SNOWBILLY GRIFTER ON THE RUN  2:07 pm February 23, 2011

Sarah Palin ‘Lou Sarah’ Facebook Account Shut Down

by Jack Stuef

Scrub scrub scrub!
Oh, it looks like we spoke too soon. Somebody finally shut down the “Lou Sarah” account, either while we were writing that last post or after it went up. So we guess Palin’s statement last night is true. Her public page is her only account, currently, as “Lou Sarah” is no more.

Meanwhile, our repeated e-mails to Sarah Palin’s private e-mail account, as it was listed in her former advisor’s leaked book, continue to be unreturned. But we’re not getting delivery errors back, so the account still exists. We’ll let you know when that gets shut down too, we guess! [Facebook]

 
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Oblios_Cap February 23, 2011 at 2:08 pm

One pubic $arah page is still too one too many!

SorosBot February 23, 2011 at 2:40 pm

I'm not sure if that was a typo or intentional, but damn the image of anything pubic related to Sarah makes me long for some brain bleach.

Barbara_i February 23, 2011 at 2:09 pm

I bet she got Brizzley to google the instructions on how to close it. Close the other one while you are at it.
How can you tell Palin is lying? Her tattooed on lip liner is moving.

JadedDissonance February 23, 2011 at 2:11 pm

I don't know how she expects to refudiate allegations from former staffers in their new juicy political tell-all if she continues to respond to criticisms in the same way that they say she always did.

Barbara_i February 23, 2011 at 2:33 pm

I think Bailey is going to awaken one morning with a polar bear head in his bed.

Rarian Rakista February 23, 2011 at 2:39 pm

Or used moose genitalia from Todd.

memzilla February 23, 2011 at 2:11 pm

Of course SnowGrifter Famewhore had a problem with social(ist) media!

SheriffRoscoe February 23, 2011 at 2:12 pm

"amen"

OkieDokieDog February 23, 2011 at 2:12 pm

Oh shucky darn! I was so wanting to be her fb BFF.

lefty74 February 23, 2011 at 2:12 pm

Have her get on MyFace or some other perch.

bitchincamaro2 February 23, 2011 at 2:48 pm

Better yours than mine. I'm as horny as old dogs get; I fucked a cockroach once, but that skeevie schemer has never made my nipples hard.

GuanoFaucet February 23, 2011 at 2:13 pm

It's not the stupidity and arrogance that kills you, it's the cover-up.

OC_Surf_Serf February 23, 2011 at 2:13 pm

She quit that too?

UW8316154 February 23, 2011 at 3:52 pm

Amen.

andrewdrinker February 23, 2011 at 2:13 pm

Awwww, c'mon Sarah! It was fun to watch you try to talk your way through something that you know nothing about! Good thing you serve up something new for us every week or two now.

sportshort February 23, 2011 at 2:14 pm

Waaaaah. And I sent a friend request. Ima gonna pout now.

SheriffRoscoe February 23, 2011 at 2:16 pm

Lou Sarah lives with the grave misfortune of being given a name that so readily drives people to attack Sarah Palin. Now Lou must go through life without facebook.

genxr February 23, 2011 at 2:20 pm

Life ain't easy for a boy named Lou Sarah.

bureaucrap February 23, 2011 at 2:16 pm

Her next alias: "K. Sara Sarah."

fuflans February 23, 2011 at 2:17 pm

thank you jack. 'snowbilly grifter on the run' will make me smile all day.

oh the wonkette!

baconzgood February 23, 2011 at 2:31 pm

If they don't win the Bloggie now I'm going to commit hari kari.

Gopherit February 23, 2011 at 2:18 pm

Wonkette is why Sarah can't have nice things.

Not_So_Much February 23, 2011 at 2:19 pm

Standy by for 'Sou Larah' in 3…2…

genxr February 23, 2011 at 2:19 pm

That certainly proves it was a fake. Case closed.

But first, let's ask Dana Milbank what he thinks…

JoeBiteme February 23, 2011 at 2:20 pm

She told everyone to "pay no attention" to the Lou Sarah profile, so how would anyone even NOTICE if she deleted it now? She's already handled it, right?

baconzgood February 23, 2011 at 2:21 pm

WONK LIBEL!!!!!

Wonkette!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DA' MAN!!!!! Big snarkey fist up from all of us!!!!

Serolf_Divad February 23, 2011 at 2:21 pm

So :

1) Palin is accused of having a second Facebook account for commenting favorably on her primary Facebook account.

