Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is rather busy these days, considering the state capitol and capital is flooded with protestors. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have time to talk to David Koch for 20 minutes on the taxpayer-funded phone in his taxpayer-funded office. Unfortunately for Walker, the “David Koch” he talked to for 20 minutes was just a guy, Buffalo Beast’s Ian Murphy, putting on a funny rich-guy voice. And it turns out Walker likes Morning Joe‘s Mika Brzezinski’s butt.

Walker: Oh yeah, but who watches that? I went on “Morning Joe” this morning. I like it because I just like being combative with those guys, but, uh. You know they’re off the deep end.

Koch: Joe—Joe’s a good guy. He’s one of us.

Walker: Yeah, he’s all right. He was fair to me…[bashes NY Senator Chuck Schumer, who was also on the program.]

Koch: Beautiful; beautiful. You gotta love that Mika Brzezinski; she’s a real piece of ass.

Walker: Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Walker says he will try to “fire” the state senators who left the state, especially if they get any monetary support now from unions. And he’s got an idea on how state senate Republicans may be able to make quorum without the Democrats. Finally, he made plans for when it’s all over:

Koch: [Laughs] Well, I tell you what, Scott: once you crush these bastards I’ll fly you out to Cali and really show you a good time.

Walker: All right, that would be outstanding.

We hear there are some good lesbian strippers over there. The kind Republican officials like. [Buffalo Beast]

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  • Serolf_Divad

    Bought and paid for.

    The End.

    • Dashboard_Jesus

      we can only hope it's the end douche Walker, maybe NOW the Wisconsin voters will wake up and impeach/ recall the SOB?

    • Dashboard_Jesus

      just another day at the office, giving the Boss an update on his investment…

    • Dashboard_Jesus

      just another day at the office, giving the Boss an update on his investment… gotta love Walker's last comment to the Kock Bro, "Thanks a million", and he REALLY means that!

  • baconzgood

    "We hear there are some good lesbian strippers over there. The kind Republican officials like."

    Chicks with dicks?

  • TanzbodenKoenig

    Mmm sweet sweet baldfaced corruption

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Not much going on in Buffalo since the Bills lost their last Super Bowl. Good job though.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Sure, they gave us Vincent Gallo & the Easterbrook clan, but we also got the first Goo Goo Dolls LP (& Johnny Rzeznik's hilarious alcoholism), Snapcase, & Ani di Franco.

      • CapnFatback

        Let's take the Goo's advice and beat Walker's ass with a baseball bat.

        (And, truth to tell, I love everything before A Boy Named Goo.)

      • Crank_Tango

        Hey, they also gave you Crank Tango mutherfuckers!!!!

        Queen City Rulez!!!

  • Scott Walker: A mere puppet in the new show taking over US America: "Puppetry of the Koch"

    • V572625694

      Ha! I saw that on HBO years ago, and my schlong still hurts from remembering it.

    • OzoneTom

      A Koch-puppet?

  • V572625694

    Does this mean Scott Walker is a hypocrite? O my!

  • Chillwaver

    Sounds like Walker got Koch-slapped on this one.

    • Don't you mean Stunt Koched?

      • NeedsWants

        Cold Koched called?

      • Chillwaver

        "Sounds like Walker got will get Koch-slapped on for this one. "

        There, fixed.

    • WhatTheHeck

      Is that better than being Kock-blocked?

      • Chillwaver

        If you are a member of a WI Labor Union, you are f*cked either way.

  • ablington

    This…is incredible. Who is this hero, this Kochpersonator?

  • facehead

    Douching ain't easy.

  • SorosBot

    The telling point is when he calls out one of the most despicable actions by the 20th Century's worst President – the firing of the air traffic controllers – as his inspiration and something he wants to repeat. Walker's unapologetic about trying to bring back feudalism.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Because, air safety, what is it good for?

      • V572625694

        The free market will provide it anyway. People just won't fly on airlines that crash into others. Or anyway they won't do it more than once.

