COLD BLOODS  10:48 am February 25, 2011

Donald Rumsfeld Refuses To Answer Whether Or Not He’s a Lizard Person

by Jack Stuef

Space lizard (left) and comedy hero (right).ARE DONALD RUMSEFELD AND DICK CHENEY LIZARD PEOPLE FROM OUTER SPACE WHO EAT HUMAN FLESH? For years, this is the one question the world has wanted to ask, as it is the only rational explanation for two beings that look human but in no way acted like it when they were in office. Yesterday, the world finally got its chance. Suspected lizard Donald Rumsfeld went on The Opie & Anthony Show to discuss his new book. Luckily for humanity, our greatest living stand-up comedian, Louis C.K., was also a guest, and he asked Rumsfelf point-blank if he is a lizard. Rumsfeld’s response? Some weird story about a guy buying him dinner that had nothing to do with the question. C.K. went on to ask the question a few more times during the interview, and specifically asked if Rumsfeld ate Mexican babies, but he wouldn’t even explain why he wouldn’t respond to the lizard question. The lizard question is first posed at the 2:37 mark in this video. After the interview, Louis C.K. supports his conclusion that Rumsfeld is obviously a space lizard.

It may be a little late to save any of those lives lost in Iraq, but we’ve got you cornered now, lizard man. [Splitsider]

 

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Barbara_i February 25, 2011 at 10:51 am

Of course they don't eat Mexican babies. That's a horrible thing to say! They stick them in the Bass-o-matic blender, splash of rum and make nina coladas.

V572625694 February 25, 2011 at 11:27 am

You're the funniest baker ever, methinks.

Barbara_i February 25, 2011 at 2:31 pm

Thanks!

MsQuasimodo February 28, 2011 at 3:03 am

I love all the crazy shit you post here, Barbara_I — what's your facebook name? I wanna friend you!!

PsycWench February 25, 2011 at 10:51 am

Technically, Rumsfeld is a dinosaur, which translates as "terrible lizard".

horsedreamer_1 February 25, 2011 at 10:59 am

While "Dino Radja" translates as 'terrible baller'.

SayItWithWookies February 25, 2011 at 11:29 am

To be fair, most giant extinct reptiles with brains the size of a walnut could run a war better than Rumsfeld did. But then, you go to war with the extinct reptiles you have, not the extinct reptiles you want.

gef05 February 25, 2011 at 11:37 am

Yeah, but it was the good kind of terrible, not the shitty kind.

Redhead February 25, 2011 at 10:51 am

And if Glenn Beck has taught us anything (other than how to rape and murder young girls in 1990), it's that if someone doesn't deny the accusations, they must be true.

Why does Rumsfeld prefer to eat MEXICAN babies? Why does he hate freedumb?

hagajim February 25, 2011 at 10:51 am

His official title is Ambassador of the Alien Iguana herd…and he's a fucking dick to boot.

BornInATrailer February 25, 2011 at 10:52 am

Louis CK is a God. If you didn't watch "Louie" last year, there is something wrong with you.

Cicada February 25, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Seriously. That show is fucking brilliant. So brilliant I was shocked they gave it a second season.

deanbooth February 25, 2011 at 5:16 pm

I searched Netflix to see if there were any Louis CK streaming shows. It recommended his HBO comedy special "based on your interest in Downfall."

MinAgain February 25, 2011 at 10:53 am

He doesn't actually eat Mexican babies. He just bites off their heads and sucks out the juice. You know, like a lizard alien version of a wax soda bottle.

el_donaldo February 25, 2011 at 11:24 am

I really should read more before I post. Nah, who am I kidding. Reading is for chumps.

MinAgain February 25, 2011 at 11:26 am

Dude, we are as one.

BornInATrailer February 25, 2011 at 3:06 pm

Rummy jokingly refers to them as Spic-L-Nips.

(God I feel terrible for writing that but not terrible enough to hit backspace)

Gratuitous World February 25, 2011 at 10:54 am

if rumsfeld wants to avoid these questions, he should quit wearing that chupacabra costume every halloween. he should also quit being such an asshole.

bitchincamaro2 February 25, 2011 at 11:11 am

Assholeism to Rummy: "I can't quit you."

NeedsWants February 25, 2011 at 11:42 am

Um, that's no costume…

Radiotherapy February 25, 2011 at 9:03 pm

He also shouldn't have fabricated a reason to go into endless wars.

