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Is Barack Obama a ‘Sex Rebel’ Fathered By Jimi Hendrix?

by Greer Mansfield

Incorporating Washington Post Book World.Your book reviewer was hoping to dig into the new collection of Bruce Chatwin’s letters sometime soon, but then we remembered our Wonkette responsibilities, i.e. to finish what we started last week and continue to describe the ways and wonders of Deconstructing Obama: The Life, Loves, and Letters of America’s First Postmodern President by Jack Cashill, the world’s greatest “literary detective.” Among the revelations: Barack Obama might be a “sex rebel.” Also, he’s the son of either A) a guy who edited various Communist newspapers in the 1930s or B) Jimi Hendrix.

Cashill is kept awake at night by the greatest literary mystery of our time: Who actually wrote Dreams From My Father? The obvious answer is Bill Ayers, for reasons we discussed last week. We have our own theories, which we’ll discuss at the end of this review (just scroll down now).

The Ayers-wrote-Dreams conspiracy theory is, at this late date, old and boring. The more interesting/insane revelations in Deconstructing Obama involve Barry’s romances and parentage (sometimes one and the same!).

Cashill thinks it’s possible that Barack Obama’s actual father was Frank Marshall Davis: a poet, a jazz critic, and an editor of successful Atlanta and Chicago news dailies in the 30′s-40′s. Davis also dabbled in porno and nude photography (photographing it, not starring in it). At some point he moved to Hawaii, where YOU GUESSED IT.

Cashill’s evidence is that some young lady in Davis’s vast repertoire of nude photographs is actually Ann Dunham, Barry’s mom. He spends a long time creepily analyzing these photographs, attempting to prove that the chick in the photos is Madame Obama. There is much talk of tan lines.

Anyway, Ann Dunham and Frank Marshall Davis coupled and produced our current president, maybe. At the time of conception Dunham would have been 18 and Davis would have been 50-something. Obviously, Davis “passed his Stalinist values on to Obama.”

Also: Davis molested Barry, which makes Barry bisexual (?). Cashill’s evidence: a poem written by young Barry Obama titled “Pop”:

Pop takes another shot, neat,
Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I’ve got on mine, and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me…

The most innocent explanation for the “amber stain” on the shorts of both mentor and initiate or “his smell, coming/ From me” is that Davis got the teenage Obama drunk, and they both spilled whiskey on themselves. That reading does not explain, however, why the spill is specifically on their shorts and not on their shirts or how Davis’s breath now comes from Obama.

Ugh, so gross. This can all be confirmed (Cashill says) in Davis’s novel Sex Rebel: Memoirs of a Gash Gourmet, which is a fictionalized sexual autobiography written under the pen name “Bob Greene.” It features, among other exploits, a seduction of a white teenager named Ann and several homosexual encounters. HMMMM.

But maybe Frank Marshall Davis wasn’t Obama’s father. Maybe Ann Dunham was impregnated by a REAL celebrity:

In 1960, a fellow named “Johnny” was making his reputation in Seattle’s club scene as a left-handed guitarist with a local band known as the Rocking Kings. Two days older than Ann, this tall, thin young black man was not at all abashed about dating white women [...]

Of course, as you may have guessed, Johnny decided to use the stage name “Jimi” and changed the spelling of his last name from “Hendricks” to “Hendrix.” In a further Paul-is-dead kind of twist, Obama cites as his personal marker for 1967 the fact that “Jimi Hendrix performed at Monterey” [...]

And, of course, Obama, like Hendrix, is left-handed.

You would think that if Barack really was the son of Jimi Hendrix he would have made more of it during his campaign. He’d be a fool not to come out as a Hendrix in the next election cycle. If he did he’d absolutely LOCK UP the important “guys who sit around in Guitar Center for hours at a time testing the wah-wah pedals” demographic.

Cashill keeps coming back to his main concern, which causes him infinite pain: the fact that a politician he dislikes is capable of writing decent books. Not only is Obama’s memoir suspiciously similar to Bill Ayers’ memoir; it also reads a bit like another writer fascinated by blood and fire:

Of course, the muse had taken Obama’s ungainly, bloated manuscript and infused it with the structure of Homer’s Odyssey. [...]

