Do you get the feeling America is in actual meltdown, for real this time, and that the outcome is as hazy as some night-time web video streaming on Al Jazeera from Libya or Bahrain or wherever? Pictured above is a Twitter post by Indiana Deputy Attorney General Jeff Cox, who responded to a Mother Jones post about the Wisconsin protests with the charming words, “Use Live Ammunition.” You know, murder government employees for having a labor protest. Murder them! Fucking traitors, right?
The good news is that Jeff Cox, this deputy AG in Indiana, was just fired from his state government job. Good luck in the private sector! Maybe the Koch Bros. need a new fluffer or something, for five-fifty an hour, part time/no benefits/graveyard shift. Maybe that would be fun!
Strange times, because we are regularly consulting Mother Jones this week for some hawt newz. We have nothing against MJ, and in fact used to write for it, about a decade ago. But it hasn’t been essential reading for a while now … until now. It has been all over the Wisconsin protests, all over the Actual Causes of this fake “government fiscal crisis” — billionaires, multi-millionaires and huge corporations pay almost no income tax, while you will have your meager assets seized and your shitty Denny’s paycheck garnished (with a sprig of parsley) if you don’t pay your taxes. And now it got this “Cox-Sucker” fired from his welfare queen gov’t job, because he epitomizes the violent, idiotic bullshit spouting from these hired goons employed to harass people and protect billionaires. That’s true! Totally true.
On Saturday night, when Mother Jones staffers tweeted a report that riot police might soon sweep demonstrators out of the Wisconsin capitol building—something that didn’t end up happening—one Twitter user sent out a chilling public response: “Use live ammunition.”
…. Only later did we realize that JCCentCom was a deputy attorney general for the state of Indiana.
The guy has apparently been blogging this kind of caveman swill for 10 years, and who noticed, right, because come on, Indiana? But his vile, impotent fantasies of killing his fellow Americans and fellow state-government employees, because they have a legal right to protest work compensation and conditions, finally attracted the exact kind of attention necessary to kick this slob out the door. Enjoy free enterprise, ya jerkwad. Anybody dumb enough to hire you will change their mind once they run a quick Google search. [Mother Jones]
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Don't retweet, reload.
that was so fine.
It really never does get old, does it?
It was a typo. He meant shoot them with VOTES!
Shoot them at the voting booth! No, uh, wait, I'll get it. Survey them! With live theodolites? Hmm, this is tricky.
Reload the surveyor's tape.
Wait a minute, aren't people like him outraged over, "Death Panels?'
Only if they aren't allowed membership.
Ha HA I get it!
His name is "Cox" and you talk about "membership".
Will we all be taken up to the Membership?
Where is George Clinton when we really need him?
He must be one of those liberal hate merchants.
Silly! Not when they get to dish out the death!
He does not have to worry about government sponsored death panels anymore, he lost his medical insurance through the government, which means as a 40 something he can look forward to 1000 dollar a month premiums and corporate death panels, just like Ayn Rand intended.
"Death Panels BAD, Death Squads GOOD" … you know it's a fact because it's straight from the Gospel of Reagan (Letters To The Dipshittians, Chapter 4, Verses 7 & 8).
Do you think Pinochet outfitted his death squads with Dodge minivans?
On the bright side, Indianapolis is the home of Super Bowl XLVI. They just want to show America the good side of the Hoosier State.
I got a good feeling about that Jesse Owens fellow. If the brownshirts let him in the country he'll make a good run of it, for the Folk.
Which makes one wonder why he's wearing Charger crap here: http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/02/indian…
Isn't not liking Peyton a hanging offense in IN? And, who likes the Chargers since the Dan Fouts era has been over?
Not only that. The Colts have lost five of their last seven to the Chargers.
It was the AFC playoff game a couple of years ago when the Colts met the Chargers. Looks like the old dome, so it may have been before the Colts made the Super Bowl for the first time in the Indy era. All kinds of closet SD fans came out in that one.