Texan_Bulldog February 25, 2011 at 10:55 am

Remember, Rummie: you go on a radio show with the other guests you have…not the other guests you might want or wish you had.

Monsieur_Grumpe February 25, 2011 at 10:57 am

Actually, I can’t recall Rummy ever answering any question. Being an alien would explain the bizarre way he talks.

Lascauxcaveman February 25, 2011 at 12:19 pm

Turing Test FAIL.

Troubledog February 25, 2011 at 10:57 am

Unemployed lazy aliens with no work ethic lounging about eating people.

Oblios_Cap February 25, 2011 at 11:01 am

It's good work if you can get it.

gef05 February 25, 2011 at 11:33 am

Do they check your birth certificate and INS papers when you apply?

Oblios_Cap February 25, 2011 at 11:19 am

It's a living.

baconzgood February 25, 2011 at 10:58 am

"there are known knowns of lizard people; there are lizard people we know we know are lizard people. We also know there are known unknowns of lizard people; that is to say we know there are some lizard people we do not know are lizard people. But there are also unknown unknowns of lizard people — the lizard people we don't know we don't know are lizard people. I hope this clears this subject up. Now lets get to eatin' babies."

-Donald Rumsfeld (lizard person)-

freakishlywrong February 25, 2011 at 10:58 am

First rule of being a lizard person. Don't talk about being a lizard person.

Oblios_Cap February 25, 2011 at 11:02 am

Lizard's First Rule? I think that I've read that book.

ManchuCandidate February 25, 2011 at 10:59 am

Personally I'd rather be ruled over by the kinky Diana (aka Jane Badler), Queen of the Space Lizards than Rummy, the Space Lizard King of incompetence

jim89048 February 25, 2011 at 1:52 pm

I'm at that adorable age where Diana makes me tingle far more than Anna. I just wiki'd her–she's nearly 2 years younger than I am; why do they make her look so old?

Ducksworthy February 25, 2011 at 10:59 am

Fuck you Rummy. Say, why don't you go to Switzerland. The skiing is awesome right now and you can check out the Hague for free. And thanks CK. Also.

bitchincamaro2 February 25, 2011 at 10:59 am

First of all, how fucking desperate must he be to take his roadshow con-job "memoir" to the Opie and Anthony Show?

Secondly, please continue your tour, starting in say, Spain.

KenLayIsAlive February 25, 2011 at 2:45 pm

Yeah, it's pretty sad when you have plug your memoirs between poo jokes and someone asking you if you are a lizard man.

The only thing he deserves more than this indignity is to be tried and hung for war crimes.

zhubajie February 25, 2011 at 7:25 pm

Well, do you know anyone prepared to waste 25 cents buying it? He had a hard time getting even the usual publishers of boring political memoirs to touch it.

harry_palmer February 25, 2011 at 11:00 am

That's what I love about Wonkette – they're not afraid to slander actual lizards for some cheap laffs.

Oblios_Cap February 25, 2011 at 11:00 am

I'm pretty sure that Rick Scott is Rummy and Condi's lizard love child.

horsedreamer_1 February 25, 2011 at 11:01 am

Seriously, the two-time SECDEF went on Opie & Anthony? What's next, Jeanette Napolitano rides the Sybian? Bruce Babbitt on Loveline?

KenLayIsAlive February 25, 2011 at 2:41 pm

He needs to capture the crucial loser/asshole/pervert demographic dominates American culture.

He could come to Wonkette, of course, but that only covers the perverts.

MsQuasimodo February 28, 2011 at 3:09 am

Loveline is still around? I thought Adam Carolla bailed and Dr Drew is now a media whore for celeb addicts on cable teevee.

chickensmack February 25, 2011 at 11:01 am

This makes up for the huge pass Rumsfeld got from Jon Stewart. Sorta.

ManchuCandidate February 25, 2011 at 11:02 am

There are times when Jon annoys me. That was one of them.

Texan_Bulldog February 25, 2011 at 11:20 am

Yes and his whole determination that 'both sides do it equally'. I actually don't watch him that much anymore.

ManchuCandidate February 25, 2011 at 11:29 am

Neither do I. I don't mind him calling things the way he sees them. I just think he's trying to sugar coat the serious situation that is in US America.

