SNOWBILLY TWITTER GRIFTS  1:15 pm February 28, 2011

Sarah Palin Also Has a Secret Twitter Account So She Can Follow Herself

by Jack Stuef

The spelling error is almost poetic.
Last week, we brought you the news that Sarah Palin had a secret Facebook account registered to her personal Gmail address, which was mistakenly revealed in her ex-aide Frank Bailey’s book transcript. Now, we’ve found a Twitter account registered to that same e-mail address: mckinely777, which is listed under the name “sarah.” What does Sarah Palin use her secret Twitter account for? Pretty much just to follow her other Twitter account. She’ll do anything to increase that follower count and seem more popular, we guess. Or she just really likes herself. Both?

By the time we got to the mckinely777 account last night, it hadn’t posted any tweets, or they had been scrubbed before we got there. The account followed SarahPalinUSA first, of course. It also follows the Drudge Report and Newt Gingrich. It didn’t have any followers of its own when we came across it. But really, who would follow a dummy account that only exists to follow SarahPalinUSA?

In retrospect, it does seem kind of strange that the non-denial denial Palin posted on Facebook on Wednesday mentioned “fake” Twitter accounts:

On a side note, there’s always buzz about fake Sarah Palin Facebook and Twitter accounts. Please know that this is my only authentic Facebook account and SarahPalinUSA is my only authentic Twitter account. Pay no attention to the fake accounts and their fake messages.

At the time, nobody in the press was accusing her of having a personal Twitter account, just a personal Facebook account. So this seems like it was a preemptive move to deny the existence of a personal Twitter account that would eventually surface.

Which makes sense, because even though we never mentioned it in our earlier posts, Palin’s people knew we knew there was a Twitter account registered to her personal e-mail address. Last Monday night, after we plugged the e-mail address into Facebook, we went to Twitter. Twitter lets you see if there are accounts registered to the e-mail addresses in your e-mail contacts. So we added the Palin Gmail to our contacts and were able to see that she had an account, but we weren’t able to see what it was. Twitter will only let you see a contact’s account is if she allows herself to be found by her e-mail address. So we clicked to request the user to allow herself to be found by e-mail.

Between then and the time we put up the post on the Facebook account the following morning, we never checked to see if Palin clicked the button on the e-mail that arrived in her Gmail box asking her to allow herself to be found on Twitter. But apparently she really is that dumb, because when we looked at Twitter again yesterday, we were able to see what profile is registered to that Gmail account. Now we know why the non-denial mentioned “fake” Twitter accounts.

According to Twitter, the mckinely777 account was created way back on January 24, 2010. Based on the “wall” posts of the first Facebook account that was created after “Lou Sarah” was, we know the “Lou” account dates to at least November 2009. Both came into being only months after the last e-mail excerpted in Bailey’s book.

By the way, Google will never reassign a Gmail address that was already registered once, even if the user deleted their account. So nobody but Sarah Palin could have used that account unless she allowed it or she was hacked. Given that the account is still in operation (and she’s not suing any hapless college kids), that seems unlikely.

Anyway, who in the world would name her account “mckinely777″? Somebody who loves Alaska so much that Mt. McKinley is the first thing that comes to mind when she thinks of a random name, but somebody who also can’t spell “McKinley.” Yeah, that sounds like Sarah Palin. [Twitter]

 

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{ 227 comments }

SmutBoffin February 28, 2011 at 1:18 pm

Not only is she a failure in Real Life (vast piles of cash aside), but she is a failure in Internet Life, which is the more important Life.

ManchuCandidate February 28, 2011 at 1:52 pm

Exactly. What a brilliant piece of, um, humanity she is.

It also says a lot about her followers, too.

arihaya February 28, 2011 at 1:19 pm

next scoop:

"Sarah Palin has a secret Wonkette account to comment on Wonkette stories about Sarah Palin"

OneYieldRegular February 28, 2011 at 1:27 pm

The downfister revealed!

arihaya February 28, 2011 at 1:51 pm

relax,,, if she is the downfister, she will only downfist half of the comments here,,

the other half will be safe because she will quit before finished downfisting

smokefilledroommate February 28, 2011 at 2:54 pm

I thought you were going to allude to the fact that she is a half-wit.

ChessieNefercat February 28, 2011 at 3:13 pm

So there's an advantage to not being able to comment until a hundred comments in. That's nice to know.

PsycWench February 28, 2011 at 1:28 pm

The true identity of liberal=intolerant has been uncovered!

teebob2000 February 28, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Not if "liberal" and "intolerant" were both spelled correctly.

ChessieNefercat February 28, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Yeah, that likely wouldn't be possible for her, considering all those syllable thingys.

