MONEY TALKS OR SOMETHING  10:53 am February 23, 2011

Fake David Koch Has Lengthy Conversation With Real Scott Walker

by Jack Stuef


Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is rather busy these days, considering the state capitol and capital is flooded with protestors. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have time to talk to David Koch for 20 minutes on the taxpayer-funded phone in his taxpayer-funded office. Unfortunately for Walker, the “David Koch” he talked to for 20 minutes was just a guy, Buffalo Beast’s Ian Murphy, putting on a funny rich-guy voice. And it turns out Walker likes Morning Joe‘s Mika Brzezinski’s butt.

Walker: Oh yeah, but who watches that? I went on “Morning Joe” this morning. I like it because I just like being combative with those guys, but, uh. You know they’re off the deep end.

Koch: Joe—Joe’s a good guy. He’s one of us.

Walker: Yeah, he’s all right. He was fair to me…[bashes NY Senator Chuck Schumer, who was also on the program.]

Koch: Beautiful; beautiful. You gotta love that Mika Brzezinski; she’s a real piece of ass.

Walker: Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Walker says he will try to “fire” the state senators who left the state, especially if they get any monetary support now from unions. And he’s got an idea on how state senate Republicans may be able to make quorum without the Democrats. Finally, he made plans for when it’s all over:

Koch: [Laughs] Well, I tell you what, Scott: once you crush these bastards I’ll fly you out to Cali and really show you a good time.

Walker: All right, that would be outstanding.

We hear there are some good lesbian strippers over there. The kind Republican officials like. [Buffalo Beast]

 

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Serolf_Divad February 23, 2011 at 10:59 am

Bought and paid for.

The End.

Dashboard_Jesus February 23, 2011 at 10:25 pm

we can only hope it's the end douche Walker, maybe NOW the Wisconsin voters will wake up and impeach/ recall the SOB?

Dashboard_Jesus February 23, 2011 at 10:48 pm

just another day at the office, giving the Boss an update on his investment…

Dashboard_Jesus February 23, 2011 at 11:16 pm

just another day at the office, giving the Boss an update on his investment… gotta love Walker's last comment to the Kock Bro, "Thanks a million", and he REALLY means that!

baconzgood February 23, 2011 at 11:00 am

"We hear there are some good lesbian strippers over there. The kind Republican officials like."

Chicks with dicks?

x111e7thst February 23, 2011 at 11:07 am

The perennial Repuke favorite. Cross dressing chicks with dicks and guns. Who advertise in the back pages of Soldier of Fortune.

Rarian Rakista February 23, 2011 at 1:06 pm

Sounds like a William S Burroughs Novel, "Cities of the Red Night" just put them on some smack.

OneYieldRegular February 23, 2011 at 1:38 pm

Well, after all, this post DID include the words "Fake Koch."

TanzbodenKoenig February 23, 2011 at 11:00 am

Mmm sweet sweet baldfaced corruption

BaldarTFlagass February 23, 2011 at 11:00 am

Not much going on in Buffalo since the Bills lost their last Super Bowl. Good job though.

horsedreamer_1 February 23, 2011 at 11:09 am

Sure, they gave us Vincent Gallo & the Easterbrook clan, but we also got the first Goo Goo Dolls LP (& Johnny Rzeznik's hilarious alcoholism), Snapcase, & Ani di Franco.

CapnFatback February 23, 2011 at 12:17 pm

Let's take the Goo's advice and beat Walker's ass with a baseball bat.

(And, truth to tell, I love everything before A Boy Named Goo.)

Crank_Tango February 23, 2011 at 4:11 pm

Hey, they also gave you Crank Tango mutherfuckers!!!!

Queen City Rulez!!!

ManchuCandidate February 23, 2011 at 11:00 am

Scott Walker: A mere puppet in the new show taking over US America: "Puppetry of the Koch"

V572625694 February 23, 2011 at 11:11 am

Ha! I saw that on HBO years ago, and my schlong still hurts from remembering it.

OzoneTom February 23, 2011 at 11:36 am

A Koch-puppet?

V572625694 February 23, 2011 at 11:01 am

Does this mean Scott Walker is a hypocrite? O my!

Chillwaver February 23, 2011 at 11:01 am

Sounds like Walker got Koch-slapped on this one.

ManchuCandidate February 23, 2011 at 11:03 am

Don't you mean Stunt Koched?

NeedsWants February 23, 2011 at 11:18 am

Cold Koched called?