        • OC_Surf_Serf

          "The Free Market" is so omnipotent that it's done in by mere gravity…wait a minute…

        • The 'free market' and 'the invisible hand' are Economics equivalent of Astrophysics' 'ether' from the 19th century, we have not seen either in action.

      • Dashboard_Jesus

        …absolutely nothin'! ('course I don't fly, cuz of the Muslin terriers)

    • I say, those of us who would have been enfoeffed of Blackacre but for the Rule Against Perpetuities heartily approve of bringing back feudalism. Boy? BOY! Call for me the shire-reeve to kick out these squatters!

  • DaSandman

    Blogslut! Well done :)

  • PublicLuxury

    Scott Walker is fucked. He's got santorum all over his body. He rolled in it, rubbed it all over and licked his fingers.

    Gawd I hope the tape is authentic.

    • DaRooster

      Gawd, I hope you washed your hands after typing that!


    • mannacler

      It so much reminds me of the time that "President Sarkozy" called Sarah Palin.

    • ladyblug

      Governors office confirming the call is real.

  • BlueStateLibel

    Busted, you dweeb.

  • Walker says he will try to “fire” the state senators who left the state, especially if they get any monetary support now from unions.

    Well of course Scott Walker can fire state senators. After all, the Governor won an election!!!
    /David Brooks

    • Repubicans hate election outcomes. Well, when they lose.

      Impeach Clinton.
      Bush v Gore
      Recall Gray Davis.
      Obama's birf cert.
      "Fire" senators.

      • horsedreamer_1

        Chicago stole the election for Kennedy.
        "No way I'm going to lose, to that Red, Mc Govern, but I'm so freaking paranoid, I'm going to fix it anyway".
        Don't blame me — I voted for Bush.

      • mavenmaven

        Real Repubs don't like to win either, cf Palin

      • Lost_Teabaggers

        You're leaving out some even more assholish episodes such as: James Sensenbrenner forcing Demo subcommittees to be held in the basement and then shutting their lights off while they were discussing Cheney's energy task force. "Don't blame me, I voted for the American", "All I needed to know about Islam, I learned on 9/11", "Bury Obamacare with Ted Kennedy" and the latest: racist douchemonster Mark Williams and his gaggle o' deranged right wingers dressing up like SEIU members and brandishing signs to embarass the union. Yes, as Van Jones said and for some reason got into trouble for saying, "Republicans are assholes".

  • DaSandman

    Do I sense a shithammer starting to drop? Why I believe I do…

  • DaRooster

    "…But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have time to talk to David Koch for 20 minutes on the taxpayer-funded phone in his taxpayer-funded office…"

    Besides, everyone knows that them Kochs pay their fair share of taxes!


  • That ultra-smarmy ass kissing "Hey, David, I'm good. And yourself?" from Walker was all that one needed to realize not only does Walker do what Koch wants but since he usually gets his orders from Koch underlings that he considered it a rare honor to talk with the man himself.

    How do you like your Teabag governor now, Wisconsin?

    • NeedsWants

      And Christie takes his Koch-funded called with "How you doin'?"

    • ladyblug

      I voted, but not for Walker, and I am pissed as hell at those who didn't ( as a protest), fuckin smart, huh!

  • PublicLuxury

    It is not hard to fool a republitard, is it? First Palin and 'Sarkozy' and now Walker and 'Kock'

    • FNMA

      Teabaggers can't live by teabagging alone. Sometimes they need the "Kock."

  • Callyson

    "Walker says he will try to “fire” the state senators who left the state, especially if they get any monetary support now from unions."
    Next up: his plans for the districts that elected those state senators. That one would make a nice parking lot…

    • SudsMcKenzie

      Madison will be renamed "District 9".

  • DashboardBuddha

    Is it bad that I got this wonderful warm tingly feeling from this? No, no it isn't. I'm going to listen again. Bwahahahahahahahaha!