Cicada February 28, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Sarah Palin has the spunk and karisma needed to lead this country. Quit your attacks!!T!

Cicada February 28, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Amen.

ManchuCandidate February 28, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Also

FraAnima February 28, 2011 at 2:34 pm

Too

DaRooster February 28, 2011 at 6:09 pm

Such as(s)

randoracer February 28, 2011 at 1:35 pm

Dammit, I've been made!

OC_Surf_Serf February 28, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Don't Retreat…ReFist!!

GuanoFaucet February 28, 2011 at 1:44 pm

T

Barbara_i February 28, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Cool, now I can leave Sarah a message.
Hey Sarah,
It's really horrible how you are going to tease people into sending money because you are "hinting" at running for POTUS. You have 12 million+ and you are taking money from people who may not be able to afford it. Money is not the lovely deodorant that you think it is.
Thanks,
Barb

P.S. suck my dick!

PristineODummy February 28, 2011 at 2:54 pm

I think she's up to $26 mil by now. Recalibrate!

MinAgain February 28, 2011 at 2:01 pm

Who told?

GOPCrusher February 28, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Does that mean we will all get our own personal surveyor's mark?

Jack Stuef February 28, 2011 at 4:41 pm

Don't worry, I checked.

Slim_Pickins February 28, 2011 at 7:16 pm

I think the statement, "she's not THAT smart" covers this possibility.

trampndirtdown February 28, 2011 at 9:46 pm

Darn I expected an I am Spartacus type campaign on my wonkette… oh well.

Snarke_Diem February 28, 2011 at 1:20 pm

And here I thought we'd never have a politician so paranoid as Richard Nixon.

Lou Sarah puts him to shame; makes him look reasonably sane.

mereoblivion February 28, 2011 at 1:21 pm

But she is not a crook.

jim89048 February 28, 2011 at 2:19 pm

If only Darpanet had been around back then, I think his inner 'tard would have come shining through.

ChessieNefercat February 28, 2011 at 3:20 pm

And personable, empathetic and moderately attractive, almost, too.

Weenus299 February 28, 2011 at 1:20 pm

Hurry! We must mate her with Charlie Sheen before he dies and she hits menopause.

It's the only way to create the race of self-important komodo dragons.

undeterredbyreality February 28, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Tiger-Grizzley spawn!

teebob2000 February 28, 2011 at 1:57 pm

I find it difficult to believe that 298 users before you took some variant of the username "Weenus".

Oh — hang on, this is Wonkette, isn't it.

mereoblivion February 28, 2011 at 1:20 pm

She meant "delani."

Moleman_v3 February 28, 2011 at 1:25 pm

Well, subconsciously it was "denial."

Negropolis March 1, 2011 at 4:52 am

Dana Denali. Some girl's going to take that as a porn name if it hasn't been, already.

smokefilledroommate February 28, 2011 at 1:21 pm

I guess 'mckinely666' was already taken.

weejee February 28, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Or she's a fan of Boeing aircraft.

KarenJ503 February 28, 2011 at 5:57 pm

Seriously, one of Palin's nieces is named "McKinley". No kidding, really.

From SP's Alaska: "WASILLA, ALASKA JULY 10 2010: The Palins (Sarah, Todd, Piper and cousin McKinley) fish for salmon in a cove in Redoubt Bay(photo Gilles Mingasson)."
http://www.newsobserver.com/2010/11/19/813082/war

DerrickWildcat February 28, 2011 at 1:22 pm

She's pretty awesome.

DerrickWildcat February 28, 2011 at 1:33 pm

Great post Derrick!

jim89048 February 28, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Zing!

SorosBot February 28, 2011 at 2:25 pm

Amen!

Chillwaver February 28, 2011 at 2:49 pm

For a reTard, you mean?

SilverTsunami February 28, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Would she have been a different person if her learning disability had been identified, and adjusted for, when she was still in school?

DaRooster February 28, 2011 at 6:11 pm

Don't you mean awsoEme?

Negropolis March 1, 2011 at 4:52 am

Amen

Crank_Tango February 28, 2011 at 1:22 pm

Sarah Palin, 111 more than the other beast.

mereoblivion February 28, 2011 at 1:55 pm

"Breast"?

horsedreamer_1 February 28, 2011 at 3:06 pm

I was thinking it's a salute to Stryper.

V572625694 February 28, 2011 at 1:22 pm

This post would really be boring if it weren't about Alaskunt.

Lascauxcaveman February 28, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Actually it's kind of boring anyway. The whole time I'm reading it, I'm thinking, "Damnit, Jack get to the bit about how she can't even spell the name of the highest, most famous mountain in her home state."