Indy is weird in that because the Colts only got here in 85, lots of people don't have the sort of natural affinity you'd expect. Plus, there was a group of douchebags who kept bitching when Manning would have huge years but didn't make/win the SB every year. Fits with this asshat's overall profile that he prefers the uber douchy Phillip Rivers/Chargers over the classy Manning & Co.
hey I grew up in Indy and was a Bears fan as a kid, Dad would take us to summer camp up at St. Joe's college in northern IN and you could actually meet the players on the field after practice- Gail Sayers, Dick Butkus, even Brian Piccolo…good times! I have never been a fan of Colts though cuz their owner was a huge douchebag/drunk and his son's a drug addict, personally I hop the players go on strike and Indy looses the SB, serve 'em right for takin' my tax dollars to pay for hideous stadium, damn socialists
I see a moving van in this man's future.
Ahem…some of us just happen live in San Diego, and just can't wait to give the Spanos family $500M of taxpayer money to build them a new stadium. If that isn't liking the Chargers, I don't know what is.
Wave goodbye, that team's headin' north on I-5 (to LA, is that right?)
That sound you just heard is all ten million residents of L.A. shrugging and continuing to live our lives.
Indiana has a good side?
You can drive across it in a few hours?
Since Indiana does not have daylight savings time and has the Eastern / Central divide running through it, it takes at least four changes of the hour to drive across it most of the year.
I like the word Hoosier. It means person from Indiana but it reminds me of Hooters and then I get hungry for white breast meat.
He's going Galt!
I think you mean Glock.
What rhymes with Glock?
Schlock.
Thank you. I got stuck on "clock." Yours is good.
Jeff Cox is a dick.
Correction: Jeff Cox is an UNEMPLOYED dick.
Sounds SO much nicer.
Correction: Jeff Cox is an UNEMPLOYED diseased, filthy limp dick.
Is that what how they are describing sexually unlucky men, these days?
"Yeah, his dick had to go downtown to file for unemployment benefits."
Tweets don't kill people, twits kill people.
I think *some*one needs to go back and read a little U.S. labor history – maybe while sitting in one of those folding chairs at the unemployment office, surrounded by unhappy, fired union workers.
Kind of like a new bitch in prison.
Hah, we should lambaste this poor sod with his picture and tweet faxed to every law firm and union hall in a 1000 mile radius.
I'm guessing he had one of those "history teachers" hired to coach athletics, who spend their class time diagramming plays while the students "read the chapter and answer the questions at the end". The textbook itself was one of those written-by-committee soporifics guaranteed not to offend anyone in Texas or Indiana. And Cox still got a C.
For once I'd like to see these guys use something other than a gun or a Hummer to compensate for their small dicks.
What else is there?
Intellect, sense of humor, kindness, perky tits.
Only one of the things on that list can be purchased or rented, so really, it's just Guns & Hummers. (Who are just a big ripoff of Aerosmith, anyway.)
A short but thick roll of $100 bills.
If I win the lottery, I'm going to hire two guys to accompany me when I'm in public. Let's call them, say, Vinnie and Lou. Vinnie Lou will stay discreetly far enough behind that when I pass a guy with a gigantic truck (that, of course, cost more than the trailer he's living in) or a BMW, should I be at Utica Square in Tulsa, I'll simply pass by and say, casually, "Just how little is your dick?" and when the guy starts to get testy, up step Vinnie and Lou.
We all have our dreams. That's mine.
Powerball is $155 million tonight. Good luck.
Here's a song for your lottery hopes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FlTAYml-00
So you're going to win the lottery but stay in Oklahoma? At least take a lot of vacations …
At least he was fired.
Too bad he'll be making way more money spouting this crap live on Fox News in 3… 2… 1….
Jeff the Attorney General, Joe the Plumber, Jim the Fireman, it's a fucking Legoland of fail.
