Svelte Dreamboat Rush Limbaugh Slams Michelle Obama For Being Fat

Hey, Rush Limbaugh is a person who is still alive, at the moment! He says Michelle Obama is fat. "I'm trying to say that our First Lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, or of a woman Alex Rodriguez might date every six months or what have you." Oh, so she looks like a human being. A human being with enough dignity to stay away from Alex Rodriguez. Rush Limbaugh on the other hand? Totally shirtless on the cover of Men's Health and often seen hanging on the arm of Susan Sarandon.

Oh, and he also manages to do a hilarious gay voice and draw out "ribs" so it sounds a little racist. Must have been an action-packed show that he couldn't fit those things in the other segments!

Poor kids are living in food deserts, parents are unemployed, kids got no place to go other than the mall, hang around for scraps at the Orange Julius place, maybe get some papaya juice out there, and then they hear about Michelle My Belle and the kids 1,500 calories per rib serving -- 141 grams of fat, I'm just saying.

Just saying he would never go to a mall in this day and age, because they're filled with starving scamps. Scamps who are probably MEXICAN and will therefore knife you. (And also malls require you to walk, which is exercise and may upset Rush Limbaugh's perfect figure.)

Yes, this is a man who still exists! Thank God for modern medicine and its array of prescription medication.

Considering this illogical cartoon, it now appears calling Michelle Obama a fat hypocritical slob is a conservative trope. That's an improvement over just being racist against black people, we guess. Progress! [ Media Matters ]