The Dreams leaves scarcely a Homeric trope unturned in his mining of the Odyssey to describe Obama’s “personal interior journey.”

We’re supposed to be outraged about this, for some reason (as if every single worthwhile writer throughout the entire history of Western civilization wasn’t influenced by Homer). Is Cashill implying that Homer ghostwrote Dreams From My Father? We doubt this, because Homer is a blind campfire singer and blind singers probably can’t get it sufficiently together to type out a manuscript on a modern computer.

Wait a minute…

Jack Cashill clearly hasn’t followed his leads far enough. Think about it: Blind singer. Obama. Blind singer that likes Obama and wants him in the White House, so he can implement the atheist Communist Caliphate….

We’ve solved the literary mystery! Bill Ayers didn’t write Dreams From My Father. Stevie Wonder did!

Deconstructing Obama: The Life, Loves, and Letters of America’s First Postmodern President by Jack Cashill, Threshold Editions, 352 pages, $13.17

Once again, thanks to Wonkette operative “Toni S.” Email e-book review copies of your own “Barry iz Jimi” tome to greer.mansfield@gmail.com

 
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Barbara_i February 24, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Memoirs of a Gash Gourmet? That would be the perfect name for a girl band.

Terry February 24, 2011 at 1:06 pm

"“passed his Stalinist values on to Obama."

Lamarkian inheritance, perhaps? Ask the Soviets. Belief in Lamarkism did wonders for their agriculture.

mereoblivion February 24, 2011 at 1:09 pm

The offspring of anyone who reads this book (except as a Wonkette assignment, of course) will suffer from inheritance of acquired stupidity.

bumfug February 24, 2011 at 1:08 pm

Obama couldn't possibly be the son of Jimi Hendrix – that would make him American!

Oblios_Cap February 24, 2011 at 1:15 pm

Don't confuse Cashill with facts.

Lascauxcaveman February 24, 2011 at 1:58 pm

Also overlooking the obvious: charming blind negro musician in Seattle (same as Stanley Ann Dunham) in the late '50's… Stevie Wonder being far too young at the time to do the deed…

Barack Obama is RAY CHARLES JR.

Redhead February 24, 2011 at 1:08 pm

I'm right-handed. Darn! Guess I can't be related to Obama or any other left-handed person. So sad.

Though what if… Jimi Hendrix has the same first name as my father? Does that mean my mom had an affair with Hendrix and he's secretly my father?!! Could I be possibly related to every person who had an affair with someone with the same first name as one of my parents?

That's a lot of possible secret parents. Damn.

Weenus299 February 24, 2011 at 1:09 pm

Pop takes another shot, neat,
Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I’ve got on mine, and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me…

– Kind of sounds like some bizarre basketball ritual. Maybe Barry O returned the favor by siring Lebron James.

Grief_Lessons February 24, 2011 at 1:10 pm

Despite Chatwin's lucidity I'm still not clear on whether Homer fathered Bill Ayers or Jimi Hendrix.

freakishlywrong February 24, 2011 at 1:11 pm

Fuck you say? Jesus, at what point is the whole sliver of this population just going to be cold reduced to rocking in the fetal position repeating "The President is a Ni**er over and over again?

Billmatic February 24, 2011 at 1:27 pm

They are in private.

metamarcisf February 24, 2011 at 1:11 pm

And that was the young Barack Obama, stage left at Woodstock, celebrating his eighth birthday by playing congas on "The Star Spangled Banner".

Oblios_Cap February 24, 2011 at 1:12 pm

he’s the son of either A) a guy who edited various Communist newspapers in the 1930s or B) Jimi Hendrix.

Neither of these would be a bad thing.

OneYieldRegular February 24, 2011 at 1:12 pm

What a hack Cashill is! I mean, to quote from Richard Lederer's "The World According to Student Bloopers:"

"Homer also wrote the 'Oddity,' in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name."

I just can't believe that Cashill was so incompetent as to not follow up on this crucial, damning clue.

Oblios_Cap February 24, 2011 at 1:17 pm

Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

Homer Simpson?

genxr February 24, 2011 at 1:31 pm

And his book was described as "groin-grabbingly good!"

