pig lipstick

Sarah Palin Issues Non-Denial Denial of ‘Lou Sarah’ Account, On Facebook

Sweet Lou, knocking it out of the park.Yesterday, your Wonkette uncovered a private Facebook account registered to what is (or what was at one time) Sarah Palin’s private e-mail address. Last night, she took to her public Facebook page to refute its authenticity. “On a side note, there’s always buzz about fake Sarah Palin Facebook and Twitter accounts. Please know that this is my only authentic Facebook account and SarahPalinUSA is my only authentic Twitter account. Pay no attention to the fake accounts and their fake messages.” Which is a pretty convenient way of denying things without having to answer any questions about it. Why was “Lou Sarah” registered to her personal e-mail address, and why is the account listed as being friends with her brother and her cousins? Well, she’s not willing to comment to reporters on that. UPDATE: The “Lou Sarah” account has been taken down.

Does Sarah Palin ever explicitly say in this message that she never set up a profile under the name “Lou Sarah”? No, of course she doesn’t. But she seems to hope that implicitly lumping it in with fake Facebook and Twitter profiles will make the embarrassment go away.

Palin has yet to comment on the accusations in her former aide Frank Bailey’s book at all. But when you read the manuscript, you get the image of a woman who is so aggressive in tamping down any rumor about her or her family that she plays a little hard and loose with the facts. It’s not a surprise the Lou Sarah account is still up. If she just says it’s not hers, why would she have to take it down and admit it? UPDATE: Somebody just did take it down. Seems like the facts required a little scrubbing for the poor “Lou Sarah” account.

Instead of you reading about any of this week’s allegations, Sarah Palin would much rather you get your news directly from her. So she posts photos of some snowmobile race her husband is in. Including this:

Saved by the Trig

You are not allowed to write about her Facebook this week, media. You are only allowed to write about her beautiful hill family and their snow vehicles. Anything else she will happily ignore the best that she can. [Facebook]

About the author

Jack Stuef is your loyal editor and a freelance satirist or something like that. He is a contributing writer for The Onion. E-mail him or whatever.

View all articles by Jack Stuef
What Others Are Reading

Hola wonkerados.

To improve site performance, we did a thing. It could be up to three minutes before your comment appears. DON'T KEEP RETRYING, OKAY?

Also, if you are a new commenter, your comment may never appear. This is probably because we hate you.


    1. Texan_Bulldog

      I laugh at your avatar/handle because one of the allegations in that soon-to-be-released book is that she SWORE Mitt's name was 'Milt'. Which, if she'd read one single national paper, news web site or even some of her boyfriends at the National Review, she would have known his real name–ergo her hatred of Katie Couric for asking that gotcha question.

  1. PalinPussyPower

    Pay no attention to that bimbo behind the curtain, also too. There is no such person as they say there is a Facebook and the Twitters account whereby also there might have been someone who should not be me being me on the lamestream social media, as such.

  2. glamourdammerung

    One would think she would get better at telling lies eventually. But then, one would think the same for conservatives in general.

  3. Oblios_Cap

    "Pay no attention to the fake accounts and their fake messages.”

    That shouldn't be too hard.

    Rockin' picture of the smart Palin!

    1. trashbot

      Dammit dingo! You beat me to the refudiate joke. That's what I get for being momentarily distracted by my job.

  4. problemwithcaring

    I thought that picture of Trigg was a blingy made up by Wonkette. Is it really on her Facebook page? Is this an internet "rick roll" trick, like the kiddies say? I am as computer illiterate as Palin.

    I literally am through the rabbit hole of internet snark.

    1. bagofmice

      This just goes to show that you don't understand Washington media. Journalists simply HAVE to to re-display every twit because income is measured in pageviews, not in terms of advancing human understanding. As most people on the internet understand, Tits or GTFO.

  5. Ramon X

    I am this close to concluding that there really is no Sarah Palin at all, that we're all being punked.

  6. TanzbodenKoenig

    Wait didn't Palin flip shit when SomethingAwful had that Trigg photoshop contest? Wasn't it some kind of travesty to "deface such a pure little angel" or whatever bat shit thing her mouth spouted?

  7. SheriffRoscoe

    There must be a way to provoke Sarah to reveal the truth about "Lou Sarah." Perhaps if Lou receives a couple (ten) thousand friend requests from persons unknown to him/her personally, "Lou" might strike out by having everyone's facebook account deleted, and the whole lot of us imprisoned forever.

  8. fartknocker

    One of Todd's sponsors for his snow machine is Murphy Oil Company. Murphy Oil is part of CITGO, which is owned by none other than Hugo Chavez and the Venezuela goverment. So while Sarah can't believe she used Canadian health care as a child, she has no problem if her husband takes sponsor dollars from a company directly tied to the Chavez regime.