MsQuasimodo February 28, 2011 at 3:12 am

He's doing this a lot more lately. I wonder what his corporate overlords or the administration have been telling him. Definitely losing his touch. Colbert still has his though. I think the online Russian Times teevee and the Onion network are taking up the slack, and actually doing some real news with the snark/satire.

mrblifil February 25, 2011 at 11:25 am

Sucked up to Condi Rice too. John is headed for this own "Crossfire" moment eventually. "I accept your apology" was a really snot-nosed provocation of his viewer base, similar to his surprise bitch slap he applied during the anti-Beck rally that he actually promoted. Only to turn around and tell liberals to be nice. I think in 2 years we're in Dennis Miller territory.

ManchuCandidate February 25, 2011 at 11:35 am

He has a point, but the idea of serious "intellectual" debate has eroded since 1994 when the Newty Toots took over Congress. One side willing to work together and the other holding their breath isn't a debate. Arguments like that usually end with fists flying. Nice only lasts so long.

chickensmack February 25, 2011 at 11:43 am

Nah, Dennis Miller just went back and hid where it was safe after September 11th… in the cradle of his hard-workin' corn-pone horseback conservative values. Or whatever it was that spawned his career in "Dig Me!"

Someone recently implied that Jon must handle people nicely, else he lose the chance to interview controversial figures. I personally hope that he wants to do this, so he can get a chance at Bush or Dead Cheney.

horsedreamer_1 February 25, 2011 at 11:53 am

The FOX Report with Your Panel: Geraldo Rivera, Greta van Susteren, Jon Stewart, &… because we can't seem to find a way to get rid of her… Mara Liaisson.

Dudleydidwrong February 25, 2011 at 2:41 pm

Mara Liasson is a perpetually-appearing pain in the ass. I used to think she had a sexy voice, but then she started to sound as if she thought she could think and I discovered that she was a two-bit turncoat. As sad as NPR has become, they could jettison her–preferably into space or Fox (same thing?) and get her away from sentient beings.

gef05 February 25, 2011 at 11:01 am

"…people walk up, shake hands…"

and steal your wallet, you dumb fuck.

BaldarTFlagass February 25, 2011 at 11:05 am

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon.

BaldarTFlagass February 25, 2011 at 11:08 am

This is good news for Jim Morrison.

SorosBot February 25, 2011 at 11:10 am

Louis CK was wrong, though; Rumsfeld does not eat Mexican babies. He eats Iraqi and Afghani babies; the Arizona politicians are the ones who eat Mexican babies.

PsycWench February 25, 2011 at 11:11 am

It's true that carnivorous dinosaurs probably didn't kill for sport.

ManchuCandidate February 25, 2011 at 11:12 am

I thought the Lizard King was Jim Morrison.

Some dumbasses ruled from the inside of the (5 sided squirrel) cage
The plutocratic wrestler anointed as their sage
Who lives in a manse on the guilded side of the road
Wake up, fuckers! We're almost there!

We should see Baghdad by mornin'
We should be inside by evening,

Kill kill kill
Oil oil oil
oil oil oil oil
i will get you
soon,
soon,
soon

i am (Don Rumsfled) the lizard king
i fuck up everything

We sent down
The bombers and infantry
We thought we'd get
flowers and candy

Hatrabbit February 25, 2011 at 11:16 am

Answer the question Mr Rumsfeld–Stick your tongue out once for yes, and twice for no.

FNMA February 25, 2011 at 11:20 am

Lizard, huh? I always thought of him as more of a fuck-weasel.

mrblifil February 25, 2011 at 11:21 am

Joyce and I were sitting there in the little Italian restaurant and a man insisted to pay for your dinner…

I think this scene was cut from Goodfellas…

donner_froh February 25, 2011 at 11:21 am

Brilliant and perceptive though Louis CK may be, he has only touched on the evil of Rummy with his accusation of eating Mexican babies. He should rot in the hell of Dante where the "tyrants, warmongers and assassins" are immersed in the river Phlegethon which is filled with boiling blood and has an indescribable stench. They are shot with arrows by Centaurs when they try to escape.

Sounds like a good start for him.

Zvi_Bleindmeis February 25, 2011 at 12:19 pm

That would be extraordinary rendition indeed. Black sites don't get much blacker.

bureaucrap February 25, 2011 at 11:25 am

Since no one else has asked it, I will:

Is Rumsfeld Kang and Cheney Kodos? Or the other way around?