Chillwaver February 23, 2011 at 11:38 am

"Sounds like Walker got will get Koch-slapped on for this one. "

There, fixed.

WhatTheHeck February 23, 2011 at 11:46 am

Is that better than being Kock-blocked?

Chillwaver February 23, 2011 at 12:03 pm

If you are a member of a WI Labor Union, you are f*cked either way.

ablington February 23, 2011 at 11:02 am

This…is incredible. Who is this hero, this Kochpersonator?

facehead February 23, 2011 at 11:03 am

Douching ain't easy.

SorosBot February 23, 2011 at 11:04 am

The telling point is when he calls out one of the most despicable actions by the 20th Century's worst President – the firing of the air traffic controllers – as his inspiration and something he wants to repeat. Walker's unapologetic about trying to bring back feudalism.

horsedreamer_1 February 23, 2011 at 11:09 am

Because, air safety, what is it good for?

V572625694 February 23, 2011 at 11:13 am

The free market will provide it anyway. People just won't fly on airlines that crash into others. Or anyway they won't do it more than once.

OC_Surf_Serf February 23, 2011 at 11:48 am

"The Free Market" is so omnipotent that it's done in by mere gravity…wait a minute…

Rarian Rakista February 23, 2011 at 1:09 pm

The 'free market' and 'the invisible hand' are Economics equivalent of Astrophysics' 'ether' from the 19th century, we have not seen either in action.

Dashboard_Jesus February 23, 2011 at 11:09 pm

…absolutely nothin'! ('course I don't fly, cuz of the Muslin terriers)

PresBeeblebrox February 23, 2011 at 1:02 pm

I say, those of us who would have been enfoeffed of Blackacre but for the Rule Against Perpetuities heartily approve of bringing back feudalism. Boy? BOY! Call for me the shire-reeve to kick out these squatters!

DaSandman February 23, 2011 at 11:05 am

Blogslut! Well done :)

PublicLuxury February 23, 2011 at 11:05 am

Scott Walker is fucked. He's got santorum all over his body. He rolled in it, rubbed it all over and licked his fingers.

Gawd I hope the tape is authentic.

DaRooster February 23, 2011 at 11:09 am

Gawd, I hope you washed your hands after typing that!

(icky)

mannacler February 23, 2011 at 11:17 am

It so much reminds me of the time that "President Sarkozy" called Sarah Palin.

ladyblug February 23, 2011 at 1:16 pm

Governors office confirming the call is real.

BlueStateLibel February 23, 2011 at 11:05 am

Busted, you dweeb.

ifthethunderdontgetya February 23, 2011 at 11:06 am

Walker says he will try to “fire” the state senators who left the state, especially if they get any monetary support now from unions.

Well of course Scott Walker can fire state senators. After all, the Governor won an election!!!
/David Brooks

JustPixelz February 23, 2011 at 11:15 am

Repubicans hate election outcomes. Well, when they lose.

Impeach Clinton.
Bush v Gore
Recall Gray Davis.
Obama's birf cert.
"Fire" senators.

horsedreamer_1 February 23, 2011 at 11:18 am

Chicago stole the election for Kennedy.
"No way I'm going to lose, to that Red, Mc Govern, but I'm so freaking paranoid, I'm going to fix it anyway".
Don't blame me — I voted for Bush.

mavenmaven February 23, 2011 at 11:58 am

Real Repubs don't like to win either, cf Palin

Lost_Teabaggers February 23, 2011 at 4:08 pm

You're leaving out some even more assholish episodes such as: James Sensenbrenner forcing Demo subcommittees to be held in the basement and then shutting their lights off while they were discussing Cheney's energy task force. "Don't blame me, I voted for the American", "All I needed to know about Islam, I learned on 9/11", "Bury Obamacare with Ted Kennedy" and the latest: racist douchemonster Mark Williams and his gaggle o' deranged right wingers dressing up like SEIU members and brandishing signs to embarass the union. Yes, as Van Jones said and for some reason got into trouble for saying, "Republicans are assholes".

DaSandman February 23, 2011 at 11:06 am

Do I sense a shithammer starting to drop? Why I believe I do…

DaRooster February 23, 2011 at 11:06 am

"…But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have time to talk to David Koch for 20 minutes on the taxpayer-funded phone in his taxpayer-funded office…"

Besides, everyone knows that them Kochs pay their fair share of taxes!