Don't forget Ollie North the Treasonous Mass-Murdering Arms and Drug Dealer Extraordinnaire
And Watergate criminals G. Gordon Liddy and Chuck Colson.
If only he was fired from a cannon…
I'm still laughing. Jeff Cox, fmr Deputy AG, human cannon ball. Step right up folks ….
Into the sun.
His employers only said that "he no longer works there." $10 says he suddenly felt the desire to retire (with full benefits) and spend more time with his family.
Lucky family.
Just because the hooker calls you daddy doesn't mean you are a family man.
He's fired now but remember that Roy Cohn never had to worry about where his next meal was coming from. The Franco wing of the Republican Party will find a place for him.
In Mississippizona, he'd have been promoted, no doubt.
I've been listening to a lot of Rage Against the Machine today.
Every official that come in
Cripples us leaves us maimed
Silent and tamed
And with our flesh and bones
He builds his homes
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
But seriously, rally around the family. With a pocketful of shells.
Rage channeling Springsteen: No job, no home, no peace, no rest. No rest!
That was a great cover.
Guns… they're not just for Libya anymore!
"Use live ammunition" is just an old surveyor's term.
I'm pretty sure these are non-metaphorical bullets.
Brillante!!
If I see a little farther into the landscape of political humor, it's because I stand on the shoulders of owls.
Dammit. I swear I didn't see your comment before I posted mine below.
Haven't we all been guilty of this heinous crime before??!? I'll upfist your cloaca anyhow.
it's ok, besides you've got bigger p-ness than RT!
I heartily endorse this event or product.
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RPGs! DOUCHE – DOUCHE
Don't forget this is after Imperial Walker has censored the internet in the capitol building to block opposing viewpoint websites, as well as tried to have the riot police assault the peaceful protesters still in the building Friday night. I'm just waiting for him to order the Air Nat. Guard to strafe the protestors
funny, that was the exact dream Walker had last night.!
Matrix!
WhattamI bet that Luke ScottWalker is one of those natgard pilots, zeroing in on 2-meter womp rats.
I hope his National Guard didn't attend the School of the Americas…
I just hope they attended school period: maybe then they'll appreciate everything their teachers did for them, unlike Walker
Unfortunately, if the teachers are right wing military and rogue CIA agents, it would probably be better to just make like a stone and skip it.
Never know. Some of those graduates may have had parents who worked union jobs and busted their asses for junior, who now has a set of 'very specific skills.' As well as a conscious conveniently outfitted with an On/Off switch…
And you know who else ordered police to shoot at union protesters?
Tsar Nicholas?
The Grapes of Wrath have been revisited upon U.S. Merica.
Henry Clay Frick?
Technically, I think it was the Pinkertons, you know, the Free Enterprise Police.
Glen Beck?
Sarah Palin? Then she remembered she quit her job as governor?
John Galt?
Mao Tse-Tung?
That would be "Republican Dictators named Ronald Ray Gun Who Hate Democracy"
Thursday, Bloody Thursday.
Reagan intervened, sending in the National Guard:
"…The rally, which drew 3,000 people, soon turned into a riot, as the crowd moved down Telegraph (Ave.) towards the park. That day, known as Bloody Thursday, three students suffered punctured lungs, another a shattered leg, 13 people were hospitalized with shotgun wounds, and one police officer was stabbed. James Rector, who was watching the riot from a rooftop, was shot by police gunfire; he died four days later…."
(Citing Chicago's Memorial Day Massacre of 1937) was it "self-defense?"
Henry Ford, during the River Rouge massacre. He got away with it too.
Wisconsin Governor Jeremiah Rusk?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bay_View_Massacre
That came about 120 years too early.
I'm guessing you weren't thinking about San Francisco's "Bloody Thursday."
It's a sad event more people should know about:
http://www.dickmeister.com/id295.html
Tin soldiers and Nixon's army?
Your Mom?