  • freakishlywrong

    What is it with these hateful wingnuts where they're always looking slightly off camera? You know, like they're lying. Oh, and if this is genuine, his cornhole is toast.

  • JoshuaNorton

    Seriously, does he give himself haircuts with a Flow-bee? He's got a gumby-head thing going on that jacks up his clown image by %1,000.

  • BornInATrailer

    Hey, I looked at this earlier when it was in someone's comment (thank you) rightly suggesting it get it's own story.

    Now it seems like the Beast link is broken. Anyone else? Perhaps they got a little too much traffic?

    • freakishlywrong

      I put it in the Googles and got the live twitter feed, it's done blowd up their site, but ON FIRE as a story.

    • Jerri

      Daily Kos has a transcript of sorts:

    • Jason Linkins at HuffPo has the second half of the call as well as this first half.

  • NeedsWants

    I like how his scheming comes off as standard policy for daily operations…no, wait, I DON"T like it.

  • Schmannnity

    Koch sucker


      My next bumper sticker.

  • V572625694

    Here you go

    • Bonzos_Bed_Time

      Is that Michael Jackson?

  • Awesome! Thanks, Jack!

  • * Big Smile*

  • Weenus299

    Walker's delusional. I can't imagine boning the shit out of Mika without sticking Zbignew Brzinski's head on her smoking hot body.

  • Urban_Achiever

    Lord only knows what kind of "outstanding good time" Walker thought Koch would show him……..

  • Natl_Indecency_Cmdr

    Best. Prank call. Ever.

    oh and it's absolutely true. that's his voice. he talks about inserting troublemakers (ouch! ladies know what I'm talking about) into the crowd.

    this douche just signed his own recall petition.

    • GOPCrusher

      All of this is awesome, but if it doesn't make it to MSM and beamed directly into the heads of Joe and Jane Sixpack on a 24 hr loop, it may all be for naught.
      I can hear it already, Fox News will have Breitbart on as a expert on editing for effect and how to fradulently make a video/voice tape to attack your opponent.

      • Texan_Bulldog

        Appears the MSM take is that it's *mostly* nothing he hasn't already said in public. So, they aren't going to be much help.

        • HistoriCat

          Maybe if the Beast writer had dressed as a pimp.

  • Texan_Bulldog

    And things were going so well for Scotty up until now…that sound you hear is him trying to kick his own ass. Oh, good times in Madison!

  • Natl_Indecency_Cmdr

    it was some fake french/quebecois journalist as i recall. someone with a pepe le pew accent.

  • the_onceler

    Scott Walker loves Koch!

  • Natl_Indecency_Cmdr

    I hate it when I get duped by fake Koch. (amiright fellas?)

  • SayItWithWookies

    Oh yeah — all those crazy liberals on Morning Joe are off the deep end. This reminds me of watching The 700 Club once and hearing their little "news update" — which was the same terrible news, mostly, but they were cheered up by all the horrible news and downhearted by all the good news.

    • Fare la Volpe

      "Thousands dead in Burma today, but Operation Rescue has managed to save the souls of 200 worshippers there, Pat! It's been a blessed day for everyone! Back to you."

  • OC_Surf_Serf

    Sarah Palin™ is proud that she was at least punked by a World Leader…

    • kissawookiee

      Lou Sarah likes OC_Surf_Serf's comment.

  • GregComlish

    Aren't there any right-wing shibboleths they can use in these sort of situations? Some obscure trivia that nobody would know unless they've been watching Glenn Beck?

    • Its all so much crazy talk, if you sound crazy enough and agree to crazy enough things, you must be Republican -Tea Bagger edition,, who can remember all the crazy things Beck has said anyway? That would be like knowing what the Bible said.

  • Jerri

    First, please let this be real, please, please, please. And assuming it is:

    Hahahahaha! See you in hell you dumb fucking goober!

  • Walker, Koch sucker

    • nounverb911

      Is that a new show on HBO?

  • Allmighty_Manos

    Phony Phone Calls: the sit-down strike of 2011.

