- Harry Reid made a special cameo appearance in Carson City yesterday, where he spoke to the Nevada legislature and “an audience that included a legal brothel owner, legal prostitutes and the legal industry’s state lobbyist.” How did Harry Reid win over his whore-loving audience? Perhaps he flattered them with his world-famous compliments? (“It’s a great honor to be here with you all. You are all such well-spoken Negroes.”) Nope, incorrect! Harry Reid decided to start rambling about how it’s time to outlaw prostitution. Why is it time, Harry Reid? And why do you say these things, to professional whores and brothel curators? Here is a typical sentence, from THE POLITICO: “The whorehouse owner in attendance, Dennis Hof of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, told reporters on the scene: ‘Harry Reid will have to pry the cathouse keys from my cold, dead hands.’” Okay? [Politico]
- An undercover TSA agent and his handgun passed through an airport sexytime radiation booth without any problems whatsoever. [NBC]
- Colonel/Kernel Kadhafi says that he will personally go door-to-door and murder every Libyan (sometimes called “canvassing”), which is actually unsurprising, considering that his mercenary death squads have already slaughtered an estimated 1,000 people. We are witnessing large-scale slaughter. (Take another sip from your Starbucks mudbutt latte and find your favorite cat picture — everything will be okay!) [NYT]
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Doesn't Reid know politicians are essentially prostitutes too? Anyway, I'd rather fuck for money than bend over and take it all day like the Dems in DC
Time to start hoarding whore diamonds.
Harry, prostitutes aren't really paid to have sex. They are paid not to be there when the man wakes up from his nap.
"When prostitutes are outlawed, only outlaws will have…"
Shorter Reid: If you want to engage in sex with multiple people, sometimes skirting socially normative expectations, you should have to do what I did — convert to Latter-day Sainthood.
Ouch!
Fuck you Harry! The way things are going for us out here in the real world, the only jawb left to us will be whoring for hobo beans. Get with it.
Harry, you pindick. Prostitution is the only industry in Nevada that lets you have a good time while being fucked.
I am relaxing with my favorite legal prostitute while sipping a latte and sending good thoughts to the Libyans. I would send them a picture of a cute kitty but the internet is shut down there so I will just send them nice thoughts while wearing my Che t-shirt.
I didn't know Sister Sarah liked lattes. Good news.
Reid wants to violate their second base rights.
Gadaffi gave a much hotter fireside chat last night than Scott Walker.
"(Kadhafi's) mercenary death squads have already slaughtered an estimated 1,000 people."
Any bets that this oil-state dictator is taking guidance from the Koch Brothers playbook? He's probably calling the death squads "Libyans for Prosperity" or "FreedomWorks," too.
It might not be Koch blockers, but rather the Neocons such as Dick "The pindick Princling of Ebil" Perle was an adviser/lobbyist for Libya.
However, it's the Koch Bruddahs who own teh oil companeez. As Boss Tweed said in Gangs of New York: "You can always hire half the poor people to kill the other half."
Perle was there? How about Kissinger?
Given how well Walker's doing channeling his own inner military strongman – "Get back to work, or I start offing slaves," he says – that's probably not too far off reality.
I'm thinking "National Right to Life".
I read <NOBR><A id=FALINK_2_0_1 class=FAAdLink href="#">a book</NOBR> regarding the TSA. The TSA actually tells it's employees ahead of time someone is going to sneak through with a wepon and still the rate of them getting through with said wepon is about 1 in 3. Not to mention staff that works at the airport is never stopped and searched. Do you know how easy it is to <NOBR><A id=FALINK_1_0_0 class=FAAdLink href="#">get a job</NOBR> cleaning at the airport? It's all the illusion of safety.
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I read a book regarding the TSA. The TSA actually tells it's employees ahead of time someone is going to sneak through with a weapon on a certain day and still the rate of them getting through with said wepon is about 1 in 3. Not to mention staff that works at the airport is never stopped and searched. Do you know how easy it is to get a cleaning job at the airport? It's all the illusion of safety.