2) Sarah Palin vocieferously denies she has anything to do with such tawdry business as a secondary Facebook account.

3) This mystery account suddenly goes offline.

What's most pathetic abut Palin isn't that she's a liar. It's that she's such a bad liar.

SheriffRoscoe February 23, 2011 at 2:31 pm

I'm betting Sarah doubles down and claims Lou Sarah has suffered enough, and will the elite libruls please stop harassing him and raping him with their mouths. Won't someone think of the children, etc….

baconzgood February 23, 2011 at 3:09 pm

LOU LIBEL!

GOPCrusher February 23, 2011 at 3:06 pm

Poor Lou Sarah. A victim of Left Wing Blood Libel!

edgydrifter February 23, 2011 at 2:22 pm

Fuck it. She's dispensing with the "Lou Sarah" charade and straight-up revealing herself as Lucifer. Her jerking minions won't care, and there's nothing the rest of us can do about it. Welcome to hell.

chickensmack February 23, 2011 at 2:33 pm

Hell is knowing that — were she to win election — we don't have to worry about science scores in education anymore. It will be abolished.

Troubledog February 23, 2011 at 2:34 pm

Lou Cypher. As the prophecy hath foretold.

GOPCrusher February 23, 2011 at 3:08 pm

The Bible Spice defenders on Yahoo are blaming this on the fact that Michelle Obama and the girls are on a ski vacation in Colorado.

LiveToServeYa February 23, 2011 at 2:22 pm

What a no-account.

bumfug February 23, 2011 at 2:22 pm

"Her public page is her only account."
That we know of.
Yet.

GOPCrusher February 23, 2011 at 3:15 pm

And also.

baconzgood February 23, 2011 at 2:23 pm

I have a face book psudo (baconzgood). Here are some samples:
Your penis is bigger than a python and I won't be able to walk straight because my knees are still trembling due to all of the Orgasims.

You are the most smartest person in the world. That insight left me flabbergasted.

Can I name my child after you? I'll pay you for the privilege. See I want my spawn to get all the opportunities that a person as cool as you gets.

GoodBaconz will never be deleted because he/she makes me feel good about me.

genxr February 23, 2011 at 2:30 pm

Oh yeah? Well my fake fb page is "preznitobamma" and it says things like:

Thank you for saving the world yesterday, and for donating the eleventy billion dollar reward to charity!

I need more advice on this Libya thing. Call me, big dawg!

Michelle sez yer hot. Now I must have you killed.

Okay, you foiled my two dozen CIA assassins this time. But you haven't heard the last of me Bwahahaha!

SorosBot February 23, 2011 at 2:23 pm

Aw and she never responded to my friend request.

Getting Sarah to shut down her sockpuppet account shows that Wonkette's snark can actually make the world a slightly better place.

GOPCrusher February 23, 2011 at 3:17 pm

Probably time to have Tawd build another fence.

SorosBot February 23, 2011 at 3:32 pm

The Palin's idea of computer security is probably sticking their laptop in a locked briefcase.

Oblios_Cap February 23, 2011 at 2:25 pm

Damn! Wonkette gets results. if I were a real journalist reading this, I would probably be inspired to start doing my job and seeing what I could stir up.

HistoriCat February 23, 2011 at 3:06 pm

Real journalism means never having to do your job.

baconzgood February 23, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Didn't Jayson Blair say that?

q_tion_evrythng February 23, 2011 at 7:48 pm

After a second read through, I got this. Bazinga! Please, may I use your comment– " If I were a real journalist reading this, I would probably be inspired to start doing my job and seeing what I could stir up." ?? Best comment I've read today.

ManchuCandidate February 23, 2011 at 2:27 pm

So long, Lou Sarah. We hardly knew yah!

horsedreamer_1 February 23, 2011 at 2:31 pm

Jack Steuf was just a bull in the heather on this story. Kudos & Bloggies to him.

SorosBot February 23, 2011 at 2:32 pm

Friends, Wonkettes, snarky men, lend me your eyes;
I come to bury Lou Sarah, not to praise him(?).
The evil that fake men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their accounts;
So let it be with Lou Sarah. The noble Jack Stuef
Hath told you Lou Sarah was a sock puppet:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Lou Sarah answer'd it.

dittoBot3000 February 23, 2011 at 2:32 pm

You guys are meddling with forces you cannot possibly understand. I think you'd best get a plane ticket to Libya or somewhere safer until things cool off.

chickensmack February 23, 2011 at 2:32 pm

Though we can suspect all we want, just imagine what things look like to Lou Sarah — if she were a real person. Can you imagine all the sudden attention she was getting?