  • MadBrahms

    And then Asthon Kutcher popped out of a broom closet and yelled "PUNK'd", but nobody could laugh, because they were too busy crying for democracy.

    • DashboardBuddha

      Asthon Kutcher popped pooped out of a broom closet.


    • Gorillionaire

      And Gov Walker looked at Kutcher and said, "whoa, dude, you're a wealthy facsist?"

  • horsedreamer_1

    Nope. Still no action on this on the state's flagship daily's website.

    Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, that lamestream, left-wing shill. The Sykes-Belling Perpetual Commotion Machine was right about you all along.

  • Terry

    that would be le coq, of course.

    • OC_Surf_Serf

      petite épée was our adolescent insult to other garçons

  • littlebigdaddy

    What's next? Howard Stern talking him into riding a sybian?

    • bagofmice

      Talk about riding a fake Koch.

      • littlebigdaddy

        I would so NOT pay to see that.

  • Jerri

    David Corn confirms it's real via twitter:

    Ya fucked up, son!

    • LabRodent

      Fucked up indeed>>>>>>>

  • Natl_Indecency_Cmdr

    it was carla bruni's "husband"

  • Walker's press dude begins the covering of his employer's ass:….

    ""The governor takes many calls everyday…"

    • Steverino247

      Gonna need a bigger shovel, Press Dude!

    • kissawookiee

      "The governor takes many calls Koch up the tuchus everyday…"

    • SorosBot

      Ooh news conference at 2:30, that should be interesting. Liveblog, Jack?

    • horsedreamer_1

      America's third Indo-Republican Governor, Paramjeet Walker.

  • NeedsWants

    Are you saying Walker got 'bagged?

  • metamarcisf

    I'd like to give Governor Wanker a hand when he "fires" that union piece of ass, Mika Brzezinski.

  • El Pinche

    Walker got dildo'd !!!

  • Passionphd

    You think this is gonna hurt his reputation among supporters you are on crack. Fox will be playing this tape and heralding his firm resolve. His supporters are going to love this tape, except the part where he reveals the upcoming Trojan Horse strategy to lure Democrats to the table to get to quorum.

    The reporter missed a golden opportunity. He thought he could bond with him over crass anti union comments and ass jokes. He is talking to a corn-fed, Reagan-swooning, Right wing true believer, not a cigar-chomping, male-prostitute-hiring family-values Republican. (I know it's a fine line.)

    Damn, this COULD have been a game-changer. I wish the Daily Beast had been more strategic.

  • Steverino247

    Some of the comments on that Milwaukee paper's site are pretty stupid. "This is the time to take power away from the Unions and their special interests"…and give it to people who are accountable to no one and have the money to buy, or at least rent, any politician in the country. Union leaders have to stand for election and are accountable to other members if they screw up. The Koch Bros. can do pretty much what they want, especially when they've got openly servile toads like Walker more than happy to do their bidding.

    • SorosBot

      "Special interests" are only bad when they are groups of ordinary people working together (except for the gun nuts); they're good when they groups of corporate plutocrats working to further the interests of the Nobility.

    • emoutdoors

      The comments for the prank call article are actually way better than usual. The JS supported Walker for governor, even though he royally fucked up Milwaukee County as County Exec (see recent Rachel Maddow report on Wackenhut). Normally, reading the comments about this issue is enough to convince anyone that Wisconsin is an ass-backwards cesspool of inbred, lobotomized automatons who are terrified of any change to the status quo for rich people.

      Just moved back to Milwaukee after 10 years away. Ohhhh yeah. Lovin' it.

  • WigFlipper

    Anyone else feel like this was an excerpt from J R?

    I guess I'm saying that everyone ought to read that book

    • frostbitefalls

      Oh yeah! And after that read "A Frolic of His Own," with a bottle of Pinot Grigio at the ready.

  • Jerri

    Among other gems, I love that he says the place is full of '60s radicals. Because yes, all those fresh faced college kids out there are definitely '60s holdovers. They've just been hiding out on Willy St. biding their time, waiting for their chance to strike!