In any case, don't blame me; I didn't vote for either of 'em.

iburl February 25, 2011 at 11:26 am

Rumsfeld's reptilian heritage is a known unknown, which is to say, a thing we know that we do not know.

CapeClod February 25, 2011 at 11:27 am

I think he's more like a Komodo Dragon. Slimy to touch and absolutely toxic. They also eat their prey alive.

mrblifil February 25, 2011 at 11:29 am

I used to see Louis CK pretty often back when he still did the tiny club circuit in NYC. His routine about the term "bag of dicks" will always stand out in my mind.

gef05 February 25, 2011 at 11:35 am

CK: Are you a lizard?
Rumsfeld: Thsssp thssp zsssp thssssp.

V572625694 February 25, 2011 at 11:35 am

Thanks for the reminder of why listening to "Morning-Zoo"-style talk radio is a brain-destroying waste of time, as opposed to commenting on our Wonkett, which is a brain-enhancing waste of time. And Rummy: Will you hawk your awful non-apologetic apologia everywhere and anywhere? Have you no shame?

Okay, dumb question. That issue was settled at Abu Ghraib.

Radiotherapy February 25, 2011 at 9:07 pm

But the lizards are in the "Morning Zoo".

mavenmaven February 25, 2011 at 11:49 am

Talking about the lizard people, did anyone notice that Huckabee refused to say that Obama was a Christian (last night on Colbert)?

SorosBot February 25, 2011 at 11:54 am

So it's multiple choice time! Was Fuckabee:

A) Pandering to the bigoted base

B) An actual believer in the "secret Muslim" or "secret atheist" conspiracy theory

C) A believer in the "only crazed fundamentalist Baptist extremists are real Christians" crap

D) All of the above

E) None of the above

Zvi_Bleindmeis February 25, 2011 at 12:24 pm

F) Cut spending because WE'RE BROKE!
G) Small government
H) Conservative social values

(Huck needs more options than just the ones that actually address the question.)

Dudleydidwrong February 25, 2011 at 2:44 pm

D D again. And, once more: D.

zhubajie February 25, 2011 at 7:40 pm

D + insanely ambitious to wield power. Fuckabee would be worse than Palin.

ttommyunger February 25, 2011 at 12:06 pm

Sorry, I never pay any attention to what that non-preacher, non-candidate, non-politician says; about anything.

HurricaneAli February 25, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Thank you, Louis CK, for your journalmalistic comedy/performance art service to your country. You are a true patriot.

prommie February 25, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Hey, who is "liberal = intolerant," is this the downfisting troll? And how do I block it from following me?

SorosBot February 25, 2011 at 12:13 pm

Yep, he's following a whole bunch of us and brags about his downfisting on the Breitbart sites, claiming it drives us crazy; he's so pathetic I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a creep. Dude needs to see a shrink.

Troubledog February 25, 2011 at 2:04 pm

It's a dude? I've been sending her shirtless pics.

KenLayIsAlive February 25, 2011 at 2:46 pm

It's as close as they can get to following you in real life without having to put down the cheetos and put pants on.

ttommyunger February 25, 2011 at 12:08 pm

Rummie is just one more obscenely wealthy American Criminal. There are only two kinds of Criminal: The Caught and the Un-Caught. Rummy, so far, is of the latter persuasion.

OC_Surf_Serf February 25, 2011 at 12:14 pm

what about 'the caught' that don't know they have been? Or the 'un-caught' whom believe they may…oh, fuck it…Rummy is an asshole.

ttommyunger February 25, 2011 at 12:18 pm

To the nth power.

bflrtsplk February 25, 2011 at 12:22 pm

He's caught. He's just not in prison yet. Will someone please arrest this, um, man?

ttommyunger February 25, 2011 at 12:27 pm

He'd have to finger-bang a couple of legal age tarts in Sweden for that to happen. Killing thousands of innocent civilians won't quite make the grade in our “Justice System”.

Beowoof February 25, 2011 at 12:14 pm

Jim Morrison was the Lizard King and I am pretty sure he would want nothing to do with a scumbag such as Rummy.

V572625694 February 25, 2011 at 12:54 pm

And he could do…anything.

Except quit drinking. Pity.

bflrtsplk February 25, 2011 at 12:20 pm

Come on. He's not a lizard person. He's a person lizard. There's a big distinction, which maybe someone will 'splain me when I grow up. Can you blame him for not answering that question.