SmutBoffin February 24, 2011 at 1:12 pm

Jack Cashill doesn't realize it now, but this book of his will no doubt be excerpted at the hearing to have him committed.

widestanceroman February 24, 2011 at 1:13 pm

This would be so much easier to understand if it was on 47 blackboards.

BaldarTFlagass February 24, 2011 at 1:13 pm

I recently tried reading a book about some kind of NASA conspiracy to keep us from knowing about intellegently-built structures on the moon and Mars, it was ludicrous so I returned it to the library. Sounds like it might have been the same author.

Grief_Lessons February 24, 2011 at 1:14 pm

I did get suspicious when Dreams From My Father switched into dactylic hexameter.

DerrickWildcat February 24, 2011 at 1:15 pm

Sigh, sure, why not?

SmutBoffin February 24, 2011 at 1:20 pm

JIMI HENDRIX DID 9-11

Lascauxcaveman February 24, 2011 at 2:10 pm

Possibly.

If nothing else, the guy could do some devastating dive bombs on that fucked-up, upside-down Strat of his.

Hands of genius.

PeaceWithHonor February 24, 2011 at 1:15 pm

But then Obama is a natural born citizen. Fuck you birthers.

ttommyunger February 24, 2011 at 1:16 pm

What isn't mentioned is Jack Cashill's (Emphasis on "Shill") nick-name is "Off" and that his favorite pastime is sitting in a sink full of Cottage Cheese, playing the Harmonica and imagining he had a dick of his very own.

GOPCrusher February 24, 2011 at 4:15 pm

I hate cottage cheese.

ttommyunger February 24, 2011 at 8:47 pm

And now you know why.

DaRooster February 24, 2011 at 1:16 pm

"And, of course, Obama, like Hendrix, is left-handed."

Wow! BOTH of them? Left-handed? Balderdash I cry! There are no where near 2 left handed people in the world… this has gone too far… you sir are crazy…

(No, really… you are)

mrblifil February 24, 2011 at 1:35 pm

Also like Hendrix, Obama's cock mold is one of Cynthia Plaster Caster's prize possessions, so secret she keeps it permanently lodged up her bung to avoid suspicion.

SmutBoffin February 24, 2011 at 1:38 pm

…she keeps it permanently lodged up her bung…

…right next to Iggy Pop's.

Lascauxcaveman February 24, 2011 at 2:12 pm

With plenty of room for Jimi's and Mick's, too.

edgydrifter February 24, 2011 at 1:17 pm

In conclusion, Barack HUSSEIN Obama was fathered, most likely by some sort of human male. This obviously makes him the Antichrist.
The end.

DarwinianDemon February 24, 2011 at 2:38 pm

Also his mother is a slut for engaging in this "intercourse". Proper AMERICANS replicate by binary fission. Rush looks like he's ready to go any day now.

V572625694 February 24, 2011 at 1:17 pm

Wasn't "Bob Greene" also the Chicago Tribune columnist who got busted for banging a 14-year-old fan? Yes he was:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Greene

You see? It all fits together!

Also Oprah's trainer, in Chicago! Wheels within wheels!

unseenhandjob February 24, 2011 at 1:38 pm

Your own link proves you're slandering the man even worse than is deserved.

"In September 2002 Greene was forced to resign from his newspaper column after admitting to an extramarital sexual relationship 14 years earlier with a high school student.

The young woman with whom Greene had a relationship was 17, legal age in Illinois, and had graduated from high school in the months between their first meeting and his invitation to take her out to dinner."

DaRooster February 24, 2011 at 2:55 pm

I think it was a 17 yr. old but 14 years before his resignation.
(Apparently 17 is/was legal age at the time.)

(just sayin'… but absolutely NO defense meant for him)

CapeClod February 24, 2011 at 1:18 pm

Whoever is in charge of Jack Cashill's medications needs to up the dosage.

owhatever February 24, 2011 at 1:19 pm

A big shout out to literary detective Jack Cashill for figuring it all out and writing such a compelling narrative. However, he leaves the Birthers more confused than ever.

DarwinianDemon February 24, 2011 at 2:39 pm

Clearly the big news here is that Jimi Hendrix was born in Kenya

doxastic February 24, 2011 at 1:20 pm

Tip: When writing about Homeric tropes, be sure to avoid mangling your own metaphors.

genxr February 24, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Lest you be hoisted by your own canard. Also.