TRICKLE DOWN BITCHES! WOO HOO!! (I'm ready)

donner_froh February 23, 2011 at 11:06 am

That ultra-smarmy ass kissing "Hey, David, I'm good. And yourself?" from Walker was all that one needed to realize not only does Walker do what Koch wants but since he usually gets his orders from Koch underlings that he considered it a rare honor to talk with the man himself.

How do you like your Teabag governor now, Wisconsin?

NeedsWants February 23, 2011 at 11:15 am

And Christie takes his Koch-funded called with "How you doin'?"

ladyblug February 23, 2011 at 1:18 pm

I voted, but not for Walker, and I am pissed as hell at those who didn't ( as a protest), fuckin smart, huh!

PublicLuxury February 23, 2011 at 11:07 am

It is not hard to fool a republitard, is it? First Palin and 'Sarkozy' and now Walker and 'Kock'

FNMA February 23, 2011 at 4:12 pm

Teabaggers can't live by teabagging alone. Sometimes they need the "Kock."

Callyson February 23, 2011 at 11:08 am

"Walker says he will try to “fire” the state senators who left the state, especially if they get any monetary support now from unions."
Next up: his plans for the districts that elected those state senators. That one would make a nice parking lot…

SudsMcKenzie February 23, 2011 at 11:14 am

Madison will be renamed "District 9".

DashboardBuddha February 23, 2011 at 11:09 am

Is it bad that I got this wonderful warm tingly feeling from this? No, no it isn't. I'm going to listen again. Bwahahahahahahahaha!

freakishlywrong February 23, 2011 at 11:10 am

What is it with these hateful wingnuts where they're always looking slightly off camera? You know, like they're lying. Oh, and if this is genuine, his cornhole is toast.

JoshuaNorton February 23, 2011 at 11:11 am

Seriously, does he give himself haircuts with a Flow-bee? He's got a gumby-head thing going on that jacks up his clown image by %1,000.

BornInATrailer February 23, 2011 at 11:13 am

Hey, I looked at this earlier when it was in someone's comment (thank you) rightly suggesting it get it's own story.

Now it seems like the Beast link is broken. Anyone else? Perhaps they got a little too much traffic?

freakishlywrong February 23, 2011 at 11:27 am

I put it in the Googles and got the live twitter feed, it's done blowd up their site, but ON FIRE as a story.

Jerri February 23, 2011 at 11:37 am

Daily Kos has a transcript of sorts: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/02/23/948732/-

imissopus February 23, 2011 at 12:37 pm

Jason Linkins at HuffPo has the second half of the call as well as this first half.

NeedsWants February 23, 2011 at 11:13 am

I like how his scheming comes off as standard policy for daily operations…no, wait, I DON"T like it.

Schmannnity February 23, 2011 at 11:14 am

Koch sucker

BTWBFDIMHO February 23, 2011 at 12:42 pm

My next bumper sticker.

V572625694 February 23, 2011 at 11:14 am

Here you go

Bonzos_Bed_Time February 23, 2011 at 12:00 pm

Is that Michael Jackson?

blogslut February 23, 2011 at 11:16 am

Awesome! Thanks, Jack!

Monsieur_Grumpe February 23, 2011 at 11:18 am

* Big Smile*

Weenus299 February 23, 2011 at 11:22 am

Walker's delusional. I can't imagine boning the shit out of Mika without sticking Zbignew Brzinski's head on her smoking hot body.

Urban_Achiever February 23, 2011 at 11:23 am

Lord only knows what kind of "outstanding good time" Walker thought Koch would show him……..

andrewdrinker February 23, 2011 at 12:56 pm

Ham Biscuits!

Natl_Indecency_Cmdr February 23, 2011 at 11:24 am

Best. Prank call. Ever.

oh and it's absolutely true. that's his voice. he talks about inserting troublemakers (ouch! ladies know what I'm talking about) into the crowd.

this douche just signed his own recall petition.

GOPCrusher February 23, 2011 at 12:44 pm

All of this is awesome, but if it doesn't make it to MSM and beamed directly into the heads of Joe and Jane Sixpack on a 24 hr loop, it may all be for naught.
I can hear it already, Fox News will have Breitbart on as a expert on editing for effect and how to fradulently make a video/voice tape to attack your opponent.

Texan_Bulldog February 23, 2011 at 12:46 pm

Appears the MSM take is that it's *mostly* nothing he hasn't already said in public. So, they aren't going to be much help.

HistoriCat February 23, 2011 at 2:30 pm

Maybe if the Beast writer had dressed as a pimp.