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What's the title of the book? Sounds interesting/terrifying.
Unsafe at any Altitude.
http://www.amazon.com/Unsafe-any-Altitude-Investi...
Unsafe at any Altitude.
http://www.amazon.com/Unsafe-any-Altitude-Investi...
Unsafe at any Altitude.
http://www.amazon.com/Unsafe-any-Altitude-Investi...
How the fuck else do you think they're going to get good performance reports if they don't tip the test? Don't you know how government works?
"In this case, where they had a test, and it was just a dismal failure as I'm told," said Larry Wansley, former head of security at American Airlines. "As I've heard (it), you got a problem, especially with a fire arm."
Just more panic-mongering. The full body scanners are to detect the body. The undercover agent with the gun in her "undergarments" (probably a garter belt or crotchless panties) should have gone through the gun scanner.
And that is set to detect firearms. A "fire arm" is another story.
Yeah Harry, great idea; take the one state that has semi-enlightened laws on prostitution, and throw those women back into the hands of abusive pimps, and make them unable to turn to the authorities for help, thus putting the same target on their back similar women have in every other state. Smart!
Aren't brothels a 2nd Ahemdent right !!11!
Yes, it's the right to bear short arms (ahem).
That depends… is that a gun in your pocket or are you just physiologically ready to pay a stranger to induce an orgasm?
No – that only relates to the founding fathers' slave concubines.
Harry Reid decided to start rambling about how it’s time to outlaw prostitution.
So he's going to take away Max Baucus' Finance Committee chairmanship?
About time!
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Hire the soon-to-be former prostitutes as TSA screeners. Problems solved. Next?
Finally the enhanced patdowns will have a proper happy ending!
Silly Nevadians, all the have to do is diversify a little bit and get into the luggage lifting service. I hear certain rentboys have already made the switch.
When David Vitter hears Reed's remarks he's gonna shit his pants.
Win of the day.
"Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?"
The return policy is problematic.
Because it's fucking illegal.
Rahm's first public comment?
Pussy Power in the Cathouse.
Not quite as good as Fever in the Funkhouse, but I’ll take it.
Kernal Kaddaffie is seriously losing it. He was always a butcher and mass murderer and unstable but now he is really pushing that envelope. People are OK with instability up to a point. They're not going to take it anymore.
Gobbmint shutdowns, workers being hosed, dictators murdering their own citizens. Remember when Hopey was inaugurated barely two short years ago? I was so happy, I really thought maybe we could get it all back to good. Turns out, Dick Armey, Newtie and that oil slick that is Tom Delay, are still very firmly in charge of our spiraling country. I love my President, but I just think he lacks that asshole gene to confront these teahadists. These are not your father's conservatives. These are vicious, power-mad insurgents who hate the Government and even worse, hate us.
"These are not HUMAN BEINGS. " fixed
"An undercover TSA agent…"
Who writes this shit? Ian Fleming must be rolling in his grave…
Can Colonel Klink talk some sense into Kernel Gahdaffy?
The uncover agent's passing through means the TSA will need to get even more invasive in making it look like they're trying to prevent terrorism; since they're already either groping or taking nude X-rays of everybody, the next step will probably involve surgery.
Uncover agents is perfect – they're too busy looking at the live porn on the hoof to search for the weapons!
Molly Ball wrote a hell of an entertaining story for Politico, I'll say that.
‘Harry Reid will have to pry the cathouse keys from my cold, dead hands.’
I'm guessing there is already a fetish group on the 'net for this by now. I ain't lookin' though.
How does Harry Reid feel about blog-whoring?
Wait until Kadhafi finds that the protesters had a bake sale/raffle and raised enough money to pay the mercenary forces to shoot HIM. You can raise a lot of money with hash brownies.
