary wars in history classes; then we could have more readings of the Treaty of Tripoli, negotiated by Presidents George Washington and John Adams:
"As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility, of Mussulmen; and, as the said States never entered into any war, or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties, that no pretext arising from religious opinions, shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries."
So women are twice as likely to suffer depression, but the article's focus is that men might be, maybe in the future getting a bit more depressed a little more often as women acquire more of a role in society?
I'm thinking that men aren't going to be surrendering the center of attention anytime soon.
So you're talking about some sort of plan for self-esteem redistribution, are ya? Where have I heard that before, comrade? "The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity"
Clearly not manly enough, though–if effete Western Civilization hadn't emasculated them, the pizza warriors would be unleashing tigers, not mice.
No, a balanced meal would be Cheetos and Diet Coke. We're not idiots, you know.
Humanitarian Intervention is a hot topic again. Lots of books articles in scholarly journals discussing when it would be permissible, under what circumstances an "intervention" could occur, proper mix of forces, etc.
Most of those justifying it are Europeans. Unfortunately the people who would benefit from an invasion of their territory, the occasional difficulties that occur during the fog of war–bombs dropped on the wrong cities, granaries set ablaze, mass slaughter, starvation and disease–look at it as neo-imperialism or the new colonialism.
What a bunch of ingrates.
"I've had it with these muthafuckin' mice on my muthafuckin' pizza!"
I see an opportunity here – all the emasculated men (pobre) who are depressed have a new opportunity as the US decides to commit to humanitarian missions where ever there are Muslims or oil or both.
I see an confluence here – all the emasculated men (pobre) who are depressed have a new opportunity as the US decides to commit to humanitarian missions where ever there are Muslims or oil or both.
Stop blood libelling Bacon'z Good!
"No mice? You've got the wrong guy. I spell my name DANGER!"
Weapons of Mass Expansion
Ha you say that like boner is in charge.
Fuck intense debate and it's comment eating ways.
Oh shit, the youth of today are living on pizza and Red Bull. Where does that fit in?
Of course the coffee table isn't the terrorist. Your wife is. She deliberately moved that coffee table just enough when she was vacuuming knowing you would stub your toe.
This should make you feel better; at least it wasn't 'outside' terrorists but one from your very own home.
I thought the problem with the MBA types was too much self esteem; which really is much more of a problem for society at large than too little.
Especially given this tragic truth: "We live on the west side, they live on the east side of the stree-ee-eet!"
Sure, men's existential crises relate to the shifting balance of power between genders and the inability of men to be "breadwinners", fine. But the conclusion – "as we see more men affected we need to think about how to support and get them back to work" is a horrendously idiotic sop to the status quo. Hey, I dunno, maybe we could make it socially acceptable for men not to only be judged by their economic success / feats of strength / control of wimmenz? Maybe. Or is that too womanly a suggestion (no homo) ?
Sure, men's existential crises relate to the shifting balance of power between genders and the inability of men to be "breadwinners", fine. But the conclusion – "as we see more men affected we need to think about how to support and get them back to work" – is a horrendously idiotic sop to the status quo. Hey, I dunno, maybe we could make it socially acceptable for men not to only be judged by their economic success / feats of strength / control of wimmenz? Maybe. Or is that too womanly a suggestion (no homo) ?
>>Or are we going to have to do the "end-around" via Capetown, Dakar, and Gibraltar?
Or is that a "reach-around" the Cape of Good Hopey?
Thank god Charlie Sheen doesn't have any heavy weapons at his disposal.
(as far as we know)
+1
OT, but there is a report that WOR radio in NYC has terminated Glen Beck, or his radio show at least.
Galiatsatos is charged with disorderly conduct, harassment and animal cruelty.
Animal cruelty–that must have been really bad pizza.
This Metaphor Aggression will not stand, man.
I thought the fascination with homoerotic MMA cage fights would take care of this problem. Yep, nothing satisfies like war.
I hope the Libyans revive the Barbary States.
