Sarah Palin ‘Lou Sarah’ Facebook Account Shut Down

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Scrub scrub scrub!
Oh, it looks like we spoke too soon. Somebody finally shut down the “Lou Sarah” account, either while we were writing that last post or after it went up. So we guess Palin’s statement last night is true. Her public page is her only account, currently, as “Lou Sarah” is no more.

Meanwhile, our repeated e-mails to Sarah Palin’s private e-mail account, as it was listed in her former advisor’s leaked book, continue to be unreturned. But we’re not getting delivery errors back, so the account still exists. We’ll let you know when that gets shut down too, we guess! [Facebook]

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109 comments

    1. SorosBot

      I'm not sure if that was a typo or intentional, but damn the image of anything pubic related to Sarah makes me long for some brain bleach.

  1. Barbara_i

    I bet she got Brizzley to google the instructions on how to close it. Close the other one while you are at it.
    How can you tell Palin is lying? Her tattooed on lip liner is moving.

  2. JadedDissonance

    I don't know how she expects to refudiate allegations from former staffers in their new juicy political tell-all if she continues to respond to criticisms in the same way that they say she always did.

    1. bitchincamaro2

      Better yours than mine. I'm as horny as old dogs get; I fucked a cockroach once, but that skeevie schemer has never made my nipples hard.

  3. andrewdrinker

    Awwww, c'mon Sarah! It was fun to watch you try to talk your way through something that you know nothing about! Good thing you serve up something new for us every week or two now.

  4. SheriffRoscoe

    Lou Sarah lives with the grave misfortune of being given a name that so readily drives people to attack Sarah Palin. Now Lou must go through life without facebook.

  5. JoeBiteme

    She told everyone to "pay no attention" to the Lou Sarah profile, so how would anyone even NOTICE if she deleted it now? She's already handled it, right?

  6. Serolf_Divad

    So :

    1) Palin is accused of having a second Facebook account for commenting favorably on her primary Facebook account.

    2) Sarah Palin vocieferously denies she has anything to do with such tawdry business as a secondary Facebook account.

    3) This mystery account suddenly goes offline.

    What's most pathetic abut Palin isn't that she's a liar. It's that she's such a bad liar.

    1. SheriffRoscoe

      I'm betting Sarah doubles down and claims Lou Sarah has suffered enough, and will the elite libruls please stop harassing him and raping him with their mouths. Won't someone think of the children, etc….

  7. edgydrifter

    Fuck it. She's dispensing with the "Lou Sarah" charade and straight-up revealing herself as Lucifer. Her jerking minions won't care, and there's nothing the rest of us can do about it. Welcome to hell.

    1. chickensmack

      Hell is knowing that — were she to win election — we don't have to worry about science scores in education anymore. It will be abolished.

    2. GOPCrusher

      The Bible Spice defenders on Yahoo are blaming this on the fact that Michelle Obama and the girls are on a ski vacation in Colorado.

  8. baconzgood

    I have a face book psudo (baconzgood). Here are some samples:
    Your penis is bigger than a python and I won't be able to walk straight because my knees are still trembling due to all of the Orgasims.

    You are the most smartest person in the world. That insight left me flabbergasted.

    Can I name my child after you? I'll pay you for the privilege. See I want my spawn to get all the opportunities that a person as cool as you gets.

    GoodBaconz will never be deleted because he/she makes me feel good about me.

    1. genxr

      Oh yeah? Well my fake fb page is "preznitobamma" and it says things like:

      Thank you for saving the world yesterday, and for donating the eleventy billion dollar reward to charity!

      I need more advice on this Libya thing. Call me, big dawg!

      Michelle sez yer hot. Now I must have you killed.

      Okay, you foiled my two dozen CIA assassins this time. But you haven't heard the last of me Bwahahaha!

  9. SorosBot

    Aw and she never responded to my friend request.

    Getting Sarah to shut down her sockpuppet account shows that Wonkette's snark can actually make the world a slightly better place.

  10. Oblios_Cap

    Damn! Wonkette gets results. if I were a real journalist reading this, I would probably be inspired to start doing my job and seeing what I could stir up.

    1. q_tion_evrythng

      After a second read through, I got this. Bazinga! Please, may I use your comment– " If I were a real journalist reading this, I would probably be inspired to start doing my job and seeing what I could stir up." ?? Best comment I've read today.

