A young college student from Saudi Arabia who studied chemical engineering in Texas purchased explosive chemicals over the Internet as part of a plan to hide bomb materials inside dolls and baby carriages to blow up dams, nuclear plants or the Dallas home of former President George W. Bush, the Justice Department said Thursday.
That must have seemed foolproof, because as we all know, George W. Bush loves playing with baby dolls and carriages.
By the way, bro, that’s not the president anymore. You’re a bit late. [AOL]
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Sounds like this kid aint smart enough to blow up his inflatable doll date, Arrianna.
Let's not jump to conclusions. It could just as well have been Ari.
Wonder if we'll hear more about this than the MLK Parade Bomb. That bomber was smart.
"Student Charged With Trying To Blow George W. Bush"
Isn't that Laura's job?
Unfortunately, the botox has tightened her skin to the point that she is constantly clamping down on Dubya's dong like a bear trap.
Not since Condi's been on the scene.
Shit dude you didn't need to go to all that trouble, just send him 2 pretzels.
or a bike.
Or a segway.
I would basically pay ever future dollar I would ever earn to see the video of GWB going off a cliff on a segway.
He was just 11 years too late.
Too soon?
Chemical Engineering is a longer course than 2 weeks of Pilot School.
A plan elegant in its simplicity.
Not too soon! Too late!!!!
And the wingnuts get a Muslim-hating stiffy again.
That may be the goal.
This is some love triangle thing with Prince Bandar. Betcha he drove all the way from Florida in a pair of Depends.
It seems like only yesterday that they were holding hands and kissing each other on the lips. I can't say that they made a cute couple, though.
Still, love, like youth, can be fleeting.
"By the way, bro, that’s not the president anymore. You’re a bit late."
So?
Yeah–right target, wrong time. You know, like Afghanistan.
He was arrested because he didn't get the job done. Maybe he'll have better luck next time and blow himself up. Dumb Ass.
Let this be a message to the smart terrorists — our forces climbing the scale of stupidity, and have gone from homeless idiots to clueless chemical engineering students. The ones who actually represent a threat are next. Well, after the mouthy-but-harmless jackasses, people taking pictures of buildings and brown people playing paintball.
It could take a while.
when do they release the details on his sleeper cell or terrorist network?
cuz you know muslins cant possibly ever be deranged, lone wolf types.
Sleeper cell? Terrorist network? More likely an FBI unit.
That was my first thought.
And the "I only needed the picric acid to etch ferritic stainless" defense comes in 3, 2, 1…
Bush and Bandar sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes baby bombs in a golden carriage!
And Bobby Franklin will personally see to it that every one of those baby bombs is carried to term.
That's so weird that a terrorist is from Saudi Arabia when all of the 9/11 hijackers and Osama bin Laden and every other terrorist ever were all from Iraq …
Hey! Wait a minute…….
Wouldn't a gentleman piling up truckloads of baby dolls at the base of a dam arouse some kind of suspicion, or is that common custom in Texas these days?
Soon, I will need a new monitor but for now…LOL!!
It's like a shrine!
A shrine in Georgia?
Was he on a little motorcycle and wearing a fez?
Well, the Dallas residence is probably lousy with oaks, azaleas and tulips. Though, if he made 'em look like a lawn worker, he'd have a hit.
maybe a bottle of jack or a pretzel then?
Perhaps a suicide lawn jockey will do the trick…
This guy sounds almost as bumbling and incompetent as Bush himself. (Probably speaks English a little better though.)
To be fair, he was studying in Texas where chemical engineering courses include:
Silly Putty 101, 102 and 103
Water-N-Oil mixin’ 102
Bar B Q Sauce 303
Homemade Volcano Lab (baking soda and vinegar not provided)
You forgot "meth lab"
Glad to see BBQ is given its proper due as an upper division/grad school course. You left out Date Rape Drug (a prerequisite in many Texas business programs).
To be even fairer, when advised by his advisor (as advisees are so often advised) to take Intro To Playdough, Aldawsari said he couldn't waste his time with those dead Greek philosophers.
My compliments, lulz!
"…purchased explosive chemicals over the Internet."
Whatever happened to just downloading porn?
Hey, you might be on to something. I know when I had someone trying to track down a Gin Seng company (auto part maker) they got lots of porn, so maybe this was the reverse and he thought he was buying the TNT KABoom porn package for 39.95 a month.
Who are you, Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm? That stuff's way too innocent for today's modern world.
No, not Rebecca. I played “Lou Sarah” neighbor from the next farm who comforted her after she caught her boyfriend in bed with the milk maids.
Prolly should have loaded a copy of "My Pet Goat" and sent it to him.
"I'm not saying he should have done it, I'm just saying… I understand."
Me too. And that WAS one of his funniest bits, in a grim way.
I thought "studied chemical engineering in Texas" was code for "Daddy gave me a job in his oil bidness."
Damned Texas State Board of Education. Everything's about the babies in their textbooks now.
If it wasn't for the Texas Board of Education and their schoolbook depository, this country would likely be a much better place today than it is.
"By the way, bro, that’s not the president anymore. You’re a bit late."
Oh, I dunno. He's as guilty as ever. I've been hoping some bounty hunter would pick him up.
Now one of the Bush girls will have to become president and invade Saudi Arabia "because they tried to kill my daddy."
The FBI is conducting a vigorous internal investigation as to how this plot could have been hatched without their complicity and support. During a short press briefing, Director Mueller stated dourly, "These half-assed amateur terrorists shouldn't be out there on their own buying this shit and making these plots, somebody could get hurt!"
By the way, bro, that’s not the president anymore. You’re a bit late.
Well sure, but you know… better late than never.
I hope this doesn't mean they'll cancel "Take Your Baby to a Nuclear Plant Day". My baby Skeesix just glows after every visit.
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