GOPCrusher February 28, 2011 at 3:00 pm

Mt. Denial?

bitchincamaro2 February 28, 2011 at 1:22 pm

She is soooo maverick-y.

PristineODummy February 28, 2011 at 2:56 pm

That's *one* name for it.

Snarke_Diem February 28, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Also, too: Lou Sarah knows that the number "666" (Mark Of The Beast aka Satan) is the one truly associated with herself. She thought she was being clever when she chose "777" instead.

Bonzos_Bed_Time February 28, 2011 at 2:08 pm

All my religious understanding comes from The Pixies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRRrTl2J2w8

Sophist [APPLESAUCE] February 28, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Trolly McDownfisterton is back, so upfists all around.

p.s. Sheesh, even Narcissus only looked at one refection of himself at a time. Sarah's world is like a million funhouse mirrors reflecting vapid nothingness.

Jukesgrrl February 28, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Downfisting is such a juvenile empty gesture, it seems like something Bible Spice would enjoy. She probably has her whole family doing it.

Watch out, Sister, your kids read enough of these articles and they're liable to come over to our side.

jim89048 February 28, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Please tell me that egg isn't fertile or in any way viable.

NorthStarSpanx February 28, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Since she had her tubes tied and 'burned' (yuck) – after Piper Diaper, I don't think so.

Clancy_Pants February 28, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Jack you missed your calling. You could have been a star on "The first 48" (well provided you eat a box of donuts for breakfast every day, have a cup of coffee glued to your palm and a wear a polyester tie that ends above your navel).

EatsBabyDingos February 28, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Sarah is trying to game the Googlz' logyrhythm. That's the "ploop ploop ploop" sound from the ol' banyo, ameego.

mereoblivion February 28, 2011 at 2:06 pm

I fear logorrhea ain't the cleverest way to game a logarithm.

EdFlintstone February 28, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Time for some clever wonketter to "Santorum" her on google.

weejee February 28, 2011 at 1:25 pm

Her social network runs the risk of getting the mic too close to the speakers…

FEEDBACKFEEDBACKFEEDBACKFEEDBACKFEEDBACKFEEDBACK

Oblios_Cap February 28, 2011 at 1:25 pm

That avatar is not an egg; if you've ever been to Alaska you know that's a moose dropping.

walstib February 28, 2011 at 1:25 pm

Okay, fine. I'm really Sarah.

No, I won't wear my red pumps and help your "rocket."

And also, too.

LionelHutzEsq February 28, 2011 at 1:26 pm

The interesting thing is that she chose 777, which is just one greater for each digit from 666. Clearly, Sarah Palin has become a Muslim, and now she is busy preparing the way for the new Alaskan Caliphate. It's in the Bible People!!! Just ask Glenn Beck!

EatsBabyDingos February 28, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Actually, I remember the Pixies telling me that 777 is God, because man is 555, the devil corned the six market, and his monkey was going to heaven.

Mumbletypeg February 28, 2011 at 1:35 pm

…We'll all take turns (upfisting each other)
I'll get mine too (some pees in return)…

smokefilledroommate February 28, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Oh my golly!

Sophist [APPLESAUCE] February 28, 2011 at 1:40 pm

I forget what 888 is for.

SorosBot February 28, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Toll-free numbers, after all the 800 ones got used up.

LionelHutzEsq February 28, 2011 at 1:56 pm

"You have just reached 888-Bristol. It is so hot here in Arizona, that I've had to take off my parka and slather my nearly naked body with moose grease to keep from burning. Would you like to spread some grease on me….."

CapnFatback February 28, 2011 at 5:23 pm

It's for pitbulls wearing lipstick to kiss off into the air.

DeeJayKitteh February 28, 2011 at 2:02 pm

Twits go in, twits go out. Never a miscommunication. She must be God!

Oblios_Cap February 28, 2011 at 1:26 pm

<a href = "http://www.google.com/images?rlz=1T4ADSA_enUS383US383&q=moose droppings&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&sa=X&ei=rOhrTeZ2xJuWB7i8-f8B&ved=0CCwQsAQ " > I told you!

ttommyunger February 28, 2011 at 1:27 pm

"Sarah has a secret twitter account so she can follow herself" Also has another secret place where she can finger herself; and I understand it's as big as a fucking Horse-Collar.

cheaphits February 28, 2011 at 1:32 pm

Yeah, kinda twat twittering twat.

And twat fingering twat.

ttommyunger February 28, 2011 at 1:35 pm

Fap,fap,fap!