Well, someone in Nevada is raking in the dough from all the performances of the dozen or so Cirque du Soleil shows currently running in Las Vegas. Those tickets aren't cheap, but you do have the option of seeing a man in a leotard and makeup on the high wire, on a horse, in the water, and on mats on a stage.
And isn't Celine Dion still performing there? The nation's rich housewives will pay lots of money to hear one of the world's worst singers belt out horrible, horrible "music".
So, if Harry has his way $arah and her brood won't be allowed to visit Nevada?
And poor Sharon Angle won't be able to make her next career move?
"Sharon Angle won't be able to make her next career move?"
bad place bad place BAD PLACE!!!! Make it stop!
Reid added, “We should do everything we can to make sure the world holds Nevada in the same high regard you and I do.”
Good luck on that one, Harry.
I will just say that Jeff Gannon is a lot prettier than 90% of the gals in Hof's Bunny Ranch–I would watch that show on HBO & think gah…these women are toothless, old, fat and mostly hideous.
"Harry Reid will have to pry the cathouse keys from my cold, dead hands."
It was almost these exact words that got my grandaddy an ass full of buckshot nigh on about 60 years ago.
In other words, send my maw-maw to Libya. She's got cataracts and a touch of the rheumatism, but she won't abide any goddamn foolishness.
I prefer pictures of dogs playing poker while i sip my mudbutt brew, if you don't mind.
Take another sip from your Starbucks mudbutt latte and find your favorite cat picture
Ahh, you caught me. Dang it!
I already found my favorite cat picture. Of all time. And fuck a latte.
"And fuck a latte"
sounds messy.
And painful. I order mine extra hot.
Insert not very clever "Senators are the biggest whores!" joke here. LOLZ.
Hilarity ensues!!
3. Profit!!!
What Harry Reid does in Nevada *stays* in Nevada. I don't care. Am I my brothel's keeper?
You're forgetting about the Englebert Humperdinck shows.
You can't outlaw whoring in Nevada. Newt will need a trade when he retires or gravity sucks his fat ass to the ground and he has to crawl around like a carnival freak
I am so glad that an undercover agent made it through. Now they'll have to step up all that slack security… So, I can still fly to Vegas and get my rocks off… for only the airfare and none of those damn line ups. (Except the one I'm in)
Reid quickly backed down when one of the brothel owners threatened to filibuster.
Harry's just being a good Mormon. You shouldn't charge for something you should give away for free. Also, more babies, please.
Now why would one whore try to take away the income of another? After all, Harry belongs to the highest income groups of whores there is.
Two things I've learned in life. 1) Prostitutes never look like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. 2) Porno movies in Hi-Def should be avoided at all costs.
If he were a Repub I'd laugh it off that he's overreaching on 'family valued' in order to disguise his covert gayness, but Reid?? Why does he hate the bunga-bunga?
Is this his Queen Latifah moment?
Harry Reid, I am pretty sure that we could fix the economy by legalizing prostitution in all 50 states. It's not technically *raising* taxes if you're just adding a new revenue stream, am I right?
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That proves it, we made Chertoff very rich with machines that do nothing but embarrass the average American.
Typical prices start at US$200 for fifteen minutes.
Damn, in some third world countries typical prices are $5 or $10.
So, I've heard…
Well, I was wondering if Hairy Harry has investments in 3rd world brothels. Mexico, DR, Phils, Thailand….
Why not cut to the chase and just ban Nevada? Nobody except a few aging mobsters would notice.
Cicciolina, Italian porn star/parlementarian, had a great campaign slogan: All the other pols are whores.
Nevada has the highest unemployment rate in the nation, by far, and has been so for over a year now, and he wants to make it increase?
(Professional) Whores of the world, unite! This is union-busting I tells ya.
The whores catch that shit from those nasty johns, doncha know.
Did Sharon Angle even bring this up during her campaign? This is her territory. WTF bug is up Harry's ass? Did the whore lobby refuse to send him $$$ this election? (sorry 3 days late here, am upfisting everyone)
Maybe we can get them to move to Colorado.
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