Extemporanus February 24, 2011 at 1:20 pm

And the wind…cries…"Barry".

DashboardBuddha February 24, 2011 at 1:27 pm

Wins the afternoon!

SwanSwanH February 24, 2011 at 1:38 pm

Butterflies and zebras and moonbeams.

And fairy tales. (cf. Bill Clinton, 2008)

not that Dewey February 24, 2011 at 2:10 pm

1983 a Columbia Graduate I Should Turn to Be

Lascauxcaveman February 24, 2011 at 2:19 pm

But in my mind, our president will henceforth be known simply as "Voodoo Chile."

weejee February 24, 2011 at 1:20 pm

Barry's fingers are way too short to be Jimi's kid. And the thumb, the thumb!!! Barry's is like a kindergartener's compared to Mr. Hendrix which can wrap six times around the neck of a guitar.

PublicLuxury February 24, 2011 at 1:21 pm

I just love how heroine addicts write. The best stuff evah.

GOPCrusher February 24, 2011 at 4:18 pm

Jim Carroll would have approved of this post.

Smitros February 24, 2011 at 1:21 pm

For a variety of reasons, like facts, I can't believe Jimi Hendrix was Obama's father, but it would be kind of great.

genxr February 24, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Kinda great? Or the most awesome thing in the world?

Suck it other countries! Our president can shred hot licks on a flaming guitar!

SayItWithWookies February 24, 2011 at 1:29 pm

That's all very compelling, but for simplicity's sake I'm sticking with the theory that President Obama is the bastard child of James Joyce and Ethel Rosenberg. It wraps up the Homeric/Commie threads very neatly. And I know what you're about to ask — black Irish. QED.

jim89048 February 24, 2011 at 2:07 pm

He never should have dropped the apostrophe in O'Bama.

Ducksworthy February 24, 2011 at 1:31 pm

Only $13.17. Wait what. Two prime numbers. Or is it Four prime numbers? Two 1's, a 3 and a 7. What is the significance of that. It is obviously a satanic message to Cashil's followers.

genxr February 24, 2011 at 1:37 pm

1 is not a prime number, Comrade.

Lascauxcaveman February 24, 2011 at 2:52 pm

But the middle two digits – 31 – is a prime number! And 13! And 17!

What are we missing here, hiding in plain sight?

ShaveTheWhales February 24, 2011 at 5:13 pm

1 is the loneliest number, though.

vulpes82 February 24, 2011 at 1:32 pm

It's all so clear, now! Some black guy somewhere fathered Obama, thus making him ineligible to be President and a terrible writer who needs a ghost. It makes so much sense.

mrblifil February 24, 2011 at 1:33 pm

Basketball Jones
I've got a Basketball Jones
I've got a Basketball Jones
Ooh Baby Oo-oo-ooh

EatsBabyDingos February 24, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Classic! I'm all red eyed thinking about Los Cochinos!

Lascauxcaveman February 24, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Now I'm thinking Barry is actually the son of Cheech and/or Chong.

ShaveTheWhales February 24, 2011 at 5:19 pm

No, he's the son of Amh Gwannah Kiik Buti.

genxr February 24, 2011 at 1:33 pm

In a further Paul-is-dead kind of twist, Obama cites as his personal marker for 1967 the fact that “Jimi Hendrix performed at Monterey”

That settles it. After attending 3 Ozzfests and the Scream tour, I've decided that Ozzy Osbourne is my father.

johnnymeatworth February 24, 2011 at 1:34 pm

Does the book also point out how rock singer Meat Loaf was really Lumpy Rutherford from Leave It To Beaver?

BaldarTFlagass February 24, 2011 at 1:38 pm

And John Holmes was Eddie Haskell!

Extemporanus February 24, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Or that Marilyn Manson played the role of Kevin Owens on Mr. Belvedere?

MissTaken February 24, 2011 at 1:58 pm

And Dustin Diamond from Saved By The Bell and Mike D from the Beastie Boys are really Neil Diamond's kids!

BaldarTFlagass February 24, 2011 at 1:34 pm

I'm sure that Barry didn't mean to take up all my sweet time, and he'll give it right back to me one of these days.

johnnymeatworth February 24, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Manic depression is a frustrating mess.