America has 3 great, unheralded traditions: labor union massacres, race riots and lynchings. Where are the re-enactors of these proud moments of our heritage?
I hope that Sarah Palin has the good sense to keep her opinions to herself about this and not twattle about "free speech"
Time to arm the bears!
http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComic.mpl?da…
"I hope that Sarah Palin has the good sense…"
You really haven't been payin' attention have you?
LOL! You must be new to this country.
Aw, that's so cute!
If Sarah She-who-must-not-be-named had good sense, she wouldn't be Sarah She-who-must-not-be-named. Sarah and good sense is a perfect oxymoron. Come to think of it, she's an oxy-moron to begin with.
Someone's not getting a "Like" from Lou Sarah with that attitude.
Hosting a Super Bowl is all about crowd control, just ask Jerry Jones. I have a feeling this Cox fellow will be a good man to have on our side when fans arrive and realize the seats for which they paid $5,000 apiece don't technically exist.
But, does a seat actually exist until we observe it???
Oh, fuck, don't give the owners any ideas about quantum seating.
Schroedinger's Seat? "The hell did I put those damn tickets?"
Boy, that whole "new era of civility" thing sure went over like a lead balloon.
more like the Hindenberg.
Yes, the gasbags certainly are exploding, aren't they?
oh snap!
Or lead bullets.
That's not periodic elements transcendence.
It's only uncivil when a democrat says something. This was just "republican humor". I, myself, can't stop laughing!
All,
Please take a few minutes and tell the Indiana State Bar Association what you think of their member, Jeff Cox aka @JCCentCom who was terminated WITH CAUSE today:
http://www.inbar.org/ContactUs/tabid/62/Default.a…
You can be damn sure that I just did (I chose the "Membership" option from the drop-down menu, as it seemed the most relevant)!
On it. Did it. Thanks for the link.
If Charles Lane wasn't brain dead, what would he say about this?
well, i see our post-giffords era of civility is over.
also: i love this coming out on the same day the southern poverty law center reported:
"The number of active hate groups in the United States topped 1,000 for the first time and the antigovernment “Patriot” movement expanded dramatically for the second straight year as the radical right showed continued explosive growth in 2010."
the radical right showed continued explosive growth in 2010.
Somebody in Montgomery is still giggling over that one.
The Republican jobs program at work, ladies and gentlewonks.
So thousands of Americans regularly respond to not having their side in power by up and joining the Aryan Nation. The base is fickle.
"Indianapolis….it's in India I think"
-David St. Hubbins-
Also: Chargers fan?
Not in Indianapolis, he's not.
Pfft. I saw a guy wearing a Clinton Portis Washington jersey in a bar in Dallas and nobody did anything.
Indy fans are pussies compared to Dallas.
How did GaDaffy get out of Libya?
this is his brother, Daffy
Really? They actually fired the prick instead of giving the rat-fucker a promotion?
Good on you, Indiana! Whooda thunk it?
Yeah, but from what I read it took them ten years to figure out that the guy was a total loon and an embarrassment to the legal profession. And it takes a hell of a lot to bring embarrassment to a tribe of lawyers.
The only defense is that Doctors are worse at "self policing".
Oh, I'm sure he was just talking about surveyor's ammunition.
Oh for gawd's sake. Who will bring democracy to the united States?
YOU.
You mean Christine O'Donnell will?
When you play with yourself, you're playing with Christine O'Donnell, because she's… oh, never mind.
Chris Christie O'Donnell!! All the delusion, half the body mass!!
This folks, is a winner.
Hosni!
The Muslim Brotherhood, at this point they're our last hope…
Lech Walesa?
Nelson Mandela.
Leonard Cohen.
According to Allen West, Allen West will, by torturing as many people as he needs to to bring them the "light of democracy".
Do these people seriously listen to themselves? Ever?