LesBontemps February 28, 2011 at 1:44 pm

I just about choked to death on my sandwich, reading that. Gives us a warning next time!

ttommyunger February 28, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Less messy, but more dangerous, than a spit-take… Only resulted in a wet fart on my end.

buford2k10 February 28, 2011 at 10:04 pm

Thanks for that image.

ttommyunger February 28, 2011 at 11:18 pm

You're welcome, and since you liked that so much, her asscrack looks like a torn pocket with a hole in the bottom of it.

AKbum February 28, 2011 at 1:29 pm

She also has another Twitter account from which she watches this one.

MarshallBanana February 28, 2011 at 2:38 pm

Actually, 74% of the Internet is Sarah Palin following herself.

AKbum February 28, 2011 at 7:37 pm

Well, they say the Internet Makes You Stupid…

Jukesgrrl February 28, 2011 at 3:49 pm

It's a wonder the woman has time to cash her speaker-fee checks.

Gratuitous World February 28, 2011 at 1:29 pm

no no. McKinley is the president/mountain. "mckinely" is Wasilla's most famous meth lab.

mavenmaven February 28, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Check the phone record for multiple votes for Bristol on Dancing With The Stars!

NorthStarSpanx February 28, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Bristol would have voted for herself too, if she remembered to follow-through. At least her mom starts something, even if it is only to quit halfway through.

DaRooster February 28, 2011 at 6:19 pm

Do they use Diebold machines?

Sharkey February 28, 2011 at 1:31 pm

It's a shout-out to William McKinley, 25th President of the U.S.

He has risen from the grave!

SorosBot February 28, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Maybe she's a fan of Glee, and named it after its' fictional high school

mereoblivion February 28, 2011 at 1:59 pm

O dear, so we have to go back and negate TR's presidency?

ChessieNefercat February 28, 2011 at 3:26 pm

And he saw the Tundra Tart, and jumped right back in.

GuanoFaucet February 28, 2011 at 1:31 pm

What a mountain of fail.

baconzgood February 28, 2011 at 1:31 pm

TWAT LIBEL!!!!!!!!!!

Worthly Wokette Skum February 28, 2011 at 1:31 pm

She actually started "project McKinley" during the 2008 race. She was thinking of herself as Teddy Roosevelt.

NorthStarSpanx February 28, 2011 at 4:07 pm

As the 21st Century Rough Rider, except with Chavez sponsored sno-go's and Eskimo's and subArctic Indians instead of those 9 out of 10 Indians he felt were good as dead.

Actually, modeling herself after Teddy makes more sense than Reagan – she been workin her "cowboy" image and robust masculinity hard.

PsycWench February 28, 2011 at 1:32 pm

I wonder if the anonymous downfister knows that everytime he/she goes on a rampage and it's pointed out, multiple Wonketters upfist everyone? This results in more thumbs-ups than we would have otherwise.

Snarke_Diem February 28, 2011 at 1:36 pm

I'm thinking Lou Sarah sub-contracted Brisket to handle downfisting at Wonkette. Her lectures-on-abstinence gig has tanked so she needs the cash.

genxr February 28, 2011 at 2:16 pm

It's a service her political consulting company provides.

Lascauxcaveman February 28, 2011 at 1:46 pm

Synergy!

OC_Surf_Serf February 28, 2011 at 1:51 pm

…when yer freshly minted pee goes down by one before yer very eyes ya almost want to got to Brightfart and start downslammin…but then another Wonkette comment makes me laugh 'till the tears dry up.

TanzbodenKoenig February 28, 2011 at 2:25 pm

I love when I see them slappin each other on the back in the Breitbart comments about how "they really showed Wonkette" as if we just fall to pieces when someone is too cowardly to actually troll and too dumb to realize that half of us prolly want negative p points, that red stands out quite a bit

MarshallBanana February 28, 2011 at 2:40 pm

Actually, I HAVE noticed everybody's pee-score rising considerably lately, and attributed it to that exact phenomenon.

Progressiveinga February 28, 2011 at 1:32 pm

She follows herself. She friends herself. You KNOW she googles herself. Has anyone alerted Xtine O'Donnell to all of this masturbatory behavior?

DashboardBuddha February 28, 2011 at 1:32 pm

I once went to mount McKinley, but she said I wasn't her type.

Btw…did ya'll know that Denali means "the high one"? Them Indians were pretty fricken' smart.

ManchuCandidate February 28, 2011 at 2:23 pm

/cues snare drum/

cheetojeebus February 28, 2011 at 2:38 pm

I'm more of a Grand Tetons kinda guy. ( * )( * ) !

NorthStarSpanx February 28, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Ah gee DbB, it means the Great One or the Ancient One. Mistook your moniker for sage and thoughtful consciousness.