    Madison, WI: Evidently home to the real fountain of youth.

    • SorosBot

      Can Walker do math? Surviving '60s radicals are all in at least their 60s now; these protesters are mostly state workers, not retirees, and are getting around without without walkers.

      • Jerri

        Walker and most of the state is convinced that Madison is forever and always populated by nothing but hippies, freaky beatniks, intellectual elites (aka those who can spell and do fancy cipherin'), amoral liberal drug addicts, sex maniacs, and the Badgers sports teams, so I don't know that math has anything to do with it.

        Also, with the Baby Boomers entering the crucial "old people vote all the time" phase of life, he'd better watch it as far as pissing them off goes.

    • Hey, maybe that's what Bill O'Reilly was talking about when he said that the entire city of Madison communes with Satan!

    • DustBowlBlues

      Three words: Eureka Springs, Arkansas. In that dumbass state, it's like being in the good part of the Twilight Zone.

  • Not_So_Much

    I think the real conversation with David Cock is going to be even more interesting and colorful. I'd love to hear that one.

    • Probably akin to Darth Vader talking to a subordinate who has deeply disappointed him.

      • HistoriCat

        "You have failed me for the last time Governor!"

    • I bet it starts with "You dumb sumbitch!"

    • Rotundo_

      Not going to happen. The "Cocks" leave their dead on the battlefield for the little folks and buzzards to clean up after. Even if Scooter manages to get past this one, I will guarantee that no "Cock" money will ever end up near him again. They don't suffer non-useful idiots well and Scooter is no longer of use to them. I just can't believe he wasn't paranoid enough to wonder why one of the "Cock" brothers would be calling. I also cannot believe that his staff didn't take a look at the number on caller id and at least ask some intelligent questions before passing the call through. Fucking morons, thank God, but fucking morons nonetheless.

  • neiltheblaze

    It's heartwarming to know that somebody, somewhere, is fucking with this meat puppet's head.

    I can't wait to get home tonight so I can actually listen to it.

  • mavenmaven

    "This isn't about the budget, this is about public sector unions"

    • I think it goes even deeper, the Brothers Koch, who are not known for their benevolence, have extensive holdings in WS that employ union workers…timber, oil, asphalt….and want those unions busted, thinking that will increase profits for them, as it may in the short term and for corporations the short term is all that matters.

      • glamourdammerung

        When you are an old, enraged, conservatard that does not care about others and is pretty much at the end of a normal lifespan, the short term is all that matters.

  • kissawookiee

    It's a good thing Scott Walker is Preznit of Wisconsin and not Nevada, since I hear tell Harry Reid's trying to put his kind outta work.

  • Outstanding.

    The greatest part to me is the guy pretending to be Koch barely said a damn thing. He just gets Walker on the phone, asks "Where are we on all this," and the governor pretty much hangs himself for the next ten minutes. Just fantastic.

    • Negropolis

      It was ana amazing call wasn't it? It's like a kid spilling his guts to his dad that he wants so badly to be accepted and loved by. It's pitiful, really.

  • Weenus299


    • Oblios_Cap

      The very wurst sort of Teabaggery.

  • Papa_Uniform

    Worth the wait 'til the end when Scottie says, "Thanks a million" . Or two.

  • PeaceWithHonor

    Jesus, we recalled Gray Davis for less.

    • You recalled Gray Davis for Darrell Issa's ego.

      • horsedreamer_1

        Gray Davis was the most corrupt governor in California's history.

        … Did I do that right?

    • LetUsBray

      Yeah, but IOKIYAR.

  • SmutBoffin

    Jesus H. Satan, this Walker guy is only just getting started. The new budget contains language that would appear to allow the state to sell off its energy assets on a no-bid basis. I am sure there are some billionaire brothers who would enjoy that!

    Also, the most valuable, in terms of intellectual property and athletic department revenue, UW campus in Madison may be split of from the rest of the system.