  11. SorosBot

    Friends, Wonkettes, snarky men, lend me your eyes;
    I come to bury Lou Sarah, not to praise him(?).
    The evil that fake men do lives after them;
    The good is oft interred with their accounts;
    So let it be with Lou Sarah. The noble Jack Stuef
    Hath told you Lou Sarah was a sock puppet:
    If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
    And grievously hath Lou Sarah answer'd it.

  12. dittoBot3000

    You guys are meddling with forces you cannot possibly understand. I think you'd best get a plane ticket to Libya or somewhere safer until things cool off.

  13. chickensmack

    Though we can suspect all we want, just imagine what things look like to Lou Sarah — if she were a real person. Can you imagine all the sudden attention she was getting?

    "Oh my goodness. I'm getting friended by… Say-rowf Day-vid? Who on earth is X one one one seventh?"

  14. baconzgood

    I gotta say Jack, after reading that again, and again, and again, you sir can call it a day. Go punch out and we'll see you Monday. You deserve it.

  15. Slim_Pickins

    Good, she's finally getting treatment for her multiple personality disorder. Or is it multiple lack-of-personality disorder?

  16. SheriffRoscoe

    "Roscoe P Coltraine "likes" 'Sarah Palin shows total ineptitude in handling relatively minor, unimportant-in-the-grand-scheme-of-things scandals' and 'Jesus is my Lord and Savior Press LIKE if you agree'"

  17. Snownarc

    On a side note, Claire Barton's hat still kicks ass. Yes, Lou, my page that I started just for you has maintained all of your friends.

  18. Extemporanus

    This will all be explained in my soon-to-be published Palin sextposé, The Three Facebooks of Eve.

    1. Extemporanus

      I just realized that Wonketterrorists Barbara_i and weejee already landed an Eve-themed one-two punch at the top of the previous post.

      I also just realized that I am Barbara_i and weejee.

  19. PublicLuxury

    What is it like to be living in such delusion? It is a parallel universe that I cannot comprehend. I get fleeting flashes of understanding but those nuggets are gone as fast as they came.

    It is long past time that Sarah needs to get off the stage. Sanity seems to have passed her by years ago.

  20. Hipple, Rev. Paul T.

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  21. mumbly_joe

    And yet, Lou Sarah will forever have a facebook page in the Internet of our hearts.

    Which are filled with scorn, btw.

    1. Redhead

      And screen shots! Don't forget the screen shots, so we can all look back and fondly remember laughing at the stupidity.

  22. 4TheTurnstiles

    Of course this means the nice you-betcha real-America folks down at good ol' SarahPAC (for the Troops!) now know the Wrath of the Wonkette. Which means there may well be a volunteer Patriot reading these comments. And to you, sir or madam, I say:

    Stop working so hard at ruining our beautiful country, you illiterate sack of fuckall!

    further comments from the Wonkeratchik?

    1. q_tion_evrythng

      In addition to SarahPAC (for the Troops!), the kinder, gentler folks at Team Sarah are probably sniffling in their hankies–"How can Wonkette be so mean to our Sarah?"
      I say, easily, because stupid ass Palin does stuff that asks for it!

    1. SorosBot

      Ugh. Why does that stupid show keep hosting wingnuts whose fifteen minutes should have been up long ago? Meanwhile they still haven't had a single liberal political figure on it.

  23. Redhead

    Palin has Jack, Riley and Ken arrested for "hacking" and "stalking" her facebook account in 3…2…1…

  24. donner_froh

    "A lie cannot live."

    Martin Luther King (plus a few others) although wretched Sarah Palin in her pathetic little Facebook page don't belong in the same ethical universe as MLK.

  25. UW8316154

    Wonkett wins the internetz!

    What's interesting is that Lou Sarah is as close to the real "sarah" as there is (e.g., not much). Everything else is just handlers and mirrors. And ghost-writers, too. Also. Amen.

  26. UW8316154

    Wonkbot has been imprisoned in Pelican Bay for hacking Lou Sarah's FB account. Does this mean he can get out now?

  27. BobTeh

    At least you can see the cached version of the page:
    <a href="http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:FbQ11TeikPkJ :www.facebook.com/people/Lou-Sarah/100000442574650+lou+sarah+facebook&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=safari&source=www.google.com” target=”_blank”>http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=ca…” target=”_blank”>:www.facebook.com/people/Lou-Sarah/100000442574650+lou+sarah+facebook&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=safari&source=www.google.com

  28. LakeLucilleLoon

    It took two weeks when I deleted my Facebook account for it to disappear. How did LouSarah get hers to disappear overnight? Perhaps she has Bristol engage in some "favors" for Zuckerberg…

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