Realizing that I'm at Wonkette, I'll give you a pass or open myself up to snarky backlash. I've been meaning to take up cutting as an emotional release, but this environment is just as therapeutic.

Buzz Feedback February 28, 2011 at 1:33 pm

Twit for Twat.

hagajim February 28, 2011 at 1:35 pm

Is all of this following of ones self some kind of weird technological masturbation? Why doesn't she just upfist herself….repeatedly.

fartknocker February 28, 2011 at 1:35 pm

Tundratwat tweets. Fascinating.

When she tweets her peeps does her twat twitter with twagasms?

BaldarTFlagass February 28, 2011 at 1:36 pm

"Last Monday night, after we plugged the e-mail address into Facebook, we went to Twitter. Twitter lets you see if there are accounts registered to the e-mail addresses in your e-mail contacts. So we added the Palin Gmail to our contacts and were able to see that she had an account, but we weren’t able to see what etc etc etc…"

You guys are, like, internet detectives or somethin'!!

GuanoFaucet February 28, 2011 at 1:36 pm

For Palin there is no peak stupid.

mereoblivion February 28, 2011 at 2:11 pm

But on their wedding night she made Todd keep his eyes closed, and now and then had to remind him "No peeking, stupid."

Tundra Grifter February 28, 2011 at 1:36 pm

"Pay no attention to the fake accounts and their fake messages."

How about if I just don't attention to any of this? Ever…

Boojum_Reborn February 28, 2011 at 2:26 pm

Has she never even seen the Wizard of Oz?

Schmannnity February 28, 2011 at 1:38 pm

"What does Sarah Palin use her secret Twitter account for? Pretty much just to follow her other Twitter account."

The blind following the blind.

ChessieNefercat February 28, 2011 at 3:33 pm

What on earth did people of her arresting array of pathologies do before facebook and the twitter? Rent PO boxes and send themselves letters? Install another phoneline and call themselves?

I've known some self-absorbed people, but hoo-boy, that shrieking dunce is in a class of her own.

baconzgood February 28, 2011 at 1:39 pm

DOWN FISTY!!!! Try as you may you cannot take my impenetrable won-oh-six!!! My Wonkette homies have got my back and I thiers!

taraariano February 28, 2011 at 1:39 pm

The premiere of her TLC series also revealed that one of her nieces is named McKinley.

arihaya February 28, 2011 at 1:40 pm

btw "mckinley" most certainly refers to Mount McKinley of Alaska,, also known as Denali or The "High" One, which might also refer to the situation of Sarah Palin's daughter Willow

BaldarTFlagass February 28, 2011 at 1:55 pm

I thought Denali was that ginormous SUV built by Chevrolet.

genxr February 28, 2011 at 2:20 pm

The one her daughter drove to the Target parking lot and got high in, yes.

horsedreamer_1 February 28, 2011 at 3:09 pm

Got a real clam-bake going on in that truck.

Steverino247 February 28, 2011 at 2:31 pm

It means she likes to get on top.

elviouslyqueer February 28, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Wait. Sarah as an unhatched egg? Wouldn't a headless chicken be infinitely more appropriate?

Steverino247 February 28, 2011 at 2:32 pm

Headless turkey. That's why she was facing the other way during the filmed incident.

mrblifil February 28, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Now we know what went wrong with Trig. His egg got scrambled.

baconzgood February 28, 2011 at 1:43 pm

"I can see tweets from my house"

Selfish_T February 28, 2011 at 1:43 pm

And she's also blocking people who try to follow her. Unless she just has something against me personally, which I doubt.

ChessieNefercat February 28, 2011 at 3:35 pm

That would seem to match her general attitude toward the media: Leave me alone, stop making things up, hey, hey, look at me!

the_problem_child February 28, 2011 at 7:41 pm

She hasn't blocked @stuef yet, for what that's worth.

OC_Surf_Serf February 28, 2011 at 1:44 pm

How's that social-ey, network-ey thingy working out for ya?

NorthStarSpanx February 28, 2011 at 4:29 pm

She's probably sneering bad today, those delicate, limp, girly-man Hollywood Star(lets) had the nerve to give Sorkin an Academy Award last night.

Katie Couric got the duPont, Cronkite and a Reliable Resources Award for asking her such hard hitting questions like, "What newspapers do you read" while Sorkin ripped her a new asshole for being a bad blood-lust hunter with press on nails.

What's next? An EGOT for Andrew Sullivan?

Negropolis March 1, 2011 at 4:56 am

GOOOOOOOOOAAALLLLL!

SorosBot February 28, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Her accounts are just as fake as her glasses, hair and breasts.