    • SudsMcKenzie

      Yep, We are looking at the possibility of having to shut down all public transportation as well.

  • LabRodent

    If he could have used a Thurston Howell III accent it would have
    been killer.

  • prommie

    And he didn't even have to dress up like a pimp to show what a ho Walker is.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Buffalo Beast, show 'em how it's done.

    • lulzmonger

      "Fucky-fucky, sucky-sucky, anything you want! Million dollah, me legislate for you long time! Me so douchey!"

      • Negropolis


    • SorosBot

      Nor did he have to deceptively edit the conversation to make Walker look bad.

  • Natl_Indecency_Cmdr

    all right, kids. time to slap on my 'don't teabag on me' t-shirt and go bring down this douchebag. my new sign says "hey walker, answer the phone! wisconsin is calling! and this time it's no joke!" wish me luck!

    • SudsMcKenzie


  • El Pinche

    Wow, that's genius. Don't take down the Koch brothers.
    Be the Koch brothers.

  • I hunted up the second half of the conversation over at HuffPo and Walker signs off by telling "Koch" that this is "all about getting our freedom back." This guy's just a Teatard-platitude-spouting moron. I'm amazed he can tie his own shoes.

    Oh wait, he probably just wears loafers. Dumbass.

    • FNMA

      Sneakers with Velcro.

  • nounverb911

    Didn't Woody Allen star in that movie?

  • I admit it, I only watch Morning Joe for Mika.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Mika, leading into Savannah on The Daily Grind, then Tamron Hall middays. Yum.

  • El Pinche

    Breaking news: Koch fires Walker for not recognizing his master's voice.

  • glamourdammerung

    I really dig the part where Walker admits that he thought of placing "troublemakers" into the crowds.

  • fuflans

    the hobo part was the best part.

    over to you stewart / hodgman.

  • I'm wondering what Walker's Green Book says about State Senators that hang out in a Holiday Inn in neighboring states.

    • Terry

      …and if there is special guidance for a Holiday Inn with an indoor water park.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Fly him out to Cali?! He really is a coke whore!

    Say hi to the Orejuela brothers, Scott.

  • onemoretime79

    Sweet sweet sound of more than one head exploding this morning.
    The real David going "Scott you imbecile! I told ya I'd call only *after* this was all over!Now my nice new office building next to what should have been my nice new power plant will be worthless to me!"

  • The Buffalo Beast is awesome. They are the same folks which sent two journalists to the grand/secret opening of the Creation Museum under the guise of being from a paper for retarded people.….

  • SheriffRoscoe

    This sounds like glory holes, but over the phone. There's Koch, but you really can't swear it's who you think it is, even if you've sucked it many times before.

  • MrFizzy

    The best thing about the tape is that all "Koch" has to say is "beautiful" to pull Walker's string.

    • mereoblivion

      The Gov's refined aesthetic sense is one of the things that got him where he is today.

  • DarwinianDemon

    Actual conservative defense of this: "At least he talks to his constituents!!!"

    So congrats new york, you are now part of Wisconsin!

  • My sister is in Minnesota and it is getting heavy play there.

  • Years ago, when I lived in Pensacola, FL, Joe Scarbough was my attorney briefly on a trademark and franchising issue. He is a piss poor TV guy, but he was even sorrier as a lawyer.

  • It's like a vaudeville version of Woodward/Bernstein!

  • valgal2342

    Micheal Caine will play David Koch in the movie version.

  • BZ1

    I'm calling BS here, "a much smaller group of protesters, almost all of them from outta (sic) state."

    "He's pretty reasonable, but he's not one of us" (editorial comment, referring to Tim Cullen, a Dem, who thank God, is not one of the repubs…)

  • Buckminster

    Walker looks and sounds like he was dropped on his head a lot as a kid. Maybe just accident prone, but maybe a little of the developmentally disabled.

  • NorthStarSpanx

    You forget the departing words of Walker to the Punker Koch – "Thanks a million."