Zvi_Bleindmeis February 25, 2011 at 12:21 pm

Sometimes vomiting, not laughter, is the best medicine.

arihaya February 25, 2011 at 12:46 pm

why the hell the US is more interested in prosecuted a man with broken condom than this war criminal !

Extemporanus February 25, 2011 at 1:00 pm

Louis CK must've wished he was in Tijuana.

Radiotherapy February 25, 2011 at 9:12 pm

Siempre vox populi!

inedalo February 25, 2011 at 3:23 pm

i don't know if lizard-like Rumsfeld is actually a lizard, but how many of you know that he was the dude who foisted the poisonous additive Aspartame on us, despite scientific evidence that this was not a healthy thing to do.
so lizard or not, he is certainly a Wizard of deleterious evil acts against humanity.
can someone research this, instead of harping on this Lizard-or-not-to-be-a-Lizard meme.
thank you all, wonketeers.

moralturpentine February 25, 2011 at 3:48 pm

We know where they (the Lizard People) are. They're in the area around Rumsfeld and Cheney and east, west, south and north somewhat.

Maman February 25, 2011 at 5:00 pm

hmm. I always thought Rummy was a sleestak but I guess lizard is close enough

glamourdammerung February 25, 2011 at 5:16 pm

We prefer "Lizard-Americans".

NJRightWinger12 February 25, 2011 at 7:03 pm

Wow, funny stuff, from liberal Louis C#$K-gee, I wonder what the missing letters are? I can take a guess, and it would describe this totally unfunny "comic" to a T, but also it would get me banned! Def. Sec. Rumsfeld-doesnt anyone have any respect on this left-winged site anymore? He didnt kill muslim children, you tree hugging twerps!

Radiotherapy February 25, 2011 at 9:19 pm

Def. Sec. Rumsfeld-doesnt anyone have any respect on this left-winged site anymore?

As sure as Saddam didn't have any WMD's, there was NEVER any respect for the lizard king-baby killer
Now go suck Cristy's pud, if you can find it, poopyhead.

NJRightWinger12 February 25, 2011 at 11:14 pm

Wow, that was so insightful and rational! I guess when I go on left winged sites like this I can expect answers like that! He, and we, were told OVER and OVER, esp by the Dems, that Saddam HAd WMD's, of which he did, but got rid of them after our 17 UN inspections! He used them on his own people-the Kurds-during the Iraq-Iran War, or does not your personal history account for anything that happened before BJ CLITon?

Radiotherapy February 26, 2011 at 12:13 am

You're right, the Dems pandered to WMD hysteria just as much as Cheney, et al lied. Look up the 23 Senators who voted against the War Powers Act. There were plenty of people who knew it was bogus.
I'll keep it simple for you. If the intent of the 911 overreaction was to attack a sovereign country that had a dictator, harbored terrorists, and had WMD's, why didn't they attack Pakistan? Or Iran? Well our brave, constitutionally protected Socialism (the military) would have got their ass-kicked. Much easier to attack a puppet that you propped up (oh how I love the picture of Rumsfield shaking Saddam's hand) and a wasteland. All the while doubling the defense budget and out-sourcing the endless wars.
So if you can't admit the WMD's were a hoax, and even Bush Jr. and Innanity admit there were none, then, go vote for Palin you blind, self-righteous poopyhead.

NJRightWinger12 February 26, 2011 at 11:25 am

Ok, Radio"dick" head, I'll explain it for you in terms you may understand. First of all, insulting our military is so low class and cowardly, youre probably a tree hugging flat earth global warming fruitcake! We "attacked" Saddam cause he was THREATENING US! Dont you libs understand the difference between him and others of his ilk? Is he the only bad guy around-NO! Was he training Al-Queda thugs? YES! Was he proposing invading neighboring countries who are our alies? YES! Did Runsfeld shake his hand 20 years ago? YES! Didnt Hitler and your idol Chamberlain-Neville, not Wilt-shake hands too? A lot of enemies have met under tamer situations years earlier, so that handshake Saddam and Rummy had meant nothing in the scheme of things. And YES, Id vote for Gov Palin in a heartbeat over the idiot in chief OBOWmah we have now!

user-of-owls February 26, 2011 at 10:00 pm

Kaka buru

user-of-owls February 26, 2011 at 9:54 pm

*sigh* I'm going in amigo, damn the pee-does and full speed ahead.