Extemporanus February 28, 2011 at 1:45 pm

For every self-reflexive social network sock puppet account linked to Sarah Palin by Sarah Palin, I'll bet ya Trigs to TruckNutz that there's another such account linked to Sarah Palin by Todd Palin and each member of the quitter's litter.

baconzgood February 28, 2011 at 1:49 pm

:) Quitter litter on twitter.

BaldarTFlagass February 28, 2011 at 1:57 pm

It's more complicated than the Medici family tree.

mereoblivion February 28, 2011 at 2:14 pm

But no matter how many times Bristol and Co. get knocked up they won't be shooting out any popes.

GOPCrusher February 28, 2011 at 3:10 pm

Get thee to a nunnery!

Jukesgrrl February 28, 2011 at 3:52 pm

"Mom's writing on my wall again" is probably the most common Palin Family complaint.

Negropolis March 1, 2011 at 5:00 am

Come on; mama grissly needs a new pair of shoes.

undeterredbyreality February 28, 2011 at 1:46 pm

These are not the twat twitters you are looking for.

Progressiveinga February 28, 2011 at 2:18 pm

No, but "As the Twat Twitters" is a great title for $nowbilly $arah's next book.

trampndirtdown February 28, 2011 at 9:38 pm

The grift is strong in this one.

MinAgain February 28, 2011 at 1:46 pm

No matter how you look at it, the first four letters of "twitter" still spell "twit".

El Pinche February 28, 2011 at 1:46 pm

She's facebooks herself. She twats herself.
Now she just needs to go fuck herself.

DeeJayKitteh February 28, 2011 at 1:56 pm

She's like a one-woman campaign to return Narcissistic Personality Disorder to the DSM.

El Pinche February 28, 2011 at 2:04 pm

Doing a one-woman show, My Own Private Retard

mereoblivion February 28, 2011 at 2:16 pm

Soon to be an Academy [R] Award [TM]-winning motion picture, My Left Twat.

DeeJayKitteh February 28, 2011 at 2:21 pm

"My Left Twat" is too liberal-y and socialist — she'd have to change it to "My Right Twat."

mereoblivion February 28, 2011 at 2:17 pm

They took it out? I couldn't tear myself away from the mirror long enough to notice.

chickensmack February 28, 2011 at 2:28 pm

Do the practitioners who edit that manual realize how many American capitalist princesses will go undiagnosed, and not receive the treatment* they deserve?

* getting their ass beaten for being a self-indulgent person

SheriffRoscoe February 28, 2011 at 1:57 pm

Sarah must really be good at multi-tasking. Why, between creating fake social networking accounts for the purpose of following each other, where does she find the time to raise her retarded baby, chase boys out of Willow's bedroom, write "books", and work on her persecution complex?

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mereoblivion February 28, 2011 at 2:18 pm

As someone barely capable of single-tasking, I can only gasp in awe.

Snarke_Diem February 28, 2011 at 2:28 pm

She's a classic "smoke & mirrors" personality: she injects herself into as many things as possible so looks to be incredibly busy, yet does NOTHING well.

NorthStarSpanx February 28, 2011 at 4:32 pm

I'd also imagine that reading all those awesome Queen Esther emails from her prayer warriors is quiet the time suck too. And since she trusts NO ONE, you know she has to read it all herself to validate how amazing she is.

How does she do it?

zhubajie March 1, 2011 at 6:27 am

I'll bet someone else raises the baby.

Bonzos_Bed_Time February 28, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Lets start a new game and try to figure out who she's posting as on Wonkette!!!

Progressiveinga February 28, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Firstdood's Bitch has been noticeably absent lately……..

Bonzos_Bed_Time February 28, 2011 at 2:37 pm

Coincidence? I think not!

mrblifil February 28, 2011 at 5:21 pm

Whatever happened to Pam Rammitup_My_HamSlam?

Negropolis March 1, 2011 at 5:04 am

That's easy. Think up some Alaskan landmark, and then think of a way to incorrectly spell it, and you've got a headstart. Either that, or follow the maiden name. Really, she's that predictable.

mereoblivion February 28, 2011 at 2:01 pm

And we sound so sure of this because . . .

Gleem_McShineys February 28, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Putin's head saw it all

DaRooster February 28, 2011 at 6:17 pm

From his porch?

Snarke_Diem February 28, 2011 at 2:02 pm

Someone should find out how many fake Facebook and/or Twitter accounts are maintained by the First Dud aka Todd Palin. I think "Ted Haggard" whenever I see his face . . .

mereoblivion February 28, 2011 at 2:37 pm

I just think "haggard." Wait, that's when I look in the mirror.

mereoblivion February 28, 2011 at 2:03 pm

It would haveta be white noise, no?

weejee February 28, 2011 at 2:42 pm

sweet

Snarke_Diem February 28, 2011 at 2:04 pm

Important disclaimer: don't be confused by my avatar. I am not Lou Sarah, formerly known as Sarah Palin. That is all.