SwanSwanH February 24, 2011 at 1:40 pm

Also, Homer: not American.

Extemporanus February 24, 2011 at 1:40 pm

By the way, the "Ann Dunham" nudie pics* were debunked long-ago by trusty ol' Snopes.

At the time, Jack Cashill was crouched in the corner of his mom's basement furtively chooching to a dog-eared issue of Jet, and thus missed this boner-killing bit of bad news.

*[Click each photo for the full vintage NSFW effect.]

DoktorZoom February 24, 2011 at 1:58 pm

As we all know, Snopes is heavily funded by George Soros.

Tundra Grifter February 24, 2011 at 2:12 pm

Marcy Moore – the poor man's Betty Page.

Chet Kincaid February 24, 2011 at 2:37 pm

Ah, the Jet centerfolds! I had forgotten all that softcore bikini foxiness of the '70s. Little Chet fondly twitches in salute.

Oblios_Cap February 24, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Page 43! Or was it 42? It was one of those…

Extemporanus February 24, 2011 at 5:01 pm

I fondly twitch in recollection of being a fourth grader in racially un-transcendent Milwaukee in the late 70s, and spending what in retrospect must've seemed like a suspiciously large amount of time in the periodicals section of my elementary school library literally burning each month's "Jet Girl" into my yet-to-be-activated wank bank while trying unsuccessfully to muster up the guts to just cold rip that stapled shit right out of the center of the Reader's Digest-sized sassy Afro handbook and shove it down the front of my half-zipped Sears Roebuck brand Husky burgundy corduroys.

Help me score a clean-ish copy of the 1970 Jet calendar, Chet, and I will straight-up name my first(?) bi-racial illegitimate son in your fucking honor.

imissopus February 24, 2011 at 3:33 pm

That's just what Soros wants you to think.

genxr February 24, 2011 at 1:40 pm

Orly Taitz produces bootleg tapes in 3… 2… 1…

riverside68 February 24, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Where is the Firesign Theater when you need them?

They could so roll with this: Don't crush that dwarf hand me the pliers, How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all, May I see your passport please?

blogslut February 24, 2011 at 2:13 pm

"You broke the president!"

Dudleydidwrong February 24, 2011 at 9:56 pm

Let's play "Beat the Reaper!"

riverside68 February 25, 2011 at 9:25 am

No, Scarlet Fever is not correct, you have the Plague!

FraAnima February 25, 2011 at 8:51 am

More Science High has disappeared!

riverside68 February 25, 2011 at 9:29 am

Go Commie Martyr High! Raw, Raw, that's the spirits we have!

FraAnima February 25, 2011 at 10:11 am

Shoes for Industry!

EatsBabyDingos February 24, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Barry got a wildebeast with a hand-shaker attachment. Makes him a Gnu Waver.

SaintRond February 24, 2011 at 1:45 pm

How could this have happened?!

I'm simply speechless.

JustPixelz February 24, 2011 at 1:51 pm

So he's really President Barack Hendrix. That would explain his playing air guitar instead of hand-on-heart during the national anthem. Also explains use of "'scuse me while I kiss this guy" DADT policy.

And of course Hendrix was also secret Muslim. Just listen to "If 6 was 9" sheeple. Anyway it's all explained in my upcoming book: "Deconstructing Hendrix: The Lyrics of America’s First Black Guitarist".

PresBeeblebrox February 24, 2011 at 2:09 pm

Warning: Mass downfisting in progress…

GOPCrusher February 24, 2011 at 4:27 pm

Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in yo hand?

MissTaken February 24, 2011 at 2:02 pm

What exactly is a "sex rebel"? Is it one who rebels against sex by refusing it? Is it one who has sex but insists on doing the Rebel Yell when they cum?

Tundra Grifter February 24, 2011 at 5:41 pm

Maybe it's a drink like Sex on the Beach or Screaming Orgasim made with Rebel Yell.

Just a guess…

PresBeeblebrox February 24, 2011 at 2:09 pm

Remember Clinton Derangement Syndrome and Bush Derangement Syndrome? Now we have Negro Preznit Derangement Syndrome. The idea of a man who happened to be born of an educated, biracial couple on a Pacific island that's a U.S. state actually becoming Preznit after going to Columbia and Harvard Law and serving as a lawyer and politician is just too much for these 'baggers to handle.