According to that Italian (as we say here in OK, Eye-talian) woman (Sylvia Pojoli sp??) who reports for NPRsaid about Khadify's speech in Italy (where Marion thought he was kewl) Democracy is a word derived the Arabic word for Chair, democracy is a matter of who has chairs.
I wish someone had told the dickwad neocons as much. We could have bought every single fucking person in the middle east a Lazy Boy for the price of a day of these gawd-awful wars.
I'm not sure the United States is ready for democracy; I'm pretty sure the religious extremists will take over and then America go right back to torturing its own people and terrorist attacks against civilians in other countries, etc.
Now if any one else has a fantasy they would like to come true, they can just pay Jeff Cox.
Death panels are bad. Gunz are always okay. If death panels involved summary execution via firing squad at the end, he'd be okay with 'em.
Commence wingnut whinging about "Free Speech" in 3-2-1…..
First Michigan, now here? WTF is going on w/people named COX who work for a State Attorney General's Office? Are they ALL morons?
There was US Prosecutor Archibald Cox, the special investigator for Watergate who was fired by Nixon for actually doing his job instead of aiding in the coverup; he was a good one; and of course our former Wonkette overlord. But I don't know of any other good Cox.
Wally Cox?
Roommate to Marlon Brando, scattered over the ocean.
Let us not forget our dear Sainted founder, Anna Marie Cox. Not all Cox are Morans.
I believe of "Cox" is pluralized as "Coxen".
Or "Dicks."
Don't judge all the cox in the barrel for the actions of a few bad cox.
Andrew Shirvell just found a new
boyfriendstalking victim.You know, when I first heard about this, Andrew Shirvell was the first name that POPPED UP. Still waiting for a similar "First Amendment" outcry from the wingnuts, but at least this time around, it will be AFTER the ass clown has been terminated!
Well, morons can be very nice people. Apparently yes, all people named Cox who work for a State Attorney General's office are morons, but more important, they are nasty, hateful, cretinous morons, not the nice kind.
That's a HARD question.
Why do I have to do all the work around here?
Get all those planes from the EAA in Oshkosh to make brat-strikes.
Looks like someone just wants to use Wisconsin's official state gun.
As much as I utterly despise the 21st century retard party line that is "Touretter", its role in mainlining to the masses the career-ending subconscious convulsions of self-important assholes who would have otherwise remained free to carry on their consequence-free reign of public sector terror is not without some small, satisfying schaden of freude.
(ALSO: What, was the twat handle "JCPennyCom" trademarked or something?!)
His little twat handle may be more interesting than you think. Consider this.
JCPenney's goober-based Google bomb came immediately to mind when I made that comment, though I'll admit that I was unaware of the following facts prior to reading the piece in the NYT:
- JCPenney sells raped and murdered girls for $19.90.
- JCPenney has santorum that's now more than half off.
- JCPenney is the leading retailer of lemon party supplies.
- JCPenney outsources complaints to a call center in Goatse.
- JCPenney recently launched a promising new ad campaign.
"JCCentCom"'s Twitter bio:
I'd give my right arm to see this low-life twat in a cage match with Walter Reuther. Come back, Walter!
Walter got himself thrown off an overpass that one time, so we might want to rethink your choice of wrasslers.
I dunno. Judging from above, I'd say the Cox be plenty salty.
KOCH BLOC LACKS COX; COX LAX BLOG SHOX !
Madison to Walker's budget: HICKS NIX PRICK'S FIX?
In other news, the earth's rotation was slowed by a fraction of a second as everybody who was ever prosecuted by this asshole — and also all their lawyers — just sat up and said "Oh, that's grounds for appeal."
In related news, Mr. Cox announced he was leaving the AG's office to pursue his dream of competing on ther Very Special Presidential Edition of Appretice.
♬ Look for the Union label …♪ and open fire, presumably.
"look for the union label, when you're buying your bulletproof vest…"
That actually goes with the tune, which we all remember from the 80s, amirite?