Jukesgrrl February 28, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Naw, you spelled everything right and used punctuation.

chascates February 28, 2011 at 2:04 pm

If she ever did become President she would change the missile strike code to something simple like 'nucular' or 'doomsday'.

baconzgood February 28, 2011 at 2:11 pm

The combination is one….two…three…four…five.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6iW-8xPw3k

ChessieNefercat February 28, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Or 'tomorrow.'

NorthStarSpanx February 28, 2011 at 4:33 pm

She's not that imaginative. I think the honor would go to any member of her family, dad, brother, mom, sisters, kids. . .a derivative of her own name perhaps?

NeedsWants February 28, 2011 at 2:06 pm

I'm already ignoring all the buzz about all the fake Sarah Palin's running for president.

Ducksworthy February 28, 2011 at 2:07 pm

I'm guessing she thought Denali666 would be too much of a giveaway.

Jukesgrrl February 28, 2011 at 3:57 pm

And "I [HEART] BP" was already taken.

DangerHelvetica February 28, 2011 at 2:08 pm

I'd just like to take a moment to remind everyone that she was nearly Vice President.

baconzgood February 28, 2011 at 2:14 pm

Oy Vey.

Steverino247 February 28, 2011 at 2:35 pm

This is not a good reminder for John McCain!

Dudleydidwrong February 28, 2011 at 2:59 pm

John McShame: the STD that keeps on giving…

GOPCrusher February 28, 2011 at 3:13 pm

BUZZKILL

Negropolis March 1, 2011 at 5:05 am

Yes, in her head.

fuflans February 28, 2011 at 2:13 pm

the twitter age: the age of the inane.

Monsieur_Grumpe February 28, 2011 at 2:17 pm

Ditsy broad.
Too sexist?

mereoblivion February 28, 2011 at 2:18 pm

That's a terrible thing to say about Ken! Ain't you ashamed?

Bonzos_Bed_Time February 28, 2011 at 2:38 pm

Nah, Ken uses too many big words.

genxr February 28, 2011 at 2:23 pm

her non-denial press release didn't mention craigslist, did it?

chickensmack February 28, 2011 at 2:23 pm

Chickensmack: SARAH PALIN SUCKS!

Not_Chickensmack: God damn right. I want to fuck you so much, Chicken.

Chickensmack: Thank you for believing in me, Not_Chickensmack!

mrblifil February 28, 2011 at 5:18 pm

Get a room you two!!!

SanfordandSon11 February 28, 2011 at 2:34 pm

A Nation of Serfs – A Parcel of Rogues

Terry February 28, 2011 at 2:39 pm

"But really, who would follow a dummy account that only exists to follow SarahPalinUSA?"

Perhaps if someone cared enough to check, they'd find a whole slew of fake supporters for Sarah both on Facebook and Twitter. I swear, she acts like a 13 yr old schoolgirl.

zhubajie March 1, 2011 at 7:09 am

Is there a 3rd level, fake Twitter and Facebook accounts to follow the fake ones found so far?

prommie February 28, 2011 at 2:42 pm

Oh come on, can't we be grown-up about this? Masters and Johnson proved long ago that almost everyone "twitters themself," to use this new slang term. And the rest who claim that they don't are lying! Ha ha, I love that joke. But really, so what if Sarah Palin twitters herself? I'm not afraid to admit it, I twitter myself all the time.

PublicLuxury February 28, 2011 at 2:57 pm

What causes this deep seeded need for attention? Was Sarah a vicitm of clergy abuse? Maybe she was a willing participant? Cumming for Jeebus is always popular with the fundie sect.

Jukesgrrl February 28, 2011 at 4:02 pm

Judging by how her father acted when "she" shot that poor caribou, I'd guess our Snowbilly was over-praised as a child.

AntonovBureau February 28, 2011 at 2:57 pm

Hmm, this sounds like the various throw-away email accounts I use to sign up to conservative websites, emails like sara4prezusa, sarah4evar, all of which have various misspellings of Wasilla as their password.

oh, I won't sue you if you hack those accounts, but the most interesting things you will find are daily updates from Joe the Plumber and other such dignitaries.

GOPCrusher February 28, 2011 at 3:18 pm

So you are the one? I tried all of those for my ashleymadison.com contact e-mail address and they said they were taken. I ended up using Palinlovesanal@hotmail.com so e-mail me sometime!