Dick Van Dyke knew that there was no reasoning with the Ottomans
One of the linked stories on the BBC male depression article is: # Male depression fears grow 10 JUNE 2003, SCOTLAND
The BBC has been beating this drum for a long time.
"Zactly. We should tattoo that preamble on the palm of you know who & her minions.
I personally am looking forward to the "Hey you kids, get off my lawn" stage of life.,
I personally am looking forward to the "Hey you kids, get off my lawn" stage of life.
Cheetos are the world's perfect food. Too bad they leave your fingers stained.
Once again, New York is two months behind Philly and just trying to be like us.
Once again, New York is two months behind Philly and just trying to be like us.
For Beck's replacement, I suggest Charlie Sheen or Randy Quaid.
The ones with too much self esteem and zero motivation.
BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT OUR FOUNDING FATHE…oh, yeah, right…
Big Pharma likes the effect of cheese infusions on your cholesterol level, and your subsequent lifetime addiction to Lipitor, so it's okay.
That ego infaltion comes after school when they get paid bajillions for doing nothing really, drive fast cars, date loose women, etc and then turn into the very bullies that tormented them.
Aw the wonders of humanity.
It's more of a matter when the ego inflates. I graduated with a lot of guys like me (low self esteemer who tries to make it big to show them) who became assholes during the tech boom. As for me, I got my ego badly dented in school (because I was a lazy student) and learned how not to take anything for granted.
No, they wouldn't be good replacements. They need someone as crazy or crazier than Beck.
Why won't our Marines go hungry in Libya?
Because of all the sand which is there!
Which would be most of them these days.
Hey, one good thing about being a liberal…we are in favor of change. so not my problem.
Here's hoping that the conservatives get a depressed as they are depressing.
Hey, one good thing about being a liberal…we are in favor of change. so not my problem.
Here's hoping that the conservatives get a depressed as they are depressing.
Hey, one good thing about being a liberal…we are in favor of change. so not my problem.
Here's hoping that the conservatives get as depressed as they are depressing.
Does the terrorist mouse get 57 virgin mice?
"…something other than oil…
May I suggest 18-22 male self-esteem? While it lasts.
If there ever were a group of idiots with nothing worthwhile to do, it is this bunch.
They are America's skidmarks. Nothing more.
Terrorism — to me — has the additional element of originating outside an established government. The difference being that a government is restrained by the threat of retaliation against the nation as a whole, whereas terrorists don't have that concern.
And after dropping nukes on Japan and bombing Germany to rubble, we can't get to sanctimonious about civilian targets.
You can't have Randy. He's applied for refugee status here in Canada.
They don't annoy me. I like the attention. Shit, who wants to preach to the fucking choir all the time? Makes me feel like I'm getting under their pimply, white skin. I love it!
Thank you Horseperson. I have thin skin and when Blood Libeled it makes my feelings frown.
Reason: A passing fad.
I mean no offense, really; but if I were a Brit I would be depressed, too. I'm sure there are millions of great examples of British Manhood….just don't often learn of them or see them, or hear about them.
Well played sir…well played!
If you stuff the refugees in body bags, you can fit a whole bunch on a boat.
They only come out at night.
WTF! You can't just give away all our precious hobo beans, Obummer! When the dollar crashes after Boehner and Co. wreck the economy hobo beans will be our new currency!
Fap will find a way…
"Whatcha thinking about?"
"Oh, I dunno. War stuff, I guess."
And then they did each other's hair and painted their toenails bubblegum pink, and there was peace in the Middle East.
Nonsense, there is no food in anything that you listed.
They mostly come out at night. Mostly.
If I were a Brit, I'd be depressed about the Tories being in charge again, cutting the budget to the bare bones and doing everything they can to prevent economic recovery.
I would, if it weren't for the fact that the same shit is going on in my own Country at this very moment.
We should nuke the Briebart's site from orbit—it's the only way to be sure”
Weapons of Ass Expansion (fixed).