"The look. The feel. Of cotton….bandages."
Any chance this guy's removal from office involved Second Amendment remedies?
WITH VOTES!
What, Jeff Cox, no "turn 'em into Swiss cheese" joke? TWITTERFAIL!
According to his MySpace (yeah, I know), he is the "possessor of an incoherent political persuasion." He also thinks he's a funny dude and appears very lonely for the ladies. http://www.myspace.com/331447417
jesus christ his playlist
Oh dear god his status statements. Please don't make me feel sorry for this idiot.
Jeff
has given up.
Mood: rejected rejected
Jeff
is destined to be alone forever.
Mood: crushed
Jeff
is doing splendidly, aside from that whole "wanting to crawl in a hole and die" thing.
Mood: crappy
That would certainly explain the "wanting to use live ammunition" thing.
Reminds me of that guy who couldn't get a date so he shot up a women's jazzercise class.
Why wouldn't he be lonely? If you were a woman, would you date him?
Jesus, Mary and Joseph DiMaggio, look at the profile on his now-defunct blog:
My dream in life is to rule the world, watch the Cleveland Browns win the Super Bowl, have a San Diego Chargers jacket with big lightning bolts on the shoulders and take Emmanuelle Vaugier out to dinner at a 5-star restaurant.
I'd hazard a guess that the dream with the highest prospects for success is the first one. Well, I suppose he could buy that jacket, but remember, he's unemployed now.
also "5-star restaurant" is like a porno being rated "triple-X" (Guide Michelin's max rating is 3)
" He also thinks he's a funny dude and appears very lonely for the ladies."
Ew.
Jeff Cox: Debbie Gibson superfan!
Well the future is electric middle-aged dweebs.
I like how all the ladies he'd like to meet are semi-hot d-list ingenues who wouldn't look at him if he sat in their laps.
Did you catch a picture of this brave little twerp? An obvious portrait of a dickless gun loon. If he didn't get hired in the public sector he'd be wearing a paper hat to work.
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/02/indian…
That picture has Pizza Delivery Boy written all over it.
So Dwight Shrute is making a special guest appearance on Parks & Recreation?
"dickless gun loon"
Hey, I like this! Can we use it every time we talk about gun nuts, until it's automatic? You know, like the way union and "thug" go together for the rightnutters?
I can't look. But tell me, is he wearing a red g-string?
Haha. Apparently, he's a Debbie Gibson fan, also. I wonder if she knows.
Only in his dreams; as real as it may seem.
It cost him his job.
I don't want to see republithugs dead. I want to see them in prison in chains doing all that free slave prison labor they love to implement. It would serve the dirty fuckers right.
"JCCentCom's" LinkedIn profile makes no mention of military service, so his nick is clearly a bit of vicarious fantasy. I know, coulda knocked me over with a feather!
He's quite ridiculous looking, also.
An ex-OSU bandfag. It's making more sense, now.
Humor writer/editor for Sun Features for 1 year 1 month
Come on, this whole "use live ammunition" is so obviously satire. He's a "humor writer" you see. It's funny. He's funny. Ha.
I thought I would live to see Egypt and Libya more democratic than god's country. Congratulations, heirs of the great Ronnie Raygun!
It's just so awesome that all the nations of the Middle East decided they wanted to follow the shining example of the newly-liberated Iraq. It's why you see all the Dubya posters in Tahrir Square.
Also, wouldn't Lou Sarah have re-tweeted Cox's comment?
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Republican nominee for President of the United States in 2012!
COX/BAALS 2012!
A ticket that's tailor-made for teabaggers.
It's times like these that I am really, really glad that our former tiresome oaf Niel-ist is gone.
Well, ain't you the master baiter?
Shh. He's only mostly dead; say his name and you might summon him.
I dunno, I kind of liked reading him. Warts and all.
I think it takes a whole spell (said backwards while turning three times and looking in a mirror) to summon that idiot spawn back.