AntonovBureau February 28, 2011 at 4:52 pm

Yeah, the sad thing is I actually keep forgetting what spelling mistake I made so I probably have like 10 accounts with similar variations now.

If this were 1998, I'd be thinking that I would make million$ from selling those accounts on to someone

JudyOChristian February 28, 2011 at 3:08 pm

Let the twit tweet! Sairy fer preznit!

horsedreamer_1 February 28, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Sarah Palin is a copy of a copy.

BklynIlluminati February 28, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Soooooo lonely…..

philpjfry February 28, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Sad sad miserable woman.

EdFlintstone February 28, 2011 at 4:09 pm

Sarah should of helped Tahd with the iron dog race. Sarah would of had a second snowmachine(snowmobile to the non-retodded) at the half way mark he could of jumped onto to win the race.

Thedongsofwar February 28, 2011 at 4:51 pm

Is there a kewl, leet way to say "Sarah Palin puts the 'Twit' in Twitter?"

seppdecker February 28, 2011 at 4:55 pm

With a head full of straw, no heart, and chickening out of her first term, she could have been mistaken for Scarecrow, Tinman or the Lion.

With those red pumps, you might have even pictured her as Dorothy (if that's your thing).

"Pay no attention to the fake accounts and their fake messages."

Clearly, she is the Wizard.

MistaEko February 28, 2011 at 6:20 pm

The use of "777" shows what some have known all along – Palin is actually a robot serving as a viral marketing tool for the software team at Bungie.
http://bungie.wikia.com/wiki/Seven

Launching with the program's election to Governor in 2006, the program initially was meant to speak and tweet in humorous codes and riddles, leading the fan base to learn of Halo 3's drop date in 2007. Like so many prototypes, it was riddled with bugs – a problem yet to be resolved. So unnoticed was the initial launch that the Bungie team tried again on a grander scale in the 2008 election for its drop of Halo: ODST. Indeed, the infamous Katie Couric interview, when dissected in sound editor, points you to the locations of the Engineers in ODST.

The sale of Bungie to Microsoft led to numerous unforeseen consequences, leading ultimately the defunding of the Palin Project wherein the program "stepped down" in order to avoid further fallout for the team. Unfortunately, like so many Bungie side projects, they take on a life of their own…

/damn good coffee at work today

AutomaticPilot February 28, 2011 at 7:05 pm

I really have nothing new to say, so "What a fucking dope" will have to suffice.

SanfordandSon11 February 28, 2011 at 7:59 pm

lol @ "what fucking dope". Needs moar THC

SanfordandSon11 February 28, 2011 at 8:06 pm

777 indeed ;I
Well played retard, well played…

BTWBFDIMHO February 28, 2011 at 9:15 pm

Amazing internet skills for someone with a degree in journalism!
Don't retrain, retire!

trampndirtdown February 28, 2011 at 9:44 pm

Tawd's a quisling.

DangerHelvetica February 28, 2011 at 11:34 pm

I usually don't double comment on posts, but this has been rattling around in my think pan since we heard about Lou Sarah. Sarah Palin has legions of followers. Millions? I dunno, whatever the number is, it's truly frightening. There are sycophants just hanging on her every move, waiting for the opportunity to reassure her that she is just the best mom/politician/foreign policy analyst/piece of ass that ever was. People would probably die for her, if she asked.

So why the hell does she feel the need to sockpuppet as one lonely voice out of millions?

AKHottie March 1, 2011 at 4:11 am

Well, now I'm confused. I thought her bff Christine O'Donnell (who's Knotta Which) said friending and twittering one's self is adultary or something like that. Does Todd know about this?

Negropolis March 1, 2011 at 4:50 am

At what age did Sarah stop developing emotionally? These antics are like pre-teen territory, here.

zhubajie March 1, 2011 at 6:26 am

Does she actually do any work? Or just monitor Facebook and Twitter? How many layers of this are there, anyway?

q_tion_evrythng March 7, 2011 at 5:41 pm

To answer your questions–on a stack of Fundie Bibles–No. Yes. Don't know 4 sure, but
the Twitler, one of her actual litter, and/or one of her flying monkeys actually troll the Internets. After giving examples of her mental problems on my post, there was a reply (posted 2 weeks later) to my post, saying Sarah Palin is full of moral values and I am a high school mean girl.

Sophist [APPLESAUCE] February 28, 2011 at 2:01 pm

The only phone-sex line that charges more to hang up than to keep talking.

Worth every penny, too.

mereoblivion February 28, 2011 at 2:03 pm

We're gonna need a bigger moose.

PristineODummy February 28, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Hey, Bristol's getting there. Send her some free pizza if you're so concerned.

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