Texan_Bulldog February 23, 2011 at 11:26 am

And things were going so well for Scotty up until now…that sound you hear is him trying to kick his own ass. Oh, good times in Madison!

Natl_Indecency_Cmdr February 23, 2011 at 11:26 am

it was some fake french/quebecois journalist as i recall. someone with a pepe le pew accent.

the_onceler February 23, 2011 at 11:26 am

Scott Walker loves Koch!

Natl_Indecency_Cmdr February 23, 2011 at 11:27 am

I hate it when I get duped by fake Koch. (amiright fellas?)

SayItWithWookies February 23, 2011 at 11:30 am

Oh yeah — all those crazy liberals on Morning Joe are off the deep end. This reminds me of watching The 700 Club once and hearing their little "news update" — which was the same terrible news, mostly, but they were cheered up by all the horrible news and downhearted by all the good news.

Fare la Volpe February 23, 2011 at 11:50 am

"Thousands dead in Burma today, but Operation Rescue has managed to save the souls of 200 worshippers there, Pat! It's been a blessed day for everyone! Back to you."

OC_Surf_Serf February 23, 2011 at 11:32 am

Sarah Palin™ is proud that she was at least punked by a World Leader…

kissawookiee February 23, 2011 at 12:21 pm

Lou Sarah likes OC_Surf_Serf's comment.

GregComlish February 23, 2011 at 11:33 am

Aren't there any right-wing shibboleths they can use in these sort of situations? Some obscure trivia that nobody would know unless they've been watching Glenn Beck?

Rarian Rakista February 23, 2011 at 1:18 pm

Its all so much crazy talk, if you sound crazy enough and agree to crazy enough things, you must be Republican -Tea Bagger edition,, who can remember all the crazy things Beck has said anyway? That would be like knowing what the Bible said.

Jerri February 23, 2011 at 11:34 am

First, please let this be real, please, please, please. And assuming it is:

Hahahahaha! See you in hell you dumb fucking goober!

gurukalehuru February 23, 2011 at 11:34 am

Walker, Koch sucker

nounverb911 February 23, 2011 at 12:47 pm

Is that a new show on HBO?

Allmighty_Manos February 23, 2011 at 11:36 am

Phony Phone Calls: the sit-down strike of 2011.

MadBrahms February 23, 2011 at 11:37 am

And then Asthon Kutcher popped out of a broom closet and yelled "PUNK'd", but nobody could laugh, because they were too busy crying for democracy.

DashboardBuddha February 23, 2011 at 11:48 am

Asthon Kutcher popped pooped out of a broom closet.

Fixed.

Gorillionaire February 23, 2011 at 12:03 pm

And Gov Walker looked at Kutcher and said, "whoa, dude, you're a wealthy facsist?"

horsedreamer_1 February 23, 2011 at 11:38 am

Nope. Still no action on this on the state's flagship daily's website.

Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, that lamestream, left-wing shill. The Sykes-Belling Perpetual Commotion Machine was right about you all along.

ManchuCandidate February 23, 2011 at 11:43 am
Rarian Rakista February 23, 2011 at 1:31 pm

Lots of puppet accounts or teatards on that site, some of them are calling for walker to become President now.

Terry February 23, 2011 at 11:38 am

that would be le coq, of course.

OC_Surf_Serf February 23, 2011 at 11:41 am

petite épée was our adolescent insult to other garçons

littlebigdaddy February 23, 2011 at 11:42 am

What's next? Howard Stern talking him into riding a sybian?

bagofmice February 23, 2011 at 11:57 am

Talk about riding a fake Koch.

littlebigdaddy February 24, 2011 at 12:32 am

I would so NOT pay to see that.

Jerri February 23, 2011 at 11:47 am

David Corn confirms it's real via twitter: http://twitter.com/DavidCornDC/status/40446315750

Ya fucked up, son!

LabRodent February 23, 2011 at 12:32 pm

Fucked up indeed>>>>>>>

Natl_Indecency_Cmdr February 23, 2011 at 11:49 am

it was carla bruni's "husband"

blogslut February 23, 2011 at 11:50 am

Walker's press dude begins the covering of his employer's ass:
http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/116737394….

""The governor takes many calls everyday…"

Steverino247 February 23, 2011 at 12:03 pm

Gonna need a bigger shovel, Press Dude!

kissawookiee February 23, 2011 at 12:29 pm

"The governor takes many calls Koch up the tuchus everyday…"

SorosBot February 23, 2011 at 12:46 pm

Ooh news conference at 2:30, that should be interesting. Liveblog, Jack?

horsedreamer_1 February 23, 2011 at 1:35 pm

America's third Indo-Republican Governor, Paramjeet Walker.

