Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is rather busy these days, considering the state capitol and capital is flooded with protestors. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have time to talk to David Koch for 20 minutes on the taxpayer-funded phone in his taxpayer-funded office. Unfortunately for Walker, the “David Koch” he talked to for 20 minutes was just a guy, Buffalo Beast’s Ian Murphy, putting on a funny rich-guy voice. And it turns out Walker likes Morning Joe‘s Mika Brzezinski’s butt.
Walker: Oh yeah, but who watches that? I went on “Morning Joe” this morning. I like it because I just like being combative with those guys, but, uh. You know they’re off the deep end.
Koch: Joe—Joe’s a good guy. He’s one of us.
Walker: Yeah, he’s all right. He was fair to me…[bashes NY Senator Chuck Schumer, who was also on the program.]
Koch: Beautiful; beautiful. You gotta love that Mika Brzezinski; she’s a real piece of ass.
Walker: Oh yeah.
Walker says he will try to “fire” the state senators who left the state, especially if they get any monetary support now from unions. And he’s got an idea on how state senate Republicans may be able to make quorum without the Democrats. Finally, he made plans for when it’s all over:
Koch: [Laughs] Well, I tell you what, Scott: once you crush these bastards I’ll fly you out to Cali and really show you a good time.
Walker: All right, that would be outstanding.
We hear there are some good lesbian strippers over there. The kind Republican officials like. [Buffalo Beast]