"Oh my goodness. I'm getting friended by… Say-rowf Day-vid? Who on earth is X one one one seventh?"

nounverb911 February 23, 2011 at 2:32 pm

Hi! I'm Para Sailing, friend me.

horsedreamer_1 February 23, 2011 at 2:41 pm

Para Sailin', please.

mereoblivion February 23, 2011 at 2:33 pm

Sounds like the scariest, most blatant censorship. Way to go, Sharia Palin!

SudsMcKenzie February 23, 2011 at 2:33 pm

A sad day for the Social Nutwork.

Snownarc February 23, 2011 at 2:34 pm

Damn… I hope that my invitation from Reagan's Colon didn't scare her off.

baconzgood February 23, 2011 at 2:35 pm

I gotta say Jack, after reading that again, and again, and again, you sir can call it a day. Go punch out and we'll see you Monday. You deserve it.

horsedreamer_1 February 23, 2011 at 2:41 pm

Four day weekend? Does he look like a Wisconsin fire-fighter?

Slim_Pickins February 23, 2011 at 2:35 pm

Good, she's finally getting treatment for her multiple personality disorder. Or is it multiple lack-of-personality disorder?

BobTeh February 23, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Amen

DerrickWildcat February 23, 2011 at 2:36 pm

I blame Julian Assange.

weejee February 23, 2011 at 2:37 pm

Are we sure this wasn't Lou Piniella's web page?
…picks up second base and throws it into the outfield….

politics_nerd February 23, 2011 at 2:38 pm

just proves it was hers to begin with, and, once again, she is a bald-faced liar.

BaldarTFlagass February 23, 2011 at 2:39 pm

A stick in me hand and a drop in me eye
A doleful damsel I heard cry,
Louie, I hardly knew ye.

DerrickWildcat February 23, 2011 at 2:40 pm

What's really weird is that she is currently posting stuff on her my Spacebooking world wide internet home page. http://twitter.com/sarahpalinusa

Funny how coincidences always happen at the same time.

So we know she was fucking around on the Twattering machine at the same time Lou Sarah disappeared. Ya know, just sayin'…

Bonzos_Bed_Time February 23, 2011 at 2:40 pm

Can't y'all pay no attention to this?

SheriffRoscoe February 23, 2011 at 2:43 pm

"Roscoe P Coltraine "likes" 'Sarah Palin shows total ineptitude in handling relatively minor, unimportant-in-the-grand-scheme-of-things scandals' and 'Jesus is my Lord and Savior Press LIKE if you agree'"

Smitros February 23, 2011 at 2:44 pm

Oooh!

Snownarc February 23, 2011 at 2:44 pm

On a side note, Claire Barton's hat still kicks ass. Yes, Lou, my page that I started just for you has maintained all of your friends.

baconzgood February 23, 2011 at 2:44 pm

"I can see me looking stupid from my house"

Smitros February 23, 2011 at 2:46 pm

Lou Sarah, we hardly knew ye.

We'll get over it.

Extemporanus February 23, 2011 at 2:46 pm

This will all be explained in my soon-to-be published Palin sextposé, The Three Facebooks of Eve.

Extemporanus February 23, 2011 at 3:08 pm

I just realized that Wonketterrorists Barbara_i and weejee already landed an Eve-themed one-two punch at the top of the previous post.

I also just realized that I am Barbara_i and weejee.

PublicLuxury February 23, 2011 at 2:48 pm

What is it like to be living in such delusion? It is a parallel universe that I cannot comprehend. I get fleeting flashes of understanding but those nuggets are gone as fast as they came.

It is long past time that Sarah needs to get off the stage. Sanity seems to have passed her by years ago.

Hipple, Rev. Paul T. February 23, 2011 at 2:49 pm

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BaldarTFlagass February 23, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Spoo!

OneDollarJuana February 23, 2011 at 3:06 pm

That's an awful lot of fapping. You need new porn.

elviouslyqueer February 23, 2011 at 5:13 pm

Dana Milbank? That you?

Ignoreland February 26, 2011 at 1:55 am

Your fappage looks like New Mexico. Just sayin'.

mumbly_joe February 23, 2011 at 2:49 pm

And yet, Lou Sarah will forever have a facebook page in the Internet of our hearts.

Which are filled with scorn, btw.

Redhead February 23, 2011 at 3:18 pm

And screen shots! Don't forget the screen shots, so we can all look back and fondly remember laughing at the stupidity.