NeedsWants February 23, 2011 at 11:53 am

Are you saying Walker got 'bagged?

metamarcisf February 23, 2011 at 11:53 am

I'd like to give Governor Wanker a hand when he "fires" that union piece of ass, Mika Brzezinski.

El Pinche February 23, 2011 at 11:57 am

Walker got dildo'd !!!

Passionphd February 23, 2011 at 11:59 am

You think this is gonna hurt his reputation among supporters you are on crack. Fox will be playing this tape and heralding his firm resolve. His supporters are going to love this tape, except the part where he reveals the upcoming Trojan Horse strategy to lure Democrats to the table to get to quorum.

The reporter missed a golden opportunity. He thought he could bond with him over crass anti union comments and ass jokes. He is talking to a corn-fed, Reagan-swooning, Right wing true believer, not a cigar-chomping, male-prostitute-hiring family-values Republican. (I know it's a fine line.)

Damn, this COULD have been a game-changer. I wish the Daily Beast had been more strategic.

Steverino247 February 23, 2011 at 12:03 pm

Some of the comments on that Milwaukee paper's site are pretty stupid. "This is the time to take power away from the Unions and their special interests"…and give it to people who are accountable to no one and have the money to buy, or at least rent, any politician in the country. Union leaders have to stand for election and are accountable to other members if they screw up. The Koch Bros. can do pretty much what they want, especially when they've got openly servile toads like Walker more than happy to do their bidding.

SorosBot February 23, 2011 at 12:06 pm

"Special interests" are only bad when they are groups of ordinary people working together (except for the gun nuts); they're good when they groups of corporate plutocrats working to further the interests of the Nobility.

emoutdoors February 23, 2011 at 12:28 pm

The comments for the prank call article are actually way better than usual. The JS supported Walker for governor, even though he royally fucked up Milwaukee County as County Exec (see recent Rachel Maddow report on Wackenhut). Normally, reading the comments about this issue is enough to convince anyone that Wisconsin is an ass-backwards cesspool of inbred, lobotomized automatons who are terrified of any change to the status quo for rich people.

Just moved back to Milwaukee after 10 years away. Ohhhh yeah. Lovin' it.

WigFlipper February 23, 2011 at 12:04 pm

Anyone else feel like this was an excerpt from J R?

I guess I'm saying that everyone ought to read that book

frostbitefalls February 23, 2011 at 12:21 pm

Oh yeah! And after that read "A Frolic of His Own," with a bottle of Pinot Grigio at the ready.

Jerri February 23, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Among other gems, I love that he says the place is full of '60s radicals. Because yes, all those fresh faced college kids out there are definitely '60s holdovers. They've just been hiding out on Willy St. biding their time, waiting for their chance to strike!

Madison, WI: Evidently home to the real fountain of youth.

SorosBot February 23, 2011 at 12:24 pm

Can Walker do math? Surviving '60s radicals are all in at least their 60s now; these protesters are mostly state workers, not retirees, and are getting around without without walkers.

Jerri February 23, 2011 at 12:46 pm

Walker and most of the state is convinced that Madison is forever and always populated by nothing but hippies, freaky beatniks, intellectual elites (aka those who can spell and do fancy cipherin'), amoral liberal drug addicts, sex maniacs, and the Badgers sports teams, so I don't know that math has anything to do with it.

Also, with the Baby Boomers entering the crucial "old people vote all the time" phase of life, he'd better watch it as far as pissing them off goes.

andrewdrinker February 23, 2011 at 1:05 pm

Hey, maybe that's what Bill O'Reilly was talking about when he said that the entire city of Madison communes with Satan!

DustBowlBlues February 23, 2011 at 3:15 pm

Three words: Eureka Springs, Arkansas. In that dumbass state, it's like being in the good part of the Twilight Zone.

Not_So_Much February 23, 2011 at 12:06 pm

I think the real conversation with David Cock is going to be even more interesting and colorful. I'd love to hear that one.

ManchuCandidate February 23, 2011 at 12:12 pm

Probably akin to Darth Vader talking to a subordinate who has deeply disappointed him.

HistoriCat February 23, 2011 at 2:34 pm

"You have failed me for the last time Governor!"

cheaphits February 23, 2011 at 1:21 pm

I bet it starts with "You dumb sumbitch!"

