Svelte Dreamboat Rush Limbaugh Slams Michelle Obama For Being Fat

“I’m trying to say that our First Lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, or of a woman Alex Rodriguez might date every six months or what have you.”

That could be said of every first lady everywhere with the current exception of Mrs. Bruni-Sakozy. When did Rush become a puppet of Italian-French socialism?

The hate for Michelle is just redirected hatred for the colored man in charge. Rush is from the "bootheel" of Missouri, the part that had plantations and a slavery until the War of Northern Aggression upset all that. The racism runs deep and old there, just like Alabama.

Plus he has three hours a day to fill, and sometimes the crazier stuff bubbles closer to the surface. You know he believes African-American men all have huge peens, the better to satisfy "their" women's voracious sexual appetites.

For the record, (and I'm sure everyone is going to be shocked…SHOCKED, I say!):

El Fathead and his squealing pig-minions are lying (again).

A braised short rib is a relatively lean cut of beef, braised with most of the fat cooked off. The 5-ounce serving runs about 600 calories, Liken said — a far cry from the 1,500 calories and 141 grams of fat it's accused of.

“A proper 5-ounce portion of protein is what nutritionists say we should have,” said Kelly Liken, who launched the highly successful restaurant.
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Is this ironic or hypocritical?

Well I believe that Rush is in the employ of the Big Agriculture, you see Michelle is promoting healthy eating, which would then cause Big Agriculture to lose big because people would stop eating corn syrup deep fried pig anus. Rush tries very hard to support the industry, and his listeners join him, but they can't stand the fact that some folks may actually eat vegetables that have not been breaded and deep fried.

I can't wait until Rush kicks the bucket. I hope it is while he is on the air.

For Rush to get one of them wimmens without paying for it, she would probably have to weigh about 80-100 pounds more than Michelle. And even then, she'd ask him to pay for her pork rinds.

But folks, Rush isn't fat. His mother tells him that he's just big-boned.

That cartoon has all the intellectual humor of "Two and a Half Men."

But you know hates Limbaugh the most?

1. His wife. This poor lady has to endure being underneath hundreds of pounds of sweaty pig lard every other week when Rush takes a break from oxycontin and he can barely get his gerkin up for 2 minutes.

2. Dominican Republic child prostitutes. When he's not beast-raping his "wife," he's renting pre-teen male prostitutes. Even the horrors of extreme poverty can't add up to that smell of stale mold between countless folds of dirty hog fat.

I think Boss Limbaugh is scraping the bottom of the barrel, trying to find something so outrageous to say to keep his audience.

Somebody posted that Rush, that fat pigfucker, should just die already. While I approve this sentiment whole-heartedly, there is no practical point to such a a thing actually occurring. This man is so full of skank, so totally composed of bile that the Devil himself would just spit him back out of Hell. Oh, and I made it through 1:20 of the video. Long enough for a hearty, "fuck you" to whomever posted it.

How can anyone possibly be associated with a political party that's dominated by this fat fuck? How can anyone listen to his blubberings for hours? How much does this giant pile of gelatinous flesh spit into the mic? You can hear the splutter of the saliva hitting it.

Yet not a single Republithug dares to question a thing this grotesque excuse for a human being says. The man looks like he belongs under a bridge, scaring the tykes when they try to cross it.

In summary, by any objective standard, Rush Limbaugh is disgusting.