Tundra Grifter February 24, 2011 at 2:13 pm

Don't be shy about popping over to Amazon and letting folks know what you think about this book…

kittenbomb February 24, 2011 at 2:26 pm

If there is the tiniest chance he's Hendrix's son and he hasn't been exploiting it to get chicks, he is too dumb to be President.

chickensmack February 24, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Or… Michelle is sunshine in the sack.

kittenbomb February 24, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Well, if Air Force One's a rockin'…

Chet Kincaid February 24, 2011 at 2:29 pm

Barry is just holding back the funk, because enough white guys' heads are exploding already without him busting a move.

insidebeltway February 24, 2011 at 2:36 pm

Dubya is also left-handed. The plot thickens.

Lascauxcaveman February 24, 2011 at 2:47 pm

And Kirsty MacColl was on the cover of Electric Landlady! and also left handed! And killed in a freak scuba diving accident! Scuba diving is popular in Hawaii! Coincidence?!

(Maybe, since I made up that bit about being left handed.)

GregComlish February 24, 2011 at 2:58 pm

The implications of this are huge. This means Obama was secretly fathered by a black man. I'm not sure America is ready for a black President.

Chet Kincaid February 24, 2011 at 2:59 pm

Oh wow, totally caught me off-guard with the Hendrix twist–well played, Cashill! Most paranoid schizophrenics fingerpainting with the same anusburgers come up with Malcolm X as the other possible "real Dad":
http://israelinsider.net/profiles/blogs/is-obama-
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2

Also, hasn't there been enough porn in the past 100 years that you could "prove" ANYBODY'S Mom was a porn star? (And thanks, Extemporanus, for posting the link to Snopes debunking the vile slander of Barry's Mom.)

EDIT: This Cashill also reminds me of the author of "Black Dahlia Avenger", a former cop who has convinced himself that his own father killed the Black Dahlia and a bunch of other women, due to some photos that vaguely resemble the woman, circumstantial evidence and a fucked up Oedipal stew:
http://www.stevehodel.com/

imissopus February 24, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Ah, Steve Hodel. He also claims his dad was the Zodiac killer. He'll be onto claiming his dad was really the one who shot Archduke Francis Ferdinand next and the Serbian anarchist was just a patsy.

DaRooster February 24, 2011 at 3:00 pm

"oh wait…we've seen Barry dance, he ain't no son of Jimi "

Maybe he needs some dope? That can help with the groove man.

imissopus February 24, 2011 at 3:25 pm

So the big takeaway here is that Stanley Ann Dunham was a giant slut who had jungle fever, and Jack Cashill wants to know the secret of how the brothers always score with white chicks.

Steverino247 February 24, 2011 at 4:08 pm

No, no, no! He's got it all wrong.

Here's the facts:

1. Obama's father was black.
2. Obama plays basketball.
3. Obama's father fucked a white woman.
4. Wilt Chamberlain was black and played basketball and fucked 10,000 women in his lifetime, at least one of which had to be white (Think of the odds!).

Therefore, Obama is the illegitimate son of Wilt Chamberlain!!!

"Regression to the mean" explains why he's not seven feet tall, so don't talk back to me on this!

fuflans February 24, 2011 at 5:08 pm

to be fair, barry does say 'hey joe' a lot.

MarionNYNY February 24, 2011 at 6:03 pm

Frank Davis, Malcolm X, Jimi Hendrix, and even his own Grandpa via some anonymous black lady (maybe the help). Who isn't Obama's daddy? Could it be. . . Satan?

mavenmaven February 25, 2011 at 1:17 am

You don't understand the outrage? A black boy borrowing a motif from one of the founders of Western Civilization! He's like raping all of white people with his mind by doing that, a crime against Humanity. What will we have next? A Jew teaching Shakespeare?!?!

Grief_Lessons February 26, 2011 at 11:32 am

So in your system Barry is both Maggie and Jimmy Carter? You're not making things clearer at all.

June_Cleaver2.0 February 26, 2011 at 10:40 pm

After reading this, I've come to the conclusion that a lot of this Obama hate is about hating Ann Dunham. The hatred is too viseral and too irrational for it to be anything else.

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