Rotundo_ February 23, 2011 at 5:30 pm

Not going to happen. The "Cocks" leave their dead on the battlefield for the little folks and buzzards to clean up after. Even if Scooter manages to get past this one, I will guarantee that no "Cock" money will ever end up near him again. They don't suffer non-useful idiots well and Scooter is no longer of use to them. I just can't believe he wasn't paranoid enough to wonder why one of the "Cock" brothers would be calling. I also cannot believe that his staff didn't take a look at the number on caller id and at least ask some intelligent questions before passing the call through. Fucking morons, thank God, but fucking morons nonetheless.

neiltheblaze February 23, 2011 at 12:11 pm

It's heartwarming to know that somebody, somewhere, is fucking with this meat puppet's head.

I can't wait to get home tonight so I can actually listen to it.

mavenmaven February 23, 2011 at 12:11 pm

"This isn't about the budget, this is about public sector unions"
Nailed. http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/21/opinion/21krugm

cheaphits February 23, 2011 at 1:30 pm

I think it goes even deeper, the Brothers Koch, who are not known for their benevolence, have extensive holdings in WS that employ union workers…timber, oil, asphalt….and want those unions busted, thinking that will increase profits for them, as it may in the short term and for corporations the short term is all that matters.

glamourdammerung February 23, 2011 at 5:16 pm

When you are an old, enraged, conservatard that does not care about others and is pretty much at the end of a normal lifespan, the short term is all that matters.

kissawookiee February 23, 2011 at 12:15 pm

It's a good thing Scott Walker is Preznit of Wisconsin and not Nevada, since I hear tell Harry Reid's trying to put his kind outta work.

imissopus February 23, 2011 at 12:20 pm

Outstanding.

The greatest part to me is the guy pretending to be Koch barely said a damn thing. He just gets Walker on the phone, asks "Where are we on all this," and the governor pretty much hangs himself for the next ten minutes. Just fantastic.

Negropolis February 24, 2011 at 2:46 am

It was ana amazing call wasn't it? It's like a kid spilling his guts to his dad that he wants so badly to be accepted and loved by. It's pitiful, really.

Weenus299 February 23, 2011 at 12:22 pm

Kochnutz.

Oblios_Cap February 23, 2011 at 12:48 pm

The very wurst sort of Teabaggery.

Papa_Uniform February 23, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Worth the wait 'til the end when Scottie says, "Thanks a million" . Or two.

PeaceWithHonor February 23, 2011 at 12:29 pm

Jesus, we recalled Gray Davis for less.

andrewdrinker February 23, 2011 at 1:08 pm

You recalled Gray Davis for Darrell Issa's ego.

horsedreamer_1 February 23, 2011 at 1:38 pm

Gray Davis was the most corrupt governor in California's history.

… Did I do that right?

LetUsBray February 23, 2011 at 1:45 pm

Yeah, but IOKIYAR.

SmutBoffin February 23, 2011 at 12:29 pm

Jesus H. Satan, this Walker guy is only just getting started. The new budget contains language that would appear to allow the state to sell off its energy assets on a no-bid basis. I am sure there are some billionaire brothers who would enjoy that!

Also, the most valuable, in terms of intellectual property and athletic department revenue, UW campus in Madison may be split of from the rest of the system.

SudsMcKenzie February 23, 2011 at 12:55 pm

Yep, We are looking at the possibility of having to shut down all public transportation as well.

LabRodent February 23, 2011 at 12:30 pm

If he could have used a Thurston Howell III accent it would have
been killer.

prommie February 23, 2011 at 12:30 pm

And he didn't even have to dress up like a pimp to show what a ho Walker is.

horsedreamer_1 February 23, 2011 at 1:40 pm

Buffalo Beast, show 'em how it's done.

lulzmonger February 23, 2011 at 2:34 pm

"Fucky-fucky, sucky-sucky, anything you want! Million dollah, me legislate for you long time! Me so douchey!"

Negropolis February 24, 2011 at 2:48 am

WIN

SorosBot February 23, 2011 at 4:30 pm

Nor did he have to deceptively edit the conversation to make Walker look bad.

Natl_Indecency_Cmdr February 23, 2011 at 12:38 pm

all right, kids. time to slap on my 'don't teabag on me' t-shirt and go bring down this douchebag. my new sign says "hey walker, answer the phone! wisconsin is calling! and this time it's no joke!" wish me luck!

