Sweet Lou, knocking it out of the park.Yesterday, your Wonkette uncovered a private Facebook account registered to what is (or what was at one time) Sarah Palin’s private e-mail address. Last night, she took to her public Facebook page to refute its authenticity. “On a side note, there‚Äôs always buzz about fake Sarah Palin Facebook and Twitter accounts. Please know that this is my only authentic Facebook account and SarahPalinUSA is my only authentic Twitter account. Pay no attention to the fake accounts and their fake messages.” Which is a pretty convenient way of denying things without having to answer any questions about it. Why was “Lou Sarah” registered to her personal e-mail address, and why is the account listed as being friends with her brother and her cousins? Well, she’s not willing to comment to reporters on that. UPDATE: The “Lou Sarah” account has been taken down.

Does Sarah Palin ever explicitly say in this message that she never set up a profile under the name “Lou Sarah”? No, of course she doesn’t. But she seems to hope that implicitly lumping it in with fake Facebook and Twitter profiles will make the embarrassment go away.

Palin has yet to comment on the accusations in her former aide Frank Bailey’s book at all. But when you read the manuscript, you get the image of a woman who is so aggressive in tamping down any rumor about her or her family that she plays a little hard and loose with the facts. It’s not a surprise the Lou Sarah account is still up. If she just says it’s not hers, why would she have to take it down and admit it? UPDATE: Somebody just did take it down. Seems like the facts required a little scrubbing for the poor “Lou Sarah” account.

Instead of you reading about any of this week’s allegations, Sarah Palin would much rather you get your news directly from her. So she posts photos of some snowmobile race her husband is in. Including this:

Saved by the Trig

You are not allowed to write about her Facebook this week, media. You are only allowed to write about her beautiful hill family and their snow vehicles. Anything else she will happily ignore the best that she can. [Facebook]

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  • Barbara_i

    I think she has another account under the name Sybil.

  • user-of-owls

    There's always a buzz around halogen street lights, too, but at least they're bright.

    • wegot2dobetter

      i always thought that was the Ecstasy.

  • MittsHairHelmet

    Is that Trig or just an average snow-machine race spectator?

    • Texan_Bulldog

      I laugh at your avatar/handle because one of the allegations in that soon-to-be-released book is that she SWORE Mitt's name was 'Milt'. Which, if she'd read one single national paper, news web site or even some of her boyfriends at the National Review, she would have known his real name–ergo her hatred of Katie Couric for asking that gotcha question.

  • PalinPussyPower

    Pay no attention to that bimbo behind the curtain, also too. There is no such person as they say there is a Facebook and the Twitters account whereby also there might have been someone who should not be me being me on the lamestream social media, as such.

  • glamourdammerung

    One would think she would get better at telling lies eventually. But then, one would think the same for conservatives in general.

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    • NeedsWants

      So does Parah Salin'!

  • superdave

    Hey Wonkett! Congrats on winning yesterday morning!

  • OC_Surf_Serf

    Sarah Palin would much rather you get your news directly from her

    Kinda like Gaddafi

  • Oblios_Cap

    "Pay no attention to the fake accounts and their fake messages.”

    That shouldn't be too hard.

    Rockin' picture of the smart Palin!

  • politics_nerd

    I love the freakshow, hate the freak.

    edit: yes, hate!

  • EatsBabyDingos

    She tried to refudiate it, but the spelllcheck wouldn't let her.

    • trashbot

      Dammit dingo! You beat me to the refudiate joke. That's what I get for being momentarily distracted by my job.

  • problemwithcaring

    I thought that picture of Trigg was a blingy made up by Wonkette. Is it really on her Facebook page? Is this an internet "rick roll" trick, like the kiddies say? I am as computer illiterate as Palin.

    I literally am through the rabbit hole of internet snark.

    • DemmeFatale

      So did I.
      (I was wondering where the Bieb was.)

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  • nounverb911

    "Pay no attention to the fake facebook account behind the curtain".

  • fuflans

    now we're all very glad you blogged about this yesterday instead of slaughter in the libya.

    • She hasn't figured out how to make the slaughter in Libya all about her yet.

    • bagofmice

      This just goes to show that you don't understand Washington media. Journalists simply HAVE to to re-display every twit because income is measured in pageviews, not in terms of advancing human understanding. As most people on the internet understand, Tits or GTFO.

  • Ramon X

    I am this close to concluding that there really is no Sarah Palin at all, that we're all being punked.

  • TanzbodenKoenig

    Wait didn't Palin flip shit when SomethingAwful had that Trigg photoshop contest? Wasn't it some kind of travesty to "deface such a pure little angel" or whatever bat shit thing her mouth spouted?

    • AutomaticPilot

      don't forget he's also a "Gift from God"

      • Negropolis

        More like a prop from god. She wears that poor child on her waist like she would a new belt.

  • SheriffRoscoe

    There must be a way to provoke Sarah to reveal the truth about "Lou Sarah." Perhaps if Lou receives a couple (ten) thousand friend requests from persons unknown to him/her personally, "Lou" might strike out by having everyone's facebook account deleted, and the whole lot of us imprisoned forever.

  • smokefilledroommate

    She's like a perpetual thirteen year old–Facebook and Twitter Facebook and Twitter!

  • fartknocker

    One of Todd's sponsors for his snow machine is Murphy Oil Company. Murphy Oil is part of CITGO, which is owned by none other than Hugo Chavez and the Venezuela goverment. So while Sarah can't believe she used Canadian health care as a child, she has no problem if her husband takes sponsor dollars from a company directly tied to the Chavez regime.

    Fucking grifters. Trigg will grow to be the smartest one in that clan. One more item: fuck Facebook.