    "Thanks for a million." – fixed.

  • sezme

    Almost as worrying as the unalloyed evil is the nagging sense that Scott Walker really is exactly that stupid.

  • snoopyfan2010

    So, he's proud of the fact that he can stay firm and push legislation through even if people don't like him but………..OUR PRESIDENT does that with health care and we're told that he's evil. Double standard, anyone?

    • SorosBot

      You've forgotten the golden rule of politics: it's OK if you're a Republican.

    • LionHeartSoyDog

      I wish we did have a president who would stay firm and push through universal health care.
      Maybe some day, if we survive and get civilized.

  • crybabyboehner

    This is the greatest thing since the Buddy Rich tapes.

  • It is an affliction much beloved here in the Calumet Region, as documented by "A Christmas Story" author Jean Shepherd and brought to life with a teenaged Ralphie on American Playhouse:

  • wokeupliberal

    Koch sucker.

  • wondering where i am

    Boycott toilet paper. Bring down the Kochs!

  • "Emperor, (RESPIRATE) the Death Bill is nearly complete (RESPIRATE)! With one blow we can destroy the Rebel Unions (RESPIRATE) and seize control of energy assets (RESPIRATE)!"

    "Beautiful, Scat Walker, beautiful!"

  • And Buffalo Beast is now no longer an Internet entity – what does THAT mean?

  • Soylent Green

    Time for your close-up, Mr. Koch!

  • fredbell

    Without question, this just has to be a front-page story in both the NY Times but especially the Washington Post tomorrow….How could it not?…It has to be…This should be all anybody talks about…

  • lulzmonger

    Someone needs call-display.

    Color me underwhelmed. Pseudo-Koch should've asked Walker for an appointment to "fix" some jobs up for a few of his buddies, or gone after the ratfucking angle MUCH more (while demanding obviously illicit tactics). Yeah, it's a cute little prank, but Il Douche didn't really say anything very damning besides the non-shocker that he thought about planting troublemakers. Trouble is, he's every bit as much a fuckhead in public as he is in private, so nearly all of this call is "Dog Bites Man" material.

    This golden opportunity to deliver a no-scope headshot was pissed away talking about what a hot piece of ass Mika is? Sorry, Buffalo Beast – I smell pwnage fail.

  • DustBowlBlues

    Oh, fuck. Laugh out loud hysterical. These fucking Republicans never fail to fall for this shit, do they? Will this be on MSNBC? I know "my"' wonkette's link is going on my fb page, so my four or five friends will definitely know about it.

  • DustBowlBlues

    He's going to trick the Democrats into coming back and then spring a surprise vote on them? Isn't that how we killed Indians in the 19th Century. Well, and 18th. And, well, 16–enough of that. And they way the French captured Toussaint in Haiti. (Sorry–didn't check spelling).

  • valgal2342

    Watching Scott Walker speak now…..when is he going to talk about his phone sex with Koch?

  • betweenstations

    Am I the only one who thinks Walker looks sort of like Tim Pawlenty run through Photoshop, badly?

    • Gainsbourg69

      He actually looks like a mix of Pawlenty and that douche bag on Fox that does their sunday show.

  • Warpde

    Scotty, Scotty, Scott,
    You have just been Pwned don't ya know? You betcha!
    Now if you would just take a moment and pull your head out of the
    KoKs (sick) ass you may smell something better then shit.
    Also, things may taste a bit better buttercup.
    You never know whats been up there.

  • Negropolis

    For awhile, I didn't see how he could be any bigger a loser than he's already been in his life and then this happens. I almost feel sorry that he's as dumb as he is. Even when he gets his hand caught in the cookie jar he still thinks he has it all going on, bless is little heart. He has the emotional capacity of a 12-year-old, and he looks like a little kid in front of the cameras, way, way, WAY the fuck out of his league, poor thing.

    What a consummate whore. He may not be the only one that sucks dick for Koch, but he's one of the best, isn't he?

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