SudsMcKenzie February 23, 2011 at 12:56 pm

nice

El Pinche February 23, 2011 at 12:42 pm

Wow, that's genius. Don't take down the Koch brothers.
Be the Koch brothers.

imissopus February 23, 2011 at 12:44 pm

I hunted up the second half of the conversation over at HuffPo and Walker signs off by telling "Koch" that this is "all about getting our freedom back." This guy's just a Teatard-platitude-spouting moron. I'm amazed he can tie his own shoes.

Oh wait, he probably just wears loafers. Dumbass.

FNMA February 23, 2011 at 4:23 pm

Sneakers with Velcro.

nounverb911 February 23, 2011 at 12:46 pm

Didn't Woody Allen star in that movie?

andrewdrinker February 23, 2011 at 12:47 pm

I admit it, I only watch Morning Joe for Mika.

horsedreamer_1 February 23, 2011 at 1:31 pm

Mika, leading into Savannah on The Daily Grind, then Tamron Hall middays. Yum.

El Pinche February 23, 2011 at 12:48 pm

Breaking news: Koch fires Walker for not recognizing his master's voice.

glamourdammerung February 23, 2011 at 12:48 pm

I really dig the part where Walker admits that he thought of placing "troublemakers" into the crowds.

fuflans February 23, 2011 at 12:49 pm

the hobo part was the best part.

over to you stewart / hodgman.

andrewdrinker February 23, 2011 at 12:52 pm

I'm wondering what Walker's Green Book says about State Senators that hang out in a Holiday Inn in neighboring states.

Terry February 23, 2011 at 12:55 pm

…and if there is special guidance for a Holiday Inn with an indoor water park.

Oblios_Cap February 23, 2011 at 12:53 pm

Fly him out to Cali?! He really is a coke whore!

Say hi to the Orejuela brothers, Scott.

onemoretime79 February 23, 2011 at 12:57 pm

Sweet sweet sound of more than one head exploding this morning.
The real David going "Scott you imbecile! I told ya I'd call only *after* this was all over!Now my nice new office building next to what should have been my nice new power plant will be worthless to me!"

PresBeeblebrox February 23, 2011 at 1:00 pm

The Buffalo Beast is awesome. They are the same folks which sent two journalists to the grand/secret opening of the Creation Museum under the guise of being from a paper for retarded people.
http://buffalobeast.com/117/let_there_be_retards….

SheriffRoscoe February 23, 2011 at 1:02 pm

This sounds like glory holes, but over the phone. There's Koch, but you really can't swear it's who you think it is, even if you've sucked it many times before.

MrFizzy February 23, 2011 at 1:04 pm

The best thing about the tape is that all "Koch" has to say is "beautiful" to pull Walker's string.

mereoblivion February 23, 2011 at 1:58 pm

The Gov's refined aesthetic sense is one of the things that got him where he is today.

DarwinianDemon February 23, 2011 at 1:07 pm

Actual conservative defense of this: "At least he talks to his constituents!!!"

So congrats new york, you are now part of Wisconsin!

Rarian Rakista February 23, 2011 at 1:11 pm

My sister is in Minnesota and it is getting heavy play there.

cheaphits February 23, 2011 at 1:11 pm

Years ago, when I lived in Pensacola, FL, Joe Scarbough was my attorney briefly on a trademark and franchising issue. He is a piss poor TV guy, but he was even sorrier as a lawyer.

andrewdrinker February 23, 2011 at 1:12 pm

It's like a vaudeville version of Woodward/Bernstein!

valgal2342 February 23, 2011 at 1:14 pm

Micheal Caine will play David Koch in the movie version.

BZ1 February 23, 2011 at 1:27 pm

I'm calling BS here, "a much smaller group of protesters, almost all of them from outta (sic) state."

"He's pretty reasonable, but he's not one of us" (editorial comment, referring to Tim Cullen, a Dem, who thank God, is not one of the repubs…)

Buckminster February 23, 2011 at 1:33 pm

Walker looks and sounds like he was dropped on his head a lot as a kid. Maybe just accident prone, but maybe a little of the developmentally disabled.

NorthStarSpanx February 23, 2011 at 1:36 pm

You forget the departing words of Walker to the Punker Koch – "Thanks a million."

"Thanks for a million." – fixed.

sezme February 23, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Almost as worrying as the unalloyed evil is the nagging sense that Scott Walker really is exactly that stupid.

snoopyfan2010 February 23, 2011 at 1:45 pm

So, he's proud of the fact that he can stay firm and push legislation through even if people don't like him but………..OUR PRESIDENT does that with health care and we're told that he's evil. Double standard, anyone?