Radiotherapy February 26, 2011 at 10:58 pm

I knew you guys had my back. A cavalry of owls, if you will.
Kaka Buru™

bflrtsplk February 26, 2011 at 4:43 am

So, 12 is your age, your IQ, your hat size or your exit? Wonketting minds want to know.

NJRightWinger12 February 26, 2011 at 11:26 am

My size, in inches! A dumb "question" from a dummy deserves a dumb answer! Only my answer is true! Whats your excuse?

bflrtsplk February 26, 2011 at 12:47 pm

Inches of lead between your skull and your brain?

NJRightWinger12 February 26, 2011 at 2:13 pm

Inches to go before my first hits your nose!

user-of-owls February 26, 2011 at 9:56 pm

Poopyhead.

user-of-owls February 26, 2011 at 9:59 pm

Mut kokë.

zhubajie March 1, 2011 at 6:15 am

"He didnt kill muslim children"

No, he had other people do it for him.

deelzebub February 25, 2011 at 9:14 pm

Louis C.K. wrote and directed Pootie Tang; for that I will be eternally grateful and will praise each and every thing he does until his death. That is all.

WhatTheHolyHeck February 28, 2011 at 11:59 am

That. Explains. Everything.

I cannot seem to get my friends to board the Pootie Tang train. I shall try this new and improved tack.

Radiotherapy February 25, 2011 at 9:15 pm

Did anybody else vote in the sidebar straw poll at that site? Of course, I rode the wild 'stache.

Bolton/Lizards '12

poncho_pilot February 25, 2011 at 10:55 pm

well, he might not but i feel mysterious today. everything is humming loudly.

Negropolis February 26, 2011 at 12:24 am

I don't think he's a lizard person, but he's definitely a goat-sucker a la el chupacabara.

zhubajie February 27, 2011 at 9:03 pm

Get Orly Taitz researching this!

bflrtsplk February 28, 2011 at 8:28 am

How many dicks are there in a bag anyway?

NJRightWinger12 February 28, 2011 at 12:26 pm

One, if youre the only dick in the bag, lol!

NJRightWinger12 March 1, 2011 at 10:37 am

And did the "peace loving, warm-hearted Muslims" ever kill Christian and Jewish children, or men and women, for any reason? HMMM, I guess not, right? Or did they have Rumsfeld do it?

zhubajie March 3, 2011 at 6:38 pm

In a general way, for most of the last 1500 years, a Jew or a minorityChristian was safer in the Middle East than Latin (“Western”) Europe.That's why there are Nestorians and Monophysites and Mandaeans in thetraditional Middle East, but not in traditional Europe. That's whyMaimonides headed for Egypt when he had to leave Spain. That's whymost of Spain's Jews ended up in the Ottoman Empire, after 1492.The Byzantine Empire was in between — safer than France, less safethan Egypt or Iraq.

NJRightWinger12 March 4, 2011 at 2:43 am

Um,ok, gee, youre right-WTF are you talking about? Ooops, I can say fuck here, cant I? Real classy site yous got here dere!

Who_Knew_Too March 7, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Rumsfeld is hustling his book like a hooker hustles her ass. Little wonder why he sucked up to the bush crime family.

zhubajie February 25, 2011 at 7:27 pm

She used to be on BBC World Service, where they outed her as a Newfie.

Radiotherapy February 26, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Keep dredging up your Beck-Neocon-Krystol excuses for what amounts to an international crime. 1st off, i find it humorous how much you fucks hate the gov't, want to limit gov't,, and don't want to pay for gov't, EXCEPT the most precious Socialism in gov't: the Military-Industrial complex.Oh, most definitely the Defense Dep't is above reproach. 2nd, saddam was 'threatening us'. Yeah, i saw the D-Day invasion force he had waiting to attack us — or was that just the WMD's he DIDN'T have? Or the non-existant al-quaeda hordes? 3rd, like most Föx crap eaters, you get history extrapolated off of one half-baked truth. You should read about Neville Chamberlain:
By 1935, faced with a resurgent Germany under Hitler's leadership, he was convinced of the need for rearmament. Chamberlain especially urged the strengthening of the Royal Air Force, realising that Britain's traditional bulwark, the English Channel, was no defence against air power.
He was succeeded by Winston Churchill and remained very well regarded in Parliament, especially among Conservatives. Before ill health forced him to resign, he was an important member of Churchill's War Cabinet, heading it in the new premier's absence.
But that kind of history may be a little too complex and subtle for you and your Alaskunt™ hero.

user-of-owls February 26, 2011 at 10:00 pm

Foutr tèt.