But remember, both sides are equally guilty of being uncivil! To prove this, here's some random protester guy with a crude, distasteful sign that we'll pretend threatens rape, even though it doesn't.
Don't forget Walker=Hitler
Yeah, I heard those union thugs are threatening to have consensual group sex.
The whole seems kind of uppity lately, must be the solar flares.
Usually the Northern Lights don't make it as far south as Indiana, but perhaps this jackhole is super sensitive and was not wearing his tinfoil cap.
I've been to Indiana, so this level of stupidity comes as no surprise. It makes upstate NY look like the Cote D'azure.
This is Wisconsin. Wouldn't it be less deadly to just lay a trail of cheese nuggets to the edge of town???
We're here,
We're beer,
Get used to it!
(sent from America's dairy-air land)
cheeses curds
What the hell kind of Indiana citizen has a San Diego Chargers icon for their Twitter profile pic?
Him.
Job offer from FoxNews in 5, 4, 3….
If Cox had read his American labor history, he would know it isn't the National Guard that fires on organized labor. That's saved for Pinkerton goons.
And to think Indiana elected Eugene Debs to the State Senate, too, also.
These days, the goons are in $5,000 suits and $1,000 shoes and work for million dollar priced consulting firms that are hired by companies like Walmart and fly in on corporate jets and scare the employees shitless about voting for union membership.
These slimey bosses make the Pinkertons look like plain old muscle for hire. I hate them all.
Glengarry Glen Boss.
This story is becoming so surreal I'm surprised the headlines don't have vapor trails coming off them.
Jeez. Whatever happened to a "kinder and gentler" America?
"Support civility, or I'LL KILL YOU!!!"
We got a kinder, gentler, machine gun hand
I would like to point out that the AG in Indiana does not handle criminal prosecutions (locally elected prosecutors do) so while he's a douche he probably hasn't gotten anyone killed directly.
Well, we have arrived America. We are one trigger pull away form being a third world autocracy.
Oops. Forgot the snark. "Remember 9/11"?
Feels bad man.
Time for mandatory mental health evaluations for attorneys. First, Andrew Shirvell and now Jeff Cox = psychos with a license to practice law.
How's that civility-schmivility thing working out for you?
I bet someone wishes he had a union steward about now…
WWLSS: What Would Lou Sarah Say? You know, being all "Christiany" and such.
Both are having their game pretty heavily salted today.
I take Mother Jones and give subscriptions as gifts. My daughter called to say she'd read her first issue cover to cover. I asked if she was ready to go explode with outrage and, yeah, she was.
Oh, and that lottery thing: Besides hiring bodyguards to protect me when I say offensive things to guys about their litte-dick trucks, I'll give MT lots of moolah for their investigative reporting fund. And to help pay the salaries of the 1,500 employees Hosne "Droopy Face" MuWalker is threatening to lay off.
I used to get a liberal newspaper in the mail from OK. It was a real mom and pop operation.
I got a subscription for my Mom, but after a year of exploding heads, we had to quit reading it.
I used to take all my back issues of MJ, The Nation, The Progressive, Z, etc out to my father, whom I had successfully converted from a lifelong republican back in the early 90s ("Dad, you're not a millionaire, so there's no logical reason for you to vote for them"). My mom finally asked me to stop bringing them, as he has a pretty volatile temper and after perusing them he would be so outraged and pissed off that he was impossible to live with. Now I just take him my old New Yorkers.
For some reason, pictures of this guy trigger memories of that doofus in Michigan who basically stalked the gay president of the U of M's student body, spewed crap about the kid all over a blog, and when it became public he got fired. He had something on his blog as well about how much he loved the ladies. Maybe he and this guy from Indiana can get together and commiserate over some buttsecks.
EDIT: Now that I've read through this thread I see others actually remembered the Michigan doofus's name, which is a relief because I did not want to spend time Googling him.