SorosBot February 23, 2011 at 4:32 pm

You've forgotten the golden rule of politics: it's OK if you're a Republican.

LionHeartSoyDog February 23, 2011 at 5:01 pm

I wish we did have a president who would stay firm and push through universal health care.
Maybe some day, if we survive and get civilized.

crybabyboehner February 23, 2011 at 2:01 pm

This is the greatest thing since the Buddy Rich tapes.

Chet Kincaid February 23, 2011 at 2:07 pm

It is an affliction much beloved here in the Calumet Region, as documented by "A Christmas Story" author Jean Shepherd and brought to life with a teenaged Ralphie on American Playhouse:
http://main.wgbh.org/wgbh/NTW/FA/TITLES/Star-Cros

wokeupliberal February 23, 2011 at 2:11 pm

Koch sucker.

wondering where i am February 23, 2011 at 2:24 pm

Boycott toilet paper. Bring down the Kochs!
http://www.worldofkoch.com/

Chet Kincaid February 23, 2011 at 2:31 pm

"Emperor, (RESPIRATE) the Death Bill is nearly complete (RESPIRATE)! With one blow we can destroy the Rebel Unions (RESPIRATE) and seize control of energy assets (RESPIRATE)!"

"Beautiful, Scat Walker, beautiful!"

HurricaneAli February 23, 2011 at 2:36 pm

And Buffalo Beast is now no longer an Internet entity – what does THAT mean?

Soylent Green February 23, 2011 at 2:36 pm

Time for your close-up, Mr. Koch!

fredbell February 23, 2011 at 2:46 pm

Without question, this just has to be a front-page story in both the NY Times but especially the Washington Post tomorrow….How could it not?…It has to be…This should be all anybody talks about…

lulzmonger February 23, 2011 at 2:59 pm

Someone needs call-display.

Color me underwhelmed. Pseudo-Koch should've asked Walker for an appointment to "fix" some jobs up for a few of his buddies, or gone after the ratfucking angle MUCH more (while demanding obviously illicit tactics). Yeah, it's a cute little prank, but Il Douche didn't really say anything very damning besides the non-shocker that he thought about planting troublemakers. Trouble is, he's every bit as much a fuckhead in public as he is in private, so nearly all of this call is "Dog Bites Man" material.

This golden opportunity to deliver a no-scope headshot was pissed away talking about what a hot piece of ass Mika is? Sorry, Buffalo Beast – I smell pwnage fail.

DustBowlBlues February 23, 2011 at 3:12 pm

Oh, fuck. Laugh out loud hysterical. These fucking Republicans never fail to fall for this shit, do they? Will this be on MSNBC? I know "my"' wonkette's link is going on my fb page, so my four or five friends will definitely know about it.

DustBowlBlues February 23, 2011 at 3:18 pm

He's going to trick the Democrats into coming back and then spring a surprise vote on them? Isn't that how we killed Indians in the 19th Century. Well, and 18th. And, well, 16–enough of that. And they way the French captured Toussaint in Haiti. (Sorry–didn't check spelling).

valgal2342 February 23, 2011 at 3:51 pm

Watching Scott Walker speak now…..when is he going to talk about his phone sex with Koch?

betweenstations February 23, 2011 at 4:37 pm

Am I the only one who thinks Walker looks sort of like Tim Pawlenty run through Photoshop, badly?

Gainsbourg69 February 23, 2011 at 9:21 pm

He actually looks like a mix of Pawlenty and that douche bag on Fox that does their sunday show.

Warpde February 24, 2011 at 2:06 am

Scotty, Scotty, Scott,
You have just been Pwned don't ya know? You betcha!
Now if you would just take a moment and pull your head out of the
KoKs (sick) ass you may smell something better then shit.
Also, things may taste a bit better buttercup.
You never know whats been up there.

Negropolis February 24, 2011 at 2:33 am

For awhile, I didn't see how he could be any bigger a loser than he's already been in his life and then this happens. I almost feel sorry that he's as dumb as he is. Even when he gets his hand caught in the cookie jar he still thinks he has it all going on, bless is little heart. He has the emotional capacity of a 12-year-old, and he looks like a little kid in front of the cameras, way, way, WAY the fuck out of his league, poor thing.

What a consummate whore. He may not be the only one that sucks dick for Koch, but he's one of the best, isn't he?

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