They actually load MREs into the tank shells…fast food redefined.
The way she says "officiates" makes me feel all dangly in my tingly bits.
You know who else wanted to redistribute self-esteem?
Sheen would be magnificent for television, no so much for radio: It would be highly entertaining to watch him drink Moet out of a porn starlets' asscrack, but the radio rendering would miss the visual impact. The vomiting and broken glass and random liquids dripping would sound good on radio (at least on FM) but the visuals would be key. Fux should be talking to this young man…
There you are, a renewable resource!
That's when they get off the late shift at McDonald's. Mystery solved.
Yes, Marilyn had a certain
intense fuckabilitysweet vulnerability about her, and of course is now legend due to herinsanely poor choicestragic downfall, but Jane Russell takes the prize forsheer rackitudesheer rackitude.The US Navy did the same thing during the "unpleasantness" in Egypt. Complete with Marines. Maybe they just want to be a looming omnipotence.
I hope.
I don't know, if you blow up a cruise ship with a bomb, is it "cruise ship terrorism" or "bomb terrorism"?
I'm probably going to get a visit from the FBI now, aren't I?
I don't know, if you blow up a cruise ship with a bomb, is it "cruise ship terrorism" or "bomb terrorism"?
I'm probably going to get a visit from the FBI now, aren't I?
I don't know, if you blow up a cruise ship with a bomb, is it "cruise ship terrorism" or "bomb terrorism"?
I'm probably going to get a visit from the FBI now, aren't I?
Also, you ladies totally rule in the Non-successful-suicide-attempts category.
Hope they put Jillian Barberie in charge.
According to the commercials, Viagra is apparently for guys so stupid they buy bottled water for the radiator in their raggedy-ass old Camaro.
lucky thing the people of Libya don't want any outside Intervention
I hope someone rescues Gaddafi's wardrobe; it belongs in the Smithsonian.
…and we are supposedly being governed by a "liberal"
Emphasis on the supposedly, OC.
Come over here RIGHT NOW, young man, and show me your documentation.
Que? No speako dee Anglais.
Y'know, maybe we should get together and borrow some of Limey Lizzie's Nazi uniforms some time…
MBA=me above all
Speaking of self-esteem problems.
Is having too much a problem?
Often. Especially when it's so seriously misplaced.
What is it with those doctors wanting to fix all those cleft palates, anyway?
I for one welcome our new female overlords.
Or gates!
How are you gals on ear-hair? With me it's like I've got two graying afros growing out of the holes on either side of my head.
Hard to say, since I’m a dude. Maybe you should get your ears waxed, ha ha.
And your genitalia.
John Boehner says that is a myth.
From the article: "Having to send your wife out and feel like a parasite surely would put up the rate of depression…."
Is he saying, in effect, that it's hard out here to be a pimp?
Since it's WOR, one can only assume that they have truly found someone really nuts to take his spot.
Fidel Castro was right about the USA coordinating this as a pretext for invading Libya? http://www.granma.cu/ingles/reflections-i/21febru...
Such a bummer if all those awesome revolutions were just part of a nefarious conspiracy.
It's all part of the plan for a united North America – go to the cashier to exchange your old dollars for Ameros.
The article is bogus. Women have always had higher incidence and prevalence of depression, while men have had higher alcoholism rates. Both have been equaling out for decades.
My informal observation is that Wonkette commenters experience frequent transient depression in reaction to societal and political attrocities, and frighteningly frequent alcohol intoxication, for the same reasons.
Us young people's acting out is a sign of the erosion of self-esteem. It's already happened. Douchebags aren't born; they're made.
I'm not even sure if I believe that.
I read the title as "Humanitarian Invasion" which is probably the correct Orwellian term, anyway. You know, it's like we did in "liberating" Iraq.
Because the other two "humanitarian interventions" weren't diverting quite enough money away from those lazy poor people with their (sneer, whiny voice) schools and hospitals and children?
"Without my male privilege, I'm you!"
/Hank Hill/
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