SorosBot February 23, 2011 at 3:31 pm

And in the Internet of the cached archives.

4TheTurnstiles February 23, 2011 at 2:51 pm

Of course this means the nice you-betcha real-America folks down at good ol' SarahPAC (for the Troops!) now know the Wrath of the Wonkette. Which means there may well be a volunteer Patriot reading these comments. And to you, sir or madam, I say:

Stop working so hard at ruining our beautiful country, you illiterate sack of fuckall!

further comments from the Wonkeratchik?

q_tion_evrythng February 23, 2011 at 8:05 pm

In addition to SarahPAC (for the Troops!), the kinder, gentler folks at Team Sarah are probably sniffling in their hankies–"How can Wonkette be so mean to our Sarah?"
I say, easily, because stupid ass Palin does stuff that asks for it!

mrblifil February 23, 2011 at 2:55 pm

So what, now Wonkette is like an avenging wolf-hunting helicopter squad for TRUTH?

Terry February 23, 2011 at 2:57 pm

Speaking of political pinheads, did Wonkette somehow miss this item about Christine O'Donnell?
http://jezebel.com/#!5768314/christine-odonnells-

mrblifil February 23, 2011 at 3:00 pm

Personally, I'm hoping she will abstain.

SorosBot February 23, 2011 at 3:02 pm

Ugh. Why does that stupid show keep hosting wingnuts whose fifteen minutes should have been up long ago? Meanwhile they still haven't had a single liberal political figure on it.

OneDollarJuana February 23, 2011 at 3:07 pm

Dancing with the 'tards.

Terry February 23, 2011 at 3:08 pm

Maybe Arianna Huffington turned them down quietly.

GOPCrusher February 23, 2011 at 3:29 pm

John Edwards probably has some time to kill.

CapnFatback February 23, 2011 at 5:01 pm

If she does decide to dance, I'm sure the waltzing trend will completely pass her by.

mrblifil February 23, 2011 at 2:59 pm

Howz that fakey, sockpuppety thing workin' for ya?

BaldarTFlagass February 23, 2011 at 3:00 pm

The Moving Finger writes; and having writ, takes down page.

bitchincamaro2 February 23, 2011 at 3:09 pm

Some web address are sensitive cases.

phlox✔ February 23, 2011 at 3:15 pm

Yeah, well Pistol Bralin's account is still beyond your reach.
She's the smart one in the family.

sojournertruth February 23, 2011 at 3:16 pm

Does that mean Sarah can no longer like Sarah?

Redhead February 23, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Palin has Jack, Riley and Ken arrested for "hacking" and "stalking" her facebook account in 3…2…1…

danceswithpalin February 23, 2011 at 3:22 pm

Or Lou Wasilla?

donner_froh February 23, 2011 at 3:46 pm

"A lie cannot live."

Martin Luther King (plus a few others) although wretched Sarah Palin in her pathetic little Facebook page don't belong in the same ethical universe as MLK.

democratessuck February 23, 2011 at 8:56 pm

God bless Sarah Palin

UW8316154 February 23, 2011 at 3:55 pm

Wonkett wins the internetz!

What's interesting is that Lou Sarah is as close to the real "sarah" as there is (e.g., not much). Everything else is just handlers and mirrors. And ghost-writers, too. Also. Amen.

UW8316154 February 23, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Wonkbot has been imprisoned in Pelican Bay for hacking Lou Sarah's FB account. Does this mean he can get out now?

BobTeh February 23, 2011 at 4:15 pm

At least you can see the cached version of the page:
<a href="http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:FbQ11TeikPkJ :www.facebook.com/people/Lou-Sarah/100000442574650+lou+sarah+facebook&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=safari&source=www.google.com” target=”_blank”>http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=ca…” target=”_blank”>:www.facebook.com/people/Lou-Sarah/100000442574650+lou+sarah+facebook&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=safari&source=www.google.com

GeorgiaPeachy February 23, 2011 at 5:18 pm

Look for Snow Snooki.

JackObin February 23, 2011 at 5:21 pm

Lou means community college dropout in Mandarin. So, at least it is grammatically factual.

LakeLucilleLoon February 23, 2011 at 6:29 pm

It took two weeks when I deleted my Facebook account for it to disappear. How did LouSarah get hers to disappear overnight? Perhaps she has Bristol engage in some "favors" for Zuckerberg…

problemwithcaring February 23, 2011 at 8:22 pm

This.

democratessuck February 23, 2011 at 8:39 pm

God bless Sarah Palin.

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