Now they can go google each other….how sweet.
Clearly another liberal plant trying to make conservatives look stupid yet again. Just like Sarah Palin, Andy Breitbart, Ronald Reagan, etc.
The only thing that could get a wingnut deputy state AG fired is a dead girl or live ammunition.
Perhaps Mr. Cox could borrow one of Indiana's famous covered bridges and use it for a proctoscope to help him fish his head out his his ass. For chrissake, he was an Assistant Attny. General, and that is supposed to be a job held by an adult, not the class clown, county bigot-in-charge, or the state's principal asshole. At least Indiana's GOPly AG fired Cox snicker-snack. Now about the vorpal blade and through and through.
Me, I kinda like caveman swill, but it doesn't make me want to shoot anybody.
Hells yeah, it's about time somebody stood up for us cavepersons.
Plus my "swill" tends to be things like free-range turkey, Coho Salmon, chanterelles and whatnot. Y'all oughta come by for dinner sometime.
Does anyone else remember a song that is very apropo "Indiana Wants Me" by R Dean Taylor, 1970.
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Does anyone else remember a song by R Dean Taylor called, "Indiana Wants Me"? It is quite apropos.
Lord, I can't go back there.
Quit blood libelling him, Wonkette! Why should he expect anyone to take what he says SERIOUSLY???
Well, there's one government employee who won't be using his collective bargaining rights anymore.
If Gabrielle Giffords could talk right now, she would be saying……
This makes me think of Kent State. You know, an environment ripe only for "crazy college days to desire that lifestyle at a frat house or at college parties or anything like that."
Sigh, remember the days when school shootings only meant government sanctioned lethal force against unarmed 18 year old Peace demonstrators?
It's never been a secret that most conservacrooks want the majority to be their slaves/serfs/debt-peons.
Cox, or is it Cocks?(sucker)
Your the type that make's Gabrielle Giffords so proud to to live in Amerku..
Don't agree, put a bullet in their head.
The rest are collateral damage.
Do us all a flavor and have an accidental discharge with you firearm.
Meanwhile, in London:
"Up to 300 anti-cuts protesters occupied Lambeth town hall in south London today (Wednesday) – the day councillors were set to vote through a disastrous cuts budget.
The protesters stormed the council meeting just after 7pm, chanting "No ifs, no buts, no public sector cuts" and "That's not what democracy looks like – this is what democracy looks like."
The campaigners, including many council workers, then held a “people's council” in the chamber in Brixton. They took over the meeting, elected their own chair and discussed opposition to the cuts.
One worker said, "This is a small echo of what's happening around the world. Power to the people!"
Many protesters talked about how the occupation of the town hall in Wisconsin, USA, has inspired their action."
If we all spat together, we'd drown the bastards.
Ah, the smell of democracy in the morning…
BTW, that wasn't just a town hall that was occupied, you Brits, but a state house of a state of about 5.7 million people.
I'm not British but Australian and, in any case, let's not get into a game of "my demogarphic is bigger than yours" even if your name is "Negropolis".
Huh? It wasn't measuring contest, rather to show that this was a step above the municipal level.
this guy made the mistake of owning up to his account. he should have just closed it like Lou Sarah and he would still have a job.
"Do you get the feeling America is in actual meltdown, for real this time, and that the outcome is as hazy as some night-time web video streaming on Al Jazeera from Libya or Bahrain or wherever?"
Yes. And that's why I'm stocking up on good porn, whiskey, and guns to use as barter in the upcoming labor/tea bagger/socialist/Sarah Palin/Glenn Beck/Communist/Hippie/Nigerian Terrorist revolution.
An acquaintance used to say that America was rapidly moving toward a Yugoslavian type breakup. I never believed him.
Now, it looks more and more likely on a daily basis.
Then isn't it time for our soldiers to start protecting Americans – and start fraggin' Repugs?
His face looks so…punchable.
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