Yesterday, a great way to start the new job:

The White House meets with all kinds of people all the time! It probably meets with David Koch impersonators! You can probably even walk in there with your dick hanging out and the president will still talk to you!

Hey, here’s a tip: maybe don’t meet with lobbyists? [YouTube]

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