SorosBot February 27, 2011 at 1:11 pm

Saddam was not threatening us at all, many of us recognized from the beginning that he had no WMD, the invasion killed hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqi civilians, and "youre probably a tree hugging flat earth global warming fruitcake" is telling, because you actually think you can insult us for excepting proven scientific fact that you conservative morons decide to just refuse to accept. No matter how many times you say the Earth is flat, it''s still round, idiot.

NJRightWinger12 February 26, 2011 at 2:13 pm

Yeah, I remember when I had MY first beer!

bflrtsplk February 26, 2011 at 5:29 pm

Talk talk talk. Rumsfeld has a sordid history going back to Nixon and only a fool would defend it. Give up already.

user-of-owls February 26, 2011 at 10:02 pm

Cac ceann.

NJRightWinger12 February 26, 2011 at 6:56 pm

Sordid, huh? When are you libs going to WAKE UP! Were in a war for our survival against islamic terrorism and all you people want to do is fight amongst ourselves! You, and your fearless leader have declared war on "us", Conservatives who are fellow Americans! Grow up , already!

user-of-owls February 26, 2011 at 10:01 pm

Cрања глава.

NJRightWinger12 February 26, 2011 at 11:04 pm

Since youre using foreign words I guess you support me, yes? Thanx!

SorosBot February 27, 2011 at 1:14 pm

Oh and look at the charming comment this man left on one of the Big Racist Breitbart's site: http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9LKFVJO0

"Activists should be hunted! That way, they kill two birds with one stone, and the dolphins get saved to boot!"

By the way, it's in support of Japan's dolphin murdering. People need to keep an eye on this one, that he doesn't follow in the wake of his fellow conservative Jared Loughner and start killing liberals for real.

NJRightWinger12 February 27, 2011 at 2:52 pm

Wow, youve been following me,,sounds like someones got a con-crush on me! BTW, Loughner was a LEFT-WING NUTCASE, not right wing, and whatever he was, it doesnt excuse the fact of what he did! Wheres the era of "tolerance and acceptance" you libs cried for? Oh, thats just for conservatives to follow, right? Not yous guys;in fact, youve just been worse since then!

NJRightWinger12 February 27, 2011 at 2:56 pm

Your name says it all, huh? You follow Soros, a flaming commie who has designs to destroy the worlds currency and promote islamic revolutuons? Well, you must know better than me! and yeah, Saddam wasnt doing nuttin, right? wow, when are you kids going to WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE?!

user-of-owls February 27, 2011 at 4:56 pm

lort hoved.

SorosBot February 27, 2011 at 6:33 pm

Yes, a left-wing nut who hated women, believed in One-World-Government conspiracy theories, tried to assassinate a Democratic Congresswoman, and listed an Ayn Rand book and Mein Kampf among his favorite books. Riight.

NJRightWinger12 February 27, 2011 at 6:00 pm

You certainly make a case for yourself and your views!

SorosBot February 27, 2011 at 6:31 pm

Nice to call one of the people most directly responsible for the fall of the Soviet Union a "flaming commie". But hey, he does um, donate some money to liberal causes. Hyperbolic much?

NJRightWinger12 February 27, 2011 at 11:12 pm

Are you trying to say Loughner was a RIGHT winger? He subscribed to left winged websites and followed them-where they HELL do u libs get ur info from!

NJRightWinger12 February 27, 2011 at 11:13 pm

Sosros was responsible for Soviet Unions fall? Gee, I guess Reagan did nothing about it, or do u libs still think it was Carter and Gorby? Thats like saying Hitler brought on the end of WWII by losing!

SorosBot February 28, 2011 at 7:52 am

You might try a little something called "learning", because yes, Soros bankrolled dissident movements throughout the Iron Curtain countries and helped bring about the fall of the Soviet Union and Warsaw Pact; and despite the Right's revisionist history, no Reagan had absolutely nothing to do with the Soviets' fall.

SorosBot February 28, 2011 at 7:54 am

No, he subscribed to right-wing conspiracy-theory websites. Thanks for ignoring basic facts!

NJRightWinger12 February 28, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Um, ok, soros bot,,It was Charlie Wilsons War, right? And Soros is such a patriotic American, leading the causes for social issues and communism everywhere! When will you realize its better to be a conservative than a liberal?

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