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  • JoeBiteme

    Right, pay no attention whatsoever. Also ignore my bi weekly breaks with "reality" and "cohesive thought" as they'll only distract you from my truth about the Kenyan usurper…

  • SayItWithWookies

    "Pay no attention to the fake accounts and their fake messages."

    I'm a little confused — is this fake person telling us not to pay attention to her real fake accounts, or just telling us not to pay attention to the fake fake accounts she wants us to think of as her real fake accounts?

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Did you attend the Donald Rumsfeld School of Logical Thought?

  • Redhead

    Well, she said there are always fake Sarah Palin accounts. This one was under the name Lou Sarah, not Sarah Palin. So yeah, a non-answer.

    Snowbilly retard barbie needs to go back to making retard babies with satan and sponging off government money (whether it's the US government, or Canada's) and stop talking.

  • genxr

    On a side note, there's always buzz about fake wonkette accounts. Pay no attention to fake wonkette accounts and their fake comments. Also.

    • bagofmice

      Goddamn wonkers. Being all wonky an shit. Makes me fear for the future of our deliberative process controlling how violence should be allocated.

    • ShaveTheWhales

      There are no comments on Wonkette.

  • dittoBot3000

    Lou Sarah is Palin's sister. It's her daughter, her sister. Her daughter…

  • owhatever

    Who're you gonna believe? Sarah or your lyin' eyes?

  • Trouble, oh she;s got trouble,
    Right there in Facebook City!
    With a capital "T"
    That rhymes with "Death Panel"
    And that stands for Palin,
    She's surely got trouble!
    Right there in Facebook City,
    Gotta figger out a way
    To keep the young ones virgins and in school!
    Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble…

  • thefrontpage

    This is serious, not a joke: It is only a matter of time, a short time, most likely, that Palin is charged or arrested or fined for lying, improper behavior, illegal actions, unethical actions, and possibly criminal charges. This is a guess, and estimate, and is based on her continued lying, contradictory, unclear, bizarro, psycho and hypocritical and unreliable actions. There is a clear pattern of just plain questionable behavior. There are many folks who think it's just a matter of time before she is formally charged with something. This little matter of the fake facebook page, and her ensuing non-denial denial and questionable statements, is a perfect example of her continued, unreliable and very shaky questionable behavior.

    • mourningnmerica

      What's your fuckin' point?

    • Negropolis

      We've been saying this from day one. This woman is never anymore than a month or two away from being hauled into court.

  • horsedreamer_1

    Keepin' it unreal.

  • edgydrifter

    What up, Iron Dog?
    Heyyy, corny and mildly racist. Couldn't she have at least shopped a 40 of OE in his non-signing hand and maybe a gold tooth or some staggering "Eskimos" too, also? This begs for Blingee attention.

  • This would be considered "funny" in Family Circus.

    "Who's Lou Sarah?"

    "Not Me!"

  • DaRooster

    The name was probably arrived at from a certain period of time during High School-

    The "Loose Era"

  • PublicLuxury

    My comment still remains true. I repeat: These people are seriously disturbed.

  • Texan_Bulldog

    So I heard the winner of this little snowmobile contest gets $200K & that Todd has previously won it twice (I think). Wonder how much of that money got sent to charity…and, no, the Bank of the Divine Sarah and Todd doesn't count.

  • Soylent Green

    Dear me, you are so awesome, God likes you best. Those haters that hate you are lying stupidheads, those people that laugh at you are evil homosexual socialists. You are the best!

    My God, being in her shoes felt lonesome and pathetic!

  • mumbly_joe

    Well, it's a good thing the Bible doesn't say anything about stupidity, or lying, or lying stupidly with stupid lies. Because, if it did, that would be at least three standards by which Palin was a terrible Christian. But we know she's not, because, umm, her daughter is a teen mom and she pretends to hunt a lot? I guess? Oh, and because Trig.

  • GOPCrusher

    I've always heard that you could go blind if are friends with yourself too much.

  • GOPCrusher

    To be fair to Bible Spice, at least she didn't call anyone a "Fat Faggot".

  • Come here a minute

    Lou Gehrig was the Iron Horse — is Lou Sarah an Iron Dog?

    Gehrig was a quitter too, just cold quit playin' baseball, all on account of some little progressive, fatal, neurodegenerative disease. Not nearly as good a reason as "they're calling me names!"

  • kissawookiee

    My only consolation at having lost the chance to friend Lou Sarah is that I just got my very own troll follower, which is almost as good. Can a sign-throwing Triglet baby be far behind?

  • Nopantsmcgee

    She probably 'thumbs up' herself at night , too, when Todds out 'a whore huntin'.

  • Please know that this is my only authentic Facebook account and SarahPalinUSA is my only authentic Twitter account.

    All she is saying is that the other accounts she set up are inauthentic. They are phony, fake, bogus, mendacious and fraudulent; in other words everything that defines Sarah Palin's life and career.


    • AutomaticPilot

      It's a good thing she put that USA in her Twatter name, to distinguish herself from all of the Sarah Palins out there in Fiji.

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  • bagofmice

    Dildonic technology HAS made remarkable progress over the past 30 years.
    bluetooth dildonics!

  • mourningnmerica

    I'm over this. Moar Moamar!! Dude look like LaToya.

  • unseenhandjob

    Her brother and cousins got snookered by a fake Sarah Palin?

    How embarrassed they must be. (Perpetually.)

  • krazyvladimir

    She calls Todd an "athlete" for sitting on a snowmobile……..if that is a sport by Alaska standards, then screwing a massage therapist is an Olympic achievement.

  • Kate_R

    Damn. Who put duct tape on that baby's face?

  • duhpalins

    Sarah must be pretty damn desperate to find a distraction…..that stupid picture of Trig is from the 2009 Iron Dog, when he was only a year old. I guess it's easier than trying to remember which relative he lives with to get a new picture, though!

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