    Fucking grifters. Trigg will grow to be the smartest one in that clan. One more item: fuck Facebook.

  9. JoeBiteme

    Right, pay no attention whatsoever. Also ignore my bi weekly breaks with "reality" and "cohesive thought" as they'll only distract you from my truth about the Kenyan usurper…

  10. SayItWithWookies

    "Pay no attention to the fake accounts and their fake messages."

    I'm a little confused — is this fake person telling us not to pay attention to her real fake accounts, or just telling us not to pay attention to the fake fake accounts she wants us to think of as her real fake accounts?

  11. Redhead

    Well, she said there are always fake Sarah Palin accounts. This one was under the name Lou Sarah, not Sarah Palin. So yeah, a non-answer.

    Snowbilly retard barbie needs to go back to making retard babies with satan and sponging off government money (whether it's the US government, or Canada's) and stop talking.

  12. genxr

    On a side note, there's always buzz about fake wonkette accounts. Pay no attention to fake wonkette accounts and their fake comments. Also.

    1. bagofmice

      Goddamn wonkers. Being all wonky an shit. Makes me fear for the future of our deliberative process controlling how violence should be allocated.

  13. JustPixelz

    Trouble, oh she;s got trouble,
    Right there in Facebook City!
    With a capital "T"
    That rhymes with "Death Panel"
    And that stands for Palin,
    She's surely got trouble!
    Right there in Facebook City,
    Gotta figger out a way
    To keep the young ones virgins and in school!
    Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble…

  14. thefrontpage

    This is serious, not a joke: It is only a matter of time, a short time, most likely, that Palin is charged or arrested or fined for lying, improper behavior, illegal actions, unethical actions, and possibly criminal charges. This is a guess, and estimate, and is based on her continued lying, contradictory, unclear, bizarro, psycho and hypocritical and unreliable actions. There is a clear pattern of just plain questionable behavior. There are many folks who think it's just a matter of time before she is formally charged with something. This little matter of the fake facebook page, and her ensuing non-denial denial and questionable statements, is a perfect example of her continued, unreliable and very shaky questionable behavior.

    1. Negropolis

      We've been saying this from day one. This woman is never anymore than a month or two away from being hauled into court.

  15. edgydrifter

    What up, Iron Dog?
    Heyyy, corny and mildly racist. Couldn't she have at least shopped a 40 of OE in his non-signing hand and maybe a gold tooth or some staggering "Eskimos" too, also? This begs for Blingee attention.

  16. Texan_Bulldog

    So I heard the winner of this little snowmobile contest gets $200K & that Todd has previously won it twice (I think). Wonder how much of that money got sent to charity…and, no, the Bank of the Divine Sarah and Todd doesn't count.

  17. Soylent Green

    Dear me, you are so awesome, God likes you best. Those haters that hate you are lying stupidheads, those people that laugh at you are evil homosexual socialists. You are the best!

    My God, being in her shoes felt lonesome and pathetic!

  18. mumbly_joe

    Well, it's a good thing the Bible doesn't say anything about stupidity, or lying, or lying stupidly with stupid lies. Because, if it did, that would be at least three standards by which Palin was a terrible Christian. But we know she's not, because, umm, her daughter is a teen mom and she pretends to hunt a lot? I guess? Oh, and because Trig.

  19. Come here a minute

    Lou Gehrig was the Iron Horse — is Lou Sarah an Iron Dog?

    Gehrig was a quitter too, just cold quit playin' baseball, all on account of some little progressive, fatal, neurodegenerative disease. Not nearly as good a reason as "they're calling me names!"

  20. kissawookiee

    My only consolation at having lost the chance to friend Lou Sarah is that I just got my very own troll follower, which is almost as good. Can a sign-throwing Triglet baby be far behind?

  21. donner_froh

    Please know that this is my only authentic Facebook account and SarahPalinUSA is my only authentic Twitter account.

    All she is saying is that the other accounts she set up are inauthentic. They are phony, fake, bogus, mendacious and fraudulent; in other words everything that defines Sarah Palin's life and career.


    1. AutomaticPilot

      It's a good thing she put that USA in her Twatter name, to distinguish herself from all of the Sarah Palins out there in Fiji.

  22. unseenhandjob

    Her brother and cousins got snookered by a fake Sarah Palin?

    How embarrassed they must be. (Perpetually.)

  23. krazyvladimir

    She calls Todd an "athlete" for sitting on a snowmobile……..if that is a sport by Alaska standards, then screwing a massage therapist is an Olympic achievement.

  24. duhpalins

    Sarah must be pretty damn desperate to find a distraction…..that stupid picture of Trig is from the 2009 Iron Dog, when he was only a year old. I guess it's easier than trying to remember which relative he lives with to get a new picture, though!

Comments are closed.